WFMU: The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from August 22, 2016

Listener comments!
	9:02pm DaveHill: Hello!
	9:02pm JakeGould: YngDave! Firsties!
	9:02pm bobdoesthings: hi
	9:02pm Supermeowy: GREETINGS HILL PEOPLE!!
	9:02pm P-90: Well, is it YNGDay One ?
	9:02pm JakeGould: Secondsies… :/
	9:02pm Ms. Sim: omg, I even registered this week so I don't have to do math!
	9:02pm Dennis D: Yo
	9:03pm Danne D: Hi everyone!
	9:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: Missed it by that much, Jake! >\|\|<
	9:03pm LightninBluEyes: Hullo everyone!
	9:03pm Danne D: YngDay!!!!
	9:03pm Debbie: Good evening, Dave and Hill Peeps
	9:03pm Ms. Sim: Ok, so we've got paparazzi ready to post pics of YngDave, right?
	9:03pm moreguinness: happy yngday!!!
	9:04pm StephenRadford: Greetings earthlings!
	9:04pm Ms. Sim: SO EXCITED!!!!!!! flappy hand gestures
	9:04pm Danne D: YngDave is allergic to photography I believe. So I shant.
	9:04pm goodgollymissmollie: Hello everyone !!
	9:04pm bobdoesthings: can we get some confirmation that YngDave is legit going to be live?
	9:04pm JakeGould: @DanneD: But YngDave is in the studio, right?
	9:04pm Ms. Sim: I said Paparazzi, not Danne. Paps have no scruples, they'll just dive in there and snap that shiz.
	9:05pm DaveHill: No YngDave photographs! It steals his soul!
	9:05pm P-90: If this show actually surpasses last week's, I'm going to require medical care
	9:05pm Supermeowy: I plan to call and discuss kale with Yngdave and his stance on cats.
	9:05pm DaveHill: Call in for confirmation, Bob!
	9:05pm Rickwaukee: never noticed before how much Telly Savalas sounds like Joe E. Ross
	9:05pm Ms. Sim: BAH! What am I paying you for!?
	9:05pm chad from oregon: Is YngMom there too? Please say yes.
	9:06pm JakeGould: if YngDave is actually in the studio, Dave has clearly taken the next positive step to being the new Joe Franklin of the airwaves.
	9:06pm JeffHQ: It's been 5 mins and no ones named that hidden non-Angel Witch tune before? Hello What The Yng-ers!!!
	9:06pm Supermeowy: can Yngdave back announce this catchy tune?
	9:06pm Ms. Sim: Oh my god, if YngMom did an in-studio I'd fund WFMU for a year.
	9:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: Quick...send in one of those courtroom sketching people.
	9:07pm Ms. Sim: Yes! Ken, BRILLIANT!
	9:07pm bobdoesthings: NEXT QUESTION - are there axes in studio in which to shred and melt faces?!
	9:07pm P-90: @Danne: but you are confirming YngDave's presence in the studio? Is his person nurse or caregiver there too?
	9:07pm brycepunk: I love Mondays just for the Dave Hill Show.
	9:08pm James: evenin all!
	9:08pm moreguinness: dammit I would have totally done a courtroom sketch
	9:08pm StephenRadford: Ken! Great idea. I have a magma doodle right here...
	9:08pm chad from oregon: I wonder if YngMom is staying up to listen to YngDave on the radio tonight.
	9:08pm P-90: *PersonAL nurse...
	9:09pm BenDoverMD: I'm squirmYNG with delight! Hyuh Daves Hill & Yng
	9:09pm StephenRadford: Magna... Magma... Yngna...
	9:09pm Slick Goldtooth: This will go down in radio history events next to Orson Welles freaking out the squares
	9:09pm P-90: YngCurtis! The Best!
	9:10pm Ken From Hyde Park: The courtroom sketch artist could also make illustrations for the crime blotter portion of the program.
	9:11pm James: the anticipation in the building is palpable, folks!
	9:11pm Ms. Sim: wtf, am I in the past or is Ben in the future?
	9:11pm chad from oregon: I feel like I should be wearing a nicer shirt for this.
	9:12pm JakeGould: It’s a lovely cool night for an YngDave interview.
	9:12pm goodgollymissmollie: Magma Doodle is the most metal sketch tool!
	9:13pm Kate: I can confirm that Canadians are more jazzed for this YngDave appearance than we were for the final Tragically Hip concert last weekend. No one would shut up about it! And this is bigger!
	9:13pm JeffHQ: Dave, Hollywood is on line 2. Tell them you'll return the call.
	9:13pm LORD FREAKINGTON: i hope the delicate dave /ingdave chemistry works live-- im vaguely concerned
	9:14pm Ms. Sim: This is such a monumental night, I'm definitely not going to get drunk and sloppy.
	9:15pm Danne D: Hi Miss Mollie! :)
	9:16pm cash: Yng! Yng! Yng! Yng! Yng! Yng!
	9:16pm chad from oregon: One way or another, I predict that the studio tonight will turn into it's own Erotic Short Story or Crime Blotter. Probably both, really.
	9:16pm Slick Goldtooth: I forget who called in/commented about it, but I kinda agree with whoever said they felt Yngdave looks like Christopher Lloyd in Taxi.
	9:17pm StephenRadford: Volcanic etcha-sketch! Totally metal!
	9:17pm Danne D: wait how can anyone call if YngDave is there - YngDave always calls first! I suppose he could pull a Bill Dolan...
	9:17pm goodgollymissmollie: Hi Danne!
	9:17pm JeffHQ: What about the mystery song at the intro?
	9:17pm LORD FREAKINGTON: oh crap danyyd d is right!!!
	9:18pm Danne D: I hope we get a Miss Mollie call :)
	9:19pm P-90: That Zagnut incident was a REAL close call...
	9:19pm Ms. Sim: Real talk: When I get up to pee at 3AM Angel Witch is the default in-brain micturition soundtrack, and then that sets the earworm for the morning when I wake up. I've basically been living in an Angel Witch soundtrack for the last month.
	9:19pm Danne D: YNGDAVE!!!!
	9:20pm BenDoverMD: Melissa rules!
	9:20pm Mido: sup yall stoked for this
	9:20pm goodgollymissmollie: Thank you Melissa
	9:20pm chad from oregon: Ok, I found a nice shirt, but all of my pants are too tight tonight.
	9:21pm Ken From Hyde Park: <blush>
	9:21pm Elvis: Sup peeps
	9:21pm BillDolanBDC: Never been this NUDE at WFMU
	9:21pm moreguinness: yay Melissa
	9:21pm Ms. Sim: Chad - say no more!
	9:22pm BillDolanBDC: Thank you Melissa. Thank you Bensonhurst.
	9:22pm Jeezy: This is indeed exciting.
	9:22pm P-90: Oh, he's "on his way". Still no confirmation. We have words for these things in Science, and the word "results" is not yet appropriate...
	9:22pm ?: is the drum sample from ur background music the drum sample from katz theme from courage cowardly dog
	9:22pm StephenRadford: Oblivious of time zones. We're all in the same primordial ooze tonight.
	9:23pm BenDoverMD: Can you confirm or deny a JC police department escort?
	9:23pm Supermeowy: i'm hoping that Dave & Yngdave break the genetic code tonight.
	9:24pm Paul D: I LOVE THIS SHOW
	9:24pm P-90: It's not YngDay until Himself actually makes his entrance
	9:25pm StephenRadford: Evolution will gain a genetic sequence by the end of this.
	9:25pm Dennis D: 22 years for Doc? Dang
	9:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: If YngDave were to call via cellphone on his trip over, that would be neat.
	9:26pm Ms. Sim: If YngDave is a no-show... HOO BOY, I can't even with the anger. Oh man, that would be a heap of BS, let me tell you. Man-oh-man. Don't get me started.
	9:26pm StephenRadford: I'm no scientist... If so ran out or Oreo Dairy Milk several hours before the show.
	9:26pm P-90: Otisville! My aunt is in Otisville!
	9:27pm Ĩkє: Don't forget the Game of Thrones TV writer Dave Hill.
	9:27pm chad from oregon: Would YngDave require a landline though to check in though?
	9:27pm P-90: Lots of bands had a Skinhead phase. It was a thing.
	9:28pm Danne D: I bet YngDave is scourint the road for a payphone as we speak :)
	9:28pm thermoanaero: it sounded as if that caller thought that slade was a fictional band?
	9:28pm StephenRadford: Dave's pronunciations of British cities and Burroughs is impressive.
	9:29pm P-90: And don't forget the Phoenix Arizona Board Certified Urologist Dave Hill
	9:29pm Trey: OMG I love this show. Dave Hill kills. Always funny.
	9:29pm JakeGould: No Jay Kay?
	9:30pm yngbobdoesthings: omg no jk?!
	9:30pm Supermeowy: welcome new sexy singles to the chat room. the rules are simple: stay hydrated & stay street & eat Oreos.
	9:30pm Dennis D: Spit out Zak
	9:30pm JeffHQ: Waiting for the health ailment on this call.
	9:30pm JakeGould: You can call me Ray… You can call me Ray Jay… You can call me Ray Jay Kay… But… Blagh!!!!
	9:31pm Ken From Hyde Park: I looked up CC's show earlier. There are some SoundCloud links posted there. www.riverwestradio.com...
	9:31pm YngMeowy: good idea YngBobDoesThings!!
	9:31pm BillDolanBDC: American Standard played the Electric Banana. Truth.
	9:32pm Dennis D: next caller
	9:32pm herb.nyc: Target had 20 oz Oreos on sale last wk, 3/$10. Oh to have Dave here, w Danne D (ok, James) and YngDave and Mary Radzinski, to share w me.
	9:32pm moreguinness: I'm from Troy it's very accurately depicted
	9:33pm Rickwaukee: 2 sighs youre out
	9:33pm StephenRadford: If this was on sand storm hit towns of Saudi Arabia i'd nail this quiz.
	9:33pm Ms. Sim: The exasperated Pennsylvanian.
	9:34pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Danne are you on phones tonight?
	9:34pm JeffHQ: How many devices is too many for one electrical power strip? 17?
	9:34pm Dennis D: this guy is not a good caller
	9:35pm James: I'm on the phones aaron
	9:35pm YngMeowy: Danne is still on house arrest for crimes against kale.
	9:36pm Ms. Sim: Oh my god, YngDave is like a caveman in a spaceship. I'm dying.
	9:36pm YngChadFromOregon: Tonight is exciting. YngDave is not only coming to the studio, but he's using a cell phone. It's a night of firsts!
	9:36pm Debbie: Take a left and you'll be there.
	9:37pm James: actually meowy, he's goin on day 3 of an oreo bender
	9:37pm LORD FREAKINGTON: uh oh it sounds like thier lost!
	9:37pm JeffHQ: I think "Aaron" is the voice on Yng-lissa's GPS.
	9:37pm James: its bad
	9:37pm BenDoverMD: Imagine YngDave's voice on a GPS?!
	9:37pm Aaron in Minneapolis: James I use text to speech so if you get a call that sounds like a robot, ITS ME AND NOT A PRANK
	9:37pm James: ok aaron, cool
	9:37pm StephenRadford: Caveman in spaceship. Illustrators... I'd like to see that rendered!
	9:38pm Ms. Sim: Yes, Aaron is legit! And funny to boot. :)
	9:38pm ?: @bendover I would pay for that!
	9:38pm herb.nyc: Tell these two to go to Ave. E.
	9:38pm MadameLuke: I sense a theme tonight. It has to do with boys calling in with nothing to say.
	9:39pm Danne D: Aaron is a good dude, James
	9:39pm BillDolanBDC: "Long time listener".
	9:39pm James: i apologize for the suspect callers tonight so far. This is what happens when YngDave doesn't bless the phones with the first call.
	9:39pm LORD FREAKINGTON: uh oh it sounds like yng dave is lost
	9:39pm BillDolanBDC: "Why?"
	9:40pm Rickwaukee: was that Kristin Wiig of the 2 assholes?
	9:40pm Danne D: see! see! it's not just when I screen!
	9:40pm JeffHQ: What it takes to be a good caller is an internal dialogue that matches a 1970s subway conductor.
	9:41pm BenDoverMD: what IS the theme of this show? Love you long time listener.
	9:41pm James: thats the magic of this show. watching dave weave gold out of the swill
	9:42pm amy: @james ha ha ha
	9:43pm YngMeowy: i'm considering calling in to talk about nothing. my dad was a trucker, does that count?
	9:43pm Danne D: I guess he couldn't be that lonesome if he had a son.
	9:44pm amy: @supermeowy Yes, that counts. Call now!
	9:44pm BenDoverMD: You also forgot the umlaüt in Blue Öyster Cult in the book...but it was still great!
	9:44pm BillDolanBDC: MAYONAISE topic was my fault.
	9:45pm JeffHQ: Spotlight 2: The Mayo Of
	9:45pm BillDolanBDC: I love this woman and her love of Hellmans.
	9:45pm JakeGould: YngDave has more depth than these Mayo loving callers.
	9:46pm puddin: Macaroni and cheese and broccoli is number 69 on a Chinese food menu
	9:47pm JeffHQ: Pls donate your lightly-uses goatheads.
	9:47pm amy: "Satany stuff"
	9:48pm JakeGould: Satanish.
	9:48pm Danne D: TARKUS?!? LOL THEY NAMED THE GUY TARKUS?!?
	9:48pm StephenRadford: My old apartment was number 69... I got buzzed anonymously to the sound of laughter on a nightly basis... Damn drunk student walk bys.
	9:49pm JeffHQ: Parents should check their spawn's head for demons w a fine toothed Fork.
	9:49pm JakeGould: @DanneD: Those satanists love Emerson, Lake and Palmer.
	9:49pm yngbobdoesthings: zing!
	9:49pm Danne D: Link to the story with an awesome photo https://cruxnow.com/church-in-the-usa/2016/08/12/group-wants-school-satan-club-elementary-school/
	9:50pm JimmyfromKearny: Happy YngDay Everyone! I have no minutes on my Tracphone, but I'm stealing WiFi on my dead Android and I can hear the radio in my room at the same time...# Grateful...
	9:50pm Ms. Sim: Any time I hear comedians talking about Bingo I immediately assume they're talking about Stanhope's girlfriend.
	9:50pm Ms. Sim: "no, ACTUAL Bingo!"
	9:50pm StephenRadford: ...food without a side of questions. I bet they still have FAQ.
	9:50pm Dennis D: pretty fancy Jimmy
	9:51pm BenDoverMD: where the Kruk is YngDave?!?
	9:51pm spacecowboy: yeah rainy day sure, lol
	9:52pm Aaron in Minneapolis: IM ON HOLD GET READY PEOPLE
	9:52pm StephenRadford: Welcome Jimmy! Will miss your "sing-along-cut"
	9:52pm Rickwaukee: scam recognize scam
	9:52pm JimmyfromKearny: Yes, Den! How are you feeling?
	9:52pm Danne D: Jimmy!!!
	9:52pm BillDolanBDC: Please do NOT EVER say you will NEVER be a Satanist
	9:53pm BillDolanBDC: I'm going Clear (Pepsi).
	9:53pm spacecowboy: yes scientoligist have shitkicking party mix
	9:53pm Dennis D: I lost 30 pounds in a month, things aren't good! :)
	9:53pm JimmyfromKearny: Thank you Stephen, you're too kind...
	9:53pm spacecowboy: we need an investigation into the scientology snack scene
	9:53pm P-90: Antin LaVey is SO misunderstood
	9:53pm devlawn202: Milk of Magnesia
	9:53pm Dennis D: I needed to lose weight but thats kinda fast
	9:54pm Danne D: No that's Crystal Cathedral Pepsi, Bill
	9:54pm Rickwaukee: RECORD SCRATCH - come ON Dave!
	9:54pm JeffHQ: National Enquirer: 7-11 Discovered As Scientology Front
	9:54pm BillDolanBDC: Sorry. Danne corrected me. Was thinking of of Clear Snapple Roof Beer.
	9:54pm spacecowboy: a little gift
	9:54pm YngMeowy: this will be a tough call to follow! satanism, Scientology and friends with benefits.
	9:55pm JimmyfromKearny: Hey Danne Boy! Brilliant on the YngDay dubbing Sir!
	9:55pm LightninBluEyes: Omg, why are people so stupid?? I mean that in the kindest way possible.
	9:55pm JakeGould: @DennisD: Well, it’s a good sign but just take it easy.
	9:55pm spacecowboy: self hatred rules!
	9:55pm P-90: How come I never get apartment # 69?
	9:55pm Danne D: not accepting any Roofie Beers from Bill Dolan...
	9:55pm moreguinness: satanic yoga
	9:55pm JakeGould: Friends with benefits? Like 401Ks and medical/dental?
	9:56pm Dennis D: going to get my hip x rayed and if necessary an mri as I can still barely walk.
	9:56pm goodgollymissmollie: Dude dental benefits sign me up
	9:56pm JimmyfromKearny: Oh, I'm sorry to hear Den, hope you feel better soon, Man...
	9:56pm cash: U see wht happens when a sum of $ cant be crowdsourced??!! A person who picks him up way too late, gets goddamned lost getting there..i wldve had us both thr pre-show! Amateurs.
	9:56pm spacecowboy: uh oh.........
	9:57pm Ms. Sim: Whoa, sudden romance escalation.
	9:57pm Dennis D: @jakegould I just wasn't eating I guess
	9:57pm P-90: Q: "How about alcoholism? A: "Oh, I tried that too..
	9:57pm Dennis D: thanks Jimmy, how you been?
	9:57pm StephenRadford: Married to the Knight hoodie!
	9:58pm JeffHQ: Immodium always helps my "displaced aggression".
	9:58pm JakeGould: @DennisD: Sometimes if you drop a trigger, the rest of the food pile goes. Anyway, be cool.
	9:58pm puddin: Knight in white satin
	9:58pm P-90: Nowadays every wannabe hipster claims to be "married to the night,". Ho hum.
	9:58pm BenDoverMD: Mellie=swellie!
	9:59pm ScottC: Play Misty for her...
	9:59pm spacecowboy: what a horrible thing - wanna be hipster
	9:59pm James: Larry from Newark, call back if you are on the board, your call was dropped by accident
	9:59pm JakeGould: Also if you have like a pile of gunk backed up in your guts, sometimes a lifestyle change makes your body go, “Ehhh… Might as well shed this junk…”
	10:00pm Dennis D: maybe I shouldn't have stopped smoking pot
	10:01pm Danne D: My bad, James
	10:01pm P-90: The Scarlet Mooseknuckle: wasn't he in the Golden Age "Canadian Legion of Doom" in DC comics?
	10:01pm YngMeowy: Dave is not gonna get to music, methinks.
	10:01pm Ms. Sim: omg this poor man. Casual shade Dave is the deadliest Dave.
	10:02pm JeffHQ: (dabbling w "trepanning"-drilling hole into skull for high)
	10:02pm Ĩkє: So you're having lots of sex with the night, Dave? Does that mean the stars and the inky blackness of the cosmos get all up in your business?
	10:02pm Ms. Sim: AARON!
	10:02pm JimmyfromKearny: Several women inquired about friends with benefits with me, but none were happy with the size of the benefits package...it was easier when I could pay for it...
	10:02pm Rickwaukee: gonna blow right through these
	10:02pm BillDolanBDC: In the Fleshlight.
	10:03pm YngMeowy: I've had to follow Aaron on the calls before. it's an impossibly high standard to meet.
	10:03pm Danne D: Dayum Aaron throwing bombs
	10:03pm Dennis D: robot sarcasm
	10:03pm matt: That tom guy sucks
	10:03pm Ms. Sim: LOL
	10:03pm Will W: Im gonna have to ask for a photo of Yngdave. he's like some sort of modern day anachronism. its like if Otzi the iceman was alive.
	10:04pm JimmyfromKearny: Please ask Aaron to quote dialogue from "Goodfellas"
	10:04pm Dennis D: robots with attitude
	10:04pm P-90: Lou Reed was telling his 6th grade teacher that he was "married to the night" when he was 11 years old fer Chrissake
	10:04pm BillDolanBDC: Benefits of an angel....
	10:04pm amy: People seem on edge tonight
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: YngDave, Pride of my Heart! Lookin' forward to him! Hi Dave and Aaron and Hillmeisters!
	10:04pm Danne D: MEOWY!
	10:04pm Ms. Sim: SUPERMEOWY! Wooooo!
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: Oh, and how could I forget SuperYngMeowy!
	10:05pm spacecowboy: maaaan i could use a sweet jam
	10:05pm P-90: Best funny/unfunny sarcastic robot voice in the biz
	10:05pm JakeGould: In other news it’s not humid and 72 in NYC right now! WOOOO!!!
	10:05pm StephenRadford: Super-Yng-meowy!
	10:05pm JeffHQ: Meow-mania!
	10:05pm spacecowboy: maaan have i had it with lou reeed
	10:05pm JimmyfromKearny: Ha! I wish I could like all these comments...
	10:05pm JeffHQ: Keep on truckin', Aaron.
	10:06pm Danne D: The YngDave ailmet drinking game will add a new ailment to all of the listener: cirrhosis
	10:06pm spacecowboy: aaron told his 6th grade teacher he had to webstream a tv series and had to go .. so screw lou reed
	10:06pm P-90: "The Ailment Olympics(!)" NOW we're finally getting somewhere
	10:07pm Ms. Sim: Ok, we're an hour in and no YngDave or Mary Radzinski, I have to admit I'm getting a wee bit drunk.
	10:07pm JeffHQ: Lulu-lemon Transforms
	10:08pm Dennis D: Danne D I got cirrhosis covered already
	10:08pm Aaron in Minneapolis: SIM U HAVE ME
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: Dave is the "Filler Killer" of B-horror movie fame!
	10:08pm BenDoverMD: 67 minutes in & no YngDave...
	10:09pm lord freakington: a classic yngdave move - get lost and show up at 12:10
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: The "Ailmentalympics", 1979 cartoon!
	10:09pm YngMeowy: that was a fun call til I enraged Dave :-)
	10:10pm StephenRadford: Wow! Leave us on a cliffhanger of suspenders!
	10:10pm JeffHQ: It's Jack White. Needs some vinyl for his Nashville soylent farm to table joint.
	10:10pm JimmyfromKearny: Okay Den D, sorry I missed your question...
	10:10pm Ms. Sim: Aaron! Give me your liver! ;P
	10:10pm Matt from Springfield: You en-RAGED him!! ;)
	10:10pm herb.nyc: I saw a Jam "sound effects" tee in window of prince St store. I was afraid to look at the price.
	10:10pm StephenRadford: Supermeowy: to enrage him is to love him. ;-)
	10:11pm Aaron in Minneapolis: LIVER? I HARDLY KNOW HER
	10:11pm Dennis D: Glad you are feeling better Jimmy!
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: @JeffHQ: It's the truth!! What do you think happened to Porter Wagoner?!? You're next, Loretta!! :O
	10:11pm JakeGould: @herb.nyc: I bet it was $375 or something.
	10:11pm lord freakington: i have to brush my teeth
	10:11pm YngMeowy: The countermeasure against cirrhosis is eating more kale. also, there is a photo of Yngdave on Twitter!
	10:11pm Scarlet Mooseknuckle: That was a little scary being on the air, I was going to mention that I ended my three year relationship with a cactus. I met a sweet aloe plant but she is a rebound, she was just what I needed after being in a long term relationship with a cactus. I'll miss Olivia, but it's for the best.
	10:12pm Matt from Springfield: Jake! Are you prepared to engage in "Deep Brooklyn" chat with YngDave?!
	10:12pm DaveHill: You were great, Scarlet Mooseknuckle! I gotta play some God Bullies. Amphetamine Reptile, right?
	10:12pm P-90: My private suspicion is that YngDave's tardiness was planned, to build suspense and contribute to the dramatic tension and general air of excitement. @Dave Hill is too much of a showman to just open the show at 9 PM and say: "Well, here's YngDave. Howya doin', YngDave?"
	10:12pm JakeGould: I don’t know yet.
	10:13pm StephenRadford: I say "I'm enraged" every-now-and-then to my wife when I'm amused by oversight. She laughs. I laugh. Funky music starts to play...
	10:14pm YngMeowy: i need to crowdfund getting a live GDDH in a city near me! Or getting a tour to happen. the kickoff locale would be YngDave's living room.
	10:14pm Ms. Sim: I saw Melissa's Tweet! That ain't YngDave. Pretty sure that guy's in Motorhead.
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: You know we're always supportive of you doing such a thing :) @P-90: Like the fireworks. Don't give it to the people right away, make 'em wait. Wait till it gets dark and they start checking their watches. Make 'em ask "Where's the fireworks??", that's when you unleash them!
	10:15pm Matt from Springfield: Hey, it's Helen Lovejoy's husband!
	10:15pm JeffHQ: (clothespinning individual velcro strips to head to approximate dreads)
	10:16pm lord freakington: i dont like this
	10:16pm Matt from Springfield: Also: I like how the "Lovejoy" name is translated as "Alegria" in Spanish Simpsons dubs.
	10:16pm JimmyfromKearny: Thanks Den D...:)
	10:16pm Phillygrrl: Finally, I can get this station on my phone Let's see what this Dave guy's got. Mary R. So happy finally hear you....at some point I hope
	10:16pm lord freakington: fave yng dave comment on way to show- " that voice over instruction lady is a pain in the ass"
	10:19pm Matt from Springfield: SUNSHINE POP WOOOOO!!!
	10:19pm Slick Goldtooth: @MattfromSpringfield I've been told by friends Cletus in the Spanish dub is given a stereotypical rural Bolivian accent.
	10:19pm Dennis D: i bet yngdave says pain in the ass a lot
	10:19pm lord freakington: i agree yeaah sunshine pop
	10:19pm P-90: @Matt: sure, a good Rock act knows you always wait for the audience to get liquored up and ready to explode with suspense before you bring on the headliner Also, one imagines that YngDave's roadie has to painstakingly double-check each piece of equipment in his rig before YngDave's intro... Hear this "i hear they're 'parking' or something" BS? I told you, it's all part of the act, man
	10:19pm StephenRadford: I think I'm the only one here without amazing long metal hair.
	10:20pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Soylent Clean Is Hoople.
	10:20pm lord freakington: he definately DOES
	10:20pm lord freakington: swwweeeeet jams! before i go to bed ahhhhhhh
	10:21pm YngMeowy: Another variation on the drinking game is how often YngDave says Full Blown Retard.
	10:21pm moreguinness: it's true my hair is amazing Stephen..perhaps not amazYNG but amazing
	10:21pm Dennis D: I have the same short hair haircut I had in catholic high school
	10:21pm herb.nyc: @JakeG- no prob, sign said "30% off everything". One of my first 7"s bought was their "beat surrender" double 7"
	10:22pm lord freakington: yngmeowey lollollol
	10:22pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Those roadies make the show, nearly thanklessly.
	10:22pm herb.nyc: Is this Teenage FC? I have tix for their 2 NYC shows in October.
	10:23pm P-90: Yes I can imagine YngDave complaining that the navigation assistance voice in the car "sounds like she's got a stick up her wazoo or something"
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: @Slick: That's a good translation, kind of analogous to a redneck in their world! :)
	10:23pm Scarlet Mooseknuckle: @Dave Hill yes am rep, then later on Alternative tentacles with the album Kill the King that came out in 1994. Mike Hard was in a band called Hand over Head with a great song called daddy was a nazi.
	10:23pm Dennis D: Are they playing at Terminal 5?
	10:23pm Ms. Sim: I'm pretty much dying waiting for YngDave. This is ridiculous how much I'm anticipating this.
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: GUDBUY T'JANE!!!! :D !!! \m/
	10:24pm cash: Almost half show gone, no yng yet, & thrs another guest2get2..
	10:24pm Matt from Springfield: 'Course she's alrite, what else 'twould she be!
	10:25pm DaveHill: YngDave is on the way! I swear to you!
	10:25pm Ms. Sim: YngDave will show up to give the last 2 mins of closing signoff, then we riot and destroy the studio.
	10:26pm herb.nyc: Teenage FC at Bowery B and MHoW. Not sold out, yet. (Heh heh, I've tix for BBragg and ElvisC. But same night, Oct 1. D'oh!)
	10:26pm crisp: @matt, yes that tom guy's a dickhead
	10:26pm Dennis D: wow, smallish venues
	10:27pm JeffHQ: @Sim: That means another 25 years before another pledge drive album and reunion tour?
	10:27pm StephenRadford: Ms Sim: reminds me of the movie Pontypool. (Zombie infection flick set in a radio station)
	10:28pm Matt from Springfield: MARY RADZINSKI!!! The gal before YNGDAVE!!! :D
	10:28pm Ms. Sim: Omg StephenRadford, Pontypool is the best flick! (Stephen McHattie is a treasure.)
	10:28pm herb.nyc: Mary went "all the way"?!
	10:28pm JeffHQ: Rock that EZPass.
	10:28pm Danne D: YngDave will be before Cassius calls. Of course Cassius always calls at about 11:57 so hopefull sooner than that :)
	10:29pm moreguinness: Pontypool was some weird ass shit..so good though
	10:29pm Phillygrrl: How high does one have to be to get Dave...
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Erotic Pick Up Line #230+7: "You know I like your musk, girl!"
	10:29pm herb.nyc: Oh to have Dave's show in Odor-ama.
	10:30pm P-90: At least YngDave gets a "really great smelling" opening act
	10:30pm JeffHQ: Hard to get bet.
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: Do you need someone to contribute the call: "Hello?? Hello?? Is this Dave??" call around 11:57? I can deliver that, if needed :)
	10:31pm chad from oregon: I hope Dave does this smelling move on YngDave when he arrives
	10:31pm Danne D: @M_f_S naah Cassius has that covered
	10:31pm amy: @matt Ha ha ha!!
	10:32pm P-90: You can tell Dave thinks she's hot when he mentions her "fwaygwence"
	10:32pm Danne D: Amy Fisher was Dick Cheney before Dick Cheney
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne 10:31: Excellent! We're cookin' with gas tonight, and every week!
	10:33pm Danne D: I wonder if Geraldo is gonna cover that Nazi Gold Train
	10:33pm cash: Danne: hahahaaa, not tonight..good lord she shldve left earlier..all the anticipation & now we have to listen2this chick??!!?! Unbearable.
	10:33pm amy: Yeah we're going to need a full description of Yngdave's scent. I'm predicting Brut or Hai Karate
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: My parents looked into that treatment for my speech impediments in the 90s when it was new. The published literature was inconclusive, so we never did..
	10:35pm JeffHQ: Green Apple Gatorade shot for "medical needs"
	10:36pm Yngdave: your Dick Cheney joke is a worthy quip.
	10:36pm Ms. Sim: YNGDAVE!!!!!!
	10:36pm Matt from Springfield: YNGDAVE-OWITZ!!!! :D
	10:36pm P-90: @amy: I'm predicting rubbing alcohol and Desitin ointment
	10:36pm StephenRadford: Drinking game: mix it up. Whenever Dave is enraged, eat an Oreo!
	10:36pm Ken From Hyde Park: Knock knock. Who's there? Amy Fisher. Amy Fisher w.... Bang!
	10:37pm JeffHQ: Im picturing Bob Zmuda.
	10:37pm Ms. Sim: Ms. Sim faints
	10:37pm StephenRadford: YngFest!
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: I thought he would be on after Mary, but we're lookin at THREE PERSON PANEL here!!!
	10:37pm amy: @P-90 Ha ha ha!
	10:37pm amy: YngDave!!!!!!!
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: Very astute, Jeff! ;)
	10:38pm Ms. Sim: That voice! And not on a crappy phone line! dies
	10:38pm cash: This poor mary woman!!! & danne, i never make calls like that!
	10:38pm LightninBluEyes: This is epic! ^_^
	10:38pm P-90: I'got a double shot of fine reposado tequila, I'm not doing it til YngDave actually comes on air
	10:39pm Matt from Springfield: "Into the Mike Part 6: Hi Mike". Coming Soon to a Theater Near You. Rated NC-45.
	10:39pm amy: Yes I bet Mary is DYING!!!!
	10:39pm JeffHQ: (Mary clicks reverse on her Google directions)
	10:39pm YngMeowy: the voice is coming from in side the studio.
	10:39pm Danne D: :D
	10:39pm BillDolanBDC: YngDave working blue out of the gate.
	10:39pm Mido: yes this rules
	10:40pm Ms. Sim: I. CAN'T. EVEN.
	10:40pm chad from oregon: This is amazing.
	10:40pm Rickwaukee: Goodnight Mary - it was a great segment
	10:40pm amy: Dave sounds giddy!!
	10:40pm Will W: MEETING OF THE MINDS
	10:40pm YngMeowy: Things don't get going till I hear retard.
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: "Lawng Heh" !!
	10:41pm amy: Ah ha ha!!!
	10:41pm Ms. Sim: No way. I was expecting full suburban Sopranos.
	10:41pm cash: Dave&co, yng need2be closer to mic
	10:41pm James: haha meowy
	10:41pm P-90: @JeffHQ: good question: is it really YngDave , or Zmuda dressed as YngDave? He sounds a little different...
	10:41pm StephenRadford: Dave actually thought I had long hair until we met.
	10:42pm JeffHQ: Mary bodyslams Yng in a wrestling match providing him another ailment.
	10:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: Dave, can you describe YngDave's aroma/scent/smell/odor?
	10:42pm moreguinness: daves hair is fabulous
	10:42pm YngMatt from Springfield: Though, society is always telling all of us to lose weight, whether or not it's helpful for your individual body, which they haven't seen. (Though I could probably lose a couple myself).
	10:43pm YngMatt from Springfield: @moreguinness: I've seen Dave's hair and signature, but haven't seen his crushed velvet and ascot, live and in person.
	10:43pm goodgollymissmollie: I can never go back to not having YngDave live in studio. This has to be permanent
	10:43pm YngMeowy: Melissa, you're a saint for making this happen!!!
	10:43pm Ms. Sim: I am full legit losing my mind. This is like Night at the Museum, but with YngDave instead of dinosaurs.
	10:43pm StephenRadford: David Bamundo nailed the illustration for caveman in a space ship! Check it out on Twitter! What a riot! Love it!
	10:44pm herb.nyc: I'm a little behind- YngDave is on Dave's premium? If so, he (literally) phoned it in? Have people rec'd the premium yet?
	10:45pm Listener Julian: Are there going to be pix??
	10:45pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Ms Sim: The late Robin Williams will portray YngDave!
	10:45pm JeffHQ: @p-90: Depends on which cerebal hemisphere the benign tumors reside.
	10:45pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Julian: There'd BETTER be!! Proof of life! Proof of life!
	10:45pm JakeGould: Is there an YngDave pic up somewhere?
	10:45pm cash: Why does yng sound further away thn when he calls?? Haha, ridic
	10:46pm amy: @herb I have mine!
	10:46pm YngMeowy: i haven't gotten my premium yet. seems like a long wait time this year.
	10:46pm P-90: Why would YngDave NOT bring a guitar? He's such the unpredictable trickster, that YngDave
	10:46pm YngMatt from Springfield: BriJet!
	10:47pm YngMeowy: follow @mawwahh for her pics of Yngdave on Twitter!
	10:47pm Danne D: BRI JET!
	10:47pm moreguinness: This is an allstar extravaganza!!!
	10:47pm P-90: Wow, we're hearing from every square foot of 40 Montgomery Street
	10:48pm Ms. Sim: Listener Julian: There is! I'm looking at it as I listen, and the cognitive dissonance is off the charts.
	10:48pm goodgollymissmollie: How come everyone is in studio this isn't fair to the out of state listeners
	10:48pm YngMatt from Springfield: BriJet is cleared to Studio A, YngDave Top Secret Sensitive Compartmented Information level. YngDave Special Access Programs may require more vetting.
	10:48pm JeffHQ: Don't Tell YngMom The Babysitter's Dread
	10:48pm herb.nyc: Thx, Amy. When we have our premiums in hand, WFMU should arrange an "in-store" and have YngDave back, to sign the CDs. Seriously.
	10:48pm BenDoverMD: first proof of life of YngDave on Melissa's twitter feed looks like he is holding either a cane or a freshly killed snake...can Dave hill confirm/deny?
	10:49pm Mido: this is not intimate enough
	10:49pm moreguinness: NEEDS MORE GUITAR...DON"T MAKE ME CALL AND BRING HEAT
	10:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: That's a nice blue shirt that YngDave is wearing.
	10:49pm Ms. Sim: Damn, if YngDave gets in a few more sassy comments he'll have his own show!
	10:49pm YngMeowy: Bri jet you were adorable!!!
	10:49pm Dennis D: a couple of full blown retards
	10:49pm James: the man looks sharp!
	10:50pm JakeGould: YNGDAVE LIVES!
	10:50pm amy: @herb YES!!
	10:50pm P-90: Wow! Now if Cavett was there to complete the trio, this would be the ultimate radio panel EVER!
	10:50pm YngMatt from Springfield: @YngMeowy: WHOA! More than a bit of a Southern Rock vibe to YngDave! Ek-sellent!
	10:50pm StephenRadford: YngDave is the US equivalent of Karl Pilkinton! Seriously funny!
	10:51pm JeffHQ: DJ Hill the Drill
	10:51pm goodgollymissmollie: "Sausage leave" Hahahaha
	10:51pm krissy b the 420 queen: YngDave's voice is different
	10:52pm James: for the record, i was not part of the douchebag collective
	10:52pm Danne D: 8(
	10:52pm P-90: This is like the Howard Stern Show when Howard starts screaming because every staff member and intern in the building starts drifting into the studio to get close to the Greatness
	10:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: Dave needs to shred for a bit to blow off some steam.
	10:52pm YngMatt from Springfield: The "House of Horra's", on WFMU!
	10:52pm herb.nyc: To mess w YngDave, Mary should drive YngDave to Philadelphia!
	10:53pm JeffHQ: Horrors d'oeuvres Business.
	10:53pm Rickwaukee: TALK TO MARY, DAVE
	10:53pm Danne D: @P-90 Cavett is on MSNBC tonight unforunately
	10:53pm JakeGould: Is the “Douchebag Collective” on Bandcamp.
	10:53pm YngMatt from Springfield: @James: The Douchebag Collective, opening for the Merry Weighs on Thursday at Le Poissssonnn Rougggge.
	10:53pm YngMeowy: Danne you were out of control in there!! you needed to be kicked out.
	10:53pm chad from oregon: The YngMoth Hour
	10:54pm JeffHQ: The Moyel, Crown Heights storytelling comp.
	10:55pm Ms. Sim: This is the best call.
	10:55pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: Any Crown Heights storytelling would begin with, “And who are you?”
	10:55pm amy: ha ha ha
	10:55pm Danne D: @Meowy 8(
	10:56pm JakeGould: @MattFromSpringfield: I feel this moment best be isolated to Bensonhurst since i have no idea how YngDave feels about Bay Ridge.
	10:56pm P-90: @OK: what's the URL for the Twitter feed with the photos from the studio?
	10:56pm JeffHQ: @Jake: Followed by "Are you JEWISH?"
	10:57pm Ken From YngPark: Little Falls, New Jersey or Little Falls, New York?
	10:57pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Jake: That neighborhood's equiv of "where you at?"
	10:57pm Debbie: Is Mary still in studio? I feel badly for her not getting enough airtime.
	10:58pm YngMatt from Springfield: @KenHP: Just like Mount Hope! New Jersey..or NEW YORK?! Driving me nuts here!
	10:58pm Ms. Sim: Mary's mom, getting the sh*t back on track!
	10:58pm matt: Retards kick ass
	10:58pm amy: Dave is getting a dressing down right now :O
	10:59pm JeffHQ: Hmmm... Could drive up from DC...
	10:59pm Danne D: Never fear - had the YngWave there :) you can call in to talk to Mary too :) 201-209-9368
	10:59pm Ken From YngPark: @YngMatt - Yeah...probably the one in Minnesota, anyway.
	10:59pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: “And why should I tell you this?”
	10:59pm James: have a nice little show kids
	11:00pm amy: Whoa!!!!!
	11:00pm JeffHQ: Is Mary hitting DC Improv w Dave?
	11:00pm P-90: Mary sidesteps the "Den Mother" pitfall
	11:00pm Danne D: Georgianne sounded like the Philly female versio of YngDave
	11:01pm StephenRadford: Are we rolling or folding socks?
	11:01pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Jake 10:56: Not giving up hope yet, though. Your LITTLE interview??! Laundry night in Philadelphia!? Is this lady a mestasized version of Philly Boy Roy??! Creepy!
	11:01pm YngMatt from Springfield: Cocainosity
	11:01pm P-90: This show has ME doing coke again
	11:03pm Satan: the coke in area is garbage
	11:03pm YngMatt from Springfield: Georgianna Crap, opening for Hebridean Sun...
	11:03pm JeffHQ: @Jake: "Have you blessed your etrogs?"
	11:04pm P-90: Georgianna was some type of agitator or another
	11:04pm JakeGould: Bless these etrogs to the left and right of my Shofar.
	11:04pm StephenRadford: Sausages and socks? I'm concerned where we're putting the socks now. I don't want to imagine "budgie smuggling" at this time of night.
	11:04pm YngMatt from Springfield: An AgitProptress!
	11:06pm moreguinness: dammit I'm gonna get hammered
	11:06pm YngMeowy: TAKE A DRINK!!!!
	11:06pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Stephen: Do you ever put your socks in your sausage drawer by mistake? Or does Britain avoid that because their sausage drawer is on the opposite side?
	11:07pm Ken From YngPark: For Little Joe Franklin, have a Snausage® Party!
	11:07pm cosmic matrix: dave the stream is CLIPPING LIKE MAD especially when u talk
	11:08pm YngMatt from Springfield: Ma' Teresa's joined the mob / And happy with her full time job..
	11:08pm JeffHQ: (Mary drafts her toiletry shopping list for the tour)
	11:08pm Danne D: only Cassius would call him "Hey Yng"
	11:09pm JakeGould: I hate this judgmental caller. People with ailments can look fine!!!!
	11:09pm Rickwaukee: 2 very interesting people IN STUDIO - go to the phones when it's slow.
	11:09pm Ms. Sim: This man is correct. YngDave is not a monster
	11:10pm Ken From YngPark: I forget...was there an 11:00 station ID?
	11:10pm JakeGould: 11:00PM STATION ID! GET YNGDAVE TO DO IT!!!
	11:10pm YngMatt from Springfield: @cosmic: Hey, long time no chat. Since i've learned more about Hinduism, I've meant to ask if your moniker is based on "Aditi the cosmic creatrix, from her cosmic matrix all heavenly bodies were born" :)
	11:11pm cosmic matrix: why can't WFMU have a brickwall limiter on the LR?????? bah
	11:11pm Ms. Sim: Yes, YngDave looks fabulous! Of course, we may be creating a monster. Next week YngDave will have a press agent and no one will get an interview without press credentials and a guaranteed return of the ad sales.
	11:11pm JakeGould: Folks, stop pressuring YngDave to play… Let’s make this the first visit of many!
	11:11pm YngMatt from Springfield: There's a cheat-sheet in the studio! Get YngDave to do a flawless recording, on a quality mic!
	11:11pm P-90: I say again: can someone post the Twitter URL where the "live" photos are posted?
	11:12pm JeffHQ: Yng in studio sounds like the first time I heard Surround Sound at the shopping mall multiplex.
	11:12pm StephenRadford: Good question YngMatt. I should look into this with the Highway Code as a reference... Too much to consider with that!
	11:12pm Ken From YngPark: @P-90 - twitter.com...
	11:12pm Dennis D: Where is yngdave's picture?
	11:13pm James: twitter.com... try this p-90
	11:13pm JakeGould: @P-90: Melissa’s Twitter has them… twitter.com...
	11:13pm cosmic matrix: @matt: nah, i stole the it from a book about anti-gravity. but yes indeed it is the SAME COSMIC MATRIX
	11:13pm YngMeowy: P-90 - i don't know how to find a Twitter URL, but the handle to follow is @mawwahh for pics.
	11:13pm Danne D: see @DavidBamundo 's twitter for an awesome awesome YngDave drawing :)
	11:14pm JeffHQ: Mary is narrating a new love story. Agents calling to option this tale.
	11:14pm Dennis D: thanks, he does look better than expected! :) After hearing him put himself down
	11:14pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Stephen: Take your time, research an appropriate answer. I wouldn't want you to lose a sausage by "overtaking at junctions", or overstepping the "acceleration lane" into the "hard shoulder". Cheers! @cosmic: Sweet :) Anti-gravity is an even better "visual" for imagining the cosmic matrix!
	11:16pm P-90: Somewhere there's a girl working her way through cosmetology school by working checkout at a convenience store in Brooklyn, who has NO IDEA she's becoming a regular character on a radio show
	11:16pm YngMeowy: my feed keeps cutting out and I'm sleepy. i'm going to go to bed and dream about this show. what an epic night! goodnight all!
	11:16pm Marc15: WFMU East Orange, WMFU MT. Hope, on the Web at wfmu.org, 91.9 in Rockland Country
	11:16pm JeffHQ: Whoa
	11:17pm JeffHQ: "Nitro fueled muscle rock" yoga.
	11:18pm Ms. Sim: lol, Back atcha, YngDave!
	11:18pm Ken From YngPark: Later, Meowy. Have a restful night.
	11:19pm Ms. Sim: But boys, boys, you're BOTH pretty. Any gal would be lucky to take you to the dance.
	11:19pm Dennis D: full blown obese
	11:21pm BenDoverMD: poor Mary. Dave has to have her come back. Yng casts a long shadow
	11:22pm JimmyfromKearny: Back on stolen WiFi THIS SHOW IS GREAT!
	11:22pm P-90: "Nation of Samsons" my new band name
	11:22pm JeffHQ: Growing my hair now like 1980s Goldthwait.
	11:22pm P-90: Terrorists enjoy fine sparkling wines just like anyone else
	11:22pm Ms. Sim: YngDave is getting a taste for fame. I'm sensing an awakening here... Anyone want to place odds on an YngDave WFMU slot in 2017? ;)
	11:23pm YngMatt from Springfield: Keep on a-rockin us, BABY.
	11:23pm moreguinness: just realized when dave described YNGDAVE he described me...not sure exactly how I feel about that.
	11:23pm JeffHQ: When's the new Magnet drop?
	11:24pm BenDoverMD: This is Guitar Talk With YngDave...let's take a call.. @ms. Sim ... For sure!
	11:25pm JeffHQ: Operator James just inhaled unsafe levels of Dorito dust.
	11:26pm Phillygrrl: The swans mate for life. Those punks need serious help.
	11:26pm Dennis D: Soem Dominican beat a swan to death with a baseball bat in Inwood, for no reason
	11:26pm P-90: @Ms Sim: you're right, once they get that taste of fame, they're in Freedman's office begging for a slot on the schedule...never fails
	11:26pm JeffHQ: Sweet.
	11:27pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Dennis D: Sounds like there should be some sort of song about that.
	11:28pm amy: @dave You don't have time to be in Monster Magnet. Or April Wine. Or Molly Hatchet.
	11:28pm Ken From YngPark: For more about Mary Radzinski, there is her web site. www.maryradzinski.com
	11:28pm P-90: I NEED to audition for that Macho Sluts 6th guitar player position!
	11:29pm Dennis D: for awhile they were killing ducks to eat but the swan was not eaten
	11:29pm YngMatt from Springfield: "Seeking DWJM, 5'5" or under, 45+ years, "wheelchair fat", FBR"...
	11:29pm BenDoverMD: Dave doesn't even have time to be in Valley Lodge!
	11:29pm Ms. Sim: Look, is YngDave gonna jam or what?
	11:30pm amy: Melissa can give you a ride home!
	11:30pm YngMatt from Springfield: "The Swan Was Not Eaten" - 2016 Pulitzer Prize recipient for local reporting.
	11:31pm Dennis D: hahaha
	11:31pm amy: @yngmatt that made me LOL
	11:32pm YngMatt from Springfield: @amy: Nice - but 11:29 or 11:30? ;)
	11:32pm JeffHQ: Uh-huh-huh
	11:32pm JakeGould: Is “The Swan Was Not Eaten” Jared Leto’s new band?
	11:32pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Dave et al: "...in BED!!"
	11:32pm P-90: YngDave lets him Mom check out the groceries, while he STARES at the checkout girl from the shadows
	11:33pm StephenRadford: Show me the crumpets on the gluten free aisle
	11:33pm BenDoverMD: cleanup needed in aisle 4...and also in my pants!
	11:33pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Jake: I would totally see them - in order to shout that Christian Bale should cut off his head again.
	11:33pm amy: @yngmatt Both but especially 11:30
	11:33pm JeffHQ: Can you check my price tags?
	11:34pm YngMatt from Springfield: @amy :D
	11:35pm P-90: Mary "taps out" LOL!
	11:35pm Ms. Sim: Now that I've seen YngDave, I think he should make a play for supermarket girl. Dave, you tuck your dress shirt in and you own a belt. You've got a leg up on half the tri-state area.
	11:36pm chad from oregon: I'm scared. The show only has 25 minutes left. I don't want it to ever end. :(
	11:36pm Fun Gus: Mine’s bigger. My cucumber. It’s bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?
	11:37pm StephenRadford: Spacial awareness is typical for social anxiety disorder: drink!
	11:38pm P-90: "Sex Predator App" my new band name
	11:38pm Mrs. Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
	11:38pm JeffHQ: Jesus sequel for Big Lebowski crossmarketing campaign.
	11:38pm BenDoverMD: I have a registered sex offender two doors down!
	11:38pm YngMatt from Springfield: @chad: I feel for you. But the first time that happened to me on a FMU show, I imagined the perfect show was an ideal "Inception" level-3 dream - then you can imagine for several more hours going out into level-2 and 1 dreams, still in your realm of experience.
	11:38pm YngMatt from Springfield: GO Mrs. Wormer!
	11:39pm P-90: There's a registered sex offender on "Johnson Street"? do tell...
	11:39pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Ben: Neighborhoods without schools are great places to find them!
	11:40pm Danne D: RIP Bill Dolan? :(
	11:41pm YngMatt from Springfield: Like "Susquehanna" in PA, there's gotta be something dirty about that name!
	11:41pm P-90: 6-string electric bass, as pioneered by James Jemerson. Serious shit, you should recruit this guy for Macho Sluts
	11:42pm Ken From YngPark: One of my cousins lived in Succasunna for a time.
	11:42pm Ms. Sim: Listen to Dave, with his phone privilege.
	11:42pm Danne D: No YngStrings on hand unfortunately
	11:42pm JeffHQ: Mr. Dialtone-bot
	11:42pm YngMatt from Springfield: "Minutes of the Mind" - Jimmy from Kearny's public access show about disability class-action law, interspersed with Irish ballads. (Camera often cuts out)
	11:44pm Ms. Sim: OMG!! Bill Dolan, you monster
	11:44pm P-90: @Matt: "Suck-a-Sauna" may just be YngDave's way of pronouncing Susquehanna
	11:45pm YngMatt from Springfield: @P-90: Inquiring (REALLY inquiring) minds want to know.
	11:45pm JeffHQ: You had me at "She lives in MD"
	11:45pm Danne D: Relieved Bill's not dead. I woulda got blamed.
	11:46pm JeffHQ: Sons of Malarkey
	11:46pm YngMatt from Springfield: "Goddammit Danne! Bill Dolan's been stabbed to death!" "Ruh roh!" "Zoinks!"
	11:47pm P-90: The Fake Bikers: opening act for Macho Sluts? Perfect!
	11:48pm YngMatt from Springfield: "Oh NO!"
	11:48pm JeffHQ: Pocket poodle punishment.
	11:48pm JakeGould: This should be a t-shirt. twitter.com...
	11:49pm YngMatt from Springfield: ZOMG yes! Thank you David Bamundo!
	11:49pm JakeGould: It’s call a windscreen.
	11:50pm JeffHQ: Sit Ubu sit.
	11:50pm P-90: WFMU's legal counsel should be advised: there is a checkout girl in Brooklyn AND a person with an answering machine in Maryland who may be filing complaints
	11:51pm JakeGould: Lost the mic balls at the sausage party.
	11:53pm P-90: YngDave looks like an SG guy, huh? Interesting.
	11:53pm JeffHQ: "Remind me"
	11:54pm YngMatt from Springfield: Ca$hius!
	11:54pm JeffHQ: Dave is so sage.
	11:54pm P-90: Six minutes left to find the mic balls. And the clock is ticking...
	11:55pm Debbie: Good one, Dave. If you got the thyme, I got the dough.
	11:55pm P-90: Folks: bone up on the archives BEFORE you call and take up air time
	11:56pm YngMatt from Springfield: It's like the Riddle of the Sphinx up in this joint!
	11:56pm BriJet: YngDave is great! YngDay has been amazing!
	11:56pm Danne D: Every show starts on a high with YngDave and then ends with a Crash with Cassius
	11:56pm JeffHQ: Let this night flight land safely.
	11:57pm Danne D: What a great YngDay :)
	11:57pm JeffHQ: Rock on all.
	11:57pm Danne D: Good night everyone :)
	11:57pm YngMatt from Springfield: Godesped, Dave and YngDave and Melissa. Our hope rests with you. Great show everyone! Have a great night and great week! :)
	11:57pm amy: Thanks for a great show tonight! Melissa - thank you for your service. You're all doing important work.
	11:58pm JakeGould: Feel so blessed!
	11:58pm BenDoverMD: What a show! Where is the YngDave after party?
	11:58pm JakeGould: Thank you Melissa! And thank you Mary Radzinski for dealing with this mishigas tonight!
	11:59pm James: Dave withh some heavy lifting tonight! have a great week everyone!!!!
	11:59pm P-90: And the big flowers revelation comes in the last two minutes of the show... And Marcel is a"hippie". apparently
	11:59pm Dennis D: Thanks Melissa, glad we didn't have to pay someone to do what you did for free!
	11:59pm BenDoverMD: Melissa! MVP!
	11:59pm Rickwaukee: I feel like I really got to know how Mary smells tonight.
	12:00am Ken From YngPark: Goodnight, YngFolks. Good show tonight. I give it three sausages.
	12:00am P-90: ...and so glad to hear that Dave Attel is still alive
	12:00am BenDoverMD: G'night all!
	12:00am YngMatt from Springfield: Heal-y Um, opening for The Nonferrous Squad.
	12:00am Dennis D: have a great week all.
	12:01am P-90: Thanks Daves, Mary, and especially Melissa!
	12:01am Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Totally dug his show 11-12 years ago!
	12:56am DaveHill: Thanks for listening, everybody!

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August 22, 2016: Tonight Dave welcomes comedian Mary Radzinski and the elusive YngDave, Pride of Bensonhurst and our hearts!

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Artist	Track	Album	Approx. start time
Yngwie J. Malmsteen	Overture "Overture" by "Yngwie J. Malmsteen"	Relentless
Angel Witch	Angel Witch "Angel Witch" by "Angel Witch"	Angel Witch	0:00:45 (Pop-up)
Curtis Mayfield	Makings of You "Makings of You" by "Curtis Mayfield"		0:08:06 (Pop-up)
Happy Chichester	Motorbike "Motorbike" by "Happy Chichester"		0:11:21 (Pop-up)
X	I'm Coming Over "I'm Coming Over" by "X"		0:13:36 (Pop-up)
The Jam	Standards "Standards" by "The Jam"
Yvonne Baker	You Didn't Say a Word
Doom	Police Bastard "Police Bastard" by "Doom"
The Family Tree	Butters Lament "Butters Lament" by "The Family Tree"
Teenage Fanclub	Thin Air "Thin Air" by "Teenage Fanclub"
Slade	Gudbuy T'Jane "Gudbuy T'Jane" by "Slade"

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Listener comments!
	9:02pm DaveHill: Hello!
	9:02pm JakeGould: YngDave! Firsties!
	9:02pm bobdoesthings: hi
	9:02pm Supermeowy: GREETINGS HILL PEOPLE!!
	9:02pm P-90: Well, is it YNGDay One ?
	9:02pm JakeGould: Secondsies… :/
	9:02pm Ms. Sim: omg, I even registered this week so I don't have to do math!
	9:02pm Dennis D: Yo
	9:03pm Danne D: Hi everyone!
	9:03pm Ken From Hyde Park: Missed it by that much, Jake! >\|\|<
	9:03pm LightninBluEyes: Hullo everyone!
	9:03pm Danne D: YngDay!!!!
	9:03pm Debbie: Good evening, Dave and Hill Peeps
	9:03pm Ms. Sim: Ok, so we've got paparazzi ready to post pics of YngDave, right?
	9:03pm moreguinness: happy yngday!!!
	9:04pm StephenRadford: Greetings earthlings!
	9:04pm Ms. Sim: SO EXCITED!!!!!!! flappy hand gestures
	9:04pm Danne D: YngDave is allergic to photography I believe. So I shant.
	9:04pm goodgollymissmollie: Hello everyone !!
	9:04pm bobdoesthings: can we get some confirmation that YngDave is legit going to be live?
	9:04pm JakeGould: @DanneD: But YngDave is in the studio, right?
	9:04pm Ms. Sim: I said Paparazzi, not Danne. Paps have no scruples, they'll just dive in there and snap that shiz.
	9:05pm DaveHill: No YngDave photographs! It steals his soul!
	9:05pm P-90: If this show actually surpasses last week's, I'm going to require medical care
	9:05pm Supermeowy: I plan to call and discuss kale with Yngdave and his stance on cats.
	9:05pm DaveHill: Call in for confirmation, Bob!
	9:05pm Rickwaukee: never noticed before how much Telly Savalas sounds like Joe E. Ross
	9:05pm Ms. Sim: BAH! What am I paying you for!?
	9:05pm chad from oregon: Is YngMom there too? Please say yes.
	9:06pm JakeGould: if YngDave is actually in the studio, Dave has clearly taken the next positive step to being the new Joe Franklin of the airwaves.
	9:06pm JeffHQ: It's been 5 mins and no ones named that hidden non-Angel Witch tune before? Hello What The Yng-ers!!!
	9:06pm Supermeowy: can Yngdave back announce this catchy tune?
	9:06pm Ms. Sim: Oh my god, if YngMom did an in-studio I'd fund WFMU for a year.
	9:06pm Ken From Hyde Park: Quick...send in one of those courtroom sketching people.
	9:07pm Ms. Sim: Yes! Ken, BRILLIANT!
	9:07pm bobdoesthings: NEXT QUESTION - are there axes in studio in which to shred and melt faces?!
	9:07pm P-90: @Danne: but you are confirming YngDave's presence in the studio? Is his person nurse or caregiver there too?
	9:07pm brycepunk: I love Mondays just for the Dave Hill Show.
	9:08pm James: evenin all!
	9:08pm moreguinness: dammit I would have totally done a courtroom sketch
	9:08pm StephenRadford: Ken! Great idea. I have a magma doodle right here...
	9:08pm chad from oregon: I wonder if YngMom is staying up to listen to YngDave on the radio tonight.
	9:08pm P-90: *PersonAL nurse...
	9:09pm BenDoverMD: I'm squirmYNG with delight! Hyuh Daves Hill & Yng
	9:09pm StephenRadford: Magna... Magma... Yngna...
	9:09pm Slick Goldtooth: This will go down in radio history events next to Orson Welles freaking out the squares
	9:09pm P-90: YngCurtis! The Best!
	9:10pm Ken From Hyde Park: The courtroom sketch artist could also make illustrations for the crime blotter portion of the program.
	9:11pm James: the anticipation in the building is palpable, folks!
	9:11pm Ms. Sim: wtf, am I in the past or is Ben in the future?
	9:11pm chad from oregon: I feel like I should be wearing a nicer shirt for this.
	9:12pm JakeGould: It’s a lovely cool night for an YngDave interview.
	9:12pm goodgollymissmollie: Magma Doodle is the most metal sketch tool!
	9:13pm Kate: I can confirm that Canadians are more jazzed for this YngDave appearance than we were for the final Tragically Hip concert last weekend. No one would shut up about it! And this is bigger!
	9:13pm JeffHQ: Dave, Hollywood is on line 2. Tell them you'll return the call.
	9:13pm LORD FREAKINGTON: i hope the delicate dave /ingdave chemistry works live-- im vaguely concerned
	9:14pm Ms. Sim: This is such a monumental night, I'm definitely not going to get drunk and sloppy.
	9:15pm Danne D: Hi Miss Mollie! :)
	9:16pm cash: Yng! Yng! Yng! Yng! Yng! Yng!
	9:16pm chad from oregon: One way or another, I predict that the studio tonight will turn into it's own Erotic Short Story or Crime Blotter. Probably both, really.
	9:16pm Slick Goldtooth: I forget who called in/commented about it, but I kinda agree with whoever said they felt Yngdave looks like Christopher Lloyd in Taxi.
	9:17pm StephenRadford: Volcanic etcha-sketch! Totally metal!
	9:17pm Danne D: wait how can anyone call if YngDave is there - YngDave always calls first! I suppose he could pull a Bill Dolan...
	9:17pm goodgollymissmollie: Hi Danne!
	9:17pm JeffHQ: What about the mystery song at the intro?
	9:17pm LORD FREAKINGTON: oh crap danyyd d is right!!!
	9:18pm Danne D: I hope we get a Miss Mollie call :)
	9:19pm P-90: That Zagnut incident was a REAL close call...
	9:19pm Ms. Sim: Real talk: When I get up to pee at 3AM Angel Witch is the default in-brain micturition soundtrack, and then that sets the earworm for the morning when I wake up. I've basically been living in an Angel Witch soundtrack for the last month.
	9:19pm Danne D: YNGDAVE!!!!
	9:20pm BenDoverMD: Melissa rules!
	9:20pm Mido: sup yall stoked for this
	9:20pm goodgollymissmollie: Thank you Melissa
	9:20pm chad from oregon: Ok, I found a nice shirt, but all of my pants are too tight tonight.
	9:21pm Ken From Hyde Park: <blush>
	9:21pm Elvis: Sup peeps
	9:21pm BillDolanBDC: Never been this NUDE at WFMU
	9:21pm moreguinness: yay Melissa
	9:21pm Ms. Sim: Chad - say no more!
	9:22pm BillDolanBDC: Thank you Melissa. Thank you Bensonhurst.
	9:22pm Jeezy: This is indeed exciting.
	9:22pm P-90: Oh, he's "on his way". Still no confirmation. We have words for these things in Science, and the word "results" is not yet appropriate...
	9:22pm ?: is the drum sample from ur background music the drum sample from katz theme from courage cowardly dog
	9:22pm StephenRadford: Oblivious of time zones. We're all in the same primordial ooze tonight.
	9:23pm BenDoverMD: Can you confirm or deny a JC police department escort?
	9:23pm Supermeowy: i'm hoping that Dave & Yngdave break the genetic code tonight.
	9:24pm Paul D: I LOVE THIS SHOW
	9:24pm P-90: It's not YngDay until Himself actually makes his entrance
	9:25pm StephenRadford: Evolution will gain a genetic sequence by the end of this.
	9:25pm Dennis D: 22 years for Doc? Dang
	9:26pm Ken From Hyde Park: If YngDave were to call via cellphone on his trip over, that would be neat.
	9:26pm Ms. Sim: If YngDave is a no-show... HOO BOY, I can't even with the anger. Oh man, that would be a heap of BS, let me tell you. Man-oh-man. Don't get me started.
	9:26pm StephenRadford: I'm no scientist... If so ran out or Oreo Dairy Milk several hours before the show.
	9:26pm P-90: Otisville! My aunt is in Otisville!
	9:27pm Ĩkє: Don't forget the Game of Thrones TV writer Dave Hill.
	9:27pm chad from oregon: Would YngDave require a landline though to check in though?
	9:27pm P-90: Lots of bands had a Skinhead phase. It was a thing.
	9:28pm Danne D: I bet YngDave is scourint the road for a payphone as we speak :)
	9:28pm thermoanaero: it sounded as if that caller thought that slade was a fictional band?
	9:28pm StephenRadford: Dave's pronunciations of British cities and Burroughs is impressive.
	9:29pm P-90: And don't forget the Phoenix Arizona Board Certified Urologist Dave Hill
	9:29pm Trey: OMG I love this show. Dave Hill kills. Always funny.
	9:29pm JakeGould: No Jay Kay?
	9:30pm yngbobdoesthings: omg no jk?!
	9:30pm Supermeowy: welcome new sexy singles to the chat room. the rules are simple: stay hydrated & stay street & eat Oreos.
	9:30pm Dennis D: Spit out Zak
	9:30pm JeffHQ: Waiting for the health ailment on this call.
	9:30pm JakeGould: You can call me Ray… You can call me Ray Jay… You can call me Ray Jay Kay… But… Blagh!!!!
	9:31pm Ken From Hyde Park: I looked up CC's show earlier. There are some SoundCloud links posted there. www.riverwestradio.com...
	9:31pm YngMeowy: good idea YngBobDoesThings!!
	9:31pm BillDolanBDC: American Standard played the Electric Banana. Truth.
	9:32pm Dennis D: next caller
	9:32pm herb.nyc: Target had 20 oz Oreos on sale last wk, 3/$10. Oh to have Dave here, w Danne D (ok, James) and YngDave and Mary Radzinski, to share w me.
	9:32pm moreguinness: I'm from Troy it's very accurately depicted
	9:33pm Rickwaukee: 2 sighs youre out
	9:33pm StephenRadford: If this was on sand storm hit towns of Saudi Arabia i'd nail this quiz.
	9:33pm Ms. Sim: The exasperated Pennsylvanian.
	9:34pm Aaron in Minneapolis: Danne are you on phones tonight?
	9:34pm JeffHQ: How many devices is too many for one electrical power strip? 17?
	9:34pm Dennis D: this guy is not a good caller
	9:35pm James: I'm on the phones aaron
	9:35pm YngMeowy: Danne is still on house arrest for crimes against kale.
	9:36pm Ms. Sim: Oh my god, YngDave is like a caveman in a spaceship. I'm dying.
	9:36pm YngChadFromOregon: Tonight is exciting. YngDave is not only coming to the studio, but he's using a cell phone. It's a night of firsts!
	9:36pm Debbie: Take a left and you'll be there.
	9:37pm James: actually meowy, he's goin on day 3 of an oreo bender
	9:37pm LORD FREAKINGTON: uh oh it sounds like thier lost!
	9:37pm JeffHQ: I think "Aaron" is the voice on Yng-lissa's GPS.
	9:37pm James: its bad
	9:37pm BenDoverMD: Imagine YngDave's voice on a GPS?!
	9:37pm Aaron in Minneapolis: James I use text to speech so if you get a call that sounds like a robot, ITS ME AND NOT A PRANK
	9:37pm James: ok aaron, cool
	9:37pm StephenRadford: Caveman in spaceship. Illustrators... I'd like to see that rendered!
	9:38pm Ms. Sim: Yes, Aaron is legit! And funny to boot. :)
	9:38pm ?: @bendover I would pay for that!
	9:38pm herb.nyc: Tell these two to go to Ave. E.
	9:38pm MadameLuke: I sense a theme tonight. It has to do with boys calling in with nothing to say.
	9:39pm Danne D: Aaron is a good dude, James
	9:39pm BillDolanBDC: "Long time listener".
	9:39pm James: i apologize for the suspect callers tonight so far. This is what happens when YngDave doesn't bless the phones with the first call.
	9:39pm LORD FREAKINGTON: uh oh it sounds like yng dave is lost
	9:39pm BillDolanBDC: "Why?"
	9:40pm Rickwaukee: was that Kristin Wiig of the 2 assholes?
	9:40pm Danne D: see! see! it's not just when I screen!
	9:40pm JeffHQ: What it takes to be a good caller is an internal dialogue that matches a 1970s subway conductor.
	9:41pm BenDoverMD: what IS the theme of this show? Love you long time listener.
	9:41pm James: thats the magic of this show. watching dave weave gold out of the swill
	9:42pm amy: @james ha ha ha
	9:43pm YngMeowy: i'm considering calling in to talk about nothing. my dad was a trucker, does that count?
	9:43pm Danne D: I guess he couldn't be that lonesome if he had a son.
	9:44pm amy: @supermeowy Yes, that counts. Call now!
	9:44pm BenDoverMD: You also forgot the umlaüt in Blue Öyster Cult in the book...but it was still great!
	9:44pm BillDolanBDC: MAYONAISE topic was my fault.
	9:45pm JeffHQ: Spotlight 2: The Mayo Of
	9:45pm BillDolanBDC: I love this woman and her love of Hellmans.
	9:45pm JakeGould: YngDave has more depth than these Mayo loving callers.
	9:46pm puddin: Macaroni and cheese and broccoli is number 69 on a Chinese food menu
	9:47pm JeffHQ: Pls donate your lightly-uses goatheads.
	9:47pm amy: "Satany stuff"
	9:48pm JakeGould: Satanish.
	9:48pm Danne D: TARKUS?!? LOL THEY NAMED THE GUY TARKUS?!?
	9:48pm StephenRadford: My old apartment was number 69... I got buzzed anonymously to the sound of laughter on a nightly basis... Damn drunk student walk bys.
	9:49pm JeffHQ: Parents should check their spawn's head for demons w a fine toothed Fork.
	9:49pm JakeGould: @DanneD: Those satanists love Emerson, Lake and Palmer.
	9:49pm yngbobdoesthings: zing!
	9:49pm Danne D: Link to the story with an awesome photo https://cruxnow.com/church-in-the-usa/2016/08/12/group-wants-school-satan-club-elementary-school/
	9:50pm JimmyfromKearny: Happy YngDay Everyone! I have no minutes on my Tracphone, but I'm stealing WiFi on my dead Android and I can hear the radio in my room at the same time...# Grateful...
	9:50pm Ms. Sim: Any time I hear comedians talking about Bingo I immediately assume they're talking about Stanhope's girlfriend.
	9:50pm Ms. Sim: "no, ACTUAL Bingo!"
	9:50pm StephenRadford: ...food without a side of questions. I bet they still have FAQ.
	9:50pm Dennis D: pretty fancy Jimmy
	9:51pm BenDoverMD: where the Kruk is YngDave?!?
	9:51pm spacecowboy: yeah rainy day sure, lol
	9:52pm Aaron in Minneapolis: IM ON HOLD GET READY PEOPLE
	9:52pm StephenRadford: Welcome Jimmy! Will miss your "sing-along-cut"
	9:52pm Rickwaukee: scam recognize scam
	9:52pm JimmyfromKearny: Yes, Den! How are you feeling?
	9:52pm Danne D: Jimmy!!!
	9:52pm BillDolanBDC: Please do NOT EVER say you will NEVER be a Satanist
	9:53pm BillDolanBDC: I'm going Clear (Pepsi).
	9:53pm spacecowboy: yes scientoligist have shitkicking party mix
	9:53pm Dennis D: I lost 30 pounds in a month, things aren't good! :)
	9:53pm JimmyfromKearny: Thank you Stephen, you're too kind...
	9:53pm spacecowboy: we need an investigation into the scientology snack scene
	9:53pm P-90: Antin LaVey is SO misunderstood
	9:53pm devlawn202: Milk of Magnesia
	9:53pm Dennis D: I needed to lose weight but thats kinda fast
	9:54pm Danne D: No that's Crystal Cathedral Pepsi, Bill
	9:54pm Rickwaukee: RECORD SCRATCH - come ON Dave!
	9:54pm JeffHQ: National Enquirer: 7-11 Discovered As Scientology Front
	9:54pm BillDolanBDC: Sorry. Danne corrected me. Was thinking of of Clear Snapple Roof Beer.
	9:54pm spacecowboy: a little gift
	9:54pm YngMeowy: this will be a tough call to follow! satanism, Scientology and friends with benefits.
	9:55pm JimmyfromKearny: Hey Danne Boy! Brilliant on the YngDay dubbing Sir!
	9:55pm LightninBluEyes: Omg, why are people so stupid?? I mean that in the kindest way possible.
	9:55pm JakeGould: @DennisD: Well, it’s a good sign but just take it easy.
	9:55pm spacecowboy: self hatred rules!
	9:55pm P-90: How come I never get apartment # 69?
	9:55pm Danne D: not accepting any Roofie Beers from Bill Dolan...
	9:55pm moreguinness: satanic yoga
	9:55pm JakeGould: Friends with benefits? Like 401Ks and medical/dental?
	9:56pm Dennis D: going to get my hip x rayed and if necessary an mri as I can still barely walk.
	9:56pm goodgollymissmollie: Dude dental benefits sign me up
	9:56pm JimmyfromKearny: Oh, I'm sorry to hear Den, hope you feel better soon, Man...
	9:56pm cash: U see wht happens when a sum of $ cant be crowdsourced??!! A person who picks him up way too late, gets goddamned lost getting there..i wldve had us both thr pre-show! Amateurs.
	9:56pm spacecowboy: uh oh.........
	9:57pm Ms. Sim: Whoa, sudden romance escalation.
	9:57pm Dennis D: @jakegould I just wasn't eating I guess
	9:57pm P-90: Q: "How about alcoholism? A: "Oh, I tried that too..
	9:57pm Dennis D: thanks Jimmy, how you been?
	9:57pm StephenRadford: Married to the Knight hoodie!
	9:58pm JeffHQ: Immodium always helps my "displaced aggression".
	9:58pm JakeGould: @DennisD: Sometimes if you drop a trigger, the rest of the food pile goes. Anyway, be cool.
	9:58pm puddin: Knight in white satin
	9:58pm P-90: Nowadays every wannabe hipster claims to be "married to the night,". Ho hum.
	9:58pm BenDoverMD: Mellie=swellie!
	9:59pm ScottC: Play Misty for her...
	9:59pm spacecowboy: what a horrible thing - wanna be hipster
	9:59pm James: Larry from Newark, call back if you are on the board, your call was dropped by accident
	9:59pm JakeGould: Also if you have like a pile of gunk backed up in your guts, sometimes a lifestyle change makes your body go, “Ehhh… Might as well shed this junk…”
	10:00pm Dennis D: maybe I shouldn't have stopped smoking pot
	10:01pm Danne D: My bad, James
	10:01pm P-90: The Scarlet Mooseknuckle: wasn't he in the Golden Age "Canadian Legion of Doom" in DC comics?
	10:01pm YngMeowy: Dave is not gonna get to music, methinks.
	10:01pm Ms. Sim: omg this poor man. Casual shade Dave is the deadliest Dave.
	10:02pm JeffHQ: (dabbling w "trepanning"-drilling hole into skull for high)
	10:02pm Ĩkє: So you're having lots of sex with the night, Dave? Does that mean the stars and the inky blackness of the cosmos get all up in your business?
	10:02pm Ms. Sim: AARON!
	10:02pm JimmyfromKearny: Several women inquired about friends with benefits with me, but none were happy with the size of the benefits package...it was easier when I could pay for it...
	10:02pm Rickwaukee: gonna blow right through these
	10:02pm BillDolanBDC: In the Fleshlight.
	10:03pm YngMeowy: I've had to follow Aaron on the calls before. it's an impossibly high standard to meet.
	10:03pm Danne D: Dayum Aaron throwing bombs
	10:03pm Dennis D: robot sarcasm
	10:03pm matt: That tom guy sucks
	10:03pm Ms. Sim: LOL
	10:03pm Will W: Im gonna have to ask for a photo of Yngdave. he's like some sort of modern day anachronism. its like if Otzi the iceman was alive.
	10:04pm JimmyfromKearny: Please ask Aaron to quote dialogue from "Goodfellas"
	10:04pm Dennis D: robots with attitude
	10:04pm P-90: Lou Reed was telling his 6th grade teacher that he was "married to the night" when he was 11 years old fer Chrissake
	10:04pm BillDolanBDC: Benefits of an angel....
	10:04pm amy: People seem on edge tonight
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: YngDave, Pride of my Heart! Lookin' forward to him! Hi Dave and Aaron and Hillmeisters!
	10:04pm Danne D: MEOWY!
	10:04pm Ms. Sim: SUPERMEOWY! Wooooo!
	10:04pm Matt from Springfield: Oh, and how could I forget SuperYngMeowy!
	10:05pm spacecowboy: maaaan i could use a sweet jam
	10:05pm P-90: Best funny/unfunny sarcastic robot voice in the biz
	10:05pm JakeGould: In other news it’s not humid and 72 in NYC right now! WOOOO!!!
	10:05pm StephenRadford: Super-Yng-meowy!
	10:05pm JeffHQ: Meow-mania!
	10:05pm spacecowboy: maaan have i had it with lou reeed
	10:05pm JimmyfromKearny: Ha! I wish I could like all these comments...
	10:05pm JeffHQ: Keep on truckin', Aaron.
	10:06pm Danne D: The YngDave ailmet drinking game will add a new ailment to all of the listener: cirrhosis
	10:06pm spacecowboy: aaron told his 6th grade teacher he had to webstream a tv series and had to go .. so screw lou reed
	10:06pm P-90: "The Ailment Olympics(!)" NOW we're finally getting somewhere
	10:07pm Ms. Sim: Ok, we're an hour in and no YngDave or Mary Radzinski, I have to admit I'm getting a wee bit drunk.
	10:07pm JeffHQ: Lulu-lemon Transforms
	10:08pm Dennis D: Danne D I got cirrhosis covered already
	10:08pm Aaron in Minneapolis: SIM U HAVE ME
	10:08pm Matt from Springfield: Dave is the "Filler Killer" of B-horror movie fame!
	10:08pm BenDoverMD: 67 minutes in & no YngDave...
	10:09pm lord freakington: a classic yngdave move - get lost and show up at 12:10
	10:09pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: The "Ailmentalympics", 1979 cartoon!
	10:09pm YngMeowy: that was a fun call til I enraged Dave :-)
	10:10pm StephenRadford: Wow! Leave us on a cliffhanger of suspenders!
	10:10pm JeffHQ: It's Jack White. Needs some vinyl for his Nashville soylent farm to table joint.
	10:10pm JimmyfromKearny: Okay Den D, sorry I missed your question...
	10:10pm Ms. Sim: Aaron! Give me your liver! ;P
	10:10pm Matt from Springfield: You en-RAGED him!! ;)
	10:10pm herb.nyc: I saw a Jam "sound effects" tee in window of prince St store. I was afraid to look at the price.
	10:10pm StephenRadford: Supermeowy: to enrage him is to love him. ;-)
	10:11pm Aaron in Minneapolis: LIVER? I HARDLY KNOW HER
	10:11pm Dennis D: Glad you are feeling better Jimmy!
	10:11pm Matt from Springfield: @JeffHQ: It's the truth!! What do you think happened to Porter Wagoner?!? You're next, Loretta!! :O
	10:11pm JakeGould: @herb.nyc: I bet it was $375 or something.
	10:11pm lord freakington: i have to brush my teeth
	10:11pm YngMeowy: The countermeasure against cirrhosis is eating more kale. also, there is a photo of Yngdave on Twitter!
	10:11pm Scarlet Mooseknuckle: That was a little scary being on the air, I was going to mention that I ended my three year relationship with a cactus. I met a sweet aloe plant but she is a rebound, she was just what I needed after being in a long term relationship with a cactus. I'll miss Olivia, but it's for the best.
	10:12pm Matt from Springfield: Jake! Are you prepared to engage in "Deep Brooklyn" chat with YngDave?!
	10:12pm DaveHill: You were great, Scarlet Mooseknuckle! I gotta play some God Bullies. Amphetamine Reptile, right?
	10:12pm P-90: My private suspicion is that YngDave's tardiness was planned, to build suspense and contribute to the dramatic tension and general air of excitement. @Dave Hill is too much of a showman to just open the show at 9 PM and say: "Well, here's YngDave. Howya doin', YngDave?"
	10:12pm JakeGould: I don’t know yet.
	10:13pm StephenRadford: I say "I'm enraged" every-now-and-then to my wife when I'm amused by oversight. She laughs. I laugh. Funky music starts to play...
	10:14pm YngMeowy: i need to crowdfund getting a live GDDH in a city near me! Or getting a tour to happen. the kickoff locale would be YngDave's living room.
	10:14pm Ms. Sim: I saw Melissa's Tweet! That ain't YngDave. Pretty sure that guy's in Motorhead.
	10:14pm Matt from Springfield: @Jake: You know we're always supportive of you doing such a thing :) @P-90: Like the fireworks. Don't give it to the people right away, make 'em wait. Wait till it gets dark and they start checking their watches. Make 'em ask "Where's the fireworks??", that's when you unleash them!
	10:15pm Matt from Springfield: Hey, it's Helen Lovejoy's husband!
	10:15pm JeffHQ: (clothespinning individual velcro strips to head to approximate dreads)
	10:16pm lord freakington: i dont like this
	10:16pm Matt from Springfield: Also: I like how the "Lovejoy" name is translated as "Alegria" in Spanish Simpsons dubs.
	10:16pm JimmyfromKearny: Thanks Den D...:)
	10:16pm Phillygrrl: Finally, I can get this station on my phone Let's see what this Dave guy's got. Mary R. So happy finally hear you....at some point I hope
	10:16pm lord freakington: fave yng dave comment on way to show- " that voice over instruction lady is a pain in the ass"
	10:19pm Matt from Springfield: SUNSHINE POP WOOOOO!!!
	10:19pm Slick Goldtooth: @MattfromSpringfield I've been told by friends Cletus in the Spanish dub is given a stereotypical rural Bolivian accent.
	10:19pm Dennis D: i bet yngdave says pain in the ass a lot
	10:19pm lord freakington: i agree yeaah sunshine pop
	10:19pm P-90: @Matt: sure, a good Rock act knows you always wait for the audience to get liquored up and ready to explode with suspense before you bring on the headliner Also, one imagines that YngDave's roadie has to painstakingly double-check each piece of equipment in his rig before YngDave's intro... Hear this "i hear they're 'parking' or something" BS? I told you, it's all part of the act, man
	10:19pm StephenRadford: I think I'm the only one here without amazing long metal hair.
	10:20pm JeffHQ: @Matt: Soylent Clean Is Hoople.
	10:20pm lord freakington: he definately DOES
	10:20pm lord freakington: swwweeeeet jams! before i go to bed ahhhhhhh
	10:21pm YngMeowy: Another variation on the drinking game is how often YngDave says Full Blown Retard.
	10:21pm moreguinness: it's true my hair is amazing Stephen..perhaps not amazYNG but amazing
	10:21pm Dennis D: I have the same short hair haircut I had in catholic high school
	10:21pm herb.nyc: @JakeG- no prob, sign said "30% off everything". One of my first 7"s bought was their "beat surrender" double 7"
	10:22pm lord freakington: yngmeowey lollollol
	10:22pm Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Those roadies make the show, nearly thanklessly.
	10:22pm herb.nyc: Is this Teenage FC? I have tix for their 2 NYC shows in October.
	10:23pm P-90: Yes I can imagine YngDave complaining that the navigation assistance voice in the car "sounds like she's got a stick up her wazoo or something"
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: @Slick: That's a good translation, kind of analogous to a redneck in their world! :)
	10:23pm Scarlet Mooseknuckle: @Dave Hill yes am rep, then later on Alternative tentacles with the album Kill the King that came out in 1994. Mike Hard was in a band called Hand over Head with a great song called daddy was a nazi.
	10:23pm Dennis D: Are they playing at Terminal 5?
	10:23pm Ms. Sim: I'm pretty much dying waiting for YngDave. This is ridiculous how much I'm anticipating this.
	10:23pm Matt from Springfield: GUDBUY T'JANE!!!! :D !!! \m/
	10:24pm cash: Almost half show gone, no yng yet, & thrs another guest2get2..
	10:24pm Matt from Springfield: 'Course she's alrite, what else 'twould she be!
	10:25pm DaveHill: YngDave is on the way! I swear to you!
	10:25pm Ms. Sim: YngDave will show up to give the last 2 mins of closing signoff, then we riot and destroy the studio.
	10:26pm herb.nyc: Teenage FC at Bowery B and MHoW. Not sold out, yet. (Heh heh, I've tix for BBragg and ElvisC. But same night, Oct 1. D'oh!)
	10:26pm crisp: @matt, yes that tom guy's a dickhead
	10:26pm Dennis D: wow, smallish venues
	10:27pm JeffHQ: @Sim: That means another 25 years before another pledge drive album and reunion tour?
	10:27pm StephenRadford: Ms Sim: reminds me of the movie Pontypool. (Zombie infection flick set in a radio station)
	10:28pm Matt from Springfield: MARY RADZINSKI!!! The gal before YNGDAVE!!! :D
	10:28pm Ms. Sim: Omg StephenRadford, Pontypool is the best flick! (Stephen McHattie is a treasure.)
	10:28pm herb.nyc: Mary went "all the way"?!
	10:28pm JeffHQ: Rock that EZPass.
	10:28pm Danne D: YngDave will be before Cassius calls. Of course Cassius always calls at about 11:57 so hopefull sooner than that :)
	10:29pm moreguinness: Pontypool was some weird ass shit..so good though
	10:29pm Phillygrrl: How high does one have to be to get Dave...
	10:29pm Matt from Springfield: Erotic Pick Up Line #230+7: "You know I like your musk, girl!"
	10:29pm herb.nyc: Oh to have Dave's show in Odor-ama.
	10:30pm P-90: At least YngDave gets a "really great smelling" opening act
	10:30pm JeffHQ: Hard to get bet.
	10:31pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne: Do you need someone to contribute the call: "Hello?? Hello?? Is this Dave??" call around 11:57? I can deliver that, if needed :)
	10:31pm chad from oregon: I hope Dave does this smelling move on YngDave when he arrives
	10:31pm Danne D: @M_f_S naah Cassius has that covered
	10:31pm amy: @matt Ha ha ha!!
	10:32pm P-90: You can tell Dave thinks she's hot when he mentions her "fwaygwence"
	10:32pm Danne D: Amy Fisher was Dick Cheney before Dick Cheney
	10:32pm Matt from Springfield: @Danne 10:31: Excellent! We're cookin' with gas tonight, and every week!
	10:33pm Danne D: I wonder if Geraldo is gonna cover that Nazi Gold Train
	10:33pm cash: Danne: hahahaaa, not tonight..good lord she shldve left earlier..all the anticipation & now we have to listen2this chick??!!?! Unbearable.
	10:33pm amy: Yeah we're going to need a full description of Yngdave's scent. I'm predicting Brut or Hai Karate
	10:34pm Matt from Springfield: My parents looked into that treatment for my speech impediments in the 90s when it was new. The published literature was inconclusive, so we never did..
	10:35pm JeffHQ: Green Apple Gatorade shot for "medical needs"
	10:36pm Yngdave: your Dick Cheney joke is a worthy quip.
	10:36pm Ms. Sim: YNGDAVE!!!!!!
	10:36pm Matt from Springfield: YNGDAVE-OWITZ!!!! :D
	10:36pm P-90: @amy: I'm predicting rubbing alcohol and Desitin ointment
	10:36pm StephenRadford: Drinking game: mix it up. Whenever Dave is enraged, eat an Oreo!
	10:36pm Ken From Hyde Park: Knock knock. Who's there? Amy Fisher. Amy Fisher w.... Bang!
	10:37pm JeffHQ: Im picturing Bob Zmuda.
	10:37pm Ms. Sim: Ms. Sim faints
	10:37pm StephenRadford: YngFest!
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: I thought he would be on after Mary, but we're lookin at THREE PERSON PANEL here!!!
	10:37pm amy: @P-90 Ha ha ha!
	10:37pm amy: YngDave!!!!!!!
	10:37pm Matt from Springfield: Very astute, Jeff! ;)
	10:38pm Ms. Sim: That voice! And not on a crappy phone line! dies
	10:38pm cash: This poor mary woman!!! & danne, i never make calls like that!
	10:38pm LightninBluEyes: This is epic! ^_^
	10:38pm P-90: I'got a double shot of fine reposado tequila, I'm not doing it til YngDave actually comes on air
	10:39pm Matt from Springfield: "Into the Mike Part 6: Hi Mike". Coming Soon to a Theater Near You. Rated NC-45.
	10:39pm amy: Yes I bet Mary is DYING!!!!
	10:39pm JeffHQ: (Mary clicks reverse on her Google directions)
	10:39pm YngMeowy: the voice is coming from in side the studio.
	10:39pm Danne D: :D
	10:39pm BillDolanBDC: YngDave working blue out of the gate.
	10:39pm Mido: yes this rules
	10:40pm Ms. Sim: I. CAN'T. EVEN.
	10:40pm chad from oregon: This is amazing.
	10:40pm Rickwaukee: Goodnight Mary - it was a great segment
	10:40pm amy: Dave sounds giddy!!
	10:40pm Will W: MEETING OF THE MINDS
	10:40pm YngMeowy: Things don't get going till I hear retard.
	10:41pm Matt from Springfield: "Lawng Heh" !!
	10:41pm amy: Ah ha ha!!!
	10:41pm Ms. Sim: No way. I was expecting full suburban Sopranos.
	10:41pm cash: Dave&co, yng need2be closer to mic
	10:41pm James: haha meowy
	10:41pm P-90: @JeffHQ: good question: is it really YngDave , or Zmuda dressed as YngDave? He sounds a little different...
	10:41pm StephenRadford: Dave actually thought I had long hair until we met.
	10:42pm JeffHQ: Mary bodyslams Yng in a wrestling match providing him another ailment.
	10:42pm Ken From Hyde Park: Dave, can you describe YngDave's aroma/scent/smell/odor?
	10:42pm moreguinness: daves hair is fabulous
	10:42pm YngMatt from Springfield: Though, society is always telling all of us to lose weight, whether or not it's helpful for your individual body, which they haven't seen. (Though I could probably lose a couple myself).
	10:43pm YngMatt from Springfield: @moreguinness: I've seen Dave's hair and signature, but haven't seen his crushed velvet and ascot, live and in person.
	10:43pm goodgollymissmollie: I can never go back to not having YngDave live in studio. This has to be permanent
	10:43pm YngMeowy: Melissa, you're a saint for making this happen!!!
	10:43pm Ms. Sim: I am full legit losing my mind. This is like Night at the Museum, but with YngDave instead of dinosaurs.
	10:43pm StephenRadford: David Bamundo nailed the illustration for caveman in a space ship! Check it out on Twitter! What a riot! Love it!
	10:44pm herb.nyc: I'm a little behind- YngDave is on Dave's premium? If so, he (literally) phoned it in? Have people rec'd the premium yet?
	10:45pm Listener Julian: Are there going to be pix??
	10:45pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Ms Sim: The late Robin Williams will portray YngDave!
	10:45pm JeffHQ: @p-90: Depends on which cerebal hemisphere the benign tumors reside.
	10:45pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Julian: There'd BETTER be!! Proof of life! Proof of life!
	10:45pm JakeGould: Is there an YngDave pic up somewhere?
	10:45pm cash: Why does yng sound further away thn when he calls?? Haha, ridic
	10:46pm amy: @herb I have mine!
	10:46pm YngMeowy: i haven't gotten my premium yet. seems like a long wait time this year.
	10:46pm P-90: Why would YngDave NOT bring a guitar? He's such the unpredictable trickster, that YngDave
	10:46pm YngMatt from Springfield: BriJet!
	10:47pm YngMeowy: follow @mawwahh for her pics of Yngdave on Twitter!
	10:47pm Danne D: BRI JET!
	10:47pm moreguinness: This is an allstar extravaganza!!!
	10:47pm P-90: Wow, we're hearing from every square foot of 40 Montgomery Street
	10:48pm Ms. Sim: Listener Julian: There is! I'm looking at it as I listen, and the cognitive dissonance is off the charts.
	10:48pm goodgollymissmollie: How come everyone is in studio this isn't fair to the out of state listeners
	10:48pm YngMatt from Springfield: BriJet is cleared to Studio A, YngDave Top Secret Sensitive Compartmented Information level. YngDave Special Access Programs may require more vetting.
	10:48pm JeffHQ: Don't Tell YngMom The Babysitter's Dread
	10:48pm herb.nyc: Thx, Amy. When we have our premiums in hand, WFMU should arrange an "in-store" and have YngDave back, to sign the CDs. Seriously.
	10:48pm BenDoverMD: first proof of life of YngDave on Melissa's twitter feed looks like he is holding either a cane or a freshly killed snake...can Dave hill confirm/deny?
	10:49pm Mido: this is not intimate enough
	10:49pm moreguinness: NEEDS MORE GUITAR...DON"T MAKE ME CALL AND BRING HEAT
	10:49pm Ken From Hyde Park: That's a nice blue shirt that YngDave is wearing.
	10:49pm Ms. Sim: Damn, if YngDave gets in a few more sassy comments he'll have his own show!
	10:49pm YngMeowy: Bri jet you were adorable!!!
	10:49pm Dennis D: a couple of full blown retards
	10:49pm James: the man looks sharp!
	10:50pm JakeGould: YNGDAVE LIVES!
	10:50pm amy: @herb YES!!
	10:50pm P-90: Wow! Now if Cavett was there to complete the trio, this would be the ultimate radio panel EVER!
	10:50pm YngMatt from Springfield: @YngMeowy: WHOA! More than a bit of a Southern Rock vibe to YngDave! Ek-sellent!
	10:50pm StephenRadford: YngDave is the US equivalent of Karl Pilkinton! Seriously funny!
	10:51pm JeffHQ: DJ Hill the Drill
	10:51pm goodgollymissmollie: "Sausage leave" Hahahaha
	10:51pm krissy b the 420 queen: YngDave's voice is different
	10:52pm James: for the record, i was not part of the douchebag collective
	10:52pm Danne D: 8(
	10:52pm P-90: This is like the Howard Stern Show when Howard starts screaming because every staff member and intern in the building starts drifting into the studio to get close to the Greatness
	10:52pm Ken From Hyde Park: Dave needs to shred for a bit to blow off some steam.
	10:52pm YngMatt from Springfield: The "House of Horra's", on WFMU!
	10:52pm herb.nyc: To mess w YngDave, Mary should drive YngDave to Philadelphia!
	10:53pm JeffHQ: Horrors d'oeuvres Business.
	10:53pm Rickwaukee: TALK TO MARY, DAVE
	10:53pm Danne D: @P-90 Cavett is on MSNBC tonight unforunately
	10:53pm JakeGould: Is the “Douchebag Collective” on Bandcamp.
	10:53pm YngMatt from Springfield: @James: The Douchebag Collective, opening for the Merry Weighs on Thursday at Le Poissssonnn Rougggge.
	10:53pm YngMeowy: Danne you were out of control in there!! you needed to be kicked out.
	10:53pm chad from oregon: The YngMoth Hour
	10:54pm JeffHQ: The Moyel, Crown Heights storytelling comp.
	10:55pm Ms. Sim: This is the best call.
	10:55pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: Any Crown Heights storytelling would begin with, “And who are you?”
	10:55pm amy: ha ha ha
	10:55pm Danne D: @Meowy 8(
	10:56pm JakeGould: @MattFromSpringfield: I feel this moment best be isolated to Bensonhurst since i have no idea how YngDave feels about Bay Ridge.
	10:56pm P-90: @OK: what's the URL for the Twitter feed with the photos from the studio?
	10:56pm JeffHQ: @Jake: Followed by "Are you JEWISH?"
	10:57pm Ken From YngPark: Little Falls, New Jersey or Little Falls, New York?
	10:57pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Jake: That neighborhood's equiv of "where you at?"
	10:57pm Debbie: Is Mary still in studio? I feel badly for her not getting enough airtime.
	10:58pm YngMatt from Springfield: @KenHP: Just like Mount Hope! New Jersey..or NEW YORK?! Driving me nuts here!
	10:58pm Ms. Sim: Mary's mom, getting the sh*t back on track!
	10:58pm matt: Retards kick ass
	10:58pm amy: Dave is getting a dressing down right now :O
	10:59pm JeffHQ: Hmmm... Could drive up from DC...
	10:59pm Danne D: Never fear - had the YngWave there :) you can call in to talk to Mary too :) 201-209-9368
	10:59pm Ken From YngPark: @YngMatt - Yeah...probably the one in Minnesota, anyway.
	10:59pm JakeGould: @JeffHQ: “And why should I tell you this?”
	10:59pm James: have a nice little show kids
	11:00pm amy: Whoa!!!!!
	11:00pm JeffHQ: Is Mary hitting DC Improv w Dave?
	11:00pm P-90: Mary sidesteps the "Den Mother" pitfall
	11:00pm Danne D: Georgianne sounded like the Philly female versio of YngDave
	11:01pm StephenRadford: Are we rolling or folding socks?
	11:01pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Jake 10:56: Not giving up hope yet, though. Your LITTLE interview??! Laundry night in Philadelphia!? Is this lady a mestasized version of Philly Boy Roy??! Creepy!
	11:01pm YngMatt from Springfield: Cocainosity
	11:01pm P-90: This show has ME doing coke again
	11:03pm Satan: the coke in area is garbage
	11:03pm YngMatt from Springfield: Georgianna Crap, opening for Hebridean Sun...
	11:03pm JeffHQ: @Jake: "Have you blessed your etrogs?"
	11:04pm P-90: Georgianna was some type of agitator or another
	11:04pm JakeGould: Bless these etrogs to the left and right of my Shofar.
	11:04pm StephenRadford: Sausages and socks? I'm concerned where we're putting the socks now. I don't want to imagine "budgie smuggling" at this time of night.
	11:04pm YngMatt from Springfield: An AgitProptress!
	11:06pm moreguinness: dammit I'm gonna get hammered
	11:06pm YngMeowy: TAKE A DRINK!!!!
	11:06pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Stephen: Do you ever put your socks in your sausage drawer by mistake? Or does Britain avoid that because their sausage drawer is on the opposite side?
	11:07pm Ken From YngPark: For Little Joe Franklin, have a Snausage® Party!
	11:07pm cosmic matrix: dave the stream is CLIPPING LIKE MAD especially when u talk
	11:08pm YngMatt from Springfield: Ma' Teresa's joined the mob / And happy with her full time job..
	11:08pm JeffHQ: (Mary drafts her toiletry shopping list for the tour)
	11:08pm Danne D: only Cassius would call him "Hey Yng"
	11:09pm JakeGould: I hate this judgmental caller. People with ailments can look fine!!!!
	11:09pm Rickwaukee: 2 very interesting people IN STUDIO - go to the phones when it's slow.
	11:09pm Ms. Sim: This man is correct. YngDave is not a monster
	11:10pm Ken From YngPark: I forget...was there an 11:00 station ID?
	11:10pm JakeGould: 11:00PM STATION ID! GET YNGDAVE TO DO IT!!!
	11:10pm YngMatt from Springfield: @cosmic: Hey, long time no chat. Since i've learned more about Hinduism, I've meant to ask if your moniker is based on "Aditi the cosmic creatrix, from her cosmic matrix all heavenly bodies were born" :)
	11:11pm cosmic matrix: why can't WFMU have a brickwall limiter on the LR?????? bah
	11:11pm Ms. Sim: Yes, YngDave looks fabulous! Of course, we may be creating a monster. Next week YngDave will have a press agent and no one will get an interview without press credentials and a guaranteed return of the ad sales.
	11:11pm JakeGould: Folks, stop pressuring YngDave to play… Let’s make this the first visit of many!
	11:11pm YngMatt from Springfield: There's a cheat-sheet in the studio! Get YngDave to do a flawless recording, on a quality mic!
	11:11pm P-90: I say again: can someone post the Twitter URL where the "live" photos are posted?
	11:12pm JeffHQ: Yng in studio sounds like the first time I heard Surround Sound at the shopping mall multiplex.
	11:12pm StephenRadford: Good question YngMatt. I should look into this with the Highway Code as a reference... Too much to consider with that!
	11:12pm Ken From YngPark: @P-90 - twitter.com...
	11:12pm Dennis D: Where is yngdave's picture?
	11:13pm James: twitter.com... try this p-90
	11:13pm JakeGould: @P-90: Melissa’s Twitter has them… twitter.com...
	11:13pm cosmic matrix: @matt: nah, i stole the it from a book about anti-gravity. but yes indeed it is the SAME COSMIC MATRIX
	11:13pm YngMeowy: P-90 - i don't know how to find a Twitter URL, but the handle to follow is @mawwahh for pics.
	11:13pm Danne D: see @DavidBamundo 's twitter for an awesome awesome YngDave drawing :)
	11:14pm JeffHQ: Mary is narrating a new love story. Agents calling to option this tale.
	11:14pm Dennis D: thanks, he does look better than expected! :) After hearing him put himself down
	11:14pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Stephen: Take your time, research an appropriate answer. I wouldn't want you to lose a sausage by "overtaking at junctions", or overstepping the "acceleration lane" into the "hard shoulder". Cheers! @cosmic: Sweet :) Anti-gravity is an even better "visual" for imagining the cosmic matrix!
	11:16pm P-90: Somewhere there's a girl working her way through cosmetology school by working checkout at a convenience store in Brooklyn, who has NO IDEA she's becoming a regular character on a radio show
	11:16pm YngMeowy: my feed keeps cutting out and I'm sleepy. i'm going to go to bed and dream about this show. what an epic night! goodnight all!
	11:16pm Marc15: WFMU East Orange, WMFU MT. Hope, on the Web at wfmu.org, 91.9 in Rockland Country
	11:16pm JeffHQ: Whoa
	11:17pm JeffHQ: "Nitro fueled muscle rock" yoga.
	11:18pm Ms. Sim: lol, Back atcha, YngDave!
	11:18pm Ken From YngPark: Later, Meowy. Have a restful night.
	11:19pm Ms. Sim: But boys, boys, you're BOTH pretty. Any gal would be lucky to take you to the dance.
	11:19pm Dennis D: full blown obese
	11:21pm BenDoverMD: poor Mary. Dave has to have her come back. Yng casts a long shadow
	11:22pm JimmyfromKearny: Back on stolen WiFi THIS SHOW IS GREAT!
	11:22pm P-90: "Nation of Samsons" my new band name
	11:22pm JeffHQ: Growing my hair now like 1980s Goldthwait.
	11:22pm P-90: Terrorists enjoy fine sparkling wines just like anyone else
	11:22pm Ms. Sim: YngDave is getting a taste for fame. I'm sensing an awakening here... Anyone want to place odds on an YngDave WFMU slot in 2017? ;)
	11:23pm YngMatt from Springfield: Keep on a-rockin us, BABY.
	11:23pm moreguinness: just realized when dave described YNGDAVE he described me...not sure exactly how I feel about that.
	11:23pm JeffHQ: When's the new Magnet drop?
	11:24pm BenDoverMD: This is Guitar Talk With YngDave...let's take a call.. @ms. Sim ... For sure!
	11:25pm JeffHQ: Operator James just inhaled unsafe levels of Dorito dust.
	11:26pm Phillygrrl: The swans mate for life. Those punks need serious help.
	11:26pm Dennis D: Soem Dominican beat a swan to death with a baseball bat in Inwood, for no reason
	11:26pm P-90: @Ms Sim: you're right, once they get that taste of fame, they're in Freedman's office begging for a slot on the schedule...never fails
	11:26pm JeffHQ: Sweet.
	11:27pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Dennis D: Sounds like there should be some sort of song about that.
	11:28pm amy: @dave You don't have time to be in Monster Magnet. Or April Wine. Or Molly Hatchet.
	11:28pm Ken From YngPark: For more about Mary Radzinski, there is her web site. www.maryradzinski.com
	11:28pm P-90: I NEED to audition for that Macho Sluts 6th guitar player position!
	11:29pm Dennis D: for awhile they were killing ducks to eat but the swan was not eaten
	11:29pm YngMatt from Springfield: "Seeking DWJM, 5'5" or under, 45+ years, "wheelchair fat", FBR"...
	11:29pm BenDoverMD: Dave doesn't even have time to be in Valley Lodge!
	11:29pm Ms. Sim: Look, is YngDave gonna jam or what?
	11:30pm amy: Melissa can give you a ride home!
	11:30pm YngMatt from Springfield: "The Swan Was Not Eaten" - 2016 Pulitzer Prize recipient for local reporting.
	11:31pm Dennis D: hahaha
	11:31pm amy: @yngmatt that made me LOL
	11:32pm YngMatt from Springfield: @amy: Nice - but 11:29 or 11:30? ;)
	11:32pm JeffHQ: Uh-huh-huh
	11:32pm JakeGould: Is “The Swan Was Not Eaten” Jared Leto’s new band?
	11:32pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Dave et al: "...in BED!!"
	11:32pm P-90: YngDave lets him Mom check out the groceries, while he STARES at the checkout girl from the shadows
	11:33pm StephenRadford: Show me the crumpets on the gluten free aisle
	11:33pm BenDoverMD: cleanup needed in aisle 4...and also in my pants!
	11:33pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Jake: I would totally see them - in order to shout that Christian Bale should cut off his head again.
	11:33pm amy: @yngmatt Both but especially 11:30
	11:33pm JeffHQ: Can you check my price tags?
	11:34pm YngMatt from Springfield: @amy :D
	11:35pm P-90: Mary "taps out" LOL!
	11:35pm Ms. Sim: Now that I've seen YngDave, I think he should make a play for supermarket girl. Dave, you tuck your dress shirt in and you own a belt. You've got a leg up on half the tri-state area.
	11:36pm chad from oregon: I'm scared. The show only has 25 minutes left. I don't want it to ever end. :(
	11:36pm Fun Gus: Mine’s bigger. My cucumber. It’s bigger. I think vegetables can be very sensuous, don’t you?
	11:37pm StephenRadford: Spacial awareness is typical for social anxiety disorder: drink!
	11:38pm P-90: "Sex Predator App" my new band name
	11:38pm Mrs. Wormer: No, vegetables are sensual. People are sensuous.
	11:38pm JeffHQ: Jesus sequel for Big Lebowski crossmarketing campaign.
	11:38pm BenDoverMD: I have a registered sex offender two doors down!
	11:38pm YngMatt from Springfield: @chad: I feel for you. But the first time that happened to me on a FMU show, I imagined the perfect show was an ideal "Inception" level-3 dream - then you can imagine for several more hours going out into level-2 and 1 dreams, still in your realm of experience.
	11:38pm YngMatt from Springfield: GO Mrs. Wormer!
	11:39pm P-90: There's a registered sex offender on "Johnson Street"? do tell...
	11:39pm YngMatt from Springfield: @Ben: Neighborhoods without schools are great places to find them!
	11:40pm Danne D: RIP Bill Dolan? :(
	11:41pm YngMatt from Springfield: Like "Susquehanna" in PA, there's gotta be something dirty about that name!
	11:41pm P-90: 6-string electric bass, as pioneered by James Jemerson. Serious shit, you should recruit this guy for Macho Sluts
	11:42pm Ken From YngPark: One of my cousins lived in Succasunna for a time.
	11:42pm Ms. Sim: Listen to Dave, with his phone privilege.
	11:42pm Danne D: No YngStrings on hand unfortunately
	11:42pm JeffHQ: Mr. Dialtone-bot
	11:42pm YngMatt from Springfield: "Minutes of the Mind" - Jimmy from Kearny's public access show about disability class-action law, interspersed with Irish ballads. (Camera often cuts out)
	11:44pm Ms. Sim: OMG!! Bill Dolan, you monster
	11:44pm P-90: @Matt: "Suck-a-Sauna" may just be YngDave's way of pronouncing Susquehanna
	11:45pm YngMatt from Springfield: @P-90: Inquiring (REALLY inquiring) minds want to know.
	11:45pm JeffHQ: You had me at "She lives in MD"
	11:45pm Danne D: Relieved Bill's not dead. I woulda got blamed.
	11:46pm JeffHQ: Sons of Malarkey
	11:46pm YngMatt from Springfield: "Goddammit Danne! Bill Dolan's been stabbed to death!" "Ruh roh!" "Zoinks!"
	11:47pm P-90: The Fake Bikers: opening act for Macho Sluts? Perfect!
	11:48pm YngMatt from Springfield: "Oh NO!"
	11:48pm JeffHQ: Pocket poodle punishment.
	11:48pm JakeGould: This should be a t-shirt. twitter.com...
	11:49pm YngMatt from Springfield: ZOMG yes! Thank you David Bamundo!
	11:49pm JakeGould: It’s call a windscreen.
	11:50pm JeffHQ: Sit Ubu sit.
	11:50pm P-90: WFMU's legal counsel should be advised: there is a checkout girl in Brooklyn AND a person with an answering machine in Maryland who may be filing complaints
	11:51pm JakeGould: Lost the mic balls at the sausage party.
	11:53pm P-90: YngDave looks like an SG guy, huh? Interesting.
	11:53pm JeffHQ: "Remind me"
	11:54pm YngMatt from Springfield: Ca$hius!
	11:54pm JeffHQ: Dave is so sage.
	11:54pm P-90: Six minutes left to find the mic balls. And the clock is ticking...
	11:55pm Debbie: Good one, Dave. If you got the thyme, I got the dough.
	11:55pm P-90: Folks: bone up on the archives BEFORE you call and take up air time
	11:56pm YngMatt from Springfield: It's like the Riddle of the Sphinx up in this joint!
	11:56pm BriJet: YngDave is great! YngDay has been amazing!
	11:56pm Danne D: Every show starts on a high with YngDave and then ends with a Crash with Cassius
	11:56pm JeffHQ: Let this night flight land safely.
	11:57pm Danne D: What a great YngDay :)
	11:57pm JeffHQ: Rock on all.
	11:57pm Danne D: Good night everyone :)
	11:57pm YngMatt from Springfield: Godesped, Dave and YngDave and Melissa. Our hope rests with you. Great show everyone! Have a great night and great week! :)
	11:57pm amy: Thanks for a great show tonight! Melissa - thank you for your service. You're all doing important work.
	11:58pm JakeGould: Feel so blessed!
	11:58pm BenDoverMD: What a show! Where is the YngDave after party?
	11:58pm JakeGould: Thank you Melissa! And thank you Mary Radzinski for dealing with this mishigas tonight!
	11:59pm James: Dave withh some heavy lifting tonight! have a great week everyone!!!!
	11:59pm P-90: And the big flowers revelation comes in the last two minutes of the show... And Marcel is a"hippie". apparently
	11:59pm Dennis D: Thanks Melissa, glad we didn't have to pay someone to do what you did for free!
	11:59pm BenDoverMD: Melissa! MVP!
	11:59pm Rickwaukee: I feel like I really got to know how Mary smells tonight.
	12:00am Ken From YngPark: Goodnight, YngFolks. Good show tonight. I give it three sausages.
	12:00am P-90: ...and so glad to hear that Dave Attel is still alive
	12:00am BenDoverMD: G'night all!
	12:00am YngMatt from Springfield: Heal-y Um, opening for The Nonferrous Squad.
	12:00am Dennis D: have a great week all.
	12:01am P-90: Thanks Daves, Mary, and especially Melissa!
	12:01am Matt from Springfield: @P-90: Totally dug his show 11-12 years ago!
	12:56am DaveHill: Thanks for listening, everybody!

The Goddamn Dave Hill Show: Playlist from August 22, 2016

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