Favoriting Professor Dum Dum's Lab: Playlist from September 20, 2023 Favoriting

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Professor Dum Dum, scientist of music, performs experiments in music and human behaviour. Living, breathing volunteers subject themselves to his verbal vivisection, helping all to understand what laymen call "absurdity." (Visit homepage.)

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Artist Track Album Label Approx. start time
Mercyful Fate  Satan's Fall   Favoriting Melissa  Roadrunner  0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Void of Silence  The Sky over   Favoriting The Sky Over  Avantgarde  0:11:04 (Pop-up)
Elend  Du Trefonds Des Tenebres   Favoriting Umbersun  Orphika  0:28:09 (Pop-up)
Coph Nia  Sympathy for the Devil   Favoriting The Dark Illuminai  Cold Meat Industry  0:38:43 (Pop-up)
Xandria  The Nomad's Crown   Favoriting Neverworld's End  napalm Reords  0:48:31 (Pop-up)
Rainer Landfermann  Kunstvoll   Favoriting Mein Wort in Deiner Dunkelheit    0:56:11 (Pop-up)
Satan's Host  Hellfire   Favoriting Celebratrion for the Love of Satan  Moribund  1:05:07 (Pop-up)
Nevermore  Sentient 6   Favoriting This Godless Endeavor  Century Media  1:12:20 (Pop-up)
Clouds  If These Walls Could Speak   Favoriting Doliu  Personal Records  1:19:16 (Pop-up)
A Forest of Stars  Tombward Bound   Favoriting     1:25:13 (Pop-up)
Goatess  The Oracle Pt 2   Favoriting Goatess  Svart Records  1:43:05 (Pop-up)
Communic  Wayward Souls   Favoriting The Bottom Deep  Nuclear Blast  1:50:52 (Pop-up)
Mercyful Fate  A Dangerous Nightmare   Favoriting (live)    2:02:22 (Pop-up)
Satariel  Stranger World   Favoriting     2:08:58 (Pop-up)
The 11th hour  Bury Me   Favoriting     2:13:43 (Pop-up)
Bethlehem  Frau Deutshe   Favoriting Mein Weg  Red Stream  2:25:03 (Pop-up)
Type O Negative  Bloody Kisses   Favoriting Bloody Kisses  Roadrunner  2:33:36 (Pop-up)
My Dying Bride  Sear Me   Favoriting Upside Down Cross  Peaceville  2:44:28 (Pop-up)
Upsidedown Cross  Upsidedown Cross   Favoriting Upside Down Cross  Taang  2:56:28 (Pop-up)


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Listener comments!

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JG:

Merciful Fate=Heaviest band ever
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Triple G:

Hello Professor and fellow dum dums out there
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winston legthigh:

are we really doing this?
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Handy Haversack:

Morning, Prof, all.
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Krys O.:

Greetings! Getting ready for today's lesson.
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PKNY:

↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate"
YASSSSSS!

\,,/(*_*)\,,/
  9:03am
chuck friendly:

Yes!
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AnAnonymousParty:

↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate"
I think we just shifted into 2nd gear.
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Bill Zebub:

We shall have fun with jesus today
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Charles in Chicago:

♚◆!
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Mr. Pumpy:

↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate"
Hell yes! Literally.
  9:05am
Philip:

right on
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JG:

Against every physical instinct I have upon hearing Merciful Fate ( for the first time on FMU), I had to turn it down instead of cranking it, because my mom is over. I so wanna bang my head to this , but I can't do that to her. I hope she appreciates my sacrifice.
  9:06am
velvet frog:

This is an auspicious beginning!
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sydnius:

I reside happily in Satan’s Summer for several more days
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Mr. Pumpy:

My period 2 class is in a class meeting in the auditorium, and I'm glad I got to jump on to hear the King and Co. Hail Satan!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am
Barney Grubbs:

Bitte, Herr Doktor Professor, werfen Sie nicht meine Mutter aus dem Fenster!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:07am
AnAnonymousParty:

3rd gear.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:08am
Asheville Jon:

my hair isn't big enough to be listening to this
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winston legthigh:

its never too early for a mosh pit.
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Bill Zebub:

When I drive, I fahrt
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dday:

↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate"
I ride with Satan's Helper's
www.youtube.com...
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Charles in Chicago:

The guitarist wrote this one, can ya believe it
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PKNY:

↳ JG @9:06
There was a whole show a few years ago dedicated to King and Mercyful Fate --> wfmu.org...
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Mr. Pumpy:

↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate"
I should also state that Melissa may have what is my favorite album cover. Amazing in so many ways.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am
Mr. Pumpy:

That Denner/Sherman combo. Yes please!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:09am
PaulRobeson1923:

Morninggggggggggg
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JG:

↳ PKNY @9:08
PKNY- Thanks ! I'm gonna listen to that one day. Loud
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am
G:

First show in archive:

May 11, 2003: Professor Dum Dum Filled in for Small Change.
  9:10am
gauche knee:

🤘🏾💕
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:11am
Mr. Pumpy:

RIP Timi Hansen
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:11am
Mr. Pumpy:

My students can return at any moment. We ARE hearing the rest of this.
  9:13am
jon d:

Wow! Professor dum dum!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:14am
JG:

↳ Mr. Pumpy @9:11
Oh no
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PKNY:

This went down during the fill-in for Olivia on Monday:

wfmu.org...

Celtic Frost and Bathory, back to back!

I'm all for a new rule: any weekday fill-in must bring the metal
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:15am
Mr. Pumpy:

↳ PKNY @9:14
I second this rule.
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dday:

↳ Song: "Satan's Fall" by "Mercyful Fate"
My brother in law at the time (80's) tried to get Mercyful Fate to play The State Theater in Port Jervis,NY since we had a great relationship with the people at Megaforce at the time. Couldn't pull it off
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:15am
JG:

↳ Mr. Pumpy @9:11
I see it was a while back. Didn't know
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winston legthigh:

↳ dday @9:15
all hail marsha and jonny z \m/
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Mr. Pumpy:

↳ JG @9:15
Yeah, before the pandemic. Cancer got him.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:20am
Mr. Pumpy:

↳ winston legthigh @9:19
Handy may remember I named one of my gaming characters John Zazula in his honor.
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PKNY:

↳ Song: "The Sky over" by "Void of Silence"
Gotta say that this style of metal usually in my wheelhouse, but this Void of Silence is pretty damn good.
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dday:

↳ winston legthigh @9:19
and Harold & Shari :)
They all were good friends
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PKNY:

↳ PKNY @9:20
*isn't usually in my wheelhouse*
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:21am
Mr. Pumpy:

↳ PKNY @9:20
So you like a bit of funeral doom in your coffee today, eh?
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Edgar from Maine:

↳ PKNY @9:21
There is no 'wheelhouse' in metal!
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winston legthigh:

↳ dday @9:21
and good people who cared deeply about musicians and not just about the money which is sadly rare in the record industry.
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dday:

↳ winston legthigh @9:19
My younger brother's band Tortured Dog had 3 tracks on a mEgaforce compilation called "Born to Metalize"

www.youtube.com...
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PKNY:

↳ Edgar from Maine @9:22
There's only two types of metal:true and false!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Good morning, Professor. Broadcasting to the Void right here!
  9:25am
Philip:

makes me wanna hear Pelican
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Handy Haversack:

↳ Mr. Pumpy @9:20
We remember Johnny Zaz.
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winston legthigh:

↳ dday @9:23
were you at the 1988 megaforce records 5th anniversary party at the ritz? my first and favorite concert.
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dday:

↳ winston legthigh @9:22
We had a bunch from their roster perform. Overkill, Anti, Exciter, Anthrax,Anvil,Raven & a very young Metallica
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Mr. Pumpy:

↳ Handy Haversack @9:26
How could we forget?
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PaulRobeson1923:

Jezus!!!
  9:28am
stuli:

where have you been Prof Dum Dum?!! About damn time!
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dday:

↳ winston legthigh @9:27
No. Rough times financially for me.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:29am
sydnius:

All religion is Fic†ion!!!

Thanks for the Dark Ages Jebuz
  9:30am
stuli:

and too much fiction has become religion!
  9:30am
God:

My Son was Real
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winston legthigh:

↳ dday @9:29
iirc, ace frehley of frehley's comet fame was a no show.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31am
Ivan:

If Jesus never existed, shouldn't the question should be how do we stop Mary from having an abortion? And didn't you do this already? at least twice?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31am
Edgar from Maine:

The key to wisdom is fully understanding the difference between belief and knowledge.
  9:32am
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Ken is a fascist dipshit.
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Bill Zebub:

Ivan, i select this introductory topic for every sill in
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Krys O.:

↳ Bill Zebub @9:32
Dum Dum 101
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Bill Zebub:

The joke is most funny when a random listener tunes in and doesn't know it is a joke.
  9:33am
Random Listener:

What is the joke thanks in advance
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:34am
sydnius:

↳ Random Listener @9:33
religion.
  9:35am
stuli:

"Moorcock's Behold The Man"is always a good read--
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LouFancy:

Step 1: we have to travel back in time to find Mary and convince Mary to give birth to jesus so we can work through the timeline again and later convince.... wait.... it already happened... it's all there in the bible... Time Travelling Professor Dum Dum WAS the burning bush, this is our second time around, we are on universe V2 and it's time to finish the mission. He feels so strongly about this because he's asking us to undo his own work.
  9:37am
Panther:

I’m glad there are other streams to listen to on FMU.
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Triple G:

"We write the scriptures of moans
We spread the spawn of Despair"

Ok, but where can a guy get a sandwich
  9:38am
jan:

I got to class late and was surprised by the substitute teacher- only one song in and I’m not feeling well . May I go to the nurse’s office?
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winston legthigh:

get on the ark before it's too late.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:40am
Mortricia:

Odd ? but anyone remember who's show the guy from Yo La Tengo filled in for? I was trying to explain it to a co-worker and they wanted to check it out.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am
AnAnonymousParty:

↳ Song: "Du Trefonds Des Tenebres" by "Elend"
I feel like the TV is on with Monster Chiller Horror Theater in the background -I'm just listening to it working on something else, not really watching it.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:41am
Handy Haversack:

↳ Mortricia @9:40
Ira? He's had his own show sometimes. Most recent fill-in was for Michael Shelley.

wfmu.org...
  9:42am
What a Fool Bereaves:

Most FMU DJs seem like people being,at most, only slightly exaggerated versions of themselves , "Professor Dum Dum" has always seemed like someone trying to be their idea of outrageous, like a college radio sophomore.
  9:43am
Count FLoyd:

Ah-ooooooh!
  9:43am
gorp:

Movie trailers in 2015 be like
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:44am
Mortricia:

↳ Handy Haversack @9:41
Thanks Handy. It seems like it was sort of recent but then again, I'm getting more and more calendar challenged as I get older.
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Thatan (Printh of Darkneth):

Greetingth! I would make thure Mary hath acctheth to a full range of reproductive thervitheth, including aborthion, and athk her if thee ith really ready to have a baby, and if thee can realithtically thupport the child and herthelf. It ith her body, after all.

Well, that wath fun. Toodleth!

Pee Etth: Pleathe play thomething from the Perc Traxth label!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:46am
Planet Tyler:

WE LOVE DUM DUM!
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Roberto:

↳ Handy Haversack @9:41
Oh yeah, what's-his-name from Yo La Tengo lolz
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:47am
sydnius:

↳ Count FLoyd @9:43
Scary boys and girls!
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PaulRobeson1923:

Strawberry fields…
  9:47am
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↳ @9:32
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJly8Qk5sso
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Planet Tyler @9:46
in Dum Dum we trust!
  9:48am
gorp:

This guy rules. New fav!
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paddy in matawan:

holy crap havent heard dumdum in soooooo long!!!!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:49am
PaulRobeson1923:

So how would you do? The H Bomb would not exist yet. That is not an option
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PaulRobeson1923:

IT
  9:50am
chresti:

Hi professor DD show!
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Bill Zebub:

Thank you for having an open mind. Not all have this outlook.
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winston legthigh:

chrestikins!!
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Planet Tyler:

DD gotta get back on the schedule!
  9:52am
chresti:

winstonkins!
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Bill Zebub:

If you want Bill Zebub, the Vortex of Chaos is on Thursdays from noon-3pm on wfmu.org/sheena
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Bill Zebub:

Planet Tyler, physical distance prevents my regular shows. I am a visitor this week.
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attis:

Late getting on, can't believe I was missing out on a Dum Dum show. A glorious Wednesday.
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Bill Zebub:

Welcome Attis
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:56am
Planet Tyler:

↳ Bill Zebub @9:54
Can't you do the remote Covid-thing? But thanks for the headups about Thurs - didn't know! Anything is great <3
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:58am
sydnius:

Ich habe keine Worte.
Alles ist Dunkelheit.
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Bill Zebub:

Planet Tyler, I did remotely broadcast when the plague hit, but the mothership is the only place from which to spin. But I am eager to escape my hell in Shitland,
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:01am
Planet Tyler:

↳ Bill Zebub @9:58
Bill Zebub vs. Pseu's lovable grouchiness. Gonna have to toggle. And yes escape all S*Towns
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:04am
PaulRobeson1923:

River of shit, river of shit 🎶 flow on flow onn river of shit🎵
  10:04am
Chief Guy:

Professor Dum Dum is a coward.
  10:05am
Chief Guy:

Where is S Land, Bill?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:05am
NotARealDoctor:

is this live or a recording of a previous show because I'm like 95% sure i remember this exact episode from like December of 2017 or something
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:05am
sydnius:

second comings are for girls duh
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Megaroni:

Who is this Dum Dum fella? A Ken imposter?!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:06am
Micheal:

Two Zero Nein!
  10:06am
Mike H:

I listen to WFMU quite a lot but moments like this really hammer home how weird of a station it can be lol
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Triple G:

↳ NotARealDoctor @10:05
it's the second coming of this episode for the first time
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Andrew Waterloo:

I can imagine you'd just sneeze on him. Being dead is not a great way to develop the immune system.
  10:10am
Chief Guy:

Now let’s hear the Professor show some cojones and make these kind of jokes about Islam.
  10:11am
Marie:

I love this. Hey Prof. and All!
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Bill Zebub:

Greetings, Marie.
  10:12am
Mike H:

I forgot to mention I am also enjoying the program. Keep it up Bill Zebub!
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Bill Zebub:

Thank you, Mike H
  10:14am
Stan from Matawan:

Zeitgeist!
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Triple G:

↳ Song: "Sentient 6" by "Nevermore"
That piano is reminiscent of opening of "My Little Town" by Simon & Garfunkel, which I'm sure could be metal-ified, but still doesn't solve The Jesus Dilemma
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:15am
egould:

↳ Song: "Sentient 6" by "Nevermore"
Heavy Adam Sandler sound on these vocals. Happy Gilmore/Bobby Boucher.
  10:16am
King Adam:

woohoo! Hi Listeners , good stuff Professor
  10:17am
MD:

These lyrics are the dope!!!
  10:18am
MD:

BURNING UP THE GUITAR NECK!!! REVOLUTIONARY! SOMEDAY ALL GUITAR LEADS WILL SOUND LIKE THAT!!
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Triple G:

↳ Song: "Sentient 6" by "Nevermore"
The backwards vocal track there was actually "and all you jerkoffs in Rockland County"
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:21am
iiibeat:

Adam was immortal and lived with God. Satan was jealous and tricked man into death. Christ came to redeem mankind, to restore man to birthright. Of course Satan seeks destruction. He is a fucking nuisance!
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Roberto:

↳ iiibeat @10:21
Adam Sandler?
  10:24am
Dave R:

I missed the professor! this show is over the top in every conceivable way-love it!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:24am
Edgar from Maine:

Satan is sitting here next to me, scratching his chin and grinning. He has a big bag of souls next to him and is showing me some of them.
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iiibeat:

↳ Roberto @10:23
He might have made sandals. I guess??
  10:27am
Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️:

Holy Cow! Who didn’t tell me professor dum dum was going to be on 😡
  10:27am
Dave R:

once I got past the weirdness of it all this music is really really cool! I looked up some of the bands and it's 'symphonic metal". sounds like the most insane Broadway musical ever!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:27am
PaulRobeson1923:

G-D is real. Trust in the Ultimate! Baby
  10:32am
Dean:

http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/2018/02/21/satan_kmart.gif
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egould:

You meant “homonym gum”.
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NotARealDoctor:

↳ NotARealDoctor @10:05
oh man this is familiar because he's done this topic like 5 or 6 times before lol
  10:33am
Dean:

I'd prefer Mary had given birth to triplets.
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Roberto:

↳ iiibeat @10:26
Adam the Sandler.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:34am
Edgar from Maine:

Or what if Jesus were a Siamese twin with one head and two bodies?
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Roberto:

↳ Roberto @10:33
Sandal-er.
  10:34am
st Joe:

I am going to hell for listening to this. yippee!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:35am
Ken From Hyde Park:

201-209️⃣-9368
  10:35am
Chief Guy:

Come on Dum Dum. Show us how brave you can be and mock Islam with some edgy jokes about how you would kill Muhammad. I dare you.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:37am
egould:

↳ Chief Guy @10:35
Yeah well, that would be xenophobic or racist or something.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:38am
pwrmnstr:

ARGHHHHHH.... I would rather listen to Ken's mashups

At least I can work through them. This is intolerable.

For the first time in a great while, I'm switching off WFMU
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:39am
PaulRobeson1923:

John Brown’s Penis needs a doctor! Mucked about with Gonno and covered up with shite 🎶The agonies of Syphilis kept him awake at night! …
  10:39am
Dean:

Here we go with the Immaculate Conception misconception...
  10:40am
Dean:

I wrote a poem yesterday that refers to a cuckold!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:40am
Krys O.:

Justin Green's Binky Brown Meets the Virgin Mary should be required reading:

en.wikipedia.org...
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:41am
pwrmnstr:

Dear WFMU programmers... goofy talk shows are NOT good fare for people who need to concentrate.
  10:41am
Dean:

Aspirin is when you want something really bad.
  10:42am
Sam:

This is some much-needed hilarity.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:43am
PaulRobeson1923:

Christ in actuality is a radical for LoVe and anything else you may have heard is hearsay
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Rich in Bristol:

Hooray for the return of Professor Dum Dum!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44am
Franco Twinkie:

↳ Krys O. @10:40
You are so right Kris! Do you have the expanded hardcover, or the original floppy?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:44am
iiibeat:

'We will be constant (what a word!) and bless the day, for whole hours too, yes, for sold long syne as we shall be heing in our created being of ours elvishness, the day you befell, you dreadful temptation!' - james joyce (finnegan's wake)
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Triple G:

Instead of the toilet this week, we're breakin' the dogma and the cuckoo bird's representation!
  10:45am
Sam:

There once was a whore named Mary
Whose ugly fetus was scary
She wanted it killed
But when she saw the bill
She kept it and named it Gary
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CatMan:

Professor. Are you related to Kurt Waldheim, Jr?
  10:46am
Matt formerly jetboy:

Better to mock the locally dominant religion than Muslims. Christianity has f’d up so much over the course of history there is plenty to mock.
  10:46am
CC:

Had a bad day yesterday. Needed something to lift my spirits, and that call was just it. Thank you!
  10:46am
DougiesCherryPie:

Freeform radio? it's called Soundcloud.

I don't get this show.
  10:50am
Chief Guy:

But that’s not the point Matt. The point is that Professor Dum Dum is a coward and won’t insult people he fears might do something to him.
  10:53am
Sam:

↳ Song: "Wayward Souls" by "Communic"
Beautiful!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 10:54am
Krys O.:

↳ Franco Twinkie @10:44
Hi, Franco! No, I read an original comic copy years ago when I lived in a sublet. I was raised Catholic and BB really helped me.
  10:54am
Sam:

A plane full of gluten just exploded. Hail Seitan!
  10:54am
Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️:

Immensely happy to hear you today professor!!! I loved it when you were on the overnight hours
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Bill Zebub:

If you are interested in discovering how the myth of the bastard jesus began, look up the many lectures by Dr. Richard Carrier on youtube. I shall be interviewing him for my sheena show (wfmu.org/sheen every thursday from noon-3pm) (I will be on tomorrow but absent the following thor's day).
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Greets all, pleasant surprise RE the fill in
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Fishtown Mike:

Great show! Really missed hearing Prof. Dum Dum on these fine airwaves.
  10:57am
Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️:

As to the evil baby Jesus?? Easy tell Joesph gods penis is bigger and he satisfied Mary better than he did! Make Joesph so steaming angry he takes a knife STABS MARY TO DEATH and the baby Jesus
  Swag For Life Member 10:57am
bk845:

@Bill Your Instagram account has been quiet lately. I can't remember the last time I saw one of your posts.
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Bill Zebub:

I was on a radio show in TX (shitland) and was fired after I talked about a certain religion, ha ha. The religiosity there is frightening.
  10:58am
Sam:

I heard the Jesus story is a regularly recurring myth throughout many societies over the millenia. Before Jesus they had other stories that were the same, just about someone else. They were gradually adapted to fit the new guy.
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Krys O.:

↳ Bill Zebub @10:58
In Texas?! Yikes! That's frightening.
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AnAnonymousParty:

I suffered an injury listening to it.
  11:00am
Sam:

They've gotta give this guy tenure.
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Edgar from Maine:

↳ Bill Zebub @10:58
When I was a kid, we moved from Nebraska to Texas and I was freaked out by how everyone was asking if I was saved.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

In Texas, they put a lot of sugar in their iced tea.
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Sam:

I hate my money so I put it in stocks
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

ACAB. That is all.
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Planet Tyler:

↳ Chief Guy @10:35
Go away
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Franco Twinkie:

↳ Krys O. @10:54
Okay! I was forced to go to catechism after school. I resisted at first, but when I saw all the girls from the other junior high schools in the area I thought 'hmm, I think I'm going to like this!'

And I did!
  11:02am
Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️:

TESTICLES!!! say it professor
  11:02am
Sam:

If you're a cop and you think pissing is a sex crime... that says more about you.
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Listener Phillip (in the Bronx)♎️⚖️:

Smear him with honey so the bees 🐝 sting him
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Planet Tyler:

↳ Matt formerly jetboy @10:46
Dont feed the trolls
  11:03am
Joe Mulligan 🦀:

Dum Dum! It’s been years!
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bk845:

I would encourage Jesus, and tell him to hang in there.
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bk845:

↳ Chief Guy @10:50
Well, blasphemy is a victimless crime...
  11:05am
jg:

What a great show. Thanks professor
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Bill Zebub:

Thank you for enjoying the show, jg
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MD:

FI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  11:06am
SF Fred:

DumDum yur SmArt
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Triple G:

Thanks for a stimulating lecture, Professor. I must be excused for the day.

Later, all
  11:08am
Chief Guy:

If it’s victimless BK, then there’s no harm in some mockery of Islam. I dare the professor to mock Islam.
  11:09am
Fred and Alan:

Hello Everyone Fred and Alan
  11:09am
CC:

Will Mercyful Fate be on the final exam
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bk845:

Hail, Fred and Alan!
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Fishtown Mike:

↳ Fred and Alan @11:09
Hi Fred & Alan! Hope you're both well!
  11:11am
Fred and Alan:

Thanks and love to all our people at WFMU
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winston legthigh:

↳ DougiesCherryPie @10:46
listening to wfmu on the soundcloud app.
  11:14am
Fred and Alan:

Fishtown Mike thanks and love from Fred and Alan
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Listener Jonny in MA............. d-_-b:

Ich bin bei Professor Dum Dum. Ich liebe die Musikliste.
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Rich in Bristol:

I'd only ever heard snippets of Professor Dum Dum on Vortex of Chaos before. Very happy to hear the myth, the legend live on FMU.
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listener rick:

Loving the show today!
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Bill Zebub:

Listener Johnny in MA. the next song is for du
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Mr. Pumpy:

↳ Song: "The Oracle Pt 2" by "Goatess"
Can't listen now, just pepping the playlist. Big ups for Goatess!
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Bill Zebub:

I appreciate your appreciation. I live to serve you.
  11:17am
Joe Mulligan 🦀:

Can we get a “goooooogle your little noodle?” And a “I throw your baby in the toilet!”
  11:20am
mr_donutsu:

BARRY!!!
  11:21am
Matt formerly jetboy:

Don’t abort me, I want to listen to WFMU
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Krys O.:

↳ Franco Twinkie @11:02
I went to catechism classes after school (public). The nuns expounded such delusional garbage like Satan is swinging from your feet under the chair that it was abhorrent. My brother was an alter boy for a long time too. The nuns used to demand his help around their residence. Awful vile people. When a new priest came to the church and asked them to do more volunteer work for charity, they decided to retire. One nun pushed me for absolutely no reason.
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Planet Tyler:

Caller is kinda suggesting suicide by cop
  11:24am
Joe Mulligan 🦀:

Joseph was a carpenter. When you have a hammer everything looks like a nail
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Lieutenant Lambrusco:

He is so ugly its so true Dum Dum
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Planet Tyler:

Was there ever a modern cult leader killed by their followers instead of the other way around?
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Krys O.:

I also recommend the movie Spotlight.
  11:25am
P-90:

“Unoriginal Sin” for the win
  11:26am
Chief Guy:

Buc buc bu-CAHK!
  11:27am
Jack Nicholson:

Like, 'fa, la-la', man.
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Rich in Bristol:

fa-la-la-la-la...

Never thought about that before. No wonder Professor Dum Dum is so hyped up.
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Roberto:

↳ Krys O. @11:21
"Alter boy" = a young alter cocker?
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joe mulligan:

↳ Chief Guy @11:26
You’re barking up the wrong tree dawg
  11:29am
Matt formerly jetboy:

Re planet Tyler- yes there was. Sometimes the cult leader “dies” mysteriously opening space for a member to step in and take over. I’m thinking specifically of the Indian cult that moved to Idaho, forget the name
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sydnius:

have we finally aborted the foul fetus
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Planet Tyler:

↳ Matt formerly jetboy @11:29
Rajneesh/Osho ....but that wasnt by his cult, rather someone looking for his power right?
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Franco Twinkie:

↳ Krys O. @11:21
That's horrible! Nothing like that ever happened to me. But this did: I told my mom I was sick and didn't feel like going to catechism. I stayed home and convinced another kid to steal a can of gasoline so we could start a fire in the middle of the street. Later, while we were having dinner a neighbor called to rat me out. My mom was looking at me with bloody daggers coming out of her eyes. My father asked "Wasn't he suppose to be at catechism?" My mom put her hands on her hips and said "He said he was sick!"

After that, I never missed another catechism.
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winston legthigh:

thanks prof dum dum and all. stay tuned for mass at noon.
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PMD:

I'm O Negative!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

↳ Song: "Bloody Kisses" by "Type O Negative"
Rest well, wherever you are, Peter Steele.
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Roberto:

↳ PMD @11:34
Are you positive?
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PMD:

↳ Roberto @11:35
O Yes
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Roberto:

If you combine the O- blood of two people, does it become O+?
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PMD:

↳ Roberto @11:36
Negative
  11:37am
Matt formerly jetboy:

Re Planet Tyler - I thought it was a member who then slid into power after they moved back to India. I could be wrong. Want some kool aid? I’m having it
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joe mulligan:

↳ winston legthigh @11:33
Would be a nipper if sinners crossroads ever bookended the professor dum dum's lab
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Krys O.:

↳ Roberto @11:28
No, an alter boy is a layperson who helps the priest during mass.

www.merriam-webster.com...
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joe mulligan:

Once I was getting things ready for mass as an altar boy and the wine bottle was full with water. I told the priest, he came over & said, “it’s a miracle! Somebody turned the wine into water!”
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Roberto:

↳ Krys O. @11:38
r/whoosh :P
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sydnius:

I’m glad I wasn’t altered
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anniepants:

↳ Song: "Bloody Kisses" by "Type O Negative"
Hell yea Type O Negative!
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joe mulligan:

↳ sydnius @11:42
Another time father Peterman was so drunk he spilled the burning incense on the altar and the carpet caught fire. He tried to put it out with a paper missalette
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Franco Twinkie:

↳ joe mulligan @11:44
Wow! That's what I really liked about going to mass - all sorts of unscheduled special events.
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AnAnonymousParty:

↳ joe mulligan @11:44
Were you going to church or a cabaret?
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Krys O.:

↳ Roberto @11:42
It wasn't much of a joke.
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Planet Tyler:

↳ Matt formerly jetboy @11:37
Can re-watch the documentary...or the Documentary Now version
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Roberto:

↳ Krys O. @11:46
Pretty lame yeah.
  11:50am
Matt formerly jetboy:

PT - yeah, the documentary was great!
  11:51am
Craig fitch:

Love your show
  11:51am
ryansterlingvirtue:

Thanks for playing that Type-o. Made my day
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winston legthigh:

its Beelzebub dummy.
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joe mulligan:

↳ Franco Twinkie @11:46
Haha yup!
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sydnius:

I’m up to metaacht
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joe mulligan:

↳ AnAnonymousParty @11:46
Both!
  11:54am
CC:

That’s exactly how I consume poptarts every morning
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AnAnonymousParty:

Somebody's blood is deluded.
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Roberto:

I'm pretty sure there's been more than one mobile shoe store called "The Toe Truck." I know of at least one in L.A. in the '80s.
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sydnius:

Thanks Prof. Dum Dum! Enjoyed to—day!
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joe mulligan:

Dum Dum for president! Or at least the primaries
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Krys O.:

Thanks, Professor!
  11:58am
OSS:

I would just recrucify the adult jesus!
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bk845:

Cheers Professor! Hope to hear your dulcet tones again soon!
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Bill Zebub:

Remember to turn the other cheek
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Fishtown Mike:

Hilarious show & excellent music! Loved it! Glad to hear the Prof. again
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paddy in matawan:

thanks dum dum
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herb.nyc:

thanks for being here, prof dum dum
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Threemoons 🌛🌕🌜:

Thanks for the awesome fill in!
  12:00pm
Eyes of STEEL:

Eye, personally, am OUTRAGED by this SACKreelijus SINNING against the LORD!!!!
  12:00pm
CC:

Cheers to you Prof
  12:00pm
Matt formerly jetboy:

Great show today!
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Rich in Bristol:

Thank you, Professor Dum Dum!
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PaulRobeson1923:

Peace & Love Ya’ll! English is a tripp!
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