WFMU: The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from December 15, 2014

Listener comments!
	9:03pm CRUMB: hello folks
	9:03pm Danne D: Hi everyone :) Hi Dave :) Hi Shaina :)
	9:03pm Peanut: thank god
	9:03pm Pellero: It's Dave Hill!
	9:04pm Peanut: i can't with night people
	9:04pm F-berg: Hi guys! I'm playing along from home tonight!
	9:04pm DanH: Hey Danne D
	9:04pm P-90: Season's greetings @Goddamn Dave, Shaina, and the Fabulous Feinberg Triplets!
	9:05pm Danne D: Hey DanH! Hey Shaina - not under the weather I hope :/
	9:05pm Peanut: feeling it
	9:05pm P-90: How ya doin" Shaina?
	9:05pm CRUMB: Wow Shaina; how'd you get station manager ken to run a line out to your home?!
	9:06pm KT: Hi Dave. Saw you at Bell House and you were the shit. Can I say shit here?
	9:06pm Peanut: you can say shit here
	9:06pm M.J: Finally...clock people getting their due respects
	9:07pm Peanut: please sing a funky freestyle again.
	9:08pm MadameLuke: Hi Danne D, Shaina, Dave, and everyone here. Greetings from the past! (Pacific Time Zone)
	9:09pm jo: Hi Shaina, I'm filling in for you!!! Give me tips!
	9:09pm DanH: What happened with Black Sabbath?
	9:09pm Peanut: newjersey.craigslist.org...
	9:09pm bobdoesthings: heyyy yo... Ah Jo! manning the boards?!
	9:10pm jofirestone: yes @bobdoesthings!
	9:10pm F-berg: Thanks for filling in Jo! You're gonna be great! I'm good! I just have been filming up a storm and I knew I better take it easy tonight. 7 months pregnant now!
	9:10pm bobdoesthings: ohhhh I got some cat questions!
	9:10pm TheMarmot: Big ups to Dave Hill. HOLLA DAY
	9:10pm steve: wow thats a nice chair Peanut!
	9:11pm CRUMB: How's the gestation coming along at 7 months Shaina?
	9:12pm ! I X Key !: ! Hey sexies It's hot in here (o:
	9:12pm Ike: @Peanut@9:04, I'm with ya. I can't either. Not sure why not. Just can't.
	9:12pm F-berg: Pretty good. Thanks for asking Crumb! We've been filming a lot and it's kind of weird to see how gigantic my belly is on film. But I guess I shoulda realized that would happen.
	9:13pm the real dave hill from slade: what the bloody hell
	9:13pm CRUMB: have you done any stop motion and used your belly as an island or a dune or something? that'd be pretty great, no?
	9:14pm yykys: I hope there are segments tonight!
	9:14pm Peanut: this show is awesome
	9:14pm F-berg: Oh man, no I should do that! Good idea!
	9:14pm DanH: Danzig covered Blue Christmas
	9:14pm bobdoesthings: @yykys - I second that.. more segments!
	9:16pm jon: ike thats why im late
	9:16pm Danne D: "Stack of Male: The Dave Hill Story"
	9:17pm Peanut: what if he gets fan mail from say.... Jenny McCarthy or Nicole Eggert
	9:17pm bobdoesthings: @danne - well played.
	9:19pm P-90: @Dave: did you say a picture of Barbara Feldon and Glen Campbell?
	9:20pm yykys: segments!
	9:20pm T90FANCY: HEY I just tuned in and Dave's reading my letter!
	9:21pm JakeGould: Hello!
	9:21pm yykys: I was looking forward to that oatmeal call. I hope he kales back!
	9:21pm DaveHill: Hello!
	9:22pm DaveHill: That oatmeal bastard better call back!
	9:22pm MadameLuke: Hi Dave!
	9:22pm Peanut: yeah i wanted to hear about oatmeal
	9:22pm bobdoesthings: god dammit.. can we go one show without a kale mention?! let's move it along now to whole grains..
	9:22pm DaveHill: Thanks @T90Fancy! I'm super pumped! You rule!
	9:23pm fleep: The Oatmeal Bastard? That fiend is loose again? Damn.
	9:23pm T90FANCY: You're pretty too, Dave!
	9:23pm T90FANCY: Cool, that is
	9:23pm TheMarmot: im ready for a quinoa reference, but pronounced 'kin-Oh-Ah' instead of 'KEEN-wa'
	9:24pm yykys: @bobdoesthings: wfmu autocorrect. Sorry.
	9:25pm M.J: who doesn't like oatmeal?
	9:25pm bobdoesthings: @yykys - hah! fairnuff... and @dave - you can't go wrong with mr Bolan!
	9:25pm Peanut: keen-wa, a quirky grain.
	9:26pm DaveHill: Hi @madameluke!
	9:26pm DaveHill: I came super close to buying a kale salad earlier tonight but then freaked out and ran out of the store.
	9:27pm DaveHill: So you guys are good mostly or...?!
	9:28pm MadameLuke: I'm awesome (thanks for asking)
	9:28pm yykys: @Dave: just waiting for segments
	9:28pm bobdoesthings: @davehil -was that you in Just Salad today? those people are so hasty.. I understand it.
	9:29pm fleep: They should branch out into hasty pudding.
	9:30pm bobdoesthings: ahh what's this bed music?!
	9:32pm DaveHill: This song is in French!
	9:32pm jon: goddamn good dave
	9:32pm MadameLuke: This drummer has her own idea of what's what.
	9:32pm DaveHill: The bed music was Asha Bhosle
	9:34pm fleep: This isn't French anymore.
	9:35pm CRUMB: @FBerg, thanks! i'm an idea factory!!
	9:36pm DanH: @Fleep, it's kinda French what with Eyehategod being from Louisiana
	9:37pm M.J: I have Kale growing outside in the garden now. Who wants a smoothie?
	9:37pm MadameLuke: Me!
	9:38pm MadameLuke: Me!
	9:38pm yykys: @MJ: I could do a juice!
	9:39pm fleep: I'm starting with baby kale, it's okay with some olive oil and lemon juice, which muffles the tiny screams. I'll move up to adult kale soon.
	9:40pm M.J: Mine is still pretty much in the baby stage. Was considering a kale pesto.
	9:43pm yykys: pesto, that's putting kale to good use!
	9:44pm F-berg: @Crumb: I've been filming season two of the B-team, fyi, so now's the time to send me ideas!
	9:47pm ! I X Key !: WOWIE ZOWIE PESTO
	9:48pm Danne D: Sorry Dave, I thought we were done. But yeah I got schooled sigh :)
	9:48pm bobdoesthings: not sure if this episode of 7SD ever existed..
	9:48pm CRUMB: @F-berg. ok. so now i'm actually going to flat out PROMISE to write you by the end of the week. and now you're on the air!!
	9:48pm fleep: But up to then, good call, Danne D.
	9:49pm ! I X Key !: My favorite vegetable, dandelion, is also perfect for pesto
	9:50pm Danne D: @Bob I like to think that that episode of Seven Second Delay happened :)
	9:50pm yykys: And a coffee substitute!
	9:50pm Danne D: LOL "Blood Weight"
	9:50pm bobdoesthings: great song title
	9:52pm Rickwaukee: BABIES STEAL YOUR CHEVY.
	9:52pm Danne D: Wait Shaina's husband is 12?
	9:52pm Matt from Springfield: Dave, I have a package you will urgently need in 11 months - should I mail it to you now?! Hi Dave, Tele-Shaina, Jo and Hillians! :)
	9:53pm M.J: @! I X Key ! lots of dandelion available here too. Might try that, too
	9:54pm Matt from Springfield: "Blood Weight" is a good band name. @Danne: If a 7SD episode can't be found, just say that it was before the time of the Archives, and is sitting on a DAT tape somewhere next to Ken's boiler :)
	9:54pm KT: What happened to whats her name?
	9:54pm Matt from Springfield: Ruth Gordon was in it! And then she was "Maude"!
	9:55pm Matt from Springfield: I think Dave Hill could make a good Bond villain. He'll...melt faces.
	9:56pm Matt from Springfield: BELCH ID! SCORE! :D
	9:56pm Rickwaukee: wow, ID with burp in throat sounded like J. Richman!
	9:59pm Danne D: nooooooo Jimmy is the Kearny native. I am not. He's the pride of Kearny.
	10:00pm Danne D: Please don't die, Jimmy :(
	10:00pm CRUMB: THE PRIDE OF KEARNY
	10:00pm bobdoesthings: Jimmy!!
	10:00pm Matt from Springfield: You have the Kearny voice - where you from originally Danne?
	10:00pm CRUMB: but isn't that probably Glen Jones & X Ray Burns?
	10:00pm Danne D: Chimpxanax?
	10:01pm bobdoesthings: I love the tone Jimmy sets
	10:01pm Danne D: Bergen County, M_f_S
	10:01pm jon: i think shaina sounds glowing
	10:02pm bobdoesthings: @danne - ah me too!
	10:02pm JeffHQ: Havent read ANYthing. Skydiving in fr Lucky 13s new location unprovoked firect fr Night. Train.
	10:02pm Matt from Springfield: Xanax for Chimps failed it's first uncontrolled trial... The mighty Bergener, Danne D!
	10:02pm DanH: Chimps always fuck everything up
	10:02pm Danne D: Jimmy brings up a good point - what if you are on Mars and run out of Xanax or chimpanzees?
	10:03pm Rickwaukee: Travis Bubbles
	10:04pm ! I X Key !: Kale chips is another good way to use kale! Put the kale into the chips (no stem) & put it in the oven! Viola! Better than tortilla chips!
	10:04pm JeffHQ: Meds chimp-ify.
	10:04pm ! I X Key !: I love kale so much
	10:04pm Danne D: Do you know who we should send some Xanax-less chimps? ISIS.
	10:05pm JeffHQ: Necessary evil live.
	10:05pm jon: all chimp stories end badly
	10:06pm JeffHQ: Taylor hamstone.
	10:06pm ! I X Key !: I just saw some dandelion earlier today at the grocery store & exclaimed, "My favorite!" & got it right away no question
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: Rise of the Planet of the Xanax Primates
	10:06pm bobdoesthings: hahaha "I wouldn't"
	10:07pm Danne D: I saw Mr. Jiggs at my grammar school once growing up
	10:08pm Danne D: Youtube is a magical place: Mr. Jiggs playing with the Grateful Dead at Roosevelt Stadium in Jersey City in 1976: www.youtube.com...
	10:08pm ! I X Key !: The leaves are so good for you! Lots of B vitamins & omega fatty acids & other awesomeness! The bigger leaves on the outside are more nutritious, & are more bitter with nutrition! The root is sold as tea! The flower is spicy like itgs nice to sprinkle on a salad!
	10:09pm M.J: Love me some kale chips! I know how, but haven't tried it yet
	10:10pm JeffHQ: Tax shelter melter
	10:10pm bobdoesthings: segments!
	10:11pm JeffHQ: Pride
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: It sets an expectation - and delivers on it! A successful ESS!
	10:11pm yykys: An x-rayted short!
	10:11pm Danne D: I highly recommend that video after Dave's show - surreal.
	10:12pm Danne D: How many pieces of taylor ham can a single bolt of lightning cook? More important question.
	10:12pm JeffHQ: Punderdomerificulicious
	10:12pm bobdoesthings: you mean toast toast?
	10:13pm Rickwaukee: Who's going to have that much bread on hand? - MOLD!
	10:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'd train my pet chimp to tend my kale garden.
	10:13pm JeffHQ: Walk it offff.
	10:13pm herb.nyc: "erotic toast stories" plz
	10:14pm F-berg: Thanks @Jon! And thanks @Danne! My husband IS 12. Which makes me 19!
	10:14pm JeffHQ: Toast Apocalyptic Carnage
	10:15pm jon: dave ask the vet why chimps bite off thumbs
	10:15pm ! I X Key !: I had a stroke, & they're all different. What they asked me if I smelled was oranges. But I've never had that kind of seizure activity. Strokes are serious business.
	10:15pm yykys: who'd dare call during segments!
	10:15pm Danne D: @1800PATBYRNE on twitter
	10:16pm Danne D: I've seen Shellshag :)
	10:18pm jon: dont thank me because the glow was obvious to everybody
	10:18pm CRUMB: has anyone else spent a really long time on hold with Obama's people about the healthcare? i pretty much lived through a full length feature hold. it was pretty awesome. and i was great at it.
	10:18pm JeffHQ: Studio apt for Hannibal Lechter avail for pennies in Cleve. Radio.
	10:18pm Danne D: I'm not sure I can make the show Saturday :( I'm going to the Devils so I'd be late to the show
	10:19pm ! I X Key !: "They only eat rice & seaweed." "What are they, from the future?" Now I can google that weensy weense! I always have dried seaweeds in the cabinet!
	10:20pm JeffHQ: Gotta Bat Shootzdoo MD on Jan 3?
	10:21pm Danne D: Serial Season 2 stuff right here Dave
	10:21pm Matt from Springfield: Oh my God - is the door still open??! Is the burglar still in the house??!!
	10:21pm Danne D: :)
	10:21pm ! I X Key !: Holy shit I'm going to have rice & seaweed tomorrow! Wowie zowie!
	10:21pm JeffHQ: Lock it up. Theres justce for all here.
	10:21pm JakeGould: Shaina, they don’t eat regular breakfast? Shorter than you? Sounds like you are related to Yoda, you are.
	10:21pm Matt from Springfield: @I X: Tomorrow, that's...in THE FUTURE!!! :)
	10:22pm yykys: *Other Shaina
	10:22pm bobdoesthings: @jakegould - that's Jo Firestone not shaina.
	10:22pm Matt from Springfield: At least you can DNA test the beer cans. Then, ask them where they got the beer, and if there's still some beer there for us.
	10:23pm JeffHQ: Bastards. Men suck.
	10:23pm yykys: I prefer oatmeal to cereal.
	10:23pm F-berg: we sound similar! also I've been eating japanese breakfast
	10:24pm ! I X Key !: !!!!!!!!!!!!THE!!!!!!!!!FUTURE!!!!!!!!
	10:24pm Rickwaukee: street = dumb rhymes
	10:24pm JeffHQ: Delivery Lillehammery.
	10:24pm tonyb: dave! looking forward to sat. gig hope you pack your axe! ps hope working the phones is going well for you jo. thanks for the coffee
	10:24pm ! I X Key !: YES I'LL BE FROM THE FUTURE! THE future I am from will be the past from here!
	10:26pm ! I X Key !: YOU sound like YOU'RE from the future!
	10:26pm JeffHQ: Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!???? Raise roof-core.
	10:26pm ! I X Key !: I am reading a book about Khubilai Khan right now
	10:27pm Matt from Springfield: I must be in the future, because everything seems like it already happened, or is happening!
	10:28pm JakeGould: Oh, sorry. Jo Firestone/Dr. Gameshow. My joke about Yoda being in your family comes from me and is about the height thing you just talked about.
	10:29pm ! I X Key !: ! Serendipity (o:
	10:29pm ! I X Key !: This must be a simulation from the future
	10:30pm JeffHQ: I am slightly jammered. Pls forgive me Goddamn masses. Let there be rock. And unity.
	10:30pm Danne D: Lookit Columbo over here
	10:31pm JeffHQ: Doughty-core.
	10:31pm Ken From Hyde Park: My grandmother's sister was named Josephine and was often called Josie or Jo. RIP
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: Don't listen to him Dave! SOMEONE needs to tackle the crimes that aren't particularly crime-ish, before they spill over!
	10:33pm JeffHQ: Oh man. I may need to dart soon myself unrelated, but find y'all on this side or the other.
	10:34pm Danne D: LA Noire 2
	10:34pm Marc: Blasphemer!! Dave Hill does not waste the listener's time.
	10:34pm bobdoesthings: Oh man.. I hope he hangs up on him..
	10:34pm CRUMB: BIG BIG fan of the blotter.
	10:35pm CRUMB: @bobdoesthings. me too. maybe dave's lack of mastery over all the buttons will quickly resolve this call.
	10:35pm JeffHQ: Chill-lax-itude Lemmy.
	10:36pm Matt from Springfield: Keep the Crime Blotter on the show, otherwise I won't feel safe walking around the suburbs here.
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: Yeah, DON'T GO THERE caller!
	10:37pm CRUMB: LB Jefferies didn't SEE a crime across the alley. but hell if raymond burr wasn't getting rid of a body in that apartment.
	10:37pm JeffHQ: Detroit to GRAND rapids. Best food. GO!!!
	10:37pm Ĩkє: The truth comes out! Now we know why this guy is so worked up!
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: Y'know, I'm no Columbo, but I suspect this caller (who, is often suspected of smoking pot), is in fact: SMOKING POT RIGHT NOW!! :O
	10:37pm Danne D: I think this guy is out committing crimes - that's why he's trying to mess up the crime blotter.
	10:38pm Danne D: I put the odds of Jimmy in Kearny having seen Mr. Jiggs perform live at 100%
	10:39pm bobdoesthings: I hope jimmy calls back to settle the tone
	10:39pm Matt from Springfield: That's it, I'm calling the Connecticut Highway Police - we have a perp committing 2nd degree shenaniganing, and he's on the loose! Get his plate number, someone!
	10:40pm JeffHQ: I. Gotta. Pee. (28 days)
	10:41pm JeffHQ: Brb
	10:43pm Danne D: I like the idea of Dave and Jimmy starring in a cop show.
	10:43pm ! I X Key !: !
	10:43pm Matt from Springfield: "Freeney. Freeney. She's not responding, I don't think we'll find her." "Wait a sec, you're reading it wrong: Freeney! Hey, there she comes!"
	10:46pm JeffHQ: Tourbus terrordome
	10:47pm Danne D: Sounds like a Papa Del's pizza which they had in Champaign.
	10:47pm ! I X Key !: What the shit kind of pizza
	10:48pm Doyle: I like an Omaha pizza.
	10:48pm Danne D: Dave have you ever had deep fried oreos?
	10:48pm Matt from Springfield: Imo's - St. Louis style pizza, I made sure to try some from there when in was in St. Louis earlier this year. And I agree - it's a different food item than pizza. It would make a good flatbread-like appetizer, but I could only see it in the DC area as a bar food like wings.
	10:49pm yykys: Are those pies fried in beef fat?
	10:49pm Danne D: Then there's Chicago which has that Lasagna that they call Pizza.
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: Maybe it was Provel cheese like St. Louis - provolone, cheddar and Swiss blended together: en.wikipedia.org...
	10:50pm Danne D: Perfect restaurant for this convo: www.facebook.com...
	10:51pm Danne D: Jo I think you might need to reconsider this dude if he's not willing to have a pizza wedding.
	10:51pm yykys: Jo and Michael... good luck guys
	10:52pm ! I X Key !: A "Transnistrian pizza" is bread & ketchup. We don't recognize them as a country. is
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: Only after I tried Chicago style pizza (District of Pi, in DC - also has excellent hummus) did I understand people calling pizza "pies" - I like their pizza and style, but like Danne had told me before then, it's more "pie" than "pizza".
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: Criminal Pizza STL FB Group: "I want to b bad again...like real bad...but i need another dark and evil lair! who wants in?"
	10:54pm Erma Gherd: hi guys!
	10:54pm Danne D: St. Louis Pizza crime leads to many sad google results :(
	10:55pm ! I X Key !: Good morning!
	10:55pm Danne D: ERMA :)
	10:55pm Matt from Springfield: Peaches & Herb?? Erma!
	10:56pm ?: Fun Fakt! Redd Foxx, Daniel Boone, and Donny Hathaway are from St. Louis.
	10:56pm Erma Gherd: hope everyone is well. Jon (Taylor) Hamm is from STL.
	10:57pm Milwaukee: Don't drink the St. Louis beer!
	11:00pm CRUMB: ERMA!
	11:01pm Erma Gherd: DANNE! MATT FROM SPRINGFIELD! CRUMB! I feel so out of it, I think I missed last week too. How's everyone doing?
	11:01pm Carmichael: This show always sounds so rehearsed. No, wait. What's the, like, opposite? No, wait. Wait.
	11:02pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'm great, Erma. Making spaghetti. How's you?
	11:03pm Erma Gherd: Hey Ken! I am super-fantastic, thank you. I'm not even being ironic, things are going really well!
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: It's a school for manual labor, what's so dirty about that!
	11:04pm Matt from Springfield: Great Erma! I'm doing great over on this side as well!
	11:05pm Erma Gherd: Excellent, MfS, glad to hear it!
	11:05pm CRUMB: things are going well Erma. there's this great new segment on the show where Dave reads the Police Blotter. it's pretty awesome.
	11:07pm Erma Gherd: I am going to have to catch up tomorrow, that sounds like it has much potential for comedy gold.
	11:08pm Matt from Springfield: You guys are BAD EXAMPLES!!
	11:08pm CRUMB: oh its great. but apparently there are some (but probably few) dissenters.
	11:09pm Erma Gherd: jump the turnstile, never pay the toll, you did the doo-wah-diddy and bust with the t-roll...
	11:09pm ! I X Key !: ermagerd! ert wers gerldern!
	11:09pm KT: Goodnight Dave. Awesome show and awesome board chatting on here tonight.
	11:09pm jofirestone: let's hear your opinions about the crime blotter! we need to know!
	11:09pm Erma Gherd: erm ser serry er merst ert!
	11:10pm ! I X Key !: Gerdnerght
	11:10pm Matt from Springfield: @I X/Erma: Speaking of the future, there's a future Germanic language in the making!
	11:10pm Erma Gherd: Hi Jo, you're the punny lady, yes? What was the most pun-worthy crime?
	11:11pm Matt from Springfield: G'night KT!
	11:11pm yykys: I'm really liking the Shenanigan Blotter
	11:12pm jofirestone: Erma! i don't know -- i'll have to think about it!
	11:13pm Jonathan: I'd like to hear some mundane small town teen crimes
	11:13pm ! I X Key !: @M El Oh El!
	11:15pm CRUMB: i guess my complaint about the crime blotter was that they were all very big deal crimes. really predictable high profile sorta things i'd hear about elsewhere anyway.
	11:16pm Erma Gherd: I like that Mike Doughty is always playing around with different sounds but always sounds distinctively like himself. If that makes any sense.
	11:18pm ! I X Key !: I committed a good crime when I was like 5 or 6! I put a 2 liter bottle of soda in my wee bathingsuit, & that's all I was wearing, & when the person working there asked, "Are you stealing anything?" as I walked out the door, I answered in my little wee cute voice, "NoooO" & they were like, "Are you sure?" & I was like yes & they just let me walk out. There was this crazy huge 2 liter bottle encompassing the world. It was great!
	11:20pm ! I X Key !: It was bulging all the way up out of my bathingsuit
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: And there you go! :)
	11:24pm ! I X Key !: ! I was a growing boy, so I got 2 liters bigger (o:
	11:26pm Erma Gherd: Wait, is this really a pants-shitting story?
	11:26pm Danne D: sounds like Dave had been eating too much Kale
	11:29pm yykys: I will always associate Robots and Monsters with Dave Hill messing his pants.
	11:29pm DaveHill: It's a pants-shitting story because I am a classy guy!
	11:30pm ! I X Key !: What happens if you shove heaps of kale into the blender or food processor & then drink it all as fast as you can?
	11:30pm Erma Gherd: Not gonna lie, my mouth was kind of hanging open in horrified glee.
	11:30pm CRUMB: that reminds me Danne, my friend took me to this new vegan place one town over on friday night. i ordered what i thought was a bbq rib sandwich. and when it came it was just a bed of kale with some quinoa resting on it.
	11:31pm Carmichael: Try some spirulina, Dave. You will shit forever. Or it will seem like forever.
	11:31pm Erma Gherd: Crumb, I am starting to believe that you are sitting on a throne of vegan LIES.
	11:32pm ! I X Key !: A vegan place one town over from here has an excellent ingredient they call "cheesiness" I can't identify it other than that word
	11:32pm CRUMB: Erma, it's just that i'm a nice guy and i have too many vegan friends. they cannot be trusted.
	11:33pm Matt from Springfield: High praise, Erma! :)
	11:34pm Erma Gherd: Aw, I feel all fangirly now. I like his music! Clever wordsmithing.
	11:36pm Matt from Springfield: PATH it...
	11:37pm Danne D: Dang that's like 2 towns over from where I grew up.
	11:38pm Danne D: These guys know from the taylor ham at the Saddle Brook Diner I bet.
	11:38pm Erma Gherd: Kiss me where it smells funny, no?
	11:39pm ! I X Key !: Interesting fact about quinoa: it's actually a fruit! I was so wowie zowied out when I found that out! Wraps around itself like a flying saucer! & so is wild rice a fruit, unlike rice!
	11:40pm yykys: Sometimes when I eat quinoa quinoa comes out later...
	11:40pm yykys: from the other end.
	11:40pm Matt from Springfield: Dave vs. Slipknot feud! Kick their ass Dave!!
	11:41pm VealCutlet: Not a fan of Slipknot but Jim Root seems like a decent guy
	11:43pm ! I X Key !: What are your instagrams? Hit me up instagram.com/supercluper
	11:43pm Matt from Springfield: Brroh! We listen to Pahnt erra!
	11:45pm ! I X Key !: Wearing pants in a Pant Era
	11:47pm Erma Gherd: Poop and bull semen. I am no longer hungry.
	11:49pm Danne D: Shaina is the best :)
	11:55pm Matt from Springfield: Yuppie Morrissey DICKS!!
	11:56pm ! I X Key !: Um well how about unicorn poop & unicorn semen -- made of rainbows? The worst that can happen is vomiting rainbows?
	11:56pm Danne D: Thanks for a great show Dave and Shaina and Jo and guests and everyone :D Until next time :)
	11:56pm F-berg: Good night y'all!
	11:57pm bobdoesthings: thanks dave! and jo and people
	11:57pm Erma Gherd: good night everyone!
	11:57pm yykys: This was a great show!
	11:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: Keep having fun!
	11:58pm P-90: THANKS and have a great week @Shaina, Jo, Goddamn Dave, all the guests, all the fans, the whole goddamn Pepsi Generation, etc!
	11:58pm ! I X Key !: !
	11:58pm Matt from Springfield: All right, another successful GDDHS in the bag! Everything and everyone was great tonight - thanks Dave, Shaina, Jo, Mike, Robots and/or Monsters, callers, commenters and ALL YOUSE! Have a good night, everyone! :)
	11:58pm Erma Gherd: you too!
	11:59pm DaveHill: Thanks for listening everybody!!
	11:59pm P-90: Goddamn Amen. Stay street, everyone.

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from December 15, 2014

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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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December 15, 2014: Dave Hill heats up Jersey City with guests Mike Doughty and heavy metal band Robots and Monsters. Also, there is a Science Moment and Crime Blotter report. Jo Firestone swings by too!

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Approx. start time
Music behind DJ: Dave welcomes you to the show	"Dave welcomes you to the show"				0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave sings his new theme song!	"Dave sings his new theme song!"				0:03:11 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave introduces the show, while Jo Firestone mans the phones					0:13:21 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave opens his mail!	"Dave opens his mail!"				0:16:20 (Pop-up)
The Replacements	Treatment Bound "Treatment Bound" by "The Replacements"	Hootenanny	Twin/Tone	1983	0:22:24 (Pop-up)
T.Rex	Monolith "Monolith" by "T.Rex"	Electric Warrior	Warner Bros	1971	0:25:30 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave back announces!	"Dave back announces!"				0:28:00 (Pop-up)
Et Si Je T'aime	Marie Laforet "Marie Laforet" by "Et Si Je T'aime"	Et Si Je T'aime	Marie Laforet	1968	0:31:25 (Pop-up)
EyeHateGod	Parish Motel Sickness "Parish Motel Sickness" by "EyeHateGod"	Century Media Records	EyeHateGod	2014	0:34:02 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave back announces!	"Dave back announces!"				0:36:25 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave takes calls!	"Dave takes calls!"				0:47:29 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave does segments galore!	"Dave does segments galore!"				1:14:09 (Pop-up)
Mike Doughty	To See the Sun Come Down	Stellar Motel	Snack Bar/Megaforce	2014	1:24:53 (Pop-up)
Ohio Players	Love Slipped Thru My Fingers	Honey	Mercury	1975	1:28:47 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave welcomes Mike Doughty into the studio!					1:29:10 (Pop-up)
Mike Doughty	Light Will Keep Your Heart Beating In the Future	Stellar Motel	Snack Bar/Megaforce	2014	1:58:08 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave talks to Mike Doughty about his new CD, Stellar Motel					2:01:11 (Pop-up)
Mike Doughty	Raging On "Raging On" by "Mike Doughty"	Stellar Motel	Snack Bar/Megaforce	2014	2:16:43 (Pop-up)
Music behind DJ: Dave welcomes Robots and Monsters into the studio					2:18:17 (Pop-up)
Robots and Monsters!	"Robots and Monsters!"				2:29:12 (Pop-up)
Mike Doughty	When The Night Is Long	Stellar Motel	Snack Bar/Megaforce	2014	2:58:02 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:03pm CRUMB: hello folks
	9:03pm Danne D: Hi everyone :) Hi Dave :) Hi Shaina :)
	9:03pm Peanut: thank god
	9:03pm Pellero: It's Dave Hill!
	9:04pm Peanut: i can't with night people
	9:04pm F-berg: Hi guys! I'm playing along from home tonight!
	9:04pm DanH: Hey Danne D
	9:04pm P-90: Season's greetings @Goddamn Dave, Shaina, and the Fabulous Feinberg Triplets!
	9:05pm Danne D: Hey DanH! Hey Shaina - not under the weather I hope :/
	9:05pm Peanut: feeling it
	9:05pm P-90: How ya doin" Shaina?
	9:05pm CRUMB: Wow Shaina; how'd you get station manager ken to run a line out to your home?!
	9:06pm KT: Hi Dave. Saw you at Bell House and you were the shit. Can I say shit here?
	9:06pm Peanut: you can say shit here
	9:06pm M.J: Finally...clock people getting their due respects
	9:07pm Peanut: please sing a funky freestyle again.
	9:08pm MadameLuke: Hi Danne D, Shaina, Dave, and everyone here. Greetings from the past! (Pacific Time Zone)
	9:09pm jo: Hi Shaina, I'm filling in for you!!! Give me tips!
	9:09pm DanH: What happened with Black Sabbath?
	9:09pm Peanut: newjersey.craigslist.org...
	9:09pm bobdoesthings: heyyy yo... Ah Jo! manning the boards?!
	9:10pm jofirestone: yes @bobdoesthings!
	9:10pm F-berg: Thanks for filling in Jo! You're gonna be great! I'm good! I just have been filming up a storm and I knew I better take it easy tonight. 7 months pregnant now!
	9:10pm bobdoesthings: ohhhh I got some cat questions!
	9:10pm TheMarmot: Big ups to Dave Hill. HOLLA DAY
	9:10pm steve: wow thats a nice chair Peanut!
	9:11pm CRUMB: How's the gestation coming along at 7 months Shaina?
	9:12pm ! I X Key !: ! Hey sexies It's hot in here (o:
	9:12pm Ike: @Peanut@9:04, I'm with ya. I can't either. Not sure why not. Just can't.
	9:12pm F-berg: Pretty good. Thanks for asking Crumb! We've been filming a lot and it's kind of weird to see how gigantic my belly is on film. But I guess I shoulda realized that would happen.
	9:13pm the real dave hill from slade: what the bloody hell
	9:13pm CRUMB: have you done any stop motion and used your belly as an island or a dune or something? that'd be pretty great, no?
	9:14pm yykys: I hope there are segments tonight!
	9:14pm Peanut: this show is awesome
	9:14pm F-berg: Oh man, no I should do that! Good idea!
	9:14pm DanH: Danzig covered Blue Christmas
	9:14pm bobdoesthings: @yykys - I second that.. more segments!
	9:16pm jon: ike thats why im late
	9:16pm Danne D: "Stack of Male: The Dave Hill Story"
	9:17pm Peanut: what if he gets fan mail from say.... Jenny McCarthy or Nicole Eggert
	9:17pm bobdoesthings: @danne - well played.
	9:19pm P-90: @Dave: did you say a picture of Barbara Feldon and Glen Campbell?
	9:20pm yykys: segments!
	9:20pm T90FANCY: HEY I just tuned in and Dave's reading my letter!
	9:21pm JakeGould: Hello!
	9:21pm yykys: I was looking forward to that oatmeal call. I hope he kales back!
	9:21pm DaveHill: Hello!
	9:22pm DaveHill: That oatmeal bastard better call back!
	9:22pm MadameLuke: Hi Dave!
	9:22pm Peanut: yeah i wanted to hear about oatmeal
	9:22pm bobdoesthings: god dammit.. can we go one show without a kale mention?! let's move it along now to whole grains..
	9:22pm DaveHill: Thanks @T90Fancy! I'm super pumped! You rule!
	9:23pm fleep: The Oatmeal Bastard? That fiend is loose again? Damn.
	9:23pm T90FANCY: You're pretty too, Dave!
	9:23pm T90FANCY: Cool, that is
	9:23pm TheMarmot: im ready for a quinoa reference, but pronounced 'kin-Oh-Ah' instead of 'KEEN-wa'
	9:24pm yykys: @bobdoesthings: wfmu autocorrect. Sorry.
	9:25pm M.J: who doesn't like oatmeal?
	9:25pm bobdoesthings: @yykys - hah! fairnuff... and @dave - you can't go wrong with mr Bolan!
	9:25pm Peanut: keen-wa, a quirky grain.
	9:26pm DaveHill: Hi @madameluke!
	9:26pm DaveHill: I came super close to buying a kale salad earlier tonight but then freaked out and ran out of the store.
	9:27pm DaveHill: So you guys are good mostly or...?!
	9:28pm MadameLuke: I'm awesome (thanks for asking)
	9:28pm yykys: @Dave: just waiting for segments
	9:28pm bobdoesthings: @davehil -was that you in Just Salad today? those people are so hasty.. I understand it.
	9:29pm fleep: They should branch out into hasty pudding.
	9:30pm bobdoesthings: ahh what's this bed music?!
	9:32pm DaveHill: This song is in French!
	9:32pm jon: goddamn good dave
	9:32pm MadameLuke: This drummer has her own idea of what's what.
	9:32pm DaveHill: The bed music was Asha Bhosle
	9:34pm fleep: This isn't French anymore.
	9:35pm CRUMB: @FBerg, thanks! i'm an idea factory!!
	9:36pm DanH: @Fleep, it's kinda French what with Eyehategod being from Louisiana
	9:37pm M.J: I have Kale growing outside in the garden now. Who wants a smoothie?
	9:37pm MadameLuke: Me!
	9:38pm MadameLuke: Me!
	9:38pm yykys: @MJ: I could do a juice!
	9:39pm fleep: I'm starting with baby kale, it's okay with some olive oil and lemon juice, which muffles the tiny screams. I'll move up to adult kale soon.
	9:40pm M.J: Mine is still pretty much in the baby stage. Was considering a kale pesto.
	9:43pm yykys: pesto, that's putting kale to good use!
	9:44pm F-berg: @Crumb: I've been filming season two of the B-team, fyi, so now's the time to send me ideas!
	9:47pm ! I X Key !: WOWIE ZOWIE PESTO
	9:48pm Danne D: Sorry Dave, I thought we were done. But yeah I got schooled sigh :)
	9:48pm bobdoesthings: not sure if this episode of 7SD ever existed..
	9:48pm CRUMB: @F-berg. ok. so now i'm actually going to flat out PROMISE to write you by the end of the week. and now you're on the air!!
	9:48pm fleep: But up to then, good call, Danne D.
	9:49pm ! I X Key !: My favorite vegetable, dandelion, is also perfect for pesto
	9:50pm Danne D: @Bob I like to think that that episode of Seven Second Delay happened :)
	9:50pm yykys: And a coffee substitute!
	9:50pm Danne D: LOL "Blood Weight"
	9:50pm bobdoesthings: great song title
	9:52pm Rickwaukee: BABIES STEAL YOUR CHEVY.
	9:52pm Danne D: Wait Shaina's husband is 12?
	9:52pm Matt from Springfield: Dave, I have a package you will urgently need in 11 months - should I mail it to you now?! Hi Dave, Tele-Shaina, Jo and Hillians! :)
	9:53pm M.J: @! I X Key ! lots of dandelion available here too. Might try that, too
	9:54pm Matt from Springfield: "Blood Weight" is a good band name. @Danne: If a 7SD episode can't be found, just say that it was before the time of the Archives, and is sitting on a DAT tape somewhere next to Ken's boiler :)
	9:54pm KT: What happened to whats her name?
	9:54pm Matt from Springfield: Ruth Gordon was in it! And then she was "Maude"!
	9:55pm Matt from Springfield: I think Dave Hill could make a good Bond villain. He'll...melt faces.
	9:56pm Matt from Springfield: BELCH ID! SCORE! :D
	9:56pm Rickwaukee: wow, ID with burp in throat sounded like J. Richman!
	9:59pm Danne D: nooooooo Jimmy is the Kearny native. I am not. He's the pride of Kearny.
	10:00pm Danne D: Please don't die, Jimmy :(
	10:00pm CRUMB: THE PRIDE OF KEARNY
	10:00pm bobdoesthings: Jimmy!!
	10:00pm Matt from Springfield: You have the Kearny voice - where you from originally Danne?
	10:00pm CRUMB: but isn't that probably Glen Jones & X Ray Burns?
	10:00pm Danne D: Chimpxanax?
	10:01pm bobdoesthings: I love the tone Jimmy sets
	10:01pm Danne D: Bergen County, M_f_S
	10:01pm jon: i think shaina sounds glowing
	10:02pm bobdoesthings: @danne - ah me too!
	10:02pm JeffHQ: Havent read ANYthing. Skydiving in fr Lucky 13s new location unprovoked firect fr Night. Train.
	10:02pm Matt from Springfield: Xanax for Chimps failed it's first uncontrolled trial... The mighty Bergener, Danne D!
	10:02pm DanH: Chimps always fuck everything up
	10:02pm Danne D: Jimmy brings up a good point - what if you are on Mars and run out of Xanax or chimpanzees?
	10:03pm Rickwaukee: Travis Bubbles
	10:04pm ! I X Key !: Kale chips is another good way to use kale! Put the kale into the chips (no stem) & put it in the oven! Viola! Better than tortilla chips!
	10:04pm JeffHQ: Meds chimp-ify.
	10:04pm ! I X Key !: I love kale so much
	10:04pm Danne D: Do you know who we should send some Xanax-less chimps? ISIS.
	10:05pm JeffHQ: Necessary evil live.
	10:05pm jon: all chimp stories end badly
	10:06pm JeffHQ: Taylor hamstone.
	10:06pm ! I X Key !: I just saw some dandelion earlier today at the grocery store & exclaimed, "My favorite!" & got it right away no question
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: Rise of the Planet of the Xanax Primates
	10:06pm bobdoesthings: hahaha "I wouldn't"
	10:07pm Danne D: I saw Mr. Jiggs at my grammar school once growing up
	10:08pm Danne D: Youtube is a magical place: Mr. Jiggs playing with the Grateful Dead at Roosevelt Stadium in Jersey City in 1976: www.youtube.com...
	10:08pm ! I X Key !: The leaves are so good for you! Lots of B vitamins & omega fatty acids & other awesomeness! The bigger leaves on the outside are more nutritious, & are more bitter with nutrition! The root is sold as tea! The flower is spicy like itgs nice to sprinkle on a salad!
	10:09pm M.J: Love me some kale chips! I know how, but haven't tried it yet
	10:10pm JeffHQ: Tax shelter melter
	10:10pm bobdoesthings: segments!
	10:11pm JeffHQ: Pride
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: It sets an expectation - and delivers on it! A successful ESS!
	10:11pm yykys: An x-rayted short!
	10:11pm Danne D: I highly recommend that video after Dave's show - surreal.
	10:12pm Danne D: How many pieces of taylor ham can a single bolt of lightning cook? More important question.
	10:12pm JeffHQ: Punderdomerificulicious
	10:12pm bobdoesthings: you mean toast toast?
	10:13pm Rickwaukee: Who's going to have that much bread on hand? - MOLD!
	10:13pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'd train my pet chimp to tend my kale garden.
	10:13pm JeffHQ: Walk it offff.
	10:13pm herb.nyc: "erotic toast stories" plz
	10:14pm F-berg: Thanks @Jon! And thanks @Danne! My husband IS 12. Which makes me 19!
	10:14pm JeffHQ: Toast Apocalyptic Carnage
	10:15pm jon: dave ask the vet why chimps bite off thumbs
	10:15pm ! I X Key !: I had a stroke, & they're all different. What they asked me if I smelled was oranges. But I've never had that kind of seizure activity. Strokes are serious business.
	10:15pm yykys: who'd dare call during segments!
	10:15pm Danne D: @1800PATBYRNE on twitter
	10:16pm Danne D: I've seen Shellshag :)
	10:18pm jon: dont thank me because the glow was obvious to everybody
	10:18pm CRUMB: has anyone else spent a really long time on hold with Obama's people about the healthcare? i pretty much lived through a full length feature hold. it was pretty awesome. and i was great at it.
	10:18pm JeffHQ: Studio apt for Hannibal Lechter avail for pennies in Cleve. Radio.
	10:18pm Danne D: I'm not sure I can make the show Saturday :( I'm going to the Devils so I'd be late to the show
	10:19pm ! I X Key !: "They only eat rice & seaweed." "What are they, from the future?" Now I can google that weensy weense! I always have dried seaweeds in the cabinet!
	10:20pm JeffHQ: Gotta Bat Shootzdoo MD on Jan 3?
	10:21pm Danne D: Serial Season 2 stuff right here Dave
	10:21pm Matt from Springfield: Oh my God - is the door still open??! Is the burglar still in the house??!!
	10:21pm Danne D: :)
	10:21pm ! I X Key !: Holy shit I'm going to have rice & seaweed tomorrow! Wowie zowie!
	10:21pm JeffHQ: Lock it up. Theres justce for all here.
	10:21pm JakeGould: Shaina, they don’t eat regular breakfast? Shorter than you? Sounds like you are related to Yoda, you are.
	10:21pm Matt from Springfield: @I X: Tomorrow, that's...in THE FUTURE!!! :)
	10:22pm yykys: *Other Shaina
	10:22pm bobdoesthings: @jakegould - that's Jo Firestone not shaina.
	10:22pm Matt from Springfield: At least you can DNA test the beer cans. Then, ask them where they got the beer, and if there's still some beer there for us.
	10:23pm JeffHQ: Bastards. Men suck.
	10:23pm yykys: I prefer oatmeal to cereal.
	10:23pm F-berg: we sound similar! also I've been eating japanese breakfast
	10:24pm ! I X Key !: !!!!!!!!!!!!THE!!!!!!!!!FUTURE!!!!!!!!
	10:24pm Rickwaukee: street = dumb rhymes
	10:24pm JeffHQ: Delivery Lillehammery.
	10:24pm tonyb: dave! looking forward to sat. gig hope you pack your axe! ps hope working the phones is going well for you jo. thanks for the coffee
	10:24pm ! I X Key !: YES I'LL BE FROM THE FUTURE! THE future I am from will be the past from here!
	10:26pm ! I X Key !: YOU sound like YOU'RE from the future!
	10:26pm JeffHQ: Whaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!???? Raise roof-core.
	10:26pm ! I X Key !: I am reading a book about Khubilai Khan right now
	10:27pm Matt from Springfield: I must be in the future, because everything seems like it already happened, or is happening!
	10:28pm JakeGould: Oh, sorry. Jo Firestone/Dr. Gameshow. My joke about Yoda being in your family comes from me and is about the height thing you just talked about.
	10:29pm ! I X Key !: ! Serendipity (o:
	10:29pm ! I X Key !: This must be a simulation from the future
	10:30pm JeffHQ: I am slightly jammered. Pls forgive me Goddamn masses. Let there be rock. And unity.
	10:30pm Danne D: Lookit Columbo over here
	10:31pm JeffHQ: Doughty-core.
	10:31pm Ken From Hyde Park: My grandmother's sister was named Josephine and was often called Josie or Jo. RIP
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: Don't listen to him Dave! SOMEONE needs to tackle the crimes that aren't particularly crime-ish, before they spill over!
	10:33pm JeffHQ: Oh man. I may need to dart soon myself unrelated, but find y'all on this side or the other.
	10:34pm Danne D: LA Noire 2
	10:34pm Marc: Blasphemer!! Dave Hill does not waste the listener's time.
	10:34pm bobdoesthings: Oh man.. I hope he hangs up on him..
	10:34pm CRUMB: BIG BIG fan of the blotter.
	10:35pm CRUMB: @bobdoesthings. me too. maybe dave's lack of mastery over all the buttons will quickly resolve this call.
	10:35pm JeffHQ: Chill-lax-itude Lemmy.
	10:36pm Matt from Springfield: Keep the Crime Blotter on the show, otherwise I won't feel safe walking around the suburbs here.
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: Yeah, DON'T GO THERE caller!
	10:37pm CRUMB: LB Jefferies didn't SEE a crime across the alley. but hell if raymond burr wasn't getting rid of a body in that apartment.
	10:37pm JeffHQ: Detroit to GRAND rapids. Best food. GO!!!
	10:37pm Ĩkє: The truth comes out! Now we know why this guy is so worked up!
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: Y'know, I'm no Columbo, but I suspect this caller (who, is often suspected of smoking pot), is in fact: SMOKING POT RIGHT NOW!! :O
	10:37pm Danne D: I think this guy is out committing crimes - that's why he's trying to mess up the crime blotter.
	10:38pm Danne D: I put the odds of Jimmy in Kearny having seen Mr. Jiggs perform live at 100%
	10:39pm bobdoesthings: I hope jimmy calls back to settle the tone
	10:39pm Matt from Springfield: That's it, I'm calling the Connecticut Highway Police - we have a perp committing 2nd degree shenaniganing, and he's on the loose! Get his plate number, someone!
	10:40pm JeffHQ: I. Gotta. Pee. (28 days)
	10:41pm JeffHQ: Brb
	10:43pm Danne D: I like the idea of Dave and Jimmy starring in a cop show.
	10:43pm ! I X Key !: !
	10:43pm Matt from Springfield: "Freeney. Freeney. She's not responding, I don't think we'll find her." "Wait a sec, you're reading it wrong: Freeney! Hey, there she comes!"
	10:46pm JeffHQ: Tourbus terrordome
	10:47pm Danne D: Sounds like a Papa Del's pizza which they had in Champaign.
	10:47pm ! I X Key !: What the shit kind of pizza
	10:48pm Doyle: I like an Omaha pizza.
	10:48pm Danne D: Dave have you ever had deep fried oreos?
	10:48pm Matt from Springfield: Imo's - St. Louis style pizza, I made sure to try some from there when in was in St. Louis earlier this year. And I agree - it's a different food item than pizza. It would make a good flatbread-like appetizer, but I could only see it in the DC area as a bar food like wings.
	10:49pm yykys: Are those pies fried in beef fat?
	10:49pm Danne D: Then there's Chicago which has that Lasagna that they call Pizza.
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: Maybe it was Provel cheese like St. Louis - provolone, cheddar and Swiss blended together: en.wikipedia.org...
	10:50pm Danne D: Perfect restaurant for this convo: www.facebook.com...
	10:51pm Danne D: Jo I think you might need to reconsider this dude if he's not willing to have a pizza wedding.
	10:51pm yykys: Jo and Michael... good luck guys
	10:52pm ! I X Key !: A "Transnistrian pizza" is bread & ketchup. We don't recognize them as a country. is
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: Only after I tried Chicago style pizza (District of Pi, in DC - also has excellent hummus) did I understand people calling pizza "pies" - I like their pizza and style, but like Danne had told me before then, it's more "pie" than "pizza".
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: Criminal Pizza STL FB Group: "I want to b bad again...like real bad...but i need another dark and evil lair! who wants in?"
	10:54pm Erma Gherd: hi guys!
	10:54pm Danne D: St. Louis Pizza crime leads to many sad google results :(
	10:55pm ! I X Key !: Good morning!
	10:55pm Danne D: ERMA :)
	10:55pm Matt from Springfield: Peaches & Herb?? Erma!
	10:56pm ?: Fun Fakt! Redd Foxx, Daniel Boone, and Donny Hathaway are from St. Louis.
	10:56pm Erma Gherd: hope everyone is well. Jon (Taylor) Hamm is from STL.
	10:57pm Milwaukee: Don't drink the St. Louis beer!
	11:00pm CRUMB: ERMA!
	11:01pm Erma Gherd: DANNE! MATT FROM SPRINGFIELD! CRUMB! I feel so out of it, I think I missed last week too. How's everyone doing?
	11:01pm Carmichael: This show always sounds so rehearsed. No, wait. What's the, like, opposite? No, wait. Wait.
	11:02pm Ken From Hyde Park: I'm great, Erma. Making spaghetti. How's you?
	11:03pm Erma Gherd: Hey Ken! I am super-fantastic, thank you. I'm not even being ironic, things are going really well!
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: It's a school for manual labor, what's so dirty about that!
	11:04pm Matt from Springfield: Great Erma! I'm doing great over on this side as well!
	11:05pm Erma Gherd: Excellent, MfS, glad to hear it!
	11:05pm CRUMB: things are going well Erma. there's this great new segment on the show where Dave reads the Police Blotter. it's pretty awesome.
	11:07pm Erma Gherd: I am going to have to catch up tomorrow, that sounds like it has much potential for comedy gold.
	11:08pm Matt from Springfield: You guys are BAD EXAMPLES!!
	11:08pm CRUMB: oh its great. but apparently there are some (but probably few) dissenters.
	11:09pm Erma Gherd: jump the turnstile, never pay the toll, you did the doo-wah-diddy and bust with the t-roll...
	11:09pm ! I X Key !: ermagerd! ert wers gerldern!
	11:09pm KT: Goodnight Dave. Awesome show and awesome board chatting on here tonight.
	11:09pm jofirestone: let's hear your opinions about the crime blotter! we need to know!
	11:09pm Erma Gherd: erm ser serry er merst ert!
	11:10pm ! I X Key !: Gerdnerght
	11:10pm Matt from Springfield: @I X/Erma: Speaking of the future, there's a future Germanic language in the making!
	11:10pm Erma Gherd: Hi Jo, you're the punny lady, yes? What was the most pun-worthy crime?
	11:11pm Matt from Springfield: G'night KT!
	11:11pm yykys: I'm really liking the Shenanigan Blotter
	11:12pm jofirestone: Erma! i don't know -- i'll have to think about it!
	11:13pm Jonathan: I'd like to hear some mundane small town teen crimes
	11:13pm ! I X Key !: @M El Oh El!
	11:15pm CRUMB: i guess my complaint about the crime blotter was that they were all very big deal crimes. really predictable high profile sorta things i'd hear about elsewhere anyway.
	11:16pm Erma Gherd: I like that Mike Doughty is always playing around with different sounds but always sounds distinctively like himself. If that makes any sense.
	11:18pm ! I X Key !: I committed a good crime when I was like 5 or 6! I put a 2 liter bottle of soda in my wee bathingsuit, & that's all I was wearing, & when the person working there asked, "Are you stealing anything?" as I walked out the door, I answered in my little wee cute voice, "NoooO" & they were like, "Are you sure?" & I was like yes & they just let me walk out. There was this crazy huge 2 liter bottle encompassing the world. It was great!
	11:20pm ! I X Key !: It was bulging all the way up out of my bathingsuit
	11:21pm Matt from Springfield: And there you go! :)
	11:24pm ! I X Key !: ! I was a growing boy, so I got 2 liters bigger (o:
	11:26pm Erma Gherd: Wait, is this really a pants-shitting story?
	11:26pm Danne D: sounds like Dave had been eating too much Kale
	11:29pm yykys: I will always associate Robots and Monsters with Dave Hill messing his pants.
	11:29pm DaveHill: It's a pants-shitting story because I am a classy guy!
	11:30pm ! I X Key !: What happens if you shove heaps of kale into the blender or food processor & then drink it all as fast as you can?
	11:30pm Erma Gherd: Not gonna lie, my mouth was kind of hanging open in horrified glee.
	11:30pm CRUMB: that reminds me Danne, my friend took me to this new vegan place one town over on friday night. i ordered what i thought was a bbq rib sandwich. and when it came it was just a bed of kale with some quinoa resting on it.
	11:31pm Carmichael: Try some spirulina, Dave. You will shit forever. Or it will seem like forever.
	11:31pm Erma Gherd: Crumb, I am starting to believe that you are sitting on a throne of vegan LIES.
	11:32pm ! I X Key !: A vegan place one town over from here has an excellent ingredient they call "cheesiness" I can't identify it other than that word
	11:32pm CRUMB: Erma, it's just that i'm a nice guy and i have too many vegan friends. they cannot be trusted.
	11:33pm Matt from Springfield: High praise, Erma! :)
	11:34pm Erma Gherd: Aw, I feel all fangirly now. I like his music! Clever wordsmithing.
	11:36pm Matt from Springfield: PATH it...
	11:37pm Danne D: Dang that's like 2 towns over from where I grew up.
	11:38pm Danne D: These guys know from the taylor ham at the Saddle Brook Diner I bet.
	11:38pm Erma Gherd: Kiss me where it smells funny, no?
	11:39pm ! I X Key !: Interesting fact about quinoa: it's actually a fruit! I was so wowie zowied out when I found that out! Wraps around itself like a flying saucer! & so is wild rice a fruit, unlike rice!
	11:40pm yykys: Sometimes when I eat quinoa quinoa comes out later...
	11:40pm yykys: from the other end.
	11:40pm Matt from Springfield: Dave vs. Slipknot feud! Kick their ass Dave!!
	11:41pm VealCutlet: Not a fan of Slipknot but Jim Root seems like a decent guy
	11:43pm ! I X Key !: What are your instagrams? Hit me up instagram.com/supercluper
	11:43pm Matt from Springfield: Brroh! We listen to Pahnt erra!
	11:45pm ! I X Key !: Wearing pants in a Pant Era
	11:47pm Erma Gherd: Poop and bull semen. I am no longer hungry.
	11:49pm Danne D: Shaina is the best :)
	11:55pm Matt from Springfield: Yuppie Morrissey DICKS!!
	11:56pm ! I X Key !: Um well how about unicorn poop & unicorn semen -- made of rainbows? The worst that can happen is vomiting rainbows?
	11:56pm Danne D: Thanks for a great show Dave and Shaina and Jo and guests and everyone :D Until next time :)
	11:56pm F-berg: Good night y'all!
	11:57pm bobdoesthings: thanks dave! and jo and people
	11:57pm Erma Gherd: good night everyone!
	11:57pm yykys: This was a great show!
	11:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: Keep having fun!
	11:58pm P-90: THANKS and have a great week @Shaina, Jo, Goddamn Dave, all the guests, all the fans, the whole goddamn Pepsi Generation, etc!
	11:58pm ! I X Key !: !
	11:58pm Matt from Springfield: All right, another successful GDDHS in the bag! Everything and everyone was great tonight - thanks Dave, Shaina, Jo, Mike, Robots and/or Monsters, callers, commenters and ALL YOUSE! Have a good night, everyone! :)
	11:58pm Erma Gherd: you too!
	11:59pm DaveHill: Thanks for listening everybody!!
	11:59pm P-90: Goddamn Amen. Stay street, everyone.

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from December 15, 2014

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