WFMU: The Arbitrarium with Arb: Playlist from February 25, 2022

Listener comments!
	🧂 8:53pm WR: It's near time.
	🧂 8:56pm solo mon: I’m here for the nonononononos
	🧂 8:57pm solo mon: Waving my widdle wed fwag
	🧂 8:59pm Aitch: the long ARB of the law
	🧂 9:00pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Fuck the FCC!
	🧂 9:01pm Kat in Chicago: F WORD FRIDAY
	🧂 9:01pm solo mon: Fu CC
	9:01pm StringOFperils: F is for FCC
	🧂 9:01pm B R M: ... annnnnnd clicky star this episode.
	🧂 9:02pm solo mon: “Pee on me FCC”
	🧂 9:02pm chresti: Wheee!
	9:02pm Little Danny: hello arb and freedom fraternity!!!
	🧂 9:02pm WR: I am only monitoring and reporting, what THEY do with the information has nothing to do wth me.
	🧂 9:03pm solo mon: Sheer smegma curtains
	9:03pm Morgan: whoa nellie
	9:03pm Little Danny: outstanding
	9:03pm arb: Hi carnations!! 🌸🚩🌸🚩🌸
	🧂 9:04pm solo mon: God bless Karen Finley 🚩
	9:04pm Franco Twinkie: Talk dirty and thrill us.
	9:04pm flannery: what the FUCK is up
	🧂 9:04pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I never thought I'd feel nostalgic for Finley
	🧂 9:04pm WR: Her-she barred.
	9:05pm Morgan: Karen Finley is a real american hero
	9:05pm ?!: And this little piggy went whee whee whee all the way to the arbitrarium!
	9:05pm Little Danny: strong out of the gate!!!
	🧂 9:05pm solo mon: Bring your own tuna casserole
	9:06pm Little Danny: seems fcc friendly enough though
	9:06pm arb: Welcome everyone, thanks for tuning in to F-Word Friday WR! solo! Aitch! Mx. Baba Bee! Kat! StringO! B R M! Chresti! Little Danny! Morgan! Franco! flannery! ?!!
	9:06pm StringOFperils: Even the FCC must have a back door.
	🧂 9:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): being a performance artist student in the late 80's, it was nearly impossible to not steal from Karen Finley
	9:07pm flannery: just remembering the local radio edit of kendrick lamar that went "show me somethin natural like butt with some stretch marks"
	🧂 9:07pm solo mon: The FCC is 95% Taint.
	9:07pm spodiodi: aloha, ARB and fuckerati. here for das rump
	9:07pm Franco Twinkie: Lick the crack of their pants!? Why I never!!
	🧂 9:08pm solo mon: Mx Baba Bee! SFAI memories ;-)
	9:08pm Franco Twinkie: Feet of clay - can't handle a bloodbath.
	🧂 9:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): solo: totes. Studio 10: gaping assholes and pineapple fuckers all day and all night
	🧂 9:09pm WR: Word! Mx Baba Beekins!
	🧂 9:09pm chresti: Mx Baba Beekins!
	🧂 9:09pm solo mon: Tantric sex is passé- nowadays is all about a sarcastic orgasm.
	🧂 9:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): chrestifuckingkins!
	9:10pm arb: the official orgasm of the arbitrarium
	9:10pm arb: Hi spodi!!
	9:10pm Franco Twinkie: Let's fuckin' fuuuuck!!!
	🧂 9:10pm chresti: fuckityfuckinkins!
	🧂 9:10pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): ha ha!
	🧂 9:11pm WR: Get Fucked! Franco!
	🧂 9:11pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): does subbing for cha cha heels put this chat into the running for the year end awards special?
	🧂 9:11pm solo mon: Twat?! I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
	9:12pm Morgan: @MxBabaBee a whole school of speculum performance art
	🧂 9:13pm Kat in Chicago: haha, I went to one of Annie Sprinkle's shows, in a tiny basement club in Chicago many moons ago
	🧂 9:13pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): @Morgan: when you started performance art classes, they handed you a starter kit: jar of mayonnaise, speculum, hammer and giant, rusty nails, gutter wig and your choice of fuckable produce
	🧂 9:14pm chresti: Holo solo mono!
	🧂 9:14pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): oh, and either a gallon of glitter or a piund of glass shards
	🧂 9:14pm solo mon: Hi chresti!
	9:14pm flannery: this is really upsetting my children
	9:15pm ?!: WR: it's certain that chresti can confirm the Franco gets fucked on a fairly regular basis. That is if she's not shy about saying so ?
	🧂 9:16pm solo mon: SFAI: Pudding was popular to roll around in. Also peeing in a bathtub and filming it.
	9:16pm spodiodi: this is great
	🧂 9:16pm solo mon: And Belgian waffles 🧇
	🧂 9:17pm chresti: Piss on your Polo ha ha.
	9:17pm Little Danny: yeah love this!
	9:17pm yen: I'm starting to really fucking get into this internet only shit!
	🧂 9:18pm solo mon: Performance Fart 🎭 💨
	🧂 9:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: Do you solemnly swear to swear all the swears and nothing but the swears?
	🧂 9:18pm WR: Nice mix ARB.
	🧂 9:18pm solo mon: Fuck yeah, Fridays
	9:19pm yen: the normal programming isn't doing it for me but this is hitting the spot
	9:19pm Solo mon official: Blah blah blah fuck blah blah blah! 😬
	9:19pm Franco Twinkie: I feel my life was a failure since I didn't go to art school.
	🧂 9:19pm chresti: Ha Ken from f*ck Park!
	9:20pm Little Danny: who is solo mon official
	9:20pm Solo mon official: Do my bidding!!🦾
	🧂 9:20pm Ken From Hyde Park: %@#$%, chresti!
	🧂 9:21pm solo mon: I’m off brand apparently.
	9:21pm Solo mon official: Three guesses and the first poo don’t count! 🐀
	🧂 9:22pm solo mon: I know who you did last summer.
	9:23pm Solo mon official: I ho who you slit last bunghole!
	9:23pm Franco Twinkie: Could this possibly be the fifth steam(filth stream)on WFMU? Talk about a cash cow!
	9:23pm Doug Schulkind: Hi ARB! Hello blue lovers!
	🧂 9:23pm solo mon: The filth Dimension
	🧂 9:24pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Franco: Yet you are an artiste cum lawdie at The University of the Imagination. I'll get a diploma to you ASAP.
	9:24pm Solo mon official: Hi everyone I’m solo! I’m so cute and fun! 🤗
	9:24pm Little Danny: hi doug!
	9:25pm northguineahills: Hellos!
	9:25pm ?!: More like a Trash cow !
	9:26pm Franco Twinkie: It's nice to be recognized for who you really are, Baba.
	🧂 9:26pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): hey, Daddy Doug! Hope you brought a bar of soap for all these potty mouths.
	🧂 9:27pm solo mon: You all have doppelgängers out there too. They just haven’t found you yet.
	9:27pm Andres: F-word Friday? Frittata Friday!
	🧂 9:28pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): People have dressed as me for halloween several times, including my high school choir teacher and a partner who went to a party I wasn't at.
	9:28pm headcleaner: Hellos to all my fellow gutterfolk
	9:29pm Andres: Re. doppelgängers. I once met a couple on a bus tour who swore that everything about me was exactly the same as their friend back home. They spent quite a bit of time just staring and listening to my voice.
	9:29pm Doug Schulkind: Wash our mouths out with poop.
	9:29pm arb: Hi yen! Hi Ken! Hi Doug! hi northguineahills! Hi Andres! Hi headcleaner!
	🧂 9:29pm solo mon: Hi headcleaner welcome to the Tourette’s tent
	🧂 9:29pm WR: Recognitions and repeat. Hello NGH. Good to see you around more recently.
	🧂 9:30pm chresti: Felix Kubin ♥
	9:30pm spodiodi: GOld Chains!!!! w00t
	🧂 9:30pm solo mon: OLO Doug!
	9:30pm spodiodi: one of my FAVE gc tracks too
	🧂 9:31pm solo mon: Love gold chains
	9:31pm spodiodi: fuck the fuck
	9:31pm Franco Twinkie: I recognize this person.
	🧂 9:31pm chresti: This is like an alt loosing my edge
	9:32pm arb: Zeek Sheck one of my pantheons on this track too!
	🧂 9:32pm Kat in Fucking Freezing Chicago: haha chresti!
	9:33pm headcleaner: @Doug - just got caught up with this morning's Kaddish + Albertyn set - fine stuff
	9:33pm headcleaner: Or better said: some fucking fine stuff
	9:34pm spodiodi: ARB you got me breathing all fucky. thank you
	9:34pm Morgan: aw please play fuck the pain away
	9:34pm Franco Twinkie: I feel refreshed - all is forgiven.
	9:37pm Doug Schulkind: @headcleaner So pleased you liked it.
	9:38pm Franco Twinkie: Demolish all that you love then take a nap.
	9:38pm ?!: Just got back from a pee break, Oh wait.... I can say piss on this show, or carnation I !
	9:40pm Franco Twinkie: Be all that you can be.
	🧂 9:41pm solo mon: Useless man. Love it.
	🧂 9:41pm solo mon: Pee all that you can pee.
	🧂 9:42pm Kat in Fucking Freezing Chicago: Catchy tune
	9:42pm Morgan: Minty
	9:42pm Franco Twinkie: Start with hope then work backwards.
	🧂 9:42pm solo mon: When he does it double time LOL
	9:45pm Little Danny: amazing
	9:46pm Franco Twinkie: Can we talk about blood qweefing?
	🧂 9:46pm solo mon: I’m dying AND being born again rn
	9:46pm arb: blweefing
	🧂 9:46pm solo mon: Red rocket
	9:50pm flannery: damn
	9:51pm Andres: This dog breeding tutorial took a turn.
	9:51pm Franco Twinkie: This is just biology with an aristocratic flair.
	9:52pm flannery: this guy is obsessed
	9:52pm StringOFperils: Well she's totally fucked, I'd say.
	🧂 9:52pm Kat in Intercourse, PA: I'd say so
	🧂 9:52pm chresti: A nature documentary
	9:52pm ?!: Going forwards we'll be starting with soap to wash our dirty filthy fucking mouths with after this show,
	9:52pm Franco Twinkie: Does he ever stop for a cup of tea?
	9:53pm arb: only 2 clicky stars on that one????
	🧂 9:53pm solo mon: OLO SOP
	9:54pm arb: We're up to 3, any more clicky stars? Come on!!!
	9:55pm arb: Re: Jack Marlow
	🧂 9:55pm solo mon: Can we have a red flag to click instead?
	9:55pm flannery: jack marlow has the nice quality of feeling like something you would find after a beloved grandparent dies
	🧂 9:56pm solo mon: Someone with tertiary syphilis and a home recorder.
	9:59pm coelacanth∅: hello arb
	10:00pm arb: Hi coelacanthø
	🧂 10:00pm solo mon: That Jack Marlowe is my only clickety star so far this year.
	10:00pm Franco Twinkie: Coel, I know it's cold there, but do you think you could take you're pants off?
	10:01pm arb: Yes we needs flag outlines instead of stars that turn red when you click them
	10:02pm flannery: his inflection is a lil like david sedaris lol
	10:02pm coelacanth∅: it's never too cold to take my pants off for you, Franco
	10:02pm Franco Twinkie: My man!
	10:03pm coelacanth∅: just be careful!
	10:04pm Franco Twinkie: It looks kind of...I don't know....do you have insurance for that thing?
	10:04pm yen: always a trip to see the person who assumed the "coelacanth" name is still posting after all these years. I'm the OG that gets no credit, but I'll get a footnote in the history book.
	10:04pm Andres: Need to talk to that Finnish cross country skier about what constitutes cold.
	🧂 10:04pm solo mon: Confessions of a shit addict OLO
	10:04pm flannery: hell yes! teddy & the frat girls!
	10:05pm StringOFperils: Ooze out baloney. Wow. Poetry
	10:05pm arb: Were you saying Rölling Stëins sounded like David Sedaris? I can hear it, she's the vocalist in Girls On Fire too
	🧂 10:05pm solo mon: Hahahahha! File under prolapse rock
	10:06pm Little Danny: 'some people like tit'
	10:06pm StringOFperils: A prolapse in judgement
	10:06pm flannery: its a chick! even better
	10:06pm yen: brown sound
	10:06pm headcleaner: Now here's someone in touch with their inner sanctum
	🧂 10:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): yen: how can you get credit if we can't friend you and stalk you?
	10:10pm Greg Arden: Oh hi! Did someone say pussy?
	10:10pm Franco Twinkie: I remember sometime back in the mid-seventies reading a 'think piece' in Rolling Stone. Lou Reed was in one of low periods I guess. He had a glass coffee table in his apartment where a hooker would squat on top of, take a big shit and then wipe her ass with slices of baloney. I can't remember who was under the table.
	10:10pm Little Danny: hi eileen
	10:11pm arb: Greggy!! Hi!
	10:11pm arb: This song is dedicated to Fur Burger
	10:12pm Greg Arden: Hi my little downtown ARBie!!
	🧂 10:12pm solo mon: Aww fur burger- I heard they work at the airport now.
	🧂 10:12pm solo mon: Greg!
	10:13pm Greg Arden: They have Firburgers at The Doug Fir. My mom was put off ever so much. Who would eat that?
	10:13pm Greg Arden: Hello Solo!
	🧂 10:13pm solo mon: Soupy Faux
	10:14pm Greg Arden: Hi Baba!! Hi Little Dan Dan!
	10:14pm StringOFperils: Soupy fucks
	🧂 10:14pm solo mon: Sue is a teeny bit Sandra Bernhard
	10:15pm Greg Arden: Ugh I’ve had a couple soupy fucks in the 90s! Yikes!
	10:15pm Little Danny: hi l'greg!!!
	10:15pm Franco Twinkie: A soupy fuck is a qweefsters favorite lunch.
	10:15pm Greg Arden: Hi StrinGOFPerils!!
	10:17pm Little Danny: yes to this mix arb!!!!
	10:17pm StringOFperils: Hi Greg. I'm learning a lot!
	🧂 10:18pm solo mon: Soupy Sails over Poopy Pails
	10:18pm Greg Arden: Great Show yesterday Little Danny! I really need to reschedule my Thursday karaoke so I can get the whole show!
	🧂 10:18pm chresti: Nice music pairing
	10:18pm Little Danny: yes you doo greg!!! thank you!!!
	10:18pm coelacanth∅: i used to date Sue P. Fuck but she slipped out of my grasp.
	🧂 10:19pm solo mon: Kathy Acker!
	10:19pm Greg Arden: This is educational shit SOP!
	10:19pm arb: Scathe Core
	10:19pm Greg Arden: Scrapple core!
	🧂 10:19pm solo mon: Scathey Acker
	10:20pm Greg Arden: What is scrapple? my mom thought it was déclassé so I never learned. ACK!
	10:21pm Franco Twinkie: Aren't human bodies a wonderful thing?
	10:21pm Greg Arden: Solo have you eaten anyone else’s scrapple?
	10:22pm Franco Twinkie: This sounds like the news today.
	🧂 10:22pm solo mon: No because I can reach my own.
	10:23pm Greg Arden: Baba do you have a scrapple recipe? It’s nearly impossible to search a recipe online. For me🙃
	10:23pm Little Danny: i used to cook scrapple for pallid porcine pennsylvanians in my short-order cook days, it's disgusting and i love hot dogs
	🧂 10:23pm solo mon: I love who’re heartedly
	🧂 10:24pm Ken From Hyde Park: Throbbing Gristle, beside a band name, would make a good brand name for a scrapple product.
	10:24pm Little Danny: i am so down with these catholic motifs
	🧂 10:24pm solo mon: Pallid porcine Pennsylvanians lovely words Danny!
	10:25pm Franco Twinkie: What exactly is scrapple? I've heard that word my whole life and have no idea what it is.
	10:25pm Greg Arden: I vaguely recall selling my soul to the highest bidding power to eat my own scrapple. But it was never recognized by the Catholic Church.
	10:25pm Greg Arden: Okay I know this by heart l love it so much.
	🧂 10:25pm solo mon: Two Karens in one night!
	10:25pm Little Danny: i wonder how many of these artists are lapsed catholics?
	10:26pm Franco Twinkie: Danny, you get it. Been a Catholic is full of surprises you find out.
	🧂 10:26pm solo mon: prolapsed Catholics
	10:27pm Greg Arden: I AM that burnt out blonde haired fussy bitch!!!
	10:27pm Little Danny: hehe franco i know! on paper i should have been catholic!
	10:28pm StringOFperils: You get to be bad, AND confess it in a little closet that smells like old man and bibles an incense when you just wanna go out there and buy candy
	10:28pm Franco Twinkie: There are worlds within worlds Danny.
	🧂 10:28pm solo mon: Macadamia turds 💩 🌰
	10:28pm Greg Arden: I would be catholic if they believed this.
	10:29pm Little Danny: i think i wish i could bottle that smell stringy
	🧂 10:29pm solo mon: flavor: Karen Finley’s Ice cream revenge
	10:29pm Greg Arden: I mean KF is talking about sacrifice. In a roundabout way. 🐀
	10:29pm StringOFperils: Old Spite
	10:30pm arb: That one is included in the RadiOdorama cards
	10:30pm Little Danny: lol stringy omg hahaha
	🧂 10:30pm solo mon: SOP OLO
	10:30pm Greg Arden: Confessional Booth scent story please for the unconfirmed….
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: That's the part that still makes me delirious - sin/absolution, sin/absolution. It's a lifestyle, you know.
	10:32pm Greg Arden: I mean I know a priest smells like old books and tobacco. Plus Right Guard and Zest soap.
	10:32pm Franco Twinkie: Lemme go pee and I'll tell you one.
	🧂 10:32pm solo mon: Somewhere in Sin Sin Natty
	10:33pm coelacanth∅: never experienced the confessional, even though i was supposedly catholic. my parents were crappy catholics.
	🧂 10:34pm solo mon: I thought they smelled like pineal glands
	10:34pm Greg Arden: Nuns are plus Zest minus Right Guard plus Baby Powder.
	10:34pm coelacanth∅: smoked pineals
	10:34pm Greg Arden: I was the only unconfirmed catholic in a family of eleven kids.
	🧂 10:35pm chresti: Plus starch
	🧂 10:35pm Kat in recovery from Catholic childhood: Confession scared me
	10:35pm Greg Arden: Spray Starch! Spot on!!
	10:35pm flannery: u want a good scary book get that childhood book of saints
	10:36pm StringOFperils: Nuns are unscented and pretty much un-everything. They should be called Uns. But one of em taught me to read music so there's a little devil in there somewhere.
	10:36pm Greg Arden: My house was rife with clergy regularly.
	10:37pm arb: Lol for Uns
	10:38pm Greg Arden: Oh my Cha Cha StringogPerils! Hahaha!
	🧂 10:38pm chresti: I imagine nuns washing with Ivory soap,
	10:39pm Greg Arden: Ivory dish soap while they wash the dishes.
	10:39pm StringOFperils: Gotta smell nice for Jesus.
	10:39pm Greg Arden: Or Lava because it’s like sandpaper.
	🧂 10:40pm solo mon: So the Un cola was for nuns?
	10:40pm Greg Arden: I bet Jesus smells amazing.
	10:41pm Little Danny: i love lava soap and discomfort
	10:41pm StringOFperils: Jesus probably smelled like smoked fish and sawdust and nervous perspiration. And old wine breath.
	10:41pm coelacanth∅: Jesus does smell amazing
	10:41pm flannery: but when they wrapped him up with herbs and whatnot
	10:41pm flannery: i think of jesus i think "ointment"
	10:42pm Franco Twinkie: My first and last confession: I was briefed not to to talk about anything sexual unless I wanted to get cozy with the priest, so I had to resort to vandalism. I told him I tried to derail a train, but failing that I lit a parked diesel engine on fire. He suggested I send my allowance to the railroad as penance. I thought it was the funniest thing I ever heard. I thought is this guy serious? I was only getting fifty cents a week!
	10:42pm Greg Arden: Smelled? Will smell? Anyway I have to get go get dinner because next weeks bicker…
	10:42pm StringOFperils: He was pretty florid once he started wearing Mary Magdalene's outfits.
	10:42pm coelacanth∅: he smalls like quality patchouli and fresh kindbud
	10:42pm Little Danny: carinaalanson.com...
	🧂 10:43pm solo mon: I know what it’s like to be a martyr.
	10:43pm Little Danny: not the malodor of discontent, fear, judgment, or discouragement, apparently
	🧂 10:45pm solo mon: Phew, who martyrd?!
	10:46pm coelacanth∅: we stopped going to church when i was pretty little. by then i think my only sin was looking up Sandy Blumenfeld's dress during naptime.
	10:46pm northguineahills: @WR: I comment when I'm around my lappy. @franco: You're thinking of Vito Acconci (the artist)
	10:47pm northguineahills: Thanks for noticing, WR (Feeling better).
	10:47pm Franco Twinkie: Did he start a fire on railroad property?
	🧂 10:48pm solo mon: Hippy Shit- there a cologne called that.
	10:50pm flannery: u guys should get john hinckley jr on cha cha heels
	10:51pm northguineahills: Not that I know of, but, one of his installations was deemed offensive and set on fire in Middlebury...
	🧂 10:51pm WR: solo @10:45 0L0
	10:51pm coelacanth∅: fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou ... this sounds like me when i'm on the phone with the internet company
	🧂 10:52pm chresti: Us kids were sent to Pisscopalian churches.
	10:52pm spodiodi: sounds like me when i'm awake
	🧂 10:52pm solo mon: My parents would be so proud if we got Hinkley.
	10:52pm FUCK PUTIN: oh, and by the way, Fuck pootin
	10:52pm flannery: he seems extremely online lately
	10:53pm Franco Twinkie: Oh, okay. I know about him masturbating under a table, but not much else.
	🧂 10:53pm chresti: Fuck Pootfuck
	10:53pm coelacanth∅: hahaha... new hampshuh people are bad-aASS
	10:55pm Franco Twinkie: I don't know if it's possible, put I'd like to try and stop saying fuck. I'm going to try and give it up for Lent.
	10:57pm spodiodi: thanks, ARB! never to late for meet the feebles
	10:58pm coelacanth∅: i'll give up saying fuck, as long as i can still say motherfucker, fuckall, fucking cunt, fucking piece of shit, and fuck you motherfucking shit for brains asshole.
	🧂 10:58pm WR: Fuck, We've cum to the end. Casual cursing can be very hard to suddenly stop. I remember suddenly being around friend's young children and having to really watch that some didn't just pop out.
	10:58pm Franco Twinkie: You are an evil genius! I think you should be teaching at UCLA.
	🧂 10:59pm chresti: Thanks arb! Fucking brilliant as always!
	10:59pm Franco Twinkie: I want more fuck talk! Oops- see what I mean?
	🧂 10:59pm solo mon: Thanks for the mind fuck ARB!
	10:59pm headcleaner: Is it over already? No fucking way!
	11:00pm Little Danny: it's the lord's work thank you ARB!!! i'm cleansed!!!
	11:00pm flannery: lifes a queef.... thank u arb
	11:01pm coelacanth∅: WR i don't know why but i've managed to curb the naughty language around sheltered children and some older folks, then go right back to it a block up the road!
	🧂 11:01pm WR: That Chester Himes had to accept replacing "motherfucker" in his books with the apparently more acceptable "mother raper" has stuck with me. Is it any different these daze?
	11:01pm StringOFperils: Thank you Sister Arb. I mean Holy Fuck, what a show already.
	🧂 11:02pm solo mon: Faggetaboutit
	11:02pm Greg Arden: Does it mean I’m gay if this makes me pointy?
	11:03pm Greg Arden: My inner Ernie is gagging!
	11:03pm Franco Twinkie: I'm going to go wash my dirty fucking ass, and then go to bed....fuckers.
	11:04pm Little Danny: who is inside your inner ernie greg
	11:04pm Greg Arden: Great show ARB! Thanks for participating!
	11:04pm coelacanth∅: WR - that's along the lines of people saying "F that" and such; or typing "f-in" or "sht"... it's very childish. they're thinking the words and everyone who hears it or sees it thinks the words. so it's just puritan controlling bullshit. i mean bullsht.
	11:04pm arb: group gag at the end
	🧂 11:04pm WR: Guess it is time to get the fuck out.
	11:05pm arb: thanks for putting up with me!
	11:06pm flannery: thank YOU
	11:06pm Greg Arden: Gator if I’m honest, his carrot and his needle nose pliers really. Little Dan Dan. 🤗
	11:06pm coelacanth∅: Thanks for putting out for us!
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: I’m going to have several sarcastic orgasms this weekend.
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: Sargasms
	11:08pm Greg Arden: I’m just going to say Nonononnononnonno to drugs I want you to get high in meeee! Through your nose hole!
	11:08pm Franco Twinkie: YOU are fucking brilliant! Now go to midnight confession, throw yourself on the ground and roll around spitting up blood.
	11:09pm coelacanth∅: while rubbing opiates into your crotch
	11:09pm Greg Arden: Gnoight y’all! Thanks ARB!!
	🧂 11:17pm WR: Thank you.
	🧂 11:20pm WR: It is interesting that nearly no cross overs from Monday Arbitrarium showed up. Pretty much Cha Cha regulars. Maybe we be the ones who are stay at homies on a Friday night.
	12:31am Perfect Penguin: It looked like Garth on the street the other day!!

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Artist	Track	Album	Approx. start time
The Android Sisters	The FCC, Whee	Pull No Punches	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Sheer Smegma	The Egg Man Don't Cometh	Audio Suicide	0:02:27 (Pop-up)
Jing Jing Luo	Monologue Part 1 (excerpt)	Tellus #19: New Music China	0:03:22 (Pop-up)
Karen Finley	I'm An Ass Man "I'm An Ass Man" by "Karen Finley"	The Uproar Tapes	0:03:23 (Pop-up)
Sarcastic Orgasm	You Are What You Fuck	Return Of The Tapemaster	0:08:35 (Pop-up)
Stripsearch	Galileo "Galileo" by "Stripsearch"	7"	0:12:28 (Pop-up)
Amps For Christ	Those Thing "Those Thing" by "Amps For Christ"	The Oak In The Ashes	0:14:13 (Pop-up)
RZA	Starfight "Starfight" by "RZA"	The Composer	0:14:56 (Pop-up)
Everton Sylvester	Well "Well" by "Everton Sylvester"	Flippin' The Script	0:14:58 (Pop-up)
Cole Ynda	Manslaughter "Manslaughter" by "Cole Ynda"	Voices Of The Angels	0:19:40 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Steve Thomsen	Untitled 8 "Untitled 8" by "Steve Thomsen"	Retrospective II	0:20:27 (Pop-up)
Eye	Logo Indentity "Logo Indentity" by "Eye"	1000+1 Tilt #6 - Dreams & the Machine	0:23:51 (Pop-up)
Felix Kubin	Fuckmaschine Of Town "Fuckmaschine Of Town" by "Felix Kubin"	Filmmusik	0:26:45 (Pop-up)
Girls On Fire	Helen Schwab "Helen Schwab" by "Girls On Fire"	In My Blood	0:27:15 (Pop-up)
Gold Chains	Could Care Less "Could Care Less" by "Gold Chains"	Misery Loves Company	0:30:17 (Pop-up)
Janine Gordon	Mosh Pit "Mosh Pit" by "Janine Gordon"	Whitney Biennial 2002	0:33:56 (Pop-up)
Beck	Muthafukka "Muthafukka" by "Beck"	Golden Feelings	0:38:28 (Pop-up)
Minty	Useless Man "Useless Man" by "Minty"	Open Wide	0:40:35 (Pop-up)
Steve Thomsen	Moonmilk/Untitled "Moonmilk/Untitled" by "Steve Thomsen"	Retrospective II	0:44:59 (Pop-up)
Jack Marlow & Llys Dana	The Dog "The Dog" by "Jack Marlow & Llys Dana"	Court Circuit Manifesto	0:45:00 (Pop-up)
Emily Faryna	Fuck The Dog "Fuck The Dog" by "Emily Faryna"	Tape Works 1984-1990	0:53:05 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Steve Thomsen	Thistleblows "Thistleblows" by "Steve Thomsen"	Folding Pineapple	0:56:54 (Pop-up)
Rölling Stëins	Wade Thru Wreckage	Stilltribe	1:00:02 (Pop-up)
Leslie Singer	Fass Binder Had A Good Designer	Confessions Of A Shit Addict	1:03:12 (Pop-up)
Teddy & The Frat Girls	Alophen Baby	Audio Suicide	1:04:33 (Pop-up)
TISM	The Art-Income Dialect "The Art-Income Dialect" by "TISM"	This Is Serious Mum	1:07:23 (Pop-up)
Solar Skeletons	We Won't Kiss "We Won't Kiss" by "Solar Skeletons"	20 Years Of Night On Earth : Your Egotrip's Nightmare	1:08:46 (Pop-up)
Eileen Myles	Always Put My Pussy "Always Put My Pussy" by "Eileen Myles"	Aloha / Irish Trees	1:10:14 (Pop-up)
Sue P. Fox	Imaginary Friend "Imaginary Friend" by "Sue P. Fox"	Light A Match, Spark A Life	1:11:41 (Pop-up)
Xentos Fray Bentos	The Fly Sex Psychologist	I Am Fly	1:16:20 (Pop-up)
Alessandro Alessandroni	Fusione "Fusione" by "Alessandro Alessandroni"	Industrial	1:16:22 (Pop-up)
Kathy Acker	The Story Of St. Gallbladder	Pussy	1:18:04 (Pop-up)
Alessandro Alessandroni	Viabilità	Industrial	1:18:05 (Pop-up)
Master Slave Relationship	You're So Fucking Wrong	The Love Of A Saint	1:23:31 (Pop-up)
Romans	Membrum Lucis "Membrum Lucis" by "Romans"	Bethel	1:25:14 (Pop-up)
Karen Finley	Party Animal "Party Animal" by "Karen Finley"	Like A Girl, I Want You To Keep Coming	1:25:15 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Steve Thomsen	The Last Monkey "The Last Monkey" by "Steve Thomsen"	Conglomerate Ceiling	1:30:37 (Pop-up)
Nomy Lamm	Fuckaroo (No Authority)	Effigy	1:34:08 (Pop-up)
No Bra	Doherfuckher "Doherfuckher" by "No Bra"	Dance And Walk	1:36:54 (Pop-up)
Huggy Bear	Pro No From Now "Pro No From Now" by "Huggy Bear"	Taking The Rough With The Smooch	1:39:21 (Pop-up)
Michael Peppe	City "City" by "Michael Peppe"	Life Itself: The Greatest Hits Of Michael Peppe (1979-1982)	1:41:33 (Pop-up)
Little Fyodor	The Age Of Resignation	Idiots Are Closer To God	1:44:16 (Pop-up)
Peter Dasent	Hippy Shit! "Hippy Shit!" by "Peter Dasent"	Meet the Feebles	1:47:55 (Pop-up)
Natural High	Number Two "Number Two" by "Natural High"	Give Me That Dog Penis Popsicle	1:49:34 (Pop-up)
Witchy Poo	A For Effort "A For Effort" by "Witchy Poo"	Pitching Woo	1:50:24 (Pop-up)
Witchy Poo	LOL With Fear "LOL With Fear" by "Witchy Poo"	Pitching Woo	1:50:46 (Pop-up)
Suckdog	Dover Cops Suck "Dover Cops Suck" by "Suckdog"	Onward Suckdog Soldiers	1:52:46 (Pop-up)
Laurie Anderson	Etherharp "Etherharp" by "Laurie Anderson"	Visionaire 53 Sound	1:55:07 (Pop-up)
Ethyl Meatplow	For My Sleepy Lover	Happy Days, Sweetheart	1:55:08 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Steve Thomsen	Lethargic Thermometers	Folding Pineapple	1:55:48 (Pop-up)
Michael Lally	All Of The Above "All Of The Above" by "Michael Lally"	Big Ego	1:59:20 (Pop-up)
Blood Axis & Les Joyaux De La Princesse	Absinthia Taetra (Opaline)	Absinthe - La Folie Verte	1:59:24 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	🧂 8:53pm WR: It's near time.
	🧂 8:56pm solo mon: I’m here for the nonononononos
	🧂 8:57pm solo mon: Waving my widdle wed fwag
	🧂 8:59pm Aitch: the long ARB of the law
	🧂 9:00pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Fuck the FCC!
	🧂 9:01pm Kat in Chicago: F WORD FRIDAY
	🧂 9:01pm solo mon: Fu CC
	9:01pm StringOFperils: F is for FCC
	🧂 9:01pm B R M: ... annnnnnd clicky star this episode.
	🧂 9:02pm solo mon: “Pee on me FCC”
	🧂 9:02pm chresti: Wheee!
	9:02pm Little Danny: hello arb and freedom fraternity!!!
	🧂 9:02pm WR: I am only monitoring and reporting, what THEY do with the information has nothing to do wth me.
	🧂 9:03pm solo mon: Sheer smegma curtains
	9:03pm Morgan: whoa nellie
	9:03pm Little Danny: outstanding
	9:03pm arb: Hi carnations!! 🌸🚩🌸🚩🌸
	🧂 9:04pm solo mon: God bless Karen Finley 🚩
	9:04pm Franco Twinkie: Talk dirty and thrill us.
	9:04pm flannery: what the FUCK is up
	🧂 9:04pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): I never thought I'd feel nostalgic for Finley
	🧂 9:04pm WR: Her-she barred.
	9:05pm Morgan: Karen Finley is a real american hero
	9:05pm ?!: And this little piggy went whee whee whee all the way to the arbitrarium!
	9:05pm Little Danny: strong out of the gate!!!
	🧂 9:05pm solo mon: Bring your own tuna casserole
	9:06pm Little Danny: seems fcc friendly enough though
	9:06pm arb: Welcome everyone, thanks for tuning in to F-Word Friday WR! solo! Aitch! Mx. Baba Bee! Kat! StringO! B R M! Chresti! Little Danny! Morgan! Franco! flannery! ?!!
	9:06pm StringOFperils: Even the FCC must have a back door.
	🧂 9:06pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): being a performance artist student in the late 80's, it was nearly impossible to not steal from Karen Finley
	9:07pm flannery: just remembering the local radio edit of kendrick lamar that went "show me somethin natural like butt with some stretch marks"
	🧂 9:07pm solo mon: The FCC is 95% Taint.
	9:07pm spodiodi: aloha, ARB and fuckerati. here for das rump
	9:07pm Franco Twinkie: Lick the crack of their pants!? Why I never!!
	🧂 9:08pm solo mon: Mx Baba Bee! SFAI memories ;-)
	9:08pm Franco Twinkie: Feet of clay - can't handle a bloodbath.
	🧂 9:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): solo: totes. Studio 10: gaping assholes and pineapple fuckers all day and all night
	🧂 9:09pm WR: Word! Mx Baba Beekins!
	🧂 9:09pm chresti: Mx Baba Beekins!
	🧂 9:09pm solo mon: Tantric sex is passé- nowadays is all about a sarcastic orgasm.
	🧂 9:09pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): chrestifuckingkins!
	9:10pm arb: the official orgasm of the arbitrarium
	9:10pm arb: Hi spodi!!
	9:10pm Franco Twinkie: Let's fuckin' fuuuuck!!!
	🧂 9:10pm chresti: fuckityfuckinkins!
	🧂 9:10pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): ha ha!
	🧂 9:11pm WR: Get Fucked! Franco!
	🧂 9:11pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): does subbing for cha cha heels put this chat into the running for the year end awards special?
	🧂 9:11pm solo mon: Twat?! I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
	9:12pm Morgan: @MxBabaBee a whole school of speculum performance art
	🧂 9:13pm Kat in Chicago: haha, I went to one of Annie Sprinkle's shows, in a tiny basement club in Chicago many moons ago
	🧂 9:13pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): @Morgan: when you started performance art classes, they handed you a starter kit: jar of mayonnaise, speculum, hammer and giant, rusty nails, gutter wig and your choice of fuckable produce
	🧂 9:14pm chresti: Holo solo mono!
	🧂 9:14pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): oh, and either a gallon of glitter or a piund of glass shards
	🧂 9:14pm solo mon: Hi chresti!
	9:14pm flannery: this is really upsetting my children
	9:15pm ?!: WR: it's certain that chresti can confirm the Franco gets fucked on a fairly regular basis. That is if she's not shy about saying so ?
	🧂 9:16pm solo mon: SFAI: Pudding was popular to roll around in. Also peeing in a bathtub and filming it.
	9:16pm spodiodi: this is great
	🧂 9:16pm solo mon: And Belgian waffles 🧇
	🧂 9:17pm chresti: Piss on your Polo ha ha.
	9:17pm Little Danny: yeah love this!
	9:17pm yen: I'm starting to really fucking get into this internet only shit!
	🧂 9:18pm solo mon: Performance Fart 🎭 💨
	🧂 9:18pm Ken From Hyde Park: Do you solemnly swear to swear all the swears and nothing but the swears?
	🧂 9:18pm WR: Nice mix ARB.
	🧂 9:18pm solo mon: Fuck yeah, Fridays
	9:19pm yen: the normal programming isn't doing it for me but this is hitting the spot
	9:19pm Solo mon official: Blah blah blah fuck blah blah blah! 😬
	9:19pm Franco Twinkie: I feel my life was a failure since I didn't go to art school.
	🧂 9:19pm chresti: Ha Ken from f*ck Park!
	9:20pm Little Danny: who is solo mon official
	9:20pm Solo mon official: Do my bidding!!🦾
	🧂 9:20pm Ken From Hyde Park: %@#$%, chresti!
	🧂 9:21pm solo mon: I’m off brand apparently.
	9:21pm Solo mon official: Three guesses and the first poo don’t count! 🐀
	🧂 9:22pm solo mon: I know who you did last summer.
	9:23pm Solo mon official: I ho who you slit last bunghole!
	9:23pm Franco Twinkie: Could this possibly be the fifth steam(filth stream)on WFMU? Talk about a cash cow!
	9:23pm Doug Schulkind: Hi ARB! Hello blue lovers!
	🧂 9:23pm solo mon: The filth Dimension
	🧂 9:24pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): Franco: Yet you are an artiste cum lawdie at The University of the Imagination. I'll get a diploma to you ASAP.
	9:24pm Solo mon official: Hi everyone I’m solo! I’m so cute and fun! 🤗
	9:24pm Little Danny: hi doug!
	9:25pm northguineahills: Hellos!
	9:25pm ?!: More like a Trash cow !
	9:26pm Franco Twinkie: It's nice to be recognized for who you really are, Baba.
	🧂 9:26pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): hey, Daddy Doug! Hope you brought a bar of soap for all these potty mouths.
	🧂 9:27pm solo mon: You all have doppelgängers out there too. They just haven’t found you yet.
	9:27pm Andres: F-word Friday? Frittata Friday!
	🧂 9:28pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): People have dressed as me for halloween several times, including my high school choir teacher and a partner who went to a party I wasn't at.
	9:28pm headcleaner: Hellos to all my fellow gutterfolk
	9:29pm Andres: Re. doppelgängers. I once met a couple on a bus tour who swore that everything about me was exactly the same as their friend back home. They spent quite a bit of time just staring and listening to my voice.
	9:29pm Doug Schulkind: Wash our mouths out with poop.
	9:29pm arb: Hi yen! Hi Ken! Hi Doug! hi northguineahills! Hi Andres! Hi headcleaner!
	🧂 9:29pm solo mon: Hi headcleaner welcome to the Tourette’s tent
	🧂 9:29pm WR: Recognitions and repeat. Hello NGH. Good to see you around more recently.
	🧂 9:30pm chresti: Felix Kubin ♥
	9:30pm spodiodi: GOld Chains!!!! w00t
	🧂 9:30pm solo mon: OLO Doug!
	9:30pm spodiodi: one of my FAVE gc tracks too
	🧂 9:31pm solo mon: Love gold chains
	9:31pm spodiodi: fuck the fuck
	9:31pm Franco Twinkie: I recognize this person.
	🧂 9:31pm chresti: This is like an alt loosing my edge
	9:32pm arb: Zeek Sheck one of my pantheons on this track too!
	🧂 9:32pm Kat in Fucking Freezing Chicago: haha chresti!
	9:33pm headcleaner: @Doug - just got caught up with this morning's Kaddish + Albertyn set - fine stuff
	9:33pm headcleaner: Or better said: some fucking fine stuff
	9:34pm spodiodi: ARB you got me breathing all fucky. thank you
	9:34pm Morgan: aw please play fuck the pain away
	9:34pm Franco Twinkie: I feel refreshed - all is forgiven.
	9:37pm Doug Schulkind: @headcleaner So pleased you liked it.
	9:38pm Franco Twinkie: Demolish all that you love then take a nap.
	9:38pm ?!: Just got back from a pee break, Oh wait.... I can say piss on this show, or carnation I !
	9:40pm Franco Twinkie: Be all that you can be.
	🧂 9:41pm solo mon: Useless man. Love it.
	🧂 9:41pm solo mon: Pee all that you can pee.
	🧂 9:42pm Kat in Fucking Freezing Chicago: Catchy tune
	9:42pm Morgan: Minty
	9:42pm Franco Twinkie: Start with hope then work backwards.
	🧂 9:42pm solo mon: When he does it double time LOL
	9:45pm Little Danny: amazing
	9:46pm Franco Twinkie: Can we talk about blood qweefing?
	🧂 9:46pm solo mon: I’m dying AND being born again rn
	9:46pm arb: blweefing
	🧂 9:46pm solo mon: Red rocket
	9:50pm flannery: damn
	9:51pm Andres: This dog breeding tutorial took a turn.
	9:51pm Franco Twinkie: This is just biology with an aristocratic flair.
	9:52pm flannery: this guy is obsessed
	9:52pm StringOFperils: Well she's totally fucked, I'd say.
	🧂 9:52pm Kat in Intercourse, PA: I'd say so
	🧂 9:52pm chresti: A nature documentary
	9:52pm ?!: Going forwards we'll be starting with soap to wash our dirty filthy fucking mouths with after this show,
	9:52pm Franco Twinkie: Does he ever stop for a cup of tea?
	9:53pm arb: only 2 clicky stars on that one????
	🧂 9:53pm solo mon: OLO SOP
	9:54pm arb: We're up to 3, any more clicky stars? Come on!!!
	9:55pm arb: Re: Jack Marlow
	🧂 9:55pm solo mon: Can we have a red flag to click instead?
	9:55pm flannery: jack marlow has the nice quality of feeling like something you would find after a beloved grandparent dies
	🧂 9:56pm solo mon: Someone with tertiary syphilis and a home recorder.
	9:59pm coelacanth∅: hello arb
	10:00pm arb: Hi coelacanthø
	🧂 10:00pm solo mon: That Jack Marlowe is my only clickety star so far this year.
	10:00pm Franco Twinkie: Coel, I know it's cold there, but do you think you could take you're pants off?
	10:01pm arb: Yes we needs flag outlines instead of stars that turn red when you click them
	10:02pm flannery: his inflection is a lil like david sedaris lol
	10:02pm coelacanth∅: it's never too cold to take my pants off for you, Franco
	10:02pm Franco Twinkie: My man!
	10:03pm coelacanth∅: just be careful!
	10:04pm Franco Twinkie: It looks kind of...I don't know....do you have insurance for that thing?
	10:04pm yen: always a trip to see the person who assumed the "coelacanth" name is still posting after all these years. I'm the OG that gets no credit, but I'll get a footnote in the history book.
	10:04pm Andres: Need to talk to that Finnish cross country skier about what constitutes cold.
	🧂 10:04pm solo mon: Confessions of a shit addict OLO
	10:04pm flannery: hell yes! teddy & the frat girls!
	10:05pm StringOFperils: Ooze out baloney. Wow. Poetry
	10:05pm arb: Were you saying Rölling Stëins sounded like David Sedaris? I can hear it, she's the vocalist in Girls On Fire too
	🧂 10:05pm solo mon: Hahahahha! File under prolapse rock
	10:06pm Little Danny: 'some people like tit'
	10:06pm StringOFperils: A prolapse in judgement
	10:06pm flannery: its a chick! even better
	10:06pm yen: brown sound
	10:06pm headcleaner: Now here's someone in touch with their inner sanctum
	🧂 10:07pm Mx. Baba Bee (e/they): yen: how can you get credit if we can't friend you and stalk you?
	10:10pm Greg Arden: Oh hi! Did someone say pussy?
	10:10pm Franco Twinkie: I remember sometime back in the mid-seventies reading a 'think piece' in Rolling Stone. Lou Reed was in one of low periods I guess. He had a glass coffee table in his apartment where a hooker would squat on top of, take a big shit and then wipe her ass with slices of baloney. I can't remember who was under the table.
	10:10pm Little Danny: hi eileen
	10:11pm arb: Greggy!! Hi!
	10:11pm arb: This song is dedicated to Fur Burger
	10:12pm Greg Arden: Hi my little downtown ARBie!!
	🧂 10:12pm solo mon: Aww fur burger- I heard they work at the airport now.
	🧂 10:12pm solo mon: Greg!
	10:13pm Greg Arden: They have Firburgers at The Doug Fir. My mom was put off ever so much. Who would eat that?
	10:13pm Greg Arden: Hello Solo!
	🧂 10:13pm solo mon: Soupy Faux
	10:14pm Greg Arden: Hi Baba!! Hi Little Dan Dan!
	10:14pm StringOFperils: Soupy fucks
	🧂 10:14pm solo mon: Sue is a teeny bit Sandra Bernhard
	10:15pm Greg Arden: Ugh I’ve had a couple soupy fucks in the 90s! Yikes!
	10:15pm Little Danny: hi l'greg!!!
	10:15pm Franco Twinkie: A soupy fuck is a qweefsters favorite lunch.
	10:15pm Greg Arden: Hi StrinGOFPerils!!
	10:17pm Little Danny: yes to this mix arb!!!!
	10:17pm StringOFperils: Hi Greg. I'm learning a lot!
	🧂 10:18pm solo mon: Soupy Sails over Poopy Pails
	10:18pm Greg Arden: Great Show yesterday Little Danny! I really need to reschedule my Thursday karaoke so I can get the whole show!
	🧂 10:18pm chresti: Nice music pairing
	10:18pm Little Danny: yes you doo greg!!! thank you!!!
	10:18pm coelacanth∅: i used to date Sue P. Fuck but she slipped out of my grasp.
	🧂 10:19pm solo mon: Kathy Acker!
	10:19pm Greg Arden: This is educational shit SOP!
	10:19pm arb: Scathe Core
	10:19pm Greg Arden: Scrapple core!
	🧂 10:19pm solo mon: Scathey Acker
	10:20pm Greg Arden: What is scrapple? my mom thought it was déclassé so I never learned. ACK!
	10:21pm Franco Twinkie: Aren't human bodies a wonderful thing?
	10:21pm Greg Arden: Solo have you eaten anyone else’s scrapple?
	10:22pm Franco Twinkie: This sounds like the news today.
	🧂 10:22pm solo mon: No because I can reach my own.
	10:23pm Greg Arden: Baba do you have a scrapple recipe? It’s nearly impossible to search a recipe online. For me🙃
	10:23pm Little Danny: i used to cook scrapple for pallid porcine pennsylvanians in my short-order cook days, it's disgusting and i love hot dogs
	🧂 10:23pm solo mon: I love who’re heartedly
	🧂 10:24pm Ken From Hyde Park: Throbbing Gristle, beside a band name, would make a good brand name for a scrapple product.
	10:24pm Little Danny: i am so down with these catholic motifs
	🧂 10:24pm solo mon: Pallid porcine Pennsylvanians lovely words Danny!
	10:25pm Franco Twinkie: What exactly is scrapple? I've heard that word my whole life and have no idea what it is.
	10:25pm Greg Arden: I vaguely recall selling my soul to the highest bidding power to eat my own scrapple. But it was never recognized by the Catholic Church.
	10:25pm Greg Arden: Okay I know this by heart l love it so much.
	🧂 10:25pm solo mon: Two Karens in one night!
	10:25pm Little Danny: i wonder how many of these artists are lapsed catholics?
	10:26pm Franco Twinkie: Danny, you get it. Been a Catholic is full of surprises you find out.
	🧂 10:26pm solo mon: prolapsed Catholics
	10:27pm Greg Arden: I AM that burnt out blonde haired fussy bitch!!!
	10:27pm Little Danny: hehe franco i know! on paper i should have been catholic!
	10:28pm StringOFperils: You get to be bad, AND confess it in a little closet that smells like old man and bibles an incense when you just wanna go out there and buy candy
	10:28pm Franco Twinkie: There are worlds within worlds Danny.
	🧂 10:28pm solo mon: Macadamia turds 💩 🌰
	10:28pm Greg Arden: I would be catholic if they believed this.
	10:29pm Little Danny: i think i wish i could bottle that smell stringy
	🧂 10:29pm solo mon: flavor: Karen Finley’s Ice cream revenge
	10:29pm Greg Arden: I mean KF is talking about sacrifice. In a roundabout way. 🐀
	10:29pm StringOFperils: Old Spite
	10:30pm arb: That one is included in the RadiOdorama cards
	10:30pm Little Danny: lol stringy omg hahaha
	🧂 10:30pm solo mon: SOP OLO
	10:30pm Greg Arden: Confessional Booth scent story please for the unconfirmed….
	10:31pm Franco Twinkie: That's the part that still makes me delirious - sin/absolution, sin/absolution. It's a lifestyle, you know.
	10:32pm Greg Arden: I mean I know a priest smells like old books and tobacco. Plus Right Guard and Zest soap.
	10:32pm Franco Twinkie: Lemme go pee and I'll tell you one.
	🧂 10:32pm solo mon: Somewhere in Sin Sin Natty
	10:33pm coelacanth∅: never experienced the confessional, even though i was supposedly catholic. my parents were crappy catholics.
	🧂 10:34pm solo mon: I thought they smelled like pineal glands
	10:34pm Greg Arden: Nuns are plus Zest minus Right Guard plus Baby Powder.
	10:34pm coelacanth∅: smoked pineals
	10:34pm Greg Arden: I was the only unconfirmed catholic in a family of eleven kids.
	🧂 10:35pm chresti: Plus starch
	🧂 10:35pm Kat in recovery from Catholic childhood: Confession scared me
	10:35pm Greg Arden: Spray Starch! Spot on!!
	10:35pm flannery: u want a good scary book get that childhood book of saints
	10:36pm StringOFperils: Nuns are unscented and pretty much un-everything. They should be called Uns. But one of em taught me to read music so there's a little devil in there somewhere.
	10:36pm Greg Arden: My house was rife with clergy regularly.
	10:37pm arb: Lol for Uns
	10:38pm Greg Arden: Oh my Cha Cha StringogPerils! Hahaha!
	🧂 10:38pm chresti: I imagine nuns washing with Ivory soap,
	10:39pm Greg Arden: Ivory dish soap while they wash the dishes.
	10:39pm StringOFperils: Gotta smell nice for Jesus.
	10:39pm Greg Arden: Or Lava because it’s like sandpaper.
	🧂 10:40pm solo mon: So the Un cola was for nuns?
	10:40pm Greg Arden: I bet Jesus smells amazing.
	10:41pm Little Danny: i love lava soap and discomfort
	10:41pm StringOFperils: Jesus probably smelled like smoked fish and sawdust and nervous perspiration. And old wine breath.
	10:41pm coelacanth∅: Jesus does smell amazing
	10:41pm flannery: but when they wrapped him up with herbs and whatnot
	10:41pm flannery: i think of jesus i think "ointment"
	10:42pm Franco Twinkie: My first and last confession: I was briefed not to to talk about anything sexual unless I wanted to get cozy with the priest, so I had to resort to vandalism. I told him I tried to derail a train, but failing that I lit a parked diesel engine on fire. He suggested I send my allowance to the railroad as penance. I thought it was the funniest thing I ever heard. I thought is this guy serious? I was only getting fifty cents a week!
	10:42pm Greg Arden: Smelled? Will smell? Anyway I have to get go get dinner because next weeks bicker…
	10:42pm StringOFperils: He was pretty florid once he started wearing Mary Magdalene's outfits.
	10:42pm coelacanth∅: he smalls like quality patchouli and fresh kindbud
	10:42pm Little Danny: carinaalanson.com...
	🧂 10:43pm solo mon: I know what it’s like to be a martyr.
	10:43pm Little Danny: not the malodor of discontent, fear, judgment, or discouragement, apparently
	🧂 10:45pm solo mon: Phew, who martyrd?!
	10:46pm coelacanth∅: we stopped going to church when i was pretty little. by then i think my only sin was looking up Sandy Blumenfeld's dress during naptime.
	10:46pm northguineahills: @WR: I comment when I'm around my lappy. @franco: You're thinking of Vito Acconci (the artist)
	10:47pm northguineahills: Thanks for noticing, WR (Feeling better).
	10:47pm Franco Twinkie: Did he start a fire on railroad property?
	🧂 10:48pm solo mon: Hippy Shit- there a cologne called that.
	10:50pm flannery: u guys should get john hinckley jr on cha cha heels
	10:51pm northguineahills: Not that I know of, but, one of his installations was deemed offensive and set on fire in Middlebury...
	🧂 10:51pm WR: solo @10:45 0L0
	10:51pm coelacanth∅: fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou fuckyou ... this sounds like me when i'm on the phone with the internet company
	🧂 10:52pm chresti: Us kids were sent to Pisscopalian churches.
	10:52pm spodiodi: sounds like me when i'm awake
	🧂 10:52pm solo mon: My parents would be so proud if we got Hinkley.
	10:52pm FUCK PUTIN: oh, and by the way, Fuck pootin
	10:52pm flannery: he seems extremely online lately
	10:53pm Franco Twinkie: Oh, okay. I know about him masturbating under a table, but not much else.
	🧂 10:53pm chresti: Fuck Pootfuck
	10:53pm coelacanth∅: hahaha... new hampshuh people are bad-aASS
	10:55pm Franco Twinkie: I don't know if it's possible, put I'd like to try and stop saying fuck. I'm going to try and give it up for Lent.
	10:57pm spodiodi: thanks, ARB! never to late for meet the feebles
	10:58pm coelacanth∅: i'll give up saying fuck, as long as i can still say motherfucker, fuckall, fucking cunt, fucking piece of shit, and fuck you motherfucking shit for brains asshole.
	🧂 10:58pm WR: Fuck, We've cum to the end. Casual cursing can be very hard to suddenly stop. I remember suddenly being around friend's young children and having to really watch that some didn't just pop out.
	10:58pm Franco Twinkie: You are an evil genius! I think you should be teaching at UCLA.
	🧂 10:59pm chresti: Thanks arb! Fucking brilliant as always!
	10:59pm Franco Twinkie: I want more fuck talk! Oops- see what I mean?
	🧂 10:59pm solo mon: Thanks for the mind fuck ARB!
	10:59pm headcleaner: Is it over already? No fucking way!
	11:00pm Little Danny: it's the lord's work thank you ARB!!! i'm cleansed!!!
	11:00pm flannery: lifes a queef.... thank u arb
	11:01pm coelacanth∅: WR i don't know why but i've managed to curb the naughty language around sheltered children and some older folks, then go right back to it a block up the road!
	🧂 11:01pm WR: That Chester Himes had to accept replacing "motherfucker" in his books with the apparently more acceptable "mother raper" has stuck with me. Is it any different these daze?
	11:01pm StringOFperils: Thank you Sister Arb. I mean Holy Fuck, what a show already.
	🧂 11:02pm solo mon: Faggetaboutit
	11:02pm Greg Arden: Does it mean I’m gay if this makes me pointy?
	11:03pm Greg Arden: My inner Ernie is gagging!
	11:03pm Franco Twinkie: I'm going to go wash my dirty fucking ass, and then go to bed....fuckers.
	11:04pm Little Danny: who is inside your inner ernie greg
	11:04pm Greg Arden: Great show ARB! Thanks for participating!
	11:04pm coelacanth∅: WR - that's along the lines of people saying "F that" and such; or typing "f-in" or "sht"... it's very childish. they're thinking the words and everyone who hears it or sees it thinks the words. so it's just puritan controlling bullshit. i mean bullsht.
	11:04pm arb: group gag at the end
	🧂 11:04pm WR: Guess it is time to get the fuck out.
	11:05pm arb: thanks for putting up with me!
	11:06pm flannery: thank YOU
	11:06pm Greg Arden: Gator if I’m honest, his carrot and his needle nose pliers really. Little Dan Dan. 🤗
	11:06pm coelacanth∅: Thanks for putting out for us!
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: I’m going to have several sarcastic orgasms this weekend.
	🧂 11:07pm solo mon: Sargasms
	11:08pm Greg Arden: I’m just going to say Nonononnononnonno to drugs I want you to get high in meeee! Through your nose hole!
	11:08pm Franco Twinkie: YOU are fucking brilliant! Now go to midnight confession, throw yourself on the ground and roll around spitting up blood.
	11:09pm coelacanth∅: while rubbing opiates into your crotch
	11:09pm Greg Arden: Gnoight y’all! Thanks ARB!!
	🧂 11:17pm WR: Thank you.
	🧂 11:20pm WR: It is interesting that nearly no cross overs from Monday Arbitrarium showed up. Pretty much Cha Cha regulars. Maybe we be the ones who are stay at homies on a Friday night.
	12:31am Perfect Penguin: It looked like Garth on the street the other day!!

The Arbitrarium with Arb: Playlist from February 25, 2022

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