WFMU: The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from February 22, 2016

Listener comments!
	9:02pm Ken From Hyde Park: Do you believe in miracles? Yes!!!
	9:02pm DaveHill: Hello!
	9:02pm BenDoverMD: Wishing for Angel Witch.
	9:02pm DaveHill: Nice Lake Placid reference, Ken!
	9:02pm BenDoverMD: Greetings to all...
	9:02pm Sim: Hi everyone! I don't even have words to say how much this show improves my outlook for the week. I'd go insane without the GDDHS on Mondays. <3
	9:03pm JeffHQ: Bienvenue!
	9:03pm JakeGould: Yeah! Let’s do this!
	9:03pm Danne D: YES! ANGEL WITCH! Hi Everyone!
	9:03pm bobdoesthings: yo
	9:03pm pillow_out: yes @Sim i feel the same way
	9:03pm Folsom: Is DH going to talk about the Jimmy/YngDave marathon premium?
	9:03pm BenDoverMD: If only Angel Witch was on the Angel Witch label...someday.
	9:04pm Debi: HELLO, DAVE. Just in time for Angel Witch by doh! Angel Witch
	9:04pm Dennis D: Hi!
	9:05pm Ivy: Best song ever! Ha
	9:06pm JeffHQ: Still have the Discharge wiki page on my screen from weeks ago...
	9:07pm Sim: OH MY GOD THIS TRACK!! dies
	9:07pm DaveHill: Thanks for tuning in, everybody!
	9:07pm Dennis D: What prison is Dave's letter from. My buddy just did 15 years and he had email access. No letters anymore
	9:08pm JeffHQ: Does peanut butter mix with jalapenos?
	9:08pm Dennis D: But his was Federal time
	9:08pm pillow_out: yes @jeff
	9:08pm BenDoverMD: Dave: you (or anyone else here) going to see black sabbath at msg?
	9:08pm Debi: It's a warm night when you are on the radio.
	9:08pm DaveHill: I'll read the letter in a few minutes, Dennis. It's such a nice letter!
	9:09pm BriJet: Ahoy hoy!!!! Hi Davy and Danne!
	9:09pm JakeGould: I worked at this comic book company in the late 1990s that sold some “erotica” and we would regularly get amazing orders and illustrated envelopes from prisoners. I used to have a collection of them but they got lost in a move. So many pics of naked ladies rendered in ballpoint pen.
	9:09pm Dave Sustain: Dave you were great on Bennington lasts week!
	9:09pm Dennis D: A listener Dave?
	9:09pm JeffHQ: @pillow-out: Thank you. You are granted an Executive Producer credit.
	9:10pm DaveHill: Thanks, Dave Sustain! I love that show and it was an honor to be a guest!
	9:10pm pillow_out: Hey dave what did you think of Schenectady?
	9:11pm DaveHill: Yup, it's from a listener, Dennis.
	9:11pm Sim: We're only three jams in and already I feel like I can kick the rest of this week's ass. YEAH DAVE! WOOOO!!!
	9:11pm BenDoverMD: Can we talk about how bad "Vinyl" on HBO is?
	9:11pm DaveHill: I had a great time in Schenectady, pillow! Sold out show!
	9:11pm Dennis D: Cool
	9:12pm dannyhellman: I liked Vinyl. Fight me, Ben Dover.
	9:13pm pillow_out: Sweet. I was just wondering because I"m from there
	9:13pm Dave Sustain: Did anybody see Danzig on Portlandia?
	9:13pm goodgollymissmollie: Woohoo hi everyone
	9:13pm JeffHQ: @ben: Thing is, I much prefer it to Antique Roadshow.
	9:14pm pillow_out: you're the only one danny
	9:14pm Ivy:
	9:14pm Danne D: ooh in tbe submarine ahead of the marathon
	9:14pm dannyhellman: What's not to like about seeing Andrew Dice Clay get beaten to death?
	9:15pm BenDoverMD: Guess,I might have had elevated expectations with names like Jagger & Scorsese attached...still love me some/all Danny Hellman
	9:15pm pillow_out: haha omg reall?y I would watch Vinyl for that
	9:15pm james: Evenin all, Danne D!!! how are ya?
	9:16pm JakeGould: Sausage party.
	9:16pm pillow_out: who is Andrew Dice Clay in Vinyl?
	9:16pm BenDoverMD: Spoiler alert from mr Hellman
	9:16pm Danne D: Good man! Oreos on route :)
	9:16pm JeffHQ: @ben: roadshow is rocking actually. HSN brings me down tho.
	9:17pm Debi: I'm a woman!
	9:17pm BenDoverMD: Like a 4:1 sausage to donut(?) ratio
	9:17pm dannyhellman: Not only is Andrew Dice Clay great in Vinyl, but you get the added bonus of seeing him die. SPOILERZ
	9:17pm pillow_out: WOO Schenectady!!
	9:18pm JakeGould: My sausage is Hebrew National. It answers to a higher authority.
	9:18pm BenDoverMD: Danny Hellman is awesome! Second only to subway car break dancers!!!!
	9:19pm JakeGould: @BenDonverMD: Does you avatar say, “Nacho Suits?” A suit made of nachos might be bueno!
	9:19pm pillow_out: is it another tshirt????
	9:19pm bobdoesthings: also my birthday happens during the marathon. don't get me anything, give to fmu instead.
	9:20pm JeffHQ: DJ Sacks Has A Nervous Cakedown.
	9:20pm BenDoverMD: @jeff: due to lack of #sports, I actually tuned in to the antiques roadshow at the bar last night! while I was tending to my 1 paying customer
	9:20pm pillow_out: but I already got you something @bob
	9:20pm bobdoesthings: @pillowtalk - seems to be CD with YngDave and Jimmy doing songs ... as well as other tracks that dave picked out in his spare time
	9:20pm JakeGould: If it’s a CD with YngDave on it… BOOM! I’m doing that!
	9:21pm pillow_out: should i change my name to pillow talk /
	9:21pm pillow_out: i want that cd
	9:21pm Dennis D: I like Antiques Roadshow more than Vinyl
	9:21pm BenDoverMD: @jakeGould: macho slüts...but Nacho Suits would be/are awesome!
	9:22pm dannyhellman: GDDH Show is ten million times better than Walking Dead.
	9:22pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: Those zombie shows. Enough with them.
	9:23pm Erma Gherd: This is hilarious.
	9:23pm Ken From Hyde Park: Yay for Otisville!
	9:23pm JeffHQ: Orange Chicken Is The New Crack.
	9:23pm BenDoverMD: Ok, let's get to YngDave
	9:23pm dannyhellman: I'm with you, Jake Gould. I'm against Ben Dover & all subway dancers.
	9:24pm Dennis D: department of corrections
	9:25pm BenDoverMD: Wait...what? Re: Hellman/jakeGould
	9:25pm ScottC: Dept Of Corrections DOC...I once got a letter from a prisoner at Pelican Bay asking me to help him set up a publishing business...
	9:25pm BenDoverMD: Maybe Dice will be a zombie on Vinyl and eat Jagger's kid from the toes up
	9:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: Maybe the wardens should allow Dave Hill listening as reward for good behavior.
	9:25pm dannyhellman: Zombie shows. THEY SUCK!
	9:26pm MadameLuke: Hello Hill People
	9:26pm Ĩkє: I'm sure there's probably a supercut of all the zombie-shotgunning, zombie-smashing, and zombie-stomping scenes on the web somewhere. That's all you need of TWD. The action is cool; the rest of it is such an incredible drag. I normally like post-apocalyptic stuff but a TV drama set in Hell with damned souls being dunked in lakes of fire for all eternity would be more hopeful and uplifting.
	9:26pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: I don’t know if I am fully aligned with your caucus. Ever deal with Park Slope commuters coming home between 5:30pm and 7:00pm. The worst. I want to stand outside of Union Street (R), 7th Avenue (D & F) with an air horn and shout, “Behave!!!!”
	9:26pm TR2: Nothing better than chatroom losers criticizing professionals in the broadcasting and film industries.
	9:27pm Ĩkє: And less monotonous, too.
	9:27pm Dennis D: you had Haggis on Burns night, how can you forget?
	9:27pm BenDoverMD: Prisoners, truckers, yngDave, Canadian ladies, all get call priority
	9:27pm JakeGould: @Ĩkє: What if they remade Magnum P.I. but with zombies?
	9:27pm JeffHQ: I fear the entire load of Walking Dead this season was shot in the premiere, and from now on, it's the soap opera Guiding Smite.
	9:28pm JimmyfromKearny: Shout out to all of my Brothers and Sisters who are a part of the entity known as the Prison Industrial Complex...
	9:28pm Ike: @Jake, AUTOMATIC GREENLIGHT! 22 EPISODES! @TR2, so you restrict yourself entirely to criticizing non-professionals at all times? LOL.
	9:28pm dannyhellman: @Jake Gould: F Train Hell is a small price to pay for the freedom to buy organic gluten-free couscous in bulk.
	9:30pm JeffHQ: Too many frustrated marathoners.
	9:30pm Īke: @Jake, what D train at 7th Ave.?!
	9:31pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: One time during Halloween there were two women aggressively attempting to hand out organic apples to kids near Smiling Pizza in Park Slope. Like 15 years ago or so. They were not associated with any food place; they just did this on their own. I was so angry at that I dubbed them—in my head—as “Carob Cunt” and “Bulgur Bitch.”
	9:32pm JeffHQ: Saucony woulda been selfinflicted.
	9:33pm JakeGould: @Īke: Sorry Ike, you kids know the B train as what runs there now. My whole life—up until the switch—the D train rain on the line the B now runs on. When the Beastie Boys sand about a “D train ride to Coney vacation…” that was a direct reference to the D train form the Village to Coney Island on the Brighton line… FACE!
	9:33pm Danne D: McGlintock is like Canada's version of Matlock
	9:33pm bobdoesthings: wait... only the feet!? and always in shoes?! for years... I need more info.
	9:33pm dannyhellman: JAKE GOULD YOU BASTARD---CAROB CUNT IS MY MOM!!!!!
	9:35pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: I didn’t say Carob Cunt was bad. I consider that a term of endearment! @bobdoesthings: There is a feet thing. I think it’s connected to the fact that feet are covered in shoes and bend a lot so if someone dies in the water, they detach more quickly.
	9:35pm JeffHQ: @Jake: at least they werent the guy selling rotten strawberries outside B
	9:36pm pillow_out: yeah!! go to yngdave's house and film it! please!
	9:36pm Dennis D: mocked?
	9:36pm Danne D: Hitler's Deformed Penis sounds like a Macho Sluts side project. The peeps love us some YngDave
	9:36pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: True. I miss the guy selling Turkish movie posters. Wonder what happened to him? Probably not a pleasant story.
	9:36pm bobdoesthings: @jake - hmmm makes sense I suppose.. Ok. I can sleep tonight
	9:36pm pillow_out: It shoudl be a weekly dinner show
	9:36pm JeffHQ: I'd like to knight YngDave and whatever you do like that w YngMom.
	9:37pm Sim: oh man, YngDave has no idea how many people adore him. (And YngMom.)
	9:37pm goodgollymissmollie: The love is real for YngDave!!
	9:37pm Dennis D: psychedelic
	9:37pm dannyhellman: @Danne D: history tells us that it was Hitler's testicles that were deformed. His penis was just fine.
	9:37pm JakeGould: Seriously, this station is beautiful to be able to have someone like YngDave on the air. Damn. Getting my money!
	9:38pm ìkƎ: @Jake, so you're talking about 3 separate stations? You're going to stand outside all of them? At the same time? Do you have clones? Anyway, yes, I've heard of the infamous B/D switch. (Hmm that sounds dirty.)
	9:38pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: Hitler’s nuts is a nickname for organic heirloom cherry tomatoes.
	9:39pm trappermark: YngDave's got the reverb down.
	9:39pm JakeGould: @ìkƎ: I’ll use TaskRabbit or Fivver to coordinate an air horn assault on d-bag commuters.
	9:39pm notmymonkey: Is macho sluts gonna break up before they even began?
	9:40pm coelacanth: hi Dave and others
	9:40pm pillow_out: love this song
	9:40pm JeffHQ: Thats malcontentment!
	9:40pm dannyhellman: Park Slope Food Co-Op carries Hitler's testicle heirloom tomatoes in solidarity with the BDS movement, (but only in season).
	9:40pm Dennis D: hi
	9:40pm Erma Gherd: Hi Coelacanth!
	9:40pm coelacanth: ...just in time for an alternate version of the jam! - Lucky!
	9:41pm Sim: Jesus, there are weeks when I'm entirely sure that Dave has raided my record collection. GIVE ME BACK MY PLATTERS, DAVE.
	9:41pm coelacanth: Hi Erma!
	9:41pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: I like the Pol Pot Killing Field Mixed Greens they carry.
	9:42pm JeffHQ: Petrol is $1.69 now somewhere. Driving to Mars soon.
	9:42pm JakeGould: Hey! I just noticed my black heart is gone! Damn! Marathon stress is on!
	9:42pm BenDoverMD: Hellman! You going to the Kaz thing in Brooklyn?
	9:43pm pillow_out: oh yeah me too
	9:43pm MadameLuke: I am such a big Mike Sacks fan. I'm so glad I can finally tune in when he's on! Yeah!!!
	9:43pm bobdoesthings: radio icon thing still there!
	9:44pm Alejandroool: PPKF Mixed Greens - now that's Interment!
	9:44pm james: @madame luke, Mike is excited that YOU are here!
	9:44pm bobdoesthings: they're playing on our psyche man!
	9:44pm coelacanth: ha! Jake, it's been gone a few weeks.
	9:44pm Alejandroool: merry monday all
	9:45pm coelacanth: Ho Ho Ho !
	9:45pm dannyhellman: Never forget to wash your Pol Pot Mixed Greens with Rabbi Bronner's Magic Soap! ALL-ONE! @Ben Dover: I know nothing of this Kaz thing of which you speak.
	9:46pm BillDolanBDC: Hellman is the (Hell) man!!!
	9:46pm JeffHQ: My Mike Sacks collectable figurine is in mint condition.
	9:46pm JakeGould: @coelacanth: Like they got rid of it around Valentine’s day?
	9:46pm MadameLuke: @James LOL I'm sure he is :) I may or may not have written him a couple of fan letters.
	9:47pm coelacanth: i thought it was longer ago but maybe.
	9:48pm Dave Sustain: What if I'm in my own personal prison?
	9:48pm BenDoverMD: @hell2theMan From Kaz: I’m happy to announce that I’m doing a mini-tour for my upcoming UNDERWORLD hard cover book collection: FROM HOBOKEN TO HOLLYWOOD. This is a fantastic comic book shop in a NY borough that I used to get drunk in often. Friday, February 26 at 7 PM At Desert Island Comics 540 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, New York 11211
	9:48pm DaveHill: That counts, Dave Sustain.
	9:49pm JeffHQ: @Dave: Shawshank Fuhklemption.
	9:49pm BillDolanBDC: From Hoboken to Hollywood sums up my life. Via Rutts Hut.
	9:50pm BenDoverMD: @billDolan: you order rippers?
	9:50pm DaveHill: Bill Dolan in the house. Macho Sluts represent.
	9:51pm coelacanth: pol pot greens? what the hell is going on?! -and will i ever eat cherry tomatoes again??
	9:51pm BillDolanBDC: Working in the pyrotechnics.
	9:51pm JeffHQ: @Ben: Sounds awesome. DC area stop?
	9:51pm BillDolanBDC: DC's Hoboken stop.
	9:52pm coelacanth: (though i may enjoy carob a little more from now on.)
	9:52pm JakeGould: Dude, the track is “Lord of this World.” Poser.
	9:53pm JeffHQ: "Lemme see ya fuckin' hands!!!"
	9:53pm BillDolanBDC: Carob Calloway
	9:53pm greybeard the white: LORD OF THIS WORLD!!!
	9:53pm BenDoverMD: @jeffHQ looks like Hoboken & Brooklyn are only NE signings as of now
	9:55pm JakeGould: @BillDolanBDC: “Carob Calloway” YOU WIN!
	9:56pm JeffHQ: Corpseplay...er...cosplay anyone?
	9:58pm cosmic matrix: what up peeps
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: Dave! Danne! Mike Sacks! cosmic! Hill-people!
	10:00pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: “Jerry! Corpseplay cosplay! All the gore of zombies and combined with all fun of cosplay! The kids will go nuts! It’s gold, Jerry… GOLD!”
	10:00pm JeffHQ: This is how...
	10:01pm bobdoesthings: @DAVE - mike needs to be a bit louder... I think..
	10:02pm JeffHQ: I spilled my Skittles in the supermarket so-to-speak. First degree.
	10:03pm cosmic matrix: @matt, hey hey hey
	10:03pm coelacanth: i'm somewhat relieved to hear this.
	10:03pm cosmic matrix: i'm gonna drink a coca-cola and vaccuum the fucking place
	10:04pm Īke: Oh hey! It's that guy from Andrea's show!
	10:04pm cosmic matrix: sorry, did i say that out loud?
	10:04pm JeffHQ: Touched With Bloodlust. Season 666 now on Netflix.
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: True, mental facilities are basically the same thing - with less legal protections to the patients. (And yes, you CAN get anally or otherwise raped there too--homeless shelters as well.)
	10:04pm cosmic matrix: I KNEW I KNEW THAT VOICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	10:04pm coelacanth: crazy house they can and usually will ruin the rest of your life.
	10:05pm cosmic matrix: omg omg omg this guy is so funny
	10:05pm JakeGould: @Īke: I like this guy when he’s not pretending to be “Randy.” Worst character ever.
	10:05pm Sim: Not fer nothin, but this conversation is REEKING of privilege.
	10:05pm BillDolanBDC: Does Mike rob candy stores disguised as testicles?
	10:05pm chad from oregon: This guest is already the worst. Where's YngDave or YngMom?
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: @cosmic: Mike Sacks is a regular guest, friend of the GDDHS!
	10:06pm cosmic matrix: jake and chad feel completely oppositely.
	10:06pm JeffHQ: Homeless shelters are now the loading dock at Staples.
	10:07pm cosmic matrix: @matt: i did not know that! well hey now
	10:07pm Matt from Springfield: @Ike/Jake: Oh yeah, that's the guy! I disagree, repulsive character but I'm impressed at his ability to create such a "perfectly" repulsive character.
	10:07pm coelacanth: "you can leave after we've all got new houses, 3 cars, hawaii vacations...actually, no. you will never be sane enough to release....let's electrocute your brain just to make sure."
	10:08pm Sim: holy shit that was SO PROFESSIONAL.
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: They use mechanical pencils for weapons, I was wondering why packs of those were opened and had missing pencils at Staples.
	10:09pm cosmic matrix: @mike: exactly. VERY good acting.
	10:10pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: In NYC I bet like 60% of the cell phone accessories are sold on the street by the homeless. Irony if you think about it.
	10:11pm JeffHQ: Panhandling for Chipotle and energy drink.
	10:12pm Sim: This is amazing. I hope nobody tunes in and starts to write angry letters...
	10:12pm Matt from Springfield: @coelacanth: On a similar note, old folks homes are the same as that. Many don't officially reject for lack of money, but they'll take ALL of your money they can legally obtain until you're drained. Make sure trusts/other arrangements are made before you or family goes to one of those homes.
	10:12pm coelacanth: yeah, it's a good thing it wasn't monday - "wing night."
	10:13pm Matt from Springfield: "Ossining" - "Sing Sing"
	10:13pm JeffHQ: Greyhound can get us to Folsom. Lets go.
	10:13pm BillDolanBDC: I like the original lineup prison the best.
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: "Laura did NOT have fun in prison, I should stress..."
	10:14pm Danne D: Whoa the train through Sing Sing is like "It's A Small World" except with an electric chair and stuff
	10:15pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield: I’ve sadly had to deal with people in nursing homes and psychiatric hospitalization and it’s just worse than people can imagine. Learned that at an early age. If anyone wants to pay me to shout at medical bureaucrats to help fight the good fight, get in touch. I’ve been there and done that.
	10:15pm Danne D: "I'm a gonna rape you" - sounds like a John Wayne prison
	10:15pm coelacanth: yes, Matt. if you have a Loved-one in there, you've gotta watch very carefully...show up during off-hours; snoop around; pick apart the bills...it's terrible.
	10:16pm Matt from Springfield: @Bill: Like the classic prison around Philly, Holmesburg Prison? en.wikipedia.org...
	10:16pm JeffHQ: Nirvana's Crepe Me LP.
	10:16pm BillDolanBDC: David Yow
	10:16pm mary: Just tuned in and that voice is familiar- oh yes that Randy. Had wondered who was doing that act, and so very well. I def tuned out whenever he was on Andrea's show. Couldn't even admire the job well done. Truly repulsive. His mission accomplished. Fascinating now. Esp since VF is essentially repulsive and he knows it but artist needs money.
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake, coela: I as well, nursing and psych institutions. Let's all form a lobby to fix these conditions!
	10:18pm BillDolanBDC: Did the my serve broccoli rape at Sing Sing?
	10:18pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne 10:14: "It's a world of murder / A world of fears!..."
	10:18pm JeffHQ: JewieCK.com
	10:19pm Danne D: lol M_f_S
	10:19pm cosmic matrix: yaaay this guy is a mindfuck love it
	10:20pm Danne D: Call with your prison stories 201-536-9368. James and I will watch Dave answer it
	10:21pm JeffHQ: Definitely discuss your rejection tales.
	10:21pm Matt from Springfield: @Bill: You know what, I just got that comment now. And that's a subtle joke! :)
	10:21pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield: I would support that, but the larger issue is the health care system in the U.S. Get that fixed and the rest becomes easier to deal with.
	10:22pm JeffHQ: Oh snap.
	10:22pm JeffHQ: Novaknation.
	10:23pm coelacanth: i did not stay tuned long enough when "randy" was on Andrea's show to have figured out that it was an act! i liked when her grandma was on, but turned it off as soon as there was a hint of randy. ...so, is "mike, the editor of vanity fair" a fake character?!
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: And (Heaven forbid) some preventive medicine as well! Yes, that would mean less people in the "too far gone" category of institutions is a good thing.
	10:23pm JeffHQ: Goddamn Gonzo Journalschism.
	10:24pm pillow_out: just leave the goddamn
	10:24pm dannyhellman: 'Goddamn" is settled law.
	10:24pm herb.nyc: I love Dave; not big on Goddamn.
	10:25pm Matt from Springfield: It is kind of offensive from a religious standpoint, but it's ingrained in the show's culture now. And Dave's exclamation of "Goddamn it, Danne!" has charmed us all.
	10:25pm coelacanth: i lost my virginity the first time i had sex with someone.
	10:25pm JeffHQ: Love a Challenge(r). Next on Soapnet.
	10:25pm Rickwaukee: Pretty sure Costas asked about the day of moon landing and Henner volunteered the virginity thing
	10:25pm cosmic matrix: "the dave hill show" sounds catchy enough
	10:25pm pillow_out: at this point why get rid of the goddamn
	10:25pm Matt from Springfield: Led Zeppelin for the Moon landing, that's awesome! Likewise "Space Oddity", tailor-made for the Moon landing that summer.
	10:26pm JakeGould: Wow! I just read on Hitler’s nuts! AMAZING!
	10:26pm cosmic matrix: goddamn it all, you'll get over it!!
	10:26pm Dennis D: I watched the moon landing while on acid, with my mom and my brother watching too
	10:27pm cosmic matrix: evil nun
	10:27pm Rickwaukee: Or have I just blocked out that Costas asked every female guest about when they lost their cherry
	10:27pm Matt from Springfield: "Can you hear me - Dennis D - Can you hear me - Dennis D - Can you hear me - Dennis D - " :)
	10:27pm cosmic matrix: sorry that happened to you, dave. that's just wrong.
	10:27pm Dennis D: :)
	10:27pm JeffHQ: Laotian Felicity?
	10:28pm JakeGould: “Laotian Felicity” comes on after “Zombie Magnum P.I.”
	10:28pm BillDolanBDC: It puts the Laotian on it or it gets the hose again.
	10:28pm Matt from Springfield: Gah! That's some sick chicken abortionist nun! (on an unrelated note, the Chicken Abortionist Nuns are opening for the Skirt Antics at the Poisssson Rougggge this Friday...)
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Wow, what a rapid generation of "Laotian" puns...I expect nothing less from you fine listeners.
	10:29pm JeffHQ: Evan Shapiro Has A Posse.
	10:30pm Matt from Springfield: Get chicks to hatch?! I can't even get to their tube tops! I'll be here allll week, folks..
	10:31pm herb.nyc: Chik-Fil-A has that egg dish!
	10:31pm JeffHQ: Beltway Batgirl pushes manchild out of path of Metro train.
	10:33pm Matt from Springfield: Yeowwcher! of a Mom! @Jeff: "Whoa, sweet! Is there some way to uprate you?! Hang on, I'm getting a text!"
	10:34pm BillDolanBDC: Fonzie loved Chic-fil-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: Indochinese refugees sponsored to locations in Minnesota -- this checks out.
	10:36pm JeffHQ: 3 storefronts not including Starbucks.
	10:36pm Ike: Laos is awesome.
	10:37pm JeffHQ: Cabin John Maul.
	10:38pm JakeGould: Are we at the point where it’s safe to say that I like Laotian food?
	10:38pm Matt from Springfield: I'd like to see Macao, but only if I'm seeing HK and Guangzhou as well. Lao = "louw" Laos = "louws"
	10:38pm bobdoesthings: madmonkeyhostels.com...
	10:39pm bobdoesthings: it puts the laotian on its skin
	10:39pm coelacanth: i want a hug.
	10:40pm Matt from Springfield: It's spicy! I like Thai but even once you get into NE Thailand, it gets very spicy. I do like the Laotian food they served at a Thai restaurant around here (whose owners are actually Lao). Just like Hunan and Sichuan cuisine being spicier and higher in the mountains. Something about the thinner air seems to evolve spicier recipes it seems.
	10:40pm coelacanth: ...i'll have a drink instead.
	10:40pm pillow_out: i can attest to that dave is a great hugger
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: The show's only half over!!! Is Jesse already pushing you out Dave?! @pillow: Wait, WHAT?!!?
	10:41pm bobdoesthings: PFT!!!! <3
	10:42pm JeffHQ: Singles 40-80.
	10:42pm pillow_out: i met dave and he hugged me @matt
	10:42pm JakeGould: Ages 8 to 80!
	10:43pm coelacanth: that's life in a nut house.
	10:43pm JeffHQ: Sororotity.
	10:43pm Matt from Springfield: @pillow: At a FMU event, Dave's show, somewhere else? Now we'll ALL insist on a hug when we meet Dave! ;)
	10:44pm pillow_out: in san francisco after his meet me in the bathroom show
	10:44pm durbeyfield: i relate. the hardest word to spell and deal with in the tight spot
	10:44pm bobdoesthings: diarrhea planet is a band I believe..
	10:44pm Alejandroool: I was drivin' in my Chevy and I felt somethin' heavy...
	10:45pm Matt from Springfield: Diarrhea. "the running" Yes, "the Diarrhea song". A "camp song", as performed on the Dave Chappelle Show (2003) and the movie Parenthood (1989).
	10:45pm durbeyfield: d. planet is a great band. dave might like them. very shred heavy.
	10:45pm pillow_out: diarrhea planet is a band
	10:45pm JeffHQ: Guess its time for a swim...
	10:46pm coelacanth: he's an actor.
	10:46pm bobdoesthings: yeh.. they're a band.. I just listened to 3 seconds of their music.. and That was enough.
	10:47pm JeffHQ: Go see Katie Holmes in the cinema.
	10:47pm bobdoesthings: @durbeyfield - really? not the thing I just clicked on..
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: YEAH! "In it to win it!" "In for a penny, in for a pound!"
	10:47pm Sim: This show is careening so dangerously off the rails!
	10:48pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: So when I hide in the bushes outside her kitchen window, I should bring a video camera? Good idea..
	10:48pm JeffHQ: Last season of Orange took me months to survive ...zzzz
	10:49pm Marc15: Who remembers the HBO Series "Oz"?
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Sim: This show's BANANAS!
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Marc: Never followed that show. But yes, I do remember it! ;)
	10:49pm coelacanth: ding-a-ling.
	10:49pm JeffHQ: Great. Here we go. Six million years of dick jokes.
	10:50pm Marc15: If Trump can say schlonged, you can say it on the radio
	10:50pm herb.nyc: Oy The Goddamn Dave Hill Shlong
	10:50pm bobdoesthings: didn't he boil himself in acid? how did they know Hitler had a tiny penis? medical records with peculiar notation on his package?
	10:50pm Matt from Springfield: Awwwww, BURN! Is Mike saying Danne's cookies rank lower than Hitler's micro-schlong?! Them's fightin' words, Danne!!!
	10:51pm Matt from Springfield: Does the KGB have silhouette records of Hitler's penis from his corpse?
	10:52pm JeffHQ: Trump Pumps now on sale.
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: "Gobbels" turkey sandwich Chicken "Pol Pot"
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: KGB + dick jokes, this is becoming a script for an "Archer" episode!
	10:54pm Dennis D: club soda has salt
	10:54pm JakeGould: All you ever wanted to know about seltzer, club soda and mineral water. www.huffingtonpost.com...
	10:54pm coelacanth: technically the same, but some people think club soda has sodium and seltzer doesn't.
	10:55pm bobdoesthings: @dennisd- sometimes seltzer has low amounts of sodium as well..
	10:55pm Alejandroool: and tonic has quinine, isn't seltzer just carbonated?
	10:56pm Matt from Springfield: Seltzer should just be carbonated water. Tonic has quinine, and club soda has something else.
	10:56pm JeffHQ: Rabbinicalized plutonium.
	10:56pm bobdoesthings: @davehill - from JakeGould's linked article "Seltzer water and club soda are very similar, but there is a notable difference between the two. Unlike seltzer, mineral-like ingredients are added to club soda to enhance the flavor. If you look on the list of ingredients, you'll likely see potassium bicarbonate and potassium sulfate listed. Regardless, you could still swap one for the other without really being able to pick up on a difference of taste"
	10:58pm coelacanth: ( i will not click on a huffington post link. it'll make my computer freeze.)
	10:58pm Matt from Springfield: "This is a call from prison.." "Thank GOD" :D Unfortunately just YngDave, in his Mom's prison, playin' guitar and sneakin' joints in her windowless downstairs bathroom.
	10:58pm JeffHQ: Bensonhurst Village Deli Falls on the River.
	10:58pm JakeGould: Joyva Jelly Rings! Raspberry! I love them! www.economycandy.com...
	10:58pm coelacanth: sound's like randy's back.
	10:59pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Atomic weight of 94, but for you - 89.95!
	10:59pm coelacanth: push mike off the boat.
	10:59pm Ben Dover, MD: This vanity fair clown is insulting YngDave!!!! Get him!!!!!
	11:00pm JeffHQ: I live at least 5 exits away.
	11:00pm pillow_out: yeah i'm not really into mike sacks. i liked him the first time he was on
	11:00pm ParmesanChrist: Vanity fair guy is a dweebis
	11:02pm Matt from Springfield: Station ID! On time! Echo! :)
	11:02pm Rickwaukee: YngDave just hanging there.
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: Echo Gas, on WFMU.
	11:03pm bobdoesthings: more reverb!
	11:03pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Waiting til Memorial Day sales.
	11:04pm Rickwaukee: Felt like I was next to the most obnoxious couple at Applebee's
	11:04pm Dennis D: that gas thing was lame
	11:04pm Ben Dover, MD: I've had enough... I'm out ... Goodnight all
	11:04pm Power Papi: yogurt gives me stomach cramps.
	11:04pm coelacanth: Dave!! take the wheel!!
	11:04pm JeffHQ: Like Oscar the Slouch!
	11:05pm pillow_out: yeah i'm done for the night i never thought i would say that
	11:05pm JakeGould: “Let’s Make America Wait Again”
	11:05pm Marc15: The difference between seltzer and club soda: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/seltzer-vs-club-soda_n_1434891.html
	11:06pm Danne D: Hope we hear from Jimmy tonight :)
	11:06pm JeffHQ: Someone put some nose candy in @pillow's Triscuits.
	11:06pm JeffHQ: The Greaseman.
	11:07pm Matt from Springfield: DC 101! That was good at some point. Haven't listened in years, but I can vouch for their one-time good taste.
	11:07pm bobdoesthings: this is my go-to yngwie video : www.youtube.com...
	11:11pm b: I fell asleep listening to this and I dreamt Dave and I were in love
	11:12pm JeffHQ: Yiddish in a Vienna Catskills accent.
	11:12pm Matt from Springfield: Was machte, Yid?? That's probable, regular Deutsch is "What does it, Jew?"
	11:13pm Matt from Springfield: "This Night I Dreamed That Dave Hill Loved Me"
	11:13pm JakeGould: Vus machs da, Yid?
	11:15pm JeffHQ: Dave Hilltop Circle.
	11:16pm bobdoesthings: @jake - you feeding yngdave lines?
	11:16pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: Bullseye! Would make sense. "Bist echte Yid", Mike's first guess would be (You are) a real Jew. Remember Mel Brooks' "Yiddish Indian" in Blazin' Saddles? There were still plenty of Yiddish speaking immigrants in America he could have gotten those lines from, but bonus points++ to him if Mel came up with those without any help! :)
	11:16pm Matt from Springfield: JIM-MY! :D
	11:18pm JeffHQ: Vomits egg yolks in the waffles.
	11:18pm MadameLuke: Jimmy! TCB!
	11:19pm pillow_out: i'm still listening ....get to the fucking doctor Jimmy!!!!!
	11:19pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield @bobdoesthings: I grew up with that stuff all around me. Yiddish phrases mixed with Polish phrases and even some Spanish (!!!) mixed in thanks to my mom working in a factory. I could probably have some serious reminiscing with YngDave. And I’m not that old! Just a byproduct of the odd world I was raised in.
	11:19pm DaveHill: Stay, pillow_out!
	11:20pm JeffHQ: Herniaunknown by Moundgarden.
	11:20pm coelacanth: Jimmy do inverted sit-ups/crunches, take blackstrap molasses in warm water with fresh lemon. get enough sleep.
	11:20pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: Two-way on Air conference w/ YngDave on the Yiddish past--I vote YES!
	11:21pm JakeGould: “Swallow tongue” means self-suffocation due to spasms, right?
	11:21pm Danne D: God Bless Jimmy
	11:21pm coelacanth: ....and keep it "pushed back" ALL the time.
	11:21pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield: He lives in Bensonhurst and I live in Bay Ridge. We’re technically one short train/bus/cab/bike ride away.
	11:22pm pillow_out: @jake you guys need to hang out with each other
	11:22pm JeffHQ: Sriricha of the liver.
	11:23pm bobdoesthings: @jeffhq - thats a spicy tasty liver
	11:23pm Matt from Springfield: 36 Heinekens = pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I took to harder, more concentrated liquor sooner after turning 21--too much beer goes right through me, esp. when it's cold out.
	11:24pm JakeGould: @pillow_out: Yup. At L&B Spumoni Gardens.
	11:24pm Matt from Springfield: "The Way You Look Tonight"! Classic.
	11:24pm JakeGould: Does Jimmy have a hernia? He was that guy?
	11:24pm bobdoesthings: I try to stop drinking... untill mondays at 9pm
	11:24pm pillow_out: i want to go there. i'll meet you there
	11:24pm coelacanth: you can do the gas jokes. i'm leaving anyway.
	11:24pm JeffHQ: Bring it, Kulap!
	11:25pm Matt from Springfield: Spumoni! Perfect! Form a GDDHS Listener Party and call in some time, even! Sadly yes, Jimmy's the one with the nasty hernia who should REALLY see a doctor.
	11:26pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield: Psych! Their name doesn’t tell the whole picture… They sell amazing square slices of pizza. Best!
	11:26pm pillow_out: i need to go to the store i have no food in the house, but i'm committed i'm staying til the end
	11:26pm coelacanth: i'm going for a walk -to the pub. Thanks Dave and Thanks Jimmy and Yngdave ciao peeps.
	11:26pm JeffHQ: Breathe, Mike!
	11:26pm cosmic matrix: yaaay mike saks
	11:27pm Ken From Hyde Park: Today is 36 years since the Miracle on Ice. youtu.be... USA! USA!
	11:27pm pillow_out: i wish i lived in nyc I would go there every day
	11:28pm bobdoesthings: well ... amstel lights?! of course you can drink all day. amstel is like 3.5%
	11:29pm Matt from Springfield: Pizza & spumoni, makes better sense than just spumoni I guess! And square slices--strongly suggests a Sicilian style.
	11:29pm JeffHQ: Facebook wallpost: "Sorry I can't make your awesome unveiling. I have to restock the spice cabinet, then unclog the show drain. Kill it!!!"
	11:30pm JakeGould: @bobdoesthings: Spotted this guy who likes Rolling Rocks on the subway on Super Bowl Sunday. www.instagram.com...
	11:30pm Matt from Springfield: @Ken HP: We're on our way back, baby!!! \m/
	11:30pm bobdoesthings: LOVE!
	11:31pm Matt from Springfield: Awesome song! Hot sound! The Records were 70s, right?
	11:31pm bobdoesthings: @jake - how could ya miss him?! haha
	11:31pm Matt from Springfield: "The Records are an English power pop band formed in 1978. They are best remembered for the hit single and cult favourite "Starry Eyes"." :D
	11:32pm Erma Gherd: good night all!
	11:32pm pillow_out: oh man @jake i saw a someone on the subway like that but he had a 40
	11:32pm JakeGould: @DaveHill: Geezer Butler is taking a stand against cat declawing. www.rollingstone.com...
	11:32pm pillow_out: and it was spilling all over the place
	11:32pm Sim: Starry Eyes... This brings back memories.
	11:33pm JakeGould: @pillow_out: This guy’s hairy ass was spilling all over the place.
	11:33pm pillow_out: i've never heard the records this is great!
	11:34pm Matt from Springfield: Mercyful Fate, par excellence.
	11:34pm Matt from Springfield: I just saw you Erma! Holadios, have a good night!
	11:34pm pillow_out: night erma
	11:35pm JakeGould: Good night, Erma!
	11:35pm Bklyn kid: yea!
	11:36pm DaveHill: The Records rule, pillow_out!
	11:37pm pillow_out: yeah i'll have to check them out now
	11:37pm JeffHQ: Mercyful Mate.com
	11:39pm Matt from Springfield: "Who's doing that?" - easy, Andy Breckman on 7SD.
	11:39pm JeffHQ: Now is the time on Sprockets when we discuss cold cases.
	11:39pm Matt from Springfield: Oh God no, Crime Blotter!! I'm feeling queasy already!
	11:40pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Add some flair, like "Now is za time on Shprockets when we DISCUSS cold cases!!"
	11:41pm Matt from Springfield: I know you're upset, but dammit LEAVE THE MORTGAGE INSPECTOR OUT OF THIS!!
	11:41pm JeffHQ: Couldnt keep the house. Had to move into the mailbox.
	11:43pm JeffHQ: Judge WHAP-ner
	11:44pm pillow_out: this is from the crime blotter in my town: " A woman from Nile Street reported a person had been receiving $5,000 a month in her name; the suspect is magical or something and that is how she heard her admit the crime with no one else around."
	11:45pm Matt from Springfield: The Wild Case WESTERN Reserve, out there!
	11:45pm JeffHQ: Dont get me charted.
	11:46pm JeffHQ: New Danny McBride vehicle.
	11:48pm Matt from Springfield: Is there some kind of warranty you can use, for a cracked crack pipe??
	11:49pm JeffHQ: MacGuyVroom.
	11:50pm JeffHQ: Drove right to clown college.
	11:52pm Matt from Springfield: Oh yeah, Cobra Verde! They've played on WFMU before, with Dave H!
	11:52pm JeffHQ: Almost went a week without hearing that name.
	11:53pm Dennis D: Crack sucks
	11:54pm ?: Crack is like inhaling a melted plastic bag.. If you like fast food you might like the taste... Crack is NOT so good jeesh
	11:54pm JeffHQ: Heroine saves the day.
	11:56pm JeffHQ: Now a Qdoba, cant Putt the Putt.
	11:56pm bobdoesthings: didnt the dictionary take away the definition of "heroine" being a femal hero.. and it's just "hero" for male/female purposes? feel like i heard that somewhere
	11:56pm jt: Melted plastic bag, exactly....I only tried it once because Nancy Reagan said not to try it.. might have been the only thing she was right about..
	11:56pm Matt from Springfield: And the SUN! And HUMIDITY! And the GNATS! No golf--WINGS for me!
	11:56pm Matt from Springfield: @bob: Not beyond the realm of possibility.
	11:57pm JeffHQ: Long live BA Baracus.
	11:58pm Danne D: Thanks for a great show everyone! :) Until next time!
	11:58pm Matt from Springfield: Now Jesse's in, and time to head on out... Thanks Dave and Mike and Kulap and Danne and all those callers/commenters/everyone who makes this show fun! Have a good night, everyone!
	11:58pm bobdoesthings: maybe just start with a warm blanket... baby steps
	11:59pm pillow_out: goodnight i'm about pass out. good show!
	11:59pm MadameLuke: Goodnight all OXOXOXOXO
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: Stay sleep!
	12:00am bobdoesthings: great show dave & all
	12:00am Dennis D: night folks
	12:00am DaveHill: Thanks for listening, everybody! I really appreciate it!
	12:01am bobdoesthings: golf capris is what i call them
	12:02am Matt from Springfield: We appreciate your show! Always a pleasure! :D
	12:05am bobdoesthings: GOODNIGHT

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from February 22, 2016

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Three unstoppable hours of Dave playing face-melting hot rock jams, talking with extremely important guests, answering the telephone, and trying to figure out what all those knobs and buttons are for. A sincere effort to get the original members of Dokken back on speaking terms will also be made whenever possible.

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February 22, 2016: Tonight Dave welcomes comedian Kulap Vilaysack and Vanity Fair editor Mike Sacks. Also, Dave got a letter from prison. How cool is that?!

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Comments	Approx. start time
Angel Witch	Angel Witch "Angel Witch" by "Angel Witch"	Angel Witch (duh)	Bronze Records		0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Vashti Bunyan	Coldest Night of the Year	Some Things Just Stick in Your Mind: Singles and Demos 1964 -1967	DiCristina		0:05:18 (Pop-up)
The Misfits	Teenagers from Mars "Teenagers from Mars" by "The Misfits"	Static Age	Caroline		0:08:37 (Pop-up)
Dave reads a nice letter he got from prison. Cool!					0:32:15 (Pop-up)
The Jam	That's Entertainment "That's Entertainment" by "The Jam"	Snap!	Polydor Ltd.	Oh man, this song is the best, right?	0:39:41 (Pop-up)
Sun Ra	Imagination "Imagination" by "Sun Ra"	Sound Unbound	Sub Rosa	This guy got it.	0:42:01 (Pop-up)
Mike Adams at His Honest Weight	Tasteful Nudes	single	Mike Adams	The Pride of Bloomington.	0:42:15 (Pop-up)
James Brown	My Thang "My Thang" by "James Brown"	Hell	Universal		0:46:56 (Pop-up)
Black Sabbath	Lord Of This World "Lord Of This World" by "Black Sabbath"	Master of Reality	Warner Bros.		0:51:33 (Pop-up)
Mike Sacks live in-studio.	"Mike Sacks live in-studio."				1:04:38 (Pop-up)
Kulap Vilaysack live in-studio!	"Kulap Vilaysack live in-studio!"
Love	Bummer in the Summer "Bummer in the Summer" by "Love"	Forever Changes	Elektra	The best band probably. Well, one of them, anyway.
The Records	Starry Eyes "Starry Eyes" by "The Records"	Smashes, Crashes And Near Misses	Virgin Records
Mercyful Fate	Evil "Evil" by "Mercyful Fate"	Melissa	The All Blacks BV	I was born in a cemetery.

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Listener comments!
	9:02pm Ken From Hyde Park: Do you believe in miracles? Yes!!!
	9:02pm DaveHill: Hello!
	9:02pm BenDoverMD: Wishing for Angel Witch.
	9:02pm DaveHill: Nice Lake Placid reference, Ken!
	9:02pm BenDoverMD: Greetings to all...
	9:02pm Sim: Hi everyone! I don't even have words to say how much this show improves my outlook for the week. I'd go insane without the GDDHS on Mondays. <3
	9:03pm JeffHQ: Bienvenue!
	9:03pm JakeGould: Yeah! Let’s do this!
	9:03pm Danne D: YES! ANGEL WITCH! Hi Everyone!
	9:03pm bobdoesthings: yo
	9:03pm pillow_out: yes @Sim i feel the same way
	9:03pm Folsom: Is DH going to talk about the Jimmy/YngDave marathon premium?
	9:03pm BenDoverMD: If only Angel Witch was on the Angel Witch label...someday.
	9:04pm Debi: HELLO, DAVE. Just in time for Angel Witch by doh! Angel Witch
	9:04pm Dennis D: Hi!
	9:05pm Ivy: Best song ever! Ha
	9:06pm JeffHQ: Still have the Discharge wiki page on my screen from weeks ago...
	9:07pm Sim: OH MY GOD THIS TRACK!! dies
	9:07pm DaveHill: Thanks for tuning in, everybody!
	9:07pm Dennis D: What prison is Dave's letter from. My buddy just did 15 years and he had email access. No letters anymore
	9:08pm JeffHQ: Does peanut butter mix with jalapenos?
	9:08pm Dennis D: But his was Federal time
	9:08pm pillow_out: yes @jeff
	9:08pm BenDoverMD: Dave: you (or anyone else here) going to see black sabbath at msg?
	9:08pm Debi: It's a warm night when you are on the radio.
	9:08pm DaveHill: I'll read the letter in a few minutes, Dennis. It's such a nice letter!
	9:09pm BriJet: Ahoy hoy!!!! Hi Davy and Danne!
	9:09pm JakeGould: I worked at this comic book company in the late 1990s that sold some “erotica” and we would regularly get amazing orders and illustrated envelopes from prisoners. I used to have a collection of them but they got lost in a move. So many pics of naked ladies rendered in ballpoint pen.
	9:09pm Dave Sustain: Dave you were great on Bennington lasts week!
	9:09pm Dennis D: A listener Dave?
	9:09pm JeffHQ: @pillow-out: Thank you. You are granted an Executive Producer credit.
	9:10pm DaveHill: Thanks, Dave Sustain! I love that show and it was an honor to be a guest!
	9:10pm pillow_out: Hey dave what did you think of Schenectady?
	9:11pm DaveHill: Yup, it's from a listener, Dennis.
	9:11pm Sim: We're only three jams in and already I feel like I can kick the rest of this week's ass. YEAH DAVE! WOOOO!!!
	9:11pm BenDoverMD: Can we talk about how bad "Vinyl" on HBO is?
	9:11pm DaveHill: I had a great time in Schenectady, pillow! Sold out show!
	9:11pm Dennis D: Cool
	9:12pm dannyhellman: I liked Vinyl. Fight me, Ben Dover.
	9:13pm pillow_out: Sweet. I was just wondering because I"m from there
	9:13pm Dave Sustain: Did anybody see Danzig on Portlandia?
	9:13pm goodgollymissmollie: Woohoo hi everyone
	9:13pm JeffHQ: @ben: Thing is, I much prefer it to Antique Roadshow.
	9:14pm pillow_out: you're the only one danny
	9:14pm Ivy:
	9:14pm Danne D: ooh in tbe submarine ahead of the marathon
	9:14pm dannyhellman: What's not to like about seeing Andrew Dice Clay get beaten to death?
	9:15pm BenDoverMD: Guess,I might have had elevated expectations with names like Jagger & Scorsese attached...still love me some/all Danny Hellman
	9:15pm pillow_out: haha omg reall?y I would watch Vinyl for that
	9:15pm james: Evenin all, Danne D!!! how are ya?
	9:16pm JakeGould: Sausage party.
	9:16pm pillow_out: who is Andrew Dice Clay in Vinyl?
	9:16pm BenDoverMD: Spoiler alert from mr Hellman
	9:16pm Danne D: Good man! Oreos on route :)
	9:16pm JeffHQ: @ben: roadshow is rocking actually. HSN brings me down tho.
	9:17pm Debi: I'm a woman!
	9:17pm BenDoverMD: Like a 4:1 sausage to donut(?) ratio
	9:17pm dannyhellman: Not only is Andrew Dice Clay great in Vinyl, but you get the added bonus of seeing him die. SPOILERZ
	9:17pm pillow_out: WOO Schenectady!!
	9:18pm JakeGould: My sausage is Hebrew National. It answers to a higher authority.
	9:18pm BenDoverMD: Danny Hellman is awesome! Second only to subway car break dancers!!!!
	9:19pm JakeGould: @BenDonverMD: Does you avatar say, “Nacho Suits?” A suit made of nachos might be bueno!
	9:19pm pillow_out: is it another tshirt????
	9:19pm bobdoesthings: also my birthday happens during the marathon. don't get me anything, give to fmu instead.
	9:20pm JeffHQ: DJ Sacks Has A Nervous Cakedown.
	9:20pm BenDoverMD: @jeff: due to lack of #sports, I actually tuned in to the antiques roadshow at the bar last night! while I was tending to my 1 paying customer
	9:20pm pillow_out: but I already got you something @bob
	9:20pm bobdoesthings: @pillowtalk - seems to be CD with YngDave and Jimmy doing songs ... as well as other tracks that dave picked out in his spare time
	9:20pm JakeGould: If it’s a CD with YngDave on it… BOOM! I’m doing that!
	9:21pm pillow_out: should i change my name to pillow talk /
	9:21pm pillow_out: i want that cd
	9:21pm Dennis D: I like Antiques Roadshow more than Vinyl
	9:21pm BenDoverMD: @jakeGould: macho slüts...but Nacho Suits would be/are awesome!
	9:22pm dannyhellman: GDDH Show is ten million times better than Walking Dead.
	9:22pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: Those zombie shows. Enough with them.
	9:23pm Erma Gherd: This is hilarious.
	9:23pm Ken From Hyde Park: Yay for Otisville!
	9:23pm JeffHQ: Orange Chicken Is The New Crack.
	9:23pm BenDoverMD: Ok, let's get to YngDave
	9:23pm dannyhellman: I'm with you, Jake Gould. I'm against Ben Dover & all subway dancers.
	9:24pm Dennis D: department of corrections
	9:25pm BenDoverMD: Wait...what? Re: Hellman/jakeGould
	9:25pm ScottC: Dept Of Corrections DOC...I once got a letter from a prisoner at Pelican Bay asking me to help him set up a publishing business...
	9:25pm BenDoverMD: Maybe Dice will be a zombie on Vinyl and eat Jagger's kid from the toes up
	9:25pm Ken From Hyde Park: Maybe the wardens should allow Dave Hill listening as reward for good behavior.
	9:25pm dannyhellman: Zombie shows. THEY SUCK!
	9:26pm MadameLuke: Hello Hill People
	9:26pm Ĩkє: I'm sure there's probably a supercut of all the zombie-shotgunning, zombie-smashing, and zombie-stomping scenes on the web somewhere. That's all you need of TWD. The action is cool; the rest of it is such an incredible drag. I normally like post-apocalyptic stuff but a TV drama set in Hell with damned souls being dunked in lakes of fire for all eternity would be more hopeful and uplifting.
	9:26pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: I don’t know if I am fully aligned with your caucus. Ever deal with Park Slope commuters coming home between 5:30pm and 7:00pm. The worst. I want to stand outside of Union Street (R), 7th Avenue (D & F) with an air horn and shout, “Behave!!!!”
	9:26pm TR2: Nothing better than chatroom losers criticizing professionals in the broadcasting and film industries.
	9:27pm Ĩkє: And less monotonous, too.
	9:27pm Dennis D: you had Haggis on Burns night, how can you forget?
	9:27pm BenDoverMD: Prisoners, truckers, yngDave, Canadian ladies, all get call priority
	9:27pm JakeGould: @Ĩkє: What if they remade Magnum P.I. but with zombies?
	9:27pm JeffHQ: I fear the entire load of Walking Dead this season was shot in the premiere, and from now on, it's the soap opera Guiding Smite.
	9:28pm JimmyfromKearny: Shout out to all of my Brothers and Sisters who are a part of the entity known as the Prison Industrial Complex...
	9:28pm Ike: @Jake, AUTOMATIC GREENLIGHT! 22 EPISODES! @TR2, so you restrict yourself entirely to criticizing non-professionals at all times? LOL.
	9:28pm dannyhellman: @Jake Gould: F Train Hell is a small price to pay for the freedom to buy organic gluten-free couscous in bulk.
	9:30pm JeffHQ: Too many frustrated marathoners.
	9:30pm Īke: @Jake, what D train at 7th Ave.?!
	9:31pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: One time during Halloween there were two women aggressively attempting to hand out organic apples to kids near Smiling Pizza in Park Slope. Like 15 years ago or so. They were not associated with any food place; they just did this on their own. I was so angry at that I dubbed them—in my head—as “Carob Cunt” and “Bulgur Bitch.”
	9:32pm JeffHQ: Saucony woulda been selfinflicted.
	9:33pm JakeGould: @Īke: Sorry Ike, you kids know the B train as what runs there now. My whole life—up until the switch—the D train rain on the line the B now runs on. When the Beastie Boys sand about a “D train ride to Coney vacation…” that was a direct reference to the D train form the Village to Coney Island on the Brighton line… FACE!
	9:33pm Danne D: McGlintock is like Canada's version of Matlock
	9:33pm bobdoesthings: wait... only the feet!? and always in shoes?! for years... I need more info.
	9:33pm dannyhellman: JAKE GOULD YOU BASTARD---CAROB CUNT IS MY MOM!!!!!
	9:35pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: I didn’t say Carob Cunt was bad. I consider that a term of endearment! @bobdoesthings: There is a feet thing. I think it’s connected to the fact that feet are covered in shoes and bend a lot so if someone dies in the water, they detach more quickly.
	9:35pm JeffHQ: @Jake: at least they werent the guy selling rotten strawberries outside B
	9:36pm pillow_out: yeah!! go to yngdave's house and film it! please!
	9:36pm Dennis D: mocked?
	9:36pm Danne D: Hitler's Deformed Penis sounds like a Macho Sluts side project. The peeps love us some YngDave
	9:36pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: True. I miss the guy selling Turkish movie posters. Wonder what happened to him? Probably not a pleasant story.
	9:36pm bobdoesthings: @jake - hmmm makes sense I suppose.. Ok. I can sleep tonight
	9:36pm pillow_out: It shoudl be a weekly dinner show
	9:36pm JeffHQ: I'd like to knight YngDave and whatever you do like that w YngMom.
	9:37pm Sim: oh man, YngDave has no idea how many people adore him. (And YngMom.)
	9:37pm goodgollymissmollie: The love is real for YngDave!!
	9:37pm Dennis D: psychedelic
	9:37pm dannyhellman: @Danne D: history tells us that it was Hitler's testicles that were deformed. His penis was just fine.
	9:37pm JakeGould: Seriously, this station is beautiful to be able to have someone like YngDave on the air. Damn. Getting my money!
	9:38pm ìkƎ: @Jake, so you're talking about 3 separate stations? You're going to stand outside all of them? At the same time? Do you have clones? Anyway, yes, I've heard of the infamous B/D switch. (Hmm that sounds dirty.)
	9:38pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: Hitler’s nuts is a nickname for organic heirloom cherry tomatoes.
	9:39pm trappermark: YngDave's got the reverb down.
	9:39pm JakeGould: @ìkƎ: I’ll use TaskRabbit or Fivver to coordinate an air horn assault on d-bag commuters.
	9:39pm notmymonkey: Is macho sluts gonna break up before they even began?
	9:40pm coelacanth: hi Dave and others
	9:40pm pillow_out: love this song
	9:40pm JeffHQ: Thats malcontentment!
	9:40pm dannyhellman: Park Slope Food Co-Op carries Hitler's testicle heirloom tomatoes in solidarity with the BDS movement, (but only in season).
	9:40pm Dennis D: hi
	9:40pm Erma Gherd: Hi Coelacanth!
	9:40pm coelacanth: ...just in time for an alternate version of the jam! - Lucky!
	9:41pm Sim: Jesus, there are weeks when I'm entirely sure that Dave has raided my record collection. GIVE ME BACK MY PLATTERS, DAVE.
	9:41pm coelacanth: Hi Erma!
	9:41pm JakeGould: @dannyhellman: I like the Pol Pot Killing Field Mixed Greens they carry.
	9:42pm JeffHQ: Petrol is $1.69 now somewhere. Driving to Mars soon.
	9:42pm JakeGould: Hey! I just noticed my black heart is gone! Damn! Marathon stress is on!
	9:42pm BenDoverMD: Hellman! You going to the Kaz thing in Brooklyn?
	9:43pm pillow_out: oh yeah me too
	9:43pm MadameLuke: I am such a big Mike Sacks fan. I'm so glad I can finally tune in when he's on! Yeah!!!
	9:43pm bobdoesthings: radio icon thing still there!
	9:44pm Alejandroool: PPKF Mixed Greens - now that's Interment!
	9:44pm james: @madame luke, Mike is excited that YOU are here!
	9:44pm bobdoesthings: they're playing on our psyche man!
	9:44pm coelacanth: ha! Jake, it's been gone a few weeks.
	9:44pm Alejandroool: merry monday all
	9:45pm coelacanth: Ho Ho Ho !
	9:45pm dannyhellman: Never forget to wash your Pol Pot Mixed Greens with Rabbi Bronner's Magic Soap! ALL-ONE! @Ben Dover: I know nothing of this Kaz thing of which you speak.
	9:46pm BillDolanBDC: Hellman is the (Hell) man!!!
	9:46pm JeffHQ: My Mike Sacks collectable figurine is in mint condition.
	9:46pm JakeGould: @coelacanth: Like they got rid of it around Valentine’s day?
	9:46pm MadameLuke: @James LOL I'm sure he is :) I may or may not have written him a couple of fan letters.
	9:47pm coelacanth: i thought it was longer ago but maybe.
	9:48pm Dave Sustain: What if I'm in my own personal prison?
	9:48pm BenDoverMD: @hell2theMan From Kaz: I’m happy to announce that I’m doing a mini-tour for my upcoming UNDERWORLD hard cover book collection: FROM HOBOKEN TO HOLLYWOOD. This is a fantastic comic book shop in a NY borough that I used to get drunk in often. Friday, February 26 at 7 PM At Desert Island Comics 540 Metropolitan Ave, Brooklyn, New York 11211
	9:48pm DaveHill: That counts, Dave Sustain.
	9:49pm JeffHQ: @Dave: Shawshank Fuhklemption.
	9:49pm BillDolanBDC: From Hoboken to Hollywood sums up my life. Via Rutts Hut.
	9:50pm BenDoverMD: @billDolan: you order rippers?
	9:50pm DaveHill: Bill Dolan in the house. Macho Sluts represent.
	9:51pm coelacanth: pol pot greens? what the hell is going on?! -and will i ever eat cherry tomatoes again??
	9:51pm BillDolanBDC: Working in the pyrotechnics.
	9:51pm JeffHQ: @Ben: Sounds awesome. DC area stop?
	9:51pm BillDolanBDC: DC's Hoboken stop.
	9:52pm coelacanth: (though i may enjoy carob a little more from now on.)
	9:52pm JakeGould: Dude, the track is “Lord of this World.” Poser.
	9:53pm JeffHQ: "Lemme see ya fuckin' hands!!!"
	9:53pm BillDolanBDC: Carob Calloway
	9:53pm greybeard the white: LORD OF THIS WORLD!!!
	9:53pm BenDoverMD: @jeffHQ looks like Hoboken & Brooklyn are only NE signings as of now
	9:55pm JakeGould: @BillDolanBDC: “Carob Calloway” YOU WIN!
	9:56pm JeffHQ: Corpseplay...er...cosplay anyone?
	9:58pm cosmic matrix: what up peeps
	9:59pm Matt from Springfield: Dave! Danne! Mike Sacks! cosmic! Hill-people!
	10:00pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: “Jerry! Corpseplay cosplay! All the gore of zombies and combined with all fun of cosplay! The kids will go nuts! It’s gold, Jerry… GOLD!”
	10:00pm JeffHQ: This is how...
	10:01pm bobdoesthings: @DAVE - mike needs to be a bit louder... I think..
	10:02pm JeffHQ: I spilled my Skittles in the supermarket so-to-speak. First degree.
	10:03pm cosmic matrix: @matt, hey hey hey
	10:03pm coelacanth: i'm somewhat relieved to hear this.
	10:03pm cosmic matrix: i'm gonna drink a coca-cola and vaccuum the fucking place
	10:04pm Īke: Oh hey! It's that guy from Andrea's show!
	10:04pm cosmic matrix: sorry, did i say that out loud?
	10:04pm JeffHQ: Touched With Bloodlust. Season 666 now on Netflix.
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: True, mental facilities are basically the same thing - with less legal protections to the patients. (And yes, you CAN get anally or otherwise raped there too--homeless shelters as well.)
	10:04pm cosmic matrix: I KNEW I KNEW THAT VOICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	10:04pm coelacanth: crazy house they can and usually will ruin the rest of your life.
	10:05pm cosmic matrix: omg omg omg this guy is so funny
	10:05pm JakeGould: @Īke: I like this guy when he’s not pretending to be “Randy.” Worst character ever.
	10:05pm Sim: Not fer nothin, but this conversation is REEKING of privilege.
	10:05pm BillDolanBDC: Does Mike rob candy stores disguised as testicles?
	10:05pm chad from oregon: This guest is already the worst. Where's YngDave or YngMom?
	10:06pm Matt from Springfield: @cosmic: Mike Sacks is a regular guest, friend of the GDDHS!
	10:06pm cosmic matrix: jake and chad feel completely oppositely.
	10:06pm JeffHQ: Homeless shelters are now the loading dock at Staples.
	10:07pm cosmic matrix: @matt: i did not know that! well hey now
	10:07pm Matt from Springfield: @Ike/Jake: Oh yeah, that's the guy! I disagree, repulsive character but I'm impressed at his ability to create such a "perfectly" repulsive character.
	10:07pm coelacanth: "you can leave after we've all got new houses, 3 cars, hawaii vacations...actually, no. you will never be sane enough to release....let's electrocute your brain just to make sure."
	10:08pm Sim: holy shit that was SO PROFESSIONAL.
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: They use mechanical pencils for weapons, I was wondering why packs of those were opened and had missing pencils at Staples.
	10:09pm cosmic matrix: @mike: exactly. VERY good acting.
	10:10pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: In NYC I bet like 60% of the cell phone accessories are sold on the street by the homeless. Irony if you think about it.
	10:11pm JeffHQ: Panhandling for Chipotle and energy drink.
	10:12pm Sim: This is amazing. I hope nobody tunes in and starts to write angry letters...
	10:12pm Matt from Springfield: @coelacanth: On a similar note, old folks homes are the same as that. Many don't officially reject for lack of money, but they'll take ALL of your money they can legally obtain until you're drained. Make sure trusts/other arrangements are made before you or family goes to one of those homes.
	10:12pm coelacanth: yeah, it's a good thing it wasn't monday - "wing night."
	10:13pm Matt from Springfield: "Ossining" - "Sing Sing"
	10:13pm JeffHQ: Greyhound can get us to Folsom. Lets go.
	10:13pm BillDolanBDC: I like the original lineup prison the best.
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: "Laura did NOT have fun in prison, I should stress..."
	10:14pm Danne D: Whoa the train through Sing Sing is like "It's A Small World" except with an electric chair and stuff
	10:15pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield: I’ve sadly had to deal with people in nursing homes and psychiatric hospitalization and it’s just worse than people can imagine. Learned that at an early age. If anyone wants to pay me to shout at medical bureaucrats to help fight the good fight, get in touch. I’ve been there and done that.
	10:15pm Danne D: "I'm a gonna rape you" - sounds like a John Wayne prison
	10:15pm coelacanth: yes, Matt. if you have a Loved-one in there, you've gotta watch very carefully...show up during off-hours; snoop around; pick apart the bills...it's terrible.
	10:16pm Matt from Springfield: @Bill: Like the classic prison around Philly, Holmesburg Prison? en.wikipedia.org...
	10:16pm JeffHQ: Nirvana's Crepe Me LP.
	10:16pm BillDolanBDC: David Yow
	10:16pm mary: Just tuned in and that voice is familiar- oh yes that Randy. Had wondered who was doing that act, and so very well. I def tuned out whenever he was on Andrea's show. Couldn't even admire the job well done. Truly repulsive. His mission accomplished. Fascinating now. Esp since VF is essentially repulsive and he knows it but artist needs money.
	10:17pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake, coela: I as well, nursing and psych institutions. Let's all form a lobby to fix these conditions!
	10:18pm BillDolanBDC: Did the my serve broccoli rape at Sing Sing?
	10:18pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne 10:14: "It's a world of murder / A world of fears!..."
	10:18pm JeffHQ: JewieCK.com
	10:19pm Danne D: lol M_f_S
	10:19pm cosmic matrix: yaaay this guy is a mindfuck love it
	10:20pm Danne D: Call with your prison stories 201-536-9368. James and I will watch Dave answer it
	10:21pm JeffHQ: Definitely discuss your rejection tales.
	10:21pm Matt from Springfield: @Bill: You know what, I just got that comment now. And that's a subtle joke! :)
	10:21pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield: I would support that, but the larger issue is the health care system in the U.S. Get that fixed and the rest becomes easier to deal with.
	10:22pm JeffHQ: Oh snap.
	10:22pm JeffHQ: Novaknation.
	10:23pm coelacanth: i did not stay tuned long enough when "randy" was on Andrea's show to have figured out that it was an act! i liked when her grandma was on, but turned it off as soon as there was a hint of randy. ...so, is "mike, the editor of vanity fair" a fake character?!
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: And (Heaven forbid) some preventive medicine as well! Yes, that would mean less people in the "too far gone" category of institutions is a good thing.
	10:23pm JeffHQ: Goddamn Gonzo Journalschism.
	10:24pm pillow_out: just leave the goddamn
	10:24pm dannyhellman: 'Goddamn" is settled law.
	10:24pm herb.nyc: I love Dave; not big on Goddamn.
	10:25pm Matt from Springfield: It is kind of offensive from a religious standpoint, but it's ingrained in the show's culture now. And Dave's exclamation of "Goddamn it, Danne!" has charmed us all.
	10:25pm coelacanth: i lost my virginity the first time i had sex with someone.
	10:25pm JeffHQ: Love a Challenge(r). Next on Soapnet.
	10:25pm Rickwaukee: Pretty sure Costas asked about the day of moon landing and Henner volunteered the virginity thing
	10:25pm cosmic matrix: "the dave hill show" sounds catchy enough
	10:25pm pillow_out: at this point why get rid of the goddamn
	10:25pm Matt from Springfield: Led Zeppelin for the Moon landing, that's awesome! Likewise "Space Oddity", tailor-made for the Moon landing that summer.
	10:26pm JakeGould: Wow! I just read on Hitler’s nuts! AMAZING!
	10:26pm cosmic matrix: goddamn it all, you'll get over it!!
	10:26pm Dennis D: I watched the moon landing while on acid, with my mom and my brother watching too
	10:27pm cosmic matrix: evil nun
	10:27pm Rickwaukee: Or have I just blocked out that Costas asked every female guest about when they lost their cherry
	10:27pm Matt from Springfield: "Can you hear me - Dennis D - Can you hear me - Dennis D - Can you hear me - Dennis D - " :)
	10:27pm cosmic matrix: sorry that happened to you, dave. that's just wrong.
	10:27pm Dennis D: :)
	10:27pm JeffHQ: Laotian Felicity?
	10:28pm JakeGould: “Laotian Felicity” comes on after “Zombie Magnum P.I.”
	10:28pm BillDolanBDC: It puts the Laotian on it or it gets the hose again.
	10:28pm Matt from Springfield: Gah! That's some sick chicken abortionist nun! (on an unrelated note, the Chicken Abortionist Nuns are opening for the Skirt Antics at the Poisssson Rougggge this Friday...)
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Wow, what a rapid generation of "Laotian" puns...I expect nothing less from you fine listeners.
	10:29pm JeffHQ: Evan Shapiro Has A Posse.
	10:30pm Matt from Springfield: Get chicks to hatch?! I can't even get to their tube tops! I'll be here allll week, folks..
	10:31pm herb.nyc: Chik-Fil-A has that egg dish!
	10:31pm JeffHQ: Beltway Batgirl pushes manchild out of path of Metro train.
	10:33pm Matt from Springfield: Yeowwcher! of a Mom! @Jeff: "Whoa, sweet! Is there some way to uprate you?! Hang on, I'm getting a text!"
	10:34pm BillDolanBDC: Fonzie loved Chic-fil-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: Indochinese refugees sponsored to locations in Minnesota -- this checks out.
	10:36pm JeffHQ: 3 storefronts not including Starbucks.
	10:36pm Ike: Laos is awesome.
	10:37pm JeffHQ: Cabin John Maul.
	10:38pm JakeGould: Are we at the point where it’s safe to say that I like Laotian food?
	10:38pm Matt from Springfield: I'd like to see Macao, but only if I'm seeing HK and Guangzhou as well. Lao = "louw" Laos = "louws"
	10:38pm bobdoesthings: madmonkeyhostels.com...
	10:39pm bobdoesthings: it puts the laotian on its skin
	10:39pm coelacanth: i want a hug.
	10:40pm Matt from Springfield: It's spicy! I like Thai but even once you get into NE Thailand, it gets very spicy. I do like the Laotian food they served at a Thai restaurant around here (whose owners are actually Lao). Just like Hunan and Sichuan cuisine being spicier and higher in the mountains. Something about the thinner air seems to evolve spicier recipes it seems.
	10:40pm coelacanth: ...i'll have a drink instead.
	10:40pm pillow_out: i can attest to that dave is a great hugger
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: The show's only half over!!! Is Jesse already pushing you out Dave?! @pillow: Wait, WHAT?!!?
	10:41pm bobdoesthings: PFT!!!! <3
	10:42pm JeffHQ: Singles 40-80.
	10:42pm pillow_out: i met dave and he hugged me @matt
	10:42pm JakeGould: Ages 8 to 80!
	10:43pm coelacanth: that's life in a nut house.
	10:43pm JeffHQ: Sororotity.
	10:43pm Matt from Springfield: @pillow: At a FMU event, Dave's show, somewhere else? Now we'll ALL insist on a hug when we meet Dave! ;)
	10:44pm pillow_out: in san francisco after his meet me in the bathroom show
	10:44pm durbeyfield: i relate. the hardest word to spell and deal with in the tight spot
	10:44pm bobdoesthings: diarrhea planet is a band I believe..
	10:44pm Alejandroool: I was drivin' in my Chevy and I felt somethin' heavy...
	10:45pm Matt from Springfield: Diarrhea. "the running" Yes, "the Diarrhea song". A "camp song", as performed on the Dave Chappelle Show (2003) and the movie Parenthood (1989).
	10:45pm durbeyfield: d. planet is a great band. dave might like them. very shred heavy.
	10:45pm pillow_out: diarrhea planet is a band
	10:45pm JeffHQ: Guess its time for a swim...
	10:46pm coelacanth: he's an actor.
	10:46pm bobdoesthings: yeh.. they're a band.. I just listened to 3 seconds of their music.. and That was enough.
	10:47pm JeffHQ: Go see Katie Holmes in the cinema.
	10:47pm bobdoesthings: @durbeyfield - really? not the thing I just clicked on..
	10:47pm Matt from Springfield: YEAH! "In it to win it!" "In for a penny, in for a pound!"
	10:47pm Sim: This show is careening so dangerously off the rails!
	10:48pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: So when I hide in the bushes outside her kitchen window, I should bring a video camera? Good idea..
	10:48pm JeffHQ: Last season of Orange took me months to survive ...zzzz
	10:49pm Marc15: Who remembers the HBO Series "Oz"?
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Sim: This show's BANANAS!
	10:49pm Matt from Springfield: @Marc: Never followed that show. But yes, I do remember it! ;)
	10:49pm coelacanth: ding-a-ling.
	10:49pm JeffHQ: Great. Here we go. Six million years of dick jokes.
	10:50pm Marc15: If Trump can say schlonged, you can say it on the radio
	10:50pm herb.nyc: Oy The Goddamn Dave Hill Shlong
	10:50pm bobdoesthings: didn't he boil himself in acid? how did they know Hitler had a tiny penis? medical records with peculiar notation on his package?
	10:50pm Matt from Springfield: Awwwww, BURN! Is Mike saying Danne's cookies rank lower than Hitler's micro-schlong?! Them's fightin' words, Danne!!!
	10:51pm Matt from Springfield: Does the KGB have silhouette records of Hitler's penis from his corpse?
	10:52pm JeffHQ: Trump Pumps now on sale.
	10:52pm Matt from Springfield: "Gobbels" turkey sandwich Chicken "Pol Pot"
	10:53pm Matt from Springfield: KGB + dick jokes, this is becoming a script for an "Archer" episode!
	10:54pm Dennis D: club soda has salt
	10:54pm JakeGould: All you ever wanted to know about seltzer, club soda and mineral water. www.huffingtonpost.com...
	10:54pm coelacanth: technically the same, but some people think club soda has sodium and seltzer doesn't.
	10:55pm bobdoesthings: @dennisd- sometimes seltzer has low amounts of sodium as well..
	10:55pm Alejandroool: and tonic has quinine, isn't seltzer just carbonated?
	10:56pm Matt from Springfield: Seltzer should just be carbonated water. Tonic has quinine, and club soda has something else.
	10:56pm JeffHQ: Rabbinicalized plutonium.
	10:56pm bobdoesthings: @davehill - from JakeGould's linked article "Seltzer water and club soda are very similar, but there is a notable difference between the two. Unlike seltzer, mineral-like ingredients are added to club soda to enhance the flavor. If you look on the list of ingredients, you'll likely see potassium bicarbonate and potassium sulfate listed. Regardless, you could still swap one for the other without really being able to pick up on a difference of taste"
	10:58pm coelacanth: ( i will not click on a huffington post link. it'll make my computer freeze.)
	10:58pm Matt from Springfield: "This is a call from prison.." "Thank GOD" :D Unfortunately just YngDave, in his Mom's prison, playin' guitar and sneakin' joints in her windowless downstairs bathroom.
	10:58pm JeffHQ: Bensonhurst Village Deli Falls on the River.
	10:58pm JakeGould: Joyva Jelly Rings! Raspberry! I love them! www.economycandy.com...
	10:58pm coelacanth: sound's like randy's back.
	10:59pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Atomic weight of 94, but for you - 89.95!
	10:59pm coelacanth: push mike off the boat.
	10:59pm Ben Dover, MD: This vanity fair clown is insulting YngDave!!!! Get him!!!!!
	11:00pm JeffHQ: I live at least 5 exits away.
	11:00pm pillow_out: yeah i'm not really into mike sacks. i liked him the first time he was on
	11:00pm ParmesanChrist: Vanity fair guy is a dweebis
	11:02pm Matt from Springfield: Station ID! On time! Echo! :)
	11:02pm Rickwaukee: YngDave just hanging there.
	11:03pm Matt from Springfield: Echo Gas, on WFMU.
	11:03pm bobdoesthings: more reverb!
	11:03pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Waiting til Memorial Day sales.
	11:04pm Rickwaukee: Felt like I was next to the most obnoxious couple at Applebee's
	11:04pm Dennis D: that gas thing was lame
	11:04pm Ben Dover, MD: I've had enough... I'm out ... Goodnight all
	11:04pm Power Papi: yogurt gives me stomach cramps.
	11:04pm coelacanth: Dave!! take the wheel!!
	11:04pm JeffHQ: Like Oscar the Slouch!
	11:05pm pillow_out: yeah i'm done for the night i never thought i would say that
	11:05pm JakeGould: “Let’s Make America Wait Again”
	11:05pm Marc15: The difference between seltzer and club soda: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/seltzer-vs-club-soda_n_1434891.html
	11:06pm Danne D: Hope we hear from Jimmy tonight :)
	11:06pm JeffHQ: Someone put some nose candy in @pillow's Triscuits.
	11:06pm JeffHQ: The Greaseman.
	11:07pm Matt from Springfield: DC 101! That was good at some point. Haven't listened in years, but I can vouch for their one-time good taste.
	11:07pm bobdoesthings: this is my go-to yngwie video : www.youtube.com...
	11:11pm b: I fell asleep listening to this and I dreamt Dave and I were in love
	11:12pm JeffHQ: Yiddish in a Vienna Catskills accent.
	11:12pm Matt from Springfield: Was machte, Yid?? That's probable, regular Deutsch is "What does it, Jew?"
	11:13pm Matt from Springfield: "This Night I Dreamed That Dave Hill Loved Me"
	11:13pm JakeGould: Vus machs da, Yid?
	11:15pm JeffHQ: Dave Hilltop Circle.
	11:16pm bobdoesthings: @jake - you feeding yngdave lines?
	11:16pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: Bullseye! Would make sense. "Bist echte Yid", Mike's first guess would be (You are) a real Jew. Remember Mel Brooks' "Yiddish Indian" in Blazin' Saddles? There were still plenty of Yiddish speaking immigrants in America he could have gotten those lines from, but bonus points++ to him if Mel came up with those without any help! :)
	11:16pm Matt from Springfield: JIM-MY! :D
	11:18pm JeffHQ: Vomits egg yolks in the waffles.
	11:18pm MadameLuke: Jimmy! TCB!
	11:19pm pillow_out: i'm still listening ....get to the fucking doctor Jimmy!!!!!
	11:19pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield @bobdoesthings: I grew up with that stuff all around me. Yiddish phrases mixed with Polish phrases and even some Spanish (!!!) mixed in thanks to my mom working in a factory. I could probably have some serious reminiscing with YngDave. And I’m not that old! Just a byproduct of the odd world I was raised in.
	11:19pm DaveHill: Stay, pillow_out!
	11:20pm JeffHQ: Herniaunknown by Moundgarden.
	11:20pm coelacanth: Jimmy do inverted sit-ups/crunches, take blackstrap molasses in warm water with fresh lemon. get enough sleep.
	11:20pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: Two-way on Air conference w/ YngDave on the Yiddish past--I vote YES!
	11:21pm JakeGould: “Swallow tongue” means self-suffocation due to spasms, right?
	11:21pm Danne D: God Bless Jimmy
	11:21pm coelacanth: ....and keep it "pushed back" ALL the time.
	11:21pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield: He lives in Bensonhurst and I live in Bay Ridge. We’re technically one short train/bus/cab/bike ride away.
	11:22pm pillow_out: @jake you guys need to hang out with each other
	11:22pm JeffHQ: Sriricha of the liver.
	11:23pm bobdoesthings: @jeffhq - thats a spicy tasty liver
	11:23pm Matt from Springfield: 36 Heinekens = pisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss I took to harder, more concentrated liquor sooner after turning 21--too much beer goes right through me, esp. when it's cold out.
	11:24pm JakeGould: @pillow_out: Yup. At L&B Spumoni Gardens.
	11:24pm Matt from Springfield: "The Way You Look Tonight"! Classic.
	11:24pm JakeGould: Does Jimmy have a hernia? He was that guy?
	11:24pm bobdoesthings: I try to stop drinking... untill mondays at 9pm
	11:24pm pillow_out: i want to go there. i'll meet you there
	11:24pm coelacanth: you can do the gas jokes. i'm leaving anyway.
	11:24pm JeffHQ: Bring it, Kulap!
	11:25pm Matt from Springfield: Spumoni! Perfect! Form a GDDHS Listener Party and call in some time, even! Sadly yes, Jimmy's the one with the nasty hernia who should REALLY see a doctor.
	11:26pm JakeGould: @MattfromSpringfield: Psych! Their name doesn’t tell the whole picture… They sell amazing square slices of pizza. Best!
	11:26pm pillow_out: i need to go to the store i have no food in the house, but i'm committed i'm staying til the end
	11:26pm coelacanth: i'm going for a walk -to the pub. Thanks Dave and Thanks Jimmy and Yngdave ciao peeps.
	11:26pm JeffHQ: Breathe, Mike!
	11:26pm cosmic matrix: yaaay mike saks
	11:27pm Ken From Hyde Park: Today is 36 years since the Miracle on Ice. youtu.be... USA! USA!
	11:27pm pillow_out: i wish i lived in nyc I would go there every day
	11:28pm bobdoesthings: well ... amstel lights?! of course you can drink all day. amstel is like 3.5%
	11:29pm Matt from Springfield: Pizza & spumoni, makes better sense than just spumoni I guess! And square slices--strongly suggests a Sicilian style.
	11:29pm JeffHQ: Facebook wallpost: "Sorry I can't make your awesome unveiling. I have to restock the spice cabinet, then unclog the show drain. Kill it!!!"
	11:30pm JakeGould: @bobdoesthings: Spotted this guy who likes Rolling Rocks on the subway on Super Bowl Sunday. www.instagram.com...
	11:30pm Matt from Springfield: @Ken HP: We're on our way back, baby!!! \m/
	11:30pm bobdoesthings: LOVE!
	11:31pm Matt from Springfield: Awesome song! Hot sound! The Records were 70s, right?
	11:31pm bobdoesthings: @jake - how could ya miss him?! haha
	11:31pm Matt from Springfield: "The Records are an English power pop band formed in 1978. They are best remembered for the hit single and cult favourite "Starry Eyes"." :D
	11:32pm Erma Gherd: good night all!
	11:32pm pillow_out: oh man @jake i saw a someone on the subway like that but he had a 40
	11:32pm JakeGould: @DaveHill: Geezer Butler is taking a stand against cat declawing. www.rollingstone.com...
	11:32pm pillow_out: and it was spilling all over the place
	11:32pm Sim: Starry Eyes... This brings back memories.
	11:33pm JakeGould: @pillow_out: This guy’s hairy ass was spilling all over the place.
	11:33pm pillow_out: i've never heard the records this is great!
	11:34pm Matt from Springfield: Mercyful Fate, par excellence.
	11:34pm Matt from Springfield: I just saw you Erma! Holadios, have a good night!
	11:34pm pillow_out: night erma
	11:35pm JakeGould: Good night, Erma!
	11:35pm Bklyn kid: yea!
	11:36pm DaveHill: The Records rule, pillow_out!
	11:37pm pillow_out: yeah i'll have to check them out now
	11:37pm JeffHQ: Mercyful Mate.com
	11:39pm Matt from Springfield: "Who's doing that?" - easy, Andy Breckman on 7SD.
	11:39pm JeffHQ: Now is the time on Sprockets when we discuss cold cases.
	11:39pm Matt from Springfield: Oh God no, Crime Blotter!! I'm feeling queasy already!
	11:40pm Matt from Springfield: @Jeff: Add some flair, like "Now is za time on Shprockets when we DISCUSS cold cases!!"
	11:41pm Matt from Springfield: I know you're upset, but dammit LEAVE THE MORTGAGE INSPECTOR OUT OF THIS!!
	11:41pm JeffHQ: Couldnt keep the house. Had to move into the mailbox.
	11:43pm JeffHQ: Judge WHAP-ner
	11:44pm pillow_out: this is from the crime blotter in my town: " A woman from Nile Street reported a person had been receiving $5,000 a month in her name; the suspect is magical or something and that is how she heard her admit the crime with no one else around."
	11:45pm Matt from Springfield: The Wild Case WESTERN Reserve, out there!
	11:45pm JeffHQ: Dont get me charted.
	11:46pm JeffHQ: New Danny McBride vehicle.
	11:48pm Matt from Springfield: Is there some kind of warranty you can use, for a cracked crack pipe??
	11:49pm JeffHQ: MacGuyVroom.
	11:50pm JeffHQ: Drove right to clown college.
	11:52pm Matt from Springfield: Oh yeah, Cobra Verde! They've played on WFMU before, with Dave H!
	11:52pm JeffHQ: Almost went a week without hearing that name.
	11:53pm Dennis D: Crack sucks
	11:54pm ?: Crack is like inhaling a melted plastic bag.. If you like fast food you might like the taste... Crack is NOT so good jeesh
	11:54pm JeffHQ: Heroine saves the day.
	11:56pm JeffHQ: Now a Qdoba, cant Putt the Putt.
	11:56pm bobdoesthings: didnt the dictionary take away the definition of "heroine" being a femal hero.. and it's just "hero" for male/female purposes? feel like i heard that somewhere
	11:56pm jt: Melted plastic bag, exactly....I only tried it once because Nancy Reagan said not to try it.. might have been the only thing she was right about..
	11:56pm Matt from Springfield: And the SUN! And HUMIDITY! And the GNATS! No golf--WINGS for me!
	11:56pm Matt from Springfield: @bob: Not beyond the realm of possibility.
	11:57pm JeffHQ: Long live BA Baracus.
	11:58pm Danne D: Thanks for a great show everyone! :) Until next time!
	11:58pm Matt from Springfield: Now Jesse's in, and time to head on out... Thanks Dave and Mike and Kulap and Danne and all those callers/commenters/everyone who makes this show fun! Have a good night, everyone!
	11:58pm bobdoesthings: maybe just start with a warm blanket... baby steps
	11:59pm pillow_out: goodnight i'm about pass out. good show!
	11:59pm MadameLuke: Goodnight all OXOXOXOXO
	11:59pm Matt from Springfield: Stay sleep!
	12:00am bobdoesthings: great show dave & all
	12:00am Dennis D: night folks
	12:00am DaveHill: Thanks for listening, everybody! I really appreciate it!
	12:01am bobdoesthings: golf capris is what i call them
	12:02am Matt from Springfield: We appreciate your show! Always a pleasure! :D
	12:05am bobdoesthings: GOODNIGHT

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from February 22, 2016

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