WFMU: High Waisted Modernists with DJ GeorgyGirl: Playlist from September 30, 2020

Listener comments!
	2:36pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello all! I seem to be coming down with a cold so I'm letting Joan take over the narration duties today :-)
	2:57pm solo mon: Not a butter face, but a bitter face!
	2:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi solo! :-)
	2:57pm solo mon: Hi GG!
	2:57pm notsoKWYET: HELLLLLLOOOoooOoOoOOOOooooOOooooo
	2:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Thank you Jan for the wonderful dedication! :-) <3
	2:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: NSK!! Hello!! :-D
	2:58pm solo mon: HeLL -o00000oooo-
	2:59pm Rich in Washington: Hey, GeorgyGirl!
	2:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Jan - I certainly DO believe in you :-) x
	2:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Rich!!
	3:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I have had no voice all day - which for me is UNBEARABLE :-(
	3:01pm solo mon: Darnit it still kicking me off before your show
	3:01pm notsoKWYET: trying to decide if I want dry or moist salami in my sandwich... maybe no salami at all... HELP ME JOAN
	3:01pm notsoKWYET: SAME @solo
	3:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Not heard back from Kenzo about that so no idea what's going on
	3:01pm Ursula1000: 'ello!
	3:01pm Jan Turkenburg: <3 <3 <3 I know Georgy! It was sincere!
	3:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - Joan says do both with a little strong mustard ;-)
	3:02pm Sem: Hello, gg, and the HWM regulars, including it seems, Joan.
	3:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Jan - HUGE hugs to you, my lovely x
	3:02pm solo mon: U1k! Jan!
	3:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Ursula!! Hello! :-)
	3:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hey there Sem! :-)
	3:02pm solo mon: I just had some dry salami w mustard.
	3:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Don't mix textures tho! NEVER DO THAT
	3:03pm solo mon: Gosh she doesn’t sound like a pain in the ass at all.
	3:03pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Apologies for not being around that much this week - I'm coming down with something. Not THAT, thank goodness.
	3:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - ;-)
	3:04pm notsoKWYET: CHRISTINA!!!!!
	3:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I bet she said a lot to "the children" ;-)
	3:04pm Franco Twinkie: Reporting for duty, Ma'am!
	3:04pm solo mon: U1k - re your question on Jans chat: I’m still figuring it out but know there WILL be moist salami!
	3:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Franco :-) Where's my pie? ;-)
	3:05pm solo mon: Franco T !
	3:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I've lost my place in the playlist - oops. Lol
	3:05pm Martinibomb: Hello Georgy Girl!
	3:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi MB!!! :-)
	3:06pm Franco Twinkie: It's on the kitchen table Georgy, but not for long.
	3:06pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - I'm IN! ;-)
	3:07pm solo mon: I got to meet MBs cute doggie this morning.
	3:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - OH!!! Cuddles!!! <3
	3:07pm Franco Twinkie: Check that.
	3:07pm solo mon: Rehearse everyone to death
	3:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I bet Joan was a pain the arse on set. Lol
	3:07pm notsoKWYET: Take 1 Print... lol
	3:08pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - I'd like to live in her head for an hour ;-)
	3:08pm solo mon: She’s holds herself and others to very high standards.
	3:09pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - And those standards are MOIST
	3:09pm solo mon: They are moist where they need to be moist and dry where they need to be dry.
	3:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: In Joan's world the mustard is always STRONG
	3:10pm solo mon: Business
	3:11pm solo mon: It’s the contrast of textures and colors that make anything good. She’s not wrong.
	3:11pm DJ GeorgyGirl: If anyone's familiar with the UK TV show "Dangermouse", I currently sound like Baron Greenback
	3:12pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - And if she wants to sleep in, she'll do just that
	3:12pm Franco Twinkie: Can you join me for a Pepsi later this afternoon in Tiera Del Fuego?
	3:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - It's far better than that nasty Coke that Yankee woman drinks!
	3:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Christ - imagine those poor friends having to watch "Trog" with her. Lol
	3:14pm solo mon: Abhor dropper inners
	3:14pm Franco Twinkie: A little cotton shift, what else?
	3:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I love how even her children weren't allowed to drop in announced ...
	3:14pm Ursula1000: Solo--moist salami? fascinating!
	3:15pm solo mon: Ah GG sorry bout your cold!
	3:15pm DJ GeorgyGirl: MOMMY'S WORKING!
	3:15pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Logically I know it's the time of year ... but my anxiety keeps Googling symptoms of You-Know-What.
	3:15pm Franco Twinkie: Dear, can you stand in the light for just a moment?
	3:16pm DJ GeorgyGirl: There are moments where you almost feel sorry for her ... and then she pops a zinger in.
	3:16pm solo mon: U1k I forgot to mention an associate of Franco Twinkie sent me a cassette with some adventures recorded on it. I’m playing that tomorrow as well!
	3:17pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Oooo!!! Exciting!! :-)
	3:17pm Ursula1000: ^ same!
	3:17pm Franco Twinkie: I hear there are some racy bits.
	3:18pm solo mon: Oh GG I understand, the smoke came back yesterday and I have a scratchiest throat too
	3:18pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Right - I know where I am in the playlist now ;-)
	3:18pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Oh dear!! Are there more fires? :-(
	3:19pm Listening Out There: Just got here. Looks like a great show today, DJG2...
	3:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: This week's theme is LE JAZZ ;-)
	3:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Listening Out There! Hellooooooo! :-)
	3:19pm solo mon: Franco it’s nothing our audience can’t handle. Racy but with artistic intentions.
	3:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: There is no planet where the president of a college is called "Daddy"
	3:20pm notsoKWYET: i'm sorry... was his name Daddy Wood? lol
	3:20pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - Yep. Lol!
	3:20pm solo mon: I went to daddy college
	3:20pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Lol! ;-)
	3:21pm Franco Twinkie: I just came back from having a BLT al fresco, and although the Bobcat fire is laying down, I can feel the microns of filth in my lungs.
	3:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Every single chapter of this book is gold :-)
	3:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - That's awful :-( I'm so sorry
	3:21pm solo mon: Yeah depends on the winds right now. It’s clearer today but I’m still so sensitive.
	3:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Make your man happy! Joan says so!
	3:22pm solo mon: You were only created to labor geezus woman
	3:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl: This is all fascinating and fucked on so many levels ;-)
	3:23pm notsoKWYET: i'm Still going to daddy college!
	3:23pm solo mon: U1k what’s your steez tomorrow? I love that you are at 1.5 hours now.
	3:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I believe that Daddy College has special "scholarship programmes"
	3:23pm Franco Twinkie: I'm inside now with the air con blasting, and have no reason to venture out into the hell scape for the near future.
	3:24pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - Come and sit a spell with us :-)
	3:25pm solo mon: I drop in for night classes now and then. Continuing my Daducation.
	3:25pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I know who I am. I'M JOAN CRAWFORD
	3:26pm Franco Twinkie: What's on the lesson plan today, teacher?
	3:26pm solo mon: Do you think her type will ever come back? Haha
	3:27pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Christ!!! Lol.
	3:27pm solo mon: I’m gonna smoke a buncha weeed
	3:27pm Martinibomb: just about to the point where I get to pop a beer and chill out listening to U GG
	3:27pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - I think the only way anyone can cope with Joan is a bunch of weed to be fair ;-)
	3:28pm solo mon: If it’s good enough for Helen Hayes...
	3:28pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @MB - Pop that beer!! You've earned it! And it goes with the jazz ;-)
	3:28pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Yay-uh-ess
	3:28pm notsoKWYET: When's she gonna talk about food?!?
	3:29pm solo mon: There’s daddy again
	3:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: The more she says Daddy Wood the more I laugh :-)
	3:29pm solo mon: Her cruel laugh to herself that she knows she pissed off her dressmakers.
	3:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - No food this week! You can't eat until you've been married four times AND have studied opera ;-)
	3:30pm Franco Twinkie: I had a neighbor who was an aspirational actress who was so annoying, but she did like to walk around naked, so there was that.
	3:30pm Martinibomb: I beeeen diggin' the vibe today
	3:30pm notsoKWYET: Do i dare google Daddy Wood?
	3:30pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - HAHAHA!!! My ribcage defies you!
	3:30pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - My word!!
	3:30pm solo mon: I googled frappe yesterday and immediately regretted it
	3:30pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @MB - yay! :-) <3
	3:31pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - Yes! Do it!! I'm intrigued :-)
	3:31pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - What did you find??
	3:31pm notsoKWYET: I looked up "Daddy Wood Joan Crawford" and a picture of Jon voigt came up lOLOLOLOLOL
	3:32pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - Ok ... that's random. Lol
	3:32pm Mr Fab: Been listening while doing stuff, but had to drop in to say: Joan sang?! (“a three-octave range, contralto”) Did she make any records?
	3:33pm solo mon: It’s a sex act. But no body can agree what it means, apparently
	3:34pm DJ GeorgyGirl: "Wood, James Madison ("Daddy"). President of Columbia, Missouri's Stephens College from 1912 to 1947. He became a mentor to Joan after he caught her at a train station in December of 1922 trying to leave school after her first semester there."
	3:34pm Feldpausch: Similarly, I had a fear of public speaking so I bought a pony
	3:34pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Mr Fab! That was news to me as well :-)
	3:34pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Hopefully NOT involving coffee!
	3:35pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldpausch - hello! Who doesn't have several polo ponies at their disposal. Am I right? ;-)
	3:35pm solo mon: No coffee!
	3:36pm Franco Twinkie: I think it's time for some more product placement.
	3:36pm Feldpausch: DJ GG, they're plentiful and help around the house
	3:36pm solo mon: “My pony speaks for me” reads the sign hung around Feldpauschs neck.
	3:37pm Franco Twinkie: A Fresca perhaps?
	3:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: The way she said WHO HASN'T? put the fear of goodness knows what into me!
	3:37pm Feldpausch: Solo, that's a yoke around my neck
	3:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldpausch - and you can trade them for opera lessons apparently
	3:37pm Martinibomb: Special Guest today on Medium Cool: Hologram Teen -- in about 20mins It's also my Birthday! www.wfmu.org...
	3:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - But not Coke. NEVER Coke.
	3:37pm solo mon: Today’s show Brought to you by moist salami, dry salami and contrasting textures. And Pepsi.
	3:38pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @MB - Today?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! <3 xx
	3:38pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - And polo ponies. And Daddies
	3:38pm Franco Twinkie: Budget line cola before Coke!
	3:38pm solo mon: HaPpy birthday! MB!
	3:38pm Feldpausch: Happy birthday Martinibomb!
	3:39pm solo mon: Royal Crown is my fav cola-
	3:39pm notsoKWYET: Happy Birthday MB
	3:39pm Franco Twinkie: Likewise Martini!
	3:40pm Martinibomb: ^THanks EveryOne! <3 XoXo
	3:40pm solo mon: Product placement works - now I want a cola
	3:40pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I hereby dedicate today's Modernists to our Birthday Boy! Many happy returns, lovely! <3 xx
	3:41pm solo mon: Gonna settle for a polar
	3:41pm Martinibomb: aaaaww Thanks Georgy!
	3:41pm solo mon: Polar tastes like the ghost of a soda.
	3:42pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Is marriage a "state"? Is it, Joan?
	3:42pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - I'm not a cola person as such, but I wouldn't mind a 7-Up right about now :-)
	3:42pm Feldpausch: I think I get it. Marriage is like Manifest Destiny, and a woman is like North America
	3:43pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldpausch - She doesn't make it sound all that appealing tho ... Lol
	3:44pm solo mon: She is a bit transactional.
	3:45pm DJ GeorgyGirl: What she fails to mention, of course, is how many people they were all screwing whilst being in this marriage "state". Lol
	3:46pm Franco Twinkie: Cary said: "I'll be right over with some Sandoz acid, so take off your little cotton shift."
	3:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - LOL!!!!
	3:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: They're a mucky lot these Hollywood types.
	3:47pm solo mon: She practically had an orgasm just talking with him on the phone!
	3:47pm DJ GeorgyGirl: So .... she's told us that marriage is the MOST fulfilling thing a woman can ever do ... and then immediately contradicts it by saying how much she needed success and fame.
	3:48pm solo mon: She is talking about other women. Only she has the career. Otherwise she’d have competition!
	3:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - This is true.
	3:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: He was ENDOWED
	3:49pm Sem: Jan is quite the dramatic actor; I am convinced of every thing she has had to say up to this point.
	3:49pm Franco Twinkie: Burgess looked like a monkey, but what a garden hose!
	3:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Sem - Careful. You'll be invited to one of her suppers ...
	3:50pm Feldpausch: Endowed like Tom Jones
	3:50pm Sem: Joan
	3:50pm solo mon: I know it’s like 12 hours long but the podcast “you must remember this” does a series on joans life. And it is fascinating! And it ends w the mommy dearest film which had its own madwoman involved.
	3:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I she implying something by sensitive??
	3:50pm Franco Twinkie: Juicy parts...keep it going Joan.
	3:51pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - That's a great podcast!!
	3:51pm solo mon: It is. I loved the Joan season and the season on Manson in Hollywood blew my mind.
	3:52pm solo mon: Joan Crawford is nutty but Faye Dunaway is NUTS
	3:53pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Oh God yes. A million times yes.
	3:54pm Martinibomb: haha!
	3:54pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Oh the times I've had to unpick my linens ...
	3:54pm solo mon: Again w the maniacal laugh at frustrating the help!
	3:55pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Right?
	3:55pm solo mon: I was unpicking my linens as she mentioned it.
	3:56pm solo mon: My linens always get picked so I have to manually un pick them. I’d never ask the maid to to it for me.
	3:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I tried never to repeat a mistake - which is why I got married four times.
	3:56pm notsoKWYET: ooooo ... some nice toxic masculinity there
	3:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - But how's your ribcage?
	3:57pm solo mon: Miss Steak
	3:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I have enjoyed the heck out of today :-)
	3:58pm solo mon: “Ya can’t be a giver if you’re bitter”
	3:58pm solo mon: Oh it’s over?!?!
	3:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Huge hugs to each and every one of you for joining me today :-) <3
	3:58pm Franco Twinkie: This was a pile of laughs. Hollywood, then as know is packed to the brim with demented monsters in thousand dollar sunglasses. Some things are eternal.
	3:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Yep. That's your lot! :-)
	3:59pm solo mon: Loved it gg
	3:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - True!!
	3:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Kisses to EVERYONE! :-) x
	3:59pm notsoKWYET: Great show GG
	3:59pm Mr Fab: Director Michael Curtiz hated her shoulder pads. Joan invented the ‘80s!
	3:59pm Franco Twinkie: Thanks GG.
	4:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

High Waisted Modernists with DJ GeorgyGirl: Playlist from September 30, 2020

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September 30, 2020: Hi-Waisted Modernists #096 - Moist Salami (She's Baaaaack!)

On today's Hi-Waisted Modernists with DJ GeorgyGirl - she's back! Over the top of some rather tasty Studio G jazz-filled library music, Modernists favourite Joan Crawford teaches you how to be happy and productive - the Joan Way. And remember, don't be bitter. It shows in the face. And don't EVER turn up at her house uninvited.

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	Year	Approx. start time
James Harpham	Cheeky Bossa Nova "Cheeky Bossa Nova" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:00:00 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	Casual Dialogue "Casual Dialogue" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:02:24 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	Wild And Exciting "Wild And Exciting" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:04:33 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	After Midnight "After Midnight" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 1005 Scenic And Romance Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:05:03 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	Bach Plays Jazz "Bach Plays Jazz" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 2003 Light Movement Vol 2	Studio G	1974	0:10:21 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	Club Trio "Club Trio" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 2003 Light Movement Vol 2	Studio G	1974	0:10:24 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	Flowering Blues "Flowering Blues" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:12:19 (Pop-up)
Douglas Wood	Rhythm Play "Rhythm Play" by "Douglas Wood"	LPSG 3002 Beat Underscore	Studio G	1976	0:15:30 (Pop-up)
Robert Cornford	Precinct 86 "Precinct 86" by "Robert Cornford"	LPSG 2002 Cool Beat	Studio G	1974	0:17:17 (Pop-up)
Robert Cornford	Summer Day "Summer Day" by "Robert Cornford"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:17:34 (Pop-up)
Robert Cornford	Going, Going "Going, Going" by "Robert Cornford"	LPSG 2003 Light Movement Vol 2	Studio G	1974	0:17:35 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	Sweet Elegance "Sweet Elegance" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 1005 Scenic And Romance Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:22:05 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	Cheeky Girl "Cheeky Girl" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:25:36 (Pop-up)
Robert Cornford	Circuit "Circuit" by "Robert Cornford"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:26:37 (Pop-up)
Douglas Wood	My Woman "My Woman" by "Douglas Wood"	LPSG 3002 Beat Underscore	Studio G	1976	0:28:34 (Pop-up)
Ivor Raymonde	Wild Cat Walk "Wild Cat Walk" by "Ivor Raymonde"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:30:19 (Pop-up)
Robert Cornford	Jazz Glide "Jazz Glide" by "Robert Cornford"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:31:57 (Pop-up)
Robert Cornford	Lonely Cloud "Lonely Cloud" by "Robert Cornford"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:34:07 (Pop-up)
Robert Cornford	Playboy Club "Playboy Club" by "Robert Cornford"	LPSG 2002 Cool Beat	Studio G	1974	0:36:13 (Pop-up)
Johnny Pearson	Walking Rhythm "Walking Rhythm" by "Johnny Pearson"	LPSG 2003 Light Movement Vol 2	Studio G	1974	0:38:14 (Pop-up)
Cliff Johns	Motorway "Motorway" by "Cliff Johns"	LPSG 2003 Light Movement Vol 2	Studio G	1974	0:39:22 (Pop-up)
Robert Cornford	Latin Cocktail "Latin Cocktail" by "Robert Cornford"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:41:30 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	After Lunch "After Lunch" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:44:31 (Pop-up)
Derek Ley	Oh Gee, I'm Blue "Oh Gee, I'm Blue" by "Derek Ley"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:45:50 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	Pieces Of 007 "Pieces Of 007" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:47:27 (Pop-up)
Douglas Wood	Jazz Beat "Jazz Beat" by "Douglas Wood"	LPSG 3002 Beat Underscore	Studio G	1976	0:48:25 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	Easy Living "Easy Living" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 1005 Scenic And Romance Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:50:12 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	Sleazy Nightclub "Sleazy Nightclub" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 2003 Light Movement Vol 2	Studio G	1974	0:50:55 (Pop-up)
Gordon Rose	Cuban Cocktail "Cuban Cocktail" by "Gordon Rose"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:53:39 (Pop-up)
James Harpham	Outdoor Girl "Outdoor Girl" by "James Harpham"	LPSG 1003 Light Jazz Vol 1	Studio G	1970	0:55:58 (Pop-up)
Stan Medcalf	Swanking Along "Swanking Along" by "Stan Medcalf"	LPSG 2003 Light Movement Vol 2	Studio G	1974	0:57:33 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	2:36pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hello all! I seem to be coming down with a cold so I'm letting Joan take over the narration duties today :-)
	2:57pm solo mon: Not a butter face, but a bitter face!
	2:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi solo! :-)
	2:57pm solo mon: Hi GG!
	2:57pm notsoKWYET: HELLLLLLOOOoooOoOoOOOOooooOOooooo
	2:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Thank you Jan for the wonderful dedication! :-) <3
	2:57pm DJ GeorgyGirl: NSK!! Hello!! :-D
	2:58pm solo mon: HeLL -o00000oooo-
	2:59pm Rich in Washington: Hey, GeorgyGirl!
	2:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Jan - I certainly DO believe in you :-) x
	2:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Rich!!
	3:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I have had no voice all day - which for me is UNBEARABLE :-(
	3:01pm solo mon: Darnit it still kicking me off before your show
	3:01pm notsoKWYET: trying to decide if I want dry or moist salami in my sandwich... maybe no salami at all... HELP ME JOAN
	3:01pm notsoKWYET: SAME @solo
	3:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Not heard back from Kenzo about that so no idea what's going on
	3:01pm Ursula1000: 'ello!
	3:01pm Jan Turkenburg: <3 <3 <3 I know Georgy! It was sincere!
	3:01pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - Joan says do both with a little strong mustard ;-)
	3:02pm Sem: Hello, gg, and the HWM regulars, including it seems, Joan.
	3:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Jan - HUGE hugs to you, my lovely x
	3:02pm solo mon: U1k! Jan!
	3:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Ursula!! Hello! :-)
	3:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hey there Sem! :-)
	3:02pm solo mon: I just had some dry salami w mustard.
	3:02pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Don't mix textures tho! NEVER DO THAT
	3:03pm solo mon: Gosh she doesn’t sound like a pain in the ass at all.
	3:03pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Apologies for not being around that much this week - I'm coming down with something. Not THAT, thank goodness.
	3:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - ;-)
	3:04pm notsoKWYET: CHRISTINA!!!!!
	3:04pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I bet she said a lot to "the children" ;-)
	3:04pm Franco Twinkie: Reporting for duty, Ma'am!
	3:04pm solo mon: U1k - re your question on Jans chat: I’m still figuring it out but know there WILL be moist salami!
	3:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Franco :-) Where's my pie? ;-)
	3:05pm solo mon: Franco T !
	3:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I've lost my place in the playlist - oops. Lol
	3:05pm Martinibomb: Hello Georgy Girl!
	3:05pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi MB!!! :-)
	3:06pm Franco Twinkie: It's on the kitchen table Georgy, but not for long.
	3:06pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - I'm IN! ;-)
	3:07pm solo mon: I got to meet MBs cute doggie this morning.
	3:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - OH!!! Cuddles!!! <3
	3:07pm Franco Twinkie: Check that.
	3:07pm solo mon: Rehearse everyone to death
	3:07pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I bet Joan was a pain the arse on set. Lol
	3:07pm notsoKWYET: Take 1 Print... lol
	3:08pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - I'd like to live in her head for an hour ;-)
	3:08pm solo mon: She’s holds herself and others to very high standards.
	3:09pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - And those standards are MOIST
	3:09pm solo mon: They are moist where they need to be moist and dry where they need to be dry.
	3:10pm DJ GeorgyGirl: In Joan's world the mustard is always STRONG
	3:10pm solo mon: Business
	3:11pm solo mon: It’s the contrast of textures and colors that make anything good. She’s not wrong.
	3:11pm DJ GeorgyGirl: If anyone's familiar with the UK TV show "Dangermouse", I currently sound like Baron Greenback
	3:12pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - And if she wants to sleep in, she'll do just that
	3:12pm Franco Twinkie: Can you join me for a Pepsi later this afternoon in Tiera Del Fuego?
	3:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - It's far better than that nasty Coke that Yankee woman drinks!
	3:13pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Christ - imagine those poor friends having to watch "Trog" with her. Lol
	3:14pm solo mon: Abhor dropper inners
	3:14pm Franco Twinkie: A little cotton shift, what else?
	3:14pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I love how even her children weren't allowed to drop in announced ...
	3:14pm Ursula1000: Solo--moist salami? fascinating!
	3:15pm solo mon: Ah GG sorry bout your cold!
	3:15pm DJ GeorgyGirl: MOMMY'S WORKING!
	3:15pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Logically I know it's the time of year ... but my anxiety keeps Googling symptoms of You-Know-What.
	3:15pm Franco Twinkie: Dear, can you stand in the light for just a moment?
	3:16pm DJ GeorgyGirl: There are moments where you almost feel sorry for her ... and then she pops a zinger in.
	3:16pm solo mon: U1k I forgot to mention an associate of Franco Twinkie sent me a cassette with some adventures recorded on it. I’m playing that tomorrow as well!
	3:17pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Oooo!!! Exciting!! :-)
	3:17pm Ursula1000: ^ same!
	3:17pm Franco Twinkie: I hear there are some racy bits.
	3:18pm solo mon: Oh GG I understand, the smoke came back yesterday and I have a scratchiest throat too
	3:18pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Right - I know where I am in the playlist now ;-)
	3:18pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Oh dear!! Are there more fires? :-(
	3:19pm Listening Out There: Just got here. Looks like a great show today, DJG2...
	3:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: This week's theme is LE JAZZ ;-)
	3:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Listening Out There! Hellooooooo! :-)
	3:19pm solo mon: Franco it’s nothing our audience can’t handle. Racy but with artistic intentions.
	3:19pm DJ GeorgyGirl: There is no planet where the president of a college is called "Daddy"
	3:20pm notsoKWYET: i'm sorry... was his name Daddy Wood? lol
	3:20pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - Yep. Lol!
	3:20pm solo mon: I went to daddy college
	3:20pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Lol! ;-)
	3:21pm Franco Twinkie: I just came back from having a BLT al fresco, and although the Bobcat fire is laying down, I can feel the microns of filth in my lungs.
	3:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Every single chapter of this book is gold :-)
	3:21pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - That's awful :-( I'm so sorry
	3:21pm solo mon: Yeah depends on the winds right now. It’s clearer today but I’m still so sensitive.
	3:22pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Make your man happy! Joan says so!
	3:22pm solo mon: You were only created to labor geezus woman
	3:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl: This is all fascinating and fucked on so many levels ;-)
	3:23pm notsoKWYET: i'm Still going to daddy college!
	3:23pm solo mon: U1k what’s your steez tomorrow? I love that you are at 1.5 hours now.
	3:23pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I believe that Daddy College has special "scholarship programmes"
	3:23pm Franco Twinkie: I'm inside now with the air con blasting, and have no reason to venture out into the hell scape for the near future.
	3:24pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - Come and sit a spell with us :-)
	3:25pm solo mon: I drop in for night classes now and then. Continuing my Daducation.
	3:25pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I know who I am. I'M JOAN CRAWFORD
	3:26pm Franco Twinkie: What's on the lesson plan today, teacher?
	3:26pm solo mon: Do you think her type will ever come back? Haha
	3:27pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Christ!!! Lol.
	3:27pm solo mon: I’m gonna smoke a buncha weeed
	3:27pm Martinibomb: just about to the point where I get to pop a beer and chill out listening to U GG
	3:27pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - I think the only way anyone can cope with Joan is a bunch of weed to be fair ;-)
	3:28pm solo mon: If it’s good enough for Helen Hayes...
	3:28pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @MB - Pop that beer!! You've earned it! And it goes with the jazz ;-)
	3:28pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Yay-uh-ess
	3:28pm notsoKWYET: When's she gonna talk about food?!?
	3:29pm solo mon: There’s daddy again
	3:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: The more she says Daddy Wood the more I laugh :-)
	3:29pm solo mon: Her cruel laugh to herself that she knows she pissed off her dressmakers.
	3:29pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - No food this week! You can't eat until you've been married four times AND have studied opera ;-)
	3:30pm Franco Twinkie: I had a neighbor who was an aspirational actress who was so annoying, but she did like to walk around naked, so there was that.
	3:30pm Martinibomb: I beeeen diggin' the vibe today
	3:30pm notsoKWYET: Do i dare google Daddy Wood?
	3:30pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - HAHAHA!!! My ribcage defies you!
	3:30pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - My word!!
	3:30pm solo mon: I googled frappe yesterday and immediately regretted it
	3:30pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @MB - yay! :-) <3
	3:31pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - Yes! Do it!! I'm intrigued :-)
	3:31pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - What did you find??
	3:31pm notsoKWYET: I looked up "Daddy Wood Joan Crawford" and a picture of Jon voigt came up lOLOLOLOLOL
	3:32pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @NSK - Ok ... that's random. Lol
	3:32pm Mr Fab: Been listening while doing stuff, but had to drop in to say: Joan sang?! (“a three-octave range, contralto”) Did she make any records?
	3:33pm solo mon: It’s a sex act. But no body can agree what it means, apparently
	3:34pm DJ GeorgyGirl: "Wood, James Madison ("Daddy"). President of Columbia, Missouri's Stephens College from 1912 to 1947. He became a mentor to Joan after he caught her at a train station in December of 1922 trying to leave school after her first semester there."
	3:34pm Feldpausch: Similarly, I had a fear of public speaking so I bought a pony
	3:34pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Hi Mr Fab! That was news to me as well :-)
	3:34pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Hopefully NOT involving coffee!
	3:35pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldpausch - hello! Who doesn't have several polo ponies at their disposal. Am I right? ;-)
	3:35pm solo mon: No coffee!
	3:36pm Franco Twinkie: I think it's time for some more product placement.
	3:36pm Feldpausch: DJ GG, they're plentiful and help around the house
	3:36pm solo mon: “My pony speaks for me” reads the sign hung around Feldpauschs neck.
	3:37pm Franco Twinkie: A Fresca perhaps?
	3:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: The way she said WHO HASN'T? put the fear of goodness knows what into me!
	3:37pm Feldpausch: Solo, that's a yoke around my neck
	3:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldpausch - and you can trade them for opera lessons apparently
	3:37pm Martinibomb: Special Guest today on Medium Cool: Hologram Teen -- in about 20mins It's also my Birthday! www.wfmu.org...
	3:37pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - But not Coke. NEVER Coke.
	3:37pm solo mon: Today’s show Brought to you by moist salami, dry salami and contrasting textures. And Pepsi.
	3:38pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @MB - Today?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! <3 xx
	3:38pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - And polo ponies. And Daddies
	3:38pm Franco Twinkie: Budget line cola before Coke!
	3:38pm solo mon: HaPpy birthday! MB!
	3:38pm Feldpausch: Happy birthday Martinibomb!
	3:39pm solo mon: Royal Crown is my fav cola-
	3:39pm notsoKWYET: Happy Birthday MB
	3:39pm Franco Twinkie: Likewise Martini!
	3:40pm Martinibomb: ^THanks EveryOne! <3 XoXo
	3:40pm solo mon: Product placement works - now I want a cola
	3:40pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I hereby dedicate today's Modernists to our Birthday Boy! Many happy returns, lovely! <3 xx
	3:41pm solo mon: Gonna settle for a polar
	3:41pm Martinibomb: aaaaww Thanks Georgy!
	3:41pm solo mon: Polar tastes like the ghost of a soda.
	3:42pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Is marriage a "state"? Is it, Joan?
	3:42pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - I'm not a cola person as such, but I wouldn't mind a 7-Up right about now :-)
	3:42pm Feldpausch: I think I get it. Marriage is like Manifest Destiny, and a woman is like North America
	3:43pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Feldpausch - She doesn't make it sound all that appealing tho ... Lol
	3:44pm solo mon: She is a bit transactional.
	3:45pm DJ GeorgyGirl: What she fails to mention, of course, is how many people they were all screwing whilst being in this marriage "state". Lol
	3:46pm Franco Twinkie: Cary said: "I'll be right over with some Sandoz acid, so take off your little cotton shift."
	3:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - LOL!!!!
	3:46pm DJ GeorgyGirl: They're a mucky lot these Hollywood types.
	3:47pm solo mon: She practically had an orgasm just talking with him on the phone!
	3:47pm DJ GeorgyGirl: So .... she's told us that marriage is the MOST fulfilling thing a woman can ever do ... and then immediately contradicts it by saying how much she needed success and fame.
	3:48pm solo mon: She is talking about other women. Only she has the career. Otherwise she’d have competition!
	3:48pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - This is true.
	3:49pm DJ GeorgyGirl: He was ENDOWED
	3:49pm Sem: Jan is quite the dramatic actor; I am convinced of every thing she has had to say up to this point.
	3:49pm Franco Twinkie: Burgess looked like a monkey, but what a garden hose!
	3:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Sem - Careful. You'll be invited to one of her suppers ...
	3:50pm Feldpausch: Endowed like Tom Jones
	3:50pm Sem: Joan
	3:50pm solo mon: I know it’s like 12 hours long but the podcast “you must remember this” does a series on joans life. And it is fascinating! And it ends w the mommy dearest film which had its own madwoman involved.
	3:50pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I she implying something by sensitive??
	3:50pm Franco Twinkie: Juicy parts...keep it going Joan.
	3:51pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - That's a great podcast!!
	3:51pm solo mon: It is. I loved the Joan season and the season on Manson in Hollywood blew my mind.
	3:52pm solo mon: Joan Crawford is nutty but Faye Dunaway is NUTS
	3:53pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Oh God yes. A million times yes.
	3:54pm Martinibomb: haha!
	3:54pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Oh the times I've had to unpick my linens ...
	3:54pm solo mon: Again w the maniacal laugh at frustrating the help!
	3:55pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Right?
	3:55pm solo mon: I was unpicking my linens as she mentioned it.
	3:56pm solo mon: My linens always get picked so I have to manually un pick them. I’d never ask the maid to to it for me.
	3:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I tried never to repeat a mistake - which is why I got married four times.
	3:56pm notsoKWYET: ooooo ... some nice toxic masculinity there
	3:56pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - But how's your ribcage?
	3:57pm solo mon: Miss Steak
	3:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: I have enjoyed the heck out of today :-)
	3:58pm solo mon: “Ya can’t be a giver if you’re bitter”
	3:58pm solo mon: Oh it’s over?!?!
	3:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Huge hugs to each and every one of you for joining me today :-) <3
	3:58pm Franco Twinkie: This was a pile of laughs. Hollywood, then as know is packed to the brim with demented monsters in thousand dollar sunglasses. Some things are eternal.
	3:58pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @solo - Yep. That's your lot! :-)
	3:59pm solo mon: Loved it gg
	3:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: @Franco - True!!
	3:59pm DJ GeorgyGirl: Kisses to EVERYONE! :-) x
	3:59pm notsoKWYET: Great show GG
	3:59pm Mr Fab: Director Michael Curtiz hated her shoulder pads. Joan invented the ‘80s!
	3:59pm Franco Twinkie: Thanks GG.
	4:00pm DJ GeorgyGirl: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

High Waisted Modernists with DJ GeorgyGirl: Playlist from September 30, 2020

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