WFMU: Garbage Time: Playlist from April 21, 2020

Listener comments!
	9:03am Mike & Dusty: THREE HOURS OF GARBAGE
	9:03am b!!!: Yee-haw!
	9:03am Handy Haversack: Diving straight into the garbage feels lonely somehow.
	9:04am Mike & Dusty: The garbage is fine Handy! [waves hand, chokes on a plastic bag] C’mon in!
	9:04am p20: I miss the transition too. But at least we get to hear Marisa Anderson
	9:05am testingwithfire: qué basura pura! hi Matt and fellow trash pandemicans
	9:05am Dropof Goldensun: Tremble, tremble, tremble. Good morning Matt!
	9:06am 12539: Clay should phone in.
	9:06am Crudbringer: Hey, is there room in that garbage for one more?
	9:06am Deborah: @Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member ♥ @9:03 Handy Haversack: Got to agree! Sadness. Truly hope all is okay.
	9:06am Peter from Dover NJ: Good morning Matt.
	9:06am Marley P. Dogg: Hook up that hot garbage straight to my veins! Giddy up
	9:07am melinda: @Handy I know what you mean. I was hoping Matt and Staysh would sing some Billy Joel.
	9:08am Handy Haversack: Mike, Dusty, p20: I'll just rub some on my gums and relax. Hey, all the Garbage folx! @melinda: or maybe some Bon Jovi?
	9:11am Mike & Dusty: @crudbringer, if you are of House Crudbringer then you are of the garbage and your presence is fairly required. Handy, as your doctor I must counsel you to stop rubbing old carburetor parts on your gums.
	9:12am jmr3: dang, set an alarm for 9:10 and missed 10 minutes of garbage
	9:12am p20: this guitar duo record is great.... i think i'm going to order a copy
	9:12am Crudbringer: Trash teens. Rubbish rabble. Refuse refugees. Debris dummies. Junk jerks. Scrap scrotes. Waste wantons.
	9:12am DJ Guin: I am almost done binging HBO's WATCHMEN. Eerily prescient and compelling to watch.
	9:13am P-90: Blessings, Father Matthew and Garbajesuits.
	9:15am Lixiviated Life: Because I'm certain she's a devoted listner, I'd like to wish Her Majesty the Queen a happy 94th. "Keep on rock'n Liz"
	9:16am Matt Warwick: Good mornin ya lil garbaggios!
	9:17am Crudbringer: @Mike&Dusty I name you Dusty the Unswept, Festooner of Upper Shelves and the Snow Beneath the Bed.
	9:17am Crei6hton: Morning!
	9:18am p20: ordered ... only 250 copies of this one ...
	9:19am Handy Haversack: If I were Queen Elizabeth, I would get a big ol' face tattoo to tell the world: I EAT SWANS
	9:19am p20: I would love to visit the Feeding Tube store, which is described on the webpage as "Gary Panter’s Hippiebilly Headshop" which sounds like fun to me
	9:19am Ken From Hyde Park: When life hands you garbage ... garbage!
	9:21am Snoochienucci: @p20 i think im following your lead on placing that order... and maybe a few more
	9:21am zopa: what is the garbage equivalent of pixie dust? I'd like to send Clay some... virtually, of course.
	9:21am Crudbringer: these strings are _lavish_.
	9:22am p20: @HH: I had to do some research to understand your last quip. "Outside the royal household, only one group of people can legally hunt and eat unmarked mute swans, and that’s the fellows of St John’s, Cambridge." England is pretty weird.
	9:22am jerseyRN: will this tune ever end?
	9:22am p20: @jerseyRN: I hope not!
	9:23am p20: ooops you jinxed it!
	9:23am Crudbringer: it's okay a new one is starting
	9:24am Andrew_in_WI: Bishop was on Frow Show... anybody catch that?
	9:24am Rev. Turnip Druid: who has carrot cake?
	9:25am p20: @Rev: I had some yesterday. It was good. Now it's gone.
	9:25am TIMPANDA: good morning garbage man, thanks for the jammss
	9:26am Handy Haversack: @Andrew: yes, about half of it last night.
	9:31am Crudbringer: this garbage sounds like a skeleton dream. and then _voosh_ it sounds like a magic carpet skeleton dream! and that whappaTAPP it sounds like a fancy disco magic carpet skeleton dream!
	9:32am b!!!: This is amazing.
	9:32am testingwithfire: I'm translating an article about Morocco at the moment and the tunes are on point...
	9:33am Rev. Turnip Druid: a coincidence like that wouldn't Fez me.
	9:33am Rev. Turnip Druid: There will be no more puns for at least twenty minutes.
	9:34am Crudbringer: now wait just a minaret
	9:36am p20: I'm having a hard time finding any information at all about Sven Wunder. I wunder who this guy is?
	9:36am Handy Haversack: About Sven? Golly!
	9:37am Threemoons: Good morning Matt, fellow Garbaggios, Garbage Flies
	9:37am Mr. Glue: Love these Turkish tunes.
	9:38am Crudbringer: @HH do not twist that knife. The local gang of thugs has banned him from our airwaves. Crudlette & I are struggling to keep the black candles burning until his return.
	9:39am steveo: day-words no longer have meaning
	9:40am A. Donut: I made some donuts the other day because you planted the idea in my head and I couldn't rest until I had had my donuts.
	9:40am p20: Got the club goin' up on a Tuesday
	9:40am steveo: the echo button is pressure sensitive?!??!!
	9:41am zopa: You take that Back! It's never out of control OR too powerful!
	9:42am Toothgrinder Tom: Why don’t people eat swans anyway? Geese are okay but not swans? Come on.
	9:42am Handy Haversack: @Crud, is there anyone I can sacrifice to help you out?
	9:42am Ken From Hyde Park: That sounds just how a bad boy would read stuff.
	9:43am Crudbringer: probably a rubber swan?
	9:43am Crudbringer: but then I'm just sort of averaging all the words I've seen in the last forty minutes and re-emitting them. this could just be noise.
	9:44am blackbodegabag: It’s a hammered dulcimer !!
	9:44am StringOFperils: Hey Garbaggioliolios.
	9:44am dictater: I just want to thank the skeleton crew at FMU for keeping us focused on the important things here at the cusp of world collapse, from Kanchanaburi, Thailand where restrictions to stem the disease include a full ban on alcohol! So count your selves lucky.
	9:44am Doctor B: Great acoustic music set! John Fahey (RIP) would have approved!
	9:44am tom from Glasgow: it's illegal to eat swans here since they all belong to the Queen
	9:45am p20: plus they are kind of stringy
	9:46am Earth Walker: Garbage on rye with a cup of coffee
	9:46am Handy Haversack: @tom: Right. We were discussing how, were I queen of the UK, I would get a face tattoo that says I EAT SWANS.
	9:46am Ken From Hyde Park: Top ten pizza toppings.
	9:47am testingwithfire: Birb is the worb
	9:47am Rev. Turnip Druid: parrot bread
	9:47am StringOFperils: Swan would be a good pizza toppng.
	9:47am skwurl: top 10 favorite musical instruments
	9:48am upstate sean: OMG this show is such Garbage. :)
	9:48am testingwithfire: @Matt all parrotheads should visit Chile and Argentina, plenty of them to admire here
	9:48am Earth Walker: Handy I think the queen should get nose and cheek earrings
	9:48am Rev. Turnip Druid: swan butty on parrot bread
	9:48am Marley P. Dogg: Top 10 enemies of Felder
	9:49am Greg from ZONE 5: Favorite talking parrot: Polly, the Pittsburgh Pirates mascot, obviously.
	9:49am Peter from Dover NJ: Today's set is gonna make me spend more money on Bandcamp.
	9:49am hevy kevy: top ten pizza toppings!
	9:49am zopa: @RTD: the apex of privileged decadence!
	9:49am hevykevy: i think i can name 100 different things you could put on a pizza
	9:50am Marley P. Dogg: My favorite talking parrot is the one that Homer Simpson gets into a philosophical debate with in the pet store
	9:50am ldime: 10 favorite spices
	9:50am StringOFperils: You can put a Winnebago on a pizza.
	9:50am upstate sean: Whats on the tely? Oh I think its a parrot.
	9:50am Marley P. Dogg: Peter - www.brooklynvegan.com...
	9:51am farmer rye in santa Cruz: wfmu home of the top tens.... and felder nation
	9:52am Peter from Dover NJ: Fave spices: cardamom, cumin, coriander, ginger, basil, rosemary, sage, harissa sauce (homemade), sazon, sofrito.
	9:52am hevy kevy: @ken hyde park did matt say pizza toppings on air or did i just think of the same thing? wasn't looking at the comments and jumped on but I'm half here
	9:53am testingwithfire: @Peter Cardamom is truly the ruler of spices. Caraway is on my top 10 list as well, although the ones you mentioned are all faves of mine too
	9:53am Earth Walker: Seen vaginal earnings at nudist beaches before ouch We’re not gonna go there with the queen Always unfaithful
	9:53am Peter from Dover NJ: @ Marley 9:50. Thank you. Yes, I saw that. I'm gonna make my list and check it twice.
	9:53am Marley P. Dogg: My favorite spice is a Cajun spice called Slap Ya Mama
	9:53am David (in London): Afternoon all. Handy, p20, Earth Walker, steveo, crudbringer et al. Not being a fan of tattoos, I think HM Queen should instead join Swans. Her and Gira together would be a Hell of a combo.
	9:53am βrian: Ooh, cardamom!
	9:54am farmer rye in santa Cruz: slap yo mamma is fire
	9:54am Peter from Dover NJ: @ testingwithfire 9:53. I seldom use caraway except when making sauerkraut. If I can get my sourdough culture going, I'll try it in bagels.
	9:54am Earth Walker: David How’s it going
	9:55am p20: Good American Morning/English Afternoon D(iL)! I was trying to work Gira into the conversation
	9:55am βrian: How many times have we heard, "Say, is that real or is that a tattoo?"
	9:55am Peter from Dover NJ: And just on a general note, thank you to everyone for being here and engaging. It's important to have some kind of human contact.
	9:55am Ken From Hyde Park: Top ten verses from "Murder Most Foul."
	9:56am Crudbringer: How you could choose only ten?
	9:56am farmer rye in santa Cruz: top ten veggies/fruit that also you can have sex with
	9:57am Marley P. Dogg: Top ten James Bond villains
	9:57am David (in London): p20 - To use a football (UK) term, which I'm not sure whether you have in US football, I went 'route one' - which is sometimes the best. Earth Walker, just been out to feed the squirrels in the sunshine, so mood currently buoyant.
	9:57am melinda: I'm not a fan of caraway.
	9:58am Earth Walker: What gross when you haven’t seen your grandma in 20 years and she gives you a big wet kiss what’s grosser she slips you the tongue
	9:58am WoodsOfNH: @Marley Slap Ya Mama is awesome. I put it on my steel cut oats in the morning.
	9:59am p20: Top ten cannabis strains: Gelato, White Widow, Silver Haze, Blue Dream, Gorilla Glue, The Wiggles, Jack Herer, NYC Diesel, Skunk #1, Northern Lights.
	9:59am hevy kevy: @earthwalker i feel you on the granny slip tongue
	9:59am zopa: Oh I like this New Manuke!
	10:00am p20: @David (in London): We have a Route One in New Jersey, but I suspect that's very different from what you are talking about!
	10:00am βrian: Caraway is in the carrot family, so has some commonality with dill, cumin, coriander, etc. But for some, it's too much. I love it in borscht.
	10:01am Handy Haversack: Hi, David: Since all swans have ulterior motives, all this swan talk was partly designed to summon you! There's a caraway schnapps -- Kummel? -- that I have had a few times that is really fantastic.
	10:01am βrian: And in parts of the US, it wold be pronounced "Rowt one," rather than "root one."
	10:01am skwurl: top 10 instruments: hurdy gurdy, harpsichord, trombone, mellotron, piano, crumhorn, bass, jaw harp, turntable, voice
	10:02am melinda: @Brian I like all those others. Funny how cumin can smell like armpits though.
	10:02am βrian: @Handy: Akavit makes the very best bloody marys.
	10:03am p20: @skwurl: I can approve of that list (because you included bass)
	10:03am farmer rye in santa Cruz: innit bruv
	10:04am melinda: I would try caraway flavored booze.
	10:04am Rory: Tuba is the all time best instrument
	10:04am David (in London): p20 - A working definition might be 'No delicate finesse in the midfield, just hoof it as hard as you can to the other end of the field.' Does that sound like your experience of the NJ Route One. (I remember driving on 95 when leaving my godfather's place in Metuchen, but I don't think I drove on Route One.)
	10:05am David (in London): Handy, I duly emerged from the Nightosphere as soon as swans/Swans were mentioned. What kind of day are you having?
	10:06am p20: @D(iL): Actually, Rt 95 and Rt 1 merge for segment - Pulaski Skyway? BQE? It's been decades since I lived or drove on the East Coast
	10:06am WoodsOfNH: @melinda Aquavit!
	10:07am Ben: Good Morning from Baltimore!
	10:08am p20: @WoodsOfNH: Skål!
	10:08am dave wuz here: caraway is a bummer. GET OUT OF MY SANDWICH
	10:09am Marley P. Dogg: This is some fine delicious garbage this morning
	10:09am p20: Hi Ben! Love from Chicago to Baltimore - Mrs. 20's hometown
	10:10am farmer rye in santa Cruz: this is some fine garbage i tel ya what
	10:10am Jeezuseffinchrist: this is amazing
	10:10am farmer rye in santa Cruz: top ten sandwiches ?
	10:11am Handy Haversack: @DIL: Working too damn hard. Why can't my whole life be sweet, sweet garbage?
	10:11am p20: If you like aquavit or other herbal booze you might like Żubrówka Bison Grass Vodka.
	10:11am p20: @farmer rye in santa Cruz: I'll bite!
	10:11am testingwithfire: @p20, @DavidInIl: there is a famous Route 1 in Eastern Massachusetts as well! Motorhome parks, Vegas-style Chinese restaurants, furniture stores, and the occasional strip club.
	10:12am Jeezuseffinchrist: this is like the African version of Birthday Party <3
	10:13am David (in London): p20 / testing - I shall have to make it my business to one day sample these illustrious R1s. "Vegas-style Chinese restaurants, furniture stores, and the occasional strip club" - what could possibly go wrong..?
	10:13am Handy Haversack: U.S. Route 1 is the old I-95. The whole East Coast. Also the New York-Boston Post Road.
	10:13am dave wuz here: i want to meet the african Tracy Pew
	10:16am GListener MW: I didn’t under the “talking parrot” haters at the time of that poll, but I think I get it now that I realize the point that that’s not a species, and that MANY varieties of species of parrot can be trained to talk.
	10:16am Mike & Dusty: that doberman isn’t crazy, he’s just misunderstood. –dog trainer
	10:16am GListener MW: So, I think to those people, Matt’s talking parrot answer was the equivalent to asking someone “what’s your favorite nationality of child?”, and their answer being “child labourers”
	10:17am p20: Ok, the top ten sandwiches: \| 1) grilled cheese 2) pbj 3) tuna melt 4) felafel 5) ropa vieja/cuban sandwich 6) crabcake sandwich (maryland style) 7) eggplant parmesan sub 8) reuben 9) italian sub (high-quality meat and bread) 10) reality sandwiches
	10:17am Peter from Dover NJ: p20, how is peanut butter and bacon NOT on your sandwich list?
	10:18am p20: i've never eaten a PB&B sandwich. bacon is not my jam.
	10:18am Marley P. Dogg: No knuckle sandwich?
	10:19am βrian: Salmon salad sandwiches rule. But you gotta have real bread.
	10:19am βrian: Bacon makes every dish ... well, bacon.
	10:20am Toothgrinder Tom: @p20 got really sick on that once; now I shudder if I do much as see the bottle or the blade of grass therein!
	10:20am nickybones: Cheese & onion, like the Brits do!
	10:21am p20: @TT: Sorry for reminding you!
	10:21am David (in London): βrian - Jim Gaffigan does a particularly amusing skit about bacon. Do you know it?
	10:21am p20: When I was in the UK I learned that they call a sandwich a "bap".
	10:21am melinda: Talking parrot is a great answer, even if it isn't what someone was looking for. It's funny.
	10:22am Toothgrinder Tom: @p20 no worries
	10:24am zopa: isophonic: Involving or indicating the same sound; identical in sound.
	10:25am βrian: 48 °F is all we're going to get today. pout
	10:26am DJ Guin: "I once had a beautiful sandwich, oh man, I'm talking hey! It was made with fresh beef baloney and Mom bought it yesterday. It had butter and American cheese on white bread, boy oh boy. Slap a little brown mustard on top, and buddy, you're full of joy!"
	10:26am David (in London): p20 - Oh no, you're unleashing a whirlwind there. Some (often split along the north / south axis) call it a 'barm' instead of a bap. It kind of refers more to the 'bready container' than the sandwich per se. Some put whole pies inside barms. Sheesh.
	10:26am DJ Guin: "...Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school, Was it Bob or Billy or Fred? Oh, one of them boys is cruel! There's just... hey, wait a minute! I'm, I'm sittin' on it! Aw man! I'm sorry, sandwich!"
	10:27am Toothgrinder Tom: There’s a city called Mysore in the Indian state of Karnataka (near Bangalore) which has these flocks of pistachio-colored parrots that roost in the trees and they’re really beautiful and exotic (way better than pigeons).
	10:28am Handy Haversack: That said, I would serve as a swan's footman for a cheese and onion toasty from the Jolly Judge in Edinburgh right about now.
	10:28am tom from Glasgow: you need to shampoo that shit
	10:29am TIMPANDA: yeahh scratch that beard, get in there real good with those long nails
	10:29am Toothgrinder Tom: @David ‘bready container’ - that’s pure gold!
	10:30am p20: @D(iL): I worked one summer in an office in London. At noon everybody would "pop down to Pret for a bap". It took me a few days to figure out the code.
	10:30am farmer rye in santa Cruz: p20- thanks and definitely watch out for number ten!
	10:30am Peter from Dover NJ: Cheese and onion sandwiches... how could I have forgotten?
	10:30am tom from Glasgow: tch, Londoners and their Pret
	10:30am Rory: I wonder if Don Felder’s face itches from his beard?
	10:31am Marley P. Dogg: This is why I just got an old Sony FM radio
	10:32am David (in London): Toothgrinder Tom - use it with my blessing my man. p20 - Whereabouts was the office? What were you doing there?
	10:32am farmer rye in santa Cruz: don felders beard is of the non itchy variety. there is no itching in deep space
	10:33am testingwithfire: there is no such thing as tooo much music
	10:33am Handy Haversack: When a computer on wifi gets too close to the Hardest Working Boom Box in Brooklyn (in my bathroom), we lose FM reception entirely. Gonna walk Kate and the dog out to the start of their run.
	10:33am farmer rye in santa Cruz: cmon matt!
	10:33am Andrew Waterloo: that's a lot of sandwiches
	10:34am Asheville Jon: MONTE CRISTO SANDWICH!!!!
	10:34am farmer rye in santa Cruz: top ten sandwhich mistakes !?
	10:34am Mike & Dusty: Daddy Garbage’s Sandwiches in Crisis, a new sandwich shop
	10:34am testingwithfire: @farmer rye's suggestion for the win
	10:34am DJ Guin: Turkey, bacon, Provolone, Sauteed Arugula and Russian Dressing on a sub roll. mmmmmmmmm
	10:34am p20: there are not 10 good pizza toppings
	10:35am βrian: @DIL: Never heard the bacon skit, no.
	10:35am Asheville Jon: there are plenty of really awful chicken parm and veal parm sandwiches. good ones, however, can be true bliss
	10:35am Andrew Waterloo: I'm a all for 3 layers of pepperoni
	10:35am farmer rye in santa Cruz: monte christo YES
	10:35am Crudbringer: there are if you count anchovies six times
	10:35am testingwithfire: Christ on rye
	10:35am Fuzzy: Fluffernutter.
	10:36am Rich in Bay Ridge: We live in Pizzaville where a plain slice is the way to go.
	10:36am Marley P. Dogg: Top 10 bagels
	10:36am testingwithfire: (with extra caraway)
	10:36am streetwaves: English muffins are devine
	10:36am βrian: Onions on pizza is de rigueur. And usually always a sprinkle of fennel seeds.
	10:36am Andrew Waterloo: salami and provolone
	10:36am tim from Champaign (now washington): Hi Matt and everybody! My 3 year old daughter just said “Plain man? He’s saying a lot of funny things!”
	10:36am benji: How do you feel about a good cubano sammy?
	10:36am streetwaves: divine
	10:36am Marley P. Dogg: Top ten cheeses!
	10:36am testingwithfire: @Brian yum!
	10:36am Asheville Jon: english muffins, with melted butter, and apricot preserves. oh yeah!
	10:37am carrots: opened up a fresh pack this am.... best when fresh.
	10:37am βrian: Yes, fresh carrots, but not on pizza.
	10:37am p20: @Marley: I could really get into listing some cheeses!
	10:37am billy: Hey Matt, do you recall the pulled pork? I made some last night. Planning on dropping a baguette for the skeleton early this afternoon. In the mood?
	10:37am DJ Guin: Goat cheese and caramelized onions for mah pizza
	10:38am testingwithfire: the Bongo Joe tracks are especially delicious
	10:38am carrots: Matt, i got theee words for you .. I talion hotdog!! north jersey regional delicacy.
	10:38am βrian: @DJ Guin: What kind of goaty?
	10:38am DJ Guin: Cheese Shop: www.youtube.com...
	10:39am farmer rye in santa Cruz: you can only bring pork if you bring enough for the whole class! jk i have a dozen pork sandwhiches running around outside
	10:39am DJ Guin: @Brian..I am not picky..crumbled for pizza..soft goat with honey on crackers
	10:40am p20: Anything on pizza except for onions, peppers, garlic, sausage, pepperoni (which I personally think is kind of gross), and maybe mushrooms or anchovies is just a novelty. Ok, thats 7.
	10:40am βrian: Bûcheron works well. We also have a nice local fresh goat cheese that we love.
	10:40am melinda: I love breakfast sandwiches. Breakfast food in general.
	10:41am DJ Guin: i make pizza at home using Naan, sauce, fresh mozz, and prosciutto
	10:41am p20: Ooops, I forgot Roman-style potato-rosemary pizza. Which is good but hard to find.
	10:41am testingwithfire: I am not much on sandwiches but pancakes make a great open-faced alternative. Easy enough to make with non-wheat flours.
	10:41am farmer rye in santa Cruz: matt, to ease the burden we will be accepting breakfast and dessert sandwiches to the top ten list
	10:42am βrian: 6-yr-old insists on kalamata olives AND anchovies, but she only gets to choose one.
	10:42am testingwithfire: @Brian that kid is all right.
	10:43am Earth Walker: Lived on pizza in Brooklyn Burritos in San Francisco Meditation diet I think in France Yo
	10:43am Lewis: @ßrian - you are raising that kid right!
	10:43am βrian: @testing: yesterday we had buckwheat crêpes, both sweet and savory.
	10:43am p20: @DJ Guin: Sounds great. And you just reminded me of this joke: I went to an Indian restaurant last night. The waiter was incredibly rude. He gave me a papadum - you know, one of those thin crispy things. I asked if I could have some softer bread as an appetizer, and he replied - and I quote - "That's a nonstarter."
	10:44am testingwithfire: @Brian I am turning green with envy. I'm hoping to find buckwheat or spelt flour on my shopping jaunt today
	10:44am βrian: "That's a naan starter," he meant.
	10:44am testingwithfire: @p20 WOW
	10:45am Toothgrinder Tom: Too ten chess openings for black?
	10:45am p20: βrian: Congratulations, you got the joke.
	10:46am βrian: Orthography matters!
	10:47am p20: @David (in London): It's taken me a while to answer you because I've been looking at street views of London trying to remember exactly where the office was. Bow St? Chancery Lane?
	10:47am Crudbringer: I need funding for my new Roman/Mexican drive-thru restaurant, Toga Tacos Togo.
	10:47am David (in London): My grandmother keeps lots of coconut and raisons in her cheeks. I call her my peshwari nan...
	10:48am DJ Guin: Q. Why doesn't the Chinese Cricket Team ever win Championships? A. Because they keep eating the f#@king bats! (not MY joke)
	10:48am farmer rye in santa Cruz: that’s a terrible joke
	10:48am litmus0001: re: favorite sandwiches of yore There's a place in Madison, WI called La Cochina, attached to a supermercado called La Hispania which makes Mexican food to go and pastries and deserts... And they make a torts that is the stuff of legends. Flattened chicken breast, ham, 2 hot dogs, onion, avocado, lettuce, salsa, mayo, chipotle chili's, and likely a bunch if other stuff I'm forgetting, all on a fresh homemade flour roll the size of a chiabata loaf. Its been 5 years since I've had one. I miss it.
	10:48am Mike & Dusty: Matt, you could rank dogs and crash the internet in possibly record time
	10:49am David (in London): crudbringer - Toga Tacos. It's going to be a monster success. I'm in for five Gs.
	10:49am David (in London): p20 - Cool. Nice to picture you there.
	10:50am Earth Walker: What ever happened to the breadbox for bread and baked goods
	10:50am farmer rye in santa Cruz: lol @ toothy tom
	10:51am p20: I was working for a financial firm trying to make their high-speed automated trading system go even faster so they could squeeze more money out of the economy while doing no useful work. I'm a computers/math guy and specialize in high performance computing. But I got away from the icky financial world a long time ago - before the 2008 collapse. I can only take a tiny, tiny portion of the blame for that. And, I did not make tons of money doing that. I was just part of the support crew. Got paid decently for it, but nothing like the investors and traders made.
	10:51am p20: @Earth Walker: Breadboxes are great
	10:52am Toothgrinder Tom: Best sandwich I’ve had is a banh mi.
	10:53am p20: @D(iL): The best part about my London summer is that I had an apartment in Bloomsbury, right around the corner from the British Museum, where I spent a LOT of time enjoying the ill-gotten fruits of global empire and conquest. They should really give a lot of that stuff back, but it was cool to get a chance to see it!
	10:53am DJ Guin: man, I could go for some RAMEN today...with some steamed bao
	10:54am p20: @Toothgrinder Tom: Oh shoot, I completley forgot the Banh Mi! Now I have to revise my list. Goodbye Italian Sub, I guess. (Sorry NJ)
	10:56am agentearplugs: GOOD morning Gar-BAH-geee-Ohhzz!
	10:57am Rob: Felder
	10:57am Toothgrinder Tom: There’s an Egyptian sandwich place down the street here on Newark Avenue in downtown Jersey City that does an excellent chicken schwarma in pita bread.
	10:58am Earth Walker: Good to be in France The culinary capital of the world but fast food garbage is sprinkled about
	10:58am agentearplugs: Did someone say Bahn Mi?? Yes please.
	10:58am farmer rye in santa Cruz: felder
	10:58am p20: @D(iL): After that gig I got back to science and got a gig at CERN for a while. And now I just do freelance contract work.
	10:59am farmer rye in santa Cruz: and a heavy metal leather clad boob sandwhich
	10:59am DJ Guin: Po' Boys in Nawlins. Another sudden craving. Arrggh.
	10:59am βrian: I recall having a tuna fish sandwich at a small lunch shop in Mont de Marsan. It blew my socks off. Fresh mayo, capers ...
	11:00am Toothgrinder Tom: @agentearplugs yes that was mi.
	11:00am queems: i love this! thanks for the flat tire music
	11:00am GListener MW: I love this YinYin record! One of my faves of the past year
	11:00am p20: Oh yes, the Po' Boy. Got to revise the list again. Sorry Cuban Sandwich, somebody's gotta go!
	11:01am TIMPANDA: damn, i could really go for a po boy. too bad the jazz fest got canceled this year :(
	11:01am farmer rye in santa Cruz: matt killing it on these selections !!
	11:01am p20: @Earth Walker: Have you seen this? i.kym-cdn.com...
	11:02am agentearplugs: Oh my Po Boys! You guys are making me hungry. I'm just gonna say BLT even though I don't know what's going on and there's always room for that simply perfect combo.
	11:02am βrian: Remarkably, I've never had a Po' Boy! Shrimp or oysters, it would be hard to decide.
	11:02am p20: βrian: Oysters every time
	11:03am Earth Walker: Gonna have pizza and Pepsi now There goes the Mediterranean diet out the door
	11:03am Toothgrinder Tom: I second the oysters.
	11:03am agentearplugs: You gotta go with catfish po boy.
	11:03am DJ Guin: @p20 -- no Catfish? Sacrilege!
	11:03am Cmurtha: This bops
	11:03am Rev. Turnip Druid: stepped out for meeting. Is it still sandwich-lust time?
	11:03am p20: @agentearplugs: a totally unofficial attempt to make a list of the top 10 sandwiches, except that nobody is really keeping score
	11:04am p20: @DJ Guin: The choice presented was shrimp or oyster. But if catfish is on the menu, I'll take that!
	11:04am David (in London): p20 - Thanks for the recap. A flat in Bloomsbury by the BM? That was truly a great way to stay in The Smoke. My brother used to work at the BM as a conservator in the 70s. I've spent so many happy hours in there.
	11:04am agentearplugs: can you sandwich all the sandiwches into the number 1 slot?
	11:05am Toothgrinder Tom: Love it when Matt scats.
	11:05am doctorrock: Wacky silly crazy
	11:05am Rev. Turnip Druid: Missing Denmark very much, so my sandwich list is just one freaking enormous smørrebrød with smoked salmon & egg & any random five additional ingredients. and beersies. Please.
	11:05am Erin in TO: I find the 11am void weird too :(
	11:05am DJ Guin: ScattingMatt is not a palindrome, but who the f is keeping score.
	11:06am Toothgrinder Tom: I’ve come to the conclusion that lists and awards don’t really mean anything.
	11:06am p20: @D(iL): It was a great summer. There was very little rain that year and everyone seemed to be in a good mood. I really enjoyed exploring London. That feels like another lifetime, now.
	11:06am Lewis: did the bongo joe label ever record Bongo Joe?
	11:07am βrian: Maybe a syndrome?
	11:07am seth from muddy creek: Phily cheesesteak w/ wiz
	11:07am Earth Walker: Back in Brooklyn Bay Ridge used to get veal cutlet parmesan sandwich’s from Freddy the butcher
	11:07am seth from muddy creek: Maybe foot long Italian with the work plus hot peppers
	11:08am testingwithfire: Peanut butter, bacon, and honey, preferably on a nice seedy bread
	11:08am Baja Joe: Tuna melt?
	11:09am farmer rye in santa Cruz: garbage time : a memoir in food
	11:09am DJ Guin: @Matt...quickly! to the Woof Moo Copter! Get this man a Po'Boy!
	11:09am Cmurtha: is that all there is starts playing.
	11:09am agentearplugs: Does a hot dog count as a sandwich?
	11:10am testingwithfire: @agentearplugs if choripan is a sandwich then hot dogs on buns are too
	11:10am melinda: It grinds my gears too.
	11:10am DJ Guin: Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings
	11:10am testingwithfire: BEST GARBAGE ITEMS
	11:10am The Butterman: You sound like Fabio now, Matt
	11:11am Beast of Boonton: WFMU needs a cooking show w/Matt
	11:11am dave wuz here: Bob's foods in medford mass. - sandwich gods - chicken eggplant combo parm-your welcome
	11:11am TIMPANDA: is taco a sandwich?
	11:11am agentearplugs: @testingwithfire you kinda blew my mind there.
	11:11am efd: DON'T KNOCK A PLAIN PIZZA MATT!
	11:11am Laura in Peekskill: Lobster roll! With butter, not mayo.Duh.
	11:11am iiibeat: Peanut butter and honey on rye.
	11:11am Brendan: Good morning just got here. It’s 1110 he still talking. Is it safe?
	11:11am Toothgrinder Tom: Favorite things? Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens?
	11:12am testingwithfire: @agentearplugs choripan is indeed mindblowing
	11:12am dug: has anyone mentioned the italian cubano from vito's in hoboken? or the holy sandwich itself, the roast beef w/ jus at fiore's?
	11:12am Earth Walker: Hoagies Heroes Subs and Grinders
	11:12am Cmurtha: Hot Dogs are certainly not better than other sandwiches. But, everyone is entitled to their opinion.
	11:12am DJ Guin: @LauraInPeekskill...DAMN YOU, WOMAN!!! How could we forget the Lobster Roll?!?!
	11:12am hevykevy: why is matt surprised he's talking about food?
	11:12am Laura in Peekskill: My question exactly.
	11:13am Toothgrinder Tom: @DJ Guin they’re starting the chopper’s engine now!
	11:13am Laura in Peekskill: (@DJGuin)
	11:13am Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: Hi Matt. I don't even need to hear this to "Like" the Stereolab track. Thanks!
	11:14am Brendan: Whoa I’m pinching myself. I’ve been away for a while. Someone help me… Is this some sort of no Felder no Hagar stimulus?
	11:14am Toothgrinder Tom: The Reuben should definitely make the cut.
	11:14am dave wuz here: "grinder account?" sign me up! oh...this is not at all what i was expecting...
	11:14am DJ Guin: Welp, time to put on my hair shirt and self-flagellate...penance for overlooking the lobster roll..which is nothing but and overpriced hotdog bun with some bottom feeder
	11:14am Lewis: why are the synapses crossed in my brain in such a way that when I read "Stereolab" I think "Negativland"?
	11:14am iiibeat: If my cookie-cutter is set to indicate the forest . . Winding Brooks, mossy valleys, wildflowers, snakes and dragonflies . . If I can only see some trees . . Assuming that I did not make a mistake while setting the alarm-clock . . Can I still indicate . . I mean . . Can I still eat the cookie after it cools a bit?
	11:14am testingwithfire: @DJ GUin it deserves to be overlooked IMO
	11:15am Handy Haversack: Sandwich talk and Stereloab are not the worst Garbage to come home to.
	11:15am Lewis: And then of course comes the dissonance that the music doesn't sound "right"...
	11:15am Rory: Potbelly got loans under small-business relief plan.
	11:15am p20: Hey, I created an online poll for top sandwiches, if anybody wants to play along. You can add your own options. www.rkursem.com...
	11:15am Laura in Peekskill: This Stereolab track sounds exactly like Neu's Hallogallo, except with words.
	11:15am Toothgrinder Tom: Being a Marylander I’m also partial to crab cakes but not sure that’s really a sandwich. Tacos are sandwiches too and a fish taco is sublime.
	11:16am p20: You can vote for as many as you like
	11:16am testingwithfire: EMPANADAS
	11:16am p20: www.rkursem.com...
	11:16am agentearplugs: @Laura I can second that. All magical.
	11:16am DJ Guin: #testingwithfire..i cannot argue with its snooty pricing and underwhelming result of i wish it were a bigger sammich. they use to feed lobsters to prisoners as punishment.
	11:17am seth from muddy creek: DiGornio Rising Crust 3-Cheese. Full stop.
	11:18am testingwithfire: @P20 thanks! Can you change it so we can add multiple answers? (already the change requests are coming in)
	11:18am Laura in Peekskill: Lobsters are basically bugs. Delicious bugs.
	11:18am p20: @testingwithfire: it's open for multiple answers
	11:18am Earth Walker: Before the lockdown lock-in here in France Da wife and I had moule frites ! Yum
	11:18am David (in London): 'Delicious Bugs' is the title of my new album.
	11:18am testingwithfire: I don't like lobster or mayo or white sandwich bread, let's call the whole thing off
	11:19am Handy Haversack: @p20 (10:40): Escarole?
	11:19am DJ Guin: @testing..."Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going."
	11:20am p20: @HH: Touché
	11:20am Laura in Peekskill: @David (in London) Royalties pls.
	11:20am Lewis: my my but I do love hippie noise guitar....
	11:21am David (in London): And I think a tip o' the cap to the 4th Earl of Sandwich is called for. Without his sheer dedication to frittering away vast piles of cash at the gaming table, where would we be now eh?
	11:21am Earth Walker: DJ. Did you throw the prisoners in boiling water too when they acted up
	11:21am Crudbringer: We never made it to the Earl of Sandwich chain last time we were in Florida.
	11:21am Jeff Golick: Potbelly was mentioned up-thread. I feel moved to note for the record that I hate the Potbelly logo/typeface with the force and heat of a thousand suns. Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. Carry on!
	11:22am David (in London): Laura, you're on bass, so you get a co-credit.
	11:22am Crudbringer: I assume it's terrible.
	11:22am Crudbringer: Also, seconding the raw hate for Potbelly. Firehouse is also an atrocity, and Jersey Mike's is dumpster-filler.
	11:23am Laura in Peekskill: Why the female always gotta be the bass player?
	11:23am Crudbringer: Elsah Landing RIP. Scintillating Lemon Pie!
	11:23am Toothgrinder Tom: Lobsters used to be considered poor people’s food back in the (colonial or thereabouts) day. Swells wouldn’t touch ‘em.
	11:23am Crudbringer: Because the WOMEN do the damn WORK is why.
	11:23am Earth Walker: Actually worked in a teenage prison in San Francisco Assistant teacher Now that’s lockdown
	11:24am DJ Guin: Jersey Mike's is the BEST!! (If you want explosive Diarrhea)
	11:24am David (in London): Laura - we're like the original incarnation of Rothko. Three basses only. So you can be on bass, bass or bass.
	11:24am Joshua K: Explosive diarrhea is my first and second middle name
	11:24am Handy Haversack: @p20: There's a character limit in the "Other" field, it turns out. Egg salad on rye with spicy mustard, onion, shredded carrots, tomato. Pepper jack on serious grain bread with mayo, spicy mustard, sprouts, cuke, tomato, onion. Eggplant parm. Veggie reuben.
	11:25am Toothgrinder Tom: I can’t wrap my head around the fact that Matt has never had a po’ boy sandwich. What has he been doing all his life?
	11:25am p20: @HH: Yeah, that character limit exists because of characters like you!
	11:26am David (in London): I'm suddenly getting a frantic crash course in US sandwich outlets.
	11:26am p20: @TT: He's been Livin' in Jersey.
	11:26am farmer rye in santa Cruz: i know we are all wondering if a taylor farm pork roll will be on matt’s list
	11:27am David (in London): p20, TT - Jesus, I've had a Po-Boy and I live in England.
	11:27am coelacanth∅: David, me too! and i live here
	11:28am Toothgrinder Tom: @David where they call it a ‘po’ lad’ amirite?
	11:29am Handy Haversack: @p20: Vegetarians need ingredients too, you know!
	11:29am p20: whoever put in "Eggplant parm, cheese and onion, cheese and pickle.." ... it's supposed to be one option per line.
	11:30am David (in London): @TT - That merited a laugh out loud. (Provisional) Gag of the day to you, sir.
	11:30am p20: Unless you really put all those things on 1 sandwich
	11:30am testingwithfire: @p20 bad users R us (I didn't do it)
	11:30am Handy Haversack: But you know what? A SERIOUS (you know what I mean) sesame or onion bagel toasted, with butter. That will do nicely. That was me, @p20: I didn't know how it would render. Feel free to delete.
	11:31am coelacanth∅: seriously. sausage? pepperoni? those aren't novelties?
	11:31am Laura in Peekskill: I can't keep up with all you people and also eat my BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE AND LOX AND TOMATO.
	11:31am DJ Guin: Taylor Ham (not Pork Roll), Fried Egg and Cheese on a Roll is strictly a North Jersey thing. It cannot be entered into this debate, well, because it's Taylor's Ham.
	11:31am David (in London): Brevity Haversack strikes again!
	11:31am Toothgrinder Tom: @David consider it payment in kind for ‘bready container’
	11:31am seth from muddy creek: Is a cinnamon raisin bagel w/ cream cheese a sandwich?
	11:31am Crudbringer: no red onion? you call that a bagel?
	11:32am p20: this survey site might be sorta broken. good thing we're not using it for anything important
	11:32am testingwithfire: @seth absolutely although a lot of people will scoff at it
	11:32am Joshua K: I never selected my DJ premiums and then this whole lockdown happened
	11:32am DJ Guin: @Crud..you raise a salient point..where's the Onion, Laura?
	11:32am TomDash: Love this Rodion G.A. release...better than The Lost Tapes.
	11:32am David (in London): p20 - This UAT has been a disaster. But a comic one at least.
	11:33am testingwithfire: I'm off to find some ZipLoc bags for freezing leftovers, so that my cooking efforts don't become Garbage. Thank you Matt and see y'all later!
	11:34am Laura in Peekskill: I held the onion. Between my knees.
	11:34am Lewis: @seth - no
	11:35am Handy Haversack: My daily sandwich when I was commuting (and like thrice weekly now) is Tofurky, mayo, mustard, spinach, onion on a tortilla. Now that I'm at home I add garlic dill pickle sometimes. Or Bacos.
	11:37am p20: @D(iL): Sorry, UAT?
	11:37am David (in London): Handy, I think you need to try a 'Wigan Kebab' on the days in-between... p20 - User Acceptance Testing.
	11:38am coelacanth∅: the only sandwiches i eat, normally, are a tuna sub from subway; a fried egg with mayo, tomato and onion; or a bagel with either salmon or olive cream cheese. on the rare occasion i eat bread at home it usually open-faced -therefore not a sandwich.
	11:39am coelacanth∅: (and not often on those either)
	11:40am DJ Guin: @Laura...you know I kid because I like. Nice 'Easy Rider' reference. ;)
	11:40am Crudbringer: @Laura: Hot.
	11:41am Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: coelacanth, why would the number of bread slices make or break the definition of "sandwich"? What if the OTHER ingredients are "sandwiched" within and with one another? Does that not make it, by definition, a sandwich?!? Confused about the open-facedness.
	11:42am p20: @D(iL): I should have gotten that ref. I guess I missed it because in my current job we don't really do UAT. We just release the code, and users accept it.
	11:42am Crudbringer: (That was _The Last Detail_, not _Easy Rider_)
	11:43am Toothgrinder Tom: I thought an open-faced sandwich was still a sandwich in good standing.
	11:44am coelacanth∅: because the person who invented it, who's name was sandwich, used 2 slices of bread. that's the definition of the word. (though you could have more than 2 slices of bread)
	11:44am βrian: If it has to be eaten with utensils, it ain't a sandwich.
	11:44am DJ Guin: @Crud.. I AM the Shore Patrol, motherfuqer!
	11:44am Crudbringer: Open Faced makes it a quasisandwich, or parasandwich.
	11:45am David (in London): p20 - Your mind has wisely erased the horror of catastrophic UAT sessions, obviously. I still carry the scars...
	11:45am Laura in Peekskill: @Guin-- Five Easy Pieces, actually.
	11:45am DJ Guin: @Crud...FIVE EASY PIECES.. we were both wrong
	11:45am steveo: the first time i ever saw a jersey mike's was in the airport in las vegas; i did not attempt to eat any
	11:45am Toothgrinder Tom: I thought it was ‘Five Easy Pieces’?
	11:45am 12539: Thanks, Matt! Got to run, scones in the oven. Be well.
	11:45am coelacanth∅: ...i might be wrong about his name being "sandwich"...but something like that
	11:46am Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: -fair enough. I always maybe misinterpreted it as just anything sandwiched betwixt layers of other things.
	11:46am DJ Guin: yeah, I just realized that Laura...now I owe you a Lobster Roll.
	11:46am coelacanth∅: Crudbringer haha
	11:46am Toothgrinder Tom: No, his name really was Sandwich. Bob Sandwich.
	11:47am Earth Walker: Coffee shakes better than DTs
	11:47am Cmurtha: The solution is to make them return
	11:47am coelacanth∅: itzall it has evolved that way ...and i've used it that way
	11:47am David (in London): coelacanth - It was the 4th Earl of Sandwich. I gave him a shout-out earlier.
	11:47am Earth Walker: Milk shakes ain’t so bad
	11:47am Crudbringer: Gah! My pedantry!
	11:48am Handy Haversack: We don't parasandwich-shame around here, though.
	11:48am David (in London): The tesserandwich is the four dimensional sandwich. We only see the three dimentional version.
	11:48am coelacanth∅: ah, that's right David. say hi for me,hey? tell him i'm sorry i don't eat more sandwiches.
	11:48am DJ Guin: "Your honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt, that I can waste the court's time by rating the superhunks!"
	11:49am Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: coelacanth, I am sure we are all guilty of using the word in a completely non-food context. It's become part of the greater lexicon.
	11:49am Skurky: After lumping in crows and ravens as one bird and saying "talking parrot." I expect Matt to list pizza and pop tarts on his sandwich list.
	11:50am David (in London): coelacanth - He doesn't bear you any ill will for it.
	11:51am morphe': Thanks Matt de Warwick de Point Pleasant .. PP - first time (age 6???) I watched a Preying Mantis stalk a bug on a screen door.. PP- got smacked by my Ma for telling some other kid on the beach that another name for penis was DICK - He told his mom and I got smacked.. PP - became aware of Class as such that we could not afford to ride the wee fake train going up and down the promenade...
	11:51am coelacanth∅: the big question is -is a hot dog in a bun a sandwich? i'd say obviously yes, but the bun is usually one piece, opened up; so it that still a sandwich?
	11:51am p20: The big answer is: No!
	11:52am Crudbringer: Wait, hold up - there's _another_ word for penis?
	11:52am Skurky: I'm in hotdog = sandwich camp because hoagie = sandwich
	11:52am Cmurtha: @skurky you may summon an evil picture of the poptart and takis sandwich.
	11:52am coelacanth∅: that's what i'm thinking...but a hamburger definitely IS, when it's between 2 pieces of bread/bun.
	11:53am zopa: PewPew!
	11:53am agentearplugs: @crudbringer Yes, hotdog.
	11:53am David (in London): coelacanth - There may be some kind of common ancestor, but I can't help feeling that the hot dog branched off the sandwich evolutionary tree a long, long time ago.
	11:53am DJ Guin: P3NI5 - there's a good show for ya..on the Netflix, I think
	11:53am Lewis: @skurky - that is the link I have been working on, but I still find that "Hoagie" and "hot dog" are not in the same class...
	11:53am Crudbringer: Okay, so then pita-pockets and tacos are also non-sandwiches?
	11:53am Cmurtha: @coel my take on this is that tacos/hotdogs/open face'd items are all logically sandwiches, but because we always refer to them as unique things I don't count them as such, but I'd not fight someone who did.
	11:54am p20: Skurky: The law of transitivity does not apply in this case. It's sandwich logic, not Aristotelian
	11:54am Snoochienucci: man what a frustrating few hours of work. Glad to be back in the garbaggio lounge for the finale!
	11:54am coelacanth∅: right, David! and the pita sandwich -also an evolutionary deviation?
	11:54am David (in London): To cross the streams... so when Robert Mitchum put his todger in a hot dog bun during the making of 'Night of the Hunter', was it a sandwich?
	11:54am Snoochienucci: little mattys echo always cheers me right the "f" up!
	11:54am b!!!: Thanks Matt!
	11:54am p20: Pita pocket is a sandwich. Taco is not. Stop trying to use logic and just use common sense.
	11:55am Cmurtha: Its hard to say its a deviation when so many of these things predate when we decided to credit some rich dude with inventing something that already existed.
	11:55am Skurky: A sausage, pepper, and onion in a sandwich is a sandwich. What is a hot dog but a form of a sausage sandwich.
	11:55am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Matt. Unlike the rest of life lately, listening today was NOT like biting into a hot shit sandwich on rye and finding there's a bone in it. Breads. Fillings. I bid you all good day.
	11:55am David (in London): Hey Snoochie!
	11:55am Skurky: I'd make an argument for tacos too. Come at me bro.
	11:55am p20: I wanted to mention - there's a Chicago speciality called the JIBARITO - like a Cuban sandwich where the bread has been replaced by flattened fried plantain. A big greasy mess. (I've never actually tried one)
	11:56am Crudbringer: Whoa, I need some documentation on this "pita YES, taco NO" statement. "Common sense" == "I have no clear argument, just feelings"
	11:56am Snoochienucci: @DIL hello my pal!!!
	11:56am billy: Hello non-vegetarians I really do have MEAT for you Making sandwiches right now Will bring soon
	11:56am Toothgrinder Tom: Well this was a positively above-average show! But Matt Warwick is always above-average.
	11:56am coelacanth∅: Cmurtha good point
	11:56am p20: @Skurky: I dare you to walk into any taqueria and say you'd like 2 sandwiches.
	11:56am Earth Walker: Thanks for the show and yes sandwiches
	11:56am Snoochienucci: im ready for feelings bigtime
	11:56am Cmurtha: thanks for the show!
	11:56am Crudbringer: I mean, I'd def. call it a "taco sandwich".
	11:56am mb: Thank you Matty sire!
	11:57am coelacanth∅: ...but open-faced is not a sandwich. it's just stuff on a thing.
	11:57am DJ Guin: here we go.....the Great Sammich War of 2020
	11:57am p20: @Crudbringer: I'd laff at "taco sandwich"
	11:57am Handy Haversack: Taco sandwich: taco fillings between two slices of bread.
	11:57am zopa: afficionado. with TWO F's!
	11:58am Skurky: A torta.
	11:58am coelacanth∅: is pizza a sandwich if you fold it in half?
	11:58am Snoochienucci: ooooo im getting hungry! and no mayonnaise!!!!!
	11:58am p20: @HH: Yeah that's what a taco sandwich would be
	11:58am Cmurtha: I am not privy to the pork roll. It's just spam basically yeah?
	11:58am Handy Haversack: SHOTS FIRED!
	11:58am p20: coelacanth∅: No
	11:58am Crudbringer: Yeah, HH, I think you're right. But a taco is still a sandwich. @coelacanth - depends on if you seal the edge.
	11:58am Handy Haversack: @Skurky: well said!
	11:58am coelacanth∅: so far Matt's batting 0.
	11:58am JakeGould: Yeah! Made it to Garbage Time! I… DAMMIT!!!
	11:59am DJ Guin: This sh#t is getting real now.... gloves are off
	11:59am Jeff Golick: Wheels have fallen off.
	11:59am Toothgrinder Tom: ‘Bad’ grilled cheese?
	11:59am Snoochienucci: get that mayo out of here
	11:59am Baja Joe: @p20, fellow fan of the Tuna Melt, nice. I have a FB group dedicated to the Tuna Melt (sorry Mark Hurst)
	11:59am Handy Haversack: I love mayo. Kate hates it. We come from two different worlds. I note I am the only one who said egg salad today.
	11:59am p20: @Crudbringer: By "common sense" I really mean "common usage". What would the place that sells it call it? A place that sells pita sandwiches calls them sandwiches. A place that sells pizza or tacos or hot dogs does not.
	11:59am coelacanth∅: p20 i agree
	11:59am TomDash: Cheesesteak Forever, Forever Cheesesteak
	11:59am Snoochienucci: yes pastrami on rye!
	11:59am tom from Glasgow: "pork roll"? what is this, South Jersey?
	11:59am Crudbringer: #1 sandwich is liverwurst & onion with red wine.
	12:00pm Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: Same/"BAD" grilled cheese sandwich. How do you even do that unless you burn theF out of it.
	12:00pm streetwaves: way too much work
	12:00pm dr.doppler: Is a bagel a sandwich
	12:00pm Toothgrinder Tom: @Cmurtha I think it’s actually more processed than spam if that’s possible.
	12:00pm Rich in Bay Ridge: CUBAN!
	12:00pm coelacanth∅: (@11.58)
	12:00pm Handy Haversack: I like a PBJ toasted in the oven.
	12:00pm zopa: PB on each side of bread. jelly in the middle.
	12:00pm Crudbringer: p20 I accept your concession regarding descriptive/proscriptive sandwich taxonomy.
	12:00pm Beast of Boonton: Liverwurst and pickles
	12:00pm Mennlinn Rebarts: Chopped Chicken Liver Sandwich with Crispy Chicken Skins (Zabby & Elf's Stone Soup Burlington, VT)
	12:00pm DJ Guin: They don't even MAKE Chipwiches anymore
	12:01pm Toothgrinder Tom: I’m craving bologne right now.
	12:01pm agentearplugs: I'm so offended that BLT is not on this list MATT!
	12:01pm streetwaves: Fried bologna? I don't think I love you any more.
	12:01pm Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: Make Mine a Medianoche. If I could only ever have ONE more sandwich. Then a Reuben.
	12:01pm Cmurtha: crushed sandwiches taste better
	12:01pm DJ Guin: Fried bologna is a hot dog
	12:01pm Crudbringer: I maintain that if your Fingers are protected from Toppings by a Starch Layer, then you have a sandwich.
	12:02pm DJ Guin: Mayo on a Taylor haM, eGG N cHEESE... hhruumph!
	12:04pm Toothgrinder Tom: Michelllllllllllllllllllllllle!

Garbage Time: Playlist from April 21, 2020

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April 21, 2020: THREE HOURS OF GARBAGE

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Artist	Track	Album	Label	New	Approx. start time
The Family Vibes	Garbage Man "Garbage Man" by "The Family Vibes"				0:00:00 (Pop-up)
Marisa Anderson	Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?				0:10:26 (Pop-up)
Powers/Rolin Duo	Ageless Phase "Ageless Phase" by "Powers/Rolin Duo"	Powers/Rolin Duo	Feeding Tube	*	0:11:56 (Pop-up)
Sir Richard Bishop	Vellum "Vellum" by "Sir Richard Bishop"	Oneiric Formulary	Drag City	*	0:29:47 (Pop-up)
Sven Wunder	Hibiscus "Hibiscus" by "Sven Wunder"	Eastern Flowers	Light in the Attic		0:36:11 (Pop-up)
Derya Yildirim & Grup Simsek	Dom Dom Kurşunu	Kar Yağar	Bongo Joe		0:39:38 (Pop-up)

Aki Tsuyuko	moriji "moriji" by "Aki Tsuyuko"	Aki Tsuyuko's Room In Commend	RVNG Intl.	*	0:54:58 (Pop-up)
New Manuke	Fastest Motor "Fastest Motor" by "New Manuke"	Bird Cage: Birdfriend Archives	EM Records		1:04:36 (Pop-up)
Prince of Queens	Acidosa "Acidosa" by "Prince of Queens"	Future Shock - Volume 1	Names You Can Trust		1:09:45 (Pop-up)
Ifriqiyya Electrique	Mabbrooka "Mabbrooka" by "Ifriqiyya Electrique"	Laylet El Booree	Glitterbeat Records		1:15:00 (Pop-up)
Crazy Doberman	Born Under An Evil Star	Illusory Expansion	Astral Spirits	*	1:20:27 (Pop-up)
Roland P. Young	Row Land "Row Land" by "Roland P. Young"	Isophonic Boogie Woogie	EM		1:25:30 (Pop-up)

Damily	Aomby Mazavaloha "Aomby Mazavaloha" by "Damily"	Valimbilo	Les Disques Bongo Joe		1:43:49 (Pop-up)
Pat Thomas & Kwashibu Area Band	Bubu	Obiaa!	Strut		1:52:17 (Pop-up)
Oneness of Juju	African Rhythms "African Rhythms" by "Oneness of Juju"	African Rhythms 1970-82	Strut		1:58:22 (Pop-up)
Yin Yin	Pingpxng "Pingpxng" by "Yin Yin"	The Rabbit That Hunts Tigers	Bongo Joe		2:05:23 (Pop-up)

Stereolab	Jenny Ondioline Part 2 (Breakdown Mix)	Transient Random-Noise Bursts With Announcements (Expanded Edition)	Warp Records		2:19:04 (Pop-up)
Karl Hector & The Malcouns	Mother Seletta	Non Ex Orbis	Now-Again Records		2:25:32 (Pop-up)
Rodion G.A.	Bătrânul Cais "Bătrânul Cais" by "Rodion G.A."	Rozalia	Inversions Music		2:33:14 (Pop-up)
Cameron / Carter / Håker Flaten	Traveling Spaceways	Tau Ceti	Astral Spirits	*	2:39:41 (Pop-up)

Boogarins	Tanta Coragem "Tanta Coragem" by "Boogarins"	#fefel2020	OAR		2:55:15 (Pop-up)
Vanishing Twin	In Piscina "In Piscina" by "Vanishing Twin"	In Piscina	Fire Records		2:57:23 (Pop-up)

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Listener comments!
	9:03am Mike & Dusty: THREE HOURS OF GARBAGE
	9:03am b!!!: Yee-haw!
	9:03am Handy Haversack: Diving straight into the garbage feels lonely somehow.
	9:04am Mike & Dusty: The garbage is fine Handy! [waves hand, chokes on a plastic bag] C’mon in!
	9:04am p20: I miss the transition too. But at least we get to hear Marisa Anderson
	9:05am testingwithfire: qué basura pura! hi Matt and fellow trash pandemicans
	9:05am Dropof Goldensun: Tremble, tremble, tremble. Good morning Matt!
	9:06am 12539: Clay should phone in.
	9:06am Crudbringer: Hey, is there room in that garbage for one more?
	9:06am Deborah: @Avatar Garbaggio Tastemaker Marathon 2020 Swag For Life Member ♥ @9:03 Handy Haversack: Got to agree! Sadness. Truly hope all is okay.
	9:06am Peter from Dover NJ: Good morning Matt.
	9:06am Marley P. Dogg: Hook up that hot garbage straight to my veins! Giddy up
	9:07am melinda: @Handy I know what you mean. I was hoping Matt and Staysh would sing some Billy Joel.
	9:08am Handy Haversack: Mike, Dusty, p20: I'll just rub some on my gums and relax. Hey, all the Garbage folx! @melinda: or maybe some Bon Jovi?
	9:11am Mike & Dusty: @crudbringer, if you are of House Crudbringer then you are of the garbage and your presence is fairly required. Handy, as your doctor I must counsel you to stop rubbing old carburetor parts on your gums.
	9:12am jmr3: dang, set an alarm for 9:10 and missed 10 minutes of garbage
	9:12am p20: this guitar duo record is great.... i think i'm going to order a copy
	9:12am Crudbringer: Trash teens. Rubbish rabble. Refuse refugees. Debris dummies. Junk jerks. Scrap scrotes. Waste wantons.
	9:12am DJ Guin: I am almost done binging HBO's WATCHMEN. Eerily prescient and compelling to watch.
	9:13am P-90: Blessings, Father Matthew and Garbajesuits.
	9:15am Lixiviated Life: Because I'm certain she's a devoted listner, I'd like to wish Her Majesty the Queen a happy 94th. "Keep on rock'n Liz"
	9:16am Matt Warwick: Good mornin ya lil garbaggios!
	9:17am Crudbringer: @Mike&Dusty I name you Dusty the Unswept, Festooner of Upper Shelves and the Snow Beneath the Bed.
	9:17am Crei6hton: Morning!
	9:18am p20: ordered ... only 250 copies of this one ...
	9:19am Handy Haversack: If I were Queen Elizabeth, I would get a big ol' face tattoo to tell the world: I EAT SWANS
	9:19am p20: I would love to visit the Feeding Tube store, which is described on the webpage as "Gary Panter’s Hippiebilly Headshop" which sounds like fun to me
	9:19am Ken From Hyde Park: When life hands you garbage ... garbage!
	9:21am Snoochienucci: @p20 i think im following your lead on placing that order... and maybe a few more
	9:21am zopa: what is the garbage equivalent of pixie dust? I'd like to send Clay some... virtually, of course.
	9:21am Crudbringer: these strings are _lavish_.
	9:22am p20: @HH: I had to do some research to understand your last quip. "Outside the royal household, only one group of people can legally hunt and eat unmarked mute swans, and that’s the fellows of St John’s, Cambridge." England is pretty weird.
	9:22am jerseyRN: will this tune ever end?
	9:22am p20: @jerseyRN: I hope not!
	9:23am p20: ooops you jinxed it!
	9:23am Crudbringer: it's okay a new one is starting
	9:24am Andrew_in_WI: Bishop was on Frow Show... anybody catch that?
	9:24am Rev. Turnip Druid: who has carrot cake?
	9:25am p20: @Rev: I had some yesterday. It was good. Now it's gone.
	9:25am TIMPANDA: good morning garbage man, thanks for the jammss
	9:26am Handy Haversack: @Andrew: yes, about half of it last night.
	9:31am Crudbringer: this garbage sounds like a skeleton dream. and then _voosh_ it sounds like a magic carpet skeleton dream! and that whappaTAPP it sounds like a fancy disco magic carpet skeleton dream!
	9:32am b!!!: This is amazing.
	9:32am testingwithfire: I'm translating an article about Morocco at the moment and the tunes are on point...
	9:33am Rev. Turnip Druid: a coincidence like that wouldn't Fez me.
	9:33am Rev. Turnip Druid: There will be no more puns for at least twenty minutes.
	9:34am Crudbringer: now wait just a minaret
	9:36am p20: I'm having a hard time finding any information at all about Sven Wunder. I wunder who this guy is?
	9:36am Handy Haversack: About Sven? Golly!
	9:37am Threemoons: Good morning Matt, fellow Garbaggios, Garbage Flies
	9:37am Mr. Glue: Love these Turkish tunes.
	9:38am Crudbringer: @HH do not twist that knife. The local gang of thugs has banned him from our airwaves. Crudlette & I are struggling to keep the black candles burning until his return.
	9:39am steveo: day-words no longer have meaning
	9:40am A. Donut: I made some donuts the other day because you planted the idea in my head and I couldn't rest until I had had my donuts.
	9:40am p20: Got the club goin' up on a Tuesday
	9:40am steveo: the echo button is pressure sensitive?!??!!
	9:41am zopa: You take that Back! It's never out of control OR too powerful!
	9:42am Toothgrinder Tom: Why don’t people eat swans anyway? Geese are okay but not swans? Come on.
	9:42am Handy Haversack: @Crud, is there anyone I can sacrifice to help you out?
	9:42am Ken From Hyde Park: That sounds just how a bad boy would read stuff.
	9:43am Crudbringer: probably a rubber swan?
	9:43am Crudbringer: but then I'm just sort of averaging all the words I've seen in the last forty minutes and re-emitting them. this could just be noise.
	9:44am blackbodegabag: It’s a hammered dulcimer !!
	9:44am StringOFperils: Hey Garbaggioliolios.
	9:44am dictater: I just want to thank the skeleton crew at FMU for keeping us focused on the important things here at the cusp of world collapse, from Kanchanaburi, Thailand where restrictions to stem the disease include a full ban on alcohol! So count your selves lucky.
	9:44am Doctor B: Great acoustic music set! John Fahey (RIP) would have approved!
	9:44am tom from Glasgow: it's illegal to eat swans here since they all belong to the Queen
	9:45am p20: plus they are kind of stringy
	9:46am Earth Walker: Garbage on rye with a cup of coffee
	9:46am Handy Haversack: @tom: Right. We were discussing how, were I queen of the UK, I would get a face tattoo that says I EAT SWANS.
	9:46am Ken From Hyde Park: Top ten pizza toppings.
	9:47am testingwithfire: Birb is the worb
	9:47am Rev. Turnip Druid: parrot bread
	9:47am StringOFperils: Swan would be a good pizza toppng.
	9:47am skwurl: top 10 favorite musical instruments
	9:48am upstate sean: OMG this show is such Garbage. :)
	9:48am testingwithfire: @Matt all parrotheads should visit Chile and Argentina, plenty of them to admire here
	9:48am Earth Walker: Handy I think the queen should get nose and cheek earrings
	9:48am Rev. Turnip Druid: swan butty on parrot bread
	9:48am Marley P. Dogg: Top 10 enemies of Felder
	9:49am Greg from ZONE 5: Favorite talking parrot: Polly, the Pittsburgh Pirates mascot, obviously.
	9:49am Peter from Dover NJ: Today's set is gonna make me spend more money on Bandcamp.
	9:49am hevy kevy: top ten pizza toppings!
	9:49am zopa: @RTD: the apex of privileged decadence!
	9:49am hevykevy: i think i can name 100 different things you could put on a pizza
	9:50am Marley P. Dogg: My favorite talking parrot is the one that Homer Simpson gets into a philosophical debate with in the pet store
	9:50am ldime: 10 favorite spices
	9:50am StringOFperils: You can put a Winnebago on a pizza.
	9:50am upstate sean: Whats on the tely? Oh I think its a parrot.
	9:50am Marley P. Dogg: Peter - www.brooklynvegan.com...
	9:51am farmer rye in santa Cruz: wfmu home of the top tens.... and felder nation
	9:52am Peter from Dover NJ: Fave spices: cardamom, cumin, coriander, ginger, basil, rosemary, sage, harissa sauce (homemade), sazon, sofrito.
	9:52am hevy kevy: @ken hyde park did matt say pizza toppings on air or did i just think of the same thing? wasn't looking at the comments and jumped on but I'm half here
	9:53am testingwithfire: @Peter Cardamom is truly the ruler of spices. Caraway is on my top 10 list as well, although the ones you mentioned are all faves of mine too
	9:53am Earth Walker: Seen vaginal earnings at nudist beaches before ouch We’re not gonna go there with the queen Always unfaithful
	9:53am Peter from Dover NJ: @ Marley 9:50. Thank you. Yes, I saw that. I'm gonna make my list and check it twice.
	9:53am Marley P. Dogg: My favorite spice is a Cajun spice called Slap Ya Mama
	9:53am David (in London): Afternoon all. Handy, p20, Earth Walker, steveo, crudbringer et al. Not being a fan of tattoos, I think HM Queen should instead join Swans. Her and Gira together would be a Hell of a combo.
	9:53am βrian: Ooh, cardamom!
	9:54am farmer rye in santa Cruz: slap yo mamma is fire
	9:54am Peter from Dover NJ: @ testingwithfire 9:53. I seldom use caraway except when making sauerkraut. If I can get my sourdough culture going, I'll try it in bagels.
	9:54am Earth Walker: David How’s it going
	9:55am p20: Good American Morning/English Afternoon D(iL)! I was trying to work Gira into the conversation
	9:55am βrian: How many times have we heard, "Say, is that real or is that a tattoo?"
	9:55am Peter from Dover NJ: And just on a general note, thank you to everyone for being here and engaging. It's important to have some kind of human contact.
	9:55am Ken From Hyde Park: Top ten verses from "Murder Most Foul."
	9:56am Crudbringer: How you could choose only ten?
	9:56am farmer rye in santa Cruz: top ten veggies/fruit that also you can have sex with
	9:57am Marley P. Dogg: Top ten James Bond villains
	9:57am David (in London): p20 - To use a football (UK) term, which I'm not sure whether you have in US football, I went 'route one' - which is sometimes the best. Earth Walker, just been out to feed the squirrels in the sunshine, so mood currently buoyant.
	9:57am melinda: I'm not a fan of caraway.
	9:58am Earth Walker: What gross when you haven’t seen your grandma in 20 years and she gives you a big wet kiss what’s grosser she slips you the tongue
	9:58am WoodsOfNH: @Marley Slap Ya Mama is awesome. I put it on my steel cut oats in the morning.
	9:59am p20: Top ten cannabis strains: Gelato, White Widow, Silver Haze, Blue Dream, Gorilla Glue, The Wiggles, Jack Herer, NYC Diesel, Skunk #1, Northern Lights.
	9:59am hevy kevy: @earthwalker i feel you on the granny slip tongue
	9:59am zopa: Oh I like this New Manuke!
	10:00am p20: @David (in London): We have a Route One in New Jersey, but I suspect that's very different from what you are talking about!
	10:00am βrian: Caraway is in the carrot family, so has some commonality with dill, cumin, coriander, etc. But for some, it's too much. I love it in borscht.
	10:01am Handy Haversack: Hi, David: Since all swans have ulterior motives, all this swan talk was partly designed to summon you! There's a caraway schnapps -- Kummel? -- that I have had a few times that is really fantastic.
	10:01am βrian: And in parts of the US, it wold be pronounced "Rowt one," rather than "root one."
	10:01am skwurl: top 10 instruments: hurdy gurdy, harpsichord, trombone, mellotron, piano, crumhorn, bass, jaw harp, turntable, voice
	10:02am melinda: @Brian I like all those others. Funny how cumin can smell like armpits though.
	10:02am βrian: @Handy: Akavit makes the very best bloody marys.
	10:03am p20: @skwurl: I can approve of that list (because you included bass)
	10:03am farmer rye in santa Cruz: innit bruv
	10:04am melinda: I would try caraway flavored booze.
	10:04am Rory: Tuba is the all time best instrument
	10:04am David (in London): p20 - A working definition might be 'No delicate finesse in the midfield, just hoof it as hard as you can to the other end of the field.' Does that sound like your experience of the NJ Route One. (I remember driving on 95 when leaving my godfather's place in Metuchen, but I don't think I drove on Route One.)
	10:05am David (in London): Handy, I duly emerged from the Nightosphere as soon as swans/Swans were mentioned. What kind of day are you having?
	10:06am p20: @D(iL): Actually, Rt 95 and Rt 1 merge for segment - Pulaski Skyway? BQE? It's been decades since I lived or drove on the East Coast
	10:06am WoodsOfNH: @melinda Aquavit!
	10:07am Ben: Good Morning from Baltimore!
	10:08am p20: @WoodsOfNH: Skål!
	10:08am dave wuz here: caraway is a bummer. GET OUT OF MY SANDWICH
	10:09am Marley P. Dogg: This is some fine delicious garbage this morning
	10:09am p20: Hi Ben! Love from Chicago to Baltimore - Mrs. 20's hometown
	10:10am farmer rye in santa Cruz: this is some fine garbage i tel ya what
	10:10am Jeezuseffinchrist: this is amazing
	10:10am farmer rye in santa Cruz: top ten sandwiches ?
	10:11am Handy Haversack: @DIL: Working too damn hard. Why can't my whole life be sweet, sweet garbage?
	10:11am p20: If you like aquavit or other herbal booze you might like Żubrówka Bison Grass Vodka.
	10:11am p20: @farmer rye in santa Cruz: I'll bite!
	10:11am testingwithfire: @p20, @DavidInIl: there is a famous Route 1 in Eastern Massachusetts as well! Motorhome parks, Vegas-style Chinese restaurants, furniture stores, and the occasional strip club.
	10:12am Jeezuseffinchrist: this is like the African version of Birthday Party <3
	10:13am David (in London): p20 / testing - I shall have to make it my business to one day sample these illustrious R1s. "Vegas-style Chinese restaurants, furniture stores, and the occasional strip club" - what could possibly go wrong..?
	10:13am Handy Haversack: U.S. Route 1 is the old I-95. The whole East Coast. Also the New York-Boston Post Road.
	10:13am dave wuz here: i want to meet the african Tracy Pew
	10:16am GListener MW: I didn’t under the “talking parrot” haters at the time of that poll, but I think I get it now that I realize the point that that’s not a species, and that MANY varieties of species of parrot can be trained to talk.
	10:16am Mike & Dusty: that doberman isn’t crazy, he’s just misunderstood. –dog trainer
	10:16am GListener MW: So, I think to those people, Matt’s talking parrot answer was the equivalent to asking someone “what’s your favorite nationality of child?”, and their answer being “child labourers”
	10:17am p20: Ok, the top ten sandwiches: \| 1) grilled cheese 2) pbj 3) tuna melt 4) felafel 5) ropa vieja/cuban sandwich 6) crabcake sandwich (maryland style) 7) eggplant parmesan sub 8) reuben 9) italian sub (high-quality meat and bread) 10) reality sandwiches
	10:17am Peter from Dover NJ: p20, how is peanut butter and bacon NOT on your sandwich list?
	10:18am p20: i've never eaten a PB&B sandwich. bacon is not my jam.
	10:18am Marley P. Dogg: No knuckle sandwich?
	10:19am βrian: Salmon salad sandwiches rule. But you gotta have real bread.
	10:19am βrian: Bacon makes every dish ... well, bacon.
	10:20am Toothgrinder Tom: @p20 got really sick on that once; now I shudder if I do much as see the bottle or the blade of grass therein!
	10:20am nickybones: Cheese & onion, like the Brits do!
	10:21am p20: @TT: Sorry for reminding you!
	10:21am David (in London): βrian - Jim Gaffigan does a particularly amusing skit about bacon. Do you know it?
	10:21am p20: When I was in the UK I learned that they call a sandwich a "bap".
	10:21am melinda: Talking parrot is a great answer, even if it isn't what someone was looking for. It's funny.
	10:22am Toothgrinder Tom: @p20 no worries
	10:24am zopa: isophonic: Involving or indicating the same sound; identical in sound.
	10:25am βrian: 48 °F is all we're going to get today. pout
	10:26am DJ Guin: "I once had a beautiful sandwich, oh man, I'm talking hey! It was made with fresh beef baloney and Mom bought it yesterday. It had butter and American cheese on white bread, boy oh boy. Slap a little brown mustard on top, and buddy, you're full of joy!"
	10:26am David (in London): p20 - Oh no, you're unleashing a whirlwind there. Some (often split along the north / south axis) call it a 'barm' instead of a bap. It kind of refers more to the 'bready container' than the sandwich per se. Some put whole pies inside barms. Sheesh.
	10:26am DJ Guin: "...Somebody stole my baloney sandwich on the bus to school, Was it Bob or Billy or Fred? Oh, one of them boys is cruel! There's just... hey, wait a minute! I'm, I'm sittin' on it! Aw man! I'm sorry, sandwich!"
	10:27am Toothgrinder Tom: There’s a city called Mysore in the Indian state of Karnataka (near Bangalore) which has these flocks of pistachio-colored parrots that roost in the trees and they’re really beautiful and exotic (way better than pigeons).
	10:28am Handy Haversack: That said, I would serve as a swan's footman for a cheese and onion toasty from the Jolly Judge in Edinburgh right about now.
	10:28am tom from Glasgow: you need to shampoo that shit
	10:29am TIMPANDA: yeahh scratch that beard, get in there real good with those long nails
	10:29am Toothgrinder Tom: @David ‘bready container’ - that’s pure gold!
	10:30am p20: @D(iL): I worked one summer in an office in London. At noon everybody would "pop down to Pret for a bap". It took me a few days to figure out the code.
	10:30am farmer rye in santa Cruz: p20- thanks and definitely watch out for number ten!
	10:30am Peter from Dover NJ: Cheese and onion sandwiches... how could I have forgotten?
	10:30am tom from Glasgow: tch, Londoners and their Pret
	10:30am Rory: I wonder if Don Felder’s face itches from his beard?
	10:31am Marley P. Dogg: This is why I just got an old Sony FM radio
	10:32am David (in London): Toothgrinder Tom - use it with my blessing my man. p20 - Whereabouts was the office? What were you doing there?
	10:32am farmer rye in santa Cruz: don felders beard is of the non itchy variety. there is no itching in deep space
	10:33am testingwithfire: there is no such thing as tooo much music
	10:33am Handy Haversack: When a computer on wifi gets too close to the Hardest Working Boom Box in Brooklyn (in my bathroom), we lose FM reception entirely. Gonna walk Kate and the dog out to the start of their run.
	10:33am farmer rye in santa Cruz: cmon matt!
	10:33am Andrew Waterloo: that's a lot of sandwiches
	10:34am Asheville Jon: MONTE CRISTO SANDWICH!!!!
	10:34am farmer rye in santa Cruz: top ten sandwhich mistakes !?
	10:34am Mike & Dusty: Daddy Garbage’s Sandwiches in Crisis, a new sandwich shop
	10:34am testingwithfire: @farmer rye's suggestion for the win
	10:34am DJ Guin: Turkey, bacon, Provolone, Sauteed Arugula and Russian Dressing on a sub roll. mmmmmmmmm
	10:34am p20: there are not 10 good pizza toppings
	10:35am βrian: @DIL: Never heard the bacon skit, no.
	10:35am Asheville Jon: there are plenty of really awful chicken parm and veal parm sandwiches. good ones, however, can be true bliss
	10:35am Andrew Waterloo: I'm a all for 3 layers of pepperoni
	10:35am farmer rye in santa Cruz: monte christo YES
	10:35am Crudbringer: there are if you count anchovies six times
	10:35am testingwithfire: Christ on rye
	10:35am Fuzzy: Fluffernutter.
	10:36am Rich in Bay Ridge: We live in Pizzaville where a plain slice is the way to go.
	10:36am Marley P. Dogg: Top 10 bagels
	10:36am testingwithfire: (with extra caraway)
	10:36am streetwaves: English muffins are devine
	10:36am βrian: Onions on pizza is de rigueur. And usually always a sprinkle of fennel seeds.
	10:36am Andrew Waterloo: salami and provolone
	10:36am tim from Champaign (now washington): Hi Matt and everybody! My 3 year old daughter just said “Plain man? He’s saying a lot of funny things!”
	10:36am benji: How do you feel about a good cubano sammy?
	10:36am streetwaves: divine
	10:36am Marley P. Dogg: Top ten cheeses!
	10:36am testingwithfire: @Brian yum!
	10:36am Asheville Jon: english muffins, with melted butter, and apricot preserves. oh yeah!
	10:37am carrots: opened up a fresh pack this am.... best when fresh.
	10:37am βrian: Yes, fresh carrots, but not on pizza.
	10:37am p20: @Marley: I could really get into listing some cheeses!
	10:37am billy: Hey Matt, do you recall the pulled pork? I made some last night. Planning on dropping a baguette for the skeleton early this afternoon. In the mood?
	10:37am DJ Guin: Goat cheese and caramelized onions for mah pizza
	10:38am testingwithfire: the Bongo Joe tracks are especially delicious
	10:38am carrots: Matt, i got theee words for you .. I talion hotdog!! north jersey regional delicacy.
	10:38am βrian: @DJ Guin: What kind of goaty?
	10:38am DJ Guin: Cheese Shop: www.youtube.com...
	10:39am farmer rye in santa Cruz: you can only bring pork if you bring enough for the whole class! jk i have a dozen pork sandwhiches running around outside
	10:39am DJ Guin: @Brian..I am not picky..crumbled for pizza..soft goat with honey on crackers
	10:40am p20: Anything on pizza except for onions, peppers, garlic, sausage, pepperoni (which I personally think is kind of gross), and maybe mushrooms or anchovies is just a novelty. Ok, thats 7.
	10:40am βrian: Bûcheron works well. We also have a nice local fresh goat cheese that we love.
	10:40am melinda: I love breakfast sandwiches. Breakfast food in general.
	10:41am DJ Guin: i make pizza at home using Naan, sauce, fresh mozz, and prosciutto
	10:41am p20: Ooops, I forgot Roman-style potato-rosemary pizza. Which is good but hard to find.
	10:41am testingwithfire: I am not much on sandwiches but pancakes make a great open-faced alternative. Easy enough to make with non-wheat flours.
	10:41am farmer rye in santa Cruz: matt, to ease the burden we will be accepting breakfast and dessert sandwiches to the top ten list
	10:42am βrian: 6-yr-old insists on kalamata olives AND anchovies, but she only gets to choose one.
	10:42am testingwithfire: @Brian that kid is all right.
	10:43am Earth Walker: Lived on pizza in Brooklyn Burritos in San Francisco Meditation diet I think in France Yo
	10:43am Lewis: @ßrian - you are raising that kid right!
	10:43am βrian: @testing: yesterday we had buckwheat crêpes, both sweet and savory.
	10:43am p20: @DJ Guin: Sounds great. And you just reminded me of this joke: I went to an Indian restaurant last night. The waiter was incredibly rude. He gave me a papadum - you know, one of those thin crispy things. I asked if I could have some softer bread as an appetizer, and he replied - and I quote - "That's a nonstarter."
	10:44am testingwithfire: @Brian I am turning green with envy. I'm hoping to find buckwheat or spelt flour on my shopping jaunt today
	10:44am βrian: "That's a naan starter," he meant.
	10:44am testingwithfire: @p20 WOW
	10:45am Toothgrinder Tom: Too ten chess openings for black?
	10:45am p20: βrian: Congratulations, you got the joke.
	10:46am βrian: Orthography matters!
	10:47am p20: @David (in London): It's taken me a while to answer you because I've been looking at street views of London trying to remember exactly where the office was. Bow St? Chancery Lane?
	10:47am Crudbringer: I need funding for my new Roman/Mexican drive-thru restaurant, Toga Tacos Togo.
	10:47am David (in London): My grandmother keeps lots of coconut and raisons in her cheeks. I call her my peshwari nan...
	10:48am DJ Guin: Q. Why doesn't the Chinese Cricket Team ever win Championships? A. Because they keep eating the f#@king bats! (not MY joke)
	10:48am farmer rye in santa Cruz: that’s a terrible joke
	10:48am litmus0001: re: favorite sandwiches of yore There's a place in Madison, WI called La Cochina, attached to a supermercado called La Hispania which makes Mexican food to go and pastries and deserts... And they make a torts that is the stuff of legends. Flattened chicken breast, ham, 2 hot dogs, onion, avocado, lettuce, salsa, mayo, chipotle chili's, and likely a bunch if other stuff I'm forgetting, all on a fresh homemade flour roll the size of a chiabata loaf. Its been 5 years since I've had one. I miss it.
	10:48am Mike & Dusty: Matt, you could rank dogs and crash the internet in possibly record time
	10:49am David (in London): crudbringer - Toga Tacos. It's going to be a monster success. I'm in for five Gs.
	10:49am David (in London): p20 - Cool. Nice to picture you there.
	10:50am Earth Walker: What ever happened to the breadbox for bread and baked goods
	10:50am farmer rye in santa Cruz: lol @ toothy tom
	10:51am p20: I was working for a financial firm trying to make their high-speed automated trading system go even faster so they could squeeze more money out of the economy while doing no useful work. I'm a computers/math guy and specialize in high performance computing. But I got away from the icky financial world a long time ago - before the 2008 collapse. I can only take a tiny, tiny portion of the blame for that. And, I did not make tons of money doing that. I was just part of the support crew. Got paid decently for it, but nothing like the investors and traders made.
	10:51am p20: @Earth Walker: Breadboxes are great
	10:52am Toothgrinder Tom: Best sandwich I’ve had is a banh mi.
	10:53am p20: @D(iL): The best part about my London summer is that I had an apartment in Bloomsbury, right around the corner from the British Museum, where I spent a LOT of time enjoying the ill-gotten fruits of global empire and conquest. They should really give a lot of that stuff back, but it was cool to get a chance to see it!
	10:53am DJ Guin: man, I could go for some RAMEN today...with some steamed bao
	10:54am p20: @Toothgrinder Tom: Oh shoot, I completley forgot the Banh Mi! Now I have to revise my list. Goodbye Italian Sub, I guess. (Sorry NJ)
	10:56am agentearplugs: GOOD morning Gar-BAH-geee-Ohhzz!
	10:57am Rob: Felder
	10:57am Toothgrinder Tom: There’s an Egyptian sandwich place down the street here on Newark Avenue in downtown Jersey City that does an excellent chicken schwarma in pita bread.
	10:58am Earth Walker: Good to be in France The culinary capital of the world but fast food garbage is sprinkled about
	10:58am agentearplugs: Did someone say Bahn Mi?? Yes please.
	10:58am farmer rye in santa Cruz: felder
	10:58am p20: @D(iL): After that gig I got back to science and got a gig at CERN for a while. And now I just do freelance contract work.
	10:59am farmer rye in santa Cruz: and a heavy metal leather clad boob sandwhich
	10:59am DJ Guin: Po' Boys in Nawlins. Another sudden craving. Arrggh.
	10:59am βrian: I recall having a tuna fish sandwich at a small lunch shop in Mont de Marsan. It blew my socks off. Fresh mayo, capers ...
	11:00am Toothgrinder Tom: @agentearplugs yes that was mi.
	11:00am queems: i love this! thanks for the flat tire music
	11:00am GListener MW: I love this YinYin record! One of my faves of the past year
	11:00am p20: Oh yes, the Po' Boy. Got to revise the list again. Sorry Cuban Sandwich, somebody's gotta go!
	11:01am TIMPANDA: damn, i could really go for a po boy. too bad the jazz fest got canceled this year :(
	11:01am farmer rye in santa Cruz: matt killing it on these selections !!
	11:01am p20: @Earth Walker: Have you seen this? i.kym-cdn.com...
	11:02am agentearplugs: Oh my Po Boys! You guys are making me hungry. I'm just gonna say BLT even though I don't know what's going on and there's always room for that simply perfect combo.
	11:02am βrian: Remarkably, I've never had a Po' Boy! Shrimp or oysters, it would be hard to decide.
	11:02am p20: βrian: Oysters every time
	11:03am Earth Walker: Gonna have pizza and Pepsi now There goes the Mediterranean diet out the door
	11:03am Toothgrinder Tom: I second the oysters.
	11:03am agentearplugs: You gotta go with catfish po boy.
	11:03am DJ Guin: @p20 -- no Catfish? Sacrilege!
	11:03am Cmurtha: This bops
	11:03am Rev. Turnip Druid: stepped out for meeting. Is it still sandwich-lust time?
	11:03am p20: @agentearplugs: a totally unofficial attempt to make a list of the top 10 sandwiches, except that nobody is really keeping score
	11:04am p20: @DJ Guin: The choice presented was shrimp or oyster. But if catfish is on the menu, I'll take that!
	11:04am David (in London): p20 - Thanks for the recap. A flat in Bloomsbury by the BM? That was truly a great way to stay in The Smoke. My brother used to work at the BM as a conservator in the 70s. I've spent so many happy hours in there.
	11:04am agentearplugs: can you sandwich all the sandiwches into the number 1 slot?
	11:05am Toothgrinder Tom: Love it when Matt scats.
	11:05am doctorrock: Wacky silly crazy
	11:05am Rev. Turnip Druid: Missing Denmark very much, so my sandwich list is just one freaking enormous smørrebrød with smoked salmon & egg & any random five additional ingredients. and beersies. Please.
	11:05am Erin in TO: I find the 11am void weird too :(
	11:05am DJ Guin: ScattingMatt is not a palindrome, but who the f is keeping score.
	11:06am Toothgrinder Tom: I’ve come to the conclusion that lists and awards don’t really mean anything.
	11:06am p20: @D(iL): It was a great summer. There was very little rain that year and everyone seemed to be in a good mood. I really enjoyed exploring London. That feels like another lifetime, now.
	11:06am Lewis: did the bongo joe label ever record Bongo Joe?
	11:07am βrian: Maybe a syndrome?
	11:07am seth from muddy creek: Phily cheesesteak w/ wiz
	11:07am Earth Walker: Back in Brooklyn Bay Ridge used to get veal cutlet parmesan sandwich’s from Freddy the butcher
	11:07am seth from muddy creek: Maybe foot long Italian with the work plus hot peppers
	11:08am testingwithfire: Peanut butter, bacon, and honey, preferably on a nice seedy bread
	11:08am Baja Joe: Tuna melt?
	11:09am farmer rye in santa Cruz: garbage time : a memoir in food
	11:09am DJ Guin: @Matt...quickly! to the Woof Moo Copter! Get this man a Po'Boy!
	11:09am Cmurtha: is that all there is starts playing.
	11:09am agentearplugs: Does a hot dog count as a sandwich?
	11:10am testingwithfire: @agentearplugs if choripan is a sandwich then hot dogs on buns are too
	11:10am melinda: It grinds my gears too.
	11:10am DJ Guin: Raindrops on roses And whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings
	11:10am testingwithfire: BEST GARBAGE ITEMS
	11:10am The Butterman: You sound like Fabio now, Matt
	11:11am Beast of Boonton: WFMU needs a cooking show w/Matt
	11:11am dave wuz here: Bob's foods in medford mass. - sandwich gods - chicken eggplant combo parm-your welcome
	11:11am TIMPANDA: is taco a sandwich?
	11:11am agentearplugs: @testingwithfire you kinda blew my mind there.
	11:11am efd: DON'T KNOCK A PLAIN PIZZA MATT!
	11:11am Laura in Peekskill: Lobster roll! With butter, not mayo.Duh.
	11:11am iiibeat: Peanut butter and honey on rye.
	11:11am Brendan: Good morning just got here. It’s 1110 he still talking. Is it safe?
	11:11am Toothgrinder Tom: Favorite things? Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens?
	11:12am testingwithfire: @agentearplugs choripan is indeed mindblowing
	11:12am dug: has anyone mentioned the italian cubano from vito's in hoboken? or the holy sandwich itself, the roast beef w/ jus at fiore's?
	11:12am Earth Walker: Hoagies Heroes Subs and Grinders
	11:12am Cmurtha: Hot Dogs are certainly not better than other sandwiches. But, everyone is entitled to their opinion.
	11:12am DJ Guin: @LauraInPeekskill...DAMN YOU, WOMAN!!! How could we forget the Lobster Roll?!?!
	11:12am hevykevy: why is matt surprised he's talking about food?
	11:12am Laura in Peekskill: My question exactly.
	11:13am Toothgrinder Tom: @DJ Guin they’re starting the chopper’s engine now!
	11:13am Laura in Peekskill: (@DJGuin)
	11:13am Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: Hi Matt. I don't even need to hear this to "Like" the Stereolab track. Thanks!
	11:14am Brendan: Whoa I’m pinching myself. I’ve been away for a while. Someone help me… Is this some sort of no Felder no Hagar stimulus?
	11:14am Toothgrinder Tom: The Reuben should definitely make the cut.
	11:14am dave wuz here: "grinder account?" sign me up! oh...this is not at all what i was expecting...
	11:14am DJ Guin: Welp, time to put on my hair shirt and self-flagellate...penance for overlooking the lobster roll..which is nothing but and overpriced hotdog bun with some bottom feeder
	11:14am Lewis: why are the synapses crossed in my brain in such a way that when I read "Stereolab" I think "Negativland"?
	11:14am iiibeat: If my cookie-cutter is set to indicate the forest . . Winding Brooks, mossy valleys, wildflowers, snakes and dragonflies . . If I can only see some trees . . Assuming that I did not make a mistake while setting the alarm-clock . . Can I still indicate . . I mean . . Can I still eat the cookie after it cools a bit?
	11:14am testingwithfire: @DJ GUin it deserves to be overlooked IMO
	11:15am Handy Haversack: Sandwich talk and Stereloab are not the worst Garbage to come home to.
	11:15am Lewis: And then of course comes the dissonance that the music doesn't sound "right"...
	11:15am Rory: Potbelly got loans under small-business relief plan.
	11:15am p20: Hey, I created an online poll for top sandwiches, if anybody wants to play along. You can add your own options. www.rkursem.com...
	11:15am Laura in Peekskill: This Stereolab track sounds exactly like Neu's Hallogallo, except with words.
	11:15am Toothgrinder Tom: Being a Marylander I’m also partial to crab cakes but not sure that’s really a sandwich. Tacos are sandwiches too and a fish taco is sublime.
	11:16am p20: You can vote for as many as you like
	11:16am testingwithfire: EMPANADAS
	11:16am p20: www.rkursem.com...
	11:16am agentearplugs: @Laura I can second that. All magical.
	11:16am DJ Guin: #testingwithfire..i cannot argue with its snooty pricing and underwhelming result of i wish it were a bigger sammich. they use to feed lobsters to prisoners as punishment.
	11:17am seth from muddy creek: DiGornio Rising Crust 3-Cheese. Full stop.
	11:18am testingwithfire: @P20 thanks! Can you change it so we can add multiple answers? (already the change requests are coming in)
	11:18am Laura in Peekskill: Lobsters are basically bugs. Delicious bugs.
	11:18am p20: @testingwithfire: it's open for multiple answers
	11:18am Earth Walker: Before the lockdown lock-in here in France Da wife and I had moule frites ! Yum
	11:18am David (in London): 'Delicious Bugs' is the title of my new album.
	11:18am testingwithfire: I don't like lobster or mayo or white sandwich bread, let's call the whole thing off
	11:19am Handy Haversack: @p20 (10:40): Escarole?
	11:19am DJ Guin: @testing..."Whoa, whoa, whoa. There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going."
	11:20am p20: @HH: Touché
	11:20am Laura in Peekskill: @David (in London) Royalties pls.
	11:20am Lewis: my my but I do love hippie noise guitar....
	11:21am David (in London): And I think a tip o' the cap to the 4th Earl of Sandwich is called for. Without his sheer dedication to frittering away vast piles of cash at the gaming table, where would we be now eh?
	11:21am Earth Walker: DJ. Did you throw the prisoners in boiling water too when they acted up
	11:21am Crudbringer: We never made it to the Earl of Sandwich chain last time we were in Florida.
	11:21am Jeff Golick: Potbelly was mentioned up-thread. I feel moved to note for the record that I hate the Potbelly logo/typeface with the force and heat of a thousand suns. Sorry, just had to get that off my chest. Carry on!
	11:22am David (in London): Laura, you're on bass, so you get a co-credit.
	11:22am Crudbringer: I assume it's terrible.
	11:22am Crudbringer: Also, seconding the raw hate for Potbelly. Firehouse is also an atrocity, and Jersey Mike's is dumpster-filler.
	11:23am Laura in Peekskill: Why the female always gotta be the bass player?
	11:23am Crudbringer: Elsah Landing RIP. Scintillating Lemon Pie!
	11:23am Toothgrinder Tom: Lobsters used to be considered poor people’s food back in the (colonial or thereabouts) day. Swells wouldn’t touch ‘em.
	11:23am Crudbringer: Because the WOMEN do the damn WORK is why.
	11:23am Earth Walker: Actually worked in a teenage prison in San Francisco Assistant teacher Now that’s lockdown
	11:24am DJ Guin: Jersey Mike's is the BEST!! (If you want explosive Diarrhea)
	11:24am David (in London): Laura - we're like the original incarnation of Rothko. Three basses only. So you can be on bass, bass or bass.
	11:24am Joshua K: Explosive diarrhea is my first and second middle name
	11:24am Handy Haversack: @p20: There's a character limit in the "Other" field, it turns out. Egg salad on rye with spicy mustard, onion, shredded carrots, tomato. Pepper jack on serious grain bread with mayo, spicy mustard, sprouts, cuke, tomato, onion. Eggplant parm. Veggie reuben.
	11:25am Toothgrinder Tom: I can’t wrap my head around the fact that Matt has never had a po’ boy sandwich. What has he been doing all his life?
	11:25am p20: @HH: Yeah, that character limit exists because of characters like you!
	11:26am David (in London): I'm suddenly getting a frantic crash course in US sandwich outlets.
	11:26am p20: @TT: He's been Livin' in Jersey.
	11:26am farmer rye in santa Cruz: i know we are all wondering if a taylor farm pork roll will be on matt’s list
	11:27am David (in London): p20, TT - Jesus, I've had a Po-Boy and I live in England.
	11:27am coelacanth∅: David, me too! and i live here
	11:28am Toothgrinder Tom: @David where they call it a ‘po’ lad’ amirite?
	11:29am Handy Haversack: @p20: Vegetarians need ingredients too, you know!
	11:29am p20: whoever put in "Eggplant parm, cheese and onion, cheese and pickle.." ... it's supposed to be one option per line.
	11:30am David (in London): @TT - That merited a laugh out loud. (Provisional) Gag of the day to you, sir.
	11:30am p20: Unless you really put all those things on 1 sandwich
	11:30am testingwithfire: @p20 bad users R us (I didn't do it)
	11:30am Handy Haversack: But you know what? A SERIOUS (you know what I mean) sesame or onion bagel toasted, with butter. That will do nicely. That was me, @p20: I didn't know how it would render. Feel free to delete.
	11:31am coelacanth∅: seriously. sausage? pepperoni? those aren't novelties?
	11:31am Laura in Peekskill: I can't keep up with all you people and also eat my BAGEL WITH CREAM CHEESE AND LOX AND TOMATO.
	11:31am DJ Guin: Taylor Ham (not Pork Roll), Fried Egg and Cheese on a Roll is strictly a North Jersey thing. It cannot be entered into this debate, well, because it's Taylor's Ham.
	11:31am David (in London): Brevity Haversack strikes again!
	11:31am Toothgrinder Tom: @David consider it payment in kind for ‘bready container’
	11:31am seth from muddy creek: Is a cinnamon raisin bagel w/ cream cheese a sandwich?
	11:31am Crudbringer: no red onion? you call that a bagel?
	11:32am p20: this survey site might be sorta broken. good thing we're not using it for anything important
	11:32am testingwithfire: @seth absolutely although a lot of people will scoff at it
	11:32am Joshua K: I never selected my DJ premiums and then this whole lockdown happened
	11:32am DJ Guin: @Crud..you raise a salient point..where's the Onion, Laura?
	11:32am TomDash: Love this Rodion G.A. release...better than The Lost Tapes.
	11:32am David (in London): p20 - This UAT has been a disaster. But a comic one at least.
	11:33am testingwithfire: I'm off to find some ZipLoc bags for freezing leftovers, so that my cooking efforts don't become Garbage. Thank you Matt and see y'all later!
	11:34am Laura in Peekskill: I held the onion. Between my knees.
	11:34am Lewis: @seth - no
	11:35am Handy Haversack: My daily sandwich when I was commuting (and like thrice weekly now) is Tofurky, mayo, mustard, spinach, onion on a tortilla. Now that I'm at home I add garlic dill pickle sometimes. Or Bacos.
	11:37am p20: @D(iL): Sorry, UAT?
	11:37am David (in London): Handy, I think you need to try a 'Wigan Kebab' on the days in-between... p20 - User Acceptance Testing.
	11:38am coelacanth∅: the only sandwiches i eat, normally, are a tuna sub from subway; a fried egg with mayo, tomato and onion; or a bagel with either salmon or olive cream cheese. on the rare occasion i eat bread at home it usually open-faced -therefore not a sandwich.
	11:39am coelacanth∅: (and not often on those either)
	11:40am DJ Guin: @Laura...you know I kid because I like. Nice 'Easy Rider' reference. ;)
	11:40am Crudbringer: @Laura: Hot.
	11:41am Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: coelacanth, why would the number of bread slices make or break the definition of "sandwich"? What if the OTHER ingredients are "sandwiched" within and with one another? Does that not make it, by definition, a sandwich?!? Confused about the open-facedness.
	11:42am p20: @D(iL): I should have gotten that ref. I guess I missed it because in my current job we don't really do UAT. We just release the code, and users accept it.
	11:42am Crudbringer: (That was _The Last Detail_, not _Easy Rider_)
	11:43am Toothgrinder Tom: I thought an open-faced sandwich was still a sandwich in good standing.
	11:44am coelacanth∅: because the person who invented it, who's name was sandwich, used 2 slices of bread. that's the definition of the word. (though you could have more than 2 slices of bread)
	11:44am βrian: If it has to be eaten with utensils, it ain't a sandwich.
	11:44am DJ Guin: @Crud.. I AM the Shore Patrol, motherfuqer!
	11:44am Crudbringer: Open Faced makes it a quasisandwich, or parasandwich.
	11:45am David (in London): p20 - Your mind has wisely erased the horror of catastrophic UAT sessions, obviously. I still carry the scars...
	11:45am Laura in Peekskill: @Guin-- Five Easy Pieces, actually.
	11:45am DJ Guin: @Crud...FIVE EASY PIECES.. we were both wrong
	11:45am steveo: the first time i ever saw a jersey mike's was in the airport in las vegas; i did not attempt to eat any
	11:45am Toothgrinder Tom: I thought it was ‘Five Easy Pieces’?
	11:45am 12539: Thanks, Matt! Got to run, scones in the oven. Be well.
	11:45am coelacanth∅: ...i might be wrong about his name being "sandwich"...but something like that
	11:46am Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: -fair enough. I always maybe misinterpreted it as just anything sandwiched betwixt layers of other things.
	11:46am DJ Guin: yeah, I just realized that Laura...now I owe you a Lobster Roll.
	11:46am coelacanth∅: Crudbringer haha
	11:46am Toothgrinder Tom: No, his name really was Sandwich. Bob Sandwich.
	11:47am Earth Walker: Coffee shakes better than DTs
	11:47am Cmurtha: The solution is to make them return
	11:47am coelacanth∅: itzall it has evolved that way ...and i've used it that way
	11:47am David (in London): coelacanth - It was the 4th Earl of Sandwich. I gave him a shout-out earlier.
	11:47am Earth Walker: Milk shakes ain’t so bad
	11:47am Crudbringer: Gah! My pedantry!
	11:48am Handy Haversack: We don't parasandwich-shame around here, though.
	11:48am David (in London): The tesserandwich is the four dimensional sandwich. We only see the three dimentional version.
	11:48am coelacanth∅: ah, that's right David. say hi for me,hey? tell him i'm sorry i don't eat more sandwiches.
	11:48am DJ Guin: "Your honor, I feel so confident of Marge Simpson's guilt, that I can waste the court's time by rating the superhunks!"
	11:49am Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: coelacanth, I am sure we are all guilty of using the word in a completely non-food context. It's become part of the greater lexicon.
	11:49am Skurky: After lumping in crows and ravens as one bird and saying "talking parrot." I expect Matt to list pizza and pop tarts on his sandwich list.
	11:50am David (in London): coelacanth - He doesn't bear you any ill will for it.
	11:51am morphe': Thanks Matt de Warwick de Point Pleasant .. PP - first time (age 6???) I watched a Preying Mantis stalk a bug on a screen door.. PP- got smacked by my Ma for telling some other kid on the beach that another name for penis was DICK - He told his mom and I got smacked.. PP - became aware of Class as such that we could not afford to ride the wee fake train going up and down the promenade...
	11:51am coelacanth∅: the big question is -is a hot dog in a bun a sandwich? i'd say obviously yes, but the bun is usually one piece, opened up; so it that still a sandwich?
	11:51am p20: The big answer is: No!
	11:52am Crudbringer: Wait, hold up - there's _another_ word for penis?
	11:52am Skurky: I'm in hotdog = sandwich camp because hoagie = sandwich
	11:52am Cmurtha: @skurky you may summon an evil picture of the poptart and takis sandwich.
	11:52am coelacanth∅: that's what i'm thinking...but a hamburger definitely IS, when it's between 2 pieces of bread/bun.
	11:53am zopa: PewPew!
	11:53am agentearplugs: @crudbringer Yes, hotdog.
	11:53am David (in London): coelacanth - There may be some kind of common ancestor, but I can't help feeling that the hot dog branched off the sandwich evolutionary tree a long, long time ago.
	11:53am DJ Guin: P3NI5 - there's a good show for ya..on the Netflix, I think
	11:53am Lewis: @skurky - that is the link I have been working on, but I still find that "Hoagie" and "hot dog" are not in the same class...
	11:53am Crudbringer: Okay, so then pita-pockets and tacos are also non-sandwiches?
	11:53am Cmurtha: @coel my take on this is that tacos/hotdogs/open face'd items are all logically sandwiches, but because we always refer to them as unique things I don't count them as such, but I'd not fight someone who did.
	11:54am p20: Skurky: The law of transitivity does not apply in this case. It's sandwich logic, not Aristotelian
	11:54am Snoochienucci: man what a frustrating few hours of work. Glad to be back in the garbaggio lounge for the finale!
	11:54am coelacanth∅: right, David! and the pita sandwich -also an evolutionary deviation?
	11:54am David (in London): To cross the streams... so when Robert Mitchum put his todger in a hot dog bun during the making of 'Night of the Hunter', was it a sandwich?
	11:54am Snoochienucci: little mattys echo always cheers me right the "f" up!
	11:54am b!!!: Thanks Matt!
	11:54am p20: Pita pocket is a sandwich. Taco is not. Stop trying to use logic and just use common sense.
	11:55am Cmurtha: Its hard to say its a deviation when so many of these things predate when we decided to credit some rich dude with inventing something that already existed.
	11:55am Skurky: A sausage, pepper, and onion in a sandwich is a sandwich. What is a hot dog but a form of a sausage sandwich.
	11:55am Handy Haversack: Thanks, Matt. Unlike the rest of life lately, listening today was NOT like biting into a hot shit sandwich on rye and finding there's a bone in it. Breads. Fillings. I bid you all good day.
	11:55am David (in London): Hey Snoochie!
	11:55am Skurky: I'd make an argument for tacos too. Come at me bro.
	11:55am p20: I wanted to mention - there's a Chicago speciality called the JIBARITO - like a Cuban sandwich where the bread has been replaced by flattened fried plantain. A big greasy mess. (I've never actually tried one)
	11:56am Crudbringer: Whoa, I need some documentation on this "pita YES, taco NO" statement. "Common sense" == "I have no clear argument, just feelings"
	11:56am Snoochienucci: @DIL hello my pal!!!
	11:56am billy: Hello non-vegetarians I really do have MEAT for you Making sandwiches right now Will bring soon
	11:56am Toothgrinder Tom: Well this was a positively above-average show! But Matt Warwick is always above-average.
	11:56am coelacanth∅: Cmurtha good point
	11:56am p20: @Skurky: I dare you to walk into any taqueria and say you'd like 2 sandwiches.
	11:56am Earth Walker: Thanks for the show and yes sandwiches
	11:56am Snoochienucci: im ready for feelings bigtime
	11:56am Cmurtha: thanks for the show!
	11:56am Crudbringer: I mean, I'd def. call it a "taco sandwich".
	11:56am mb: Thank you Matty sire!
	11:57am coelacanth∅: ...but open-faced is not a sandwich. it's just stuff on a thing.
	11:57am DJ Guin: here we go.....the Great Sammich War of 2020
	11:57am p20: @Crudbringer: I'd laff at "taco sandwich"
	11:57am Handy Haversack: Taco sandwich: taco fillings between two slices of bread.
	11:57am zopa: afficionado. with TWO F's!
	11:58am Skurky: A torta.
	11:58am coelacanth∅: is pizza a sandwich if you fold it in half?
	11:58am Snoochienucci: ooooo im getting hungry! and no mayonnaise!!!!!
	11:58am p20: @HH: Yeah that's what a taco sandwich would be
	11:58am Cmurtha: I am not privy to the pork roll. It's just spam basically yeah?
	11:58am Handy Haversack: SHOTS FIRED!
	11:58am p20: coelacanth∅: No
	11:58am Crudbringer: Yeah, HH, I think you're right. But a taco is still a sandwich. @coelacanth - depends on if you seal the edge.
	11:58am Handy Haversack: @Skurky: well said!
	11:58am coelacanth∅: so far Matt's batting 0.
	11:58am JakeGould: Yeah! Made it to Garbage Time! I… DAMMIT!!!
	11:59am DJ Guin: This sh#t is getting real now.... gloves are off
	11:59am Jeff Golick: Wheels have fallen off.
	11:59am Toothgrinder Tom: ‘Bad’ grilled cheese?
	11:59am Snoochienucci: get that mayo out of here
	11:59am Baja Joe: @p20, fellow fan of the Tuna Melt, nice. I have a FB group dedicated to the Tuna Melt (sorry Mark Hurst)
	11:59am Handy Haversack: I love mayo. Kate hates it. We come from two different worlds. I note I am the only one who said egg salad today.
	11:59am p20: @Crudbringer: By "common sense" I really mean "common usage". What would the place that sells it call it? A place that sells pita sandwiches calls them sandwiches. A place that sells pizza or tacos or hot dogs does not.
	11:59am coelacanth∅: p20 i agree
	11:59am TomDash: Cheesesteak Forever, Forever Cheesesteak
	11:59am Snoochienucci: yes pastrami on rye!
	11:59am tom from Glasgow: "pork roll"? what is this, South Jersey?
	11:59am Crudbringer: #1 sandwich is liverwurst & onion with red wine.
	12:00pm Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: Same/"BAD" grilled cheese sandwich. How do you even do that unless you burn theF out of it.
	12:00pm streetwaves: way too much work
	12:00pm dr.doppler: Is a bagel a sandwich
	12:00pm Toothgrinder Tom: @Cmurtha I think it’s actually more processed than spam if that’s possible.
	12:00pm Rich in Bay Ridge: CUBAN!
	12:00pm coelacanth∅: (@11.58)
	12:00pm Handy Haversack: I like a PBJ toasted in the oven.
	12:00pm zopa: PB on each side of bread. jelly in the middle.
	12:00pm Crudbringer: p20 I accept your concession regarding descriptive/proscriptive sandwich taxonomy.
	12:00pm Beast of Boonton: Liverwurst and pickles
	12:00pm Mennlinn Rebarts: Chopped Chicken Liver Sandwich with Crispy Chicken Skins (Zabby & Elf's Stone Soup Burlington, VT)
	12:00pm DJ Guin: They don't even MAKE Chipwiches anymore
	12:01pm Toothgrinder Tom: I’m craving bologne right now.
	12:01pm agentearplugs: I'm so offended that BLT is not on this list MATT!
	12:01pm streetwaves: Fried bologna? I don't think I love you any more.
	12:01pm Itzall Gön'gett-Bettresuhnn: Make Mine a Medianoche. If I could only ever have ONE more sandwich. Then a Reuben.
	12:01pm Cmurtha: crushed sandwiches taste better
	12:01pm DJ Guin: Fried bologna is a hot dog
	12:01pm Crudbringer: I maintain that if your Fingers are protected from Toppings by a Starch Layer, then you have a sandwich.
	12:02pm DJ Guin: Mayo on a Taylor haM, eGG N cHEESE... hhruumph!
	12:04pm Toothgrinder Tom: Michelllllllllllllllllllllllle!

Garbage Time: Playlist from April 21, 2020

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