Johnsonville Jalapeno Sausage: Ken's show

Listener comments!

8:39am Mark S:

Hi Ken,
How was maternity leave

8:40am cory:

good morning ken, it's nice to have you back on the air

8:42am Nick S.:

KEN! GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK! HOPE YOU HAVEN"T BECOME SENILE!

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8:44am Ken From Hyde Park:

Hey, it's the dude from the Hump Day HazMat Report! Toxic!

8:44am Lizardner Dave Somethingorother:

Welcome back Ken! Bring on the Elakelaiset!

8:47am Listener Robert:

Pre-show GIF poetry's easy today: People are happily waving at the return of this show.

8:47am Michele with One "L":

Yay you are back!

8:48am (Murakami Whywolf))):

Hello, all. The rhythm of my week's restored.

8:49am Listener Robert:

Except for the one 2nd from the right edge, 3rd from the back, who's having a grand mal seizure.

8:52am Nick S.:

Love you, man! Can't wait to hear Eisbar, again!

8:52am zopa:

jazz hands?

8:52am Nick S.:

Eisbaer!

8:53am Nymor:

Is this where the cool kids hang out?

8:54am Nacho:

Nice to hear you again Commander Ken!

8:56am Michele with One "L":

@Nymore - This is where the nerdiest of the cool kids or the coolest of the nerdy kids hang out

9:00am Dave in Vermont:

yes!

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9:00am Krys O.:

Howdy!

9:00am Dave in Vermont:

i missed the gifs too big?

9:00am melinda:

howdy Ken, welcome back!

9:01am Yvang:

I am totally wired!

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9:01am Cmurtha:

Morning Ken, and everyone else. Looking foward to the pictures and the jams

9:01am wfmu_listener_phillip:

KEN!!!KEN!!!KEN!!!KEN!!!

9:01am Lixiviated Life:

The Return of Radio GIF !
Hi ya Kinny.
Long time no see

9:01am Nymor:

I thought as much Michele with One "L" :) Caught your new show yesterday - nice.

I've missed the double yoke frying egg gif greatly - I do hope it makes an appearance today...

Off we go!

9:01am John from NP:

Ken!!! Can you please do the show in the Humpday Hazmat Report voice???

9:01am jinjabredboy:

well - this is a good start

9:02am Lixiviated Life:

@ John from NP
I second that

9:02am Roberto:

If not the hazmat voice, might I suggest the 7SD baby talk vocabulary?

9:02am sphere:

hello everybuggy

9:02am steveo:

hey good morning. who's the new guy?

9:03am wfmu_listener_phillip:

KEN IS BACK. WOO HOO!!!

9:03am sphere:

beats me, steveo. i hear he's good.

9:03am Diezel Tea:

Hi Ken, it's been a hot minute since I was able to hear your show given time zones. This should be new and rewarding chapter in my life.

9:03am Undead83:

What a nice surprise \m/

9:04am briania:

Wire/Chrome. Welcome back, Ken!

9:04am hansfarkas:

First time listening... Already in love with the show!!

9:04am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

Yeah, Ken, let's goooo!!!!

9:04am Nulsh:

Hey folks!

9:04am John from NP:

@steveo I think his name is Andy Breckman

9:05am maestroso:

Welcome back Ken!!

9:05am wfmu_listener_phillip:

now i can look foward tp wednesday morningd with a smile

9:05am Tiago from Portugal:

Hi Ken, Wellcome back.

9:05am ratso:

I'm only here for the gifs.

9:05am Zetti:

Cool beans, Ken is back.

9:06am L W Rhino:

Oh, you're back.

9:06am thatpatsmith:

It's like the craziest best party ever and everybody's here!

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9:06am -Ken:

Hi everybody! So great to be back

9:06am Kat in Chicago:

Yay!

9:07am listener Rey:

Welcome back Ken! Hope this is not just a one day thing.

9:07am kentuckywoman:

I'm just sitting here watching Dave in Vermont lose his pudding. It's awesome. XD

9:07am Listener Mike D.:

The return of the Once and Future King of GIF, America's favorite purveyor of barking dogs and babbling maniacs, the DJ who has some tender hot meat for you! -- KENNETH FREEDMAN!

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9:08am Ken From Hyde Park:

How do you like the new fire escape? Looks highly professional.

9:08am MikeG:

I've been pre-Khlam-ing all morning

9:09am queems:

good to see you back on the schedule, smk

9:09am Haiku Henry:

Welcome back Staysh

9:09am The Oscar:

Mornin'! God I missed this show.

9:09am steveo:

sounding great, Ken; glad to have you back

9:09am John in Bklyn:

It's Kensday again! Everyone grab a shittyflute!

9:10am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

Flying Lizards YES

9:10am fߦfߦ (:

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

9:10am BnowB:

We missed you Ken. Welcome back! <3

9:11am Jay Goges:

KEN!!!!! HE HAS RISEN

9:11am egould310:

Felder at 11:00 AM!!!

9:11am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

It's really difficult to pick which one of those waving people is my favorite.

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9:12am Devin B.:

Can't wait for Felder!

9:12am sphere:

Felder is spreading like a virus.

9:13am dei xhrist:

Yay Ken!

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9:13am CVB from SYR:

STAYSH!!!

9:13am WmKMoss:

Yes this show is starting out nicely. Love the Images too.

9:14am John in Bklyn:

@Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them): I like the guy on the lower left doing the snotty royal backwards hand wave.

9:15am listener Rey:

Felder virus is known to cause fits of Bootygrabbin with Khlamy hands

9:16am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

John in Bklyn: that's a good one! Then there's some kook in the middle of the fellas wearing sailor hats who is just wiggling his fingers.

9:16am Listener Robert:

What next, that Death Angel song? Actually that's one of my favorites, I find it uplifting.

9:16am Diezel Tea:

Ahh, Big Blood. Never fails to hypnotize.

9:17am Brian C.:

I can hear music… Sweet sweet music!

9:17am John in Bklyn:

Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them): Yes, I see him! Very subtle.

9:18am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

Alright, already, just gonna clicky star the whole show.

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9:18am gwtg:

Well this is a nice birthday surprise. Welcome back Ken!

9:18am The Oscar:

Don't think I've caught a Ken show since the web player changed over-- the gifs look so great!

9:18am Chris from DC:

Th'Blood!

9:18am adampsyche:

oh how i've missed the gifs and the music and not in that order

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9:19am Ken From Hyde Park:

If Big Blood needs a ride to Monty Hall, I can rent a van and bring them. Glad to do it.

9:19am SeanG:

missed ya Ken

9:19am sphere:

Without SMK, I would have never known about Big Blood. Big ups to him.

9:20am Brian C.:

The return of this show is a really cool belated bday gift to me. Missed ya, staysh!

9:20am Laura L:

Adding my herzlich willkommen züruck! to you this morning, Ken!

9:20am Nymor:

Happy Birthday gwtg :)

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9:20am -Ken:

Some Mariah Carey comin' right up for my old pal f0f0!

9:21am Asheville Jon:

Welcome back Ken!!!

9:22am Asheville Jon:

wednesday mornings seem 'normal' again!

9:22am steveo:

"Parable of the Sower centers on a young woman named Lauren Oya Olamina who possesses what [author Octavia] Butler dubbed hyperempathy or "sharing" – the ability to feel pain and other sensations she witnesses."

9:22am steveo:

anybody read that?

9:23am SheWolf:

I'm so happy Ken is back.

9:23am Nick S.:

YES!

9:23am SeanG:

here we go

9:24am Rev. Turnip Druid:

Holy crap, th'Captain's back!
As foretold in the Scriptures of Corn Weenie!

9:24am jdaAndAnoukFromKöln:

oh neue deutsche welle … :-)

9:24am sphere:

steveo, i have a copy on my iPad. Octavia Butler is a Big Deal in science fiction and fantasy.

9:25am steveo:

cool, i wanna read it

9:25am Asheville Jon:

waiting for the dr. bootygrabber and/or extended corn weenie, or perhaps even a nice dose of Tonetta this morning.

9:25am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

I just started reading Octavia Butler's books. Wow.

9:26am Peapod Ross:

This is a great day.

9:26am hansfarkas:

NDW!

9:26am Marley Dogg:

Güten tag meine freünde

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9:27am Ken From Hyde Park:

Wow, this is the best crap I've heard in months!

9:27am Ike:

My GOD, Ken, did you have to execute that entire team of diplomats after the failed summit with WKCR?!? You must have known that they had no chance against Phil Schaap! You've gone too far this time.

9:27am Sean from Bridgeport:

So many of the classics played already! Will Slavic Girls be in our future?

9:28am Peapod Ross:

tuchus? Where's linda lee?

9:28am OsloCoffee:

AUsgeseichnet! Welcome back Herr Friedman!!!

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9:29am Cmurtha:

REST IN POWER OLIVE

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9:29am steveo:

aw, I'm sorry Olive is not well

9:29am melinda:

Poor Olive.

9:29am Lizardner Dave Somethingorother:

Well that was a horrifying and depressing way to open the mic break. Sorry for your impending loss Ken.

9:30am prudy:

sorry to hear about your dog, Ken...quality of life...

9:30am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

oh, Olive! So sorry to hear that. xoxox

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9:30am Ken From Hyde Park:

Pixie dust for Olive.

9:30am (((Murakami Whywolf):

I'm sorry to hear about Olive, Ken.

9:31am Planet Tyler:

So sorry Ken about Olive

9:31am Colin in Durham, England:

Knuckles!

9:31am βrian:

Oh, but Baby Animal, on the other hand, is a must!

9:32am Sem:

...but you still will be playing "Strokin'", right?

9:32am GingerbeardMan:

but FaceGoat is still happening, right?

9:32am geoff mcq:

Good to have you back Ken.

9:32am fߦfߦ (:

Yes, Ken!

You can play all the Mariah Carey you want. I'll forgive you because today's your great come back.

But oh, Mr Ken, DO NOT dare to play her again after today or I'll harness my dark powers to put the Barenaked Ladies-Rush-Pat Metheny curse upon you!

9:32am Peapod Ross:

I came for the yakity sax

9:32am seb:

but we like the harassment alert. i can't forget "psycho sexual poem".

9:32am Granny Spicy Tuna (they/them):

New bad habits!

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9:32am Webhamster Henry:

Hi Ken. Does this mean new audio clips are coming? or are you going back to Groves' Emulsified Nose Drops and the Duck call shooting ones?

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9:33am -Ken:

Thanks everybody. I gave Olive a dose of pixie dust last night and it almost fucking killed her. I didnt realize that pixie dust is like chocolate for dogs. Oh well.

9:33am John in Bklyn:

OK. I want a goddamn concerted effort to come out of a record that isn’t a fuckin’ up-tempo record every time Ken does a goddamn death dedication … I want somebody to use his fuckin’ brain to not come out of a goddamn record that’s up-tempo, and Ken has talk about a fuckin’ dog dying.

9:33am GingerbeardMan:

at least some tuchas

9:33am derp:

oh good gawd ken's back! what did we do to deserve this.

9:34am John in Bklyn:

Is Don on the phone?

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9:34am Cmurtha:

Can we get a little yakkity-sax? I did not get immortalized in concrete, so I'd like some yakkity sax. Though, I suspect you will be pulling out some wyrd and wondrous new clips and sounds

9:35am Colin in Durham, England:

Dog-step!

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9:35am Cmurtha:

This set has been 10/10 thus far

9:35am Diezel Tea:

Amen to that.

9:36am fߦfߦ (:

Ivan the tolerable is not terrible at all!

9:36am steveo:

geez peapod, that's sort of personal

9:37am Sam:

Holy shit Ken's back! I can't believe we'll get to see more awesome gifs, I missed them so much, this is like a crazy dream or a flashback. This must be what it's like to die and come back to life.

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9:39am -Ken:

What song does this one (My Friends, by Sunday) sound s juts like. I can hear it but I cant remember who/what it is !

9:39am Chris from DC:

Interesting, does this premium have any Notchnoi Prospekt?

9:39am tadpoles:

#Sam...I missed the gifs too.....as well as Ken's take on music of course.

9:40am Peapod Ross:

Okay Ken, I think I can get over no yakity sax if you'll dish out an extra helping of poopy flute

9:40am Sam:

It sounds like the Beatles backwards

9:40am Diezel Tea:

I wonder if any Kino was on the marathon premium this track is off of.

9:42am Spankyflop:

Good morning Ken. All I want is a Pepsi.

9:42am Sam:

That must be one super straight road in that gif

9:43am Marley Dogg:

Welcome back Stayche! Great show so far! Thanks for everything you do!

9:43am fleep:

Greetings and welcome back

9:43am Brian C.:

My mom offered all her old CDs to me, I took a few including the Boots' Yackety Sax". My vinyl copy was scratchy

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9:44am -Ken:

I'm sorry folks, I've really turned over a new leaf. No acorns before the show anymore. No Yakety Sax but maybe other kinds of Sax. No goat alarm. But I am still on Facegoat, if anybodyis still there, please pull an udder.

9:44am Dr. Goot:

Guten Morgen!

9:45am Mick:

the day we knew would come at last has come at last! welcome back, ken

9:45am fߦfߦ (:

Dear co-commenters,

To commemorate Ken's comeback I'll translate some of your comments into Spanish to help you increase your reach with the emerging Hispanic market

9:45am chad from oregon:

Yeah! It's great having you back on Ken!

9:46am cory:

oh fuck, hi fofo!

9:47am Doug C.:

Welcome back Ken. We missed you.

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9:47am -Ken:

And no Tuchus either. I was only playing all that shit because I was spending all my time doing Hazmat Reports and editing GIFs. No more. It's a new day. It's a new era. It's a new ME

9:49am fߦfߦ (:

fleep: "Saludos y bienvenido de vuelta"

Sam: "Esa debe ser una carretera super recta en ese GIF"
Spankyflop: "Buenos dias, Ken. Todo lo que quiero es una Pepsi".

cory: "Ah, chingada, Hola Fofo!"

And that's just the tip of the iceberg of my own very special way of commemorating Ken's return! Viva El Keno!

9:50am sphere:

Ken, what did you do with the old ME?

9:50am steveo:

thank goodness there's still krautrock is all i'm saying

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9:52am Cmurtha:

Wait are you saying you won't be editing gifs or doing Hazmet reports in your down time between station managing and show running? I call shenanigans

9:52am fߦfߦ (:

Hola, cory! Glad to read you again!

9:53am Nacho:

Buena traducción Fofo. De dónde eres?

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9:53am Ken From Hyde Park:

If goat alarms have been put out to pasture, maybe there can be some frog croaking for Big Mama.

9:53am chad from oregon:

But... KLAM is still good, right?

9:54am fߦfߦ (:

If this is a new era, a new YOU, Ken, why are you fatshaming Freddy?

9:54am zopa:

Careful with that Pixie Dust SMK. It can make people do things they would not normally do...

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9:55am -Ken:

f0f0 I dont know WHAT you are talking about. I am now with THE PROGRAM

9:55am fߦfߦ (:

Soy de la lejana y legendaria tierra de Fofolandia, Nacho.

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9:56am Webhamster Henry:

Remember: there's plenty of Yakety sax and goat alarm mishigas in the WFMU Archives.

9:56am Peapod Ross:

I have it on good authority that the pixie dust is just bath salts with some xanax and kool-aid powder mixed in.

9:56am Chris from DC:

Hell of a time for a meeting. Later.

9:57am fߦfߦ (:

Alt-bodied Freddy. Very good PC move, Ken.

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10:00am Ken From Hyde Park:

My clicky star for Theme 10 disappeared. Such is database life.

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10:00am Cmurtha:

@peapod does that mean I can do pixie dust till my heart cocks? Or is that limited to bath salts still.

Also ken, this came up on troubles show a few weeks ago,since you play music over the internet as well as terrestrially who do you those fat royalties to? artist, song writer, both?

10:00am fߦfߦ (:

Ken,

WIll your new YOU still accept requests? Because I'm armed with a list of about 100 tunes I think our people will love. Yes, Ken. I did my research while you were away.

10:01am losermom:

God I missed this show.

10:02am Diezel Tea:

Damn I , hahaha, I was just about to write the same damn thing as losermom. )))

10:03am fߦfߦ (:

losermom is in da house, beatches!!!! A big round of applause, please!

10:03am Aaron Working In Newark:

I am only here for the old nonsense!

10:03am Diezel Tea:

Pizza sax, anyone?

10:03am prudy:

what's the PROGRAM, Ken?

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10:04am Ken From Hyde Park:

There should be Ken Playlist Bingo. If your board has Goat Alarms, Yakity Sax or Tuchus, no points. GIFs, Big Blood, Dog Stories, points. Yet to be seen for Khlam, Voivod and The Mumbing Egg GIF.

10:04am Sam:

This is now a yakety free zone

10:04am Dave from Brooklyn:

Hey Ken,glad the new leaf has been turned over, but hey,you play whatever you like!

10:05am blee:

Welcome back, Ken. I look forward to much disturbs. Long live Bette Midler.

10:05am Sam:

You don't have to play tuchus. That song is stuck in my head for the rest of time already. I find myself singing it too often.

10:10am Ike:

@Ken from Hype Park, we need to TOTALLY put together some Ken Bingo boards -- srsly, that would be awesome.

10:11am sphere:

watching that guy surfing on his car over and over is blowing my mind

10:12am fleep:

Music Man damage

10:12am Sem:

Take my money.

10:13am bk845:

I'm assuming that the writers of this were sued by the producers of Music Man...

10:13am The Oscar:

TALK ABOUT TRUNK SPACE.

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10:13am Webhamster Henry:

More industrial music please! I like Alan Sherman's Scott Cups songs.

10:14am Colin in Durham, England:

It’s like the good old days are back, man.

I love you all so hard

10:14am Sem:

Let's talk trunk room.

This is not my Dad's Oldsmobile.

10:14am fletchernyc:

Please where can I buy?!?

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10:14am Cmurtha:

How do I join this 1959 Rocket Oldsmobile cult? Because I am sold

10:15am zopa:

If ever we need a goat alarm, it's now.

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10:15am Cmurtha:

Also Tony the Tiger go back to singing Grim Grinning Ghosts

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10:15am Webhamster Henry:

@Cmurtha when you have a problem, use Silicones.

10:15am Dave from Brooklyn:

Ken,Breckmans gonna freak when he hears about your newly turned over leaf!

10:16am Marley Dogg:

This reminds me of the Simpsons monorail song

10:16am fߦfߦ (:

I second Webhamster Henry as long as the "industrial" part of industrial music refers to Industrial post-punk Jazz from Russia.

10:16am Tome:

the '98 poor "white man's" caddy ,>> !<>!

10:18am xangoir:

how I lost my way. but now am found

10:19am WmKMoss:

That car burning in the flooded water was in Pittsburgh in June 2017. I remember that. It was trying to get through the flood water but couldn't make it. Smoke started coming out then it caught on fire.

10:19am sphere:

@ Marley Dogg - the car song and the monorail song were both based off of a song from a musical called The Music Man.

10:19am Phillippe Bastille:

Good morning all

10:19am Tome:

nice to have Wednesday morning the way it was !<>! ahhh <>

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10:19am Devin B.:

Oh yeah!

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10:20am JtotheK:

Hi Ken! Hi everyone. Ken: Not to cause a panic, but are you aware that Clarence Carter "Strokin'" airplay has PLUMMETED on WFMU??? It has affected the markets! The 45 can be found online for a mere 5 cents now! Why, I paid 10x that amount just a few years ago when it was in steady rotation!

10:20am White Michael:

Laurice! I love this guy

10:21am Marley Dogg:

Thanks Sphere! Makes sense now

10:21am Peapod Ross:

laurice! thank you ken for keeping a couple of leafs unturned

10:22am fߦfߦ (:

LAAAAIIIIBAAAAAAAACHHHHHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEE!!

See what I did there? Two birds in one stone, beotches!

10:22am White Michael:

Hot Malibu Nights!

10:23am blee:

Felder now reigns supreme, Ken. Why?!?

10:23am John from NP:

Haz Mat outtakes!!! Nice!!!!

10:23am The Oscar:

CRUMB CRISP COATING.

10:23am Roberto:

Oh hell yes! MOAR OUTTAKES

10:24am justoffthebeach:

lol

10:24am Diezel Tea:

Sweet Jesus.

10:24am bk845:

In other news, local DJ has stroke, live on air...

10:24am MD:

42!

10:24am Nick S.:

It's funny how you sound like a Marx Brother when you read the haz mat report.

10:24am MD:

And Good Morning all...BTW!

10:25am Linda Lee:

ai yi yi!!!

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10:25am -Ken:

Walter Winchell and Groucho Marx both had the same New York, 1920s, Jew9sh Immigrant Accent. Definitely what I am going for on Hazmat

10:25am Strandlund:

Staysho...

10:25am fߦfߦ (:

I agree with JtotheK! We need to standup, upright, lift, erect or straight Clearence Carter's stock market price!

10:26am VT Knit Girl:

Welcome back to the airwaves!!

10:26am Peapod Ross:

Laurice has an amazing looking website: www.lauricenow.com

10:26am Listener Bop Monroe:

OLDS, rhymes with T and a capital P which stands for POOL....!

10:27am Nick S.:

Haha! Strangely enough I've been listening to a great Walter Wenchel record recently. Murder Inc.

10:29am Nick S.:

Oh, this is way too much like a Lush song.

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10:30am Cmurtha:

I have to bounce for now, but thank you for the show Ken!

10:30am Listener Bop Monroe:

woman in the front row center has rubber hand but she nails it in perfect time. Welcome back Ken!

10:31am Nick S.:

Sweetness and Light, I think.

10:31am WmKMoss:

Love the psychedelic organ sound.

10:31am Nick S.:

Nothing Natural!

10:32am Nick S.:

That's the Lush song

10:33am The Oscar:

It was probably only in the past year or two that I realized that Walter Winchell and Paul Winchell were two different people.

10:33am fߦfߦ (:

Don't worry, Cmurtha! I'll stay here and take notes for you.

10:34am Nick S.:

Nice!

10:34am fred:

Ken, No Shortz!!

10:34am Peapod Ross:

this is really good.

10:34am bk845:

Much respect to Will Shortz!

10:35am fߦfߦ (:

Thanks, The Oscar. Now not only I do not who Walter Winchell is but also who the heck Paul Winchell is.

10:35am bk845:

@Fred what's wrong with him?

10:35am Johnzon:

hey ken!

10:35am Dave in Vermont:

@Ken, I have a memory of you talking about how the NPR puzzle is such "bad radio." Nice get on that spot.

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10:36am JtotheK:

@Fofo - isn't Paul Winchell the weather guy? You know, 33 degrees out, but -10 with the Winchell factor.

10:36am Dave in Vermont:

I mean, it's not Will's fault after all.

10:37am Cool Runnings:

Saludos Ken. Pobre perrito, me da pena...que toda salga bien. Me rompe el corazon.

10:37am fleep:

Voice of Tigger, former ventriloquist with dummy named Jerry Mahoney.

10:37am bk845:

I don't know nuffin' about no NPR puzzle, I just like the NYTimes crossword puzzle.

10:37am Johnzon:

aw poor olive

10:37am White Michael:

sorry about Olive

10:38am Diezel Tea:

RIP Olive. You helped keep Ken peculiar and fascinating.

10:38am dei xhrist:

Alas poor olive

10:38am Peapod Ross:

poor olive.

10:38am Nick S.:

Lush ‎– For Love. Outdoor Miner is on an ep.

10:39am The Oscar:

Walter was the ruthless theater critic who inspired Burt Lancaster's character in Sweet Smell of Success. As Fleep said, Paul was the beloved ventriloquist and voice actor (and father of April). For the longest time I thought he just had a remarkably varied ouevre.

10:39am Peapod Ross:

pixie dust hospice

10:39am fߦfߦ (:

JtotheK,

Thanks. I am not familiar with that weather guy. The only weather man I can easily recognise is the one from Negativland.

10:39am dei xhrist:

You know you can't use human and meta human meds on canines

10:39am Johnzon:

is pixie dust cocaine? dmt?

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10:40am JtotheK:

I'm also familiar with Nic Cage as The Weather Man. (Good movie.)

10:41am Linda Lee:

ah jeez. 'new & improved'?

10:41am Mark S:

Zebra Trucks station id?

10:41am losermom:

Now I can stop with my six month long self destructive rage spiral. I told you I was a loser!

10:41am Listener Bop Monroe:

is this the same coyote/hyena that got caught in the elevator door last year? awwwwwww.

pixie dust = frop?

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10:42am JtotheK:

Re: Bathtubs Over Broadway -- we were discussing over at The Cool Blue Flame program with Little Danny last week. And we were reminded that Mark Hurst did an interview with the director back in December. (I missed that episode, must listen via archives!)

10:42am Johnzon:

JtotheK, Bill Murray plays a weatherman in Groundhog Day...

10:43am fߦfߦ (:

Pixie dust, the Winchell family...Oh, man. Too many things to learn, too little time to Google'em.

10:43am zopa:

This is soooo professional!

10:43am GingerbeardMan:

TUCHAS!

10:43am Johnzon:

"The" weathermen(weather people?) blew up a bunch of buildings...

10:43am fߦfߦ (:

LINDA LEE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

10:43am Linda Lee:

Ken!!!!!! Ken!!!!!!! you're back!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm so happy.....

10:44am fleep:

Promises made and broken, all in one show

10:44am Listener Bop Monroe:

der fabulous kenshlutz Yes Sir I Can Boogie!

10:44am Brian C.:

*Now Ken is cuing up "Yackety Sax"*

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10:44am Ken From Hyde Park:

Relapse radio!

10:44am Listener Bop Monroe:

oh please stop hurting OOGIE! please!!!

10:45am Linda Lee:

life is good again! XOXOXOXO

10:45am Peapod Ross:

Ken pretend to takeith, then Ken giveth. Ken hath mysterious ways.

10:45am blee:

Boredoms?

10:45am steveo:

ken you promised

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10:45am Beast of Boonton:

Yes, Ken is back! ☺

10:45am Johnzon:

i prefer "classic, unimproved un-enhanced all natural" ken

10:46am fߦfߦ (:

YES, blee! Exactly this is The Linda Lee band and the Boredoms.

10:46am SeanG:

tuchus

10:46am Linda Lee:

yay!!!!!!!!!!!

10:46am Peapod Ross:

SWEET SWEET HIT OF YAKITY SAX

10:46am Sam:

Ken breaks all the rules! Especially his own!

10:46am Brian C.:

corn weenie?

10:46am Johnzon:

weird that more hit songs don't feature didgeridoo

10:47am queems:

ALL THE HITS

10:47am Linda Lee:

we missed you babe!!

10:47am fߦfߦ (:

Hola, Linda Lee! Glad to read you again!! Isn't life wonderful when Ken's back in radio-town?

10:47am Robert Tables:

Say hello to the new SMK. Same as the old SMK.

10:48am Peapod Ross:

Yakity didgeridoo

10:48am Linda Lee:

it is!!!!

10:48am listener Rey:

that scrolling blinky girl gif works real good with this beat

10:48am MD:

MORE DIDGERIDOO MAN!!!

10:50am tim from champaign:

Hi Station Manager Ken and everybody! Ken - could you bust out Dr Bootie Grabber for old times sake?

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10:50am Mark Kingsley:

Nice to have you back, Ken.

10:51am Linda Lee:

i've always been an exemplary codependent.

10:52am fߦfߦ (:

Finally Ken has succumbed to the Boogarins!

10:52am zopa:

I gotta get me some of these Boogarins. They are really enjoyable.

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10:53am Ken From Hyde Park:

Is there a GIF available yet of the person spinning beneath the rescue helicopter? www.cnn.com...

10:53am judy from croton:

I don’t just love Boogarins. I adore. I cherish. I , oh never mind. Charlie Lewis gets full credit for discovering them. Full stop.

10:53am rich from red hook:

Almost time for Don Felder!

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10:54am -Ken:

It's really great to be hearing from all of you this morning! Thank you for checking in. I'm glad you're all digging the new format and persona

10:56am fߦfߦ (:

As long as the new format does NOT include a Don Felder break, it's all right, Ken!

10:57am kentuckywoman:

I concur!

10:57am Peapod Ross:

If Ken had a Felder break, we'd know that "new Ken" is just Little Matty Warwick in a Ken skin suit.

10:57am ratso:

I'm Fine. with the new and unimproved Ken.

10:57am sphere:

oh no. not the Felder.

10:58am Ike:

I'd support a break for Don Felder. Breaking his guitar, that is. And breaking the Heavy Metal soundtrack into little itty bitty minuscule fragments.

10:58am fߦfߦ (:

Even thought I hate the Cold Turkey song I think today's a good day for playing it because that's how I felt without my Ken's show during the past 9 (!) freaking months

10:59am MD:

THE SOUND OF 'FMU IN THE MORNING...SOUNDS LIKE VICTORY!!!

10:59am jan:

I am so late to the party! I've been waiting so long but forgot to bring my earphones when I left early! But it's still fun! But I can live it second hand on the archives!

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10:59am Devin B.:

Akiko!!

10:59am maestroso:

Man, I love Akiko Yano.

11:01am Passaic River Blues:

@maestroso: Me, too. Can't be beat.

11:02am Frank Rossi:

Finally my Wednesday morning has a meaning again.

11:03am Connor:

ken's getting sticky

11:03am maestroso:

Live version of "Rose Garden" on youtube with Anthony Jackson on six-string bass is killer.

11:04am Linda Lee:

just the way we like him, Connor.

11:06am Irwin:

boo-gah-REENS

11:08am Passaic River Blues:

Here's a link: www.lunaparc.com...

11:08am fߦfߦ (:

Thanks, Irwin! You introduced me to the Boogarins!

11:09am fߦfߦ (:

Did I mention that I go to see the Rockaby Baby live? Man, those toddlers are good!

11:09am Asheville Jon:

hey Ken, thanks for giving Tom Hyland (dotdash radio) a slot on the schedule! he does a great show!

11:10am tim from champaign:

YES! More Yakity Sax!

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11:12am -Ken:

Thanks Passaic River Blues - Luna Parc is absolutely amazing. Try to make it if you can!

11:15am xangoir:

from Detroit to JA!

11:17am Jeff Moore:

Ken's in his heaven and all's right with the world.

11:19am Sam:

Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose, as far as Ken's show goes

11:19am The Oscar:

ELAKELAISET!!!!

11:19am βrian:

I feel a strange hankering for goulash.

11:19am rw:

Clearly it’s Wednesday

11:19am Sam:

This song has me wiping away a little tear

11:20am MD:

MAKING PLANS!!!

11:20am John from NP:

NIGEL!!!

11:20am MD:

for Donald???

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11:20am Rich in Washington:

so great to hear you on the air again, Ken!

11:21am Colin in Durham, England:

British Steel went under this week. I immediately worried for Nigel

11:21am Linda Lee:

can the KenSchlampen be far away? honestly.

11:21am zopa:

Ra Ra Rasputin!

11:21am fߦfߦ (:

Eläkeläääääääääääääääääääääääääääääääaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiset !!!!!

Damn. I run out of a's with umlauts.

11:22am Sam:

Dammit fofo there's an acute umlaut shortage going on! You can't waste them like that!

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11:23am Webhamster Henry:

Making Plans for Humppa! Mary Wing did a great 3-of-a-kind set of this last year: freeform.wfmu.org...

11:23am Nymor:

The little girl on the right is on this

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11:23am yippie:

oh yeah baby

11:23am McGreivey:

I happen to have extra umlauts for sale. Genuine, made in the USSR.

11:23am Kerbo:

love it

11:23am Linda Lee:

wunderbar!! die kenschlampen!!!!!

11:24am bk845:

You have no idea how much I missed this song. I actually listened to it on YouTube the other day.

11:24am Johnzon:

digging the funky scandinavian/germanic vibes!

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11:24am Ken From Hyde Park:

Linda Lee called it!

11:24am fߦfߦ (:

I was wondering whatever happened to our beloved Sam the Appraiser without realising the Sam posting here since the morning is the same one! *facepalm* (hello, Sam!)

11:24am Listener Bop Monroe:

Yeeeeeehhhhaaaaa!!!!
THANKS KEN!!!

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11:24am Rich in Washington:

I always double check any umlauts I see for sale on the street. Sometimes they're actually sideways colons.

11:25am Sam:

Hi fofo!

11:25am doctorjazz:

Welcome back to Wednesday, Ken! Great to hear you on air again!

11:25am ! I X Key !:

It can really freak you out to be in the Church of Scientology cult & really see it really ruin people's lives

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11:25am -Ken:

McGreivey - How much for a five dollar bag of umlauts?

11:25am bk845:

@Rich clearly you are an informed consumer!

11:26am Barney Grubbs:

once I was looking for bunch of umlauts but ended up with a bad case of diaereses instead

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11:26am Rich in Washington:

My great uncle Maws died of a sideways colon.

11:26am Linda Lee:

Ken, i do believe that would be five dollars.

11:28am Johnzon:

you in detroit xsanguar?

11:28am adampsyche:

dammit ken i forgot just how much fun your shows are

11:28am sphere:

Beware, cheap umlauts use inferior materials and may damage the vocal cords.

11:28am The Oscar:

WFMU Gold.

11:28am MD:

Beuys?

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11:28am Rich in Wåshingtøn:

Are umlauts cheaper or more expensive in Finland?

11:28am kentuckywoman:

This show has made me produce more facial expressions than I knew I had. o.O

11:29am sugarwolf:

Wow, I was just thinking of this version of Boys Boys Boys the other day

11:29am Bic Lighter :

This is something to wake up to on the West Coast

11:29am MD:

Joseph...

11:29am long time listener:

wishin avant ghetto could have had this summer slot

11:29am Listener Bop Monroe:

this is bulldada... just awful... loved the last two though.

11:30am βrian:

@Rich: I'm pretty sure they sell them in 1000-count boxes at Wälmärt.

11:30am Linda Lee:

you can't be serious, long time listener.

11:31am MD:

These people must love art???!!!

11:31am White Michael:

boy that was terrifying

11:31am Sem:

My favourite new tune. You're the best, Ken.

11:31am Linda Lee:

was that lyric 'so frustrating, pee pee waving?'

11:31am prudy:

Michael Shelley's daughter, i believe

11:31am Johnzon:

reminds me of boy/girl
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bvJP5d0rku4

11:31am Listener Bop Monroe:

ok, this i can get behind!

11:32am Yvang:

Oh boy!

11:32am Sam:

You can also trade them on umlautcoin.

11:32am Marie:

Welcome back, Kenny! Sorry to hear about Olive.

11:32am Faustlinge:

Good to have you back Ken

11:32am fletchernyc:

Where do I find this “Sabrina?”

11:33am thedunkel / el carnicero francés:

HJello KJen! sorry about olive…

11:33am Linda Lee:

animals bounce back fast from illness given a chance. i think Olive wiil be fine!

11:34am Linda Lee:

just lose the pixie dust.

11:35am tim from champaign:

Free goulash? Oh boy!

11:36am Sam:

Free boys for all of my boys!

11:37am fߦfߦ (:

fletchernyc,

Search for "Sabrina en vivo television espanola" for the most epic live TV moment in Spain history. The event happened in the 80 but it is still remembered fondly by all Spaniards males who are in their 60s now.

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11:37am -Ken:

I may have gone a bit overboard with the pixie dust. Or waited too long to vacuum it up. Olive will survive. Maybe she will come back stronger, like The Mountain in GOT. Here's hoping.

11:38am Cecile:

I have one word for this. Serhat.

11:38am Linda Lee:

we hope so too, Ken!

11:39am fߦfߦ (:

..and by fondly I mean Clearance Carter fondly.

11:40am cobradan:

MAKE THE STALLING TAPE GREAT AGAIN

11:41am Phillippe Bastille:

Can't clicky-star the Fat Family for some reason...

11:42am John from NP:

#PoopBreak

11:42am Sam:

Is this actually a live show, or a clever clip show of old episodes?

11:43am Linda Lee:

oh no!!!!!! what's happening???

11:43am Steiner:

Feeeeeeeeeeeeet fie for.....fums

11:43am WEST EGG:

EAST ORANGE

11:43am Listening Out There:

Waiting for the artist name to pop up on the playlist for the stalling tape...

11:43am tim from champaign:

I hope Ken went out for a smoke on the new stairs.

11:44am Linda Lee:

are you ok, my dear?

11:44am fletchernyc:

Mt. Olive, the invincible zombie dog!

11:44am MD:

it worked! I did not tune to MSNBC...Thank God! WFMU...TRUTH IN RADIO!!!

11:44am fletchernyc:

So happy you are back Ken!

11:45am Marc (the other painter):

Yippee-Yippie, Guten tag Ken, welcome back to the magic of playing music!

11:45am Ike:

@Sam, hard to say, though I'm pretty sure Olive has never been nearly dead before... has she? Anyway, I ❤♡ ♥ the Stalling Tape!

11:45am Marie:

long live Olive!

11:46am fߦfߦ (:

Sam,

In order to find out if this is a live show with live comments I pinched myself and it hurt. So that must mean this IS a live show.

11:46am jazz upholsterer:

great show Ken! also curious what happened to The Avant Ghetto program? I no longer see it on the program schedual. you know anything about that?

11:46am MD:

THE STATION MANAGER IS IN!!!

11:48am Mick:

Oh man, I've been distracted. I got bingo a little while ago imgur.com...

11:48am fߦfߦ (:

I hear you, Ike. I lost count on how many Ken's dogs have nearly died over the years back in 2011.

11:49am steveo:

Mick, well done

11:50am Marie:

I lurve that gif of the boy dancing with his dog!

11:50am Hopey Sockmonkey:

This show has been amazing.

11:50am ChrisO:

Holy crapola! Welcome back Ken!!!

11:50am Linda Lee:

you missed the goat alarm, Mick!

11:52am andy in berlin:

I only know about the dog that ken almost killed when he took the bathsalts. I hope Olive is ok.

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11:53am yippie:

wow if the cd players dont know the meaning of the word 'work' they fit right in with wfmu listeners

11:53am fleep:

Maybe you could talk to the station manager about the CD thing

11:53am Mick:

I wasn't sure that saxophone backroom beat-down thing counted (or maybe I just missed it)

11:54am Mark S:

yay!

11:54am Marc (the other painter):

Awe, wishing wellness for Olive.

11:54am thelma:

welcome back Ken! Great to hear you again.

11:55am Losermom:

Great show, looking forward to the new dj's!!!!

11:55am fߦfߦ (:

Thanks, Ken, people! Weirdenful comeback! Till next episode and take care! Especially you, Olive! You baby animal!

11:55am Susan C.:

So great to hear you on the air again, Ken!! Missed your show.

11:56am Linda Lee:

can someone please tell me what's up with the fat guy's crotch?

11:56am BnowB:

Great show Ken .. Ty
Good day :)

11:56am steveo:

welcome back ken -- thanks for the shoo

11:56am Roger:

All Hail the return of the Baby Animal!

11:57am Linda Lee:

i must know before noon.

11:57am Marc (the other painter):

Missed the madness and the GIF's, koa-a-caw-caw...

11:58am maestroso:

Thanks for a great show Ken!

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11:58am Ken From Hyde Park:

Haha ... Very nice, Mick. Thoughts and prayers for Olive. And more pixie dust in the proper dosage.

11:58am sphere:

Linda Lee, I'm guessing some strategically-placed padding.

11:58am tadpoles:

A touch of People Like Us?

11:58am sphere:

thanks ken, best to olive.

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11:59am JtotheK:

thanks Ken! cheers everyone.

11:59am Hopey Sockmonkey:

I missed a lot of this show during my commute; I look forward to catching up with the archive!

11:59am Linda Lee:

wow.

11:59am βrian:

I shall play this for 5-year old.

12:00pm Losermom:

@ linda lee, I think he forgot to take off his fanny pack . . . .

12:31pm PMD:

Welcome back! I wondered if you would have changed radically during your break.