Spasmodic Dance Woman Got it Goin' On: Ken's show

Listener comments!

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6:06am Ken:

Morning all! Sorry I'm late..

6:23am groucho:

unacceptable. You don't care about us

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7:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

Too lonely here this morning. I'm going back to JA's page. They have free breakfast at work today, so I must ditch soon, anyhow. I'll need some Khlam and Rammstein for later, I think.

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7:21am Ken From Hyde Park:

Khlammstein, the mashup. I think I just invented that.

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8:08am Ken:

Khlammstein. hmmmm

8:22am Dr. Goot:

Good Morning, I like it!

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8:33am Ken:

Hi Doc.

8:34am Okasa:

Morning Ken. Morning non-Kens.

8:38am glenn:

neil young news. arts.nationalpost.com...

8:58am Robert:

Anything to take my mind off the bad night I had. Bad dream (that a friend had shot up a crowd, and that I'd had a chance to prevent it but didn't) and woke up all sore.

8:58am F▀F▄ (:

Hi Ken and everyone! Nice to be here once again.

I think it's time to lift the Rammstein embargo.

9:01am Brendan:

Ken

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9:05am Guido (Cologne):

Good morning Ken!
Hello to all!

9:05am Parq:

Love the gif for the Kane track (which I also love).

9:05am ?:

Come they told me, rump pump pump pump.

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9:06am Ken:

Brendan

9:06am thedunkel:

Morning Ken and Kenkateers!

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9:06am Ken:

I cannot find the Wayne Butane Christmas CD! Where is Johnny Mathis when I need him?!

9:07am KOTJ:

Brian Turner played Butane

9:08am Torbjørn:

The Wayne Butane CD saw some action on Brian's show, maybe he hid it

9:08am jan:

I love this Jonathan Kane cover of Little Drummer Boy. So solemn and dignified. How about playing his cover of Sleighride.

9:10am F▀F▄ (:

Ken,

It appears you can play the entire Wayne Butane Xmas song/album from here:

http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/A+Very+Special+Wayne+Butane+Christmas/8610861

9:11am common:

drums

9:11am Michael:

Thanks, glenn, for the Neil Young article pointer...a 'good morning' to all, and an hearty 'fuck you' to the genius who thought-up the euphemism 'oil sands' (since everything on Earth were best named by how the most money can be made from it) and everyone who bought it (since those with power over our bodies should rule the insides of our heads as well).

9:12am bah:

humbug

9:12am Yum:

Hamburg.

9:13am common:

right right michael. oh the fuckers.

9:17am Torbjørn:

If a window of free time is required for searching for the Wayne Butane CD, might I recommend the 40 minute "Little drummer boy" by Lindstrøm ?

9:17am F▀F▄ (:

Camilo Sesto esta en la casa, beotches!!!

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9:18am Ken:

No Torbjorn, f0f0's grooveshark link has saved us from that fate.

9:19am glenn:

i call them the tar sands, and i'll never stop. check out the comments from the right wing retards under that article. it's mind boggling how stupid they are.

9:19am Cheri Pi:

Jayzzuss I'm 3 hours late. I feel so ashamed.

9:21am Michael:

bah:
Much of our political discourse, and especially at this time of year, seems immediately to boil down to the question `Are there no prisons?' and a broad hint about a population implied to be `surplus'.

9:22am KOTJ:

The only comment sections that don't ruin your life outlook are found here.

9:23am Torbjørn:

I have a tradition of putting on the Lindstrøm version on Christmas eve, after the family's been hitting the aquavit for a while .. they don't really notice, but I enjoy it

9:26am F▀F▄ (:

Cheri Pi,

You'll be always on time to listen to WFMU. It's 24/7, right?

9:26am davex:

Morning Ken! What's going on in the gif with all the kids?

9:27am glenn:

gavle, the swedish goat. twitter.com...

9:27am Dr. Goot:

Ann-Margrock!

9:29am amanda c:

ken, i wanna hear how your stand up went last friday! did will far away fill in for andy?

9:30am Cheri Pi:

CRASH!

9:30am Cheri Pi:

TOo true F▀F▄

9:30am F▀F▄ (:

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHH!

Probably the best song ever.

9:30am bobdoesthings:

goodmorning!

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9:31am Ken:

Thanks for asking Amanda, it went GREAT! Yes, Will Far Away filled in for Andy and he did really well. Andy's cardboard cutout and I cannot wait to do it again!

9:31am fred von helsing:

Over there in the red. I'll have what she's having.

9:32am amanda c:

that's awesome! it sounded like a really funny idea. i'd definitely go out to see a show if you do it again.

9:35am common:

hey ken. i love the cardboard cutout comedy idea. glad it went well. my friends and i in high school tried to get in the talent show with cardboard cutouts of ourselves with white room playing in the background. the principal said that there was no talent involved there.

9:36am Dan B From Upstate:

Au contraire! I miss corn weenie remixes.

9:40am Cecile:

DYLAN

9:41am Skirkie:

It's really tough to find one of those raptor masks. I've looked.

9:41am groucho:

Malcolm Middleton (of Arab Strap) has a great Christmas song called We're All Gonna Die. It has no swears in, play that!

9:42am Jeff:

That's funny. At times this morning it has indeed felt as if *someone* was trying to figure out whether to go full-on Krampus or skate safely around it.

9:43am Michael:

Ask not if you can get it up for Krampus...since asking that will make Krampus get it up for you.

9:44am davex:

common: Authority figures are often startlingly eager not to recognize talent.

9:44am common:

davex: damn straight!

9:45am KOTJ:

Ahhhhh. Gary Owens.

9:46am davex:

Ken: Actually the cutout idea gives you a lot of flexibility. You can take the show on the road while staying at home - just get a couple of people to set it up in various locations.

9:46am slater:

jesus h. christ in a chicken basket

9:46am audio powders:

Ken is possessed of Christmas Ken.

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9:47am bbell:

Excellent Christmas mix, almost too good to regift, but since I could keep a copy, perhaps I shall spread this joy!

9:48am common:

thank you ken!

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9:49am Ken From Hyde Park:

I am full of breakfast. Now waiting for lunch. Are any places selling Krampus kiddie meals?

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9:49am Ken:

Had to dump Wayne Butane after three curses....

9:50am Sam:

Very nice Wayne Butane there, really great stuff.

9:51am Cheri Pi:

Did that NEA grant ever come through to de-dirtify the Blowfly XXXristmas catalog?

9:54am Cecile:

This is stupid enough to sound like it's in heavy rotation on Prof Dum Dum's show

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9:57am Ken:

A high compliment indeed, Cecile.Ken

9:57am thedunkel:

ken - where do you find your gifs? they are always awesome - awesome as KHLAM!

9:58am Cecile:

Ha! We are on a jag of watching Vin Diesel's XXX and Rammstein totally make that movie

9:59am digitalmaciek:

good stuff Ken ! luv them animations next to the trax...

10:00am Cecile:

You know it has wide appeal when OXYGEN is running it all week...

10:00am Skirkie:

I was playing around with that acapela thing last week and found that if you type "ehn d" it'll sound like it's saying "Andy"

10:02am Cecile:

Pegboy and Scratch Acid both cover JC Superstar songs

10:04am Roberto:

I think I've been smitten with the awkward dance woman.

10:05am Roberto:

Her seductive motions are too much for me to bear.

10:06am bobdoesthings:

Merry Khlammass!

10:06am egal:

Khlam for Khristmas.

10:07am Cecile:

A Khlam remix contest is in order, I think.

10:08am Okasa:

The awkward dance woman reminds me of Gamera dancing Go Go. Thanks Skirkie. Tsuyoizo Gamera!

10:08am Roberto:

Whoa, spasmodic dance woman got it goin' on too...so conflicted.

10:09am glenn:

hmmmm. we have smoky head woman, followed by awkward dancing woman, followed by tree head woman.has ken been watching twin peaks again?

10:10am davex:

Leipzig! I'll have to play that to some people around here...

10:10am bobdoesthings:

I'm down for Khlahm remix contest.. if it means I get a copy of this album!!

10:11am Okasa:

For a good time, line up any of Skirkie's comments with Awkward Dance Girl. Fun!

10:11am zeer:

davex, noch ein leipziger? :)

10:11am Okasa:

Ken, do curses not count if said in a heavy Russian accent?

10:12am davex:

Zeer: du auch?

10:13am Sam:

Wow, haven't heard Mickey and Bunny in a while!

10:13am zeer:

dort aufgewachsen, nun dresden
das internet ist klein ;)

10:13am Sam:

Weren't they Canada's top Ukrainian-Canadian band??

10:15am mg:

I just saw that you played Camilo Sesto earlier. Awesome. My mom was a teen fangirl of his in the 60s and makes me play her his performances (via Youtube) whenever I go home.

10:16am Roberto:

The Wayne B. Christmas didn't fly with the family in the car this summer. Maybe it's a seasonal thing.

10:16am common:

genius!

10:17am davex:

zeer: dafür ist sachsen umso größer...

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10:17am Ken From Hyde Park:

My next idea: play Johnny Cash and Eddie Money and maybe Buddy Rich together. Wouldn't that be a treasure?

10:19am Sem Chumbo:

Where could I purchase one of these "dump nets?" Curiously, I've found a use not normally suggested.

10:19am tomasz.:

top of the mornin' to yez

10:20am bobdoesthings:

Check the consumer reports and reviews before purchasing your dump nets.. there's a lot of poorly made dump nets out there on the market. Some are rather leaky

10:23am Cecile:

I can haz Crazy Frog?

10:26am Cecile:

Kim: after a certain point even honesty is not refreshing.

10:27am neuteral imbalance:

Awkward dancing girl's strangely empty hypnotic eyes, combined with that rhythmic swaying and self conscious body movement heightened with pulsating incandescent bring back Christmas memories from home, gotta' love the holidays.

10:27am Cecile:

Ken: Mariah does some fun Xmas carols

10:28am Dr. Goot:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com...

10:30am davex:

Someone is dreaming.

10:30am Cecile:

Vicki, you are a world cultural treasure.

10:30am ben von:

Been waiting a year to hear this again.

10:32am KOTJ:

Ahhh. Felix Kuban.

10:33am SeanG:

thought this was Ivor.

10:34am Mike Noble:

somewhere there is a giant cat shooting blood from its mouth and a creepy voice saying HOOUUUUSSEEEE

10:35am Cecile:

Felix Kubin holiday record. Make this happen.

10:35am Mike Noble:

i.e. this makes me think of the theme from HOUSE

10:35am Laura L:

Felix Kubin--long time no hear! Danke! For playing him now, I mean, not for not playing him for a long time.

10:43am old dark McDonald:

Beyonce pulling a pizza from her hair, that's nothing, I read yesterday in the Guardian that she pulled opossum fur from her ass in a vegan restaurant. www.theguardian.com...

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10:43am AnAnonymousParty:

Apropo to the holiday season, dunno if anyone else has posted this, so: www.youtube.com...

10:46am egal:

Not the Wing carol I was hoping for.

10:46am Roberto:

YES YES YES WIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGG

10:46am Rebecca Lewis:

Just a reminder that the reporting period is on today and next week.

10:47am SeanG:

epic

10:50am KOTJ:

Wing should do a Christmas album with Yoko.

10:53am F▀F▄ (:

Au contraire, dear KOTJ. Yoko should do a Xmas album with Wing.

10:55am KOTJ:

Even better!!

10:55am egal:

Finally. Cats.

10:55am tomasz.:

majestic

10:57am KOTJ:

Cat Step. Kitty Step. Meow Step.

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10:58am Guido (Cologne):

GODZ?

10:58am davex:

It always comes down to cats in the end.

10:59am egal:

KOTJ: Fresh Step (Meow mix).

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10:59am Guido (Cologne):

Hey!
This is NOT White cat heat!
Possibly wrong side of the record?

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11:03am Ken From Hyde Park:

There should be a gif of the fake sign language interpreter from Nelson Mandela's tribute from yesterday. I haven't found it yet.

11:04am Dan B From Upstate:

I wish the drumming cat banged its head to the beat of Caledonia, but it's just not to be, sadly.

11:07am slater:

did Ken say orchester?

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11:07am Webhamster Henry:

Xmas lovers will note that KBC has started up his annual Xmas novelties free-for-all on his BitSlap podcast.

11:10am spodiodi:

Children in a car are more distracting than cell phones... can we ban kids in cars?

11:10am deaf white cat:

Jay Leno claims that Chris Christie will never allow the eating ban. He didn't mention the makeup.

11:11am spodiodi:

Isn't Christie supposed to be a less gov't guy?

11:12am rsj:

stepping up the comedy
awsome

11:12am Dan B From Upstate:

No... Please. NO!

11:13am thedunkel:

for your christmas spirit? goo.gl...

11:13am davex:

Yet another hour of this song?

11:13am Dr. Goot:

ruh oh!

11:13am fred von helsing:

aw jeez

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11:13am Rich in Washington:

Vayacheslev Mesherin was the Raymond Scott of Soviet Russia.

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11:13am Webhamster Henry:

I haven't heard the Jethros for a very long time - Thanks Ken!

11:13am rsj:

there is nothing less about christie, or maybe less sit-ups

11:13am angry inch:

BACK AWAY from the turntable KEN! You know what this leads to.

11:14am laughingacademy:

OH MY GOD. This might be my favorite cover of anything EVER.

11:14am bobdoesthings:

I'm glad i'm not the only one who worries every time Ken plays a Bohemian Rhapsody cover

11:14am davex:

Yes, another hour of this song!

11:15am dave:

I think I am getting sea sick from this. Is that possible?

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11:17am Ken From Hyde Park:

Song of the year!

11:17am bobdoesthings:

I take back everything I've said of Bohemian Rhapsody covers.. this is great!

11:18am rsj:

genius, all the covers are better than the original

11:18am tomasz.:

that was the greatest thing i've heard

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11:19am Webhamster Henry:

Go look for "Love Musix", the Jethros cover the hits of their time.

11:19am Doug C.:

Is this the original version of Bohemian Rhapsody? It sounds like it was written to be heard like this.

11:19am jetpackpogostick:

that song was so good I came here just to show my support

11:20am Carmichael:

Good morning Kenneth. The music is divine.

11:22am davex:

Excellent riff on Satin Doll...

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11:24am Guido (Cologne):

finest Portsmouth-tradition, or how to say it?

11:26am Oreo Tank:

Rubber stamps are great fun. Rubber stamps are great fun. Rubber stamps are great fun. Rubber stamps are great fun.

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11:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

Got any songs from the Ebenezer Scrooge point of view?

11:29am rsj:

holy moly, i'm downloading this one

11:29am Brendan:

I thank you Ken this is getting me over the hump

11:30am fred von helsing:

this song gets the most WTFs/play (EPA city/highway)

11:30am Brendan:

Hump

11:30am tomasz.:

yeah, same rsj. this is bananas

11:30am KOTJ:

Ewe Step.

11:31am Dr. Goot:

Naing Naing Rocks!

11:31am KOTJ:

Bahs, humbug.

11:32am common:

the wobbler!

11:38am Rubber Food Stamps:

Flip Side Lover. That's Great! If you get tired playing the front side you can always needle the B-side.

11:39am don:

http://imgur.com/5Du6sF8

11:39am Brendan:

Great boinking music

11:41am F▀F▄ (:

Too many perfect songs in today's show. I'm sorry but this reckless Deejying has to stop soon. Hey, I'm overdosing of goodness here.

11:41am davex:

Ken: Perfect mix of the peculiar and the sublime today - thanks!

11:43am Carmichael:

Songs like this make me want to turn off my radio and go herd sheep somewhere.

11:44am Lewis:

They make me want to quit my job and spend my time searching for more songs like this...

11:45am fleep:

I've heard sheep, they're kinda pitchy

11:46am Laptops in Lockup:

more kazoo!

11:49am Feeling Sheepish:

These songs make me want to quit my job and ... well, I haven't thought this through yet.

11:52am Whooda:

That atopical solution will clear that 'thing' right up.

11:53am Sam:

Idea for seven second delay: some crappy concept involving kids calling in, but no kids will call in, and Andy will complain a lot and start saying semi-offensive things to pass the time, before seriously losing the will to live.

11:54am Hair Wrangler:

Thanks for the disturbing memories Possessed Station Manger Ken.

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11:54am Guido (Cologne):

hand-spun please!!!!