WFMU: Old Codger with Courtney T. Edison: Playlist from September 24, 2020

Listener comments!
	11:33pm Lolabelle Pancake: This show is jam-packed with goodies! We will hear Euneeda Bodenheim SING, and her brother Gus introduces a new product that makes people SHORTER.
	10:14am Pierre Delecto: Rogue alert: Fablio is out on bail and will be hosting his weekly musical crime spree.
	10:25am Lolabelle Pancake: Yes, we received an alert this morning and were told to report any new violations of broadcast standards. That man should be in shackles.
	5:08pm rrg: Hearing Euneeda sing will be delightful, as was hearing your old recording on last week's time-travel episode, Ms. Pancake.
	5:10pm Lolabelle Pancake: That's MISS Pancake, to you.
	5:20pm Lolabelle Pancake: Don't Ms.-take me for one of those bra-burning man-hating feminists!
	5:21pm Lolabelle Pancake: I think most men are OKIE-DOKIE!
	5:23pm rrg: And yet you're not MRS. Pancake for some reason.
	5:33pm Lolabelle Pancake: I have my admirers!
	5:35pm Pierre Delecto: There are rumors about Miss Pancake and vaudevillian Joe Frisco.
	5:36pm rrg: Without a doubt. Also, as a working woman professional, Lolabelle can choose to be Miss Pancake whether married or not.
	5:50pm Lolabelle Pancake: We learned that Fablio has played recordings by bands called Lard Free, Weirding Module, and Maggot Brain. Why must he insult the listener's taste?
	5:58pm Lolabelle Pancake: Courtney's fan mail goes to Ken, who won't show it to him. Fablio's hate mail goes to Courtney, and Ken refuses to read it.
	6:00pm yi: the failure of 78 rpm
	6:01pm Davee: Where am I?
	6:01pm ultradamno: Hello all! Maggot Brain, I understand is a painful condition for which Dr. Batty has a style of cigarettes that bring considerable relief.
	6:02pm Davee: My sister was an only child
	6:02pm Lolabelle Pancake: Dr. Batty was the Tesla of unusual analgesics.
	6:03pm northguineahills: We need a Fabio/Courtney dj battle (a la Fabio/Clay Pigeon.
	6:04pm Miss G: When I learned of the great Southern writer Ann Pancake, I immediately made an internet persona known as G. Pfannkuchen.
	6:04pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: OK so the Tulku thing maybe didn’t work out. Fabio’s not so much of a people person. Lots of innocent people aren’t. But to the point at hand: The offer was that you give Fabio 5 Million dollars to go away and call it even after all this traumatic persecution and violation. Because of his tremendous pain and suffering, and boy I agree with you. But I think he is eligible for, and highly deserving of, “triple triple damages.” It’s not about the struggle between Fabio and his persecutors. This is just a totally impersonal principle in our legal system that ensures that terrible, awful and persecutory behavior in society doesn’t get repeated over and over and over again. So yes, he is willing to accept your offer of 45 million dollars. People don’t know this but Fabio is actually a classic rock guy. For him real music was basically in the period between Rubber Soul and Aja. It’s weird to say this but he only will listen to RIAA certified Gold albums at home, because the people have spoken right? But he hasn’t been able to enjoy listening to Who’s next or Zoso during this whole ordeal. He has had immense suffering that even Eagles Greatest Hits can’t soothe. At this point he needs the $45 million just to feel whole.
	6:04pm yi: can you even say analgesics on the radio?
	6:04pm Lolabelle Pancake: Dr. Batty filed a patent on the Vaginal Cone, but Homer Wapner beat him to it.
	6:05pm spodiodi: aLolaha, Lolabelle Pancakes! here to shake off that failure nahmsayin?
	6:05pm Miss G: Are "triple triple" damages like "super duper" rockets?
	6:05pm G: Ha. Phone app was playing a repeat, so I found the un-late Codge on the old fashioned web.
	6:06pm northguineahills: looks like I need asthma cigarettes, and I don't even smoke!
	6:06pm another old man: Woke up in time this week!
	6:07pm ultradamno: $45 Million? Fablio would overdose on "Throbbing Gristle" records in a week with that much moolah
	6:09pm (Murakami Whywolf))): I'm _surprised_ at you, Mr Edison: you've lived most of your life without there being that moron's word 'flammable'. The word 'inflammable' has for centuries meant that something can be set aflame, and I hate to hear you pandering to people ignorant enough not to know that.
	6:10pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Why don’t you look into the old codger. We already know definitively about his crimes against humanity. But he’s also got felonies against neanderthals; extortion on a Cro-magnon; and the transportation of a large australopithecus over a distance of 10 Hectares for the purposes of a venal celebration. If it could be reasonably said that “We all commit crimes,” then by that logic he has committed more crimes than anyone, because he has had more time to do it. I rest my case.
	6:10pm Lolabelle Pancake: Hi, Murakami. Courtney sends his regards. He called you "a linguistic ideologue with a hustle."
	6:11pm Lolabelle Pancake: Courtney saw what Fablio's lawyer wrote. He called him "vulturous."
	6:12pm (((Murakami Whywolf): I wish it were but so!: if I could turn my being right into an hustle, I'd have more cash-dollars than an asthma cigarette had belladonna!
	6:12pm ultradamno: Unfair to the proud vultures among us!
	6:12pm another old man: The only thing Courtney transported are his 78 RPM records back and forth on Route 3 in his battered grocery cart.
	6:13pm Daybreak & the Even Newer School Order!: I want a hotdog for my roll!
	6:15pm G: Salt and peppa on the tube steak?
	6:16pm Lolabelle Pancake: Miff Mole was a spy for the Okeh label.
	6:18pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...? ? ...I thot all these new Jass records had barn animal impersonations...
	6:19pm The Butterman: This fine program could be enhanced by some Harry Reser.
	6:20pm Lolabelle Pancake: Is that a request, Butterman?
	6:21pm spodiodi: partly cranky lol
	6:22pm The Butterman: I’m scared to say that it is a request! I assume you Courtney doesn’t take requests.
	6:22pm JohnEBGood: I love you Codge! Can we do on on line kiss?
	6:23pm G: 123 skidoo
	6:23pm Davee: halitosis
	6:24pm ultradamno: I imagine if your saliva has no traces of tobacco or brown liquor, that you're not a relative has already been determined.
	6:25pm dale: this makes me think of bernadette peters...
	6:25pm G: She sounds like a cross between Betty Boop and Edith Bunker
	6:25pm Lolabelle Pancake: Courtney will see if he can scare up a Harry Reser disc for next week's show, Butterboy.
	6:25pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: I hear people saying that the Old Codger made improper advances on "Lucy" without a chaperone present when she was under 500 years old.
	6:26pm KWilde: I believe in the Old Codger
	6:26pm The Butterman: Wow! I’m honored! Plus, only my friends call me butterboy!
	6:26pm Lolabelle Pancake: G: Courtney was romantically linked with Boop AND Bunker! He also had a legendary tryst with Betty Rubble.
	6:26pm Davee: most of us are under 500
	6:27pm dale: vivianne vance was the real tart on that sitcom.
	6:27pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Lucy is 5000 years old though. Proportionality.
	6:27pm G: @Fabios Lawyer: so the #CourtNeeToo tsunami has now begun
	6:27pm spodiodi: lol, G @ 625
	6:28pm spodiodi: it'll have to get behind the karma tsunami
	6:29pm ultradamno: I believe #CourtNeeTWO refers to the stool samples sent in for analyses
	6:29pm JohnEBGood: Ricki moved on.
	6:29pm The Butterman: Little Jack Little doing his best Whispering Jack Smith. Any relation?
	6:30pm ultradamno: No intended tie-in to the doo-doo dooey day song.
	6:30pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Hey, Lolabelle what happened kid? I You did such great work on Stuckeys V. Waffle House, and you’re not even a lawyer. You did all the racy smoke-filled room type things and made history. You took all those black and white pictures that made everyone stop resisting and just pay up. But I don’t recognize you lately. You’ve been getting into the Fortified Syrup, haven’t you, babe? The word is every time the lawyers get back from recess their briefs are all sticky. And you wandering around with that Atomizer all the time? You’re always trying to make everything stick together, babe, when really, you know it was all just made to blow apart… Kid, they got stuff coming up from Mexico that’s 120 times stronger than that tabletop IHOP we used to pour over pigs and blankets when we were mooning at each other in 1976. I just worry about you.
	6:30pm Lolabelle Pancake: Courtney gave his number to Rikki, but he hasn't heard from her.
	6:31pm Listener Robert: I came here at 6 from Retro Obscuro, whose DJ THINKS she knows "oldies". Hmph. This is where the real oldies are.
	6:31pm dave wuz here: the 5 o'clock whistle girl
	6:32pm Lolabelle Pancake: Fablio's Lawyer: Are you flirting with me?
	6:32pm spodiodi: ultra haha
	6:33pm G: @Lola 630: apparently she did want to call somebody else
	6:34pm Lolabelle Pancake: Courtney's phone number is only ONE unforgettable digit.
	6:34pm Davee: Where was her art????
	6:36pm The Butterman: Can’t stick around, for I have the kids virtual back to school night! Thanks Courtney, Lolabelle, et al.
	6:36pm Davee: How's your balls?
	6:36pm spodiodi: vout!
	6:36pm G: Oy gevalt!
	6:37pm wendy del formaggio: Slim Gaillard! Yay! It’s too seldom I hear “Matzoh Balls.” Thank you, CTE.
	6:37pm Davee: Oy vey!
	6:37pm Lolabelle Pancake: This is for Yum Kipper.
	6:37pm Davee: Who?
	6:38pm spodiodi: nummy
	6:38pm wendy del formaggio: @Lolabelle: I love kippers! Yum!
	6:39pm Davee: Is this Irwin's show?
	6:40pm G: As we say in New Orleans: Irwin aint dere no mo.
	6:41pm wendy del formaggio: @Davee: Irwin’s currently off the schedule. This show is hosted by Courtney T. Edison. Stay tuned. You’ll learn.
	6:41pm Lolabelle Pancake: Irwin was on WFMU during the 1990s. We don't know where he went.
	6:42pm Listener Robert: He went to Pennsylvania, where the westernmost exist of the Turnpike was named for him.
	6:42pm Davee: Irwin is like 211 years old
	6:43pm Davee: He looks REALLY good for his age
	6:44pm Gus Bodenheim: I've got three of the damn things. One for cigars, one for neighbors and one for making slaw.
	6:44pm G: @Davee: The Crypt Keeper is jealous of his looks.
	6:44pm Listener Robert: The Pennsylvania Turnpike was not extended to Ohio until the latter was admitted to the Union.
	6:45pm ultradamno: Irwin gave the band Scrawl their name due to their atrocious penmanship. I understand he has doubled down on his commitment to correcting this character weakness in those young ladies. A fine and benevolent venture on his part I must say.
	6:45pm KittenVillage: Where can I get one of those guillotines?
	6:46pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Lolabelle: That's the you I know. No I am just a loyal officer of the court. And I care about my fellow humans.
	6:46pm Earth Walker: Your Music is Great Bro !
	6:46pm Lolabelle Pancake: Kitten: Gus (in the thread) will tell you where to buy. I think they're at Ikea. Gus?
	6:46pm G: @Kitten: try any really cutting edge stores in your area
	6:47pm KittenVillage: Ah, flat pack, I like it
	6:47pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Never chase an ambulance! Let me ask you a question. Where do ambulances go? You don’t chase something whose destination you already know. You just cover the ERs. You hang around and see what’s up, whose got the need. Never chase an ambulance. Never run after a bus either.
	6:47pm Gus Bodenheim: They're in all the better big box stores. I mean the really BIG box stores
	6:48pm Listener Robert: I'd rather run after a bus than before one.
	6:48pm Earth Walker: Where’s Fabio ? I haven’t heard that crazy bastard in a while We want Fab !
	6:49pm Lolabelle Pancake: Do not confuse the superior Delbarton Guillotine with the inferior Acme model from Coyote Corp.
	6:49pm Gus Bodenheim: Duller than sermonette, the Acmes. BAH!
	6:49pm G: Who sent out the memo, a century ago or so, that the only correct adjective for moon was "silvery"? Anyhow, I think it expired around World War II.
	6:50pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Fabio is sewing masks for orphans and will do so until the problem is solved.
	6:50pm Euneeda S. Bodenheim: Don't you remember? The Sharper Image used to carry that one.
	6:51pm KittenVillage: For when you really need a barber to take a little, and then a little more, off the top.
	6:51pm Gus Bodenheim: also try Cutlery Hut, Blade Shack or Stabby Things Lean-To.
	6:52pm Earth Walker: Good one Mr Lawyer !
	6:53pm Euneeda S. Bodenheim: I sure hope there will be a guillotine made just for ladies.
	6:53pm ultradamno: Silver Moon, possibly available from a sponsor i.ytimg.com...
	6:54pm G: @Euneeda: the ladies hate those accidental nicks and cuts.
	6:54pm Earth Walker: I usually tune in Pidge time when he’s done how about a guest appearance
	6:54pm rrg: Oh, how I do enjoy this program.
	6:55pm Euneeda S. Bodenheim: A guillotine for use by ladies, not for ladies.
	6:55pm Listener Robert: Somebody has to supply all those head shops.
	6:55pm spodiodi: thank you, Lolabelle & Courtney!
	6:56pm G: Behead shops
	6:56pm dale: david sedaris again?
	6:56pm Lolabelle Pancake: It is my pleasure to serve as Courtney's Playlist Administrator and Social Media Overseer.
	6:57pm G: Antisocial media?
	6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thank you. Lolabelle & Courtney. Until next week.
	6:57pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Billie Holiday - the Best Damn Seven Notes there could ever be.
	6:59pm G: Impeccable, as ever
	6:59pm Kyle: Currently listening while sitting in my car, in a nearly empty parking lot. the sun is setting, and the the sky is dark blue but you are nailing the vibe. thanks sir.

Old Codger with Courtney T. Edison: Playlist from September 24, 2020

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September 24, 2020: "All that is loathsome, drooping, and decayed is here." — Charles Dickens III

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John Burkhardt	Light as a Feather	0:00:00 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
John Kirby & His Orchestra	Double Talk	0:02:58 (MP3 \| Pop-up)

Fats Waller	Stardust "Stardust" by "Fats Waller"	0:08:33 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Mamie Smith	Goin' Crazy with the Blues	0:11:51 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
The Charleston Chasers	Delirium "Delirium" by "The Charleston Chasers"	0:14:53 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Mildred Bailey & Her Orchestra	Love is Where You Find It	0:18:01 (MP3 \| Pop-up)

Euneeda Bodenheim	Only a Paper Moon (Recordio Disc)	0:23:46 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Ruth Berman, Her Harp and Her Orchestra	Taboo	0:25:16 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Little Jack Little	What Do We Do on a Dew-Dew-Dewy Day?	0:28:14 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Betty Hutton	I Wake Up in the Morning Feeling Fine	0:30:24 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Cole Porter	Her Heart Was in Her Work	0:31:48 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Slim Gaillard & His Flat Foot Floogie Boys	Matzoh Balls	0:35:23 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Django Reinhardt	Bouncin' Around "Bouncin' Around" by "Django Reinhardt"	0:37:57 (MP3 \| Pop-up)

Gus Bodenheim	Monsieur Lop-Lop™ (commercial)	0:42:08 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Victoria Spivey	Any Kinda Man "Any Kinda Man" by "Victoria Spivey"	0:44:08 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Ruth Etting	Keep Sweeping Cobwebs off the Moon	0:47:00 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Louis Jordan & His Tympany Five	You're My Meat	0:50:02 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
James P. Johnson and His Orchestra	If I Could Be with You (One Hour Tonight)	0:53:03 (MP3 \| Pop-up)
Billie Holiday	As Time Goes By "As Time Goes By" by "Billie Holiday"	0:55:50 (MP3 \| Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	11:33pm Lolabelle Pancake: This show is jam-packed with goodies! We will hear Euneeda Bodenheim SING, and her brother Gus introduces a new product that makes people SHORTER.
	10:14am Pierre Delecto: Rogue alert: Fablio is out on bail and will be hosting his weekly musical crime spree.
	10:25am Lolabelle Pancake: Yes, we received an alert this morning and were told to report any new violations of broadcast standards. That man should be in shackles.
	5:08pm rrg: Hearing Euneeda sing will be delightful, as was hearing your old recording on last week's time-travel episode, Ms. Pancake.
	5:10pm Lolabelle Pancake: That's MISS Pancake, to you.
	5:20pm Lolabelle Pancake: Don't Ms.-take me for one of those bra-burning man-hating feminists!
	5:21pm Lolabelle Pancake: I think most men are OKIE-DOKIE!
	5:23pm rrg: And yet you're not MRS. Pancake for some reason.
	5:33pm Lolabelle Pancake: I have my admirers!
	5:35pm Pierre Delecto: There are rumors about Miss Pancake and vaudevillian Joe Frisco.
	5:36pm rrg: Without a doubt. Also, as a working woman professional, Lolabelle can choose to be Miss Pancake whether married or not.
	5:50pm Lolabelle Pancake: We learned that Fablio has played recordings by bands called Lard Free, Weirding Module, and Maggot Brain. Why must he insult the listener's taste?
	5:58pm Lolabelle Pancake: Courtney's fan mail goes to Ken, who won't show it to him. Fablio's hate mail goes to Courtney, and Ken refuses to read it.
	6:00pm yi: the failure of 78 rpm
	6:01pm Davee: Where am I?
	6:01pm ultradamno: Hello all! Maggot Brain, I understand is a painful condition for which Dr. Batty has a style of cigarettes that bring considerable relief.
	6:02pm Davee: My sister was an only child
	6:02pm Lolabelle Pancake: Dr. Batty was the Tesla of unusual analgesics.
	6:03pm northguineahills: We need a Fabio/Courtney dj battle (a la Fabio/Clay Pigeon.
	6:04pm Miss G: When I learned of the great Southern writer Ann Pancake, I immediately made an internet persona known as G. Pfannkuchen.
	6:04pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: OK so the Tulku thing maybe didn’t work out. Fabio’s not so much of a people person. Lots of innocent people aren’t. But to the point at hand: The offer was that you give Fabio 5 Million dollars to go away and call it even after all this traumatic persecution and violation. Because of his tremendous pain and suffering, and boy I agree with you. But I think he is eligible for, and highly deserving of, “triple triple damages.” It’s not about the struggle between Fabio and his persecutors. This is just a totally impersonal principle in our legal system that ensures that terrible, awful and persecutory behavior in society doesn’t get repeated over and over and over again. So yes, he is willing to accept your offer of 45 million dollars. People don’t know this but Fabio is actually a classic rock guy. For him real music was basically in the period between Rubber Soul and Aja. It’s weird to say this but he only will listen to RIAA certified Gold albums at home, because the people have spoken right? But he hasn’t been able to enjoy listening to Who’s next or Zoso during this whole ordeal. He has had immense suffering that even Eagles Greatest Hits can’t soothe. At this point he needs the $45 million just to feel whole.
	6:04pm yi: can you even say analgesics on the radio?
	6:04pm Lolabelle Pancake: Dr. Batty filed a patent on the Vaginal Cone, but Homer Wapner beat him to it.
	6:05pm spodiodi: aLolaha, Lolabelle Pancakes! here to shake off that failure nahmsayin?
	6:05pm Miss G: Are "triple triple" damages like "super duper" rockets?
	6:05pm G: Ha. Phone app was playing a repeat, so I found the un-late Codge on the old fashioned web.
	6:06pm northguineahills: looks like I need asthma cigarettes, and I don't even smoke!
	6:06pm another old man: Woke up in time this week!
	6:07pm ultradamno: $45 Million? Fablio would overdose on "Throbbing Gristle" records in a week with that much moolah
	6:09pm (Murakami Whywolf))): I'm _surprised_ at you, Mr Edison: you've lived most of your life without there being that moron's word 'flammable'. The word 'inflammable' has for centuries meant that something can be set aflame, and I hate to hear you pandering to people ignorant enough not to know that.
	6:10pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Why don’t you look into the old codger. We already know definitively about his crimes against humanity. But he’s also got felonies against neanderthals; extortion on a Cro-magnon; and the transportation of a large australopithecus over a distance of 10 Hectares for the purposes of a venal celebration. If it could be reasonably said that “We all commit crimes,” then by that logic he has committed more crimes than anyone, because he has had more time to do it. I rest my case.
	6:10pm Lolabelle Pancake: Hi, Murakami. Courtney sends his regards. He called you "a linguistic ideologue with a hustle."
	6:11pm Lolabelle Pancake: Courtney saw what Fablio's lawyer wrote. He called him "vulturous."
	6:12pm (((Murakami Whywolf): I wish it were but so!: if I could turn my being right into an hustle, I'd have more cash-dollars than an asthma cigarette had belladonna!
	6:12pm ultradamno: Unfair to the proud vultures among us!
	6:12pm another old man: The only thing Courtney transported are his 78 RPM records back and forth on Route 3 in his battered grocery cart.
	6:13pm Daybreak & the Even Newer School Order!: I want a hotdog for my roll!
	6:15pm G: Salt and peppa on the tube steak?
	6:16pm Lolabelle Pancake: Miff Mole was a spy for the Okeh label.
	6:18pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: ...? ? ...I thot all these new Jass records had barn animal impersonations...
	6:19pm The Butterman: This fine program could be enhanced by some Harry Reser.
	6:20pm Lolabelle Pancake: Is that a request, Butterman?
	6:21pm spodiodi: partly cranky lol
	6:22pm The Butterman: I’m scared to say that it is a request! I assume you Courtney doesn’t take requests.
	6:22pm JohnEBGood: I love you Codge! Can we do on on line kiss?
	6:23pm G: 123 skidoo
	6:23pm Davee: halitosis
	6:24pm ultradamno: I imagine if your saliva has no traces of tobacco or brown liquor, that you're not a relative has already been determined.
	6:25pm dale: this makes me think of bernadette peters...
	6:25pm G: She sounds like a cross between Betty Boop and Edith Bunker
	6:25pm Lolabelle Pancake: Courtney will see if he can scare up a Harry Reser disc for next week's show, Butterboy.
	6:25pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: I hear people saying that the Old Codger made improper advances on "Lucy" without a chaperone present when she was under 500 years old.
	6:26pm KWilde: I believe in the Old Codger
	6:26pm The Butterman: Wow! I’m honored! Plus, only my friends call me butterboy!
	6:26pm Lolabelle Pancake: G: Courtney was romantically linked with Boop AND Bunker! He also had a legendary tryst with Betty Rubble.
	6:26pm Davee: most of us are under 500
	6:27pm dale: vivianne vance was the real tart on that sitcom.
	6:27pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Lucy is 5000 years old though. Proportionality.
	6:27pm G: @Fabios Lawyer: so the #CourtNeeToo tsunami has now begun
	6:27pm spodiodi: lol, G @ 625
	6:28pm spodiodi: it'll have to get behind the karma tsunami
	6:29pm ultradamno: I believe #CourtNeeTWO refers to the stool samples sent in for analyses
	6:29pm JohnEBGood: Ricki moved on.
	6:29pm The Butterman: Little Jack Little doing his best Whispering Jack Smith. Any relation?
	6:30pm ultradamno: No intended tie-in to the doo-doo dooey day song.
	6:30pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Hey, Lolabelle what happened kid? I You did such great work on Stuckeys V. Waffle House, and you’re not even a lawyer. You did all the racy smoke-filled room type things and made history. You took all those black and white pictures that made everyone stop resisting and just pay up. But I don’t recognize you lately. You’ve been getting into the Fortified Syrup, haven’t you, babe? The word is every time the lawyers get back from recess their briefs are all sticky. And you wandering around with that Atomizer all the time? You’re always trying to make everything stick together, babe, when really, you know it was all just made to blow apart… Kid, they got stuff coming up from Mexico that’s 120 times stronger than that tabletop IHOP we used to pour over pigs and blankets when we were mooning at each other in 1976. I just worry about you.
	6:30pm Lolabelle Pancake: Courtney gave his number to Rikki, but he hasn't heard from her.
	6:31pm Listener Robert: I came here at 6 from Retro Obscuro, whose DJ THINKS she knows "oldies". Hmph. This is where the real oldies are.
	6:31pm dave wuz here: the 5 o'clock whistle girl
	6:32pm Lolabelle Pancake: Fablio's Lawyer: Are you flirting with me?
	6:32pm spodiodi: ultra haha
	6:33pm G: @Lola 630: apparently she did want to call somebody else
	6:34pm Lolabelle Pancake: Courtney's phone number is only ONE unforgettable digit.
	6:34pm Davee: Where was her art????
	6:36pm The Butterman: Can’t stick around, for I have the kids virtual back to school night! Thanks Courtney, Lolabelle, et al.
	6:36pm Davee: How's your balls?
	6:36pm spodiodi: vout!
	6:36pm G: Oy gevalt!
	6:37pm wendy del formaggio: Slim Gaillard! Yay! It’s too seldom I hear “Matzoh Balls.” Thank you, CTE.
	6:37pm Davee: Oy vey!
	6:37pm Lolabelle Pancake: This is for Yum Kipper.
	6:37pm Davee: Who?
	6:38pm spodiodi: nummy
	6:38pm wendy del formaggio: @Lolabelle: I love kippers! Yum!
	6:39pm Davee: Is this Irwin's show?
	6:40pm G: As we say in New Orleans: Irwin aint dere no mo.
	6:41pm wendy del formaggio: @Davee: Irwin’s currently off the schedule. This show is hosted by Courtney T. Edison. Stay tuned. You’ll learn.
	6:41pm Lolabelle Pancake: Irwin was on WFMU during the 1990s. We don't know where he went.
	6:42pm Listener Robert: He went to Pennsylvania, where the westernmost exist of the Turnpike was named for him.
	6:42pm Davee: Irwin is like 211 years old
	6:43pm Davee: He looks REALLY good for his age
	6:44pm Gus Bodenheim: I've got three of the damn things. One for cigars, one for neighbors and one for making slaw.
	6:44pm G: @Davee: The Crypt Keeper is jealous of his looks.
	6:44pm Listener Robert: The Pennsylvania Turnpike was not extended to Ohio until the latter was admitted to the Union.
	6:45pm ultradamno: Irwin gave the band Scrawl their name due to their atrocious penmanship. I understand he has doubled down on his commitment to correcting this character weakness in those young ladies. A fine and benevolent venture on his part I must say.
	6:45pm KittenVillage: Where can I get one of those guillotines?
	6:46pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Lolabelle: That's the you I know. No I am just a loyal officer of the court. And I care about my fellow humans.
	6:46pm Earth Walker: Your Music is Great Bro !
	6:46pm Lolabelle Pancake: Kitten: Gus (in the thread) will tell you where to buy. I think they're at Ikea. Gus?
	6:46pm G: @Kitten: try any really cutting edge stores in your area
	6:47pm KittenVillage: Ah, flat pack, I like it
	6:47pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Never chase an ambulance! Let me ask you a question. Where do ambulances go? You don’t chase something whose destination you already know. You just cover the ERs. You hang around and see what’s up, whose got the need. Never chase an ambulance. Never run after a bus either.
	6:47pm Gus Bodenheim: They're in all the better big box stores. I mean the really BIG box stores
	6:48pm Listener Robert: I'd rather run after a bus than before one.
	6:48pm Earth Walker: Where’s Fabio ? I haven’t heard that crazy bastard in a while We want Fab !
	6:49pm Lolabelle Pancake: Do not confuse the superior Delbarton Guillotine with the inferior Acme model from Coyote Corp.
	6:49pm Gus Bodenheim: Duller than sermonette, the Acmes. BAH!
	6:49pm G: Who sent out the memo, a century ago or so, that the only correct adjective for moon was "silvery"? Anyhow, I think it expired around World War II.
	6:50pm Fabios Pennsylvania Lawyer: Fabio is sewing masks for orphans and will do so until the problem is solved.
	6:50pm Euneeda S. Bodenheim: Don't you remember? The Sharper Image used to carry that one.
	6:51pm KittenVillage: For when you really need a barber to take a little, and then a little more, off the top.
	6:51pm Gus Bodenheim: also try Cutlery Hut, Blade Shack or Stabby Things Lean-To.
	6:52pm Earth Walker: Good one Mr Lawyer !
	6:53pm Euneeda S. Bodenheim: I sure hope there will be a guillotine made just for ladies.
	6:53pm ultradamno: Silver Moon, possibly available from a sponsor i.ytimg.com...
	6:54pm G: @Euneeda: the ladies hate those accidental nicks and cuts.
	6:54pm Earth Walker: I usually tune in Pidge time when he’s done how about a guest appearance
	6:54pm rrg: Oh, how I do enjoy this program.
	6:55pm Euneeda S. Bodenheim: A guillotine for use by ladies, not for ladies.
	6:55pm Listener Robert: Somebody has to supply all those head shops.
	6:55pm spodiodi: thank you, Lolabelle & Courtney!
	6:56pm G: Behead shops
	6:56pm dale: david sedaris again?
	6:56pm Lolabelle Pancake: It is my pleasure to serve as Courtney's Playlist Administrator and Social Media Overseer.
	6:57pm G: Antisocial media?
	6:57pm Ken From Hyde Park: Thank you. Lolabelle & Courtney. Until next week.
	6:57pm Revolution Rabbit Nov63: Billie Holiday - the Best Damn Seven Notes there could ever be.
	6:59pm G: Impeccable, as ever
	6:59pm Kyle: Currently listening while sitting in my car, in a nearly empty parking lot. the sun is setting, and the the sky is dark blue but you are nailing the vibe. thanks sir.

Old Codger with Courtney T. Edison: Playlist from September 24, 2020

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