WFMU: Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from November 12, 2021

Listener comments!
	9:01pm flannery: graduate of slut training academy... reporting
	9:01pm Franco Twinkie: I'm holding my breath with my eyes closed.
	9:02pm solo mon: Smoke anyways!
	9:02pm spodiodi: smokes anyways
	9:03pm Franco Twinkie: I wear rain boots with pajama pants.
	9:03pm ARB: Who's here to be punished?
	9:03pm Andres: Smoking hot!
	9:03pm chresti: Hi Cha cha cha! Hi solo mon "n ARB!
	9:03pm solo mon: In this theater- smoking is mandatory
	9:03pm solo mon: Passing out splash ponchos who wants one???
	9:03pm ARB: Flannery! Franco! Solo! Spodiodi! Andres! Chresti!
	9:04pm chresti: I'm a reform school dropout
	9:05pm Franco Twinkie: I'm wearing a trash bag over my PJ's to deflect spunk.
	9:05pm Andres: Especially special!!
	9:05pm solo mon: Rated Especially
	9:05pm ARB: Kornholdts mind is a monopoly board where you build specialness on property squares
	9:05pm chresti: Smoking in the bathroom was the especially best thing about high school
	9:05pm solo mon: Hi Cha Chas and choo choos
	9:05pm StringOFperils: Hmmm. What's going on down here?
	9:06pm Little Danny: 3 verys = 1 especially is definitely algebra right hi inmates!!!
	9:06pm solo mon: Kornholdts chart of specials is the Bristol stool chart of specialness
	9:07pm solo mon: Especially love smoking in the restroom and blowing smoke in squares faces.
	9:07pm spodiodi: <3 Bristol stool chart
	9:08pm solo mon: LD!
	9:08pm ARB: StringO!
	9:08pm solo mon: Freeform School Girls of WFMU.
	9:08pm solo mon: SOP Xoxox
	9:09pm ARB: Little Danny!
	9:09pm StringOFperils: Is this Home Room?
	9:09pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: Anyone else smell brimstone? Oh it’s my upper decker.👾Hello Cha Cha Hills!
	9:09pm ARB: OLO Freeform School Girls
	9:09pm StringOFperils: Jorge KooKooLoris film.
	9:09pm solo mon: Hi Andres chresti spodi FT!
	9:10pm solo mon: Hi Greg one of the stars of the show!
	9:10pm ARB: Prince Cuckooloris Wishman
	9:10pm chresti: Olo-lo-lo-lo!
	9:11pm solo mon: “I want to smell reform school girls in Cha Cha heels!” Say it!
	9:11pm StringOFperils: Wishman Kodak
	9:11pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: I’m barely in this one so I figured I’d lurk it. 👹
	9:12pm ARB: Iwanttosmellreformschoolgirlsinchachaheels
	9:13pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: I used my Neti pot just for tonight!
	9:13pm flannery: is this gonna smell like victorias secret pink just like my high school
	9:13pm solo mon: Greg is here to interpret odorama experience into text. In case you have synesthesia, if you have synesthesia, you shouldn’t watch the film.
	9:13pm spodiodi: aloha, solo mon! aloha, ARB! (the nozzles are def working well over here 👃)
	9:13pm solo mon: A wishman sandwich
	9:13pm chresti: Reform school girls smell like perfumed ashtrays.
	9:14pm StringOFperils: Brought to you in living Braille Smell
	9:14pm flannery: tp tube with dryer sheet stuffed in it emoji
	9:14pm solo mon: Urban folk whore
	9:15pm solo mon: Flannery!
	9:15pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: Corny’s Scent story is cigars, old spice, drakksrcnoir and pine toilet cakes. Plus cream corn.
	9:15pm ARB: Odorama nozzles double as hairspray, set your bouffant in odorama
	9:15pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo, ARB and urban folk whores
	9:15pm solo mon: Booffodourama
	9:16pm ARB: Coelancanthødorama!
	9:16pm solo mon: Coelacanthø! Hello!
	9:16pm ARB: Aqua netti pots available in the lobbia
	9:17pm solo mon: Combinations of romance, love and marriage.
	9:17pm coelacanth∅: i'll be right back... i think. sometimes i get lost in the lobbia.
	9:18pm ARB: Careful, there's a lot of folds
	9:18pm spodiodi: grab me some, cake, coel!
	9:18pm spodiodi: please!
	9:18pm solo mon: Cream of Kornholdt. a new scent from Cha Cha Heels.
	9:19pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: Let’s all go to the lobbia and get ourselves a snack!
	9:19pm coelacanth∅: just looking for something to munch on
	9:19pm ARB: Sin us tease ya
	9:19pm flannery: wow ok im vegan
	9:19pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: I never don’t smell moist salami.🙃
	9:19pm solo mon: nipple gasm alert!
	9:20pm coelacanth∅: i brought back some cake spodi, and aquaneti pots
	9:20pm ARB: No pplegasm
	9:20pm solo mon: Perma salami.
	9:20pm StringOFperils: Nipplegasm Newsreel
	9:20pm solo mon: I got sprayed in the face!
	9:20pm spodiodi: thanks, coel! oh, mint too! yummm
	9:21pm spodiodi: oh that's pine! not mint B^D nice.
	9:21pm flannery: damn i hope to look that good in jail someday
	9:21pm Ken From Hyde Park: Welcome, school reformation!
	9:21pm spodiodi: olo, flammery
	9:22pm ARB: The sprinkler system in the lobbia is broken, bring your splash poncho or get squirted
	9:22pm solo mon: ken! Welcome to reform school!
	9:22pm ARB: Ken! Hi!
	9:22pm solo mon: The biggest lobbia in the business.
	9:22pm spodiodi: :D
	9:23pm ARB: It's an Annie Sprinkler system
	9:23pm spodiodi: that voice. oh man.... i can't stop laughing!!
	9:23pm solo mon: How's your headmistress?
	9:24pm spodiodi: the whistle-'S' oh god
	9:24pm Little Danny: this headmistress is a dream
	9:24pm Greg Arden: No complaints.
	9:24pm flannery: the trunchbull scene from matilda except she's just eating pussy
	9:24pm solo mon: Wow i just smelled the school!
	9:24pm coelacanth∅: one reform school's failure is another person's victory
	9:24pm Little Danny: omg flannery lol
	9:25pm solo mon: OLOLOLOL flannery!
	9:26pm ARB: I love you I ate you
	9:26pm Greg Arden Lobbia Scented: Memories.
	9:26pm coelacanth∅: < she's actually just the resident chiropractor
	9:27pm solo mon: Eatin' ain't cheatin'- especially in lockup.
	9:27pm ARB: OLO Coel nice spot
	9:28pm solo mon: The whistle ssssesss are only one reason you might want a splash poncho tonight.
	9:28pm Greg Arden Spring Fresh: Where’s my bunk?
	9:28pm coelacanth∅: that's what they say solo, but when i'm eatin' i fully intend it to feel like cheatin'
	9:28pm flannery: wow i cant believe u guys found a bathroom halfway between portland and LA
	9:29pm spodiodi: please! i'll take one, thanks, solo mon!
	9:29pm ARB: Recorded this in Los Baños, CA on the I5
	9:29pm solo mon: Old sock smell in stereo
	9:29pm spodiodi: oh god
	9:29pm Little Danny: incredible
	9:30pm solo mon: burning flesh and old socks.
	9:30pm spodiodi: i'm not going to make it. poncho up.
	9:30pm spodiodi: cattle prods are great
	9:30pm ARB: Sock therapy
	9:30pm coelacanth∅: i'm getting old sock in the left channel but succulent barbecue in the right
	9:30pm Ken From Hyde Park: Socking!
	9:31pm spodiodi: sock it to me!
	9:31pm solo mon: truly socking! I say darn it!
	9:31pm flannery: god misty is so cute though
	9:32pm solo mon: Misty Cummings is cute.
	9:33pm solo mon: Fresh cattle prod BBQ
	9:33pm solo mon: "That's from Jesus." OLO
	9:34pm ARB: Fisticuffing in the girls room
	9:34pm ARB: Brussels sprouts are back
	9:34pm solo mon: brussel baby
	9:35pm solo mon: Greg whats the smell right now??
	9:35pm coelacanth∅: i'm beginning to fall for misty
	9:36pm Greg Arden: That was a lot of smells.
	9:36pm Little Danny: just wait for the men's room
	9:36pm Greg Arden: Leftover lasagna. And bleach.
	9:36pm solo mon: Pat Ast for President
	9:37pm ARB: Reowwwrrrr
	9:37pm Greg Arden: And Brussels sprout with lady Speed stick.
	9:37pm solo mon: A new cologne called "the mens room" - smells of urinal cakes and shoe polish.
	9:37pm chresti: Olo scent story, Greg!
	9:38pm solo mon: Brussel sprout bouffants for breakfast.
	9:39pm coelacanth∅: so, what kind of pest is panty raid used for?
	9:39pm flannery: the sauerkraut i made won't stop crying???
	9:39pm ARB: crabs no?
	9:39pm flannery: i had to wrap it into blanket just to muffle the sounds it was making,,, really nasty
	9:39pm StringOFperils: Brussel sprout/eyeball swap.
	9:39pm solo mon: Sad sauer kraut.
	9:40pm solo mon: "I was blowing the projectionists hair dry"
	9:40pm Greg Arden: Misty scent story unicorn soap, watermelon bubblegum, spoiled milk.
	9:40pm spodiodi: :D
	9:40pm Franco Twinkie: Glue the film back together with man sauce.
	9:41pm Greg Arden: Headmistress scent story: burnt soil, burnt , wood, burnt roses and spilt lantern.
	9:41pm ARB: 🥀Misty Roses 💦
	9:42pm solo mon: Burning roses
	9:42pm flannery: only some of us know the scent story created by making your own pads with toilet paper bc u don't want to talk to your parents
	9:42pm Little Danny: is headmistress a ghost
	9:42pm coelacanth∅: i think he's playing misty for us
	9:43pm Greg Arden: New room tone anchovies and lipstick sample.
	9:43pm solo mon: Franco, I'm sure that's how it was fixed.
	9:43pm solo mon: OLO Greg.
	9:44pm Little Danny: this is great!!!
	9:44pm flannery: wow really endeared by googling the fabulous dirt sisters & the first reslt being thefabulousdirtsisters.blogspot.com
	9:44pm solo mon: Lipstick sample, is so specific. I can smell it.
	9:44pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, if it's good enough for Cameron Diaz...
	9:45pm flannery: god & a youtube video interviewing them in middle age? send me to charm school bc i am being charmed 2 death!
	9:45pm solo mon: Manjuice: how Hollywood is held together.
	9:45pm spodiodi: The Fabulous Dirt Sisters new to me and <3
	9:47pm spodiodi: sick picks! every track tonight has been perfect
	9:47pm flannery: yeah seconded. sing it sister(s)
	9:47pm ARB: Thanks Spodi!
	9:47pm Little Danny: them playing on the street <3 <3
	9:48pm Andres: Stay home and watch tv? Hey, I do that.
	9:48pm solo mon: All the areas. Even the taint.
	9:49pm Little Danny: cesspool of your terrible life choices oh man do i feel that
	9:49pm solo mon: Reform School Follies, Titticut much?
	9:50pm Little Danny: omg
	9:50pm solo mon: Body wash
	9:50pm flannery: that mint body wash
	9:50pm Franco Twinkie: Smelly taint? Awesome or Easy Off, you decide!
	9:51pm solo mon: WET SHOWER FARTS
	9:51pm flannery: misty just keeps getting cuter
	9:52pm Franco Twinkie: It's runny!
	9:53pm solo mon: tasting the brown sound.
	9:54pm Franco Twinkie: This is getting gamey, what next open wound fucking?
	9:54pm solo mon: Anyone want something from the lobbia?
	9:54pm ARB: Bring me the cherry of Maggot Thatcher
	9:55pm coelacanth∅: i already got something from the lobbia. i'm trying panty raid on it.
	9:55pm solo mon: I love frightwig sooooooooooomuch!
	9:56pm Franco Twinkie: Hike up your lobbia, it's dragging on the carpet.
	9:56pm solo mon: Just take my advice and DO NOT use the brewers yeast sprinkles they have out for seasoning popcorn.
	9:57pm coelacanth∅: hahahaewww!
	9:57pm solo mon: Everyone is talking about her Lobbia, but have you seen her mezzanine?
	9:58pm solo mon: Filth column
	10:00pm flannery: i should upload the fifth column poster my friend made... oh everyone would love it
	10:00pm Franco Twinkie: I just remembered something real funny: Chresti and I have a friend who was wearing a long skirt with no underwear. She shit on an ornate Persian carpet in a hotel lobby in Tehran. She told me it just blended in with the pattern.
	10:01pm solo mon: 50 Hours of Filth
	10:02pm Little Danny: holy crap one year!!!
	10:02pm solo mon: fea turd presentation.
	10:02pm ARB: Yes please Flan
	10:03pm ARB: How do you shit standing up and not get it on the inside of your skirt? asking for SWIM
	10:04pm Little Danny: wow love this!!!
	10:04pm ARB: Either way it's a lovely story
	10:04pm chresti: She peed on a bus, too.
	10:05pm Franco Twinkie: She didn't do it to be malicious, she was sick. It just came on her real quick. You know how that goes.
	10:06pm solo mon: Yep Franco, completely understand.
	10:06pm ARB: Just right there in the lobbia in Tehran
	10:07pm solo mon: Lobbia load.
	10:07pm Franco Twinkie: She like you is a fearless world traveler.
	10:09pm ARB: I've hucked cow shit at some bad boys on Holi, that's the closest I've come
	10:11pm solo mon: Straight backs and flat feet, and a nice husband you will meet.
	10:13pm chresti: I wish my school had cha cha lessons
	10:14pm solo mon: who's got the cuckoo
	10:14pm solo mon: chresti, but not in cracker flats.
	10:15pm ARB: Cha Cha flat-fuck that
	10:16pm solo mon: musty old book smell
	10:16pm spodiodi: ⚡⚡⚡
	10:17pm chresti: Musty nozzles are working good
	10:17pm solo mon: Dream smells.
	10:17pm Little Danny: oh hell yeah dream sequence!!!
	10:18pm solo mon: Oh the politeness follies will be lit.
	10:18pm flannery: wow yes
	10:18pm solo mon: Picnic at Banging Rock.
	10:19pm solo mon: I mean hayride to banging rock.
	10:20pm flannery: joan lindsay wrote picnic at banging rock when she was AT LEAST 69 years old... an inspiration
	10:21pm solo mon: I was just telling ARB how much I want to read the novel. I saw the mini series a few years ago and it made me very curious.
	10:21pm Little Danny: have u read the book flannery?
	10:21pm flannery: i read the book maybe a year ago. it's excellent. it rocks.
	10:22pm Little Danny: (only know the '70s movie version)
	10:22pm chresti: Wow, I'll be 69 in 4 1/2 years
	10:22pm flannery: also you can read the "lost" 19th chapter or whatever where she tells you what happens :-X
	10:22pm flannery: solo have u seen the original movie?
	10:22pm Little Danny: start that novel chresti!!!
	10:23pm flannery: omg... one of my favs. very excited to see who's gonna slip thru the cracks tonight
	10:23pm solo mon: Oh yes seen the movie many many times. but the mini series had more plot, even tho it was basically trash.
	10:23pm Andres: Looking forward to your book in 4.5 years, chresti :)
	10:23pm flannery: basically trash u say... tell me more lol
	10:24pm ARB: Looking forward to your 69th bday party Chresti!
	10:24pm Franco Twinkie: One afternoon when I was sitting inside drawing, the carpet shitter and my girl friend were sitting on the front lawn talking about sexual mischief they had engaged in. Lot's of these antics I was familiar with, but then I heard this choice nugget -"I was on a bus going over the Khyber Pass at night and all of a sudden I just had to have a cock in my mouth." This made me put down my pencil.
	10:24pm Little Danny: i wanna be there too
	10:24pm Andres: Little Danny, ya beat me to it. Dang, I thumb type slow.
	10:25pm solo mon: flannery : en.wikipedia.org...
	10:25pm solo mon: chresti party!
	10:26pm flannery: ahaha this gif
	10:27pm solo mon: UR mom is banging rock
	10:29pm solo mon: Use folk whore to your advantage.
	10:30pm Andres: Not scared of no nature.
	10:31pm solo mon: That pepperoni scent was very realistic.
	10:31pm chresti: Personal cheese?
	10:32pm spodiodi: Vintage Fromunda
	10:33pm spodiodi: that "not scared of no nature" got me too, Andres :D olo
	10:33pm solo mon: You should be very scared of no nature.
	10:34pm spodiodi: i'm terrified
	10:34pm solo mon: your own. personal. cheeses.
	10:35pm spodiodi: we're all searching for cheese of mine
	10:36pm solo mon: I'm thinking this rock has a large Lobbia.
	10:37pm ARB: Lobbia Majora
	10:38pm Andres: It’s the Loggia you need to watch out for.
	10:38pm Little Danny: lol
	10:38pm spodiodi: Special Interest Lobbia
	10:39pm solo mon: OLO
	10:39pm ARB: @Flannery "the book rocks", I just got that
	10:40pm flannery: the book rocks & is good also... lesbian subplot is stronger....
	10:40pm ARB: Crows on percussion here
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: Carpet shitter was not shy about dropping her pants for a pee. We would be out taking a walk at night and any front yard would do.
	10:40pm spodiodi: would ya Lobbia Balls over here? we need to get this game going!
	10:42pm solo mon: A scheme within a scam
	10:42pm Little Danny: this is so good
	10:43pm chresti: Right? LD
	10:43pm Franco Twinkie: Freak me out you skaggs!
	10:44pm chresti: Love this!
	10:44pm solo mon: Weird women on the run.
	10:46pm solo mon: XO chresti!
	10:50pm Little Danny: superb!
	10:50pm solo mon: Are we missing a lesbian scene?!?
	10:50pm Little Danny: also the sandpipers rule
	10:50pm coelacanth∅: see there's light beyond the lobbia, at the end of the tunnel
	10:51pm solo mon: AH Coel you understand the path beyond the valley of the odorama
	10:51pm solo mon: Yes LD sandpipers are the shit
	10:53pm Little Danny: this is so dreamy
	10:54pm solo mon: Misty, in the mist.
	10:56pm Little Danny: wow!!!
	10:56pm Little Danny: best dream!!!
	10:57pm Andres: More karaoke!!
	10:58pm spodiodi: Play, Misty! For me! <3 so sweet
	10:58pm solo mon: crying and laughing at the same time for the siren
	10:59pm flannery: holy shit
	10:59pm Andres: It is quite affecting.
	10:59pm ARB: Misty sounds for the smell of dusty mammories
	10:59pm Franco Twinkie: I miss hanging around with bad girls in the worse way., but this show made me remember how fun they could be. Thanks you everybody for keeping the memories juicy.
	11:00pm chresti: Man!
	11:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Ruh-ro, are we being asked to stay after school?
	11:00pm solo mon: 2:06 of entertaint mint.
	11:01pm flannery: oooh we know these guys
	11:01pm ARB: Are they from St Louis?
	11:01pm solo mon: Send me your cha cha dedications for the show next week, please!
	11:02pm spodiodi: tell 'em <3
	11:02pm flannery: yes! friends of ian’s
	11:02pm Franco Twinkie: Ants on cake - beautiful!
	11:02pm solo mon: what ABOUT the brussel sprout?
	11:03pm solo mon: SCENT sored.
	11:03pm Little Danny: the brussel sprout i thought was gonna wind up in dawn's eye socket
	11:03pm Andres: Down with scentsorship!
	11:03pm Little Danny: lol andres
	11:03pm spodiodi: "... we did" olo
	11:04pm spodiodi: thank you, Korny!
	11:04pm Little Danny: oh korny you are the best
	11:04pm solo mon: Hope the rest of your week is better than a wet shower fart! LOVE YOU ALL.
	11:05pm flannery: thank you guys!!!
	11:05pm coelacanth∅: Danny @1103 they're saving that for the sequel
	11:05pm ARB: Tell Pineapple RNR to sue Jorge Kucharloris
	11:05pm Franco Twinkie: Wow, PragVEC. Insane!
	11:05pm Little Danny: thank all of you so much!!! completely absorbing as always!!! better than depends!!!
	11:05pm chresti: Bravo korny and solo mon and ARB and cha cha players!
	11:05pm Little Danny: lol into the stream
	11:06pm coelacanth∅: Thanks solo mon! Thanks ARB!
	11:06pm Andres: Thank you ARB, solo mon, Greg!!
	11:06pm Little Danny: this song on the stream makes more sense tho
	11:06pm ARB: OLO Little Danny, the best review
	11:06pm spodiodi: brilliant. thank you for the music and laughs, solo mon, ARB, Greg, and all the rest of the playaz ❤️❤️❤️👏👏👏
	11:07pm solo mon: Thanks every one! Thanks to our voice guests Tanya and Greg! See you next week!
	11:07pm ARB: Thank you all!!!!
	11:07pm Little Danny: thank you tanya and greg!!! you are amazing
	11:08pm spodiodi: thank you Tanya! (i'm never sure who i'm hearing!)
	11:08pm solo mon: Better than depends. I will take it!!!!
	11:08pm solo mon: This episode was a lot of greg talking to himself. Sybil... uh Shepherd...
	11:09pm coelacanth∅: maybe the final image each week could be a credits page? Thanks tanya and greg too!
	11:09pm ARB: There's no credits in the taint world
	11:09pm solo mon: OLO
	11:10pm Andres: Gonna go practice my whistled S’s.
	11:10pm spodiodi: i was going to suggest something similar, coel (but with caricatures or some kind of images representing each person (for slow folks like me))
	11:10pm solo mon: Greg played Misty, Dawn AND Headmistress
	11:10pm coelacanth∅: taint no credit where credit's due
	11:11pm coelacanth∅: like purgatory
	11:11pm ARB: And Smell Monitor
	11:11pm solo mon: we will be projecting credits on our taints.
	11:12pm coelacanth∅: then you need to show them 'taints
	11:12pm ARB: Courtesy aftershave lotion for the afterparty in the lobbia
	11:12pm ARB: Wafterparty
	11:13pm spodiodi: should i just throw this poncho away? it's looking pretty... done.
	11:13pm spodiodi: very, very done*
	11:13pm solo mon: Written by Solo Mon, Greg Arden and Edgar allen Ho. Korny Collins as himself. ARB as Chiclet. Greg as Misty, Headmistress and Dawn, Tanya Smith as Lulu. Music direction by ARB.
	11:13pm ARB: olo Spodi
	11:13pm coelacanth∅: i don't wanna shave. can i just wait for my hair to fall out?
	11:13pm solo mon: especially done.
	11:14pm solo mon: I think since we made our money for hellraiser, we are allowed to buy new ponchos.
	11:15pm coelacanth∅: i wonder if my mother still has her poncho. they were a thing in the 70s and she rocked it, sort of...
	11:16pm Franco Twinkie: If you ever have the urge to shave Coel, start cleaning the garage until you come to your senses.
	11:16pm Andres: I need a Playbill to add to my collection.
	11:16pm solo mon: My mother made me a poncho, from her hippie loom. It had bells on it.
	11:17pm solo mon: After slawty
	11:17pm solo mon: Andres you want odorama to spray your playbill w a memory scent?
	11:18pm Franco Twinkie: I'm sure that made you quite the attraction on the playground, Solo.
	11:19pm Little Danny: whoa your mom had a loom
	11:19pm solo mon: They all laughed at me. at my clogs and poncho. and my soft sculpture applique pantsuit.
	11:19pm Andres: Perfume sample like in the magazines, please.
	11:20pm Little Danny: bob mackie wearable art is the shit
	11:20pm Franco Twinkie: My mom made me a paisley laundry bag when I went camp in the 6th grade, but that was about it.
	11:21pm Little Danny: i still have a paisley shirt my sister made me
	11:21pm solo mon: I had a home made one piece pantsuit with quilted 3D cacti across the back
	11:22pm solo mon: It was pretty extra, i will admit.
	11:22pm Little Danny: where is that pantsuit
	11:22pm Andres: Did the cacti have spikes?
	11:22pm Franco Twinkie: Whoa, just like Gram Parsons!
	11:23pm solo mon: hahah little nudie suit. but it looked more like gram ma moses.
	11:23pm coelacanth∅: my mother asked the kids if we wanted ponchos. i declined. i couldn't reconcile my troublemaker, led zeppelin and steppenwolf-listening self with a poncho.
	11:24pm solo mon: I wonder what happened to that pantsuit.
	11:25pm solo mon: Just say no to ponchos (unless there is a splash zone)
	11:26pm coelacanth∅: i liked paisley when i was little. as far as i know i only got made fun of (for that) once - by the girl i most had a crush on, on class picture day.
	11:27pm coelacanth∅: digging this venus
	11:27pm coelacanth∅: (by orchestra veve)
	11:28pm Franco Twinkie: I had huraches and Huichol Indian shirt I got at Olvera Street. Other than that, it was just tee shirts from JC Penny.
	11:29pm ARB: Soft sculpture applique pantsuit I'm so jealous
	11:30pm Andres: Poncho seems appropriate if you’re hanging out in the Andes mountains.
	11:30pm solo mon: I'm jealous of myself. but i think it was less fashionable than everyone is picturing.
	11:30pm coelacanth∅: i liked hippy clothes, and cool clothes, and didn't notice that i dressed somewhat differently than the other kids at school.
	11:31pm solo mon: I tried to live in huraches for a while. eh, didnt work. talk about cha cha flat.
	11:31pm ARB: I was a child of the sailor suit years
	11:31pm Andres: Grade 9 paisley shirt was great. Then I grew taller and the moment had passed.
	11:32pm Franco Twinkie: My mom would make my sister all sorts of mad mod creations. But for me, it was patches all over my Levis.
	11:32pm solo mon: Kids think it matters so much, what you wear. Its crazy.
	11:32pm ARB: I still think
	11:34pm Franco Twinkie: Yup. But really, if I'm honest with myself, it fell way short of working magic.
	11:34pm solo mon: Patches are cool now.
	11:36pm coelacanth∅: i did notice Dave Moran, a jock, wearing the same brown striped bell bottoms as i wore, when he was standing on the pitchers' mound. i was glad to see it...and so i guess i did notice, somewhat. ...but at the beginning of each school year, when it was new clothes time, i was thinking about what musicians wore.
	11:36pm ARB: I'm collecting pilled sweaters in anticipation of an emerging trend
	11:36pm Andres: I like to argue it both ways with my kids. What you’re wearing does/doesn’t matter. Lively discussion ensues.
	11:37pm ARB: Tucked or Untucked? Discuss
	11:38pm Franco Twinkie: My mom sewed a rainbow patch on the seat of my pants. It did have the desired affect on the wrong girl. She actually stuck her ass out at me so I would notice HER patch.
	11:38pm solo mon: Are we talking shirts or?
	11:38pm ARB: ???
	11:38pm Little Danny: was wondering that too
	11:38pm coelacanth∅: i thought Alina was talking about riding boots
	11:39pm Andres: Tucked in when it’s cold out.
	11:39pm Little Danny: i thought we were talking about dongs
	11:39pm solo mon: Get Tucked
	11:40pm ARB: And I don't mean the currency of Vietnam
	11:40pm Andres: Either way holds true when it’s cold out.
	11:40pm solo mon: Friar Tuck
	11:41pm Franco Twinkie: Me too Coel. Cowboy anything was what rock dudes wore, so that's what I had to have. No one noticed, no one cared.
	11:43pm Franco Twinkie: I went to a pretty loose school, but it wasn't so loose you could walk around with your dick hanging out.
	11:43pm Little Danny: thanks again babes! kiss kiss
	11:43pm coelacanth∅: i still have my 2 main cords from jr.high school. patched. the "white" ones i put a 5" alligator patch i found at the top of one rear pocket, and a few one-thread-thick 2" stars on the legs. but the red ones were the pants i was described by. i don't fit into them now. i'm waiting for a woman who does, for a photo shoot.
	11:44pm coelacanth∅: ...and then some preppy brand started putting little alligators on their shirts.
	11:47pm ARB: Ribbit Ribbit
	11:47pm Franco Twinkie: I still have stuff from high school that I'll never wear again, and a lot of ripped up black Levis from later in the 70's. Why do I hang on to this shit?
	11:48pm ARB: So that I can sell it and split it with you 50/50
	11:49pm ARB: Free Ribbitney, ta ta friends!
	11:49pm coelacanth∅: what size are the black levis? that's the main thing i wear
	11:50pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti just walked in the front door with a box and said " It's for you!" It's abox of Sheena shirts! The circle is closed.
	11:51pm chresti: I have some dresses I don't wear anymore, vintage a long time ago.
	11:51pm coelacanth∅: shit, Franco. can i buy one? i stupidly didn't get one last marathon. (and couldn't donate MORE last month)
	11:52pm coelacanth∅: ...they might not have them anymore next february
	11:52pm Andres: Yes, all my stuff in bins, vintage I like to believe. Good night, peeps!
	11:52pm chresti: There are piles of Franco's old western shirts in the bedroom.
	11:53pm chresti: speaking of musty.
	11:54pm Franco Twinkie: 28 inch waist Coel. In 1978 I found a pile of dead stock. They're the old ones from the sixties. High school was a wash, I was nobody, but when it was punk rock a go-go, I was right on time!
	11:55pm coelacanth∅: i have a couple embroidered shirts that were my brother's, and a buch of button-down shirts from the 60s & 70s that were mine -that i bought well after the 60's & 70s.
	11:55pm Franco Twinkie: What size are you?
	11:56pm coelacanth∅: i'm thin but not that thin! ~ 31" waist
	11:57pm Franco Twinkie: It's hard to believe I was that skinny, but I was!
	11:58pm coelacanth∅: it's alright. i actually have lots of torn ones...but i'm down to one pair that's not ripped up, but iit's getting close. i bought 'em on ebay but now they're getting rare
	11:59pm coelacanth∅: you look quite trim in some of the pix you've posted
	12:00am Franco Twinkie: Later, when all those drain pipe pants were wrecked, I would go to Canal Jeans and stock up.
	12:02am coelacanth∅: my thing is that levis have gotten cheap and the same "formula" (505s or 501s) are lower-rise than they used to be - so i constantly feel like they're falling down. but when the old, ripped up ones from decades ago hit $60 i might as well get carharts.
	12:03am coelacanth∅: ...i think our hosts have gone to bed
	12:03am Franco Twinkie: Coel, what size tee shirt do yo wear?
	12:05am coelacanth∅: medium-large. fmu shirts i always get large. thrift store tees usually medium.
	12:06am coelacanth∅: (i think large is the new medium)
	12:07am Franco Twinkie: Lemme get into the box and see what's inside. You get one.
	12:08am coelacanth∅: seriously?! i'll buy it. be glad to
	12:10am coelacanth∅: -i was dumb...always just wanting more physical music and i have >60 wfmu tshirts... poor choice. there's too much music for the rest of my life already!
	12:11am Franco Twinkie: No dice Coel. For you, free. You're the first person that acknowledged me on the comment board. I remember these things.
	12:12am coelacanth∅: oh man. you're an Angel Franco!
	12:14am Franco Twinkie: Far from it. I'm a social irritant, but you saw through it.
	12:17am coelacanth∅: haha... i only kind of remember. something about cutting hair on the front lawn.
	12:21am Franco Twinkie: That's right! But you were game and played along, and added your own take on the situation, and have continued to engage with me no matter how hard I'm trying to be an obnoxious prick.
	12:25am coelacanth∅: hah! ...if by "saw through it" you mean "relate to it"!
	12:26am Franco Twinkie: I guess, but you have better manners that me.
	12:27am coelacanth∅: okay...this is getting silly! but if i had better manners i would've emailed you 3-4 months ago, and again a few times since.
	12:29am Franco Twinkie: Silly? Maybe. But the point is, I trust you.
	12:31am Franco Twinkie: Okay, let's wrap it up. Get me your address motherfucker.
	12:32am coelacanth∅: right on i'll email you
	12:33am coelacanth∅: ARB and solo mon Thanks again y'all delivered once again!
	12:33am Franco Twinkie: Good night Richard.
	12:36am coelacanth∅: 'night Steve (you just knocked me off-guard then!)
	2:06pm chresti: I would get some nips and tucks, but then the skin stretches out. Then it becomes a never ending nip and tuck story until the skin is so thin you can see through it!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from November 12, 2021

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Welcome to the fictional town of Cha Cha Hills, where everyone has big hair and wears high heels. Even the babies.

Cha Cha Heels is a mixture of music, comedy and intrigue loosely based on the work of John Waters and other underground/cult filmmakers. This is fan fiction for radio: Expect skits, monologues and songs about crime, beauty, bad taste, and foot fetishes all lovingly scored like a jukebox musical. The music for each show is uniquely themed, and ranges from vintage Belgian Popcorn to modern Queer Trash Punk. Cha Cha Heels is a midnight movie crossed with an after party, so put on your favorite pair of heels and meet us on the corner of Filth and Glamour! Presented in RadiOdorama®.

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November 12, 2021: Reform School Girls In Cha Cha Heels

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Artist	Track	Approx. start time
John Waters	No Smoking "No Smoking" by "John Waters"	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Happy Teens	Cha Cha Boots "Cha Cha Boots" by "Happy Teens"	0:00:49 (Pop-up)
Nick Curran & The Lowlifes	Reform School Girls	0:04:40 (Pop-up)
'Fatal' Microbes	Cry Baby "Cry Baby" by "'Fatal' Microbes"	0:09:39 (Pop-up)
Ludus	Breaking The Rules "Breaking The Rules" by "Ludus"	0:14:27 (Pop-up)
Pop Tarts	You Make Me Sick "You Make Me Sick" by "Pop Tarts"	0:19:38 (Pop-up)
Susan Rhee & The Orientals	I Love You I Hate You	0:23:05 (Pop-up)
Bloodshot Bill	She Don't Love Me "She Don't Love Me" by "Bloodshot Bill"	0:30:31 (Pop-up)
Panty Raid	I Wanna Be Your Tiger "I Wanna Be Your Tiger" by "Panty Raid"	0:35:08 (Pop-up)
Huggy Bear	Blow Dry "Blow Dry" by "Huggy Bear"	0:36:44 (Pop-up)
The Fabulous Dirt Sisters	Didn't Affect Me	0:41:09 (Pop-up)
The Nuns	Lazy "Lazy" by "The Nuns"	0:44:13 (Pop-up)
Frightwig	Punk Rock Jail Bait "Punk Rock Jail Bait" by "Frightwig"	0:52:42 (Pop-up)
Fifth Column	All Women Are Bitches	0:56:43 (Pop-up)
Wetdog	Lower Leg "Lower Leg" by "Wetdog"	1:01:44 (Pop-up)
Lung Leg	Lust For Leg "Lust For Leg" by "Lung Leg"	1:05:07 (Pop-up)
Misty Cummings	Cha Cha Flats Follies	1:08:36 (Pop-up)
Ye Nuns	Cuckoo "Cuckoo" by "Ye Nuns"	1:11:25 (Pop-up)
Edgar Allen Ho	A Dream Within a Dream	1:14:51 (Pop-up)
The Del-Byzanteens	Girl's Imagination	1:18:30 (Pop-up)
Los Microwaves	Time To Get Up "Time To Get Up" by "Los Microwaves"	1:24:37 (Pop-up)
Gina X Performance	Exhibitionism "Exhibitionism" by "Gina X Performance"	1:29:11 (Pop-up)
Honey Bane	Girl On The Run "Girl On The Run" by "Honey Bane"	1:36:11 (Pop-up)
Frank Zappa	Help, I'm A Rock "Help, I'm A Rock" by "Frank Zappa"	1:41:54 (Pop-up)
The Sandpipers	Misty Roses "Misty Roses" by "The Sandpipers"	1:48:19 (Pop-up)
Misty Cummings	Song To The Siren "Song To The Siren" by "Misty Cummings"	1:55:19 (Pop-up)
Pineapple RNR	Merferd In Bondage "Merferd In Bondage" by "Pineapple RNR"	1:58:41 (Pop-up)
PragVEC	Wolf "Wolf" by "PragVEC"	2:03:05 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:01pm flannery: graduate of slut training academy... reporting
	9:01pm Franco Twinkie: I'm holding my breath with my eyes closed.
	9:02pm solo mon: Smoke anyways!
	9:02pm spodiodi: smokes anyways
	9:03pm Franco Twinkie: I wear rain boots with pajama pants.
	9:03pm ARB: Who's here to be punished?
	9:03pm Andres: Smoking hot!
	9:03pm chresti: Hi Cha cha cha! Hi solo mon "n ARB!
	9:03pm solo mon: In this theater- smoking is mandatory
	9:03pm solo mon: Passing out splash ponchos who wants one???
	9:03pm ARB: Flannery! Franco! Solo! Spodiodi! Andres! Chresti!
	9:04pm chresti: I'm a reform school dropout
	9:05pm Franco Twinkie: I'm wearing a trash bag over my PJ's to deflect spunk.
	9:05pm Andres: Especially special!!
	9:05pm solo mon: Rated Especially
	9:05pm ARB: Kornholdts mind is a monopoly board where you build specialness on property squares
	9:05pm chresti: Smoking in the bathroom was the especially best thing about high school
	9:05pm solo mon: Hi Cha Chas and choo choos
	9:05pm StringOFperils: Hmmm. What's going on down here?
	9:06pm Little Danny: 3 verys = 1 especially is definitely algebra right hi inmates!!!
	9:06pm solo mon: Kornholdts chart of specials is the Bristol stool chart of specialness
	9:07pm solo mon: Especially love smoking in the restroom and blowing smoke in squares faces.
	9:07pm spodiodi: <3 Bristol stool chart
	9:08pm solo mon: LD!
	9:08pm ARB: StringO!
	9:08pm solo mon: Freeform School Girls of WFMU.
	9:08pm solo mon: SOP Xoxox
	9:09pm ARB: Little Danny!
	9:09pm StringOFperils: Is this Home Room?
	9:09pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: Anyone else smell brimstone? Oh it’s my upper decker.👾Hello Cha Cha Hills!
	9:09pm ARB: OLO Freeform School Girls
	9:09pm StringOFperils: Jorge KooKooLoris film.
	9:09pm solo mon: Hi Andres chresti spodi FT!
	9:10pm solo mon: Hi Greg one of the stars of the show!
	9:10pm ARB: Prince Cuckooloris Wishman
	9:10pm chresti: Olo-lo-lo-lo!
	9:11pm solo mon: “I want to smell reform school girls in Cha Cha heels!” Say it!
	9:11pm StringOFperils: Wishman Kodak
	9:11pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: I’m barely in this one so I figured I’d lurk it. 👹
	9:12pm ARB: Iwanttosmellreformschoolgirlsinchachaheels
	9:13pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: I used my Neti pot just for tonight!
	9:13pm flannery: is this gonna smell like victorias secret pink just like my high school
	9:13pm solo mon: Greg is here to interpret odorama experience into text. In case you have synesthesia, if you have synesthesia, you shouldn’t watch the film.
	9:13pm spodiodi: aloha, solo mon! aloha, ARB! (the nozzles are def working well over here 👃)
	9:13pm solo mon: A wishman sandwich
	9:13pm chresti: Reform school girls smell like perfumed ashtrays.
	9:14pm StringOFperils: Brought to you in living Braille Smell
	9:14pm flannery: tp tube with dryer sheet stuffed in it emoji
	9:14pm solo mon: Urban folk whore
	9:15pm solo mon: Flannery!
	9:15pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: Corny’s Scent story is cigars, old spice, drakksrcnoir and pine toilet cakes. Plus cream corn.
	9:15pm ARB: Odorama nozzles double as hairspray, set your bouffant in odorama
	9:15pm coelacanth∅: greetings solo, ARB and urban folk whores
	9:15pm solo mon: Booffodourama
	9:16pm ARB: Coelancanthødorama!
	9:16pm solo mon: Coelacanthø! Hello!
	9:16pm ARB: Aqua netti pots available in the lobbia
	9:17pm solo mon: Combinations of romance, love and marriage.
	9:17pm coelacanth∅: i'll be right back... i think. sometimes i get lost in the lobbia.
	9:18pm ARB: Careful, there's a lot of folds
	9:18pm spodiodi: grab me some, cake, coel!
	9:18pm spodiodi: please!
	9:18pm solo mon: Cream of Kornholdt. a new scent from Cha Cha Heels.
	9:19pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: Let’s all go to the lobbia and get ourselves a snack!
	9:19pm coelacanth∅: just looking for something to munch on
	9:19pm ARB: Sin us tease ya
	9:19pm flannery: wow ok im vegan
	9:19pm Greg Arden Smell Monitor: I never don’t smell moist salami.🙃
	9:19pm solo mon: nipple gasm alert!
	9:20pm coelacanth∅: i brought back some cake spodi, and aquaneti pots
	9:20pm ARB: No pplegasm
	9:20pm solo mon: Perma salami.
	9:20pm StringOFperils: Nipplegasm Newsreel
	9:20pm solo mon: I got sprayed in the face!
	9:20pm spodiodi: thanks, coel! oh, mint too! yummm
	9:21pm spodiodi: oh that's pine! not mint B^D nice.
	9:21pm flannery: damn i hope to look that good in jail someday
	9:21pm Ken From Hyde Park: Welcome, school reformation!
	9:21pm spodiodi: olo, flammery
	9:22pm ARB: The sprinkler system in the lobbia is broken, bring your splash poncho or get squirted
	9:22pm solo mon: ken! Welcome to reform school!
	9:22pm ARB: Ken! Hi!
	9:22pm solo mon: The biggest lobbia in the business.
	9:22pm spodiodi: :D
	9:23pm ARB: It's an Annie Sprinkler system
	9:23pm spodiodi: that voice. oh man.... i can't stop laughing!!
	9:23pm solo mon: How's your headmistress?
	9:24pm spodiodi: the whistle-'S' oh god
	9:24pm Little Danny: this headmistress is a dream
	9:24pm Greg Arden: No complaints.
	9:24pm flannery: the trunchbull scene from matilda except she's just eating pussy
	9:24pm solo mon: Wow i just smelled the school!
	9:24pm coelacanth∅: one reform school's failure is another person's victory
	9:24pm Little Danny: omg flannery lol
	9:25pm solo mon: OLOLOLOL flannery!
	9:26pm ARB: I love you I ate you
	9:26pm Greg Arden Lobbia Scented: Memories.
	9:26pm coelacanth∅: < she's actually just the resident chiropractor
	9:27pm solo mon: Eatin' ain't cheatin'- especially in lockup.
	9:27pm ARB: OLO Coel nice spot
	9:28pm solo mon: The whistle ssssesss are only one reason you might want a splash poncho tonight.
	9:28pm Greg Arden Spring Fresh: Where’s my bunk?
	9:28pm coelacanth∅: that's what they say solo, but when i'm eatin' i fully intend it to feel like cheatin'
	9:28pm flannery: wow i cant believe u guys found a bathroom halfway between portland and LA
	9:29pm spodiodi: please! i'll take one, thanks, solo mon!
	9:29pm ARB: Recorded this in Los Baños, CA on the I5
	9:29pm solo mon: Old sock smell in stereo
	9:29pm spodiodi: oh god
	9:29pm Little Danny: incredible
	9:30pm solo mon: burning flesh and old socks.
	9:30pm spodiodi: i'm not going to make it. poncho up.
	9:30pm spodiodi: cattle prods are great
	9:30pm ARB: Sock therapy
	9:30pm coelacanth∅: i'm getting old sock in the left channel but succulent barbecue in the right
	9:30pm Ken From Hyde Park: Socking!
	9:31pm spodiodi: sock it to me!
	9:31pm solo mon: truly socking! I say darn it!
	9:31pm flannery: god misty is so cute though
	9:32pm solo mon: Misty Cummings is cute.
	9:33pm solo mon: Fresh cattle prod BBQ
	9:33pm solo mon: "That's from Jesus." OLO
	9:34pm ARB: Fisticuffing in the girls room
	9:34pm ARB: Brussels sprouts are back
	9:34pm solo mon: brussel baby
	9:35pm solo mon: Greg whats the smell right now??
	9:35pm coelacanth∅: i'm beginning to fall for misty
	9:36pm Greg Arden: That was a lot of smells.
	9:36pm Little Danny: just wait for the men's room
	9:36pm Greg Arden: Leftover lasagna. And bleach.
	9:36pm solo mon: Pat Ast for President
	9:37pm ARB: Reowwwrrrr
	9:37pm Greg Arden: And Brussels sprout with lady Speed stick.
	9:37pm solo mon: A new cologne called "the mens room" - smells of urinal cakes and shoe polish.
	9:37pm chresti: Olo scent story, Greg!
	9:38pm solo mon: Brussel sprout bouffants for breakfast.
	9:39pm coelacanth∅: so, what kind of pest is panty raid used for?
	9:39pm flannery: the sauerkraut i made won't stop crying???
	9:39pm ARB: crabs no?
	9:39pm flannery: i had to wrap it into blanket just to muffle the sounds it was making,,, really nasty
	9:39pm StringOFperils: Brussel sprout/eyeball swap.
	9:39pm solo mon: Sad sauer kraut.
	9:40pm solo mon: "I was blowing the projectionists hair dry"
	9:40pm Greg Arden: Misty scent story unicorn soap, watermelon bubblegum, spoiled milk.
	9:40pm spodiodi: :D
	9:40pm Franco Twinkie: Glue the film back together with man sauce.
	9:41pm Greg Arden: Headmistress scent story: burnt soil, burnt , wood, burnt roses and spilt lantern.
	9:41pm ARB: 🥀Misty Roses 💦
	9:42pm solo mon: Burning roses
	9:42pm flannery: only some of us know the scent story created by making your own pads with toilet paper bc u don't want to talk to your parents
	9:42pm Little Danny: is headmistress a ghost
	9:42pm coelacanth∅: i think he's playing misty for us
	9:43pm Greg Arden: New room tone anchovies and lipstick sample.
	9:43pm solo mon: Franco, I'm sure that's how it was fixed.
	9:43pm solo mon: OLO Greg.
	9:44pm Little Danny: this is great!!!
	9:44pm flannery: wow really endeared by googling the fabulous dirt sisters & the first reslt being thefabulousdirtsisters.blogspot.com
	9:44pm solo mon: Lipstick sample, is so specific. I can smell it.
	9:44pm Franco Twinkie: Solo, if it's good enough for Cameron Diaz...
	9:45pm flannery: god & a youtube video interviewing them in middle age? send me to charm school bc i am being charmed 2 death!
	9:45pm solo mon: Manjuice: how Hollywood is held together.
	9:45pm spodiodi: The Fabulous Dirt Sisters new to me and <3
	9:47pm spodiodi: sick picks! every track tonight has been perfect
	9:47pm flannery: yeah seconded. sing it sister(s)
	9:47pm ARB: Thanks Spodi!
	9:47pm Little Danny: them playing on the street <3 <3
	9:48pm Andres: Stay home and watch tv? Hey, I do that.
	9:48pm solo mon: All the areas. Even the taint.
	9:49pm Little Danny: cesspool of your terrible life choices oh man do i feel that
	9:49pm solo mon: Reform School Follies, Titticut much?
	9:50pm Little Danny: omg
	9:50pm solo mon: Body wash
	9:50pm flannery: that mint body wash
	9:50pm Franco Twinkie: Smelly taint? Awesome or Easy Off, you decide!
	9:51pm solo mon: WET SHOWER FARTS
	9:51pm flannery: misty just keeps getting cuter
	9:52pm Franco Twinkie: It's runny!
	9:53pm solo mon: tasting the brown sound.
	9:54pm Franco Twinkie: This is getting gamey, what next open wound fucking?
	9:54pm solo mon: Anyone want something from the lobbia?
	9:54pm ARB: Bring me the cherry of Maggot Thatcher
	9:55pm coelacanth∅: i already got something from the lobbia. i'm trying panty raid on it.
	9:55pm solo mon: I love frightwig sooooooooooomuch!
	9:56pm Franco Twinkie: Hike up your lobbia, it's dragging on the carpet.
	9:56pm solo mon: Just take my advice and DO NOT use the brewers yeast sprinkles they have out for seasoning popcorn.
	9:57pm coelacanth∅: hahahaewww!
	9:57pm solo mon: Everyone is talking about her Lobbia, but have you seen her mezzanine?
	9:58pm solo mon: Filth column
	10:00pm flannery: i should upload the fifth column poster my friend made... oh everyone would love it
	10:00pm Franco Twinkie: I just remembered something real funny: Chresti and I have a friend who was wearing a long skirt with no underwear. She shit on an ornate Persian carpet in a hotel lobby in Tehran. She told me it just blended in with the pattern.
	10:01pm solo mon: 50 Hours of Filth
	10:02pm Little Danny: holy crap one year!!!
	10:02pm solo mon: fea turd presentation.
	10:02pm ARB: Yes please Flan
	10:03pm ARB: How do you shit standing up and not get it on the inside of your skirt? asking for SWIM
	10:04pm Little Danny: wow love this!!!
	10:04pm ARB: Either way it's a lovely story
	10:04pm chresti: She peed on a bus, too.
	10:05pm Franco Twinkie: She didn't do it to be malicious, she was sick. It just came on her real quick. You know how that goes.
	10:06pm solo mon: Yep Franco, completely understand.
	10:06pm ARB: Just right there in the lobbia in Tehran
	10:07pm solo mon: Lobbia load.
	10:07pm Franco Twinkie: She like you is a fearless world traveler.
	10:09pm ARB: I've hucked cow shit at some bad boys on Holi, that's the closest I've come
	10:11pm solo mon: Straight backs and flat feet, and a nice husband you will meet.
	10:13pm chresti: I wish my school had cha cha lessons
	10:14pm solo mon: who's got the cuckoo
	10:14pm solo mon: chresti, but not in cracker flats.
	10:15pm ARB: Cha Cha flat-fuck that
	10:16pm solo mon: musty old book smell
	10:16pm spodiodi: ⚡⚡⚡
	10:17pm chresti: Musty nozzles are working good
	10:17pm solo mon: Dream smells.
	10:17pm Little Danny: oh hell yeah dream sequence!!!
	10:18pm solo mon: Oh the politeness follies will be lit.
	10:18pm flannery: wow yes
	10:18pm solo mon: Picnic at Banging Rock.
	10:19pm solo mon: I mean hayride to banging rock.
	10:20pm flannery: joan lindsay wrote picnic at banging rock when she was AT LEAST 69 years old... an inspiration
	10:21pm solo mon: I was just telling ARB how much I want to read the novel. I saw the mini series a few years ago and it made me very curious.
	10:21pm Little Danny: have u read the book flannery?
	10:21pm flannery: i read the book maybe a year ago. it's excellent. it rocks.
	10:22pm Little Danny: (only know the '70s movie version)
	10:22pm chresti: Wow, I'll be 69 in 4 1/2 years
	10:22pm flannery: also you can read the "lost" 19th chapter or whatever where she tells you what happens :-X
	10:22pm flannery: solo have u seen the original movie?
	10:22pm Little Danny: start that novel chresti!!!
	10:23pm flannery: omg... one of my favs. very excited to see who's gonna slip thru the cracks tonight
	10:23pm solo mon: Oh yes seen the movie many many times. but the mini series had more plot, even tho it was basically trash.
	10:23pm Andres: Looking forward to your book in 4.5 years, chresti :)
	10:23pm flannery: basically trash u say... tell me more lol
	10:24pm ARB: Looking forward to your 69th bday party Chresti!
	10:24pm Franco Twinkie: One afternoon when I was sitting inside drawing, the carpet shitter and my girl friend were sitting on the front lawn talking about sexual mischief they had engaged in. Lot's of these antics I was familiar with, but then I heard this choice nugget -"I was on a bus going over the Khyber Pass at night and all of a sudden I just had to have a cock in my mouth." This made me put down my pencil.
	10:24pm Little Danny: i wanna be there too
	10:24pm Andres: Little Danny, ya beat me to it. Dang, I thumb type slow.
	10:25pm solo mon: flannery : en.wikipedia.org...
	10:25pm solo mon: chresti party!
	10:26pm flannery: ahaha this gif
	10:27pm solo mon: UR mom is banging rock
	10:29pm solo mon: Use folk whore to your advantage.
	10:30pm Andres: Not scared of no nature.
	10:31pm solo mon: That pepperoni scent was very realistic.
	10:31pm chresti: Personal cheese?
	10:32pm spodiodi: Vintage Fromunda
	10:33pm spodiodi: that "not scared of no nature" got me too, Andres :D olo
	10:33pm solo mon: You should be very scared of no nature.
	10:34pm spodiodi: i'm terrified
	10:34pm solo mon: your own. personal. cheeses.
	10:35pm spodiodi: we're all searching for cheese of mine
	10:36pm solo mon: I'm thinking this rock has a large Lobbia.
	10:37pm ARB: Lobbia Majora
	10:38pm Andres: It’s the Loggia you need to watch out for.
	10:38pm Little Danny: lol
	10:38pm spodiodi: Special Interest Lobbia
	10:39pm solo mon: OLO
	10:39pm ARB: @Flannery "the book rocks", I just got that
	10:40pm flannery: the book rocks & is good also... lesbian subplot is stronger....
	10:40pm ARB: Crows on percussion here
	10:40pm Franco Twinkie: Carpet shitter was not shy about dropping her pants for a pee. We would be out taking a walk at night and any front yard would do.
	10:40pm spodiodi: would ya Lobbia Balls over here? we need to get this game going!
	10:42pm solo mon: A scheme within a scam
	10:42pm Little Danny: this is so good
	10:43pm chresti: Right? LD
	10:43pm Franco Twinkie: Freak me out you skaggs!
	10:44pm chresti: Love this!
	10:44pm solo mon: Weird women on the run.
	10:46pm solo mon: XO chresti!
	10:50pm Little Danny: superb!
	10:50pm solo mon: Are we missing a lesbian scene?!?
	10:50pm Little Danny: also the sandpipers rule
	10:50pm coelacanth∅: see there's light beyond the lobbia, at the end of the tunnel
	10:51pm solo mon: AH Coel you understand the path beyond the valley of the odorama
	10:51pm solo mon: Yes LD sandpipers are the shit
	10:53pm Little Danny: this is so dreamy
	10:54pm solo mon: Misty, in the mist.
	10:56pm Little Danny: wow!!!
	10:56pm Little Danny: best dream!!!
	10:57pm Andres: More karaoke!!
	10:58pm spodiodi: Play, Misty! For me! <3 so sweet
	10:58pm solo mon: crying and laughing at the same time for the siren
	10:59pm flannery: holy shit
	10:59pm Andres: It is quite affecting.
	10:59pm ARB: Misty sounds for the smell of dusty mammories
	10:59pm Franco Twinkie: I miss hanging around with bad girls in the worse way., but this show made me remember how fun they could be. Thanks you everybody for keeping the memories juicy.
	11:00pm chresti: Man!
	11:00pm Ken From Hyde Park: Ruh-ro, are we being asked to stay after school?
	11:00pm solo mon: 2:06 of entertaint mint.
	11:01pm flannery: oooh we know these guys
	11:01pm ARB: Are they from St Louis?
	11:01pm solo mon: Send me your cha cha dedications for the show next week, please!
	11:02pm spodiodi: tell 'em <3
	11:02pm flannery: yes! friends of ian’s
	11:02pm Franco Twinkie: Ants on cake - beautiful!
	11:02pm solo mon: what ABOUT the brussel sprout?
	11:03pm solo mon: SCENT sored.
	11:03pm Little Danny: the brussel sprout i thought was gonna wind up in dawn's eye socket
	11:03pm Andres: Down with scentsorship!
	11:03pm Little Danny: lol andres
	11:03pm spodiodi: "... we did" olo
	11:04pm spodiodi: thank you, Korny!
	11:04pm Little Danny: oh korny you are the best
	11:04pm solo mon: Hope the rest of your week is better than a wet shower fart! LOVE YOU ALL.
	11:05pm flannery: thank you guys!!!
	11:05pm coelacanth∅: Danny @1103 they're saving that for the sequel
	11:05pm ARB: Tell Pineapple RNR to sue Jorge Kucharloris
	11:05pm Franco Twinkie: Wow, PragVEC. Insane!
	11:05pm Little Danny: thank all of you so much!!! completely absorbing as always!!! better than depends!!!
	11:05pm chresti: Bravo korny and solo mon and ARB and cha cha players!
	11:05pm Little Danny: lol into the stream
	11:06pm coelacanth∅: Thanks solo mon! Thanks ARB!
	11:06pm Andres: Thank you ARB, solo mon, Greg!!
	11:06pm Little Danny: this song on the stream makes more sense tho
	11:06pm ARB: OLO Little Danny, the best review
	11:06pm spodiodi: brilliant. thank you for the music and laughs, solo mon, ARB, Greg, and all the rest of the playaz ❤️❤️❤️👏👏👏
	11:07pm solo mon: Thanks every one! Thanks to our voice guests Tanya and Greg! See you next week!
	11:07pm ARB: Thank you all!!!!
	11:07pm Little Danny: thank you tanya and greg!!! you are amazing
	11:08pm spodiodi: thank you Tanya! (i'm never sure who i'm hearing!)
	11:08pm solo mon: Better than depends. I will take it!!!!
	11:08pm solo mon: This episode was a lot of greg talking to himself. Sybil... uh Shepherd...
	11:09pm coelacanth∅: maybe the final image each week could be a credits page? Thanks tanya and greg too!
	11:09pm ARB: There's no credits in the taint world
	11:09pm solo mon: OLO
	11:10pm Andres: Gonna go practice my whistled S’s.
	11:10pm spodiodi: i was going to suggest something similar, coel (but with caricatures or some kind of images representing each person (for slow folks like me))
	11:10pm solo mon: Greg played Misty, Dawn AND Headmistress
	11:10pm coelacanth∅: taint no credit where credit's due
	11:11pm coelacanth∅: like purgatory
	11:11pm ARB: And Smell Monitor
	11:11pm solo mon: we will be projecting credits on our taints.
	11:12pm coelacanth∅: then you need to show them 'taints
	11:12pm ARB: Courtesy aftershave lotion for the afterparty in the lobbia
	11:12pm ARB: Wafterparty
	11:13pm spodiodi: should i just throw this poncho away? it's looking pretty... done.
	11:13pm spodiodi: very, very done*
	11:13pm solo mon: Written by Solo Mon, Greg Arden and Edgar allen Ho. Korny Collins as himself. ARB as Chiclet. Greg as Misty, Headmistress and Dawn, Tanya Smith as Lulu. Music direction by ARB.
	11:13pm ARB: olo Spodi
	11:13pm coelacanth∅: i don't wanna shave. can i just wait for my hair to fall out?
	11:13pm solo mon: especially done.
	11:14pm solo mon: I think since we made our money for hellraiser, we are allowed to buy new ponchos.
	11:15pm coelacanth∅: i wonder if my mother still has her poncho. they were a thing in the 70s and she rocked it, sort of...
	11:16pm Franco Twinkie: If you ever have the urge to shave Coel, start cleaning the garage until you come to your senses.
	11:16pm Andres: I need a Playbill to add to my collection.
	11:16pm solo mon: My mother made me a poncho, from her hippie loom. It had bells on it.
	11:17pm solo mon: After slawty
	11:17pm solo mon: Andres you want odorama to spray your playbill w a memory scent?
	11:18pm Franco Twinkie: I'm sure that made you quite the attraction on the playground, Solo.
	11:19pm Little Danny: whoa your mom had a loom
	11:19pm solo mon: They all laughed at me. at my clogs and poncho. and my soft sculpture applique pantsuit.
	11:19pm Andres: Perfume sample like in the magazines, please.
	11:20pm Little Danny: bob mackie wearable art is the shit
	11:20pm Franco Twinkie: My mom made me a paisley laundry bag when I went camp in the 6th grade, but that was about it.
	11:21pm Little Danny: i still have a paisley shirt my sister made me
	11:21pm solo mon: I had a home made one piece pantsuit with quilted 3D cacti across the back
	11:22pm solo mon: It was pretty extra, i will admit.
	11:22pm Little Danny: where is that pantsuit
	11:22pm Andres: Did the cacti have spikes?
	11:22pm Franco Twinkie: Whoa, just like Gram Parsons!
	11:23pm solo mon: hahah little nudie suit. but it looked more like gram ma moses.
	11:23pm coelacanth∅: my mother asked the kids if we wanted ponchos. i declined. i couldn't reconcile my troublemaker, led zeppelin and steppenwolf-listening self with a poncho.
	11:24pm solo mon: I wonder what happened to that pantsuit.
	11:25pm solo mon: Just say no to ponchos (unless there is a splash zone)
	11:26pm coelacanth∅: i liked paisley when i was little. as far as i know i only got made fun of (for that) once - by the girl i most had a crush on, on class picture day.
	11:27pm coelacanth∅: digging this venus
	11:27pm coelacanth∅: (by orchestra veve)
	11:28pm Franco Twinkie: I had huraches and Huichol Indian shirt I got at Olvera Street. Other than that, it was just tee shirts from JC Penny.
	11:29pm ARB: Soft sculpture applique pantsuit I'm so jealous
	11:30pm Andres: Poncho seems appropriate if you’re hanging out in the Andes mountains.
	11:30pm solo mon: I'm jealous of myself. but i think it was less fashionable than everyone is picturing.
	11:30pm coelacanth∅: i liked hippy clothes, and cool clothes, and didn't notice that i dressed somewhat differently than the other kids at school.
	11:31pm solo mon: I tried to live in huraches for a while. eh, didnt work. talk about cha cha flat.
	11:31pm ARB: I was a child of the sailor suit years
	11:31pm Andres: Grade 9 paisley shirt was great. Then I grew taller and the moment had passed.
	11:32pm Franco Twinkie: My mom would make my sister all sorts of mad mod creations. But for me, it was patches all over my Levis.
	11:32pm solo mon: Kids think it matters so much, what you wear. Its crazy.
	11:32pm ARB: I still think
	11:34pm Franco Twinkie: Yup. But really, if I'm honest with myself, it fell way short of working magic.
	11:34pm solo mon: Patches are cool now.
	11:36pm coelacanth∅: i did notice Dave Moran, a jock, wearing the same brown striped bell bottoms as i wore, when he was standing on the pitchers' mound. i was glad to see it...and so i guess i did notice, somewhat. ...but at the beginning of each school year, when it was new clothes time, i was thinking about what musicians wore.
	11:36pm ARB: I'm collecting pilled sweaters in anticipation of an emerging trend
	11:36pm Andres: I like to argue it both ways with my kids. What you’re wearing does/doesn’t matter. Lively discussion ensues.
	11:37pm ARB: Tucked or Untucked? Discuss
	11:38pm Franco Twinkie: My mom sewed a rainbow patch on the seat of my pants. It did have the desired affect on the wrong girl. She actually stuck her ass out at me so I would notice HER patch.
	11:38pm solo mon: Are we talking shirts or?
	11:38pm ARB: ???
	11:38pm Little Danny: was wondering that too
	11:38pm coelacanth∅: i thought Alina was talking about riding boots
	11:39pm Andres: Tucked in when it’s cold out.
	11:39pm Little Danny: i thought we were talking about dongs
	11:39pm solo mon: Get Tucked
	11:40pm ARB: And I don't mean the currency of Vietnam
	11:40pm Andres: Either way holds true when it’s cold out.
	11:40pm solo mon: Friar Tuck
	11:41pm Franco Twinkie: Me too Coel. Cowboy anything was what rock dudes wore, so that's what I had to have. No one noticed, no one cared.
	11:43pm Franco Twinkie: I went to a pretty loose school, but it wasn't so loose you could walk around with your dick hanging out.
	11:43pm Little Danny: thanks again babes! kiss kiss
	11:43pm coelacanth∅: i still have my 2 main cords from jr.high school. patched. the "white" ones i put a 5" alligator patch i found at the top of one rear pocket, and a few one-thread-thick 2" stars on the legs. but the red ones were the pants i was described by. i don't fit into them now. i'm waiting for a woman who does, for a photo shoot.
	11:44pm coelacanth∅: ...and then some preppy brand started putting little alligators on their shirts.
	11:47pm ARB: Ribbit Ribbit
	11:47pm Franco Twinkie: I still have stuff from high school that I'll never wear again, and a lot of ripped up black Levis from later in the 70's. Why do I hang on to this shit?
	11:48pm ARB: So that I can sell it and split it with you 50/50
	11:49pm ARB: Free Ribbitney, ta ta friends!
	11:49pm coelacanth∅: what size are the black levis? that's the main thing i wear
	11:50pm Franco Twinkie: Chresti just walked in the front door with a box and said " It's for you!" It's abox of Sheena shirts! The circle is closed.
	11:51pm chresti: I have some dresses I don't wear anymore, vintage a long time ago.
	11:51pm coelacanth∅: shit, Franco. can i buy one? i stupidly didn't get one last marathon. (and couldn't donate MORE last month)
	11:52pm coelacanth∅: ...they might not have them anymore next february
	11:52pm Andres: Yes, all my stuff in bins, vintage I like to believe. Good night, peeps!
	11:52pm chresti: There are piles of Franco's old western shirts in the bedroom.
	11:53pm chresti: speaking of musty.
	11:54pm Franco Twinkie: 28 inch waist Coel. In 1978 I found a pile of dead stock. They're the old ones from the sixties. High school was a wash, I was nobody, but when it was punk rock a go-go, I was right on time!
	11:55pm coelacanth∅: i have a couple embroidered shirts that were my brother's, and a buch of button-down shirts from the 60s & 70s that were mine -that i bought well after the 60's & 70s.
	11:55pm Franco Twinkie: What size are you?
	11:56pm coelacanth∅: i'm thin but not that thin! ~ 31" waist
	11:57pm Franco Twinkie: It's hard to believe I was that skinny, but I was!
	11:58pm coelacanth∅: it's alright. i actually have lots of torn ones...but i'm down to one pair that's not ripped up, but iit's getting close. i bought 'em on ebay but now they're getting rare
	11:59pm coelacanth∅: you look quite trim in some of the pix you've posted
	12:00am Franco Twinkie: Later, when all those drain pipe pants were wrecked, I would go to Canal Jeans and stock up.
	12:02am coelacanth∅: my thing is that levis have gotten cheap and the same "formula" (505s or 501s) are lower-rise than they used to be - so i constantly feel like they're falling down. but when the old, ripped up ones from decades ago hit $60 i might as well get carharts.
	12:03am coelacanth∅: ...i think our hosts have gone to bed
	12:03am Franco Twinkie: Coel, what size tee shirt do yo wear?
	12:05am coelacanth∅: medium-large. fmu shirts i always get large. thrift store tees usually medium.
	12:06am coelacanth∅: (i think large is the new medium)
	12:07am Franco Twinkie: Lemme get into the box and see what's inside. You get one.
	12:08am coelacanth∅: seriously?! i'll buy it. be glad to
	12:10am coelacanth∅: -i was dumb...always just wanting more physical music and i have >60 wfmu tshirts... poor choice. there's too much music for the rest of my life already!
	12:11am Franco Twinkie: No dice Coel. For you, free. You're the first person that acknowledged me on the comment board. I remember these things.
	12:12am coelacanth∅: oh man. you're an Angel Franco!
	12:14am Franco Twinkie: Far from it. I'm a social irritant, but you saw through it.
	12:17am coelacanth∅: haha... i only kind of remember. something about cutting hair on the front lawn.
	12:21am Franco Twinkie: That's right! But you were game and played along, and added your own take on the situation, and have continued to engage with me no matter how hard I'm trying to be an obnoxious prick.
	12:25am coelacanth∅: hah! ...if by "saw through it" you mean "relate to it"!
	12:26am Franco Twinkie: I guess, but you have better manners that me.
	12:27am coelacanth∅: okay...this is getting silly! but if i had better manners i would've emailed you 3-4 months ago, and again a few times since.
	12:29am Franco Twinkie: Silly? Maybe. But the point is, I trust you.
	12:31am Franco Twinkie: Okay, let's wrap it up. Get me your address motherfucker.
	12:32am coelacanth∅: right on i'll email you
	12:33am coelacanth∅: ARB and solo mon Thanks again y'all delivered once again!
	12:33am Franco Twinkie: Good night Richard.
	12:36am coelacanth∅: 'night Steve (you just knocked me off-guard then!)
	2:06pm chresti: I would get some nips and tucks, but then the skin stretches out. Then it becomes a never ending nip and tuck story until the skin is so thin you can see through it!

Cha Cha Heels with Arb and Solo Mon: Playlist from November 12, 2021

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