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Heather Trost  Jump Into The Fire   Favoriting Petrichor 
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Songhoy Blues  Badala   Favoriting Optimisme 
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Whyte Horses  Ca Plan Pour Moi   Favoriting Hard Times 
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Mike Roger & His Machine Gun  Popcorn   Favoriting Hausputz Teil 1 
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Honkey Bitch  Are We Tight?   Favoriting Curse Of The Gypsy 
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Roxy Music  The Bogus Man   Favoriting For Your Pleasure (Regurgitated) 
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Matmos  Adam's Apple   Favoriting The Consuming Flame: Open Exercises in Group Form 
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Hologram Teen  Toast, Marmite & Crack   Favoriting Pizza Conspiracy 
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Kein Talent  Die Zeit   Favoriting Too Much Future Punkrock GDR 1980-1989 
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Kivireki  Halal Seitan   Favoriting Title Track 
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Monty Python  Finland   Favoriting Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album 
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Vera Vera Lynn Vera Lynn Lynn  We'll Meet Again   Favoriting  
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Heartaches  Ted Weems & His Orchestra Featuring Elmo Tanner   Favoriting  
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Patience & Prudence  Tonight You Belong To Me   Favoriting  
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Heino  Ja Ja Wenn Mutter Lacht..   Favoriting  
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Psycho Kid  Psycho Kid Ruins Thanksgiving   Favoriting  
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Firesign Theatre  Over The Edge brought to you by Dead Cat Soap   Favoriting In The Next World You're On Your Own 
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Negativland  Piece of Pie   Favoriting  
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Neil Cicierega & Johnny Cash & Hoobastank  Baby   Favoriting Mouth Dreams 
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Dominique Dumont  We Almost Got Lost   Favoriting People On Sunday 
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The Cradle  One Too Many Times   Favoriting Laughing In My Sleep 
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Ak Sak Ma Boul  Silhouettes   Favoriting Figures 
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Porn for the Blind  Big Sausage Pizza   Favoriting  
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Fabio  About Pizza   Favoriting After Dark With All The Toppings 
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Loma  Morning Pizza   Favoriting Don't Shy Away 
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Wing  Pizza In The Wind   Favoriting Wing Sings of Focaccio and Other Breaded Snacks 
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Hunchback  Beautiful   Favoriting Werse Houses (7") 
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Goodiepal & Pals  Den Osteskaerer   Favoriting The Wire Tapper 53 (VA)      2:46:58 (Pop-up)
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Listener comments!

Avatar 8:31am
wizard frog:

Radio programme! Radio programme! Radio programme!
  8:38am
FௐFௐ (:

Hi, Ken & wizard frog!
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-Ken:

Hello froggy and f0f0!
Avatar 8:48am
wizard frog:

Hello! @fௐfௐ - I googled the character in your name and I see it is the Tamil? version of the Ohm sound?
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:00am
Handy Haversack:

Hey there, Ken and all the Freed Forms!

I guess the early bird lays the Talking Egg, eh, FௐFௐ?
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:01am
luka:

i've gotten very little sleep and i'm in optimal condition for this program.
Avatar 9:02am
Roberto:

Looks like So Cal is where the diarrhea's at.
  9:02am
WFMU listener john:

Hello fellow weirdos
Avatar 9:02am
βrian:

"I can't contain myself."
vs.
"I can't express myself."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:03am
queems:

hi smk & all
Avatar 9:03am
Roberto:

I often describe myself as being emotionally constipated.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:03am
Handy Haversack:

But the Mississippi Delta is all silted up.
  9:03am
Woo:

Cyril Cyril Cyril
Avatar 9:04am
bnowb:

I love wfmu!
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:05am
-Ken:

If anybody could lay that map over a map of opioid abuse in the USA, I'd be most appreciative
Avatar 9:06am
βrian:

That should correspond well with constipation.
Avatar 9:07am
Aaron Working In Newark:

Good morning SMK!
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Roberto:

Speaking from experience, it could be due to the proximity to Mexico.
Avatar 9:08am
Lixiviated Life:

Oh,
Hullo Kinney
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:09am
Handy Haversack:

Title of the map should be "In Continent."
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:10am
Sebastian:

nina!
  9:10am
ami ad:

Hello DJ. Hello all.
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βrian:

I dunno. Beans are an excellent source of dietary fiber. I think we need a bean-consumption overlay on that map.
  9:10am
billyLondon:

NINA!
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Lixiviated Life:

Love this Ninja Hagen tune
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Planet Tyler:

OMG one of the best songs ever...and in German!!
Avatar 9:11am
Fredericks:

This Nina sounds like a German version of Sweet.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:11am
Sebastian:

happiness, flutsch flutsch, fun fun!
  9:11am
billyLondon:

I first heard Nina on CBCs night lines in the early 90s forever changed my music tastes and ideas.
  9:12am
WFMU listener john:

Where is heidee to translate this:)
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Webhamster Henry:

Of all the Nina Hagens in the world, Nina Hagen, you're the Nina Hagenest.
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Heidee:

Jawoll, die Nina! Danke and greetings from Heidelberg :-)
  9:12am
Oh yeah:

Nina holding up well
  9:12am
(another) Patrick in Hoboken:

Ich glotz TV!
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Heidee:

She is singing that she's gawping Telly.
Avatar 9:13am
Really Lisa:

Here for the non-electoral maps. Hi all.
  9:13am
Buddha of Suburbia:

The song had me when the laser sounds came on.
  9:14am
Buddha of Suburbia:

Heidee! Our Fraudeleine sp? Glad you are hear you can explain what she's saying!
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Heidee:

Hey Lisa! Thank you for your mail! I'm gonna read it with leisure. And pleasure.
  9:14am
billyLondon:

Screaming goats in the distance call my name
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

Oh man, that rabbit in the toilet cracks me up every single time.
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Heidee:

Cheers Buddha!
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Really Lisa:

Hey Heidee :) Glad it was well received!
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βrian:

WFMU could offer a private label cheese as a premium: "Cri de Chèvre."

Well ripened, I presume.
  9:17am
Sam:

I would sit right down next to that bunny and tickle the SHIT out of him!
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Roberto:

As a vegan, I can also attest to the power of beans.
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Fredericks:

Ca Plan Pour Moi!
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Okasa:

Wow. So dope time should take up 25% of my day? I'll have to get on that.
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Heidee:

pour moi aussi
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Lixiviated Life:

YOU are the king of the sofa
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Fredericks:

I have had to sleep in the gutter
Where I've had a flash
Hou! Hou! Hou! Hou!
In four colours
  9:19am
dana:

Only 5 songs so far and I’m grooving and loving it!
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Planet Tyler:

I just wanna know if Nina did a video for White Punks on Dope wearing 16 ft high platforms
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Webhamster Henry:

I was preparing to do Ça Plan Pour Moi for the WFMU Karaoke, but went for the easy Svantana.
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Roberto:

Looks like they should change the name to Fellassippi.
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Handy Haversack:

@Planet Tyler, seems like the best way to a better world is to assume that she *did*.
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p/b:

Sounding great this morning and hello FMUpeople - love to all and hell yes my windows are open in Brooklyn
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βrian:

"plane"
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Webhamster Henry:

Yep, plane.
  9:22am
Androu B.:

@Lixivated Life
YOU are sofa king right!
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deborah:

No time to be out of sorts when Ken takes over the airwaves! Joy to all.
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Planet Tyler:

@Handy, You got the right idea my man
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Webhamster Henry:

I'm ready for my Porest now.
  9:24am
Sam:

Ca roule pour moi
Ca baigne pour moi
  9:24am
WFMU listener john:

@Deborah or any other DJ on this station
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zopa:

Loose as a goose, baby!
  9:24am
Sam:

Fassssssssssscinating!
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Lixiviated Life:

@Androu B
No
I am the Lizard Ottoman
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Andrew_in_WI:

How can we be worst at binge drinking? Clearly we're #1.
  9:26am
Sam:

Yeah, you'd think Utah would be the worst at binge drinking
  9:27am
wizard frog:

I like to imagine this is how Ken and his pot dealer greet each other as a routine
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:27am
WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

What is Maine the worst at? I can't read it.
  9:27am
Sam:

Maine is worst at reading small print.
Hey-oh!!
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Handy Haversack:

"Dumbest state," Woods.
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zopa:

When do the "Gleanings" begin?
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bnowb:

15 years taking prescriptions now a shrink like,
"I don’t know maybe get a kitten"
Aesop Rock
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βrian:

@Andrew_in_WI: In Wisconsin, there isn't binging so much as maintaining a steady state.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Bigger version of shame map - www.laughingsquid.com...
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Webhamster Henry:

This gif supports the "round underworld" theory. FAKE!
  9:30am
Oh yeah:

Volunteered at a bird rescue many years ago (Tri-State Bird Rescue & Research in Newark DE - check it out, great organization) and finally understood the meaning of "loose as a goose". They poop like they breathe. Speaking of diarrhea. We were, weren't we?
  9:30am
Sam:

Why is Purgatory missing from that diagram? I call BS.
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@Handy Can't argue with that...though Alabama might give us a run for the money.
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:31am
Planet Tyler:

Hey Ken, if you havent already, you might want to check out In The Fade w/ Diane Kruger right after you finish w/ Babylon Berlin
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:32am
Andrew_in_WI:

@Brian You mean people in other states dont have a few beers for breakfast?
  9:33am
Dave in Morristown:

@ Oh yeah, friend had racing pigeons, i held them , got poop.
  9:33am
vlad the inhaler:

this slaps, Uncle Ken!
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βrian:

When preparing to fly, unload any ballast.
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David (in London):

Afternoon Groovers: Handy, FௐFௐ , Heidee, Lisa, Woods, βrian et al.
And a doff of the titfer to Staysh.
  9:34am
Crei6hton:

Morning WFMU
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David (in London):

Glad I made it in before Talking Egg, too.
  9:35am
Sam:

I heard someone going through the Sinner's Doom tube had a pickaxe and managed to tunnel through to the Fallen Angels to Judgement tube and sneak in there and blend in all the way to Heaven. They shouldn't put the tubes so close together!
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Really Lisa:

Hey David, hope all’s well.

@TerribleMaps, twitter, for between work and music.
twitter.com...
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Handy Haversack:

David! I was just wondering if standards had got so lax around these parts that we somehow let you slip away!

Now, I believe the Talking Egg has some notes for you.
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fred:

The egg talks! (also, hello)
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bnowb:

I struggle with benzo dependence trying to stop but they are not opioids. Totally different animal. I'm a PTSD survivor through many life traumas I wish on no man.
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Lixiviated Life:

Please excuse me whilst I make a cup o joe
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HyperDose:

@bnowb I know that struggle all too well, friend. Hang in there!
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bnowb:

Sounds like optimism
  9:40am
Reno D:

Corrections officer:
Holding my original vinyl Roxy album right here, the song is The Bogus Man, not The Bogus One.
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βrian:

That pronoun has been updated.
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zopa:

Ha! I was right. Stupid Penguins!
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-Ken:

Sounds like optimism, looks like optimism, tastes like optimism, but in fact, it is DOGSHIT
  9:46am
Terr n DE:

speaking of Matmos, I tried rewatching Barbarella after all these years, but even as camp it was too awful to finish
  9:46am
Sam:

"Hey, with all this dogshit everywhere, there's got to be a puppy somewhere!" - an optimist
  9:47am
Sam:

Michele played this yesterday!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Every map of the world needs to indicate where Björk is located.
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-Ken:

That micheLe has good taste
  9:48am
Sam:

Bjork's strategy is always to stay as far from the penguins as possible
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@Really Lisa - Thanks! Now I don't want to work...wanna look at maps! (OK, I didn't really want to work before this so...)
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:49am
fred:

And as just as the finished talking, I got a package of swag! More T-shirts to wear if I'm ever allowed outside again!
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m()7s:

i am favoriting this episode!!!!!
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Webhamster Henry:

This NJ map reminds me of the Scratch 'n' Sniff NJ premium that never happened.
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Lixiviated Life:

@Ken
Only when slow cooked at 250 over an open fire
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Heidee:

Folks, dinnae get too depressed with all that German shoe-gaze :-)
Pity, have to go to my next video conference. Peace all! x
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bnowb:

Ken
Dwain Train!!! <3
7 second delay
Wednesday' s are the best.
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Really Lisa:

WoodsOfNH, in fairness, they have terrible maps, so discourage their own followers :) It's a trap!
Avatar Swag For Life Member 9:53am
iiibeat:

I'll submit some love. Now.
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-Ken:

Where My Finns At?!
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Lixiviated Life:

in the closet next to your snorkel
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

www.finnsirishpub.com I recommend the fried artichoke.
Avatar 🚽 Swag For Life Member 9:54am
-Ken:

Thank you Really Lisa for suggesting today's visual motif
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David (in London):

Now we need the Seven Deadly Finns.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Finns usually located behind one's gills and next to the swim bladder.
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zopa:

@Lix: I was thinking behind his ears, but yours is much better!
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Handy Haversack:

I think at some point I need to admit that I really don't know where Mount Hope is.
  9:55am
FௐFௐ (:

wizard frog,

it is Tamil, indeed! But instead of the Ohm sound it represents the Duh! sound (because i put little umlauts on top of it).
  9:55am
Sarah:

I love Finland!
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David (in London):

Handy, Mount Hope was in your heart all the time.
  9:56am
FௐFௐ (:

Hola, Lisa, Handy y David !
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Lixiviated Life:

@zopa thanks but you and @ken from Hyde Park get the win.
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Dances with Moomins:

Turku Finland checkin in! we have it all (clouds )
  9:57am
Sarah:

Sweet ;)
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fred:

David: Good Wingnesday to you
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David:

non-Finnish fennophile here, pointing out that kivireki, meaning 'burden,' literally means 'rock-sleigh', a sleigh full of rocks
  9:58am
Micheal:

Vera Lynn on acid acid
  9:58am
Sam:

We'll meet a Ken
Don't know where
Don't know when
Could be in Jersey
Or in Hyde Park
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bnowb:

You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.
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HyperDose:

"This is your brain on WFMU" 👽
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Dances with Moomins:

David is right on his Finnish today , gettin into idioms.
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Really Lisa:

Hola FௐFௐ, ¡Espero que estés bien!
SM Ken, glad to be of service.
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βrian:

Ren: "You idiom!"
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David (in London):

Hi Fred. For where two or three gather together in Wing's name, there she is with them.
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Rich in Bristol:

where where can can I I I I buy this this this remix remix remix?
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Deborah:

Hearing Heartaches makes me think of Alan Sherman's Headaches, an ode to 1960s aspirin commercials.
  10:02am
FௐFௐ (:

Cue the New Jersey map going along with the Dave Van Ronk NJ's track.
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Dances with Moomins:

Garden State Stomp
  10:03am
Sarah:

Nice work David
  10:03am
Terr n DE:

from the web i ve learned that Finland has better Blueberries and a love for crushing things in Hydraulic presses
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Sketch:

Oh no Ken dont make me cry
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Dances with Moomins:

the berries are big here, it's true
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Sketch:

This tune always gets me
  10:04am
Sam:

Oh, what's the movie where Steve Martin sings this?
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Sketch:

The Jerk
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Handy Haversack:

Well, I may be a jerk ...
  10:04am
Sarah:

Hola Lisa! Doing good thanks and you?
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Sketch:

I have a serious music nerd fact. That scene was a last minute add to the script because Steve Martin noticed Lyle Ritz hanging around
  10:04am
Mike in S. Jersy:

What'd you call me????
  10:05am
FௐFௐ (:

Estoy muy bien, Lisa! Espero tu tambien. Gracias por preguntar!

When are we going to have a speak Spanish comment board?
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Sketch:

That period was when the wrecking crew was doing movie scores
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David (in London):

Don't mention the kitten juggling.
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nortonjutland:

this all hurts too good!
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Sketch:

Lyle was the upright bassist for Wrecking Crew, but prior to that he was a ukulele played, he worked for Martin as a demo man in the 50s and put out a few ukulele jazz records and that tune is on one of them. And Martin was a big record nerd and asked Lyle to play that song for the movie
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Lixiviated Life:

The way I heard it, Patience had an avocado problem. Just say’n
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βrian:

Outpatients?
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achim:

On some Days its just so nice to hear your voice Ken. Keep up the great work
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Handy Haversack:

Out, patients, out!
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Sketch:

Lyle said he hasn't touched a uke in like 10 years but did it anyway, and after that scene became so popular he went back to Ukulele for the rest of his career until his death
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Lixiviated Life:

Video on the radio
  10:07am
Sam:

Prudence was on acorns!
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βrian:

"Avocado hand?" I hear that can really hurt.
  10:07am
Sarah:

Wow Ken
  10:07am
Mike in S. Jersy:

According to Carol Kaye, Lyle is back playing the uke on the regular.
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Sketch:

Martin the guitar/ukulele company that is
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Sketch:

Yeah but Lyle died
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Troymo:

Morning from the Pacific Northwest
  10:08am
Mike in S. Jersy:

I stand corrected.
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хtina:

guten morgen
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Sketch:

Big up Lyle Ritz and the ukulele massive brap brap brap
  10:09am
dana:

I’m a psych nurse
There is no cure and most don’t stay on meds, they think there is nothing wrong with them. It’s such a bad system in this country
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Sketch:

Lyle was a real badass. He took up the upright bass in the korean war and used to take wrecking crew members around in his airplane for joy rides
  10:09am
Fletchernyc:

Klein Talent maybe
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HyperDose:

Decaf was a lie!
  10:10am
Fletchernyc:

I can prove coffee!
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Sketch:

Coffee is technically a broth
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хtina:

gotta say as a cartographer i will never not love a good map themed playlist gifset
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Sketch:

The mass media covers it up. Coffee is Bean Broth
  10:11am
Sam:

Constipation seems to correlate with obesity
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wizard frog:

Shout out to the WFMU NJ Glow in the dark map :)
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βrian:

@HyperDose: Specifically, a lie of omission.
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zopa:

Please maintain a safe social distance, Ken. Closer to God is great until it kills you!
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HyperDose:

#BeanWaterConspiracy
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Fletchernyc:

It’s my constipational right!!
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ARB:

Found out the truth about coffee beans when i tried to make a coffee burrito
  10:12am
dana:

I love bean broth
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Webhamster Henry:

Constipation correlates with rice diets.
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Sketch:

Coffee and weed are the only drugs I need
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wizard frog:

Round Earthers = Cesarean Born
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Sketch:

I found my phone by the way
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βrian:

"Weed, whites, and wine," no?
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Sketch:

Speaking of weed
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wizard frog:

@Sketch where was it!!!!!
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Sketch:

In a woodchipper
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Sam:

I live right on the Mason-Shitson line. My one neighbor has terrible diarrhea. The guy on the other side has horrible constipation. I found the sweet spot; everyone living on my property has perfect shit.
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bbell:

I imagine that hell has stalactites and stalagmites and fire and oozy magma stuff.
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wizard frog:

The South WILL rise again...
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FௐFௐ (:

I hope this is not a segue to the Conspiracy music guy
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Handy Haversack:

Ken, do you know Jonathan Something's "New Jersey Rum"? Irwin played it a few times in the spring. If you had another NJ map that needed a soundtrack ...
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Sketch:

Thank God I invested in that security camera. Apparently I misremembered my time frame, and I had in fact went outside after I got high. And I jogged past a woodchipper attached to a vacuum
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Roberto:

Aren't Flat Earthers also Round Earthers? They think the Earth is a disc, which is technically round.
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PortsmouthJay:

What is next next, though?
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Cp304:

I never really thought about it that way Ken.. Flames yes, but flat or round..
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Stefan:

"Kein Talent" translates to "no talent", but they had a lot of it. Difficult country for those bands (East Germany)
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Hugo (NL):

flat earth, round earth? are we gonna discuss the guitar player from Deftones?
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bnowb:

Now I just want to hide in bed to "rock a bye baby "
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Hubig Pie:

I gots two words for diarrhea peoples, hospital morphine
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HyperDose:

@Roberto People have gone "missing" for saying less!
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mariano:

Good morning, Captain.
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βrian:

@Roberto: I thought they imagined it as a two-demensional repeating background, as in a cartoon.
  10:16am
Sam:

Honestly, I would take diarrhea over constipation any day. Just get it out of there. Constipation makes you do crazy things....
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βrian:

Morphine suppository?
  10:16am
Ochre Ogre:

Blow can often help with constipation as it is cut with baby laxative.
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Heidee:

@David @9:34, thank you for your kind email. Will respond soon. 🐿
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Roberto:

My daughter had a Flat Earther tank top custom made a few years ago just to troll Flat Earthers.
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bnowb:

I've had a morphine suppository.
I can't say it was bad.
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βrian:

Jerusalem artichokes have a useful role here, I believe.
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JtotheK:

hi ken, hi everyone. enjoying the programme.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

I guess the data is used to determine if your internet service gives you ads for Citrucel® or Imodium®?
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JtotheK:

Say Ken, you mentioned playing tunes/recordings from videos -- any chance you've seen and will play the groovy synth 'Foreskin Restoration' song from last week's episode of How To With John Wilson? I found the tune to be quite catchy.
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Sketch:

If anyone is interested, here is the proof of my phone going into a woodchipper imgur.com...
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adampsyche:

what is happening to my ears
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David (in London):

A Jerusalem artichoke suppository is to be avoided wherever possible.

Hey mariano.
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iiibeat:

I think the constipation states should preemptively attack the diarrhea states.
All ass-holes on deck. No farts withheld.
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Steve from Dunwoody:

Humppan!
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Handy Haversack:

Sketch, you're so jaunty!

I wonder if this is the first time a home security camera has actually been useful!
  10:22am
FௐFௐ (:

I run out of 'As' with umlauts. Could somebody please shout Elakalaiset the way god intended for me?
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fred:

Eläkeläiset! It's been a while
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wizard frog:

(Eläkeläiset!)
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Sketch:

I was skipping over a pile of leaves that was about to get vacuumed into the woodchipper
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dana:

Bipolar
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bnowb:

well.. im turned on
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Sam:

Oh god this is so hot
  10:25am
Sam:

Is she gonna go naked?
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Ochre Ogre:

Handy- I need to admit I've often wondered if anyone ever climbed Mount Hope.
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Cp304:

I love the ohh ho ho ho
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Phillippe Bastille:

Lordy, I think one of my sons dated this woman... Well, maybe all three of them at some point
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bnowb:

Cant I rent this movie on wfmu page?
  10:26am
Mark Williams:

my goat just screamed.
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Handy Haversack:

The background music is just saying FௐFௐ over and over, right?
  10:26am
FௐFௐ (:

Thanks, fred and wizard frog!
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wizard frog:

Fofo Itsekseni
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Rtintera:

this is making me laugh uncontrollably.
  10:27am
Sam:

Humppan itsekseni means Fofo is so sexy
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Dances with Moomins:

The retirees ( hummpa is a type of dance )
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Dean:

German for "idol"? Idol.
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Cp304:

Hopein it’s 6 centi
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wizard frog:

wonderful! supreme!
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dana:

Delusions of grandeur
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courtneynoir:

so people who are manic just sound like Liza Minelli?
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Okasa:

@Sketch - Does your phone still work or did it get chipped?
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fred:

@Dances With Moonins. What does "Itsekseni" mean? A former coworker who had lived in Finland told me their song titles were funny
  10:29am
FௐFௐ (:

I believe is saying

"Humpa its sexy-kenny, fo fo!"
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Switchblade Batman:

So who is the woman talking? She sounds familar?
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David (in London):

Hurrah, it's Heino. About time!
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Cp304:

That was great
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Heidee:

Neeein! Heino! You are crazy, Ken! Verrückt.
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Asheville Jon:

HEINO!!!!!!!!
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Dances with Moomins:

I had to ask the wife...It means : I'm dancing Hummpa by my self
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Heidee:

@David @10:17 😀
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fred:

Heino or Haino, what a difference does a letter make
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David (in London):

Heino and Talking Egg have always been in cahoots.
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Sam:

What is it about the deep German baritone that's so terrifying?
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Sketch:

Ken has a thing for german speaking women
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Adam:

How do i follow station manager Ken’s personal YouTube acct
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Sam:

Oh god
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Sketch:

@Okasa my phone was never recovered, the video shows me skipping over a pile of leaves and you can see something black fall out. By the time I realized my phone was gone, the landscapers were gone, and there was no trace of a phone anywhere over there. Also, when I call it it goes straight o VM even tho it was fully charged. So yeah, it was instantly and humanely destroyed
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Sam:

Glen, stop!
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mariano:

Hey David. Moving through molasses so far, trying to wake up. You good?

I remember when Letterman showed a Heino album on "Dave's Record Collection," it was the first time I'd heard of him. He said "If you see Heino, do not approach him. Please contact Interpol immediately."
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Dances with Moomins:

Hi Ashville traveler, fine indeed ( sorta )
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Sarah:

Who doesn’t
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happymaan:

I hope you play this at least 50 times on Thanksgiving!
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zopa:

Let's take our pants off!
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Mungo Perkins:

I have a Heino endorsed tin of asparagus soup, it's about 18 yrs old, I shit you not
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Okasa:

@Sketch At least you have closure.
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wizard frog:

uhoh
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Sam:

Shut up and pass the fucking biscuits!
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happymaan:

Ken, your Thanksgiving show last year were you played Kill the Turkey over and over again is what made us fall in love your show!
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mariano:

As a graphic designer, I give my full endorsement to the Life & Death poster.
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Sarah:

Lol -
I need a job too!
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Sketch:

@Okasa exactly. And I got to share my humiliation with everyone else I know, because of course everyone wants to know where it went after I made such a big fuss about it's mysterious disappearance.
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Handy Haversack:

Only two things you can count on, Mariano: death and Sheol.
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βrian:

How about a Dr Booty-Grabber Thanksgiving?
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HyperDose:

Flip the table! Flip the table!
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Sarah:

Woah
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Adam:

This is gold
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Dean:

My favorite Firesign Theatre outtake!
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JeremyB:

WTF?
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Webhamster Henry:

This is up there with Irwin's "Kid tells his mom what to get him for Christmas"
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Sam:

That guy's dad is an asshole. He should key his dad's stupid pickup truck.
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wizard frog:

Poor people who had to play/talk with this guy Xbox live after that evening
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mariano:

Handy: and Purgatory. Rules say that because I was baptized as a baby, that's my worst-case scenario. So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
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PortsmouthJay:

Happy Thanksgiving, Ken.
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Fletchernyc:

But who did that thank you for loving me thanksgiving jazzy number
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Dean:

I did not see this coming.
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spodiodi:

go Eagles!
good morning
sounds lke Codger's show
good morning, Ken, all
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PortsmouthJay:

Fletch: That was Bob's Burgers
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Sam:

Where's Jimmy Hoffa?
He's in the soap dish.
But there's soap in the soap dish.
Yeah, he's the green in the Irish Spring.
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βrian:

Is it possible to have one's baptism annulled?
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McGroovey:

Man, I happily sleeping though your show, and this turkey nonsense woke me up like a seventies alarm clock.
  10:38am
Sam:

Was Hitler baptized? I certainly hope not.
  10:38am
Ochre Ogre:

BOYCOTT DEAD CAT SOAP!!!
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Fletchernyc:

Merci Portsmouth!
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zopa:

So, no on taking our pants off?
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David (in London):

mariano. Remember, you joined the Cheesuits recently, so it's The Rapture for you old son. None of that 'down below' business.

Hey Spod.
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Handy Haversack:

"GYMlet"?!
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unpopularfred:

the Firesigns come up with the best names
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βrian:

Yeah, it's like an animated jif.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Awaiting the ever-popular "Pop vs. Soda" map.
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Ike:

Wait, did Negativland name Over the Edge after this?
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Sam:

Ooh, Doris sounds sultry
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PortsmouthJay:

Negativland's Piece of Pie would go great after this, Ken! :) #Thanksgiving
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fred:

@Ken From Hyde Park: I've awaiting the definitive Pork Roll vs Taylor Ham one
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spodiodi:

hi hi David (in London)
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Ochre Ogre:

Ken from Hyde Park- And a map of 'Youse vs. Ya'll.'
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Stanley:

Hey David.
Two cats at Wimbledon. One says to the other "Our kid's in that racket"
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Sam:

None of them hold a candle to Doris
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spodiodi:

there's been some *serious* "y'all" misuse and abuse happening in 2020, Ochre Ogre
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Hugo (NL):

Eat flaming death you fascist media pigs
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PortsmouthJay:

I could use a little company!
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wizard frog:

We could ALL use a lil company buster!
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David (in London):

Hey Stanloid. You got ten Bensons with you? Spark one up for me, eh?
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PortsmouthJay:

Keep your shirt on, you'll be alright.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

@Ochre Ogre - Haha, yes. And also a slice of Pennsylvania with "Ye."
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marian:

David: I'm goin' on up to the cheese wheel in the sky.
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mariano:

Hey, I lost my O!
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Sam:

Can't you listen for something while you have a piece of pie?
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wizard frog:

NO!
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Asheville Jon:

mmmmm pie
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Hubig Pie:

Hamburger sandwich with the French fry garniture pleeze
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wizard frog:

Bud?
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chris_in_space:

How bout a hamburger?
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PortsmouthJay:

Piece of pie, bud?
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wizard frog:

Quiet? Piece of pie Bud?
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queems:

i need to call more people bud
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FௐFௐ (:

Oh, mariano! I was catching feelings with marian. Thanks for bursting my bubble!
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zopa:

Something tells me there will be a fill in DJ for Ken next week...
  10:51am
Sam:

The car that's been following him for 200 miles is driven by a guy who keeps saying "Piece of pie?"
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Photoline:

Pot pie.
  10:52am
Sam:

Take the bud, bud.
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Fletchernyc:

“Bud”
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paddy in matawan:

Pan down I wanna see some bush! OOOHHH! Hair pie!
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FௐFௐ (:

Just answer YES and lets move to the next song!!!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Pizza pie?
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

For some reason I am now craving pie.
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

My favorite Negativland bit.
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Androu B.:

We could use some Negativland after this.
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paddy in matawan:

sank you veddy much
  10:53am
DrJim:

What ever happened to CAKE?
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Hubig Pie:

If you just have the goddamn piece o pie, he'll shaddup !
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Ochre Ogre:

Hey pal, just gimme a hamburger pie will ya, and shut yer pie hole.
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adampsyche:

@Really Lisa I came here to plug terriblemaps on twitter as well, so good
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Photoline:

Dead Men Don't Wear Pie
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Webhamster Henry:

Can I have a Peppermint? <tm Double Dip Recess>
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

The maps are terrible...and hilarious.
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PortsmouthJay:

I once played this on a small community station and someone wrote a letter to the editor of the local newspaper telling the radio station to stop playing this track and how much it hurt our image. HAHA!!!
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Androu B.:

Oops, should've seen the playlist!
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HyperDose:

Hooba Hooba!
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paddy in matawan:

OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE RADIO!!!!
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@PortsmouthHay WSCA?
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AnAnonymousParty:

When the guy in the car who has been chasing him for the last 200 miles finally catches up to him, he gets out and shouts, "Hey Bud, you forgot your pie!"
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Sam:

Reminds me of when I was hiking in rural Maine, swatting the flies away. An ATV comes along, and the guy goes "Flies botherin' ya?" And I say "Yeah, a little." And he goes "I've got some fly dope if you want" and I was like "Whaaaaa?" And he says yeah, you know, fly dope, bug spray to keep the flies away. And I was just like, oh.
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Sketch:

Is it wrong if this makes me cry?
  10:55am
Ochre Ogre:

Yeah, gimme a hamburger shaped like a hot dog.
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queems:

i found out recently that neil cicierega took down his animutations site and i'm mad about it
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PortsmouthJay:

@WoodsOfNH -- YES! You know it?
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Really Lisa:

@adampsyche so bad you mean :)
Question for reals... in Piece of Pie..was one of them there fellers Roy Scheider?? Kinda sounded like him.
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-Ken:

Legal ID Time: 201-209-9368 and "This is WFMU East Orange, WMFU Mount Hope, In Rockland County and New York City at 91.9 FM and online at wfmu dot org"
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Stanley:

@David - sorry all I got is this bit of old dried up halfzware shag.
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Roberto:

This Hoobastinks. JK I love it
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wizard frog:

online at wfmu hot dog... piece of pie bud?
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graphic_taco:

This is amazing lol
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Andrew_in_WI:

Dead cat soap is made from dead cats, or for washing your dead cat?
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Photoline:

Mad baps
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

@PortsmouthJay Yes. I used to have it as a setting on my Internet radio, though mostly I either listen to WFMU or WERU (Maine). Used to live up in Warner.
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Hubig Pie:

I looks forward to hearing this every week
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CrashKrazz:

Is it ok to like this, I am musically confused?
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HyperDose:

@Andrew I pay my taxidermist to do that
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happymaan:

You're killing it today Ken!
  10:58am
FௐFௐ (:

I propose Really Lisa to call and do the Legal ID. Who's with me?
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foreign_listener_k:

Ooops - hope no one is whatever in their pants, being a good car
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paddy in matawan:

great. now i'm gonna be looking at terrible maps all day. thanks chat.
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Handy Haversack:

I stand with FௐFௐ!
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Photoline:

I am...
Captain...
Kirk!
  11:00am
FௐFௐ (:

Was that Sam, the legal ID appraiser?
  11:00am
Androu B.:

I've been thinking about a mashup using this Young Marble Giants track and Blondie's "Sunday Girl".
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David (in London):

Lisa, lead us to the summit of Mount Hope.
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fred:

The egg!
  11:01am
Sam:

That was a computer I programmed
  11:01am
chresti@tennis booth in Griffith Park:

Hi Ken and baby pies! Lurkin' and wurkin'
  11:02am
FௐFௐ (:

If that's not fake news, Sam, I congratulate you and I applaud you with both hands for better effect!
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Really Lisa:

FௐFௐ, Handy, David, I wish I had the guts. I think I'd sound too phone sex-y in an attempt not to sound cartoon-y. Maybe some day. Goals are important.
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Photoline:

Sue Nummies
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Oh, I believe pizza exists. My bone to pick is with all these pie eaters who claim that pizza is round. IT IS NOT! it is rectangular and flat, just like the earth.
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queems:

i've been watching those!!
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queems:

today i watched a guy who was diagnosed with "homosexuality"
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McGroovey:

I'm still watching car chase and bounty hunter videos.
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bnowb:

I have mental issues and I love myself.
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Sketch:

When you do battle of the bands, I'd love to get Sabaj A Trois back on
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Photoline:

Riddle me this.
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bnowb:

uh oh queems I got that homosexual disease too. I hope my partner knows and Jesus dont find out.
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tim from champaign (now washington):

If you're doing a zoom staring contest, how do you not know if your competitors screen is frozen?
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Rob W:

Yes Tim, pizza is definitely flat. Have you ever tried circumnavigating a pizza?
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marian:

FௐFௐ: Sorry! Fixed it.
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-Ken:

Way ahead of you Tim - we have a way of preventing frozen screens
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Sketch:

I only exist because of pizza
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fred:

@tim: You just revealed the fatal flaw! And Andy's strategy
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Bob in DC:

👀
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steveo:

Good morning how's everybody doing? Good news the plumber got the snake through the sewer clog and maybe the house will stop smelling like poop soon. (and thank goodness we're renting $$$$)
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Sketch:

My parents both met and worked at Pizza Town USA so I'd like to think if it wasn't for that pizza place I wouldn't exist
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McGroovey:

I know pizza is flat because once I sailed to the edge and fell off into an eternal abyss.
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steveo:

you're probably literally, like 94% pizza, sketch
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Hubig Pie:

Follow the Rongbuk glacier to the saddle of the North Col, then the Northeast ridge to obtain the summit of Mount Hope
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bnowb:

My friends mom growing up worked at the star tavern, it was heaven.
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PMD:

Ken this song has a melody
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Rob W:

Since we're also talking about mental health, and zoom, I must note there's nothing scarier on zoom than a frozen shrink. I speak from experience! You are left at sea. Like trying to circumnavigate a pizza.
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queems:

everyone really likes this song
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PMD:

@Rob W you almost made my tea come through my nose.
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WoodsOfNH (now Maine):

Oh boy, here come the Zoom meetings.

Great show @-Ken! Later everybody.
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-Ken:

@PMD, sorry! I didnt realize
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David (in London):

But don't try and summit Mount Hope without oxygen. Remember, you're no Reinhold Messner.
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steveo:

bnowb -- i found out last week that there's a 30 mile hiking trail that starts in newark and goes right by east orange... www.nynjtc.org...
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Nothing gets by The Staysh!
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marian:

"...the professor and ^^"
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queems:

the lenape trail!!!!
  11:12am
FௐFௐ (:

Ken,

Can dead bodies with their eyes open participate in the staring contest? Say yes so I can start the defrosting process.
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queems:

i've walked that from montclair to newark
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-Ken:

queems, it's pronounced "lenape" not 'lenape'
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steveo:

yeah, i want to do it, queems (no camping though, haha)
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queems:

thank u ken
  11:14am
FௐFௐ (:

I don't know about you but i think marian is HOT!
  11:14am
Sam:

That trail looks awesome. Goes through branch brook park, that's a cool place.
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tim from champaign (now washington):

@Rob - Yes I have circumnavigated a pizza, for your information. It somehow falsely proved that the pizza was round. There's serious flaws in that research methodology.
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queems:

@steveo i was planning on doing the whole thing in 2 parts because i live in the middle of it
  11:15am
Sam:

I once circumcised a kosher pizza
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Photoline:

Aisle of Dogs
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PMD:

Ken, you say tomato I say tomato. Let's not call the whole thing off.
  11:17am
Sam:

You say tomato, Ken says heroin
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steveo:

yeah someday i'll train to newark and see how far i get then do the rest a different day
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bnowb:

Queems thats a pretty nice rail to walk and long. Awesome!
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PortsmouthJay:

Bonjour, goofballs!
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Ken From Hyde Park:

www.radio-locator.com... claims the Mount Hope transmitter is at 41° 25' 36" N, 74° 34' 53" W, 430 meters (1411 feet) above sea level. Bring crampons (krampons?) and winter survival gear.
  11:18am
FௐFௐ (:

Are Big Sausage Pizza™ round or not?
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steveo:

that's Jackie Jones mountain, in harriman st. park, Ken
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queems:

@steveo parts of it are pretty scenic. a section of it goes along a rail trail in little falls to verona
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Really Lisa:

Umm I think The Only Song would work well after this Ak Sak Ma Boul.
  11:19am
Sam:

All pizzas are both round and flat. Wrap your mind around that!
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steveo:

oh, oops, i'm thinking of rockland county -- so many transmitters to keep straight
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Lewis:

nice gif - I think it represents atmospheric flow of some sort?
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Peapod Ross:

then how do you explain the calzone
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steveo:

thanks queems, i will definitely do it

ken i'm going to stop commenting for a while now
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fred:

@Sam: what about Calzone?
  11:20am
FௐFௐ (:

Lewis,

Is a wing, er, wind map.
  11:21am
MuWfInMass:

adding a fan to your zooming instantly MTVs U (would also help with handicapping the neurologically advantaged/damaged) -thx
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Handy Haversack:

This calzone issue is not going away.
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queems:

comma zero
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zopa:

Oh Puppy gif! I almost missed it. Thanks Ken,
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wizard frog:

Wow this is an oldie
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Roberto:

PSENI!
  11:21am
ami ad:

Any grandma knows that not all pizzas are round.
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steveo:

oh shit but first i have to say hi to Peapod. Hi Peapod!
  11:22am
Ochre Ogre:

Sam- Gotta disagree, Sicilian can be rectangle.
  11:22am
Sam:

Calzone? Please, it's pronounced "calzone".
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PMD:

Porn for the blind.
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Rich in Washington:

YES!
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Feldpausch:

HOT
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McGroovey:

I used to work in a pizzeria, and calzones are just a scam to sell you half a pizza folded over on itself, with fewer toppings, undercooked, for more money.
  11:23am
Sam:

Sicilians make those square pizzas just to piss off the other Italians
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Really Lisa:

Confessing I've been wondering when Porn for the Blind would turn back up on this show.
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David (in London):

You have to use Riemann geometry to make a calzone.

That sexy pizza slice is hugely worrying.
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bnowb:

the satellite at high point by wfmu
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βrian:

"Suspended congress." Ayeh.
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Rich in Washington:

@McGroovey: That just recently occured to me, after paying entirely too much for a take-and-bake calzone recently.
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HyperDose:

Huey Lewis loves square pizza
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fred:

A classic
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Handy Haversack:

David, I always knew it would come to this. I have been denying my true self for too long.
  11:24am
Fletchernyc:

Strength through Romantic Failure
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Photoline:

Richard Kiel basa slices
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The Oscar:

"Anyway, here's 'Mr. Giant Man.'"
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Rich in Washington:

my local take-and-bake chain also offers a 'keto pizza' option - just the entire contents of any pizza on their menu just sloughed off into a pan without the crust, at a 20% cost increase.
  11:25am
FௐFௐ (:

I once spent 20 minutes typing the comma zero URL just to get a 404.
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Feldpausch:

There are times when Fabio can't express things in words
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tim from champaign (now washington):

I love that this is Fabio's day job when he's not DJing at WFMU.
  11:27am
Ochre Ogre:

Sam- Haha! Right, those damn boot shaped mainlanders.
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paddy in matawan:

tuesday is pizza day tho
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-Ken:

Me too, @Tim - I just wish Fabio would do the "sexy voice" on the air more often. I think it's a turn on. Not to me, as I am a heteronormative cis mailman, but to many other people.
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David (in London):

That lady is going to have a Hell of a job getting the Romana base out of her hair.
  11:29am
Dean:

I recall an article in a popular magazine during the '90s featuring Fabio and his stereo system, which included Krell amplifiers (overrated, imo) and a surround array of Martin Logan electrostatic loudspeakers. At the time, I had ML speakers, too. Fabio's setup seemed excessive, but evidently he really does like music.
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Brandon From Rock Island:

This must be a sign because I am having pizza for breakfast this morning!
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Asheville Jon:

DAMMIT!!!! I missed big sausage pizza! :(
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PortsmouthJay:

Pizza The Hut!
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wizard frog:

WING!
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tim from champaign (now washington):

@-Ken - You're canceled! iT'S LETTER CARRIER, NOT MAILMAN!
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PortsmouthJay:

Ha! Not WING again...
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Yes:

<3
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fred:

Wingnesday!
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Handy Haversack:

At LAST!
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adampsyche:

yes
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David (in London):

I once worked with a guy called Neil Topping. His nickname, as you can imagine, was 'Pizza'.
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Roberto:

Right on, Champagne Tim guy.
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WaffleMix:

Omg I was wondering if we would be graced with Wing
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Okasa:

Wiiiiiing!!!!
  11:32am
Fabio:

@Dean: I need a fabulous sound system to listen to all of my recordings of me talking about me.
  11:32am
emily:

Mrs. Chin??
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Mister Dobalina:

Could really use a GOAT scream right about now.
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Roberto:

This would be a good time for Bad Lip Reading's "Morning Dew."
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David (in London):

Wing did a whole album about breaded snacks? Wow, I can't wait to hear her voice soar on the subject of the bap.
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Mister Dobalina:

Leslie Chow...
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Rich in Washington:

George Zamphir does a truly vile instrumental take on this cheesy song.
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wizard frog:

Who's been cutting onions over here?
  11:33am
Dean:

My son refuses to read Round Table Pizza signs as such, because indeed they are designed to read Round Pizza Table.
shorturl.at/huDQY
  11:33am
FௐFௐ (:

C'mon, Wing-ed Monkeys! Sing with her!!!
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wizard frog:

😭
  11:33am
Sam:

Wearing only a pizza and a smile
  11:33am
Terr n DE:

is this the theme to the Princess Goddess tv show ?
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Daddy Hernlet:

hungry now
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Photoline:

Jello Brick Load
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AnAnonymousParty:

Fabio is the Bob Ross of Arnold Schwarzeneggers.
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bnowb:

Ken @11:28 hahaha Im on floor laughing. <3
  11:34am
Ochre Ogre:

When pizza is topped with basil it should NEVER be baked to a crisp, only fresh and green.
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Ike:

Damn, I lived in that area for years but I never did the entire Lenape Trail. Maybe because the Belleville section where you're walking on sidewalks through suburbia is kind of discouraging to someone who's used to "real" trails (yes I know I'm too judgmental). But yes Branch Brook Park and Booth Park are pretty nice.
  11:34am
Dean:

Always wanted to open a dive bar called The Brown Candle.
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David (in London):

England has never healed from the death of Diana. Until now.
Wing unites a nation.
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Micheal:

I'm crying and I want pizza.
  11:35am
Sam:

Isn't Wing from Finland?
  11:35am
Fletchernyc:

Paul McCartney and Wing. Make it happen.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

The kind folks at Domino's Pizza® now offer wings.
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marian:

If Biden doesn't get Wing to perform at the inauguration... we'll let's just say my hatter will be getting an order for a bespoke MAGA cap.
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Rich in Washington:

My wife and I were out on date-night at a restaurant when Diana died. The waitress went from table to table to quietly inform each diner for some reason.
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-Ken:

Ike, you are mispronouncing "Lenape" AGAIN.
  11:37am
Bob in DC:

Hi Rich
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David (in London):

Mariano, get that MAWA cap on.
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Mister Dobalina:

'cause Ken is beautiful.
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Really Lisa:

omg @marian 11:36, you have me lol-howling louder than the puppy left alone below my apt!
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βrian:

"Lagniapppe," you mean?
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PMD:

Oh!! Just realized the neon sign. Hooks great! I remember someone offering to do that for you.
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Handy Haversack:

It's a little GIF, βrian.
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Hubig Pie:

Marian, your O be MIA
  11:40am
Terr n DE:

ah, a wonderful moment, I can't remember the name of the over acting vocalist who did this
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marian:

Rich: it always seemed to me like reaction to Di's death was stronger in the US. I was in England shortly after it happened and I heard a couple of Di jokes. Of course, maybe it's the crowds I run in.

David: capital idea! Or maybe WAGA as a backup at least? And mariano's not here, Mrs. Torrance. This is marian.
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fred:

@the abominable one: you keep loosing your O today. What gives?
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Ken From Hyde Park:

@PMD - Yes, love the neon sign. I had to take a closer look to determine it was real.
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spodiodi:

dat egg tho
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βrian:

That frying egg has to be a hangover breakfast in the works.
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Ike:

@marian(o,0,0), did I see you over at G(0)thmist recently?
  11:42am
gorp:

i huwt mysewf tooday
  11:42am
Sam:

Always go slowly and czech your work. There's no point in russian to get a finnish product out if there's norway it will work. Take breaks, and don't work if you're hungary, just have a danish.
  11:42am
Ochre Ogre:

Dean- Always wanted to open a bar called Frank n Steins, offering hot dogs and serve beer in steins.
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Franco Twinkie:

Hi Ken. I went out yesterday afternoon with one thing on my mind - pizza. Did I accomplish my task? Yes! Is there any left over for breakfast? No!
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wizard frog:

Disgusting behaviour today if I don't say so myself
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HyperDose:

Would you rather us debate Taylor Ham vs Pork Roll, or the myth of "central Jersey"?
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marian:

Yes, I know, Hubig. Those damn Demon-crats took my O as part of their redistribution of phonemes!

Ike: you talking about (((Pazuzu))), that HACK?
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tim from champaign (now washington):

There you go again, Ken. Calling yourself a man. Thin ice, buddy, thin ice.
  11:45am
chresti@tennis booth in Griffith Park:

Pizza = Naan
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Mi-rgod:

"Pizza" is a cultural construct which has no inherent existence, a mere attribution. Around this conceptual locus, one might project any number of assertions.
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PMD:

@Ken why does it not surprise me that you find curmudgeon sexy?
  11:45am
Aric:

If the conspiracy sub on reddit heard all of this pizza talk, they would be going nuts with theories.
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Photoline:

Wilford Brimley reads Fabio
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marian:

What about porn for the deaf? Did you ever ONCE think of that?
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spodiodi:

i like that, chresti... and have some naan that should become pizza (also works as donut-like snack well)
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adampsyche:

i had this bread called bus up shut this week
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Photoline:

The elusive braille edition of Playboy
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tim from champaign (now washington):

Nuts on subs? Now that is crazy! I though it went a little too far when subway put pizza on subs but nuts?
  11:47am
Sam:

Which came first, the samosa or the knish?
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Franco Twinkie:

Chresti, If you see this, please bring home more pizza! Hail Mary? I'll pay for it!
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wizard frog:

@marian isn't that just porn on mute?
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MD:

FLAT PIZZA! FLAT EARTH!!!! AND IN NYC THERE IS ONLY ONE PIZZA PLACE...NEW PARK IN HOWARD BEACH!!! good morning all!!!
  11:48am
Sam:

Hail Mary, full of sauce
The cheese is with you
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iiibeat:

I am a wiener. Everything I though turns to mold.
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MD:

Sorry for all the yelling...BUT WE ARE TAULKIN PIZZZZZZA HERE!!!
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adampsyche:

"In Trinidad, parathas are colloquially called "buss-up shut" ("busted-up shirt") because the roti resembles a tattered and torn-up shirt." en.wikipedia.org...
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marian:

wizard frog: Don't interrupt me while I'm on the soapbox!
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fred:

@marian(o): Ken is a leader in the radio for the deaf demo, so he knows a lot
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Ike:

I have an incorrect memory that Pseu Braun announced Diana's death live on the air on FMU and put on audio from a TV news broadcast. Pseu said it wasn't her. I hate my brain. So who was it? Maybe Monica? Or did I invent this memory entirely from whole cloth?
  11:49am
Sam:

Deaf listeners are WFMU's largest demographic. They have a huge advantage in that they don't have to hear the "music."
  11:49am
FௐFௐ (:

What I like about the Goodiepal & Pals track is that is like 4 songs in one. And they are all great!
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tim from champaign (now washington):

People, why are we fighting? The single thread that runs through all of this is WFMU. LET'S SHUT IT DOWN!
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Peapod Ross:

Subtitled porn is good for the deaf, plus helps all the non-German speakers
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Mister Dobalina:

Is this Finnish?
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Carmichael:

Is a calzone a sandwich? Discuss ...
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Mister Dobalina:

What a romantic sound'n language.
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Peapod Ross:

carmichael, you've come up with the next Shut Up Weirdo topic
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Franco Twinkie:

Will cheese toast suffice if it's still to early to go out and get a slice? Serious answers only, please.
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Lewis:

@Franco - yes
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zopa:

SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!
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Rich in Washington:

I still remember finding out about Bowie's passing live on a WFMU show.
  11:52am
Sam:

Cheese toast is totally fine! It's better than pizza.
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-Ken:

Everybody repeat: Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!
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Mister Dobalina:

Is a zeppole a donut?
  11:52am
?:

return of the muttering egg!
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wizard frog:

Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!
  11:52am
Ochre Ogre:

Carmichael- No, a panini is a sandwich.
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spodiodi:

Franco, one more YES on cheese toast here. lazy is the way
  11:52am
FௐFௐ (:

Mister Dobalina,

it's Danish plus some others.
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marian:

fred: Maybe you can spearhead a Kickstarter campaign to give me back my O.
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wizard frog:

Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!Menna Neklan! Menna Neklan! Meloko Layha! Meliko Leyha!
  11:52am
Bob in DC:

Medical mayhem?
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Mister Dobalina:

FௐFௐ , gracias...
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iiibeat:

A calzone is a pillow for my precious dead cat. Not a sandwich. Neither is a burrito. Nice try though.
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đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Dutch always sounds like drunk Germans trying to speak English.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

@-Ken - I don't know how to pronounce any of those words!
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Photoline:

half bunkers
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queems:

that was really something
  11:53am
?:

sounds like mekka lekka hai mekka hiney ho
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đ¢ ÞäŦ:

No offense Germans, Dutch, English-speakers, etc..
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David (in London):

Menna Neklan Upharsin
  11:54am
FௐFௐ (:

Ladies and gentleman (and heteronormative cis mailmen)!

dc pat!!!
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fred:

And Goodiepal is no Finn. Nice try Ken, though
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marian:

David: Eeep! Writing's on the wall...
  11:54am
ami ad:

Thank you DJ,Crew. In Freeform We Trust.
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spodiodi:

that hedgehog isn't even aware his pizza is about to become lionfood :~( poor lil guy
  11:55am
Sam:

A sandwich is like a democracy - somewhat open and free. A calzone is a dictatorship, it surrounds everything and nothing can escape. This is why Italy embraced fascism while England and America stuck with their free, Protestant tradition.
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spodiodi:

thanks, Ken! glad i caught some of the mayhem that is your show this morning.
cheerio all! see ya around
  11:55am
Ochre Ogre:

Scarlet Johansson has distant royal Swedish heritage.
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βrian:

Ah, but what of Cornish pasties?
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Phillippe Bastille:

Thanks Ken and skeletons. And Red Skelton.
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Franco Twinkie:

Thank you Lewis, I knew that, it's why we have a toaster oven, but this a dialogue, right?
  11:57am
Sam:

Seth MacFarlane described Scarlet Johansson as "one of those stealth Jews."
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đ¢ ÞäŦ:

Hi FௐFௐ
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Really Lisa:

Thank you SM Ken.
Peace, all.
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marianOOOOOO:

Calzone means "shorts" or "stocking" by the way. So every pizzeria is laughing at you secretly as you eat their shorts.

Thanks Ken, always such a... stimulating... three hours. Take care all!
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Handy Haversack:

Thanks, Ken! It was quite a ride.

Be well, all.
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βrian:

Mary is coming up in Whatever Land, if that interests you:
freeform.wfmu.org...
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Ike:

@CDC Tap, good to see you again.
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HyperDose:

Be excellent dudes!
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David (in London):

Thanks Staysh. Another bravura three hours of education and entertainment.
  11:59am
FௐFௐ (:

Glad to read you, dc pat! Long time no see.
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Carmichael:

Later, Kenneth.
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zopa:

Thanks Ken. For everything.
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Franco Twinkie:

Hamsters love pizza. I found out the hard way.
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fred:

@marian(0+) looks like you got a lot of funding for these Os. Or they were real cheap
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MD:

KEN!! YOU ARE ROCK...! THANK YOU!!
  11:59am
Zetti:

Thanks!
  11:59am
Sam:

I ordered pizza with mushrooms from a place in Jersey City. They used slimy canned mushrooms! Why?? So nasty.
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Hopey Sockmonkey:

Thanks Ken and Skeletons!
  12:00pm
Androu B.:

Thanks, Ken. Great show as always.
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Ken From Hyde Park:

Thanks, Ken. Long live the neon sign!
  12:00pm
FௐFௐ (:

Thanks, Ken! Great show, comments, GIFs, Wing songs as usual! Till next episode people. Loosen up and BE HAPPY!!!
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marianOOOOOO:

fred: MOGO!
  12:00pm
Ochre Ogre:

Danke Schon Ken!!! YOWZA
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Franco Twinkie:

Ken, won't you join me for some cheese toast?
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Hubig Pie:

I'm here to lend support to the Armenian flat bread, Lahmajoon
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McGroovey:

Pizza is itself a huge open-face sandwich.
  12:00pm
FௐFௐ (:

Bye, marian!
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MD:

So sorry for your loss...Sam...there is healing...trust me...
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wizard frog:

Great show (despite the pizza fiasco) WHEN WILL WE LEARN?
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spodiodi:

put some mustard on it, Franco
  12:01pm
Sam:

It's the 12 PM Cheese Toast! Cheerse!
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McGroovey:

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Franco Twinkie:

Lahmajoon -good!
  12:02pm
FௐFௐ (:

Why pizza boxes are square? That IS the question, the real issue here.
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Rich in Washington:

Thanks, Ken!
  12:02pm
Ochre Ogre:

Pizza, hamburger and pie for lunch.
  12:02pm
Dean:

Same reason LP covers are square.
  12:03pm
Sam:

Fofo, it's the cardboard lobby. Extortion.
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Webhamster Henry:

Thanks Ken - educational as always!
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Franco Twinkie:

Square pizza is the simple answer. But it's more complicated than that, believe me.
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Okasa:

Did Ken leave the chat open on purpose or just forget to close it down? Either way, it feels like we are being naughty by posting after noon.
  12:05pm
Ochre Ogre:

The Stones (octagon?) and Grand Funk did round LP covers.
  12:05pm
Sam:

Ha ha, take that Ken!
  12:06pm
FௐFௐ (:

Okasa,

Who in their right mind would dare shutting down a pizza discussion?
  12:06pm
Sam:

Fuck, CD boxes are square too. What the hell is going on??
  12:07pm
FௐFௐ (:

Never realised LPs covers and CD boxes are squared! My mind boggles.
  12:08pm
Sam:

Beer cans are round though. So that's a point for the other side.
  12:08pm
Sam:

But juice boxes are square, LOL
  12:12pm
Ochre Ogre:

Some drinking glasses are square, WHY?
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McGroovey:

If beer cans we square, I could fit more beer in the fridge.
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McGroovey:

Were
  12:16pm
Ochre Ogre:

Okasa- Hell yeah lets misbehave.
  12:21pm
Ochre Ogre:

Thinking about starting a line of assorted flavors of squid yogurt, I think it will be a hit.
  1:44am
John s:

Ochre sounds like a plan
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