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Favoriting December 14, 2022: Don't Call Me Karen

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DIARRHEMIX! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest

How's it work?

Download the complete telephonic adventures of Dorothy and Mildred from this link here and remix it into music, spoken word or something in between. Send it back to Ken at ken at wfmu dot org by January 1st, and then tune in on Wednesday January 4th, 9am to Noon, to hear the creativity of WFMU listeners pour forth!

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Artist Track Album Images New Approx. start time
Jim Price  Diarrhea Lady Remix   Favoriting DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest 
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The Human  Corn Weenie Remix   Favoriting Corn Weenie: Ken's 2009 WFMU Marathon Premium 
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Trippo Marx  The World of Mouth Noises   Favoriting Ootockalockatuvik Requiem 
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Jain Fairfax  Noises With Your Mouth   Favoriting Mrs Twizzleton's Activity Books and CD 
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Mouth Music  Bratach Bana   Favoriting Bratach Bana 
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Frank Harris and Maria Marquez  Canto del Pilon   Favoriting Potatoes: A Collection of Folk Songs 
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Music behind DJ:
The Talking Egg Junior High School Woodwind and Triangle Ensemble 

Tchaikovsky's a Wanker: Deep House Mix   Favoriting

Wankers, Kites and Other Things 

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Rumpelstilzchen Ensemble  Schadenfreude   Favoriting  
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Endvra  Dreams of Dark Waters   Favoriting  
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Jacques Palminger  German Woman   Favoriting  
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Bernd das Brot  Bluesbrot Bernd   Favoriting  
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Trini Lopez  El Nino Del Baño   Favoriting The Rare Rerpise Singles    *   0:42:28 (Pop-up)
Suanne Harbrough  (I)ncredible, (B)eautiful, (S)mart   Favoriting Don't Call Me Karen 
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Guy Lawrence  The Diarrhea Blues   Favoriting DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest 
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Tim Okasa  Dot and Millie Dig Modern Jazz   Favoriting DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest 
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Charlie Parker  Au Privave - Take 3 Master   Favoriting  
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Music behind DJ:
The Jingle Cats 

Donde Esta El Gato Nino En La Bano?   Favoriting

 

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Rubblebucket  Cherry Blossom   Favoriting Earth Worship    *   1:07:32 (Pop-up)
Lovers Without Borders  Detective   Favoriting EP 
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Adrie  Seagulls   Favoriting Blind Spot 
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Weird Nightmare  Our Love Will Still Be There   Favoriting  
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Big Blood  I Have Known Love   Favoriting  
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Moles  Surf's Up   Favoriting Untune The Sky 
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My Bloody Valentine  New You   Favoriting m.b.v. 
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Music behind DJ:
Talking Egg 

You Talkin' Egg to Me?   Favoriting

 

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Persher  Mother Hen   Favoriting Man With The Magic Soap 
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Discrepants  The Calling   Favoriting Beginnings 
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Algiers  Irreversible Damage   Favoriting  
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DJ Strayriffs  Baby Got One Problem   Favoriting DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest 
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The Beatles  Los Paranoias   Favoriting White Album Outtake 
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Tony Bluetile  Lucky Lunatics   Favoriting Even More EPs of TB 
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Music behind DJ:
 

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R Wiley Evans  Track Funf! not to mention 6   Favoriting Dirty Tuba 
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Curha  Everyone You Know   Favoriting III 
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Wall of Voodoo  Do It Again   Favoriting Do It Again! The Songs of Brian Wilson (V/a) 
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Oneida  Solid   Favoriting Success 
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YITT Mashups  One Will Survive (Gloria Gaynor Vs Metallica)   Favoriting  
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Suanne Harbrough  Don't Call Me Karen   Favoriting Don't Call Me Karen 
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Krys O  Hello Party Line   Favoriting DiarRhemix! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest 
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Music behind DJ:
Rockabye Baby 

Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
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The Apostles  I Am A Rock / Splitting In Two   Favoriting  
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Music behind DJ:
Jim Price 

Mia Madchen Kombucha (Schlager Mix)   Favoriting

 

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Listener comments!

Avatar 🚽 7:49am
HyperDose:

Good morning freeform enthusiasts! Ready to rock 😎
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-жеи:

Morning Hyperdose!
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Krys O.:

Howdy! I was just catching up on the important news like killer musk ox in Alaska and profiles of Sam Bankman-Fried's family. Useless info now filed away in a bent cardboard box in a dimly lit hallway of my brain's memory storage.
Avatar 🚽 8:34am
HyperDose:

Morning, Krys. Hope that CBD gummy gave you a pleasant slumber. I'm pre-gaming by getting jacked up on that new Metallica song!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:43am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning. Maybe a dust devil remix contest when the time is right? mars.nasa.gov... 🌪️
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 8:55am
Handy Haversack:

Morning, Ken, HyperD, Krys, and Ken FHP! Let's free some forms.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 8:58am
Hugo (NL):

merry morning/afternoon for all you people!
Avatar 🚽 8:58am
HyperDose:

Tappanzee? What's that? I was raised knowing it as the Chimpanzee Bridge! 🐒
  9:00am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Hiello friends of Egg!!

I hope you are feeling much better today Mr Ken!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:00am
Rick from SC:

ooooh
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:00am
Krys O.:

↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Remix" by "Jim Price"
This is BEAUTIFUL!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:00am
Webhamster Henry:

Good Wednesday, Time Slot people!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am
Asheville Jon:

oooh nice! Corn weenie AND diarrhea lady mix!!! THE WINNER!!!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:01am
Handy Haversack:

Top-shelf poop song!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am
Edgar from Maine:

I hate it when that happens.
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Be Now Homeboy:

❦Hey HyperDose, Handy all ❦
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:01am
Webhamster Henry:

Say it in Hi-wai-an!
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Rich in Washington:

Top o' the marnin!
  9:01am
Listener Bop Monroe:

greetings from thawing Tannersville SMK and all.
OMG... you have a winner
  9:01am
MD:

The Master arrived! HHEELLOO NATION OF THE STATION!!!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:02am
Rich in Washington:

Top o' the marnin!
  9:02am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Say it, everybody!!
Avatar 9:02am
Wind:

Morning Boss!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:02am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Corn, nature's laxative. 🌽
  9:03am
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First you eat the corn weenie, then you have the diarrhea.
  9:03am
Robm:

Morning fellow freedforms
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Asheville Jon:

REALLY REALLY
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Polly.:

does the Diarrhea Lady know about corn weenies?
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Be Now Homeboy:

Corn Weenie Wfmu Remix - blogfiles.wfmu.org...
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Webhamster Henry:

I hope the gif theme of the day is all pre 1933 cartoons.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Edgar from Maine:

Coney Oyland.
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PigeonsAndRust:

This is some nice, heartfelt holiday music
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:04am
-жеи:

Morning everybody!
  9:05am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Hola Handy, WebHamster Enrique, Krys O and all my other huevo-amigos!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:05am
Elena:

Good morning!
  9:06am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Is it me or the comment board isn't auto-refreshing?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:06am
Handy Haversack:

¡Buenos dias, F⌗F⌗! You're looking sharp!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:06am
PigeonsAndRust:

How can I get any work done when the music is this infectiously good
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Wind:

↳ HyperDose @8:58
That' s funny! I haven't heard that one before!
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Wind:

↳ Krys O. @8:30
Hmmmm ...profiles of Sam Bankman-Fraud's family. I'll have to look that up
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Rich in Washington:

Comment thing behaving strangely. At least it is on my end - hence the duplicate comments.
  9:08am
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Faithfully scraping the veneer off my morning
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HyperDose:

Hey Handy, Bnow, F⌗F⌗!
@Wind My dad would always call it that when I was a kid. He may have invented the "dad joke" as it were
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-жеи:

↳ F⌗F⌗ ( @9:06
Yes, we've had some refresh problems with this new song reply feature. f0f0 can you report what device and OS and browser you are using?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:09am
DjLorraine:

Hello
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Edgar from Maine:

Comment thing behaving strangely. At least it is on my end - hence the duplicate comments.
  9:09am
F⌗F⌗:

↳ F⌗F⌗ ( @9:06
Whoa! I can reply to myself now! But.. can I reply to the Talking Egg??
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Krys O.:

I like the Oswald/Bimbo gifs.
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The Oscar:

↳ Song: "Noises With Your Mouth" by "Jain Fairfax"
Welp, I know what I'll be singing all day.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Tha comment reply markups are a smaller font and italics. Very nice. Makes them easy to discern from the comments themselves.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am
Edgar from Maine:

I had a great Oswald t-shirt but got too fat for it.
  9:11am
Brendan:

A good reason to home school
  9:11am
Daybreak, just Daybreak:

Anyone else getting quantum leap theme song vibes from the accompaniment to the brownies teach kids to make noises song???
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:11am
Handy Haversack:

All our utterances are made in reply to the Talking Egg. Whence came the Reply All button? Whence came the Forward? All are in the Voice.
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Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

↳ F⌗F⌗ ( @9:06
Please send me as much detail as you can (precisely what you're experiencing, possibly with screenshots, and exactly what device, OS version, and browser version you're using). Thanks! kenzo at kenzodb.com
  9:11am
F⌗F⌗:

So the comment board isn't refreshing

Chromium Version 90.0.4430.212 (Developer Build) built on Debian 10.9, running on Debian 10.13 (64-bit)
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-жеи:

↳ F⌗F⌗ @9:09
I'll make sure you can reply to the egg. If anybody else is having problemos with the playlist today please report what device, OS and browser (including version) that you are using.
  9:12am
cory(@ work):

this song is creepy
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "Noises With Your Mouth" by "Jain Fairfax"
Maybe we can get a little Bruce Haack & Miss Nelson to go with this
  9:12am
MD:

Adult make noises with nukes… humans should stay kids!!!
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LouFancy:

Fun fact, if you are not nice to a brownie they turn into malicious boggarts that cause animals to go lame and abduct children. Smile kids, your life might depend on it!
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Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

↳ Rich in Washington @9:07
Rich, send me copious details!
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Edgar from Maine:

I ate a brownie once and it made my brain feel funny.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:13am
Chris Hiatt:

Hello, Glad to be here.
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Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @9:10
Glad you like! Changed the font size last night.
  9:13am
yippie:

I asked my Japanese hair stylist for a Bob Dylan haircut, but she gave me a bob
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14am
Chris Hiatt:

↳ Song: "Diarrhea Lady Remix" by "Jim Price"
This is my favorite entry thus far.
  9:14am
MD:

This sounds Irish mixed with majori …
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever) @9:11
It's very useful so far - I'm refreshing fine, Safari 16.1 / MacOs Ventura 13.0.1 / MacBook Pro M1 16" 2021
Avatar 9:15am
Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

↳ F⌗F⌗ @9:11
Sorry that's happening for you. Can you please email me (kenzo at kenzodb.com) and try to describe exactly what you're seeing, perhaps with screenshots? I haven't been able to reproduce this problem, and so I need as much detail as possible to be able to narrow in on what exactly is going wrong.
  9:15am
Robm:

↳ Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever) @9:13
Kenzo any idea when this is going to rolled out for all the shows and syreams
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-жеи:

↳ Chris Hiatt @9:14
Theres a few more to come today
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Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

↳ Robm @9:15
As soon as the last kinks are ironed out!
  9:16am
MD:

Māori…
  9:17am
Robm:

↳ Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever) @9:16
Gotcha but so far i like it
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Wind:

↳ Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever) @9:15
Good work!
  9:18am
Nick from Indy:

Potatoes!
  9:18am
Sam:

Sounds medieval, I love it
  9:18am
F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever) @9:11
Thanks, Kenzo. I already sent you an email with all the details.
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Krys O.:

↳ Song: "Canto del Pilon" by "Frank Harris and Maria Marquez"
Ooh, I was thinking of the Potatoes comp the other day. What a treasure. Thanks, Ken!
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McGroovey:

There should be more songs about potatoes. (Are there any?)
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Edgar from Maine:

@McGroovy "Solid Potato Salad"
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McGroovey:

↳ McGroovey @9:18
I don't know.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:19am
Baja Joe:

Greeting all
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:20am
GPB:

Gmorning Ken & all !
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Krys O.:

↳ McGroovey @9:18
McGroovey: Potatoes is more than just potatoes: www.discogs.com...
  9:20am
morphe':

STEAMBOAT WILLIE [not Mickey] goes Public Domain in 2024... That should be fun !!!
https://www.authorsalliance.org/2022/05/25/copyright-term-disney-and-steamboat-willie/
Avatar 9:20am
Aaron Working In Newark:

Good morning Ken
  9:20am
F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever) @9:11
The most important bit to take from the Canto del Pilon song is that the singer would prefer a young man that smells like a ripen pineapple than an old man that smells like bush.
  9:21am
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Potatoes: A great album on RALPH
  9:21am
Androu B.:

Good "Corn"-ing, -жеи & Freed Forms!
¡Hola F⌗F⌗, Handy, HiperDosis, y Webcui Enrique!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:22am
McGroovey:

↳ Edgar from Maine @9:18
I don't know that song, but Google tells me that the Ross Sisters and Nat King Cole recorded it, but important Ken things are happening, so I can't listen to either of those right now.
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Wind:

Goooooooooooooooal!
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Colin in Durham England:

7pm uk time
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Hugo (NL):

marocco plays in 4,5 hr
  9:23am
morphe':

FRA-MOR = 2pm ET
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am
Edgar from Maine:

2:00 PM EST @KEN
  9:24am
F⌗F⌗:

Yes, today in about 2.5hrs from now, is Morocco vs France!!

Please, Ken, you need to repeatedly play the Goool soundbite everytime Morocco has the ball.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:25am
adampsyche:

people like us and mona! nice
  9:26am
Sam:

Monica and Vicki! Alright!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am
Hugo (NL):

People like Monica, nice duo
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:26am
Elena:

Yes, so look forward to Vicki Bennett!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am
Edgar from Maine:

I don't wonder. It makes perfect sense that we'd focus more on diarrhea.
  9:27am
Sam:

Are there actually people whose bowels aren’t irritable?
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AnAnonymousParty:

Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside your home.
  9:27am
Brendan:

@ken, I believe the politically correct term for IBS is spastic colon.
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Webhamster Henry:

Hier kommt Ken's Schlampen set.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am
Chris Hiatt:

↳ Song: "Schadenfreude" by "Rumpelstilzchen Ensemble"
I'm reading about the Austrian Wine Scandal of 1985, and this is the perfect sound track to that.
  9:29am
Sam:

Spastic Colòn was the greatest soccer player of all time.
  9:29am
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Ach, zo kein mehr Durchfall?
  9:31am
Androu B.:

Full disclosure: My colonoscopy three years ago revealed I had internal hemorrhoids. Needless to say, I was horrified.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:31am
Krys O.:

Ooh, nice Flip the Frog gif with the dog skeleton.
  9:31am
matt:

Morning Ken,
Where can i find the DL master tapes for download ?thinking of putting a submission in before end of month
Thanks
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HyperDose:

Hola Androu! Not to worry, I'm sure those can be cleared up with a steady diet of chilaquiles.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am
Edgar from Maine:

I'm digging this arcane whispering.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:33am
Krys O.:

↳ matt @9:31
Matt: At the top of the playlist page there is a hyperlink to download the zip file.

DIARRHEMIX! The Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest
How's it work?
Download the complete telephonic adventures of Dorothy and Mildred from this link here and remix it into music, spoken word or something in between. Send it back to Ken at ken at wfmu dot org by January 1st, and then tune in on Wednesday January 4th, 9am to Noon, to hear the creativity of WFMU listeners pour forth!
  9:33am
bradford:

chill vibes
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ModnikBri:

Just woke up from a dream that I met some guy with a ‘FMU t shirt on
  9:33am
Androu B.:

@HD - Chilaquiles? That's new to me. Where do I find those?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:33am
Chris Hiatt:

↳ Edgar from Maine @9:32
This is wild fun to listen to with headphones.
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Erin in TO:

↳ Song: "Dreams of Dark Waters" by "Endvra"
I can't explain to most of my friends why I love a show that plays stuff like this...
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:34am
Handy Haversack:

¡Hola, Androu B.!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:36am
AnAnonymousParty:

@Erin:
"You're listening to WFMU, where we can tell you what you are listening to, but we cannot tell you why."
  9:36am
F⌗F⌗ (:

I can confirm German women grow hair from their head. I did a German introductory course in 1998 and none of the language textbooks featured photos of bald German women.
  9:37am
Sam:

BUT WHY??
  9:37am
bradford:

he going through some stuff, we've all been there
  9:38am
Robm:

↳ Erin in TO @9:34
@Erin normal people would never understand a station like this, hell there are times when we don’t understand it ourselves.
  Swag For Life Member 9:38am
bk845:

What about the Inflammatory Bowel Disease segment Ken? Ulcerative Colitis? Crohn's Disease? No love for us?
  9:38am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Hola, Androu!
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AnAnonymousParty:

↳ Song: "German Woman" by "Jacques Palminger"
Without leather?
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HyperDose:

@Androu You make 'em! Pour a bottle of salsa verde into a pan, add cumin + oregano + chili powder + chopped onion, heat to a simmer, slide in some good yellow corn tortilla chips, simmer until soft, add in some more (for textural diversity). Top with shredded cheese, cover, and shut off heat. Should look something like this patijinich.com...
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Edgar from Maine:

WFMU is one case where understanding it may not make it better.
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Erin in TO:

↳ Robm @9:38
And I don't understand it. But I love it!
  9:39am
Robm:

↳ Erin in TO @9:38
Same here:)
  9:39am
Brendan:

Bartender, High Colonics for everyone!
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Erin in TO:

True story: This show is something I look forward to all week. Love to see what new madness awaits
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am
Chris Hiatt:

↳ HyperDose @9:38
Nice. It's a great way to use the small bits of tortilla chips in the bottom of the bag. Breakfast of champions.
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-жеи:

↳ Song: "Bluesbrot Bernd" by "Bernd das Brot"
I really was hoping that German listeners could mansplain the Bernd Das Brot phenomenon....
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-жеи:

↳ Erin in TO @9:40
Aww thank you Erin!
  9:41am
MD:

Christmas in the Deutschland!!!
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Erin in TO:

↳ -жеи @9:41
No Ken, thank YOU
  9:41am
Robm:

↳ Erin in TO @9:40
Erin there are a couple of shows that i go out of my way to listen to, this is one of them.
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merl ravenscroft:

I know its a good morning when I stumble into a conversation about chilaquiles
  9:42am
Brendan:

Trapper John, did you miss a suiture on that lower intestine? I'm getting a whiff of bowel...
  9:42am
Sam:

I look forward to the show too!
  9:42am
F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ ModnikBri @9:33
I hope it wasn't the cursed pink T-shirt!
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PaulRobeson1922:

↳ Song: "German Woman" by "Jacques Palminger"
@Kenzo: Name and email blank while logged in. making comment iPhone X Software Version 15.3.1/ Safari
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Edgar from Maine:

My Mexican colleagues universally agreed that the dish they want most when they get home from foreign travel is chilaquiles.
  9:42am
Androu B.:

↳ HyperDose @9:38
Thanks, HD! That's some good eatin' there! Will try it out first chance I get!
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Erin in TO:

↳ Robm @9:41
I love so many shows, wish I had more time to listen to them all
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "El Nino Del Baño" by "Trini Lopez"
Thanks for killing me off, not , Ken.
littledrummerboychallenge.com
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G:

The Child of the Bath?
  9:44am
Robm:

↳ Erin in TO @9:43
Erin know the feeling, have found that the overnight shows are very fascinating and i feel drag ass beat the next day but it is so worth it
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Handy Haversack:

¿Donde esta el niño del baño?
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Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

↳ PaulRobeson1922 @9:42
Hi Paul - please email me: kenzo at kenzodb.com. Do you see any right arrows on any comments, i.e. such as your 9:42 comment?
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Song: "Schadenfreude" by "Rumpelstilzchen Ensemble"
@Kenzo: Sent you copious amounts of details. I'll look at this playlist again when I arrive at the office on a much newer machine and report back.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Webhamster Henry @9:43
I got got by a version of this the other day.
  9:47am
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I don't remember this Santana song
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "(I)ncredible, (B)eautiful, (S)mart" by "Suanne Ha...
Suanne suffers from IBS?
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G:

Is she in tune?
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merl ravenscroft:

I'm digging the implementation of the comment threads. Thanks all who made it happen!
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Roberto:

Maybe she should call Mildred to talk about it.
  9:48am
cyn:

SUanne, YOU WIN! Track: (I)ncredible, (B)eautiful, (S)mart I will never feel urgency in the same way again. Thank you.
  9:48am
MD:

THIS SONG IS THE GREATEST SONG EVER WRITTEN! ITS VERY CLEANSING! THANK YOU KEN!!!
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The Oscar:

↳ Song: "(I)ncredible, (B)eautiful, (S)mart" by "Suanne Ha...
This is the most elaborate Diarrhea Lady remix yet.
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D Rok:

↳ Song: "The Diarrhea Blues" by "Guy Lawrence"
Let it GO!
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LouFancy:

Ohhhh, yeah!
  🚽 9:49am
Thelud:

Ken Freedman-Bank:
At the next Zion Elders meeting, please let them know that Ponzi schemes never turn out well.
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Wind:

↳ HyperDose @9:38
Durchfall Dame
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Erin in TO:

I wonder how Diarrhea Lady would feel about her fame with this audience
  9:49am
trailrunnah:

This is stupid..
  9:50am
Androu B.:

BOMBS AWAY!!!
  9:50am
Robm:

↳ Erin in TO @9:49
Only the shadow knows
  9:51am
MD:

SOUP!!!
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merl ravenscroft:

↳ Song: "The Diarrhea Blues" by "Guy Lawrence"
oh my
  9:52am
pot8o:

↳ Song: "The Diarrhea Blues" by "Guy Lawrence"
this is definitely something
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dave wuz here:

ask your doctor if shitting blood is right for you.
  9:52am
Sam:

I didn’t realize one-dimensional poop jokes were still funny. Live and learn.
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Erin in TO:

↳ Song: "The Diarrhea Blues" by "Guy Lawrence"
The grunts and "oohs" in this song are cracking me up
  9:52am
MD:

Soup’s on!!!
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PaulRobeson1922:

↳ Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever) @9:45
@Kenzo @9:45: I see up arrows on the replied to comments and can click them
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Roberto:

Looks like we have some poop party poopers in the audience today.
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Krys O.:

↳ Song: "Dot and Millie Dig Modern Jazz" by "Tim Okasa"
Nice!
  9:53am
MD:

I see so now it’s a sex thing! LOVE IT!
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Alvy Singer:

Diarrhea Chat for Swinging Singles.
  9:54am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Some one call Judy right away and tell her grandma is on the radio!
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Lixiviated Life:

Oh,
Hi Kinny!
  9:55am
Androu B.:

I say Diarrhea Lady is our modern-day Olive Oyl. (Now I wonder who her Popeye is, if she's ever had a man in her life.)
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Chris Hiatt:

We're apparently now at the intersection of the Diarrhea Lady Remix Contest and Jazz Police. Oddly satisfying.
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merl ravenscroft:

bebop makes me poop
  9:55am
F⌗F⌗ (:

I'm digging the Jazzhrrea.
  9:55am
Sam:

She eats her spinach all right.
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chresti:

morning Ken and members of the programme!
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Lixiviated Life:

I pine for the true, long lost beatnik coffee house
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Chris Hiatt @9:55
It's all that turtle meat, Chris Hiatt. Goes right through ya.
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Vivian:

Ken, are you going to play that spooky Jaysus song about 9/11?
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Elena:

The beatnik gif accompanying Charlie Parker is so good.
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McGroovey:

That Charlie Parker toon was the busy doing about IBS that I've heard on ages!
  9:59am
MD:

What smart animals….they can sing…. I wonder if they will invent cold fusion???
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DanFA:

Good Morning Ken.
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DanFA:

↳ DanFA @10:00
Love the show
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McGroovey:

OK, my wishlist for the comments board:

1. Ability to edit comments you've posted, when you realized there's another typo you didn't notice
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Be Now Homeboy:

Will this be an ongoing "Karen" segment.. hmm
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McGroovey:

"busy doing about IBS" means "best song about IBS "
  10:02am
MD:

KAREN! STOP POOPING ON KEN!!!
  10:02am
Sam:

Yeah, im with Karen. take a break from the poop and go back to the creepy sexual stuff like “Sandwiches”
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DanFA:

Love the new playlist feature.
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PigeonsAndRust:

Equal opportunity diaharrea. Diaharrea for all!!
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Tome:

Morning , now grievences FFS ! just enjoy !
  10:03am
MD:

IBS SANDWICHES!!! YUM!
  10:03am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Just wait for IBS Karen to listen to the new sewage segment!
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chresti:

↳ McGroovey @10:01
good one
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Chris Hiatt:

Micah's show is WFMU's secret weapon.
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Roberto:

Was that Trini's pet name for his turds?
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DanFA:

The Vandals have a song with diaharrea in the lyrics.
  10:05am
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The original Crusty?
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jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

www.youtube.com...
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jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

www.youtube.com...
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dei xhrist:

burnt toast guy? I saw him once on german TV and now I know i'm only marginally crazy
  10:06am
Sam:

Her soddy Arabian horses
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BillyLundun:

Any breaking the toilet in the box today, Mr Ken?
  10:06am
Dean:

Germany's loaf thieves won't get their slice
Meza, Ed.  Variety; Los Angeles Vol. 413, Iss. 12, (Feb 9-Feb 15, 2009): 5.

When a statue was recently stolen from the main square of the central German city of Erfurt, it was more than a mere theft. It was a kidnapping.

The statue was of Bernd das Brot, a hugely popular TV character - a melancholy bread loaf - on German children's channel KLKA.

The channel presented the statue to the city in 2007, and it stood next to the imposing neo-gothic city hall until Jan. 21, when it disappeared.

A group of anarchists claimed responsibility for the abduction, followed by a YouTube video that indicated that the anthropomorphic loaf had joined its members in solidarity.

The anarchists are battling the city over squatting rights, after their evic- tion from an abandoned facto- ry where crema- torium ovens were once con- structed for Nazi death camps. The squatters had opened a literary cafe and organized lecture events at the site, as well as arranged tours.

Naturally, the station and Bernd das Brot creator Tommy Krappweis have called for his safe return - Stockholm syndrome or not. "Kidnapping, even of bread loaves, is the wrong means of achiev- ing political goals," Krappweis says. "Bernd has suffered enough."
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Roberto:

Mis gatos niños will drink from the toilet on occasion.
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jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

its a loaf…
  10:07am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Lets all break a toilet for IBS Karen!
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DanFA:

Is he like Powdered Toast Man from Ren and Stimpy?
  10:07am
Sam:

You can’t have your bread and toast it too.
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(Murakami Whywolf))):

I found it funny the first time, with repetition it sounds like making fun of an old lady whose speech is more unbound than I prefer, but is suffering from something potentially very serious. I mean…_blood_.

We need more rachmones.
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Roberto:

Any relation to French Toast Man?
  10:07am
MD:

When Jesus took a dump it was HOLY SHITE!!!
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Lixiviated Life:

brave no?
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Lixiviated Life:

Ok bye
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jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

and BERND is his surname
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Fredericks:

"Where is the cat Nino in the bathroom?"
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Krys O.:

↳ Roberto @10:06
Roberto, don't let them. It's not good for them. :(
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micah:

IF THERE ISNT AN IBS-CENTRIC PROGRAM ON WFMU NEXT SUMMER I AM GOING TO STAND OUTSIDE THE BUILDING WITH A LOUDSPEAKER AND MAKE POOPING NOISES. HASHTAG ME POO
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Roberto:

↳ Krys O. @10:09
Dey nARSty
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Handy Haversack:

Micah, if anyone loiters near your protest in a Groucho mask throwing longing but anonymous glances your way, I think we all know who it will be.
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DanFA:

↳ micah @10:09
Would it be a talk show? Is there any music related to IBS?
  10:11am
pot8o:

↳ micah @10:09
it's called 7 second delay
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Krys O.:

↳ Roberto @10:09
Seriously, keep the lid closed. :)
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DanFA:

↳ Song: "Detective" by "Lovers Without Borders"
Dance music
  10:12am
Stefan:

Country Bernd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXpf4POkGHA&ab_channel=LRGDP
  10:12am
Brendan:

There is absolutely nothing funny about runny, bloody fecal matter smeared everywhere until two midwestern old ladies begin talking about it with the casual nature of a needlepoint conversation. Keep up the good work.
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DjLorraine:

↳ HyperDose @9:38
Yum, looks great too
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Roberto:

↳ Brendan @10:12
To my mind, it was already funny. Dot and Mill just made it an art form.
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Dave in Vermont:

...how does the original recording even exist...
  10:14am
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Next year, Dinner at Andy's should be called Pinching a Loaf in Erfurt.
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Be Now Homeboy:

loving this set
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McGroovey:

How does ANYTHING exist??? 🤔
  10:15am
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They poke you knees
  10:16am
P-90:

Someone told me this is where they play Wing records. Am I n the right place?
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chresti:

↳ Song: "Seagulls" by "Adrie"
I like this
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McGroovey:

Winger?
  10:17am
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Here's looking at you, squid
  10:17am
F⌗F⌗ (:

P-90,

Yes, this is the place for the right-Wing songs!
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Îke:

↳ Krys O. @10:11
My current cats are not toilet-oriented. However, Steve Rogers, the cowardly tuxedo cat, though he rarely shows any interest in human food, will lick the residue off any olive oil bottle within reach. What a weirdo.
  10:17am
MD:

@ dean… thank you for bringing us all up to date! I can get a good nights sleep now… in my squat…
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HyperDose:

↳ DjLorraine @10:13
It's thee best breakfast. Can top with an egg too if that's your thing
  10:18am
MD:

THE CULT OF KEN LIVES!!!!
  10:18am
pot8o:

↳ Îke @10:17
my cat is infatuated with butter & will try to get into it by any means necessary
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McGroovey:

And also the wrong-wing records. And maybe the wrong Winger records?
  10:20am
FletcherNYC:

Danielle Dax cover?
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-жеи:

↳ Fredericks @10:08
Fredericks, a more accurate translation would be "Where is the Bathroom Kitten?

You're welcome ("du bist wilkommen")
  10:20am
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Troggs
  10:20am
F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ John in Oslo @10:00

Look, Ken! It is possible to send a message to John in Oslo with the new reply feature! Come back, John! We miss you!
  10:20am
Androu B.:

↳ Dean @10:06
Lol, kudos to Germany's Jim Henson, Tommy Krappweis! And those anarchists have certainly achieved the most outrageous act of WTFery ever! I just don't see how they'believe kidnapping a puppet will get their message across.
Also, the story fits in with today's theme because someone going by the name Krappweis is involved.
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Handy Haversack:

Ike, Voltron as a kitten managed to knock down a bottle and spent a happy half hour licking up olive oil before we noticed.

pot80, ours are completely obsessed with nutritional yeast. They come for us HARD when we have it on popcorn.
  10:21am
P-90:

Or even Paul McCartright & Wing?
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Îke:

↳ pot8o @10:18
That seems a little more normal, since cats are known to like dairy. My other cat, Toasty, aggressively pursues any and all yogurt. But Steve, OLIVE OIL?!?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Big Blood! !! !!!
  10:22am
FletcherNYC:

Oh I’m thinking Big Blood.. another Ken regular . I never heard the original
  10:23am
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Katzenfreude
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Handy Haversack:

There we go!
  10:23am
Creston:

Silver apples cover
  10:23am
F⌗F⌗ (:

This Big Blood never runs down your legs.
  10:23am
Liz:

Ken, you were reading my mind!
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Îke:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:20
Holy schmow, Handy. You got some extra-weird ones there. But then, that’s why we like ‘em, eh?
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joe from montclair:

In Defense of Steve Rogers: olive oil is a great treasure and he deserves every lick
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-жеи:

↳ F⌗F⌗ ( @10:20
what the HELL you talking about f0f0
  10:25am
morphe':

Not sure any of this is true but it seems so ... full article below, below:"
1. YOU DON’T NEED PERMISSION TO COVER A SONG
Gavel.jpeg
A common misconception in the music industry is that you need to receive permission from the original composer in order to record a cover version of their song. However, US copyright law makes it much easier than that for artists wishing to cover a piece of music.

This is thanks to something known as “compulsory licensing.” Compulsory licensing basically states that the owners of a song can’t deny you releasing a cover song (your own interpretation). However, you must do two things if you wish to go this route.

1. First, you must notify the owner of your intent to cover the song. Once again, this isn’t asking for permission, it simply lets them know what’s going on with their composition.

2. Second, you must pay a specific royalty rate per song being purchased or downloaded. The current royalty rate, per purchase/download, is 9.1 cents for music under 5 minutes. If the song is over 5 minutes the rate is 1.75 cents per minute or a fraction thereof.

We’ll dig a little deeper into how to pay this rate and what it covers in our next cover song tip.

https://syncsongwriter.com/blog/legally-releasing-cover-songs
  10:25am
JetBoy of Astoria:

Don’t listen to big blood. They are in tight with big bandaid.
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Handy Haversack:

JetBoy, you've always been an anticoagulant!
  10:27am
Androu B.:

↳ JetBoy of Astoria @10:25
Not to mention Big Pharma.
  10:28am
Dean:

"They are in tight with big bandaid." That's a conspiracy theory. They're in with styptics.
  10:28am
F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ -жеи @9:41
I don't even know, Ken! I'm going crazy here juggling between browsers. One doesn't let me post and the other won't refresh!
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Îke:

↳ joe from montclair @10:25
No dispute here! I put it on everything. I’m just surprised to see a cat acquiring a taste for it. OTOH, he *is* from south Brooklyn, so…
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Beast of Boonton:

↳ F⌗F⌗ ( @10:28
Have you tried rebooting?
  10:29am
eileen_tooth:

Big blood is good
  10:30am
eileen_tooth:

Hi
  10:30am
Marie:

Hi Ken, hi everyone! I had a cat who was crazy about parmesan cheese
  10:31am
F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ -жеи @9:41
Hi, John! Welcome. Long time no see!
  10:31am
Lord Jimz:

I love this song
I transcribed it- cool harmony
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Krys O.:

Reddy Kilowatt!
  10:33am
F⌗F⌗ (:

I tried rebooting AND even clicked Ken's Dump button. Nothing works.
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Roberto:

My old boi likes anything carbsy but he's on a strict diet for his diabooties :/
  10:34am
Lord Jimz:

bird and moles?
uncannily cool
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-жеи:

↳ eileen_tooth @10:30
Hi Eileen
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DjLorraine:

I think a dab of coconut oil on the paws is good for cats. I can't quote my source tho.
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JtotheK:

↳ Song: "New You" by "My Bloody Valentine"
thanks for the MBV track, Ken!
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Michele with One "L":

Hello Ken!
  10:37am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Big Blood, My Bloody Valentine.... Blood all over!
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JtotheK:

↳ F⌗F⌗ ( @9:00
hello Fofo!
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mattV:

is this song "new you"?
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BillyLundun:

YES!
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Handy Haversack:

All down your nightgown, F⌗F⌗.
  10:39am
eileen_tooth:

Hi!
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AnAnonymousParty:

How do you a brick a toilet?
  10:39am
F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ JtotheK @10:38
Welcome! Just in time for the toilet "break"!
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DanFA:

Who was that?
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BillyLundun:

Xmas edition of breakin the toilet!
  10:40am
eileen_tooth:

Idk AnAnon
  10:40am
F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ JtotheK @10:38
Breakin' the toilet, without a doubt the song of the year for me.
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Chris Hiatt:

↳ BillyLundun @10:06
Looks like the answer is yes!
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JtotheK:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @9:10
I agree, font size and italics are great!
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chresti:

↳ Song: "New You" by "My Bloody Valentine"
At first I thought this was the Dead Kennedys
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BillyLundun:

↳ Chris Hiatt @10:40
Indeed!
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Ken @10:41

Ooo, the Cabella's in Dundee? Good Taco Bell there, too. Nice picnic area.
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DanFA:

That's some good shit.
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HyperDose:

You give Alan all the fun jobs!
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alan the painter:

Laughing from a bathtub south of you, Ken you get the best mail
.Extricate, expectorate on....
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DanFA:

Alan is WFMU's secret weapon.
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McGroovey:

Mistakes? None stood out, particularly.
  10:44am
bradford:

you're high dude
  10:44am
F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ JtotheK @10:38
↳ Talking Egg @ frying pan o' clock

Hi.
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Roberto:

All right, which one of you chuckleheads closed my browser window while I was in the baño?
  10:45am
Dean:

I only just realized that Talking Egg is in fact Talking Eggs.
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PaulRobeson1922:

↳ Song: "I Have Known Love" by "Big Blood"
I Have Known Love and Love has won
  10:46am
F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ Roberto @10:45
Yo no fui. Fue teté.
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HyperDose:

↳ Song: "You Talkin' Egg to Me?" by "Talking Egg"
Yeah Egg, I am talkin' to you!
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AnAnonymousParty:

... starts snapping photos ... "wait'll they see THIS"
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DanFA:

It's like Car Talk, but for the weird growth on your junk.
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Krys O.:

↳ Song: "You Talkin' Egg to Me?" by "Talking Egg"
Take it over easy, Talking Egg.
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JtotheK:

↳ F⌗F⌗ ( @10:40
i'm glad i arrived in time for breaking the toilet track!
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βrian:

I'm sure you'll get a submission from the Club for Growth.
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tom tom the pipers son:

@ken this doesn't sound like hippy noise to me... too regular a beat
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

Good morning Ken and New Comment Boarders!
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Îke:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:42
There’s no arrow in your comment even though it’s a reply. That is odd. Did Ken delete his own comment after you replied to it? Or do comment gremlins lurk?
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Elena:

↳ Song: "The Calling" by "Discrepants"
Like this one a lot
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-жеи:

↳ Handy Haversack @10:42
Exactly Handy! The CABELA's in Dundee! It's where I get ALL my bathroom supplies and firearms
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brainiac:

↳ Song: "The Calling" by "Discrepants"
"It looks like there aren't many great matches for your search
Try using words that might appear on the page you’re looking for. For example, 'cake recipes' instead of 'how to make a cake.'"
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Elena:

↳ brainiac @10:56
yes i also can’t find it
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-жеи:

↳ Elena @10:57
Weird, The Discrepants record label is "Cacophonous Revival"
  11:00am
eileen_tooth:

If someone ifs telling you how shit something is and how miserable it is, what do you even say in response? Oh? That sucks?!
Like I’m just not good at this and I can’t take it
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Elena:

↳ -жеи @10:59
Ok found it, thanks Ken! cacophonousrevivalrecordings.bandcamp.com...
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Colin in Durham England:

Best radio ever
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βrian:

I played the cacophone in highscool band.
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Handy Haversack:

↳ -жеи @10:55
A very wise choice, Ken. It's also a great place to watch people make their crying children pose for photos with a mountain of game animals. AND to see the fullest "Sharps" disposal boxes of any bathroom in the hemisphere. Really, just a fun day out.
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Ivan:

You are crazy for this one.
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brainiac:

↳ Elena @11:00
Thanks for the link, Elena
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "Baby Got One Problem" by "DJ Strayriffs"
End the contest. We have a diarrhinner.
  11:02am
eileen_tooth:

https://youtu.be/Fk0gKS5BjeI
  11:02am
MD:

THAT WAS GREAT!!!
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-жеи:

↳ eileen_tooth @11:00
Hang in there Eileen! Not sure what you're referring to but it sounds like you are in distress.
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chresti:

↳ eileen_tooth @11:00
"That sounds terrible for you", etc
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DanFA:

What about Screamin Jay Hawkins Constipation Blues?
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Vivian:

↳ Song: "Los Paranoias" by "The Beatles"
Thought for a sec this was Flight of the Concords..
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Handy Haversack:

Well done, DJ Strayriffs!

Ike, I copy-pasted the reply arrow thingy to respond to something Ken said on his mic break. I would call the experiment a success! The perfect crime!
  11:03am
eileen_tooth:

I’m in distress always 😥
  11:04am
F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ Roberto @10:45
Roberto,

Not yet. What if there is a Spanish version of Dorotea la Exploratoilets remix in the waiting?
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chresti:

*as a response to someone else's terrible thing
  11:05am
eileen_tooth:

Chresti but doesn’t that sound a little fake? Idk I’m afraid Iof always sounding too fake so I say that sucks usually cuz it’s very on point for me to say
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Feldy:

↳ Song: "Los Paranoias" by "The Beatles"
It's not Los Paranoias if they're Los out to get you
  11:06am
Dean:

McCartney's Spanish not so good
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brainiac:

↳ Song: "Los Paranoias" by "The Beatles"
I'd give it 4/5 fried eggs 🍳🍳🍳🍳
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Krys O.:

↳ Song: "Los Paranoias" by "The Beatles"
Huzzah!
  11:07am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Why no one has ever told me about this Los Paranoias Beatles song??
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brainiac:

All I wanted was a Pepsi
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Erin in TO:

↳ Song: "Lucky Lunatics" by "Tony Bluetile"
This is...amazing
  11:08am
Dean:

Do we have outtakes of "Revolution 2-8"?
  11:08am
eileen_tooth:

Ken plays the best songs
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Handy Haversack:

Hell yes, Tony Bluetile.
  11:08am
Androu B.:

↳ brainiac @11:07
...but I got a Coke instead!
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joe mulligan:

↳ Song: "Lucky Lunatics" by "Tony Bluetile"
could you please pass the pepsi
  11:09am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Tony Bluetile, the artist revelation of the year!
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Colin in Durham England:

Well. Perfection has been achieved
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

↳ Song: "Lucky Lunatics" by "Tony Bluetile"
That was amazing.
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Beast of Boonton:

"No coke, pepsi"
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Feldy:

"All I wanted was a Diet Shasta Orange" rejected lyric
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Elena:

↳ brainiac @11:02
You’re wecolme, brainiac—looks like Google is breaking down along with Twitter
  11:10am
Brendan:

We have Pepsi and Thorazine
  11:10am
eileen_tooth:

Feldy 😂😂😂
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Wind:

Morocco!!! WILL WIN
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Handy Haversack:

This is some good sports radio! Trust me, I have seen the abyss.
  11:11am
eileen_tooth:

I want a seltzer and some meth
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jdaAndAnoukFromCologne:

so its France against ex france
  11:11am
F⌗F⌗ (:

You're mistaken, Ken. Final score was 36-41
  11:11am
annie b:

Ken it’s my bday
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HyperDose:

↳ annie b @11:11
Happy Birthday!!!
  11:12am
Dean:

Go, Maghreb! Go, Maghreb!
  11:12am
annie b:

Thank you!!
  11:13am
Androu B.:

↳ annie b @11:11
Happy BDay, annie b!
  11:13am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Happy birthday, annie b!
  11:13am
eileen_tooth:

Happy birthday
  11:13am
eileen_tooth:

Oh doctor bronner
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Elena:

↳ annie b @11:11
Happy birthday!
  11:14am
annie b:

Thanks everyone! Happy bday Dr Bronner
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PigeonsAndRust:

Happy birthday from all us merkins
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βrian:

As long as you don't pluralize the team, you're good.
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Wind:

↳ annie b @11:11
Happy Birthday...many more!
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joe mulligan:

us merkins weren't made for football
  11:15am
JetBoy of Astoria:

Ken - soccer called the sweet science
  11:15am
pot8o:

happy birthday!
  11:15am
F⌗F⌗ (:

You better catch up with football, USA! After all , you are hosting the next World Cup!
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Dave in Vermont:

but Ken, who's responsible for celebrating Krampus this year?
  11:15am
eileen_tooth:

I love the diarrhea lady
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Wind:

↳ Dave in Vermont @11:15
I believe Krampus has passed...it was on 12/5....?
  11:16am
F⌗F⌗ (:

And diarrhea lady loves you too, eileen_tooth!
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βrian:

"Words cannot convey the vertiginous, wretching horror that enveloped me."

Those kind of fumes, you mean?
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Handy Haversack:

Happy birthday, annie b!
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HyperDose:

Crazy fun show today, Ken. Wonder what delightful oddities the 5th set will hold!
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-жеи:

↳ Dave in Vermont @11:15
I gave up on Krampus after the Hollywood movie of the same name came out. Cant keep Krampy down on the farm after he's seen Paree
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Rich in Washington:

Hmmm.. My comments not even getting through.
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Krys O.:

↳ Song: "gfdgfdgfd"
Nobody wants to talk to the Ed Gein Pie?
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Rich in Washington:

except that one!
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-жеи:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:20
I hear you loud and clear rich. RICH? RIIIIICCCCHHHHHH!!!!????
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Wind:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:21
me too
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Rich in Washington:

↳ -жеи @11:22
WHA?
Oh. I put my hearing aids in. My bad.
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brainiac:

Bert Kaempfert used an unusual electric bass that the Beatles went back to using in their later records. The Fender 6 was a six string solid body electric bass.
  11:24am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Rich in Washington,

Do you want to talk to Ken? He's down in Miami Beach. Please hold.
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-жеи:

↳ eileen_tooth @11:15
You're OK by me Eileen Tooth!
  11:24am
Androu B.:

↳ Song: "Everyone You Know" by "Curha"
gif = nightmare fuel
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prof.fuzz:

morning y'all
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Song: "Everyone You Know" by "Curha"
This is delightful.
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brycepunk1:

Great mix
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Karl Ward:

I am here, and I brought the Rumpel Minze, for the hot cocoa
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Roberto:

↳ Beast of Boonton @11:09
eileen, have you set up an account with WFMU yet? I want to see that Georgie_tooth avatar.
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Karl Ward:

Also, I have a bunch of extra commas, gonna take a while to burn through them
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Roberto:

Oops I don't know why that was a reply to B of B.
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Karl Ward @11:27
I'm up to my neck in semi-colons and ampersands. Got any parenthesis or forward slashes you can spare?
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βrian:

Up to one's neck in any kind of colon is no fun.
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-жеи:

↳ Karl Ward @11:27
Karl you missed it, I played your single
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Rich in Washington:

↳ βrian @11:29
Remember, an umlaut is just a horizontal colon and that's what Eisenhower died of, according to The Firesign Theatre.
  11:32am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Brian,

I believe Ken had a semi-colonoscopy ailment in the past, right Ken?
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βrian:

I thought he'd died of dieresis.
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Karl Ward:

↳ -жеи @11:30
I have a single? Am I sleep-releasing music again?
  11:33am
Eric B:

Really great show today, Ken!
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chresti:

The gif with kid/cat sitting on a drafting table is confusing.
  11:33am
JetBoy of Astoria:

There has been some rockin on the show today. Great show Ken!
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-жеи:

↳ Karl Ward @11:33
I stand kowreckted
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prof.fuzz:

@karl: it's from your grammar rock band "The Comma Toes"
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tom tom the pipers son:

now this is hippy noise
  11:34am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Karl Ward,

You even have a Grammy nomination!
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-жеи:

↳ tom tom the pipers son @11:34
But this has a very discernible BEAT
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Karl Ward:

↳ prof.fuzz @11:34
With a chorus like "Comma comma comma comma-leon" I just can't lose
  11:34am
eileen_tooth:

Roberto I have set up an account
  11:35am
eileen_tooth:

But I haven’t used a Georgie avatar just a guys chin with cum rolling down
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Wind:

↳ Roberto @11:27
I did the something weird earlier too....
↳ HyperDose @9:38
Durchfall Dame
didn't mean to do that...
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AnAnonymousParty:

↳ Song: "Solid" by "Oneida"
Kinda Hawkwindesque, seems.
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brainiac:

Ken, can we hear Jim Price's Diarrhea Lady Remix again? I missed it the first time.
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Hubig Pie:

Oneida be rawkin'
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prof.fuzz:

↳ Karl Ward @11:34
Comma Leon is a ref to the original bass player who died in a tragic sentence diagramming accident
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Roberto:

↳ eileen_tooth @11:35
Nice! Now sign in so I can see that glorious image :P
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Erin in TO:

Why do mashups bring me such joy? Ken finds all the best ones
  11:36am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Diarrhea Lady never released a single. She secreted everything in one go.
  11:36am
eileen_tooth:

Brainiac when has Ken ever replayed anything for anyone???
  11:36am
eileen_tooth:

This song is Hilariousssss
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Wind:

Oh....turning on my "serious" speakers for this one!
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Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever):

Hey y'all. To the folks with older Safari machines where new comments aren't automatically appearing on these newfangled comment-reply playlists: A fix is on the way!
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brainiac:

↳ Kenzo (Ken's Last Ever) @11:36
Keep working your arcane magic, Kenzo
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Wind:

Ken, if anyone kan find a way ...you Ken!
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Chris Hiatt:

Chalkin' this up to the fumes.
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Franco Twinkie:

Can you play something with a calliope? I'm just here for the cartoons.
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βrian:

"You are Karen, Sabu."
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AnAnonymousParty:

I played checkers with a calliope once. The calliope won.
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Handy Haversack:

Krys O.! Fantastic!
  11:40am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Krys OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
  11:40am
eileen_tooth:

🥰
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Krys O.:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:40
Thanks!
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Song: "Hello Party Line" by "Krys O"
Diarrhea Lady is sitting in a room different than the one you are.
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brainiac:

↳ Song: "Hello Party Line" by "Krys O"
This is great, hypnotic stuff, Krys O 
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Webhamster Henry:

Another Diarrhemix hit!
  11:41am
eileen_tooth:

Where can I just get a copy of the diarrhea lady !?
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Karl Ward:

Ken you are the only person who would appreciate this absolutely terrible record from the late 80s by Splatterreah, a Houston grindcore band from my high school. I think it's FCC-friendly, because as far as I can tell there are no lyrics, just guttural gibberish, probably about vomit. www.youtube.com...
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Strandlund:

Good Job Krys O!!
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tom tom the pipers son:

@ken yes discernible but more complex than that other song. maybe the beat wasn't the thing to point to, but that other song wasn't hippy noise at all besides it was too short
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chresti:

↳ Song: "Hello Party Line" by "Krys O"
Yay Krys O!
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Dave in Vermont:

↳ -жеи @11:20
all things must pass- sad but i'll be fine
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ eileen_tooth @11:41
The link is right at the top of the playlist! blogfiles.wfmu.org...
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Wind:

↳ Krys O. @11:41
GOOOOOOOAAAAAL...I must acquire some knowledge of how to mix! so fun
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Rich in Washington:

This is great, Krys O.!
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brainiac:

diarrhea lady is s(h)itting in a room
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Barno in Akron:

Well done, Krys O!
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Destroit:

Krys O ftw hahahaha
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Zebtron A. Rama:

OMG...it hurts.
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PigeonsAndRust:

Turned the computer back on to say how much I love this, Krys O.!
  11:42am
eileen_tooth:

This one is great!
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DjLorraine:

↳ chresti @11:33
But also a cake with a candle
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Alvy Singer:

This Krys O mix would fit nicely on Locust Abortion Technician by Butthole Surfers.
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Krys O.:

Tanx! This contains actual voice mail messages I received over the years.
  11:43am
F⌗F⌗ (:

eileen_tooth,

You don'tt need a copy of the Diarrhrea Lady. You can be THE diarrhea lady herself. Just make sure to eat sometthig with e.Coli before going to bed and wait for 3am.
  11:43am
eileen_tooth:

My husband hates all poop talk so he wouldn’t be a fan of this show. 😥
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HyperDose:

↳ Wind @11:35
I was confused haha
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Colin in Durham England:

Happy Birthday. Best Ken show ever, hope he’s on on my birthday. (Feb 18th, same as his)
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βrian:

E-calliope?
  11:44am
eileen_tooth:

I don’t want to be the diarrhea lady tho 😂
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unpopularfred:

↳ Song: "Hello Party Line" by "Krys O"
I had an idea about giving Dorothy the ol' Terry Riley, glad someone else did it as I never would have gotten around to it t. Good job Krys O
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Colin in Durham England:

Nevermind, it’s a Saturday
  11:44am
Dean:

All of the remixes so far have been superb. Inspirational.

Download from here, eileen_tooth: https://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2022/The_Complete_Diarrhea_Lady.zip
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Rich in Washington:

this is what FM radio was invented for. Thanks Lee De Forest!
  11:44am
eileen_tooth:

I hope Ken’s show is on on my birthday March 2! I will be very old so I need the diarrhea lady
  11:45am
eileen_tooth:

Ugh my birthday falls on a damn Tuesday next year
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tom tom the pipers son:

@eileen tooth my birthday also
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unpopularfred:

↳ brainiac @11:42
so long as it's different from where I am
  11:46am
melissa fleischman:

This is incredible - and making me feel sick while listening
  11:46am
eileen_tooth:

Now I’ll be more depressed come March 2nd
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "Hello Party Line" by "Krys O"
Party lines were really like this.
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Chris Hiatt:

↳ Song: "Hello Party Line" by "Krys O"
Nice one!
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CVB from SYR:

I want to murder diarrhea lady. I don't know why.
  11:47am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Rather than inspirational, I find the Diarrhea Lady incontinental.
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Handy Haversack:

Loved it, Krys O.! Really well done.
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Wind:

↳ eileen_tooth @11:43
hahaha I wonder why....a question to explore...
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Erin in TO:

↳ CVB from SYR @11:46
I suspect you're too late for that
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full_english_breakfast:

↳ Song: "Hello Party Line" by "Krys O"
excellent work Krys O!
  11:47am
JetBoy of Astoria:

@eileen_tooth - who will be older, you or your cat (measuring the cat’s age in cat years, of course)?
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Krys O.:

↳ Chris Hiatt @11:46
Grazie! We are the Diarrhea Lady. The Diarrhea Lady is us.
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Erin in TO:

Well done entry, Krys, good work!
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PigeonsAndRust:

That reminded me of a fone phreak tape on YouTube where because of a switching failure hundreds of local calls were all stuck together on one circuit but no party could hear their intended except as one voice out of hundreds..so it was mostly people going " Hello I can't hear you" and such
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chresti:

↳ DjLorraine @11:42
Right? Sitting on a drafting table, and there's a plaque of some sort..
  11:48am
eileen_tooth:

Thanks Dean now I have diarrhea lady on my iPad
  11:48am
F⌗F⌗ (:

Folks, you gotta remember! Diarrhea Remix Contest runs until first Wednesday of January.
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Handy Haversack:

"Suanne Harbaugh is a recurring caller to Mormon Talk (and occasionally to Carson's Corner) who is known for singing songs during many of her calls. She is a member of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and an active member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. She is a member of the Mormon Talk Fandom Band, having been featured in the Window To His Love."

I mean, Ken *did* say Micah put him on this tip.
  11:49am
Dean:

"diarrhea lady on my iPad"

Better there than all over the bed.
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Krys O.:

↳ PigeonsAndRust @11:48
That sounds familiar. I get a lot of messages where the robot or the telemarketer has a conversation with my answering device.
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PigeonsAndRust:

And on the first Thursday of January the competition runs down your leg
  11:49am
Androu B.:

↳ PigeonsAndRust @11:48
Please link, P&R!
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Rich in Washington:

That Wall Of Voodoo track has a very surreal Margaret Keane-inspired video to accompany it.
  11:50am
Dean:

I've been to some wonderful concerts at Temple Square in Salt Lake City.
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PigeonsAndRust:

Android, if you check this board tonight I promise I'll come back and post it. It was an excerpt from one of a long series of tapes and it will take some doing to find, but I can find it
  11:50am
eileen_tooth:

My head feels super weird today maybe if I nap it’ll feel more normal
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Handy Haversack:

She's in Provo, Dean. That explains a lot.
  11:51am
eileen_tooth:

I didn’t
  11:51am
Dean:

Provo! Weirdest coordinates on the planet.
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BillyLundun:

I have not watched mad Heidi :(
  11:51am
eileen_tooth:

Opera is an jerk
  11:52am
F⌗F⌗ (:

eileen_tooth,

Hmm..Looks like the first signs of an upcoming diarrhea.
  11:52am
Tom in KINNELON:

I was chef the trailer
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Carmichael:

Good morning Kenneth and diarrheaites. I'm watching 1899, which is more surreal and confusing than Twin Peaks.
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Wind:

I was going to watch it! Will review when you get back?
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prof.fuzz:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:50
we bought and sold our house in spanish fork ut (aka the backside of provo) through the osmond real estate agency...
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DjLorraine:

↳ chresti @11:48
A record, a present and a halo too!
  11:52am
Tom in KINNELON:

I was watched the trailer
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prof.fuzz:

horses got all crazy and stuff
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Wind:

↳ HyperDose @11:43
Hahaha apologies:)
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Michele with One "L":

↳ Song: "I Am A Rock / Splitting In Two" by "The Apostles"
My theme song!
  11:54am
eileen_tooth:

Is Casper van dien in it?
  11:54am
yippie:

the rock that the builders refuse
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Krys O.:

↳ prof.fuzz @11:52
One of my sisters lives in Provo. She's been in Utah for nearly 30 years.
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Handy Haversack:

Well, Ken, you done done again. Forms sure were freed. Never has a bed been so deftly and skillfully pooped. Te salu', Don Kenneone.

Stay freeform, everyone! ¡Adios, F#F#, Androu B.!
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Karl Ward:

Like Porest said: WE ARE SEDIMENTARY ROCKS
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Phillippe:

↳ Song: "I Am A Rock / Splitting In Two" by "The Apostles"
somebody should be throwing rocks...
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Wind:

↳ Colin in Durham England @11:43
internet says 2/18/2023 is a saturday
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morphe':

Thanks Ken ???? Good Holidays... The later is sincere...
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Song: "I Am A Rock / Splitting In Two" by "The Apostles"
This is delightfully bonkers.
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DyperHose:

Nice show today Ken.
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Krys O.:

Thanks, Ken!
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tom tom the pipers son:

thanks ken have a nice vacay
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brainiac:

↳ Carmichael @11:52
Hi, Carm. I just read about 1899. This piece says one should do subtitles rather than the dub to English
www.cnet.com...
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eileen_tooth:

Ken we’ll miss you next week
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Magenta:

Thanks Ken! Happy holidays!
  11:58am
chresti:

Thanks Ken!
iPhone app is blanking out.
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DjLorraine:

Ken, safe travels
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Wind:

Thanks -жеи. Forms were definitely
freed. Amen!
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HyperDose:

Thanks Ken. Have a nice two weeks off!
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Elena:

Such a great frenetic show today, thanks Ken!
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prof.fuzz:

↳ Krys O. @11:54
we were able to escape after six years... the in-laws live north of salt lake
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brainiac:

Wait, Ken, don't go. Do another 3 hours, or just start this one over again.
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βrian:

Mary is perched on here paisley ottoman, for those who whatever:

freeform.wfmu.org...
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F⌗F⌗ (:

The comment board fix is coming in just few seconds. Please hold !
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Rich in Washington:

Danke, Ken!
See you next week!
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Carmichael:

↳ brainiac @11:57
I do subtitles, since each chatacter speaks in a different language, but they seem to understand each other.
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βrian:

*her*
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, -жеи. See you in '23! 🥂
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

Thanks Ken, have a very happy holiday and be well!
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Wind:

see you at dinner
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Handy Haversack:

Enjoy your break, Ken!
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Brendan:

Thanks Ken for 2022!
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F⌗F⌗ (:

See you next year, Ken!
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Colin in Durham England:

Happy golidays
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-жеи:

Bye everybody! Happy Holy Daze!!
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Okasa:

Welp, that was a year.
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The World.:

Love for you presenting to the public the Brothers Fred and Alan. They are so funny and real. Their stories about their experiences are great.
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CVB from SYR:

Thanks Ken! Happy happy!
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brainiac:

Bye Ken and everyone. Happy everything.
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F⌗F⌗ (:

Thanks, Eggf for the Ken! Great show as always. Till next episode, people! Take care and remember: diarrhea hits you at 3.
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Androu B.:

-жеи, Italy might end up seeing those kinds of horrors now that they have a Far right-wing government in power. It might even be worse than what Switzerland could ever come up with, dare I say!

Anyway, thanks for another rollicking rollercoaster ride through a wearysome Wednesday! Btw, don't know if I'll take part in the Diarrhemix contest, but some idea might come my way out of the blue.

¡Hasta luego, F⌗F⌗, Handy, HiperDosis,
y Webcui Enrique!

And to all the Freed Forms, a pleasant rest of your day!
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Phillippe:

Thanks Ken
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Barno in Akron:

Have a super holiday, Ken!
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F⌗F⌗ (:

Hasta pronto, Androu B, Handy B (aka Toilet Breakers)!
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F⌗F⌗ (:

↳ CVB from SYR @12:00
is your avatar a chipmunk?
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Colin in Durham England:

Lol @ poo
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