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General Strike  Sea Hunt   Favoriting Danger In Paradise  Piano 
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Jaime Brockett  Legend Of The U.S.S. Titanic   Favoriting Remember The Wind And The Rain  Oracle 
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Swell Maps  Midget Submarines   Favoriting    
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Fred Lane with Ron Pate's Debonairs  Rubber Room   Favoriting From The One That Cut You  Shimmy Disk 
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Gus Englehorn  Terrible Horse   Favoriting Dungeon Master  Secret City 
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Robert Alberg  I Been Single All My Life   Favoriting Inside Out Music Musics in the Margin Volume 3  Sub Rosa 
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Sweat Talley  Looking For A Virgin   Favoriting    
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Fred Frith  Too Much Too Little   Favoriting Cheap At Half The Price  Rec Rec Music 
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TEKE::TEKE  Setagya Koya   Favoriting Hagata  Kill Rock Stars 
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Lonnie Holley  Mount Meigs   Favoriting Oh Me Oh My  Jagia 
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Dommengang  Society Blues   Favoriting Wished Eye  Thrill Jockey 
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Thomas Dinger  Fur Dich (Bureau B Edit)   Favoriting Silberland Vol 2 - The Driving Side Of Kosmische Musik 1974​-​1984  Bureau B 
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My Heart Will Go On  The Piano Player   Favoriting    
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Endon  Born In Limbo   Favoriting Through The Mirror  Daymare Recordings 
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Animal Scream  It's Raining Somewhere   Favoriting Heartbroke Motel  American Hermitage 
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Wednesday  Bull Believer   Favoriting Rat Saw God  Dead Oceans 
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My Bloody Valentine  I Only Said   Favoriting m.b.v.  ? 
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Hen Ogledd  Gwawr In Reverse   Favoriting Bronze  Streamline 
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Percy Granger  Free Music No 2 for 6 Theremins   Favoriting         2:09:32 (Pop-up)
Dennis Bovell and Gaudi  Cross To Theremin   Favoriting 100 Years Of Theremin (The Dub Chapter)  Dubmission 
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Sam Gendel & Sam Wilkes  BOA   Favoriting    
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Combustible Edison  The Best Is Yet To Come   Favoriting Forbidden Isle Of Demos  Modern Harmonic 
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koenig  Another one (feat. Moor Mother)   Favoriting 1 Above Minus Underground  PTP / Ventil Records 
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Brother Russell  Is That 100% Porcelain?   Favoriting Melba Comes Alive   
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Phil Hendrie and Caller  Miami Beach Hello Remix   Favoriting Deplorable Plane Crashes Vol 4   
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Earth Kiss and Fire  I Was Made for Boogie Wonderland   Favoriting    
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Listener comments!

  8:29am
Fietje:

Hello everybody!
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-жеи:

Good morning Fietje~!
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Krys O.:

Hiya, жеи!
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-жеи:

Morgen, Krys!
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Vivian:

Good Morning Ken!
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PigeonsAndRust:

Good morning! I still can't believe Bob had the urge to visit the Titanic. Why, Bob, WHY?
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AnAnonymousParty:

GM, y'all. I'm waiting for summer to start.
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Edgar from Maine:

Hey Ken.
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queems:

oooh we doing some lost submarine today
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-жеи:

Hi all!
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G:

The theme from Davy Jones' Locker.
  9:01am
morphe':

Ouuccchhh !!!!
  9:02am
jan:

Das Boot
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Edgar from Maine:

↳ PigeonsAndRust @8:58
I'm trying not to paint extremely amusing images in my head of what's happening down there but it's hard.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:02am
Clincher16":

Good morning and happy Solstice Ken & company!
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Krys O.:

I read recently that some scientists want to introduce a non-native species of wasp to combat the spotted lanternfly problem. What could possibly go wrong? /s
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, solstice observers. With you now, but laptop must reboost soon for an operating system update. What could possibly go wring?
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Seamus from Saginaw:

Hellooo
  9:04am
wind:

Ken Baby!…. long time no hear 🙂
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kentuckywoman:

↳ Edgar from Maine @9:02
A coworker of mine wondered at what point do we suppose they established a pee corner >.<
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TDK60:

Good solstice morning, Ken. (It's still spring for an hour or two more?)
Oh, it's Brockett. He seemed to have held his breath.
  9:05am
Robm:

↳ Ken From Hyde Park @9:03
may not be able to listen to the magic factory for the rest of the day?
  9:05am
Listener Bop Monroe:

greetings from cloudy Tannersville SMK and all.
do the eagle rock!
eagle rock!
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-жеи:

Jaysuss this has NOT aged well. It hurts
  9:06am
f0f0 (:

Hello unsinkable Ken and friends of Egg!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:06am
Edgar from Maine:

↳ kentuckywoman @9:05
We were pondering flatulence. Or whether they decided to off one of the passengers to save 20% of the oxygen.
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Handy Haversack:

Morning, Ken, f0f0, all.
  9:06am
Listener Bop Monroe:

love this always!!
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Garrity (gpb):

Hello Ken & Kensters!
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Webhamster Henry:

Good Wednesday Kensluts!
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-жеи:

I'm a gonna wipe off the cane just in case....
Avatar 9:07am
Seamus from Saginaw:

Summer Babe, I wish it were still winter version
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:07am
Clincher16":

Y'know, Bob Dylan put out "Tempest," a long song about the Titanic, a few years ago....
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:07am
dans507:

An old favorite i haven't heard in a long time. Thanks Ken!
  9:07am
Listener Bop Monroe:

i'm gonna MOOOOVE you baby!!!
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G:

USS Titanic? Made with wood??
  9:08am
Purvis:

https://titanicpigeonforge.com/
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am
queems:

i read about this submarine guy like 6 months ago and i remember thinking "this fucking idiot is going to die in one of his macgyver ass submarines"
  9:09am
yippie:

near far where ever you are i believe that the heart will go on - celine dion 1997
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am
Zipperhead7:

This was a standard on Beaker Street, a program that aired on Little Rock's KAAY from 10:30 pm -2:30 am and blanketed the South and Midwest with "underground radio."
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:09am
DjLorraine:

Gmornin'. I'm not a billionaire but i did get certified in diving. It doesn't make sense from so many scientific angles why they got inside. Smh
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am
adampsyche:

I read that the tour does play Celine Dion on repeat during the descent.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:10am
PigeonsAndRust:

Not only did Vernon Dalhart sing about the Titanic he also made the first record about a lost submarine, "The Sinking of the S-51"
  9:10am
morphe':

Warnings about the prototype in 2018...
"David Lochridge, OceanGate’s director of marine operations, wrote an engineering report in 2018 that said the craft under development needed more testing and that passengers might be endangered when it reached “extreme depths,” according to a lawsuit filed that year in U.S. District Court in Seattle.
OceanGate sued Lochridge that year, accusing him of breaching a non-disclosure agreement, and he filed a counterclaim alleging that he was wrongfully fired for raising questions about testing and safety. The case settled on undisclosed terms several months after it was filed.
Lochridge's concerns primarily focused on the company's decision to rely on sensitive acoustic monitoring — cracking or popping sounds made by the hull under pressure — to detect flaws, rather than a scan of the hull. Lochridge said the company told him no equipment existed that could perform such a test on the 5-inch-thick (12.7-centimeter-thick) carbon-fiber hull...."

[seems like a reliable/thorough article?]

https://www.cp24.com/world/lawsuit-company-s-insufficient-testing-of-titanic-sub-put-passengers-in-potential-extreme-danger-1.6449710
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Karl:

↳ adampsyche @9:10
Man it's hard to ruin the 90s but Celine gave it the old college try for sure
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gone with the wind:

↳ Krys O. @9:03
LOL!!! The so called solutions are worse than the problem
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:12am
Zipperhead7:

"He walked around the wheelhouse once . . ."
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pocket vito:

WTF is a wheelhouse
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "Legend Of The U.S.S. Titanic" by "Jaime Brockett"
An old Dr. Demento Show standard. In retrospect, not as historically accurate as I once thought.
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AnAnonymousParty:

↳ queems @9:08
OH, now what could go wrong in a submarine controlled by a wireless video game controller?
  9:14am
Robm:

↳ queems @9:08
this is why i am wary of getting into any kind of sub because of crap like that
  9:14am
Listener Bop Monroe:

RIGHT!!!
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Vivian:

Those who boarded the vessel had to sign a waiver which included following: 'An experimental submersible vessel that has not been approved or certified by any regulatory body and could result in physical injury, disability, emotional trauma, or death' - Not a good sign...
  9:14am
Robm:

↳ AnAnonymousParty @9:13
lots of things
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dale:

hey now. is the voyage to the bottom of the sea theme good bed music?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:15am
DjLorraine:

For 1, blood vessels are fragile especially within the first 3 months after covid.
  9:15am
f0f0 (:

I believe Ken plays his show with a video controller.
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pocket vito:

Jesus, somebody get this guy some marijuana.
  9:16am
Fred and Alan:

↳ DjLorraine @9:15
Good Morning DJ Lorraine How are you? Fred and Alan
  9:16am
Listener Bop Monroe:

awoken and bokin'!!!
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PigeonsAndRust:

Somebody needs to mash this up with "Murder Most Foul" somehow
  9:16am
f0f0 (:

Dale, today is seabed music Wednesday.
  9:16am
A Bee:

This is making me weep
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sydnius:

↳ Vivian @9:14
well at least I won’t get a fatal perineum infection
  9:16am
Fred and Alan:

↳ Zipperhead7 @9:09
Hello Zipperhead7 How are you Fred and Alan
  9:16am
morphe':

Jaime Brockett - did the dude have a high speed teleprompter of a guy on speed with cardboard texts???
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pocket vito:

I thought he was going to say the ship hit a giant matzoh ball, man!
  9:17am
yippie:

i know led zeppelin did a song about moby dick, and theres also a moby dick song on the belly of the whale cd
  9:17am
Brendan:

Mornin’ Captain Ken. Permission to come aboard?
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zopa:

I'm gonna move you baby!!!!!
  9:17am
Fred and Alan:

↳ morphe' @9:10
Good Morning Morphe How are you Fred and Alan
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Juli:

V Andrew Jackson Jihad Vibes
  9:17am
Listener Bop Monroe:

eagle rock!
eagle rock!
  9:17am
Fred and Alan:

↳ Krys O. @8:39
Good Morning Krys O How are you Fred and Alan
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Karl:

"1983... (A Merman I Should Turn to Be)" by Jimi Hendrix
  9:18am
Mairzy Doats:

A good opportunity to give a shout-out for fans of marine disasters, about this awesome podcast (no ads, patreon-supported only): Beyond the Breakers (with Taylor and Tanner)
  9:18am
Blix:

One of my things up here is working on a snow crab harvest boat. We'll be hauling pots about 300 miles away from the wreck tomorrow.
  9:18am
Fred and Alan:

↳ Edgar from Maine @9:00
Good Morning Edgar Fred and Alan
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gone with the wind:

↳ Fred and Alan @9:16
good morning F&A
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pocket vito:

Find me!
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Zipperhead7:

↳ Fred and Alan @9:16
Hi fellas! Had my first meeting with incarcerated folks yesterday at the prison where I'm doing workshops. It was intense but great!
  9:18am
Fred and Alan:

↳ -жеи @9:01
Good Morning Ken How are you Fred and Alan
  9:18am
f0f0 (:

Hola, Handy, he who lives inside an egg in the bottom of the ocean!
  9:18am
morphe':

↳ Fred and Alan @9:17
Doing good Fred and Alan and hopefully ye too !!!! Ye are off today I'm thinking .. Th-Sun on the job???
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-жеи:

Well that was thoroughly regrettable. Not unlike a bad Andy Breckman riff
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:19am
Edgar from Maine:

↳ Fred and Alan @9:18
Hello Fred and Alan. Happy summer—try to avoid submarine tours!
  Swag For Life Member 9:19am
captain beef fart:

Was Dylan on that submersible?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:19am
Krys O.:

I recently watched a crappy sci-fi movie with Lloyd Bridges called Around the World Under the Sea. It was on TCM two weeks ago. Lots of submarine drama in that.

en.wikipedia.org...
  9:19am
Pink Floyd:

Hey, we got a song that's submariney
  9:19am
Fred and Alan:

↳ gone with the wind @9:18
Gone with the Wind Good Morning Fred and Alan
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sydnius:

↳ Edgar from Maine @9:19
sub tours are nice- when the mooring lines are tight
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pocket vito:

↳ captain beef fart @9:19
Obviously. That's why Ken's doing this Dylan tribute today.
  9:20am
Listener Bop Monroe:

↳ Song: "Legend Of The U.S.S. Titanic" by "Jaime Brockett"
nostalgia outweighs the cringe factor for i.

...and no, he's in a hot air balloon.
  9:20am
bobobob plasticland:

This sounds like Ravonettes
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Juli:

↳ -жеи @9:18
I Mean AJJ is better :P
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DjLorraine:

↳ Fred and Alan @9:16
Today is a good day to be alive with Fred and Alan!
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PaulRobeson1923:

Hi Hi Hi

Ok imagine being in the capsule. What’s everybody saying to each other?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21am
Edgar from Maine:

↳ sydnius @9:19
My dad wrote a book about the bends and a different diving disaster. Six feet deep is enough for me!
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pocket vito:

↳ PaulRobeson1923 @9:20
FIND ME!
  9:21am
pmcWhenevah:

Eno’s The Ship LP is a, errr… deep focus on the titantic
  9:21am
Fred and Alan:

↳ Zipperhead7 @9:18
Zipperhead7 alot of the customers we deal with should be incarcerated
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Krys O.:

There's also Sea Hunt gifs:

giphy.com...
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gone with the wind:

↳ -жеи @9:18
Eh, not too bad....im glad to be here in the land of weirdness :)
  Swag For Life Member 9:22am
captain beef fart:

Is there a bagpipe version of My Heart Will Go On?
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PaulRobeson1923:

↳ pocket vito @9:21
YES YES YES
  9:22am
Fred and Alan:

↳ DjLorraine @9:20
Thanks DJ Lorraine you are always there for us and we love you for it Fred and Alan
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PaulRobeson1923:

“I once was lost but now am found…”
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lazy pierogi:

we all live in a hasty submarine
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Edgar from Maine:

↳ PaulRobeson1923 @9:20
Four of them have already been offed by the strongest one to save oxygen and he's humming some sea shanties to himself.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am
adampsyche:

for whatever reason I knew today's show was going to be jokes
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pocket vito:

I believe there's a great pooey flute version of this
  9:23am
morphe':

Remembering the "submarine" in Fantastic Voyage ... all us prepubescent boys wished we were there to help get the white blood cells off of Raquel Welch ... or at least I thought it ... thinking we made jokes about it ???
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:23am
dale:

pooey pie-annie is a new one!
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Juli:

May have to skip out for this rendition lol
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Vivian:

↳ Edgar from Maine @9:23
The one singing sea shanties is the first one to go...
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Karl:

Major improvement over the original
  9:24am
?:

Will we be blessed with the shitty flute version today?
  9:24am
honest Bernardo from Argentina:

Ah now I see where we’re going with this
  Swag For Life Member 9:24am
captain beef fart:

We’re going to need a bigger sub
  9:24am
Shredders:

Too soon?
  9:24am
Fred and Alan:

↳ sydnius @9:19
Good morning Sydnius Fred and Alan
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adampsyche:

i'm honestly shocked that the pooey flute version of this wasn't just played on loop for the first segment
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lazy pierogi:

needs more dave bowman heavy breathing
  9:25am
md:

ken. watch the language. lol
  9:25am
Listener Bop Monroe:

they can add their shoes to the ones scattered 100 years ago.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:25am
dale:

there's a hole in the bottom of the sea. (etc)

there's a sub with a hole in the bottom of the sea.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:25am
Edgar from Maine:

"Since we're all down here together, I'd like to witness for you the glory of Jesus!"
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sydnius:

↳ Fred and Alan @9:24
Bon Jour Bonne Messieurs!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:26am
kentuckywoman:

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Poseidon?"
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:26am
PaulRobeson1923:

A boats r suppose to have emergency stuff, right
  9:26am
honest Bernardo from Argentina:

Is it too late to switch the listener cruise to a sub dive in the Hudson?
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gone with the wind:

LOL I misunderstood the story...bc I was only half listening/paying attention...I thought that the TITANIC HAD DISAPPEARED!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:26am
Krys O.:

We run the whole thing from this game controller:

giphy.com...
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:27am
DjLorraine:

I've paid for a few HBOT treatments. Even 3 atmospheres must be monitored by a nurse. NOVA INIM is raising money for oxygen treatments. Those billionaires could have helped others but nope.
  9:27am
morphe':

↳ Song: "Legend Of The U.S.S. Titanic" by "Jaime Brockett"
"... freakin horrible..."
d'accord...
  9:27am
?:

One of our Submarines is Missing!!!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am
Mortricia:

Happy Solstice!
  9:27am
Matt formerly jetboy:

Oh GWTW, the Titanic is unsinkable
  Swag For Life Member 9:27am
captain beef fart:

youtu.be...
  9:27am
chresti:

Hi Ken and programme participants!
  9:27am
Listener Bop Monroe:

this is the schadenfreud equivalent of a space x explosion...?
  9:27am
Fred and Alan:

Thanks Everyone Women and Children First ,After Fred and Alan but the exception would be to All Our Great Friends that we Love at WFMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am
sydnius:

↳ Krys O. @9:26
🙈🙈🙈🙈nonono
  9:28am
Fred and Alan:

↳ Mortricia @9:27
Good Morning Mortricia Fred and Alan
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:28am
PaulRobeson1923:

“Pass the beef jerky, please” 30 hours to go
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Mortricia:

↳ Clincher16" @9:07
Yeah, like Ken would have missed a Dylan release... =)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:28am
Megaroni:

Putting it out for us on Solstice
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zopa:

↳ -жеи @9:18
Agree to disagree?
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AnAnonymousParty:

Oh, two m's and an e? I hold my pinky out for the remainder of the show.
  9:29am
Fred and Alan:

↳ Zipperhead7 @9:18
Alot of people are in prison that don't belong there and even put to death wrongly. Watch the Movie Just Mercy
  9:29am
Matt formerly jetboy:

Actually this reminds me of ballon boy, but he didn’t exist or at least was not on the ballon
  9:29am
robfoto:

How about the theme from Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?
  9:30am
Listener Bop Monroe:

'anyone mind if i smoke?'
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
ifeelfatnsassy:

Apparently the use of a game controller is pretty standard for submersibles is like the least bad part about that vessel.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:30am
PaulRobeson1923:

(Inside the sub) “would you like teriyaki or regular?”
  9:30am
morphe':

Jack Johnson not on the Titanic ...

"
For the record, The Galveston Giant, The Heavyweight Champion of the World, Jack Johnson, was in the United States when The Titanic left Southampton for New York City. The false rumors started when the great folk singer Leadbelly sang his early version of a song called ‘Titanic’ with verse which went as follows:

Jack Johnson wanted to get on board, Captain he says, ‘I ain’thaulin’ no coal!’ Fare thee, Titanic, fare thee well! "

https://realcombatmedia.com/2014/06/rcm-historical-boxing-jack-johnson-board-titanic-truth-told/
  9:30am
wenzo:

https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2023/6/21/titan-and-the-trawler-whose-lives-matter
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DjLorraine:

...can only be opened from the outside 🤔 but it's freezing and the pressure ..
  9:30am
Mairzy Doats:

Having flashbacks to the Challenger disaster in high school... they quietly wheeled the TV cart back out of the auditorium and sent us back to class...
  9:30am
Vic in Longmont:

I actually met Jaime Brockett in the 70's AND saw the old guy pianist at the Walpack Inn in the 90s!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:31am
ifeelfatnsassy:

Much bigger deal to have a viewport that is only rated to 1300 meters when they were planning to go 4000 meters to see the wreckage.
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AnAnonymousParty:

I was thinking it was more like, "What do you mean you didn't bring extra batteries?"
  9:31am
Brendan:

How many hours of oxygen do I have left on this three hour tour?
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gone with the wind:

↳ Listener Bop Monroe @9:30
no
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Matt formerly jetboy:

I think the window imploded, water rushed in like a cannon and the thing quickly sunk to the bottom. Sad but that’s Occam’s razor for ya
  9:32am
wendy del formaggio:

Fred Lane!!! Yay!
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sydnius:

↳ AnAnonymousParty @9:31
system update nooo
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DjLorraine:

↳ kentuckywoman @9:26
Or Aquaman doot doot doo
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Edgar from Maine:

↳ wenzo @9:30
Seriously. I think the coast guard is spending millions searching for these morons.
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gone with the wind:

If they are dead....who will get all that money in their bank accounts?
  9:32am
Matt formerly jetboy:

Ifeelfatandsaasy - on the same page with you again!
  9:32am
Laura L:

Ken, there's also the blood-red crickets invading Nevada... https://apnews.com/article/mormon-crickets-invasion-infestation-elko-nevada-3563fbe67c7ff25960e8c66a90ad3885
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ifeelfatnsassy:

↳ Matt formerly jetboy @9:31
Honestly, I hope this is what happened and these folks haven't been suffering for days.
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Mortricia:

↳ Fred and Alan @9:28
Morning guys! Hope you had a lovely week and a great Solstice today!
  9:33am
Listener Bop Monroe:

"is that a pineapple outthere...?'
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Mairzy Doats:

For nightmare fuel nothing can top the crash of the sightseeing helicopter into the river with passenger strapped into harnesses
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TDK60:

↳ morphe' @9:30
Hi morphe'. Oh, so Brockett got that idea from Leadbelly. Huh.
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Do you have any water?”
  9:33am
Hugo (NL):

Ha. Just played the icepick album the other day. Virtually unknown, as far as i know, in the Netherlands. Great stuff.
  9:34am
Fred and Alan:

↳ Mortricia @9:33
Thanks Mortricia for everything we love you Fred and Alan
  9:35am
Fred and Alan:

↳ wendy del formaggio @9:32
Hi Wendy How are you Fred and Alan Love You
  9:35am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Whatever happened to the private submarine Ken bought for his private pool some wfmu marathons ago? Can it be used for rescue operations?
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gone with the wind:

↳ ifeelfatnsassy @9:32
yup...much better than having to consume each other to survive while still alive around their own shit and piss
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2/3 of the Perrin Family:

high noon of the year at ten fifty eight today.
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Crownless Gander:

↳ wenzo @9:30
Excellent article, thanks, wenzo!
  9:36am
morphe':

↳ TDK60 @9:33
Hey TDK - change of plans for NYC .. I'll be in this weekend and probably not August ..
A train to Rockaway for Tacos????
  9:36am
Hugo (NL):

By the way Ken, WFMU's mei Clover has this appropriate song about the Titanic. https://youtu.be/4p0k3-ITRMU unfortunately it doesn't have good audio, but hey...does it matter?! It's called unsinkable 😄
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PaulRobeson1923:

Umm “do you have any water, please?”
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DjLorraine:

↳ AnAnonymousParty @9:31
I also thought of this, and internet connection outage.
  9:37am
honest Bernardo from Argentina:

I want whatever Fred Lee is on
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DjLorraine:

↳ Brendan @9:31
Not enough to decompress
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tim:

Hello Ken and everyone!
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Bob Barth:

↳ Song: "Rubber Room" by "Fred Lane with Ron Pate's Debona...
Good morning Ken! Good lord! I'm awake... I'M AWAKE!!! Hey everybody!
  9:38am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Sponge Bob to the rescue!
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Please pass the Jerky this way when yer done”
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PigeonsAndRust:

Those poor fools are probably thinking "What a shitty way to begin summer" right about now. 1057AM is the official start and you just know one of them would know that
  9:38am
Listener Bop Monroe:

'what cheese pairs with canned billionaire?'
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TDK60:

↳ morphe' @9:36
morphe' - Thanks for the warning! Welcome back to Alphabet Ciudad. queems suggested we take the faster municipal ferry out there. Either way. (But I do prefer enchiladas.)
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Yea, i’d like some of that Teriyaki too please”
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Spikey BXL:

↳ TDK60 @9:39
I will take the liberty to hit you both up on a review of the place, as I now have flights booked for late October - enjoy!
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Barefoot Jimmy G:

"Gaslight" is incredible!
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PaulRobeson1923:

“You know I don’t usually eat this much beef Jerky, but we brought enough for ten people!”
  9:43am
Steven:

ditto
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tim:

↳ Song: "Gaslight" by "F8TLSTK"
Was this from Micah's premium? (serious question)
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ʞɹɐԀ ǝpʎH ɯoɹℲ uǝ⋊:

¡ʞɔɐq ɯ,I 'llǝM
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Karl:

This is where I point out that the company went to great lengths to avoid being subject to US regulations and jurisdiction (not registering with the US Coast Guard, not flying a US flag, not leaving port on a US vessel, not leaving port from the US, operating in international waters) in a thorough effort to avoid US regulations. And now the US Coast Guard is doing everything it can to rescue them, putting Coast Guard personnel into harm's way as a storm comes in during this near-impossible rescue.
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DjLorraine:

How many years before they sell tickets to dive down to see the wreckage of the people who dove down to see the wreckage of the unsinkable.
  9:44am
?:

↳ Song: "I Been Single All My Life" by "Robert Alberg"
Some advice for this guy from the previous song ...turn on the gas...light
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-жеи:

That was the brand new F8TLSTK.. incredible!
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Bob Barth:

↳ Song: "I Been Single All My Life" by "Robert Alberg"
It's a HIT!!! Don't change a thing! The kids will love it!
  9:45am
f🐳f🐳 (:

I just want to know if Ken played Bob Sponge (Gus Englehorn) by accident or as a reference to the submarine lying on the bottom of the sea.
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-жеи:

↳ Bob Barth @9:45
Should I play it 3 times in a row? Or four?
  9:45am
Brendan:

Didn't they use this song to get the demon out of Linda Blair?
  9:46am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Hi, Ken from Hyde Park! The man in the mirror!
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Bob Barth:

↳ -жеи @9:45
Is this a sobriety test?
  9:46am
chresti:

Depends how long it is?
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sydnius:

↳ ʞɹɐԀ ǝpʎH ɯoɹℲ uǝ⋊ @9:44
Ḧ̷̡̧̢̧̧̗̲͍̟͈̞̳̞̟͎̙̙̮̭̥̪͍͍͉̭͎̹̘̺͙̲̜͇̭̺̝͉̭̟̼͇̬̞́̈̊̀̌̍͌͊̾̐̋͜ͅͅͅį̸̢̢̧̡̧̧̛̛̛̛̛̛͚̗̺̫͙͉͙̝̪̫̗̜̯̰̺͔̠̰̫̰̬̞̳̪̞̟̲̳͕̱̦͍͎̯̪͓̟̺̰͖̦̠͓̠̫͓̻̟̳̩̺̼̫̗̟̙̗͙̒̎̑̾̊̅̈̃̔͌͑̋̀͛̃̽̔̆̔̆̽̐̐̈́̌̿͐̄͌͂͛̐̏̔̈́̂̒̉̂̊̔͒̅̈́̍̿̃͋͛̍͌̽̊̓̒͋̂̀̑̓̄̓̃͐͆́̽̑͋̊̎̈́̊̾̾̈̐͋͋̅͒̈́̿͑̌͐̄́̄́̿̇́͂͊̽̽͋̽͂̚͘̕̕̕̕͘̕͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ̴̡̨̢̨̨̡̢̧̨̨̢̢̧̛̛̛̛̝̝̯̼̞̣̲̞͖͍̱͉̗͉̞̼͖͇̜͔̥̞̲͉̰̙̲̳͚͚͈̪͇̹̙̠͓͉̝̪̥͚̜̞̯̦̫̠̬̤̰͈̥͚̗̫͚͖̤̣̘̙̘̩̣̘͙͕̖̘̥̣̠̮͎̠͙̲̟̳̭͎͈̼̪̱̻̹̦̗̲̤̬͉̬̞͖̞̮̲̳̹̪͇̲͇͖͔̺̘͚͓̯̙̥̍̇̌̄̓̑̎̉̿̀̀̆͗͛͆́̉͗͋̈́̈́͛͒̔͗̇̑͊̂̉̏̑͂̀͒̑̓̔̅̾͑̿̿̇̍̋͛̎̀͆̍̏͂̎̑̉̈̊̆̑̓̃̎̄͊̀̅̽̉̂̄̆͊̆͂̅̄̒̏̒̈̋͂͑̃͑̃̋͂̐̋̇͆͆̊̎̐̊̎͊͐͌͂̽͑̚͘̕͘̚̚̕͘̚̕̕͘͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅʞ̸̧̨̧̢̢̨̡̧̨̧͙͖̩͈̹̲̥̣̠̥̮͕͖̝̰̼͙͇͈̺͇̯̮̲̪͕̱͈͉̝̲͇̥̟̰̼͎̟̣̬̗̗̣̳͙̘͖̮̲͍͇̣̗̞͇̳͔̝̻͓̳̞̫͚̰̞̲̘̖̗̙̤̮̞̜͔͈̝̰̪̠͍̳̼͈̯͈̮̗̘̥͖̦̣͈̲̞̮̘̱̜̯̩̖̪͚̙͔̜͑̽͌̓͑̋̓̇̃̇́͛͒́͗̋͋̎̀͐͌̈́͛̔̊͊̀̎̚̚͘͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅͅɹ̷̢̢̧̢̧̨̡̢̛̮͕̤̘̞͉̦̙͕̝̲̞̭͍̱̻̦͍̙̘͖̫̪͔̮͖̭̺̞̟̳͖̲̻̤̩̤̙̜͕̱̹̼͍̣̟͉̠̥̪̮̟͈̭́̂̍͗̈͂̆̾́̽̎͂̃̂͆͛̒͆́̕͜͜͜͝ͅɐ̷̨̨̧̧̢̨̡̡̢̠̣͚͎̥̯͉̺̰̤̪̙̞̯͍̫̮̜̤̥̜͖̫͙͙̱͚̳͍̬͔̳̦̜̣̰̗͔͇̦͍̣̖͔̯̻̤͓̜̤͕͕͈̞̭͚̜͎̱̦̜͓̼̗̘̗͇͎̙̰̰̣̤͎͖̼͖̙̞̪̱͎̼̣̩̙̜̬̭̜͔̰͚̳̜̼̝̩̠͆̇̆̇͐̊̐̅͒͗̓̓̾̇̍͆̇̑̆͛̽̾̾̒̉̀͐̔̈́̏̍̒̓͗͆̅́̒͗͐̊̎͊̀̕̕̕͜͜͝͝Ԁ̴̢̢̨̧̨̛͎͚͎͙̱͈̥̜̬̣͕͔͇̘͚̜̯̹̥̲̺̥̜̯̫̻̜͓̖͔̭̮͓͇̼̜̜̯̠͍̲̩̪̬̙̯̣̦̱͎͚̹͔͉̩̺͎̭̯͚̱̰͚̹̫̬͔͖̮̰̮̜̲̘͚̺̖̞̜̘̩̪̪̱̠̯͓͎͈̞̔̓̅͑̊̍̈̃̓̀̌̾̽̌̔̈͊̈́̍̔́̀͒̒͊̂͑̂̉̓̔̿͌̋̋̾̎̽͘̚̚̚͜͝ͅͅͅͅ ̴̛̛̛̛̥͖͂̔͑̿̆̏̊͛̂͗̊̌̑̀͛̈͊́͐̈́͋̑̔͑̈̓̇̋̈́͆͂͛͒̽̏̉͑͊̏̍̓͑͑̌͒̀̓͌̐̎̄̃̽̑̎̂̐͋̅̎͛̊̂̿͊̊̐́̓̋̅͒̄͂̌̎̏̂͒̾̎̒̓͆̑͆̂̿̿̈̎̍̊̽̅͌̅̉͋̑͆̔̿̎̓́̿̌̂͐̓̐̂̃͑̾̔̐̏̎͒́̂̈̉̚͘̕̕̕̕͘͘͝͠͝͝͠͠͠ǝ̵̡̨̡̧̧̨̡̢̧̢̧̡̢̢̢͓͈̦̠̝͓̦̼̗̬̳̮̠̹̣̻̗̘̙̪̻͖̤̺̘̥̹̠̭̟͈̖̘͔̤̲͍͕̩̹̦̳̱̙͚̫̟͉̝͉̻̩̟͍̖̞̙̦̮̙̻̙̲͔̝̜̟̺̭̮̘̙͕͈̻͍͕̞͇̥̫̫͎͙͉̳͍̞̹̻̫̥̼̜̥̠̟̟͍̰̥̩̤̦̪̙͙̯͕͕̯͇̩̝͖̪̥̰̱̺̝̼̀͛̈̍͛̔̇̎̾̾̐̊̉͌͌͑̋͌̓͋̔͌̀̐̉́̍͊̉̇͐̆̐́͂́̆̌̈́͊͌͆́͊̉̃̃̑͂̀̆̽̆̋́̊̊͋̂̄̌̌͋̍̐̿̒̾͒͌̅̾̊̎͆̀̎̽̃̎̚̕͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝p̶̛̦͕̜͍̞͖̮͕̭̗͚̣̱̒͊͌̍̽͑͆̊́̈̎̈́͂͛͒̾̉̀̽̽̈́̅̓̓̅̔̽̓̉͐͂̄͒͒̀͛͆͋͗̐̐̅̄̈́̈͊͑̅̿͋̾̀̆̄͊̍̒͋̐̄̄̅͛͊͐̅͘̕̚̕͘͘̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ʎ̴̢̨̨̨̢̧̢̡̧̡̧̨̧̛̛̛̛̛̩͎̰͚̠̞̰̱̹͎̞̮͔̦͚͕̺̺͙̝̮̻̘̺̫̤͖͓̳̮͈̗̼̟̤̞͖̬̲̳̪̥͈͍̯̲̳̼͚̊̃̈́͗͗́̀͆̇̎̉͊͂̅͂̽̅͊͊͛̉́̌͊̈̓̋̈́̒͑̐̇̍̍̍̔͌̽͒͋͋̿̇͐̑̓͂̂̿́̅͂̆̋̔͐̒̂̄͑̉̅̋͑̾͂̔̏̋̍̋͒͋͑͌́̐̿̂̈̈̃̋̂̃̿͒̍͊̽̏̒͛̒̃̆̉̽̌̄͋͋̆̾̓͛͂̅̓̍͆̒̋̋̊̂̈̚̚͘̕͘̕͘̚̚̚͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͠ͅḦ̷̛͉͓̺̰́̋́̔̈̓̊́̓̑̃͑̈́̐͐̈́̀͆́̈͌͛̽͂̐̓͊̅̈̽̐̇́̿́̃̔͋́̔̇̀̌͑́̂̃͒̕͘̕̕͘͘͝͝͠͝͝ ̵̢̧̡̡̧̛̛̞͚̜͓͓̗̱̮̹̰͔̪̻̭̮̠̝̼̥̹̰̝̭͈̦͔̹̟̝͉̪̝͎̰͈̬̦͙͇̬̩̦͕̬̥̤͔̠̟̰̗̟̰̹̹̗̩̙͍̹͉̫̫͍̩̹̩̫̮̲̫̭̼̻̪̪͕̞̯͈͍͔̣̫̳͎̘̇̿̏̏̾̋̀̍͆̐̂̈́́̽̌̐̓̈̿͘͜͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅɯ̶̛̺̙̹̗̹̬̯̏͊̈͑̓̉̎̂̃̄̓̈͆͊̈́͌̍͛̄̇̇̉̓́͊̆̐͒̔̈́̊̏́̑̈́̈́́͐̓̊̃͂͛̿̓̄͂͋̑̊̒͂̄̀́͘̚͘̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅơ̸̛̛̛̻̝̥̟̖̗͖̼̘͍̿̈͌͆͆̐͑̆͋̈́̋̋͌̍̈́̈̆̾̇̊͗̈́̒̿̍̒̓̅́̊͐̇͌͒̈́̍͗̊́̓̔̈́͂͒̊̍̑̊̉͋̍̔͂̃̎̇͆͋̈̋̊͋̇̉͐͆̽̋̏̒̉̃̆͒̇͆͂͋̒̃̾̌̒̽̉̅̆̌̅̑͆͂̄̑̊͊͗̾͗̒̂̅̋͊̇̈̃͒̄̈͒̽͊͋͂̆̋͐̊̂̊͋̏̚̕̕̚̚̚͘̚͘̚͘͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͠ͅɹ̶͚̪̮̙̥̤̳͍̥̘̘̠͖͙̬̫̄̏̈́͜Ⅎ̸̡̢̡̨̢̡̧̢̨̨̢̛̛͇̹̣͖͙͍͙͉̟̹̥̹̻̩͔̳͈̖͓̭̩̮̹̰̝̰͇̖̮̠̼̮̮͔͖̯͈̝̤͔͇͉͍̘̫̮͇͈̹͖̹̬̺̟̼̲̼̰͔͔͈̤̻̼̝̼̜͙̻̻͈͕̣̠̦̲̙͈͕̱͉̞̙͙͈̬̥̲̹͖̰̟̠̺͉̳̰̠̩͚͕̘͎̺͚̖̤͓̤̘̙̗̖̬̣͉̥͉̦͈̭̦̥̗̬̖̰̦͂̏̂̽͐͛̉͒̅̿͐̍͊̓̓͌̊̊̆̐̊͌̄͂͂̽͛̎̍̆͊̐̏̑͋̓̂͒̽̋̒́̈́͗̏̓̔̅̃̌̀͂͗̀̀̐̾͑͊͐͗̐̓͗̔̈̎̋̐͌̀̋̍̒̎̾͒̿̑͋͗̏̇̊̕̕̚̚̕͘̕͜͝͝ͅͅͅ ̶̧̡̨̢̧̡̧̧̨͕̹̞͚̪̫̭̙̞̲̥̭͙̙͉̺͚͉̱͔͚̘͈̘̻̘͔̱͍̼̩͎̞̱̼̮̳͚̮̤̥̗̜͉̘͓̮͇̦̝̖̭͖͕͓̫̤͙͕̭̯̏̽͋̊͛̑͋͗̃̈͆̽̐̒͛̆̓̒͘͘͘̕͘͜͜͝ͅͅư̶̢̯̖̼̬͈̫̬͇͖̻̘͈͕̜̟͎̟͍͚̏͐̾͗́̎̿̉̏͊̄̿͂͑̆̂̽̂͊̌͋͊͂͂̆͐̔͐̆̈̓̍̉͗͑͊̓̓̓͗͆̀̍̾̀̒̿̐̈̓̈́͗́̓̔̾̍̊͐͊̏͂͛̍̓͒͛̍̋̏̉͆͗̏̎̒͒͆̉̐̈̀̊̽̇͋̔̽́̅́̀͆̀̐̓͌͘̚̚̕̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ǝ̶̨̨̢̧̨̧̨̢̡̢̢̢̢̨̧͇̳̺̝̗̩̝̬̝̜̪͖̞̙̻̯͉̮̥͕̟͈͖͍̘̳͍͔̞͍̞͚̩̞̻̭͖͚͈̝̪͓̩͉̬͓͇̳̫͇̰̭͙̖̘͍̥͖͙̤̜̗̪̯̦̬̻̯̰̯̘̪̻̖̲̮̩̲̳͍̠͎͕̝̼̺̣̭͔̳̫̦̫͖̪̫̲̙͎̳̳̠̰̙̘͈͚͉̭̥͉̜͓̠̺̱͎̲̭̖͉̯̞͔͇̠̻̙̮͙͓̠͕̰̜̠̗͓̪̙̪̖̯̥̫͕̭̋̀̋̓̌́̆̏̔̌̓͛͑̈̿̕͘͜͜͜͜⋊̴̢̢̢̧̨̨̧͍̖̰̲̖͍͓̱̻̲͉̝̝͎̜̦̗̲͍̙͇̙̥̼̝̩͍͙̺͚̰̬̗͔̥̫̱͎̬͙̙͖̫͔̻̝̝͎͇̞̜̖̭̘͖̱̖͕͎̜̬̱̫̲͚̰̺̼͓̰̰̦̗̺̝̘̮̘͇̜͎̹͎̘̙̺̙͔̥͎͓̠̖̯̰̪͙̞͚̪͈̹̠̖̺̙̹̞̙̝̝̯̘̱̘͍̰̫̺̞̝͍̩͉͖̖͈͎̗̤̩̣̟͙̩̪̹̘͖̭̊̾͆͑͌͂͐̀̍̽̎̀̏͒̓̽͛̿͗͐̒̐͊̒͜͜͝
  9:46am
Matt formerly jetboy:

Who needs 3 chords- one note and the truth appears sufficient
  9:46am
morphe':

↳ TDK60 @9:39
The Ferry would be great ... I've only gone as far as Bush Terminal ...
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G:

↳ Matt formerly jetboy @9:31
Yep, seems most likely. People love the drama and human interest of them sitting down there hoping to be rescued, but the most likely guess is simple structural failure.

The equation for subsurface is pressure, p, is:

p = .441d + 14.7

1 mile = 5280 ft = d

p = .441 (5280) + 14.7 = 2343.18 lbs of pressure per square inch

3 miles deep = ~7500 lbs of pressure per square inch.

Pretty unforgiving, if you haven't made sure to overengineer and leave lots of margin for error or cushion.

The simplest guess is that the hull failed, and hopefully for them things went very very quickly from there.
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tim:

↳ Song: "Looking For A Virgin" by "Sweat Talley"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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gone with the wind:

↳ -жеи @9:45
please don't
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Dang! This jerky is tasty!”
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G:

↳ gone with the wind @9:32
Their heirs.
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-жеи:

I am still so sorry
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TDK60:

↳ Spikey BXL @9:41
Morning, Spikey. Rockaway? Okay. Remind us, will ya? I hope they have public rest rooms out there. NYC sucks for such.
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lazy pierogi:

comment board looking like the matrix. anyone else see that?
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pocket vito:

↳ lazy pierogi @9:48
Yeah that was def!
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PigeonsAndRust:

↳ lazy pierogi @9:48
Yeah me too
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-жеи:

Ive really only been listening to sound effects for a long time now....
  9:49am
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↳ lazy pierogi @9:48
yes
  9:49am
SoylentMike:

I thought this was David Liebe Hart.
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Gregolomania:

↳ lazy pierogi @9:48
Ken's broken The Matrix.
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Bob Barth:

↳ -жеи @9:49
Wait till you hear music. It'll blow your mind.
  9:49am
f🐳f🐳 (:

↳ G @9:47
Thanks for bursting our submarine bubble. Thanks, THANKS FOR NOTHIN'!
  9:50am
chris:

↳ lazy pierogi @9:48
Asian script
  9:50am
chresti:

Looking for a virgin? No wonder he’s single!
  9:50am
morphe':

↳ morphe' @9:46
ps.. no submarines though ...
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sydnius:

↳ lazy pierogi @9:48
apologies was dangling a cat toy in front of ʞɹɐԀ ǝpʎH ɯoɹℲ uǝ⋊
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Fuzzy:

↳ sydnius @9:46
413 ERROR
The request could not be satisfied.
  9:50am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Sir. Excuse me, sir. The virgin you are looking for is inside you. Find her. FIND HER.
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tim:

↳ Karl @9:44
Good point, Karl. I agree whole heartedly. This is one of the few times I have an uptight, fuddy duddy opinion. I think "extreme tourism" should be banned. Including scaling the highest mountain peaks. The risk to the "adventurers" the larger collateral risk and death of rescuers and the environmental degradation created by a bunch of Type A rich butthole "adventurers" isn't worth it.
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pocket vito:

Maybe this should be the new national anthem. It would be great at ballgames.
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Andrea C:

↳ Song: "Looking For A Virgin" by "Sweat Talley"
@Ken: I know a place with virgins. How can I contact this guy?
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Bob Barth:

↳ Song: "Looking For A Virgin" by "Sweat Talley"
Change "a Virgin" to "some talent"
  9:51am
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↳ G @9:47
That's what they get for buying the sub on Amazon
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JA:

Sing it Tom Waits!
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lazy pierogi:

why doesn't Elon send "pedo guy" down to save them?
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tim:

↳ pocket vito @9:51
I'm sure Mike Pence solaces himself with this song in his lonelier moments.
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Roberto:

↳ lazy pierogi @9:48
I'm pretty sure that's the dudes on the lost sub attempting to make contact.
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Gregolomania:

↳ @9:51
But...it got 4 stars...and free shipping.....
  9:52am
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↳ Song: "Too Much Too Little" by "Fred Frith"
This is jaunty
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RevErie:

↳ chresti @9:50
haha, that's what I was thinking
  9:55am
lieutenant lambrusco:

Hearty
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Colin in Durham England:

Best radio show ever
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RevErie:

↳ DjLorraine @9:44
ideas girl
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dale:

what rhymes with marcia strassman? besides assmen that is....
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tim:

↳ Song: "Welcome Back Kotter" by "Hearty White"
Ken - didn't you once deem the M-F 5:00 pm slot to be the "Tinfoil Hat time slot"?
  9:56am
morphe':

winston legthigh
Sub comment from W&B:

Winston
↳ Rich in Washington @8:52
gil scott-heron would say whitey's at the bottom of the ocean.

[actually father and son of the Dawood empire are/were in there]
  9:56am
Listener Bop Monroe:

next it's IRONSIDE. go hearty white!
  9:56am
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↳ RevErie @9:55
There's been Vegas odds on these excursions each time
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gone with the wind:

↳ Colin in Durham England @9:55
yup!
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PaulRobeson1923:

“We are officially out of teriyaki…”
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Spikey BXL:

"Starboard toilet is clogged"
  9:58am
rx scabin:

Good morning, Ken and Everyone.
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PigeonsAndRust:

The worst thing about being on that sub: they're out of coffee
  9:59am
Listener Bop Monroe:

'we all live in a jellied submarine, a jellied submarine.'
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Clincher16":

↳ PigeonsAndRust @9:59
Fate worse than death
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pocket vito:

The machine that goes Ping!
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PaulRobeson1923:

“I brought some thrill pills…”
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Mortricia:

↳ Clincher16" @10:00
No, being around someone who needs coffee but doesn't have any is a fate worse than death.
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Erin in TO:

Stupid work keeping me away, hope I didn't miss the fun stuff
  10:01am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Are these the smoothing sewage sounds?
  10:01am
Chief Guy:

Some really cruel comments.
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Clincher16":

↳ Mortricia @10:01
Now put them all in a small submarine.
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Kitschy Mama:

luv da background tunes.
  10:01am
rx scabin:

@Erin in TO still fun to be had.
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Webhamster Henry:

Ken, there's still time to play a few dozen Toxic covers.
  10:02am
rx scabin:

@Chief Guy indeed.
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Chris Hiatt:

Heya. Loved that set!
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Ivan:

I want to hear the sound effects!
  10:03am
yippie:

there's a special section of library music that has a lot of great sound effect records, but I have to jump off the chat now actually
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pocket vito:

Ken, what you need is a virgin
  10:03am
Bethany in deBary, FL:

I hope you feel better, Ken. I like the submarine sonar ping. I have been having a tough time too but you guys at FMU keep me going. Lots of love.
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gone with the wind:

I wanna hear the sound effects :)
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Mortricia:

So the only music policy is limiting your playing of sound effects only? Does Fabio know this rule?
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gone with the wind:

↳ Chief Guy @10:01
true
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G:

↳ pocket vito @10:03
What, there are no virgins on staff already??? hahaha
  10:04am
Brendan:

Play some brown noises. The kind you don't want to hear on a submarine.
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Ivan:

A full sound effect show would be interesting. you could do interviews with foley artists etc
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PigeonsAndRust:

At least no one on the submarine has bagpipes with them
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pocket vito:

My lovely lovely lovely horse!
  10:06am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Chief Guy,

I think If I've learn anything about the multiple times Bob Dylan has died in hot air balloon accidents, it's the ability to laugh at human tragedy.
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G:

↳ PigeonsAndRust @10:05
Playing bagpipes caused the hull failure. "Obviously a major malfunction."
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Edgar from Maine:

I'm clamoring.
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Erin in TO:

it's always time to get rid of more normies
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DjLorraine:

They showed the potty and curtain on tv. They said they turn the music up to cover the sound. What about the smell? But most critical- who is djing this submarine expedition?? Did they argee on the songs ahead of time?
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tim:

I'm clamoring! I'm clamoring!
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Karl:

I am wondering if I am a normie, let's find out.
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Ivan:

I am clamoring! CLAMOUR CLAMOUR
  10:07am
Steiner:

Ken!

Good morning
  10:07am
Mariah:

Play the sound effect of Clay playing the flute
  10:07am
Listener Bop Monroe:

'break glass in case bob dylan gets into a submersible'
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Edgar from Maine:

Clay used to play that version of "Beans Beans the Musical Fruit" that was probably < :30.
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pocket vito:

Aah, that barely even hurt.
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Karl:

Guess I'm not a normie, that was terrible, but also fine.
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RevErie:

↳ gone with the wind @10:03
I second this
  10:08am
Ochre Ogre:

Hi Ken, F0F0, and Kenners!
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Bob Barth:

You're never going to be able to go to the bathroom with 30 second songs.
  10:08am
Listener Bop Monroe:

i blinked and missed it.
  10:10am
Ochre Ogre:

Just tuned in. Anybody else got those scratch patterns on comments starting at 9:45 (F0F0) ending at9:47 (G), aliens??!
  10:11am
morphe':

There was a time/short FMU era [2000s?]when playing "number stations" was f DE RIGUEUR ...
"The spooky world of the 'numbers stations'"

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-24910397
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DjLorraine:

↳ Ochre Ogre @10:10
Yes. Maybe it was the Loch Ness?
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Mortricia:

↳ Ochre Ogre @10:10
Yeah it was weird.
  10:12am
Marie in Queens:

Going on a submarine has been on my list of things I will never do (along with rock climbing, zip lining, white water rafting, helicopter riding, bungee jumping, parachuting, hot air balloon riding, and running for president)
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Here. Take 1 of these. I just took mine”
  10:12am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Hi, Ochre Ogre! You meant his? -> į̸̢̢̧̡̧̧̛̛̛̛̛̛͚̗̺̫͙͉͙̝̪̫̗̜̯̰̺͔̠̰̫̰̬̞̳̪̞̟̲̳͕̱̦͍͎̯̪͓̟̺̰͖̦̠͓̠̫͓̻̟̳̩̺̼̫̗̟̙̗͙̒̎̑̾̊̅̈̃̔͌͑̋̀͛̃̽̔̆̔̆̽̐̐̈́̌̿͐̄͌͂͛̐̏̔̈́̂̒̉̂̊̔͒̅̈́̍̿̃͋͛̍͌̽̊̓̒͋̂̀̑̓̄̓̃͐͆́̽̑͋̊̎̈́̊̾̾̈̐͋͋̅͒̈́̿͑̌͐̄́̄́̿̇́͂͊̽̽͋̽͂̚͘̕̕̕̕͘̕͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ̴̡̨̢̨̨̡̢̧̨̨̢̢̧̛̛̛̛̝̝̯̼̞̣̲̞͖͍̱͉̗͉̞̼͖͇̜͔̥̞̲͉̰̙̲̳͚͚͈̪͇̹̙̠͓͉̝̪̥͚̜̞̯̦̫̠̬̤̰͈̥͚̗̫͚͖̤̣̘̙̘̩̣̘͙͕̖̘̥̣̠̮͎̠͙̲̟̳̭͎͈̼̪̱̻̹̦̗̲̤̬͉̬̞͖̞̮̲̳̹̪͇̲͇͖͔̺̘͚͓̯̙̥̍̇̌̄̓̑̎̉̿̀̀̆͗͛͆́̉͗͋̈́̈́͛͒̔͗̇̑͊̂̉̏̑͂̀͒̑̓̔̅̾͑̿̿̇̍̋͛̎̀͆̍̏͂̎̑̉̈̊̆̑̓̃̎̄͊̀̅̽̉̂̄̆͊̆͂̅̄̒̏̒̈̋͂͑̃͑̃̋͂̐̋̇͆͆̊̎̐̊̎͊͐͌͂̽͑̚͘̕͘̚̚̕͘̚̕̕͘͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅʞ̸̧̨̧̢̢̨̡̧̨̧͙͖̩͈̹̲̥̣̠̥̮͕͖̝̰̼͙͇͈̺͇̯̮̲̪͕̱͈͉̝̲͇̥̟̰̼͎̟̣̬̗̗̣̳͙̘͖̮̲͍͇̣̗̞͇̳͔̝̻͓̳̞̫͚̰̞̲̘̖̗̙̤̮̞̜͔͈̝̰̪̠͍̳̼͈̯͈̮̗̘̥͖̦̣͈̲̞̮̘̱̜̯̩̖̪͚̙͔̜͑̽͌̓͑̋̓̇̃̇́͛͒́͗̋͋̎̀͐͌̈́͛̔̊͊̀̎̚̚͘͘͜͜͜͝ͅͅͅͅͅɹ̷̢̢̧̢̧̨̡̢̛̮͕̤̘̞͉̦̙͕̝̲̞̭͍̱̻̦͍̙̘͖̫̪͔̮͖̭̺̞̟̳͖̲̻̤̩̤̙̜͕̱̹̼͍̣̟͉̠̥̪̮̟͈̭́̂̍͗̈͂̆̾́̽̎͂̃̂͆͛̒͆́̕͜͜͜͝ͅɐ̷̨̨̧̧̢̨̡̡̢̠̣͚͎̥̯͉̺̰̤̪̙̞̯͍̫̮̜̤̥̜͖̫͙͙̱͚̳͍̬͔̳̦̜̣̰̗͔͇̦͍̣̖͔̯̻̤͓̜̤͕͕͈̞̭͚̜͎̱̦̜͓̼̗̘̗͇͎̙̰̰̣̤͎͖̼͖̙̞̪̱͎̼̣̩̙̜̬̭̜͔̰͚̳̜̼̝̩̠͆̇̆̇͐̊̐̅͒͗̓̓̾̇̍͆̇̑̆͛̽̾̾̒̉̀͐̔̈́̏̍̒̓͗͆̅́̒͗͐̊̎͊̀̕̕̕͜͜͝͝Ԁ̴̢̢̨̧̨̛͎͚͎͙̱͈̥̜̬̣͕͔͇̘͚̜̯̹̥̲̺̥̜̯̫̻̜͓̖͔̭̮͓͇̼̜̜̯̠͍̲̩̪̬̙̯̣̦̱͎͚̹͔͉̩̺͎̭̯͚̱̰͚̹̫̬͔͖̮̰̮̜̲̘͚̺̖̞̜̘̩̪̪̱̠̯͓͎͈̞̔̓̅͑̊̍̈̃̓̀̌̾̽̌̔̈͊̈́̍̔́̀͒̒͊̂͑̂̉̓̔̿͌̋̋̾̎̽͘̚̚̚͜͝ͅͅͅͅ ̴̛̛̛̛̥͖͂̔͑̿̆̏̊͛̂͗̊̌̑̀͛̈͊́͐̈́͋̑̔͑̈̓̇̋̈́͆͂͛͒̽̏̉͑͊̏̍̓͑͑̌͒̀̓͌̐̎̄̃̽̑̎̂̐͋̅̎͛̊̂̿͊̊̐́̓̋̅͒̄͂̌̎̏̂͒̾̎̒̓͆̑͆̂̿̿̈̎̍̊̽̅͌̅̉͋̑͆̔̿̎̓́̿̌̂͐̓̐̂̃͑̾̔̐̏̎͒́̂̈̉̚͘̕̕̕̕͘͘͝͠͝͝͠͠͠ǝ̵̡̨̡̧̧̨̡̢̧̢̧̡̢̢̢͓͈̦̠̝͓̦̼̗̬̳̮̠̹̣̻̗̘̙̪̻͖̤̺̘̥̹̠̭̟͈̖̘͔̤̲͍͕̩̹̦̳̱̙͚̫̟͉̝͉̻̩̟͍̖̞̙̦̮̙̻̙̲͔̝̜̟̺̭̮̘̙͕͈̻͍͕̞͇̥̫̫͎͙͉̳͍̞̹̻̫̥̼̜̥̠̟̟͍̰̥̩̤̦̪̙͙̯͕͕̯͇̩̝͖̪̥̰̱̺̝̼̀͛̈̍͛̔̇̎̾̾̐̊̉͌͌͑̋͌̓͋̔͌̀̐̉́̍͊̉̇͐̆̐́͂́̆̌̈́͊͌͆́͊̉̃̃̑͂̀̆̽̆̋́̊̊͋̂̄̌̌͋̍̐̿̒̾͒͌̅̾̊̎͆̀̎̽̃̎̚̕͘̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͜͠͝p̶̛̦͕̜͍̞͖̮͕̭̗͚̣̱̒͊͌̍̽͑͆̊́̈̎̈́͂͛͒̾̉̀̽̽̈́̅̓̓̅̔̽̓̉͐͂̄͒͒̀͛͆͋͗̐̐̅̄̈́̈͊͑̅̿͋̾̀̆̄͊̍̒͋̐̄̄̅͛͊͐̅͘̕̚̕͘͘̕̚̕͜͝͝͝͝͝͝ʎ̴̢̨̨̨̢̧̢̡̧̡̧̨̧̛̛̛̛̛̩͎̰͚̠̞̰̱̹͎̞̮͔̦͚͕̺̺͙̝̮̻̘̺̫̤͖͓̳̮͈̗̼̟̤̞͖̬̲̳̪̥͈͍̯̲̳̼͚̊̃̈́͗͗́̀͆̇̎̉͊͂̅͂̽̅͊͊͛̉́̌͊̈̓̋̈́̒͑̐̇̍̍̍̔͌̽͒͋͋̿̇͐̑̓͂̂̿́̅͂̆̋̔͐̒̂̄͑̉̅̋͑̾͂̔̏̋̍̋͒͋͑͌́̐̿̂̈̈̃̋̂̃̿͒̍͊̽̏̒͛̒̃̆̉̽̌̄͋͋̆̾̓͛͂̅̓̍͆̒̋̋̊̂̈̚̚͘̕͘̕͘̚̚̚͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͠ͅḦ̷̛͉͓̺̰́̋́̔̈̓̊́̓̑̃͑̈́̐͐̈́̀͆́̈͌͛̽͂̐̓͊̅̈̽̐̇́̿́̃̔͋́̔̇̀̌͑́̂̃͒̕͘̕̕͘͘͝͝͠͝͝ ̵̢̧̡̡̧̛̛̞͚̜͓͓̗̱̮̹̰͔̪̻̭̮̠̝̼̥̹̰̝̭͈̦͔̹̟̝͉̪̝͎̰͈̬̦͙͇̬̩̦͕̬̥̤͔̠̟̰̗̟̰̹̹̗̩̙͍̹͉̫̫͍̩̹̩̫̮̲̫̭̼̻̪̪͕̞̯͈͍͔̣̫̳͎̘̇̿̏̏̾̋̀̍͆̐̂̈́́̽̌̐̓̈̿͘͜͜͜͜͜͝ͅͅɯ̶̛̺̙̹̗̹̬̯̏͊̈͑̓̉̎̂̃̄̓̈͆͊̈́͌̍͛̄̇̇̉̓́͊̆̐͒̔̈́̊̏́̑̈́̈́́͐̓̊̃͂͛̿̓̄͂͋̑̊̒͂̄̀́͘̚͘̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅơ̸̛̛̛̻̝̥̟̖̗͖̼̘͍̿̈͌͆͆̐͑̆͋̈́̋̋͌̍̈́̈̆̾̇̊͗̈́̒̿̍̒̓̅́̊͐̇͌͒̈́̍͗̊́̓̔̈́͂͒̊̍̑̊̉͋̍̔͂̃̎̇͆͋̈̋̊͋̇̉͐͆̽̋̏̒̉̃̆͒̇͆͂͋̒̃̾̌̒̽̉̅̆̌̅̑͆͂̄̑̊͊͗̾͗̒̂̅̋͊̇̈̃͒̄̈͒̽͊͋͂̆̋͐̊̂̊͋̏̚̕̕̚̚̚͘̚͘̚͘͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͠ͅɹ̶͚̪̮̙̥̤̳͍̥̘̘̠͖͙̬̫̄̏̈́͜Ⅎ̸̡̢̡̨̢̡̧̢̨̨̢̛̛͇̹̣͖͙͍͙͉̟̹̥̹̻̩͔̳͈̖͓̭̩̮̹̰̝̰͇̖̮̠̼̮̮͔͖̯͈̝̤͔͇͉͍̘̫̮͇͈̹͖̹̬̺̟̼̲̼̰͔͔͈̤̻̼̝̼̜͙̻̻͈͕̣̠̦̲̙͈͕̱͉̞̙͙͈̬̥̲̹͖̰̟̠̺͉̳̰̠̩͚͕̘͎̺͚̖̤͓̤̘̙̗̖̬̣͉̥͉̦͈̭̦̥̗̬̖̰̦͂̏̂̽͐͛̉͒̅̿͐̍͊̓̓͌̊̊̆̐̊͌̄͂͂̽͛̎̍̆͊̐̏̑͋̓̂͒̽̋̒́̈́͗̏̓̔̅̃̌̀͂͗̀̀̐̾͑͊͐͗̐̓͗̔̈̎̋̐͌̀̋̍̒̎̾͒̿̑͋͗̏̇̊̕̕̚̚̕͘̕͜͝͝ͅͅͅ ̶̧̡̨̢̧̡̧̧̨͕̹̞͚̪̫̭̙̞̲̥̭͙̙͉̺͚͉̱͔͚̘͈̘̻̘͔̱͍̼̩͎̞̱̼̮̳͚̮̤̥̗̜͉̘͓̮͇̦̝̖̭͖͕͓̫̤͙͕̭̯̏̽͋̊͛̑͋͗̃̈͆̽̐̒͛̆̓̒͘͘͘̕͘͜͜͝ͅͅư̶̢̯̖̼̬͈̫̬͇͖̻̘͈͕̜̟͎̟͍͚̏͐̾͗́̎̿̉̏͊̄̿͂͑̆̂̽̂͊̌͋͊͂͂̆͐̔͐̆̈̓̍̉͗͑͊̓̓̓͗͆̀̍̾̀̒̿̐̈̓̈́͗́̓̔̾̍̊͐͊̏͂͛̍̓͒͛̍̋̏̉͆͗̏̎̒͒͆̉̐̈̀̊̽̇͋̔̽́̅́̀͆̀̐̓͌͘̚̚̕̚͘̕͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝ǝ̶̨̨̢̧̨̧̨̢̡̢̢̢̢̨̧͇̳̺̝̗̩̝̬̝̜̪͖̞̙̻̯͉̮̥͕̟͈͖͍̘̳͍͔̞͍̞͚̩̞̻̭͖͚͈̝̪͓̩͉̬͓͇̳̫͇̰̭͙̖̘͍̥͖͙̤̜̗̪̯̦̬̻̯̰̯̘̪̻̖̲̮̩̲̳͍̠͎͕̝̼̺̣̭͔̳̫̦̫͖̪̫̲̙͎̳̳̠̰̙̘͈͚͉̭̥͉̜͓̠̺̱͎̲̭̖͉̯̞͔͇̠̻̙̮͙͓̠͕̰̜̠̗͓̪̙̪̖̯̥̫͕̭̋̀̋̓̌́̆̏̔̌̓͛͑̈̿̕͘͜͜͜͜⋊̴̢̢̢̧̨̨̧͍̖̰̲̖͍͓̱̻̲͉̝̝͎̜̦̗̲͍̙͇̙̥̼̝̩͍͙̺͚̰̬̗͔̥̫̱͎̬͙̙͖̫͔̻̝̝͎͇̞̜̖̭̘͖̱̖͕͎̜̬̱̫̲͚̰̺̼͓̰̰̦̗̺̝̘̮̘͇̜͎̹͎̘̙̺̙͔̥͎͓̠̖̯̰̪͙̞͚̪͈̹̠̖̺̙̹̞̙̝̝̯̘̱̘͍̰̫̺̞̝͍̩͉͖̖͈͎̗̤̩̣̟͙̩̪̹̘͖̭̊̾͆͑͌͂͐̀̍̽̎̀̏͒̓̽͛̿͗͐̒̐͊̒͜͜͝
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pocket vito:

Oh my god it's back! Fofo are you doing that?
  10:13am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ Mortricia @10:11
K, thanks
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pocket vito:

It's probably just interference from the portal to hell Ken opened up
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courtneynoir:

looks like it's time to change the receipt paper roll on the chat
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Mortricia:

Its like talking about the 'scratches' invoked them. Ah well, gotta get some work done anyway.
  10:14am
f🐳f🐳 (:

pocket vito,

Oh, no. That wasn't me. that was from sydnius. Everybody knows I only post my smoke comment in Ken's show once every 10 years. As I did last year and in 2012.
  10:14am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ DjLorraine @10:11
Man, Nessie has some long ass nails!
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steveo:

↳ pocket vito @10:13
🌷💘 Ꭵ, 𝐟Oг 𝕠ภ𝕖, 𝔞м 𝕙ỖʳяĮⒻιEĎ 🐙🐼
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gone with the wind:

↳ courtneynoir @10:13
good one!
  10:17am
Brendan:

How deep is your sub?
Looking for sub in all the wrong places.
  10:17am
Erik-O-Vert (VT):

↳ Song: "Too Much Too Little" by "Fred Frith"
Despite appreciating to obsessing over much of Mr Frith’s career… I must admit, I wish he would throw us a few more bones like he did with his Ralph-Run albums (gravity/speechless/cheap at half the price). An improv appreciating yet pop loving tune-age tonnage guy can dream (or can he ?)🥳
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estebangrande:

↳ Song: "Society Blues" by "Dommengang"
wow Ken, your gifs are wild! so's this song
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Whoa, ok. What’s in a thrill pill, Jim?”

“We’ll both know. Soon enough”
  10:19am
Listener Bop Monroe:

↳ Brendan @10:17
yes!
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prof.fuzz:

Happy Go Skateboard Day! to those who celebrate. i would but it's already 919F here in howdy arabia...
  10:20am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Ken,

In the last column you have a header that says "New * / Special ***" but i don't remember seeing a *** song in your show in my lifetime. Except for the one time I requested you gave a song its deserving three stars. Is like there's nothing special to you?!
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Gregolomania:

↳ pocket vito @10:13
He does that a lot.
  10:21am
Listener Bop Monroe:

btw, SMK, love Mickey Bickle.

all your sub in vain
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PaulRobeson1923:

“I brought Turnip greens! Anybody want some? Still got a bit of dirt on em”
  10:21am
Ochre Ogre:

Patterns are back and that drill GIF is messing my mind, the drill bit isn't moving!
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tim:

↳ prof.fuzz @10:19
I didn't know it was a holiday. I will celebrate!

Howdy prof!
  10:22am
rx scabin:

@Erik-O-Vert (VT) agreed.
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Franco Twinkie:

↳ Marie in Queens @10:12
I went on the submarine ride at Disneyland more than a few times when I was a kid. Was it creepy and claustrophobic? Not really, there's was all kinds of plastic plants and mermaids out the window. It did smell damp, however.
  10:23am
Brendan:

Whatever you have to say, leave
The roots on, let them
Dangle

And the dirt

Just to make clear
Where they come from.
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Gregolomania:

↳ Ochre Ogre @10:21
Just focus on Gumby.
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tim:

prof - Do you know the writer Ross Gay? I hadn't heard of him until I happened to flip through a 2022 book of his essays. In one essay he called Mark Gonzales "the Sun Ra of skateboarding". That phrase made me an instant fan.
  10:24am
f🐳f🐳 (:

This was Klaus Dinger lil brother!
  10:25am
Brendan:

I wonder if that submarine killer guy got loose in his down there?
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steveo:

ooh i'm a sucker for wrong notes
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Pass the beef Jerky back to me when yer done, please”
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Webhamster Henry:

↳ Song: "The Piano Player" by "My Heart Will Go On"
This pooey-pianist plays about as well as I do.
  10:26am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ Gregolomania @10:23
I'll try, but Pokey was one of my favorite drummers of the 60's.
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prof.fuzz:

↳ tim @10:22
cheers!
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pocket vito:

Ken, you're here, there's noooooooothing I fear
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Bob Barth:

Just quietly walk over and close the lid on the keys. Tell them it sounded lovely we're just not doing this today.
  10:26am
rx scabin:

Deech.
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prof.fuzz:

↳ tim @10:24
i'm gonna have to look that up! thx tim!
  10:26am
Nick K:

What about the shitty flute version
  10:27am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Ah, the soothing sound of the sonar buoy pining in a wfmu's toilet
  10:27am
Listener Bop Monroe:

is jason statham down there?
he'll know what to do.
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pocket vito:

Inspector Bongo was just doing his job
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Bob Barth:

I feel like they raided the radio station to the sound of Yakkity Sax
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Jaan78:

The "Ng" in "Nguyen" is pronounced just like the "ng" in "wrong"
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PaulRobeson1923:

“We’re still alive, men”
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Pass the Jerky, please”
  10:29am
Frowny:

Ken you are hilarious
  10:29am
Mattynotimes:

This is amazing
  10:29am
castor:

They are joining the bodies of the mega-rich of the Titanic! How fitting!
  10:29am
Marie in Queens:

I heard bodies get bloated hugely and are preserved at that depth (but might be eaten by little deep sea creatures)
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Bob Barth:

BOB DYLAN IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
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tim:

Did Ken just day Bob Dylan is dead?!?!
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steveo:

are you ad libbing
  10:30am
Listener Bop Monroe:

turned into a human scrunchie...
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tim:

I thought Billy Joel started the fire.
  10:31am
Mairzy Doats:

↳ Jaan78 @10:28
Oh so like nnngwin? I was told to say "win" before.. yours is the real way then? Thanks for the info
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Jay/London:

↳ Song: "The Piano Player" by "My Heart Will Go On"
kinda like the piano player
  10:31am
Ochre Ogre:

Fish need to eat billionaire or not tastes the same to them.
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Bob Barth:

Folks we figured out airplanes a long time ago. Why are we still going up in balloons?
  10:31am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Breaking news!

They found the source of the tapping sounds detected by the Canadian military sonar: It was an orca with a tambourine.
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pocket vito:

I heard Bob Dylan survived the balloon fire - but then they stoned him while he was walking home.
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Ivan:

Bob Dylan's body wasn't found at the Mexican balloon crash site either
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Bob Barth:

↳ f🐳f🐳 ( @10:31
Finally an actual job for Aquaman.
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Jim? This pill you gave me…”
  10:32am
Bethany in deBary, FL:

He didn’t say he was dead it’s just his body was never found
  10:33am
Marie in Queens:

Are we having a crisis in billionaire boredom?
  10:33am
Ochre Ogre:

WAIT, maybe Dylan is in that sub down there!
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PigeonsAndRust:

"Bob Dylan's body is a-smoldering in the Swiss..."
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Juli:

Real musick:}
  10:33am
morphe':

"Fatal accidents involving hot air balloons are relatively rare.
In 2021, five people died after a hot air balloon hit a power line in Albuquerque, but one of the deadliest crashes happened in 2013 when a balloon caught fire in Luxor, Egypt, killing 19 tourists.
"
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-65230671
  10:34am
Listener Bop Monroe:

'leapin' lamphreys, aquaman, here comes another one!'
  10:34am
f🐳f🐳 (:

↳ pocket vito @10:32
Oh. not the first time Bob Dylan has been stoned though.
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-жеи:

↳ morphe' @10:33
"All the stranger, since so many big-name celebrities die and vanish in such mishaps"
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G:

Sometimes deep sea submersible operators attach styrofoam cups to their submersibles to get fun souvenirs of how strong the water pressure is in the deep ocean. The styrofoam cups come back like a third of their original size from being crushed by miles of water weight. See image here:

www.sciencefriday.com...
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Franco Twinkie:

Maybe WFMU should screen Das Boot, for those inclined to do something they are unlikely to ever experience in real life...like The Summer of Love for example.
  10:36am
Listener Bop Monroe:

flattened like a pancake.
mmmm.... pancakes...
  10:36am
f🐳f🐳 (:

G,

Does that mean they're gonna be shrunk in size once they find them ?!
  10:37am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ Marie in Queens @10:33
Apparently, so they're off to space and bottom of the sea.
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Bob Barth:

↳ -жеи @10:35
Right. Like the great Zsa Zsa Gabor water rocket accident of 1982
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-жеи:

Good news, the first WFMU Puppet Slam is coming to Monty Hall, Andy and me hosting. Also will be bringing The Patrick Swayze Film Festival to life. FINALLY
  10:38am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Haven't we done the billionaires inside tubes GIF theme before?
  10:38am
Marie in Queens:

↳ Marie in Queens @10:33
Like how about trying to reduce hunger or something?
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Do you think anyone knows we are down here and will U PLease pass the beef Jerky?”
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Krys O.:

BTW- Re: Woodstock footage. This Woodstock footage was filmed by late WFMU alum Bud Styple:

www.youtube.com...
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pocket vito:

↳ Marie in Queens @10:38
I did a Walk for Hunger once. I walked like 12 miles and I was starving at the end. I think I created a lot more hunger than I destroyed.
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Edgar from Maine:

↳ G @10:35
One of my friends who's an oceanic prof at Columbia did this with a wig head.
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Andrew Waterloo:

Frith's groups with Suzanna Santos Silva seemed to have a few more poppy moments where Frith wasn't employing extended technique.
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G:

↳ f🐳f🐳 ( @10:36
Water does not crush water. But we have spaces in us (lungs etc.) and therefore there would definitely be some crushing. This is also why "the bends" can happen after submersion even at relatively shallow water depths, compared to three miles as in this case.

Deep sea creatures evolved to have just water in them, so the pressure is equal inside them and outside them. No crushing. -- Whales (sea mammals with lungs) that dive really deep are actually able to collapse their lungs during a deep dive to avoid damaging them by water pressure crushing the lungs.

Here's a Woods Hole webpage about deep-ocean pressure issues:

www.whoi.edu...
  10:42am
rx scabin:

Thank you, Ken and Everyone for the fun.
  10:42am
Dean:

Did Gumby crib from I Love Lucy or vice versa?
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-жеи:

I just have to play you some of these sound effects.. would that be so wrong?
  10:43am
f🐳f🐳 (:

I believe the Wednesday band consists of musicians from The Sundays, Happy Mondays, 'Til Tuesday, and Thursday.
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G:

↳ -жеи @10:43
Effect away lol
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Franco Twinkie:

It's still Spring in California for about 13 more minutes.
  10:43am
rx scabin:

@Andrew Waterloo his album with Janet Feder is great among many others but not poppy.
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Edgar from Maine:

↳ -жеи @10:43
What are you waiting for?
  10:43am
Listener Bop Monroe:

an early porky pig cartoon shout out by art clokey
  10:44am
Bethany in deBary, FL:

Water crushes rock…. Rock crushes scissor…
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pocket vito:

Shout out to Jonah, Pinnochio, and everyone else who's done time in a whale's tummy. Hang in there guys, it gets better!
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G:

↳ Listener Bop Monroe @10:43
The big final hour.
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Colin in Durham England:

Wow
  10:45am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Thanks, G. You're the hero of today's show. Providing us with the context required to navigate through these difficult times.
  10:46am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ G @10:35
Whoa, evidence of the pressure.
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PaulRobeson1923:

Jonah is a real man and with trust. The swallowed whole for three days is allegory

“Thanks, Jim.”
  10:46am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Funny fact about this song is that by the time Wednesday's singer finish screaming is already Thursday.
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Mister Dobalina:

Poor Gumby...
  10:48am
f🐳f🐳 (:

I don't know about you but I think Gumpy would survive deep-ocean pressure.
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pocket vito:

So that's what the tooth fairy does with your teeth. Hits Gumby in the face with them. I should've guessed.
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The Butterman:

I just yesterday wore my Gumby shirt to work/school and showed, Gumby, The Movie to my painting class as a final exam. Weird
  10:51am
Listener Bop Monroe:

'gee davy, how do we know god loves us unless we get in the submersible?'
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PaulRobeson1923:

Joahnah and the Whale. The Burning Bush- all Allegory for a tremendous trip!
  10:52am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ f🐳f🐳 ( @10:45
Yeah, if only there was a way to shrink the heads of certain members in Congress on the far right so then it would match their tiny thinking brains.
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love2laf:

↳ -жеи @10:43
No, please sound effects!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Song: "I Only Said" by "My Bloody Valentine"
GIF comment: "I don't know, Davey!"
  10:54am
Alan the painter:

ice station Zebra!
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Pass the Teriyaki, please.”

“Sorry man, fresh out”
  10:55am
Listener Bop Monroe:

i bet the blockheads are behind this!!
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pocket vito:

There are a lot of Nadia impersonators out there
  10:56am
f🐳f🐳 (:

"Thanks for the gift, dad. No, really. Thanks."


That's conversation is the one that hurts me the most.
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Bob Barth:

Do they have to know the phrase that pays?
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pocket vito:

↳ Bob Barth @10:56
"WFMU is the home of the hits, now give me my fucking money!"
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Webhamster Henry:

seven Second Delay's 2-factor auth involves quoting lines from I.Q., Rat Race, and Aurthur 2.
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2/3 of the Perrin Family:

aaa
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Mister Dobalina:

urrrr
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pocket vito:

↳ Webhamster Henry @10:57
You also have to be able to name all 4 Beatles
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Edgar from Maine:

I think it's officially summer now. 10:58 EDT.
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Mortricia:

Of course these are the normal sounds in a working cube, why are you looking at you walk (quickly I noticed) by?
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SueAdynamo:

Let's play Is it the Devil? or Bobcat?
  10:59am
Alan the painter:

This Is radio…live
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Mortricia:

↳ Mortricia @10:59
*as you walk by...
  11:00am
f🐳f🐳 (:

↳ pocket vito @10:58
I believe the beatles are Ringo, Fred, And & Alan.
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Mortricia:

↳ f🐳f🐳 ( @11:00
Paul, Ringo, Fred and Alan.
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Mister Dobalina:

Is that a ballon being rubbed?
  11:01am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Coming up next...SFX sounds of people running out of oxygen.
  11:01am
Listener Bop Monroe:

you have to name all the Poco albums
  11:01am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ pocket vito @10:58
I know Pokey was the drummer.
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pocket vito:

Ringo, Bob Dylan, Phil Collins and Eddie Murphy
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Bob Barth:

"how to properly use a full body condom"
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Webhamster Henry:

I just want to say that I've been using balloon rubbing as sound effects for decades.. It's especially good slowed down!
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sydnius:

dude get some mylanta
  11:03am
Marie in Queens:

One could really mess with their neighbors with sound effects...
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PaulRobeson1923:

“I told you about eating too much beef jerkey”
  11:03am
Listener Bop Monroe:

billionaires eating billionaires LIVE!
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PigeonsAndRust:

This is totally unexpected, but somehow I find listening to the sound effects very relaxing!
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Krys O.:

Back in the day one of the listener surveys said they didn't like the sounds of screaming women on WFMU.
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Bob Barth:

Live audio from when V/O Artists actually shit themselves
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dale:

this guy needs what the diarrhea lady was taking.
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Roberto:

↳ Song: "SFX Playlist 1"
Someone's breaking the toilet.
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pocket vito:

My doctor said Mylanta. He also said I had a nice booty.
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The Butterman:

this is perfect for the 8 students killing time in my art room on the last day of school here. Thanks Ken
  11:05am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ Marie in Queens @11:03
Indeed, but they haven't called the cops... yet.
  11:07am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Ken,

What about that phone call where Lyndon B Johnson talks to a diver living underrwater for days?
  🚽 11:07am
Wilhelm:

Feel better, Ken
  11:07am
Listener Bop Monroe:

'oh look, i forgot i have Corn Wienies; here have one!'
  11:09am
Listener Bop Monroe:

i thought gwar in reverse is when you spew on the band
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PaulRobeson1923:

“I still think it was worth the trip, son. We haven’t had real beef Jerky like this in years”
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Mister Dobalina:

↳ pocket vito @11:05
Go on....
  11:13am
f🐳f🐳 (:

holy. Percy Granger's theremin music is from 1936!
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joe mulligan:

↳ Listener Bop Monroe @11:09
And the band wears all white so you can see it on their clothes. It -is- summer now so that’s sartorially acceptable
  11:13am
Brendan:

Wuthering Depths
  11:14am
Dean:

Was it *that* Percy Granger who wrote works for Theremin? Impressive!
  11:14am
Brendan:

For here, am I floating in a tin can
  11:14am
Listener Bop Monroe:

THEY get to sit in the front row
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paddy in matawan:

There isn't even a window on the thing. They have to view the Titanic from a screen! Totally not worth it!
  11:15am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Dean,

https://percygrainger.org/resources/Documents/Strategic%20Planning%20Task%20Force/Free%20music%20article.pdf
  11:17am
wind:

Ken tell us more about this puppet show you speak of…
  11:17am
Listener Bop Monroe:

it probably smells like Oderus Urungus in there by now...
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Krys O.:

I worked for a company in the 80s that sold Gumby items among other things. The best thing was a fabric Gumby with suction cups that you could stick on your car windows.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com...
  11:17am
Marie in Queens:

↳ paddy in matawan @11:15
jeez
  11:18am
Dean:

Thank you, @fwhalefwhale (: I had no idea he worked in this territory, nor that he lived that long. Love Grainger's music.
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paddy in matawan:

↳ Krys O. @11:17
Gumby lives without Pokey on my desk. Wish I never tossed Pokey!
  11:18am
f🐳f🐳 (:

"Grainger [...] As early as 1899 he was working with so-called "beatless music", using metric successions (including such sequences as 2/4, 2½/4, 3/4, 2 ½ /4, 3/8 etc) inspired by the irregular rhythmic patterns of speech."
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joe mulligan:

↳ Song: "BOA" by "Sam Gendel & Sam Wilkes"
Who needs the Underwater Theme Park radio show when we got Ken playing the sounds of sonar
  11:20am
Listener Bop Monroe:

oh no... they'll mis the party girls!!!
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Bob Barth:

C'mon... who's got the keys to that piano???
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Mister Dobalina:

Reminds me of shitty flute, miss those days.
  11:21am
Marie in Queens:

↳ pocket vito @10:40
interesting @))
  11:21am
donpappy:

“That’s kind of f-ed up,” I say as I chuckle once.
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Krys O.:

↳ paddy in matawan @11:18
I had Pokey as a kid, not Gumby. Only one minute example of a deprived childhood.
  11:21am
Bethany in deBary, FL:

I can’t with this piano 🤣😤😱
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paddy in matawan:

Also isn't it ironic that it is called Ocean Gate?? We now refer to any conspiracy as a "Gate". Seems like a big red flag there.
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Stanley:

Where's Les Dawson when you need him?
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paddy in matawan:

↳ Krys O. @11:21
haha! I think there was a point where I only had Pokey too! My best friend who always had the cool toys had Gumby.
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Krys O.:

↳ paddy in matawan @11:21
Ocean Gate Gate.
  11:22am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Not to be confused with the Sam from Sam and Joe - Save The Children ("Maggots fester in our poison atmosphere!")
  11:22am
Marie in Queens:

↳ paddy in matawan @11:21
Yes, I think we need a special counsel investigation, right now. It's prolly some kind of false flag thingy... ... .. .
  11:22am
Listener Bop Monroe:

they thought they found them but it was a fluke...
  11:23am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ paddy in matawan @11:15
Billionaire: "Meh, I blew half $million and had to see it on a screen."
  11:23am
Marie in Queens:

Ken's dementia = good radio
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joe mulligan:

↳ Mister Dobalina @11:20
Shitty piano is the new shitty flute
  11:23am
Brendan:

The Sound Effect of Music
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Polly.:

It's summer Ken - time for havin a bar bq!
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PigeonsAndRust:

Speaking of General Strike, on this day in 1919 RCMP fired into a crowd of unemployed war veterans during the Winnipeg General Strike, killing two
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eileen_tooth:

Hi
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Mister Dobalina:

That last gif is a real Howdy Doody!
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paddy in matawan:

↳ Listener Bop Monroe @11:22
That billionaire really jumped the shark on this one.
  11:26am
andy the painter:

“we’ve only tasted the wine…”
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eileen_tooth:

I managed to log in to this
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eileen_tooth:

I really like this show and forgot what day it was
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Mister Dobalina:

↳ eileen_tooth @11:26
I clicked on your avatar/image... & then saw the plastic baby.
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dale:

that damn gorn again?
  11:28am
Marie in Queens:

I love this
  11:28am
Listener Bop Monroe:

billionaires are usually concerned with liquidity.
jaws, jets and alexander courage!!
  11:28am
Brendan:

West Side Gorn
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paddy in matawan:

↳ paddy in matawan @11:25
The rescue teams need to quit floundering around and get down there!
  11:28am
Bethany in deBary, FL:

They find that thing unscathed and there’s gonna be a movie about it in 3 years and they’ll all make another billion.
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Webhamster Henry:

This is a good mix: Kirk fights the Sharks & Jets
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PigeonsAndRust:

Jonny the Boy messing with Ken's playlist again
  11:29am
Joe Mulligan 🦀:

Kirk’s in danger! Beat nicks after him
  11:29am
Fred and Alan:

↳ eileen_tooth @11:26
Hello Eileen_tooth How are you Love Fred and Alan
  11:29am
Ochre Ogre:

Fazers on stun!
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Mister Dobalina:

my MummY!
  11:29am
Listener Bop Monroe:

'you're an ambulance.'
  11:29am
Bethany in deBary, FL:

Free souvenir styrofoam mini cup
  11:29am
Fred and Alan:

↳ paddy in matawan @11:28
Hello Paddy in Matawan How are you Love Fred and Alan
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Handy Haversack:

Solves a lot of problems if your mother is also an ambulance.
  11:30am
egould:

The dude is tripping on ketamine, hard.
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Roberto:

LARRY!
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Andrew Waterloo:

Don't try edibles the first time you wear progressive lenses.
  11:30am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Find the Larry!
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eileen_tooth:

↳ Mister Dobalina @11:27
Lol 😂
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PigeonsAndRust:

↳ Andrew Waterloo @11:30
I have to ask if you are speaking from experience
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Andrew Waterloo @11:30
Ha ha ha! They're a trip on their own when you first get them!
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PaulRobeson1923:

“After we get rescued, i’m going to tell the world about this Jerky! The Teriyaki is exceptional!”
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Rich in Washington:

JAAAAA!
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BillyLundun:

BREEEEEEAAAAAKKK!!!!!
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eileen_tooth:

↳ Fred and Alan @11:29
I’m ok I’m trying to be better but idk if I can right now.
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Stanley:

Give me regular toilet every time
  11:32am
Fred and Alan:

↳ love2laf @10:53
Hello Love 2 Laf Love from Fred and Alan
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Mister Dobalina:

Steak & eggs it is, then.
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Karl:

Reiki the toilet
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Mark Hurst:

Glad to hear that toilet is regular!
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Rich in Washington:

I don't know if I'm disappointed or impressed that (so far, anyway) none of my fellow DJs have dropped Thomas Dolby's One Of Our Submarines Is Missing into their playlists.
  11:32am
f🐳f🐳 (:

↳ Andrew Waterloo @11:30
Progressive lenses are the best for listening to Emerson, Lake and Palmer, though.
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Krys O.:

↳ Andrew Waterloo @11:30
LOL! I worked for an optician who taught me how to handle progressives. Had them since 2004 or so. I was in my 30s. Ms. Magoo here.
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Krys O.:

↳ f🐳f🐳 ( @11:32
HA!!!
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Andrew Waterloo:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:31
It's like being dropped into a glass ball
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Mister Dobalina:

I'm gonna autoTune the living crap out of this late morning breakfast.
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Andrew Waterloo @11:33
It took me months to get fully use to them but now I couldn't live without them.
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love2laf:

↳ Fred and Alan @11:32
Good morning Fred & Alan, hope you are well today. I'm very happy to have news that my washer and dryer have a delivery date July 7th! Handwashing these many months has been hard. Much love to you both.
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Krys O.:

↳ Fred and Alan @9:17
Hey, Fred and Alan! Missed seeing this. Doing okay. Have a good day.
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Gregolomania:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:33
True. Took me six months, but one day my brain just suddenly clicked with them.
  11:35am
Fred and Alan:

↳ eileen_tooth @11:31
try and do your best you know what Alan went through by being dragged from a racehorse after he got spooked from a tractor and watertruck on the track
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prof.fuzz:

hey L2L, just for YOU, there are footnotes on the lyrics to the new PF63 single on bandcamp...
  11:35am
tgravel:

Driving a tractor
Back and forth
Back and forth
Making hay
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love2laf:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:33
I had to get them due to having cataract surgery in my 30's. I still don't like them when walking, especially going down stairs, but they are certainly useful!
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G:

"Under Pressure" would worked for this show, only it's too overplayed (not to mention too oversampled).
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Rich in Washington:

MELBA!
  11:36am
Fred and Alan:

↳ prof.fuzz @11:35
Hello Professor Fuzz how are you doing Fred and Alan
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eileen_tooth:

↳ Fred and Alan @11:35
Yes. Thank you Fred and Alan 💖
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Krys O.:

Don Rickles is in the great sub movie Run Silent, Run Deep with Clark Gable and Burt Lancaster.
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Andrew Waterloo:

↳ Krys O. @11:32
Apparently i am going through a typical transition when you hit your 40s...eye strain can be very distressing if you don't know what you're experiencing
  11:36am
Marie in Queens:

Is that Ken playing the caller?
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Ochre Ogre:

↳ f🐳f🐳 ( @11:32
What Krys O said.
King Crimson too?
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love2laf:

↳ prof.fuzz @11:35
Oh my goodness, I must see this today! Added to my fun-things-to-do today!
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Song: "Is That 100% Porcelain?" by "Brother Russell"
RIP Brother Russell!
  11:36am
Fred and Alan:

↳ Krys O. @11:34
Krys O thanks for always being there for Fred and Alan much love from us to you
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prof.fuzz:

↳ Fred and Alan @11:36
hi alan and fred!
i'm doing alright. about to go to the post office, and then meet a couple of friends for lunch (thai).
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f🐳f🐳 (:

Oh, i can feel it! Helium voice coming right up!
  11:37am
Listener Bop Monroe:

then The Doctor appeared, looked around and said, 'right, f' this, you guys are on your own' and zapped back out again.
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dale:

players club is the 'it' card today.
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G:

↳ Song: "I Only Said" by "My Bloody Valentine"
Man, that MBV gif -- haven't seen that Lutheran Sunday morning cartoon since the late 60s...
  11:37am
Fred and Alan:

↳ prof.fuzz @11:36
Have a great time Love Fred and Alan
  11:37am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Ochre Ogre,

Progressive lenses only work with Gentle Giant and Emerson, Lake and Palmer.
  11:38am
Marie in Queens:

I love the way he said "bugle"
  11:39am
Andrea C from the app:

Wtf is this!? Hilarious.
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joe mulligan:

Dallas loves their Carte Blanche cards, sleeping pills, bugles, and commemorative dolls
  11:39am
Ochre Ogre:

Sorry about the background, I'm listening to Ken on WFMU.
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BillyLundun:

SOME REVERENCE!
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Stanley:

↳ Song: "Is That 100% Porcelain?" by "Brother Russell"
This is great
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HarktheUmpire:

is this Hearty White?
  11:40am
Fred and Alan:

↳ love2laf @11:34
so happy about your new appliances good luck with them
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Rich in Washington:

My copy of Melba Comes Alive rode around in my radio crate since time immemorial. Now Melba's tormenting scumvangelists in the afterlife.
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love2laf:

@Prof Fuzz that is simply the most perfect use of footnotes ever! *

*and if you had used mammal there would be no footnotes, and that would be disappointing.
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PaulRobeson1923:

“Starting to feeel something, Jim! Hi ih a goin to be racued afte all!”

“Take the Beef Jerky our yer mouth! I can’t understand you!”
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dale:

on the rockwell hardness scale how dense is that porcelain?
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-жеи:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:40
Thanks for that email about him Rich! Reminded me..
  11:41am
f🐳f🐳 (:

"ears ago, Russell Miles (ironically nicknamed "Brother Russell") made odd phone calls to talk radio shows and recorded them right off the radio as they happened. "
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Mister Dobalina:

Welllllll, it damn better be!
  11:41am
Marie in Queens:

Brother Russell is a genius
  11:41am
Listener Bop Monroe:

'they still need TP for their bungholes'
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Handy Haversack:

This seems well in hand. We're heading off to a cidery. The dog was able to lose his cone today, so we're celebrating.

Thanks, Ken. Later on, all.
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Rich in Washington:

↳ -жеи @11:41
and regular listener Zippehead7 tipped me off with sad news.
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Krys O.:

There is a porcelain supplier across the street from us here in Roseland. They had a tragic accident 2 years ago when a worker was crushed by 6000 lbs of porcelain that was stacked outside. :(
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love2laf:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:41
Awesome! Yay Bagpipe cone-free!
  11:42am
Fred and Alan:

Women and Children First After Fred and Alan but with one exception to All the great listeners of WFMU that adopted Fred and Alan
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Rich in Washington:

↳ Krys O. @11:42
Dang! What a way to go!
  11:44am
Ochre Ogre:

"I used to work in Porcelain." PA?
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Lizardner Dave !:

Hello?
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egould:

Phil Hendrie. Classic.
  11:44am
Dean:

Hendrie, brilliant on radio.
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Krys O.:

↳ Rich in Washington @11:42
The office dog sensed something was happening even before the ambulances and medivac helicopter came. It freaked everyone out here.
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Mister Dobalina:

Florida, stayin' classy.
  11:45am
Andrea C from the app:

Anybody from Miami Beach?!
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Krys O.:

↳ Handy Haversack @11:41
Happy Cone Shedding!
  11:46am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Florida man calls radio show.
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BillyLundun:

Coming in loud n clear Miami beach!
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Andrew Waterloo:

This man is tenacious.
  11:46am
Listener Bop Monroe:

his logic is impeccable
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G:

↳ Andrew Waterloo @11:46
Relentless even.
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northguineahills:

↳ Mister Dobalina @11:45
you rang?
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Stanley:

*Splitting sides*
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joe mulligan:

Do you know how many time zones there are in the Soviet Union?
  11:47am
wind:

This is driving me insane!
  11:47am
Marie in Queens:

↳ G @11:46
or demented
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Ochre Ogre:

↳ Krys O. @11:42
Yikes!
  11:48am
Andrea C from the app:

Hold on for Phil Henry. How about going to Miami Beach!!?
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sydnius:

↳ Song: "Miami Beach Hello Remix" by "Phil Hendrie and Cal...
that’s funny, I don’t remember taking any mushrooms
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Lizardner Dave !:

Were there any people on the ground?
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G:

↳ Marie in Queens @11:47
Demento with no doctorate.
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Andrew Waterloo:

This feels like when you fall asleep watching a DVD and you're struggling to wake up while the menu plays in a loop
  11:48am
roc:

Im fucking up paperwork listening to this stupid record
  11:49am
f🐳f🐳 (:

It's a bit like when a submarine lands in an unpopulated area in the bottom of the sea.
  11:49am
Listener Bop Monroe:

↳ joe mulligan @11:47
none: the ussr is no more
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G:

The zillions of call screeners this guy must have fooled off the air to get on the air.
  11:49am
f🐳f🐳 (:

roc,

Do you want to say something? Go ahead, sir.
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Lizardner Dave !:

Hello?
  11:49am
Schnormal:

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
  11:49am
wind:

Ken. Please have mercy on us
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Bob Barth:

am i dead?
  11:50am
Mup Mahoy:

You know, Ken, contrary to what you may believe, people actually DO listen to your show.
  11:50am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ f🐳f🐳 ( @11:49
Around Miami or Miami Beach???
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Lizardner Dave !:

When does he get the call from Miami Beach?
  11:50am
Schnormal:

WHAT IS THE SAFE WORD
  11:50am
Bethany in deBary, FL:

No people on the ground …. They all got in the submersible
  11:50am
Andrea C from the app:

Deplorable destiny. I’m calling it.
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joe mulligan:

↳ Listener Bop Monroe @11:49
ELEVEN. One two three ELEVEN
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Lizardner Dave !:

Hello?
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northguineahills:

so where did they bury the survivors?
  11:50am
bradford:

so very deplorable
  11:50am
Schnormal:

You broke me Ken 😂
  11:51am
jmd:

It’s not even funny.
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Rich in Washington:

Just putting this out there...
Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando & Dawn
  11:51am
Listener Bop Monroe:

one two three is my favorite billy wilder film
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Lizardner Dave !:

I miss Kenny G.

Hello?
  11:51am
Tinley Park Randy:

Submission by Sex Pistols
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joe mulligan:

↳ jmd @11:51
Ha!
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sydnius:

Hello Miami Beach
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Roberto:

↳ Tinley Park Randy @11:51
OH DUH! Yes!
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Mister Dobalina:

Earth Wind & Fire has been shittyfluted & it's great!
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Lizardner Dave !:

Miami or Miami Beach?
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-жеи:

Miami or Miami Beach, Hello?
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Lizardner Dave !:

Hi can I speak to Ken? Or Phil?
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northguineahills:

↳ Lizardner Dave ! @11:51
that's MOMA poet laureate kenneth goldsmith!
  11:54am
Listener Bop Monroe:

goodness is it that time already?
i don't want to miss the party girls!
  11:54am
wind:

Awesome relief after some torture 🤣
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Lizardner Dave !:

↳ northguineahills @11:53
And a great WFMU DJ. Hello, is this Miami?
  11:54am
Bethany in deBary, FL:

Now the sonar ping
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joe mulligan:

↳ northguineahills @11:53
That jacket he wore to the reading with the president tho
  11:54am
Ochre Ogre:

To that caller- Because in Florida pilots have Jesus as their co pilot.
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northguineahills:

↳ Lizardner Dave ! @11:54
Orlando, unfortunately close enough... ;)
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northguineahills:

↳ joe mulligan @11:54
oh...yeah!
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Juli:

Ty Ken

!!!!
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Lizardner Dave !:

↳ joe mulligan @11:54
I believe there's a show where he reads Marx while wearing jewels and a fur coat. Not sure if the photos are anywhere on he archive. Hello?
  11:56am
Brendan:

Thanks Ken. Bring 'er up to periscope depth.
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Lizardner Dave !:

The Kenny and Irwin transitions were as amazing as Clay and Fabio on the air. From Miami beach, hello?
  11:56am
Ochre Ogre:

Thanks Ken!
Bye F0F0 and all, stay weird.
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Rich in Washington:

Danke, Herr -жеи
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love2laf:

Thank you for the strange and wild ride this morning Staysh, the normies didn't stand a chance. Lively chat, much enjoyment to be had, thanks all.
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Chris Hiatt:

That was a really exhilarating ride today. Thanks, Station Manager Ken!
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Mister Dobalina:

Gracias, Ken. Some good laughs were had today.
  11:57am
Listener Bop Monroe:

thank you again SMK and all.
aside from the tragedy aspects, this was super fun.
takata glub-glub!
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Lizardner Dave !:

Thanks Ken. Keep your eyes on the ocean floor. Hello?
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PMD:

Pining so sad...
  11:57am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Thanks, Egg for the Ken! Great show, GIFs, comments as usual. Till next episode, take care and remember: Hello?
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Krys O.:

↳ Lizardner Dave ! @11:55
I was part of a group of folks that walked with Kenny wearing that fur coat from the station to the PATH station in daylight.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, -жеи. Happy summer! 🌞
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joe mulligan:

Good times all!
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Krys O.:

Thank you, Ken!!!
  11:57am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Bye, Ogre Ochre! Do you want to talk to Phil?
  11:58am
wind:

Bye Ken. We still love you ♥️♥️♥️ looking forward to the puppet show. Are you really sorry though?
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PMD:

Davey!
  11:58am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Hasta huevo, Handy!
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Lizardner Dave !:

↳ Krys O. @11:57
Wow! That must have been....fun?
  11:58am
Marie in Queens:

splendid show Kenneth, danke!
  11:58am
Ochre Ogre:

↳ f🐳f🐳 ( @11:57
In Miami or Miami Beach?
  11:59am
f🐳f🐳 (:

Lets hope they find them! FIND THEM!
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Gregolomania:

↳ wind @11:58
Not a chance.
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paddy in matawan:

↳ paddy in matawan @11:28
gratz
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Lizardner Dave !:

Miami Beach, hello?
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dale:

earth kiss and fire just popped up in my youtube feed. damn surveillance state!
  11:59am
Listener Bop Monroe:

oh no they missed the party girls... so sad...
  11:59am
f🐳f🐳 (:

You want to say something? Yes, were are inside a submarine send help. Hello?
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-жеи:

Bye bye everybody! Thanks for putting up with that
  12:00pm
Ochre Ogre:

RIP Bob Dylan, again.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

One ping only, Vaseley.
  12:01pm
f🐳f🐳 (:

Don't worry, Ken. We will bury you inside your yacht for atonement. A proper ship burial.
  12:12pm
Sam:

Good morning! I am greatly enjoying this Dylan tribute.
  7:17pm
F8TLSTK:

Just listened to your show. thanks for playing me and everybody else. I hope you are really okay. You Da Man.Oh me Oh my! I agree.
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