WFMU: The Arbitrarium with Arb: Playlist from June 23, 2021

Listener comments!
	🧂 10:01pm WR: Our of what?
	🧂 10:01pm WR: Otu.. Out...
	10:01pm HyperDose: Come at me with a bad vibe, I dare you! gotvantage.com...
	10:02pm Scott67: G'day ARB & Animaitrarium! 🍺😎🤙🌏🌷
	10:02pm Franco Twinkie: I'll vibe your ass right out the door missy.
	10:03pm spodiodi: why you mad?
	🧂 10:03pm Aitch: Mad indeed. Hey ARB and gang
	10:04pm ARB: Welcome to the Arbitrarium! Hi WR! HyperDose! Scott67! Franco! Spodiodi! Aitch!
	10:09pm Scott67: Be what you are? What if you're an arsehole?💩
	10:10pm Franco Twinkie: Free To Be You and Me - who came up with that self affirming bit of twaddle anyway?
	10:12pm StringOFperils: Someone who gave you 50 cents to carry their shit for a week.
	🧂 10:12pm chresti: Hi ARB and ARBilans!
	10:13pm Rich in Washington: whut
	10:13pm Rich in Washington: stupid after work errands. I just now got home.
	10:14pm ARB: Hi StringOFperils and Chresti and Rich!
	10:14pm ARB: How's everyone feeling this evening? Sarcastic?
	10:14pm Rich in Washington: Hi ARB! Hi ARBitrarians!
	10:14pm ARB: Can someone tell me how to say Jowe?
	10:15pm StringOFperils: I always thought it was Joey.
	10:15pm spodiodi: hi chresti! \\// hi Rich!
	🧂 10:15pm solo mon: I’m hear for the Sar chasm.
	🧂 10:15pm WR: One bad vibe and I'm out, will listen to street noise or something.
	10:15pm Scott67: ARB, I was born sarcastic, but became cynical with age.
	10:15pm spodiodi: if saracasm is recourse for a weak mind, i should shine
	10:16pm StringOFperils: One bad vibe for next 500 miles. Keep left.
	🧂 10:16pm solo mon: One bad vibe and I’m 🦉 t.
	10:16pm Rich in Washington: JOEY? That's just my wild ass guess. based on parents who name their children something spelled really weird then jump on you when you can't pronounce it and then say "HIS NAME IS STEVEN!"
	10:16pm Scott67: You say Jowe.
	10:16pm Franco Twinkie: I will piss in your campfire for lunch money.
	🧂 10:17pm chresti: Hi spodi! \\//
	10:17pm Rich in Washington: my coco's a teacher, so nearly often tells me about 'unique', pain-in-the-ass spellings of her pupil's names.
	10:17pm Speedo Gonzalez: souding great!
	🧂 10:17pm solo mon: Sarcaustic.
	🧂 10:18pm WR: You can just call Stephen John Bird, J Head. He does sometime. PS: no actual knowledge here, just looking at discogs...
	10:18pm Rich in Washington: Snarkastic.
	10:18pm StringOFperils: Sarcloptic
	10:18pm Franco Twinkie: Plastercastic.
	10:18pm Rich in Washington: I love this track!
	10:18pm HyperDose: How much to pee on an electric fence, Franco?
	10:19pm spodiodi: lol thanks ARB
	10:19pm ARB: I'm gonna say Jowel
	10:20pm StringOFperils: How do you say Head?
	10:20pm Scott67: Then ask, why the long face?
	🧂 10:20pm solo mon: SARSy not SARSy
	10:22pm HyperDose: The Churchill is a dance where you wiggle your jowls while saying "reprehensible". All the boomers are doing it
	10:22pm Franco Twinkie: Start at $I,000.000 and we'll negotiate from there Hyper.
	10:23pm StringOFperils: Crassy
	10:23pm spodiodi: 1k? this needs to happen
	10:24pm Scott67: I will French an Electric Fence for half that.
	10:25pm spodiodi: i once saw a frog ride the lightning when i was a young kid
	10:25pm HyperDose: OK I don't have money per se, BUT think of all the exposure and brand deals you'll get when it goes viral. You could get one of these bad boys for your aguas frescas: www.amazon.com... 🤑
	10:25pm Scott67: After Franco pissed on it!
	10:26pm spodiodi: desecration nation
	10:26pm Franco Twinkie: I would like one of those next to the bed, Hyper.
	10:28pm HyperDose: What if I was born sarcoughasparagus?
	10:28pm Scott67: Team effort!!✊😎
	10:28pm Rich in Washington: or half started, you cynic, you!
	🧂 10:28pm chresti: Haha HyperDose@10:22
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: I grew up reading Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions in Mad Magazine. I don't how to un-learn that.
	10:29pm Scott67: HyperD, it means snide comments stick in your throat.
	10:30pm HyperDose: Shower me with your sARBcasm!
	10:30pm StringOFperils: Enunciación para los mutantes
	🧂 10:31pm solo mon: Fake sargasm
	10:31pm ARB: I'm so deep in my own sARBchasm, there's no escape
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: Sargasm Addict.
	10:31pm Scott67: I will have what she's not having!
	10:32pm ARB: LOL Franco and Solo
	10:32pm Rich in Washington: Franco, me too. I can't tell you how many times I landed in detention or in the principal's office because of those Al Jaffee books.
	10:32pm Franco Twinkie: Yup!
	10:33pm StringOFperils: What Me Sorry?
	10:33pm Rich in Washington: I always tell people we didn't have a bible in our house when I was growing up but we had a Mad Magazine subscription and many of the anthology paperbacks.
	10:34pm Scott67: I was voted the worst kid at High School by a Teacher Staff Room poll. Because of my Smart Arse quips!
	🧂 10:34pm solo mon: I am really enjoying all the sarc-isms.
	10:35pm Rich in Washington: Probably why you're here with all of us, Scott67!
	🧂 10:35pm solo mon: I never got in trouble at school until I started at the art institute
	10:35pm Scott67: I'm sarcstatic about it!
	10:36pm HyperDose: An aunt gifted me a subscription to Big Brother skateboard magazine as a kid (not knowing that the editor would go on to produce the TV show Jackass). It was the older sibling I never had.
	10:37pm Scott67: Rich, & feel right at home mate! 😎🤙
	🧂 10:37pm solo mon: Shartastic show ARB!
	10:37pm Rich in Washington: This is wonderful <not being sarcastic>
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: Funny you should say that Hyper. It was my aunt who would buy Mad for me and my sister.
	10:38pm Little Danny: Hi ARB, hi f[r]iends!
	🧂 10:38pm solo mon: My step dad had a subscription to National lampoon. It was formative.
	🧂 10:38pm Aitch: Arbitrarium possibly the wildest of the shows on any of the streams
	10:38pm ARB: Welcome Little Danny!
	10:38pm Franco Twinkie: Danny!
	10:38pm HyperDose: I had a few Mads, but was mostly a Cracked kid. The Archie digests were my religion.
	10:39pm Rich in Washington: What Aitch said <still not being sarcastic>
	10:39pm ARB: I had a subscription to Sassy, and was just the other day wondering what I would think if I read it now.
	🧂 10:39pm Aitch: I liked Zippy and the Freak Brothers
	10:39pm ARB: Aitch I am blushing! Thanks!
	10:40pm Rich in Washington: Oh yeah. I got totally turned onto Freak Bros. and Zippy in high school. I am still a huge Zippy fan.
	10:40pm Scott67: I had a couple of Cracked Mags, but thought my friend's Mad Mags were cooler.
	10:40pm ARB: Zippy is great, Zippy for prez!
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: Later of course National Lampoon. I remember how much I loved the illustration to the story First Blowjob.
	🧂 10:40pm Aitch: Sean Penn would have made a great Fat Freddy
	10:41pm Rich in Washington: I remember Marvel comics attempt at a humor magazine Crazy. It was pretty sub par.
	10:41pm HyperDose: Please tell me there's a Sassy issue out there with Christian Slater on the cover with a centerfold and an interview of him plugging Gleaming The Cube 😍
	10:41pm Rich in Washington: I still have a ton of National Lampoons. So good. And the records.
	🧂 10:41pm solo mon: I was like 7 or 8 years old when I started reading National lampoon and I would from cover to cover.
	🧂 10:42pm Aitch: Yow!
	🧂 10:42pm solo mon: Is David lunch being sarcastic?
	10:42pm Rich in Washington: I loved Real News and the comics section.
	10:42pm ARB: Get ready for some oral hygiene advice
	10:42pm ARB: Attention: Global Toothpaste Network
	10:43pm Scott67: Zippy Aitch!
	🧂 10:43pm solo mon: I liked norm Appleton and the foto funnies.
	10:43pm Franco Twinkie: Unfortunately my collection of Mads and National Lampoons met an untimely demised stored under the leaky back stairs.
	🧂 10:43pm chresti: Spacetastic.
	10:43pm StringOFperils: Chris Miller wrote some great porn in that mag. And Michael O'Donoghue gave me the darkness I needed to burn it all down in my mind at least.
	10:43pm Scott67: What's Oral Hygiene?
	10:44pm ARB: I still have my Dirty Plottes that survived a house fire, they're charred but loved.
	10:45pm Rich in Washington: Oh yeah. Despite being a Mad Magazine fan, the photo funnies totally made my dad flip out when I accidentally left a copy laying around. It was the nudity. What a weird line to draw. Oh well. I didn't get in trouble or anything.
	10:45pm Scott67: Ahh! So that's what's wrong with Me!
	10:45pm Rich in Washington: I have a portrait of Michael O'Donoghue brandishing a butcher knife hanging in my office at work and no one's ever asked about it.
	🧂 10:45pm Aitch: Early Yello is good
	🧂 10:45pm solo mon: Oh sorry for the light gassing...
	🧂 10:46pm solo mon: I was gonna say David lunch does Laurie Anderson and now here she is.
	10:46pm Franco Twinkie: I do believe I still have Dirty Plottes. My underground comix were always treated like sacred texts. I keep them in a box next to the bed.
	10:47pm StringOFperils: I got an idea last night for a book of poetry called Jesus May Love You, but I Think You’re Garbage Wrapped in Skin. __Michael O'Donaghue
	10:48pm Rich in Washington: I think I still have every underground comic I ever bought, much to the chagrin of Coco. "When's the last time you ever took those out and read them?". I tell her I will read them to our grandchildren.
	10:48pm spodiodi: my uncle gave me his cloth bound and embossed MAD book (a collection mad magazines from the 50's and 60's, i think). it was mint... none of the fold-ins had been done. i held on to it for a couple of decades, then gave it back to him to give to one of his sons after he lost one of them
	10:49pm Rich in Washington: Our family was reading Mad regularly in the 70s when they were reissuing the EC (50s) era Mads and tucking them into contemporary issues and those early Mads blew my mind.
	10:50pm Franco Twinkie: Rich, some have lost their luster, others have aged well, and a select few are timeless.
	10:50pm StringOFperils: So near the truth.
	10:51pm Little Danny: Wow I'm loving "Art Mart."
	🧂 10:51pm solo mon: Oh was that a bad vibe?? I’m out.
	10:51pm Little Danny: I wanna know more!
	🧂 10:52pm solo mon: Be flawless, not clawless.
	10:52pm Scott67: I started jerking 15 minutes ago.
	10:53pm StringOFperils: Eric Fischls, we're given 'em away! C'mon down. No offer refused. Any refuse offered!
	10:53pm spodiodi: ice cream sodas on Scott!
	10:53pm HyperDose: softshell vs hardshell, it's an argument as old as time
	🧂 10:54pm solo mon: Née jerk
	10:54pm Scott67: Soda Jerk is a dying Art.
	10:55pm spodiodi: ARB, where so you find these shiny things?
	10:55pm StringOFperils: There's a skunk right outside this window. I love that smell.
	🧂 10:55pm solo mon: I use a shell of sarcasm then nobody can tell if it’s soft or hard.
	10:56pm ARB: Magic Shell all the way.
	🧂 10:56pm solo mon: And don’t get me started on bitching shells.
	10:56pm spodiodi: i may have a sarcastic outer shell, but i'm all soft-serve inside
	10:56pm ARB: I love skunk smell too, after it fades a little bit.
	10:57pm Scott67: I traded my shell for a cave!
	🧂 10:57pm solo mon: Total magic smell I mean shell.
	10:57pm Rich in Washington: I'm developing a new character and he'll only have one line.
	10:57pm Franco Twinkie: Of all the painters she name checked, Eric Fischel gave me a visceral thrill when I saw them in person. His buttery application of paint and the social disconnect of the content made me woozy.
	10:57pm ARB: Shell the magic
	10:57pm spodiodi: i like the smell of skunk weed (not pot), but not skunks unless passing in a car
	10:57pm Otis: I'm ready to put Magic Shell on Ice Cream.
	10:57pm Larry Lurker: Don't mind me.
	10:57pm HyperDose: Oh Solo you're such a conch!
	10:58pm ARB: Hi Otis! Hi Larry Lurker!
	🧂 10:58pm solo mon: HahA. Just lurking 👀
	10:58pm Scott67: No Skunks here, so I cultivate my own Stench.
	10:58pm Larry Lurker: There. What'd you think? You're the focus group.
	10:59pm Little Danny: You do have time!
	10:59pm spodiodi: i think i'm feeling the end isn't true
	10:59pm Little Danny: One more song!
	10:59pm Otis: We just got off the couch and back at the computer. We had ice cream but no Magic Shell.
	10:59pm Scott67: That was never onefuckinghour!!!
	10:59pm HyperDose: Thank you ARB. You can't put a price on the therapy you get here at Sheena's
	10:59pm StringOFperils: 2 minutes remaining to full shell charge.
	10:59pm chresti: Very lovely ARB, thanks!
	10:59pm Larry Lurker: time is a construct. <FARTS>
	11:00pm StringOFperils: I want another hour. And a clean slate.
	11:00pm spodiodi: i want a cookie
	🧂 11:00pm solo mon: Larry I can smell your gas light.
	11:01pm Little Danny: So good, ARB! I love this show!
	11:01pm spodiodi: 🔥
	11:01pm Otis: Thanks ARB & Speedo! Have a grand eve.
	11:01pm Scott67: Thanks AAAAAAAARRRRB!!!! 👍😎🌏🌻💩
	11:01pm Rich in Washington: I forgot to change my name. Whenever I slip into a character, its SO HARD to get back out! Jim Belushi has the same problem.
	🧂 11:01pm WR: Oh, no, don't go. Thank you for all you send out to us.
	11:02pm Rich in Washington: Thanks, ARB! <still not being sarcastic>
	11:02pm HyperDose: STEAMR must have been a nightmare for you, Rich
	11:02pm Franco Twinkie: This went from sarcasm to pure pleasure. A neat trick.
	11:02pm spodiodi: thanks, ARB! great fun tonight
	11:03pm ARB: Thanks so much everyone, I love making this show, I'm already excited about next week!
	11:03pm StringOFperils: Thanks Arb. I'm FedExing Julian Schnabel and David Salle to you, wrapped in duct tape.
	11:03pm ARB: Also don't miss Cannibal Heels on Monday!
	11:03pm HyperDose: My mind was certainly pleasured this evening
	🧂 11:03pm solo mon: I gotta go I’m driving to Sarcramento tonight.
	11:04pm ARB: Sacrifice in Sacramento
	11:05pm ARB: Please do StringofP, address will be announced at the end of this track
	11:05pm StringOFperils: They'll work for food.
	🧂 11:05pm solo mon: Summer Sacrifice of Julian Shnabel
	11:05pm ARB: Good because all I do besides make radio is distribute food
	11:06pm HyperDose: ARB must be looking for summer interns to fan her with palm fronds and bring her churros from Solo's hut on the beach
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: I’m gonna turn this hut, into a Pizza Hut
	11:07pm Franco Twinkie: All I do besides listening to the radio is think about food.
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: .arb
	11:07pm HyperDose: Good thinking Solo. Wouldn't want to be caught with your gARB down and get out-pizza'd. Safe travels!
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: Wfmu.arb
	11:07pm Scott67: Did someone say Pizza!?👍😎🍕
	11:07pm ARB: Oh shit, the sound of the arb synthesizer came on the stream
	11:08pm Scott67: That is wild!!!!!
	11:08pm Franco Twinkie: It's ARP, but close enough.
	11:10pm ARB: Someone once gifted me an ARB bass amp cabinet
	11:11pm Rich in Washington: I keep seeing ARB decals on 4x4 vehicles. You've got a fan base you may not know about.
	11:11pm ARB: I've got one of those decals on my Honda Civic
	11:11pm HyperDose: Honk 4 ARB!
	11:11pm ARB: Which is a 4x4 but that's not why
	11:12pm spodiodi: i was going to say spooky about the ARB(P) synth, and now this. i'll be
	11:13pm HyperDose: Someone likes to drive upstream
	11:13pm Franco Twinkie: They also have ARB hats and tee shirts. I checked.
	11:14pm Scott67: My Land Rover has a ARB Bullbar.
	11:15pm ARB: Land Rover, just like Dian Fossey, aspirational!
	11:16pm Scott67: Her & Jane Goodall are my Godesses!
	11:17pm Franco Twinkie: Scott, my Land Cruiser had one too. My friend Carol told me they called them tumba burros in Mexico. Knock over a donkey.
	11:17pm Scott67: Hah! Poor Heehaw!
	11:18pm HyperDose: I'm more of an Alison Steadman man. Her Mrs. Bennet was top notch
	11:18pm Otis: I heard Hee Haw! Who's watchin' it?
	11:19pm Scott67: What's that Otis?
	11:19pm Scott67: I'm thinking of Pooh.
	11:21pm Otis: Ha, the show Hee Haw on TV.
	11:22pm Franco Twinkie: This Green Tambourine is so fine.
	11:22pm Scott67: Oh yeah, the old American show.
	11:24pm Franco Twinkie: So, we're having an after party! This version of Cars is great too.
	11:24pm HyperDose: I don't know whether I should surf or do the frug
	11:26pm Scott67: I can just never shut up!!
	11:26pm Franco Twinkie: Nor I.
	11:27pm Rich in Washington: OH YEAH
	11:27pm Franco Twinkie: Weirdos!
	11:28pm Scott67: Normals make me uneasy!
	11:28pm HyperDose: I'd say go home, but look where we are brothers and sisters
	11:28pm Otis: Off to sleep here, take care all. Off to dry my shoes after wading in that river with chips all day.
	11:29pm Scott67: G'night Otis.✌😎
	11:29pm Franco Twinkie: THIS!
	11:31pm Scott67: That!! Shirt?? Is that your work?
	11:32pm HyperDose: Be well Otis and thanks again!
	11:32pm Rich in Washington: I think being married to the fortune teller's not all it's cracked up to be.
	11:33pm Franco Twinkie: Yes.
	11:34pm Scott67: I love it how do I get one Franco? That's chesti's Son wearing it is it?
	11:36pm Franco Twinkie: No, It's Chresti. That was last night. I still have some Scott. I'll get you one.
	11:40pm Scott67: That's awesome Fanco, I'm a Large, let me know what I owe you. But don't let chesti know I thought she was a boy. Just looked so youthful!👍😉
	11:41pm Scott67: Chresti,**
	11:42pm Franco Twinkie: Ha! No problem Scott. We'll figure out the address thing soon as I get this computer thing sorted.
	11:46pm Scott67: Cool! Yeah, I couldn't open the last pics you sent me. Windows thinks your address is dodgy or some shit. I may go bother the Owl now. Maybe see you there mate.✌😎🌏🌻
	11:49pm Franco Twinkie: I have to take a shower. I smell like the Shoal Canyon dump. Maybe I'll check into the Owl later.
	11:51pm Scott67: ✌😎

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Artist	Track	Album	Approx. start time
FortyOne	Summing Up "Summing Up" by "FortyOne"	No More Mayonaisse	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Ann Magnuson	We're All Mad "We're All Mad" by "Ann Magnuson"	Dream Girl	0:00:58 (Pop-up)
FortyOne	Summing Up "Summing Up" by "FortyOne"	No More Mayonaisse	0:05:09 (Pop-up)
Ghédalia Tazartès	Tazartes' Transports 15	Tazartès' Transports	0:08:27 (Pop-up)
The Twelve Steppes	Animals In The News	Deep North	0:08:33 (Pop-up)
Sun City Girls	Asian Women On The Telephone	Box Of Chameleons	0:11:01 (Pop-up)
Jowe Head	Lolita "Lolita" by "Jowe Head"	Personal Organizer	0:12:22 (Pop-up)
Anne Waldman	Uh-Oh Plutonium "Uh-Oh Plutonium" by "Anne Waldman"	Better An Old Demon Than A New God	0:16:54 (Pop-up)
Kleenex	Beri-Beri "Beri-Beri" by "Kleenex"	Kleenex	0:20:24 (Pop-up)
Robert Millis	The Run Around "The Run Around" by "Robert Millis"	The Lonesome High	0:22:30 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:	The Brood Matures "The Brood Matures"		0:26:13 (Pop-up)
Glass Family	I Want To See My Baby	Electric Band	0:28:37 (Pop-up)
Acid Baby Jesus	Ayahuasca Blues (Unmanned Drone)	Selected Recordings	0:32:22 (Pop-up)
David Lynch	Strange And Unproductive Thinking	Crazy Clown Time	0:36:18 (Pop-up)
Yello	Blue Green "Blue Green" by "Yello"	Solid Pleasure	0:43:52 (Pop-up)
Laurie Anderson	Say Hello "Say Hello" by "Laurie Anderson"	United States Live	0:44:27 (Pop-up)
Holly Huges, Sally A. White, Maureen Angelos, Jill Kirschen and Janee Pipik	Art Mart (Excerpt From The Well Of Horniness)	Tellus #2	0:49:01 (Pop-up)
Robert Ashley	The Captain of the Football Team (Donnie)	Perfect Lives (Private Parts)	0:50:15 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ:	Pupating "Pupating"		0:57:15 (Pop-up)
The Pupils	Mysterium "Mysterium" by "The Pupils"	The Pupils	1:00:03 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	🧂 10:01pm WR: Our of what?
	🧂 10:01pm WR: Otu.. Out...
	10:01pm HyperDose: Come at me with a bad vibe, I dare you! gotvantage.com...
	10:02pm Scott67: G'day ARB & Animaitrarium! 🍺😎🤙🌏🌷
	10:02pm Franco Twinkie: I'll vibe your ass right out the door missy.
	10:03pm spodiodi: why you mad?
	🧂 10:03pm Aitch: Mad indeed. Hey ARB and gang
	10:04pm ARB: Welcome to the Arbitrarium! Hi WR! HyperDose! Scott67! Franco! Spodiodi! Aitch!
	10:09pm Scott67: Be what you are? What if you're an arsehole?💩
	10:10pm Franco Twinkie: Free To Be You and Me - who came up with that self affirming bit of twaddle anyway?
	10:12pm StringOFperils: Someone who gave you 50 cents to carry their shit for a week.
	🧂 10:12pm chresti: Hi ARB and ARBilans!
	10:13pm Rich in Washington: whut
	10:13pm Rich in Washington: stupid after work errands. I just now got home.
	10:14pm ARB: Hi StringOFperils and Chresti and Rich!
	10:14pm ARB: How's everyone feeling this evening? Sarcastic?
	10:14pm Rich in Washington: Hi ARB! Hi ARBitrarians!
	10:14pm ARB: Can someone tell me how to say Jowe?
	10:15pm StringOFperils: I always thought it was Joey.
	10:15pm spodiodi: hi chresti! \\// hi Rich!
	🧂 10:15pm solo mon: I’m hear for the Sar chasm.
	🧂 10:15pm WR: One bad vibe and I'm out, will listen to street noise or something.
	10:15pm Scott67: ARB, I was born sarcastic, but became cynical with age.
	10:15pm spodiodi: if saracasm is recourse for a weak mind, i should shine
	10:16pm StringOFperils: One bad vibe for next 500 miles. Keep left.
	🧂 10:16pm solo mon: One bad vibe and I’m 🦉 t.
	10:16pm Rich in Washington: JOEY? That's just my wild ass guess. based on parents who name their children something spelled really weird then jump on you when you can't pronounce it and then say "HIS NAME IS STEVEN!"
	10:16pm Scott67: You say Jowe.
	10:16pm Franco Twinkie: I will piss in your campfire for lunch money.
	🧂 10:17pm chresti: Hi spodi! \\//
	10:17pm Rich in Washington: my coco's a teacher, so nearly often tells me about 'unique', pain-in-the-ass spellings of her pupil's names.
	10:17pm Speedo Gonzalez: souding great!
	🧂 10:17pm solo mon: Sarcaustic.
	🧂 10:18pm WR: You can just call Stephen John Bird, J Head. He does sometime. PS: no actual knowledge here, just looking at discogs...
	10:18pm Rich in Washington: Snarkastic.
	10:18pm StringOFperils: Sarcloptic
	10:18pm Franco Twinkie: Plastercastic.
	10:18pm Rich in Washington: I love this track!
	10:18pm HyperDose: How much to pee on an electric fence, Franco?
	10:19pm spodiodi: lol thanks ARB
	10:19pm ARB: I'm gonna say Jowel
	10:20pm StringOFperils: How do you say Head?
	10:20pm Scott67: Then ask, why the long face?
	🧂 10:20pm solo mon: SARSy not SARSy
	10:22pm HyperDose: The Churchill is a dance where you wiggle your jowls while saying "reprehensible". All the boomers are doing it
	10:22pm Franco Twinkie: Start at $I,000.000 and we'll negotiate from there Hyper.
	10:23pm StringOFperils: Crassy
	10:23pm spodiodi: 1k? this needs to happen
	10:24pm Scott67: I will French an Electric Fence for half that.
	10:25pm spodiodi: i once saw a frog ride the lightning when i was a young kid
	10:25pm HyperDose: OK I don't have money per se, BUT think of all the exposure and brand deals you'll get when it goes viral. You could get one of these bad boys for your aguas frescas: www.amazon.com... 🤑
	10:25pm Scott67: After Franco pissed on it!
	10:26pm spodiodi: desecration nation
	10:26pm Franco Twinkie: I would like one of those next to the bed, Hyper.
	10:28pm HyperDose: What if I was born sarcoughasparagus?
	10:28pm Scott67: Team effort!!✊😎
	10:28pm Rich in Washington: or half started, you cynic, you!
	🧂 10:28pm chresti: Haha HyperDose@10:22
	10:29pm Franco Twinkie: I grew up reading Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions in Mad Magazine. I don't how to un-learn that.
	10:29pm Scott67: HyperD, it means snide comments stick in your throat.
	10:30pm HyperDose: Shower me with your sARBcasm!
	10:30pm StringOFperils: Enunciación para los mutantes
	🧂 10:31pm solo mon: Fake sargasm
	10:31pm ARB: I'm so deep in my own sARBchasm, there's no escape
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: Sargasm Addict.
	10:31pm Scott67: I will have what she's not having!
	10:32pm ARB: LOL Franco and Solo
	10:32pm Rich in Washington: Franco, me too. I can't tell you how many times I landed in detention or in the principal's office because of those Al Jaffee books.
	10:32pm Franco Twinkie: Yup!
	10:33pm StringOFperils: What Me Sorry?
	10:33pm Rich in Washington: I always tell people we didn't have a bible in our house when I was growing up but we had a Mad Magazine subscription and many of the anthology paperbacks.
	10:34pm Scott67: I was voted the worst kid at High School by a Teacher Staff Room poll. Because of my Smart Arse quips!
	🧂 10:34pm solo mon: I am really enjoying all the sarc-isms.
	10:35pm Rich in Washington: Probably why you're here with all of us, Scott67!
	🧂 10:35pm solo mon: I never got in trouble at school until I started at the art institute
	10:35pm Scott67: I'm sarcstatic about it!
	10:36pm HyperDose: An aunt gifted me a subscription to Big Brother skateboard magazine as a kid (not knowing that the editor would go on to produce the TV show Jackass). It was the older sibling I never had.
	10:37pm Scott67: Rich, & feel right at home mate! 😎🤙
	🧂 10:37pm solo mon: Shartastic show ARB!
	10:37pm Rich in Washington: This is wonderful <not being sarcastic>
	10:37pm Franco Twinkie: Funny you should say that Hyper. It was my aunt who would buy Mad for me and my sister.
	10:38pm Little Danny: Hi ARB, hi f[r]iends!
	🧂 10:38pm solo mon: My step dad had a subscription to National lampoon. It was formative.
	🧂 10:38pm Aitch: Arbitrarium possibly the wildest of the shows on any of the streams
	10:38pm ARB: Welcome Little Danny!
	10:38pm Franco Twinkie: Danny!
	10:38pm HyperDose: I had a few Mads, but was mostly a Cracked kid. The Archie digests were my religion.
	10:39pm Rich in Washington: What Aitch said <still not being sarcastic>
	10:39pm ARB: I had a subscription to Sassy, and was just the other day wondering what I would think if I read it now.
	🧂 10:39pm Aitch: I liked Zippy and the Freak Brothers
	10:39pm ARB: Aitch I am blushing! Thanks!
	10:40pm Rich in Washington: Oh yeah. I got totally turned onto Freak Bros. and Zippy in high school. I am still a huge Zippy fan.
	10:40pm Scott67: I had a couple of Cracked Mags, but thought my friend's Mad Mags were cooler.
	10:40pm ARB: Zippy is great, Zippy for prez!
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: Later of course National Lampoon. I remember how much I loved the illustration to the story First Blowjob.
	🧂 10:40pm Aitch: Sean Penn would have made a great Fat Freddy
	10:41pm Rich in Washington: I remember Marvel comics attempt at a humor magazine Crazy. It was pretty sub par.
	10:41pm HyperDose: Please tell me there's a Sassy issue out there with Christian Slater on the cover with a centerfold and an interview of him plugging Gleaming The Cube 😍
	10:41pm Rich in Washington: I still have a ton of National Lampoons. So good. And the records.
	🧂 10:41pm solo mon: I was like 7 or 8 years old when I started reading National lampoon and I would from cover to cover.
	🧂 10:42pm Aitch: Yow!
	🧂 10:42pm solo mon: Is David lunch being sarcastic?
	10:42pm Rich in Washington: I loved Real News and the comics section.
	10:42pm ARB: Get ready for some oral hygiene advice
	10:42pm ARB: Attention: Global Toothpaste Network
	10:43pm Scott67: Zippy Aitch!
	🧂 10:43pm solo mon: I liked norm Appleton and the foto funnies.
	10:43pm Franco Twinkie: Unfortunately my collection of Mads and National Lampoons met an untimely demised stored under the leaky back stairs.
	🧂 10:43pm chresti: Spacetastic.
	10:43pm StringOFperils: Chris Miller wrote some great porn in that mag. And Michael O'Donoghue gave me the darkness I needed to burn it all down in my mind at least.
	10:43pm Scott67: What's Oral Hygiene?
	10:44pm ARB: I still have my Dirty Plottes that survived a house fire, they're charred but loved.
	10:45pm Rich in Washington: Oh yeah. Despite being a Mad Magazine fan, the photo funnies totally made my dad flip out when I accidentally left a copy laying around. It was the nudity. What a weird line to draw. Oh well. I didn't get in trouble or anything.
	10:45pm Scott67: Ahh! So that's what's wrong with Me!
	10:45pm Rich in Washington: I have a portrait of Michael O'Donoghue brandishing a butcher knife hanging in my office at work and no one's ever asked about it.
	🧂 10:45pm Aitch: Early Yello is good
	🧂 10:45pm solo mon: Oh sorry for the light gassing...
	🧂 10:46pm solo mon: I was gonna say David lunch does Laurie Anderson and now here she is.
	10:46pm Franco Twinkie: I do believe I still have Dirty Plottes. My underground comix were always treated like sacred texts. I keep them in a box next to the bed.
	10:47pm StringOFperils: I got an idea last night for a book of poetry called Jesus May Love You, but I Think You’re Garbage Wrapped in Skin. __Michael O'Donaghue
	10:48pm Rich in Washington: I think I still have every underground comic I ever bought, much to the chagrin of Coco. "When's the last time you ever took those out and read them?". I tell her I will read them to our grandchildren.
	10:48pm spodiodi: my uncle gave me his cloth bound and embossed MAD book (a collection mad magazines from the 50's and 60's, i think). it was mint... none of the fold-ins had been done. i held on to it for a couple of decades, then gave it back to him to give to one of his sons after he lost one of them
	10:49pm Rich in Washington: Our family was reading Mad regularly in the 70s when they were reissuing the EC (50s) era Mads and tucking them into contemporary issues and those early Mads blew my mind.
	10:50pm Franco Twinkie: Rich, some have lost their luster, others have aged well, and a select few are timeless.
	10:50pm StringOFperils: So near the truth.
	10:51pm Little Danny: Wow I'm loving "Art Mart."
	🧂 10:51pm solo mon: Oh was that a bad vibe?? I’m out.
	10:51pm Little Danny: I wanna know more!
	🧂 10:52pm solo mon: Be flawless, not clawless.
	10:52pm Scott67: I started jerking 15 minutes ago.
	10:53pm StringOFperils: Eric Fischls, we're given 'em away! C'mon down. No offer refused. Any refuse offered!
	10:53pm spodiodi: ice cream sodas on Scott!
	10:53pm HyperDose: softshell vs hardshell, it's an argument as old as time
	🧂 10:54pm solo mon: Née jerk
	10:54pm Scott67: Soda Jerk is a dying Art.
	10:55pm spodiodi: ARB, where so you find these shiny things?
	10:55pm StringOFperils: There's a skunk right outside this window. I love that smell.
	🧂 10:55pm solo mon: I use a shell of sarcasm then nobody can tell if it’s soft or hard.
	10:56pm ARB: Magic Shell all the way.
	🧂 10:56pm solo mon: And don’t get me started on bitching shells.
	10:56pm spodiodi: i may have a sarcastic outer shell, but i'm all soft-serve inside
	10:56pm ARB: I love skunk smell too, after it fades a little bit.
	10:57pm Scott67: I traded my shell for a cave!
	🧂 10:57pm solo mon: Total magic smell I mean shell.
	10:57pm Rich in Washington: I'm developing a new character and he'll only have one line.
	10:57pm Franco Twinkie: Of all the painters she name checked, Eric Fischel gave me a visceral thrill when I saw them in person. His buttery application of paint and the social disconnect of the content made me woozy.
	10:57pm ARB: Shell the magic
	10:57pm spodiodi: i like the smell of skunk weed (not pot), but not skunks unless passing in a car
	10:57pm Otis: I'm ready to put Magic Shell on Ice Cream.
	10:57pm Larry Lurker: Don't mind me.
	10:57pm HyperDose: Oh Solo you're such a conch!
	10:58pm ARB: Hi Otis! Hi Larry Lurker!
	🧂 10:58pm solo mon: HahA. Just lurking 👀
	10:58pm Scott67: No Skunks here, so I cultivate my own Stench.
	10:58pm Larry Lurker: There. What'd you think? You're the focus group.
	10:59pm Little Danny: You do have time!
	10:59pm spodiodi: i think i'm feeling the end isn't true
	10:59pm Little Danny: One more song!
	10:59pm Otis: We just got off the couch and back at the computer. We had ice cream but no Magic Shell.
	10:59pm Scott67: That was never onefuckinghour!!!
	10:59pm HyperDose: Thank you ARB. You can't put a price on the therapy you get here at Sheena's
	10:59pm StringOFperils: 2 minutes remaining to full shell charge.
	10:59pm chresti: Very lovely ARB, thanks!
	10:59pm Larry Lurker: time is a construct. <FARTS>
	11:00pm StringOFperils: I want another hour. And a clean slate.
	11:00pm spodiodi: i want a cookie
	🧂 11:00pm solo mon: Larry I can smell your gas light.
	11:01pm Little Danny: So good, ARB! I love this show!
	11:01pm spodiodi: 🔥
	11:01pm Otis: Thanks ARB & Speedo! Have a grand eve.
	11:01pm Scott67: Thanks AAAAAAAARRRRB!!!! 👍😎🌏🌻💩
	11:01pm Rich in Washington: I forgot to change my name. Whenever I slip into a character, its SO HARD to get back out! Jim Belushi has the same problem.
	🧂 11:01pm WR: Oh, no, don't go. Thank you for all you send out to us.
	11:02pm Rich in Washington: Thanks, ARB! <still not being sarcastic>
	11:02pm HyperDose: STEAMR must have been a nightmare for you, Rich
	11:02pm Franco Twinkie: This went from sarcasm to pure pleasure. A neat trick.
	11:02pm spodiodi: thanks, ARB! great fun tonight
	11:03pm ARB: Thanks so much everyone, I love making this show, I'm already excited about next week!
	11:03pm StringOFperils: Thanks Arb. I'm FedExing Julian Schnabel and David Salle to you, wrapped in duct tape.
	11:03pm ARB: Also don't miss Cannibal Heels on Monday!
	11:03pm HyperDose: My mind was certainly pleasured this evening
	🧂 11:03pm solo mon: I gotta go I’m driving to Sarcramento tonight.
	11:04pm ARB: Sacrifice in Sacramento
	11:05pm ARB: Please do StringofP, address will be announced at the end of this track
	11:05pm StringOFperils: They'll work for food.
	🧂 11:05pm solo mon: Summer Sacrifice of Julian Shnabel
	11:05pm ARB: Good because all I do besides make radio is distribute food
	11:06pm HyperDose: ARB must be looking for summer interns to fan her with palm fronds and bring her churros from Solo's hut on the beach
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: I’m gonna turn this hut, into a Pizza Hut
	11:07pm Franco Twinkie: All I do besides listening to the radio is think about food.
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: .arb
	11:07pm HyperDose: Good thinking Solo. Wouldn't want to be caught with your gARB down and get out-pizza'd. Safe travels!
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: Wfmu.arb
	11:07pm Scott67: Did someone say Pizza!?👍😎🍕
	11:07pm ARB: Oh shit, the sound of the arb synthesizer came on the stream
	11:08pm Scott67: That is wild!!!!!
	11:08pm Franco Twinkie: It's ARP, but close enough.
	11:10pm ARB: Someone once gifted me an ARB bass amp cabinet
	11:11pm Rich in Washington: I keep seeing ARB decals on 4x4 vehicles. You've got a fan base you may not know about.
	11:11pm ARB: I've got one of those decals on my Honda Civic
	11:11pm HyperDose: Honk 4 ARB!
	11:11pm ARB: Which is a 4x4 but that's not why
	11:12pm spodiodi: i was going to say spooky about the ARB(P) synth, and now this. i'll be
	11:13pm HyperDose: Someone likes to drive upstream
	11:13pm Franco Twinkie: They also have ARB hats and tee shirts. I checked.
	11:14pm Scott67: My Land Rover has a ARB Bullbar.
	11:15pm ARB: Land Rover, just like Dian Fossey, aspirational!
	11:16pm Scott67: Her & Jane Goodall are my Godesses!
	11:17pm Franco Twinkie: Scott, my Land Cruiser had one too. My friend Carol told me they called them tumba burros in Mexico. Knock over a donkey.
	11:17pm Scott67: Hah! Poor Heehaw!
	11:18pm HyperDose: I'm more of an Alison Steadman man. Her Mrs. Bennet was top notch
	11:18pm Otis: I heard Hee Haw! Who's watchin' it?
	11:19pm Scott67: What's that Otis?
	11:19pm Scott67: I'm thinking of Pooh.
	11:21pm Otis: Ha, the show Hee Haw on TV.
	11:22pm Franco Twinkie: This Green Tambourine is so fine.
	11:22pm Scott67: Oh yeah, the old American show.
	11:24pm Franco Twinkie: So, we're having an after party! This version of Cars is great too.
	11:24pm HyperDose: I don't know whether I should surf or do the frug
	11:26pm Scott67: I can just never shut up!!
	11:26pm Franco Twinkie: Nor I.
	11:27pm Rich in Washington: OH YEAH
	11:27pm Franco Twinkie: Weirdos!
	11:28pm Scott67: Normals make me uneasy!
	11:28pm HyperDose: I'd say go home, but look where we are brothers and sisters
	11:28pm Otis: Off to sleep here, take care all. Off to dry my shoes after wading in that river with chips all day.
	11:29pm Scott67: G'night Otis.✌😎
	11:29pm Franco Twinkie: THIS!
	11:31pm Scott67: That!! Shirt?? Is that your work?
	11:32pm HyperDose: Be well Otis and thanks again!
	11:32pm Rich in Washington: I think being married to the fortune teller's not all it's cracked up to be.
	11:33pm Franco Twinkie: Yes.
	11:34pm Scott67: I love it how do I get one Franco? That's chesti's Son wearing it is it?
	11:36pm Franco Twinkie: No, It's Chresti. That was last night. I still have some Scott. I'll get you one.
	11:40pm Scott67: That's awesome Fanco, I'm a Large, let me know what I owe you. But don't let chesti know I thought she was a boy. Just looked so youthful!👍😉
	11:41pm Scott67: Chresti,**
	11:42pm Franco Twinkie: Ha! No problem Scott. We'll figure out the address thing soon as I get this computer thing sorted.
	11:46pm Scott67: Cool! Yeah, I couldn't open the last pics you sent me. Windows thinks your address is dodgy or some shit. I may go bother the Owl now. Maybe see you there mate.✌😎🌏🌻
	11:49pm Franco Twinkie: I have to take a shower. I smell like the Shoal Canyon dump. Maybe I'll check into the Owl later.
	11:51pm Scott67: ✌😎

The Arbitrarium with Arb: Playlist from June 23, 2021

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