WFMU: Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 30, 2022

Listener comments!
	5:58pm PigeonsAndRust: I can't believe I got through
	6:01pm Hopey Sockmonkey: I guess I'm here for the crying grandmas.
	🚂 6:02pm PMD: I'm hungry
	🚂 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: Phase 2: Talk Grandma into going to bed before 7PM.
	6:03pm G: @Ken: The show does that.
	6:04pm Hopey Sockmonkey: Secret Agent Man
	🚂 6:04pm PMD: Your family has no choice Andy
	6:05pm dale: the slide whistle is worth keeping the name for.
	🚂 6:06pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	🚂 6:06pm PMD: what card games?
	6:06pm Matt from Springfield: All the disclaimer to this program. I disclaim any association with this show!!
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: Andy B is a good choice for unpleasant truths. His abrasive voice is honest and unrelenting: cry if you want, he REALLY doesn't care!
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: TOO SOON, ANDY!!! >:(
	6:08pm Hopey Sockmonkey: I agree, TOO SOON
	6:08pm dale: 'you make lovin' stinky' didn't focus group well.
	6:08pm Late Bloomer: Ha! Too soon for sure🙈
	🚂 6:09pm herb.nyc: Nice, Andy makes the guests all cry at once. Reminds me of Albert Brooks making a buncha people laugh at once (I saw that on Johnny’s tonight show. I’ve posted that before. Sorry to repeat)
	6:09pm Matt from Springfield: Timely, Hopey, but c'mon, we ourselves just heard this afternoon. Would hate for someone to LEARN about her that way..
	6:10pm Matt from Springfield: She IS a Welsh Witch! Her publishing label is named Welsh Witch Music now.
	6:10pm dale: too soon is before she died. all bets are off here.
	6:11pm dale: no one slept with momma cass.
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: "Creeque Alley": rewritten to be about FM relationships and swapping.
	6:12pm dale: go where you wanna go was because michelle phillips liked to screw other guys so much.
	6:13pm Matt from Springfield: "And no one's getting kicks - except STEVIE NICKS!" ;)
	6:14pm Matt from Springfield: Andy is REALLY "Andy" tonight!
	6:14pm Late Bloomer: Omg🙉
	6:14pm PigeonsAndRust: "Don't let the sun go down on me" was the song for that household
	6:14pm Hopey Sockmonkey: Wow.
	6:14pm alan the painter: YES, u guise R funny! that's Y sillies lick me listen... ok, fleetWoody ok butt Christeen Purrfect was! pull that first album out, listen!
	6:14pm Roberto: It was too soon five minutes ago, but now it's okay.
	6:14pm Late Bloomer: Don’t blame acid for that!
	🚂 6:14pm herb.nyc: Wait, is Ken leaving the door open for Andy’s incest jokes?
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: @Roberto: This is more about John Philips' debauchery, anyway ;)
	6:15pm dale: if momma cass had shared that sandwich with karen carpenter they'd both be here today.
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: TOO SOON, ANDY!!! Suppose someone found out Mama Cass died because of that joke just now!! >:(
	6:16pm PigeonsAndRust: Oh Dale you made me spit out my coffee and reach for a beer instead
	6:16pm Roberto: I saw Denny Doherty in a playground once.
	6:16pm PigeonsAndRust: This Andy story is already amazing
	6:17pm SeaCreature: Remember when John and McKenzie were in suburban nj rehab and they used to swing by The Office in Summit for Tequila Sunrises? …For lunch?
	6:17pm alan the painter: ok i'm woikin, climbing ladders etc. so a comment my bee a bit late... going back to hanging a rambler hood,'61, on the wall!
	6:18pm dale: pigeonsandrust - my job here is done now.
	6:18pm PaulRobeson1922: That’s outrageous… Did they ask her why there was a lock on the wheel?
	6:18pm StringOFperils: What's the best gum for that?
	6:19pm lazy pierogi: that gum you like is going to come back in style
	🚂 6:19pm PMD: Andy, that's convoluted.
	6:19pm dale: what's the book rate for not doing a job?
	6:19pm PigeonsAndRust: I wanna know did he sell the car eventually, or scrap it or what
	6:20pm Matt from Springfield: Bubble Yum's no good - has spider eggs in it... And Juicy Fruit attracts sharks in the water...
	6:20pm dale: fruit stripe is the best!
	6:21pm Matt from Springfield: @dale: Depends on the person. Many publishers are currently paying Andy B. NOT to release a book! Steady side income.
	6:22pm StringOFperils: Bazooka Joe was ahead of the curve on masking.
	6:23pm Matt from Springfield: Maybe Bazooka Joe pulled a Van Gogh and pulled out his eye, to send to the girl who spurned him.
	6:23pm dale: is andy getting $$$ for monk reruns on COZI tv?
	🚂 6:23pm PMD: Ken's extending this really well.
	6:24pm The World: Those brothers last week Fred and Alan were hilarious
	6:24pm Matt from Springfield: Well they don't wear pants on the radio anyway, so not much a stretch..
	6:24pm dale: i miss porn for the blind.
	🚂 6:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: 201-209-9368 to interrupt things and get them to call Grandmas.
	6:25pm pocket vito: I was on a radio station for deaf people.
	6:26pm SeaCreature: Is this like Radio Sorensen? Oh wait that’s video for the deaf
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: @dale: Comma, zero, backslash...RIP
	6:26pm The World: Where’s Alan and Fred
	6:26pm morphe': Who shot himself in face because girl would not go to prom
	6:26pm Roberto: Pseni!
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: @The World: They sent them home - too good, not enough failure for this timeslot.
	6:27pm HyperDose: Blind Melon Chitlin
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: "Blind Mellow Jelly", from Sanford and Son...
	6:27pm StringOFperils: Blind Lemon Pledge
	6:27pm pocket vito: I saw Helen Keller open for Blind Melon and Def Leppard.
	6:28pm Matt from Springfield: <rimshot>
	6:28pm Fredericks: Blind Boys of Alabama
	6:28pm dale: helen keller fell off a cliff and screamed her hands off.
	6:28pm queems: i have no business telling anyone not to drive
	6:28pm SeaCreature: Perhaps the nuke football should be in the hands of someone who doesn’t remember Teaberry gum?
	6:29pm PigeonsAndRust: Just think: Andy has volunteered to do this. He WANTS to do it.
	6:29pm Matt from Springfield: Oooh, Andy committing fraud on Air! Do it!!
	6:30pm pocket vito: Don’t wait till they hit somebody
	6:31pm Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: I'm sorely tempted to call. But my dad is deaf as a brick... if their caregiver answers, you'll have to work thru an accent 10 times heavier than Jeff Sarge's.
	6:31pm dale: remember when jm in the am's father drove into the river? seniors driving is not always a joke.
	6:32pm queems: they still sell teaberry gum
	6:32pm PigeonsAndRust: Bucci!
	6:32pm Matt from Springfield: TOO SOON? TOO LATE in this case!!
	6:33pm StringOFperils: My Dad lost his licence (flagged the dementia) riding up to the rear bumper of the car in front of him, honking, kvetching, etc, but the car in front of him was a speeding police car with siren on, on its way somewhere...so he got pulled over forever
	6:33pm Matt from Springfield: @dale: Really? May his memory be a blessing.
	6:33pm StringOFperils: He passed that vehicle too, now that I recall
	🚂 6:34pm PMD: change the topic to parents dying in car accidents
	6:35pm Matt from Springfield: Fatal flaw: Ken has just admitted they LOOK AT THE CHAT BOARD for this show! Check. Mate. ;)
	🚂 6:35pm PMD: Josh wants his father not to drive
	6:35pm Matt from Springfield: Nice one Josh! :)
	6:35pm Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: @StringOfPearls 6:27. One of my friends had a band called Blind Lemon Pledge back in the 70s.
	6:36pm chris in the redwoods: best show ever? i think so. lol
	6:36pm StringOFperils: ** hah! it's an old Martin Mull gag
	🚂 6:37pm PMD: Andy has more children who can call
	6:37pm queems: hell yea air that dirty laundry
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: He caused 8 accidents - but it's the other folks who had the accident..
	6:38pm Hunterian: I need Breckman to call Fred and Alan from last week and tell them they can't drive anymore…to WFMU because they're just too funny for this time slot.
	6:39pm dale: i learned long ago to stop masturbating in the car. just keep it in the masturbatorium.
	6:39pm Matt from Springfield: Fred & Alan can make us laugh in another slot...but now, Wednesday early evening? Sometimes we just need to be reminded of failure. That IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
	6:39pm dale: ..unless you're in the all-girls college driveway.
	6:40pm Matt from Springfield: @dale: My mechanic told me, "You've got to stop masturbating!" Why's that, I replied...
	6:41pm StringOFperils: Because you signed the invoice, Harry Palmer?
	6:42pm dale: matt from springfield - punchline?
	6:42pm PigeonsAndRust: Hang up on this guy
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: @dale: A variation on the classic: "...so I can examine your car!!"
	🚂 6:43pm PMD: Define old
	6:44pm Lizardner Dave !: You can't rent a car in most states if you're older than 80.
	6:44pm GC in Baltimore: Hey Ken. Graham here. My dad is 88, he’s voluntarily ceased driving at night. Hoping the rest of his wind-down will be easy too. You mentioned Blind Willie McTell—my dad grew up in Atlanta where BWM was a street musician. My dad and his teenage friends used to give him rides in exchange for him buying them beer.
	6:44pm StringOFperils: But you can vote twice
	6:45pm HyperDose: googley eyes
	6:45pm PigeonsAndRust: I hope somebody has an album called "Cornea of a Killer"
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: What if the transplanted corneas CAUSED the car accident that killed the donor? Could they at least put in those corneas at half-price, or something??
	6:45pm pocket vito: Double O beep beep G L E
	6:46pm castor: “Oogles” are a real thing! But not what you think it is
	6:46pm StringOFperils: Get off OOGLE
	6:46pm pocket vito: Stop oogling google
	6:46pm Matt from Springfield: Hair transplants from a serial killer allow them to take over your brain. Saw it in a documentary called "Treehouse of Horror".
	🚂 6:46pm PMD: It's slang
	🚂 6:47pm PMD: Hobo Bob!
	6:47pm castor: Oogles are annoying crusty hobo punks, and it’s VERY contemporary. Invented by traveler kids, I have known many in my life.
	6:47pm PaulRobeson1922: How do u spell Oogle? I’ll get the 1966 Unabridged Random House Dictionary now
	6:48pm kevlicki: Ken, it’s true, but oogles are what we would call the scum fuck hoboes…there’s classism everywhere!
	🚂 6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: Maybe it's ügle.
	6:48pm PigeonsAndRust: Give me fifty bucks Andy and you've done God's work
	6:49pm kevlicki: Castor- emphasis on the “annoying”
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: MONTY HALL RETURNS!! Door number...main entrance. Whichever one that is in the room.
	6:49pm greg: I've heard worse
	6:49pm Smacky: Oogles moved next door, there goes the dumpster.
	6:50pm HyperDose: Can't wait to moon walk into Monty Hall
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: Remind her that driving without 'corrective lenses' is considered unlicensed.
	6:51pm PigeonsAndRust: If the show fails this week he'll drag this concept into next week
	6:52pm dday: I'd have you call my Grandfather but he's dead> Until I was 17 we lived in Garfield in the 2 story house my Grandfather built in the 20's. We were on the first floor, my Grandparents on the second. I cannot tell you how many times Grandpa backed out the driveway & backed the Rambler into the lower bay protrusion of the house, shaking us out of whatever calm we might've had in our living room. He was like Mr. Magoo, backing out of the driveway onto the busiest street in town, usually without looking either way
	6:54pm dale: my grandfather lost his license in the 1970s because his eyes were bad. so he drove his john deere tractor everywhere.
	6:54pm StringOFperils: Still time for one intervention. Hurry up and grey-park somebody!
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: "Get tested!" - Dave Hill, Esq.
	6:55pm PaulRobeson1922: O•gle (ō’gɘl), V., o•gled, o•gling, n. - v.t. 1. to look at amorously, flirtatiously, or impertinently. 2. to eye; look or stare at. - v.i. 3. to look amorously, flirtatiously, or impertinently. 4. to look or stare. -n. 5. An amorous, flirtatious, or impertinent glance. [appar. <freq. (cf. LG oegeln, G äugeln) of D oogen to eye, deriv. of oog eye]
	6:55pm GC in Baltimore: I caught Rahsaan Roland Kirk in 1975. The concert started rather late. He explained that he’d driven down from New York and had gotten lost a couple of times!
	6:56pm pocket vito: “Stay hydrated!” - Dave Hill
	6:56pm Matt from Springfield: @PaulR: is that from your 1966 dictionary?
	6:56pm PigeonsAndRust: Don't do it, your grandfather is worth more than $30
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: You know it, pocket vito! :)
	🚂 6:57pm PMD: Oh, I could have had Andy call my cousin's husband
	6:57pm dale: i hate driving at night now. i'm officially old.
	6:58pm PaulRobeson1922: @Matt: The Random House Dictionary of the English Language, The Unabridged Edition
	6:58pm Matt from Springfield: And time to hang up on this show! Thanks Ken & Andy! Have a good night, everyone!
	6:58pm HyperDose: For 25 bucks haha
	6:58pm pocket vito: What did the demented guy say to his son? “You’re driving. Me crazy.”
	6:59pm UWS Joe: Thanks for dinner guys! Will venmo you eventually
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: @PaulR: An older source, nice!
	🚂 6:59pm nortonjutland: great show!!
	6:59pm PaulRobeson1922: Anytime U need it! on the other side of yer screen is a 1944 Unabridged Enclypedia set and a 1966 Unabridged Random House Dictionary!
	6:59pm StringOFperils: Kind of glad that didn't work. Thanks!
	6:59pm ?: todays show is so bad its good. the calls have all been pretty bad. Andy's right. Hang up on these goofs. Thanks Andy and Ken. Time for Jeopardy
	6:59pm HyperDose: Thanks boys!
	7:00pm pocket vito: Can someone give Andy a ride?
	7:00pm wenzo: Nowhere near bottom. Solid show.
	7:00pm Smacky: Be ironic if he had a car crash tonight
	🚂 7:02pm Will thee Sound Guy: Thank you Andy and Ken!!!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 30, 2022

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Listener comments!
	5:58pm PigeonsAndRust: I can't believe I got through
	6:01pm Hopey Sockmonkey: I guess I'm here for the crying grandmas.
	🚂 6:02pm PMD: I'm hungry
	🚂 6:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: Phase 2: Talk Grandma into going to bed before 7PM.
	6:03pm G: @Ken: The show does that.
	6:04pm Hopey Sockmonkey: Secret Agent Man
	🚂 6:04pm PMD: Your family has no choice Andy
	6:05pm dale: the slide whistle is worth keeping the name for.
	🚂 6:06pm Will thee Sound Guy: Hi Andy, Ken, and all!!!
	🚂 6:06pm PMD: what card games?
	6:06pm Matt from Springfield: All the disclaimer to this program. I disclaim any association with this show!!
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: Andy B is a good choice for unpleasant truths. His abrasive voice is honest and unrelenting: cry if you want, he REALLY doesn't care!
	6:07pm Matt from Springfield: TOO SOON, ANDY!!! >:(
	6:08pm Hopey Sockmonkey: I agree, TOO SOON
	6:08pm dale: 'you make lovin' stinky' didn't focus group well.
	6:08pm Late Bloomer: Ha! Too soon for sure🙈
	🚂 6:09pm herb.nyc: Nice, Andy makes the guests all cry at once. Reminds me of Albert Brooks making a buncha people laugh at once (I saw that on Johnny’s tonight show. I’ve posted that before. Sorry to repeat)
	6:09pm Matt from Springfield: Timely, Hopey, but c'mon, we ourselves just heard this afternoon. Would hate for someone to LEARN about her that way..
	6:10pm Matt from Springfield: She IS a Welsh Witch! Her publishing label is named Welsh Witch Music now.
	6:10pm dale: too soon is before she died. all bets are off here.
	6:11pm dale: no one slept with momma cass.
	6:12pm Matt from Springfield: "Creeque Alley": rewritten to be about FM relationships and swapping.
	6:12pm dale: go where you wanna go was because michelle phillips liked to screw other guys so much.
	6:13pm Matt from Springfield: "And no one's getting kicks - except STEVIE NICKS!" ;)
	6:14pm Matt from Springfield: Andy is REALLY "Andy" tonight!
	6:14pm Late Bloomer: Omg🙉
	6:14pm PigeonsAndRust: "Don't let the sun go down on me" was the song for that household
	6:14pm Hopey Sockmonkey: Wow.
	6:14pm alan the painter: YES, u guise R funny! that's Y sillies lick me listen... ok, fleetWoody ok butt Christeen Purrfect was! pull that first album out, listen!
	6:14pm Roberto: It was too soon five minutes ago, but now it's okay.
	6:14pm Late Bloomer: Don’t blame acid for that!
	🚂 6:14pm herb.nyc: Wait, is Ken leaving the door open for Andy’s incest jokes?
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: @Roberto: This is more about John Philips' debauchery, anyway ;)
	6:15pm dale: if momma cass had shared that sandwich with karen carpenter they'd both be here today.
	6:15pm Matt from Springfield: TOO SOON, ANDY!!! Suppose someone found out Mama Cass died because of that joke just now!! >:(
	6:16pm PigeonsAndRust: Oh Dale you made me spit out my coffee and reach for a beer instead
	6:16pm Roberto: I saw Denny Doherty in a playground once.
	6:16pm PigeonsAndRust: This Andy story is already amazing
	6:17pm SeaCreature: Remember when John and McKenzie were in suburban nj rehab and they used to swing by The Office in Summit for Tequila Sunrises? …For lunch?
	6:17pm alan the painter: ok i'm woikin, climbing ladders etc. so a comment my bee a bit late... going back to hanging a rambler hood,'61, on the wall!
	6:18pm dale: pigeonsandrust - my job here is done now.
	6:18pm PaulRobeson1922: That’s outrageous… Did they ask her why there was a lock on the wheel?
	6:18pm StringOFperils: What's the best gum for that?
	6:19pm lazy pierogi: that gum you like is going to come back in style
	🚂 6:19pm PMD: Andy, that's convoluted.
	6:19pm dale: what's the book rate for not doing a job?
	6:19pm PigeonsAndRust: I wanna know did he sell the car eventually, or scrap it or what
	6:20pm Matt from Springfield: Bubble Yum's no good - has spider eggs in it... And Juicy Fruit attracts sharks in the water...
	6:20pm dale: fruit stripe is the best!
	6:21pm Matt from Springfield: @dale: Depends on the person. Many publishers are currently paying Andy B. NOT to release a book! Steady side income.
	6:22pm StringOFperils: Bazooka Joe was ahead of the curve on masking.
	6:23pm Matt from Springfield: Maybe Bazooka Joe pulled a Van Gogh and pulled out his eye, to send to the girl who spurned him.
	6:23pm dale: is andy getting $$$ for monk reruns on COZI tv?
	🚂 6:23pm PMD: Ken's extending this really well.
	6:24pm The World: Those brothers last week Fred and Alan were hilarious
	6:24pm Matt from Springfield: Well they don't wear pants on the radio anyway, so not much a stretch..
	6:24pm dale: i miss porn for the blind.
	🚂 6:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: 201-209-9368 to interrupt things and get them to call Grandmas.
	6:25pm pocket vito: I was on a radio station for deaf people.
	6:26pm SeaCreature: Is this like Radio Sorensen? Oh wait that’s video for the deaf
	6:26pm Matt from Springfield: @dale: Comma, zero, backslash...RIP
	6:26pm The World: Where’s Alan and Fred
	6:26pm morphe': Who shot himself in face because girl would not go to prom
	6:26pm Roberto: Pseni!
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: @The World: They sent them home - too good, not enough failure for this timeslot.
	6:27pm HyperDose: Blind Melon Chitlin
	6:27pm Matt from Springfield: "Blind Mellow Jelly", from Sanford and Son...
	6:27pm StringOFperils: Blind Lemon Pledge
	6:27pm pocket vito: I saw Helen Keller open for Blind Melon and Def Leppard.
	6:28pm Matt from Springfield: <rimshot>
	6:28pm Fredericks: Blind Boys of Alabama
	6:28pm dale: helen keller fell off a cliff and screamed her hands off.
	6:28pm queems: i have no business telling anyone not to drive
	6:28pm SeaCreature: Perhaps the nuke football should be in the hands of someone who doesn’t remember Teaberry gum?
	6:29pm PigeonsAndRust: Just think: Andy has volunteered to do this. He WANTS to do it.
	6:29pm Matt from Springfield: Oooh, Andy committing fraud on Air! Do it!!
	6:30pm pocket vito: Don’t wait till they hit somebody
	6:31pm Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: I'm sorely tempted to call. But my dad is deaf as a brick... if their caregiver answers, you'll have to work thru an accent 10 times heavier than Jeff Sarge's.
	6:31pm dale: remember when jm in the am's father drove into the river? seniors driving is not always a joke.
	6:32pm queems: they still sell teaberry gum
	6:32pm PigeonsAndRust: Bucci!
	6:32pm Matt from Springfield: TOO SOON? TOO LATE in this case!!
	6:33pm StringOFperils: My Dad lost his licence (flagged the dementia) riding up to the rear bumper of the car in front of him, honking, kvetching, etc, but the car in front of him was a speeding police car with siren on, on its way somewhere...so he got pulled over forever
	6:33pm Matt from Springfield: @dale: Really? May his memory be a blessing.
	6:33pm StringOFperils: He passed that vehicle too, now that I recall
	🚂 6:34pm PMD: change the topic to parents dying in car accidents
	6:35pm Matt from Springfield: Fatal flaw: Ken has just admitted they LOOK AT THE CHAT BOARD for this show! Check. Mate. ;)
	🚂 6:35pm PMD: Josh wants his father not to drive
	6:35pm Matt from Springfield: Nice one Josh! :)
	6:35pm Peter from Boonton formerly Dover NJ: @StringOfPearls 6:27. One of my friends had a band called Blind Lemon Pledge back in the 70s.
	6:36pm chris in the redwoods: best show ever? i think so. lol
	6:36pm StringOFperils: ** hah! it's an old Martin Mull gag
	🚂 6:37pm PMD: Andy has more children who can call
	6:37pm queems: hell yea air that dirty laundry
	6:37pm Matt from Springfield: He caused 8 accidents - but it's the other folks who had the accident..
	6:38pm Hunterian: I need Breckman to call Fred and Alan from last week and tell them they can't drive anymore…to WFMU because they're just too funny for this time slot.
	6:39pm dale: i learned long ago to stop masturbating in the car. just keep it in the masturbatorium.
	6:39pm Matt from Springfield: Fred & Alan can make us laugh in another slot...but now, Wednesday early evening? Sometimes we just need to be reminded of failure. That IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!
	6:39pm dale: ..unless you're in the all-girls college driveway.
	6:40pm Matt from Springfield: @dale: My mechanic told me, "You've got to stop masturbating!" Why's that, I replied...
	6:41pm StringOFperils: Because you signed the invoice, Harry Palmer?
	6:42pm dale: matt from springfield - punchline?
	6:42pm PigeonsAndRust: Hang up on this guy
	6:43pm Matt from Springfield: @dale: A variation on the classic: "...so I can examine your car!!"
	🚂 6:43pm PMD: Define old
	6:44pm Lizardner Dave !: You can't rent a car in most states if you're older than 80.
	6:44pm GC in Baltimore: Hey Ken. Graham here. My dad is 88, he’s voluntarily ceased driving at night. Hoping the rest of his wind-down will be easy too. You mentioned Blind Willie McTell—my dad grew up in Atlanta where BWM was a street musician. My dad and his teenage friends used to give him rides in exchange for him buying them beer.
	6:44pm StringOFperils: But you can vote twice
	6:45pm HyperDose: googley eyes
	6:45pm PigeonsAndRust: I hope somebody has an album called "Cornea of a Killer"
	6:45pm Matt from Springfield: What if the transplanted corneas CAUSED the car accident that killed the donor? Could they at least put in those corneas at half-price, or something??
	6:45pm pocket vito: Double O beep beep G L E
	6:46pm castor: “Oogles” are a real thing! But not what you think it is
	6:46pm StringOFperils: Get off OOGLE
	6:46pm pocket vito: Stop oogling google
	6:46pm Matt from Springfield: Hair transplants from a serial killer allow them to take over your brain. Saw it in a documentary called "Treehouse of Horror".
	🚂 6:46pm PMD: It's slang
	🚂 6:47pm PMD: Hobo Bob!
	6:47pm castor: Oogles are annoying crusty hobo punks, and it’s VERY contemporary. Invented by traveler kids, I have known many in my life.
	6:47pm PaulRobeson1922: How do u spell Oogle? I’ll get the 1966 Unabridged Random House Dictionary now
	6:48pm kevlicki: Ken, it’s true, but oogles are what we would call the scum fuck hoboes…there’s classism everywhere!
	🚂 6:48pm Ken From Hyde Park: Maybe it's ügle.
	6:48pm PigeonsAndRust: Give me fifty bucks Andy and you've done God's work
	6:49pm kevlicki: Castor- emphasis on the “annoying”
	6:49pm Matt from Springfield: MONTY HALL RETURNS!! Door number...main entrance. Whichever one that is in the room.
	6:49pm greg: I've heard worse
	6:49pm Smacky: Oogles moved next door, there goes the dumpster.
	6:50pm HyperDose: Can't wait to moon walk into Monty Hall
	6:51pm Matt from Springfield: Remind her that driving without 'corrective lenses' is considered unlicensed.
	6:51pm PigeonsAndRust: If the show fails this week he'll drag this concept into next week
	6:52pm dday: I'd have you call my Grandfather but he's dead> Until I was 17 we lived in Garfield in the 2 story house my Grandfather built in the 20's. We were on the first floor, my Grandparents on the second. I cannot tell you how many times Grandpa backed out the driveway & backed the Rambler into the lower bay protrusion of the house, shaking us out of whatever calm we might've had in our living room. He was like Mr. Magoo, backing out of the driveway onto the busiest street in town, usually without looking either way
	6:54pm dale: my grandfather lost his license in the 1970s because his eyes were bad. so he drove his john deere tractor everywhere.
	6:54pm StringOFperils: Still time for one intervention. Hurry up and grey-park somebody!
	6:55pm Matt from Springfield: "Get tested!" - Dave Hill, Esq.
	6:55pm PaulRobeson1922: O•gle (ō’gɘl), V., o•gled, o•gling, n. - v.t. 1. to look at amorously, flirtatiously, or impertinently. 2. to eye; look or stare at. - v.i. 3. to look amorously, flirtatiously, or impertinently. 4. to look or stare. -n. 5. An amorous, flirtatious, or impertinent glance. [appar. <freq. (cf. LG oegeln, G äugeln) of D oogen to eye, deriv. of oog eye]
	6:55pm GC in Baltimore: I caught Rahsaan Roland Kirk in 1975. The concert started rather late. He explained that he’d driven down from New York and had gotten lost a couple of times!
	6:56pm pocket vito: “Stay hydrated!” - Dave Hill
	6:56pm Matt from Springfield: @PaulR: is that from your 1966 dictionary?
	6:56pm PigeonsAndRust: Don't do it, your grandfather is worth more than $30
	6:57pm Matt from Springfield: You know it, pocket vito! :)
	🚂 6:57pm PMD: Oh, I could have had Andy call my cousin's husband
	6:57pm dale: i hate driving at night now. i'm officially old.
	6:58pm PaulRobeson1922: @Matt: The Random House Dictionary of the English Language, The Unabridged Edition
	6:58pm Matt from Springfield: And time to hang up on this show! Thanks Ken & Andy! Have a good night, everyone!
	6:58pm HyperDose: For 25 bucks haha
	6:58pm pocket vito: What did the demented guy say to his son? “You’re driving. Me crazy.”
	6:59pm UWS Joe: Thanks for dinner guys! Will venmo you eventually
	6:59pm Matt from Springfield: @PaulR: An older source, nice!
	🚂 6:59pm nortonjutland: great show!!
	6:59pm PaulRobeson1922: Anytime U need it! on the other side of yer screen is a 1944 Unabridged Enclypedia set and a 1966 Unabridged Random House Dictionary!
	6:59pm StringOFperils: Kind of glad that didn't work. Thanks!
	6:59pm ?: todays show is so bad its good. the calls have all been pretty bad. Andy's right. Hang up on these goofs. Thanks Andy and Ken. Time for Jeopardy
	6:59pm HyperDose: Thanks boys!
	7:00pm pocket vito: Can someone give Andy a ride?
	7:00pm wenzo: Nowhere near bottom. Solid show.
	7:00pm Smacky: Be ironic if he had a car crash tonight
	🚂 7:02pm Will thee Sound Guy: Thank you Andy and Ken!!!

Seven Second Delay with Andy and Ken: Playlist from November 30, 2022

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